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#Rainbow Six Ace x you
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Y/N, runs to Ace : Hey, I need you to hold my hand. ˚‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥᷄⌓˂̣̣̥᷅ )‧º·˚
Ace, inspects their body for wounds but found none : Why?
Y/N : I’m scared. (。 •́︿•̀。 )
Ace, gets close to them : Scared of what?
Y/N, looks into his eyes : The dark.
Ace, tilted his head : It’s daytime……
Y/N, shakes head : The darkness of my soul.
Y/N, points at their chest area :
Ace, with a reassuring smile & grabs their hand tightly yet comforting : I gotcha. 😊
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stories-and-chaos · 2 months
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Shrike: Slices of Life
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[Hazbin Hotel reader insert as Alastor’s “darling life and death partner” Ace x ace relationship, both parties are moderately sex favorable. Something a bit different, some silly snippets that don’t fit into any particular fic]
[Word count: 350]
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“She’s five feet tall, how can she put away that many whiskeys?”
“Oh this is nothing. You should have seen her during Mardi Gras.”
“Makes me wish we survived until Prohibition ended.”
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“My dear, what in the nine circles is that?”
“Charlie treated everyone to something called ‘boba tea.’ Here, try a sip.”
“Well?”
“Where did Charlie acquire this?”
“Oh, if you want one, cher, they’re in the parlor.”
“No. I need to destroy the source of these.”
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“Okay toots, I know my boss sucks, but you really seem to have it out for him. What’s your beef with Val?”
*inarticulate growling, cursing like a sailor, and destruction of multiple throw pillows*
“Personality differences, got it.”
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During a manicure session, all the girls snag one of Angel’s hands to do his nails. He ends up with six different colors of polish. He poses to make a rainbow with his fingers every now and then for the following week.
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Playing eye spy:
“I ssspy with my little eye, sssomething beginning with ‘T’”
“Tits!”
“Table?”
“Tequila.”
“Termites, eheheheee.”
“Noisy picture box.”
“He means television dears. Teacup?”
“Troublemakers, all of you.”
“Ya sure it ain’t tits?”
“…It wasss telephone…”
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“I’ve always wondered what happens at Overlord meetings. Mom and Dad barely ever get invited and they won’t tell me what goes on.”
“With good reason, cher. We have important work going on that we can’t let all of Hell know about.”
What goes on at Overlord meetings:
*debates if rock-paper-scissors can be played for souls, bickering over a favorite coffee shop at the edge of two territories like a divorced couple sharing custody, regulating how late a pizza delivery can be before you kill the driver.*
“Very important work.”
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“Charlie dear? I hesitate to mention this, but your handwriting could use some work. It is rather difficult to read the crayon sometimes.”
“Oh, that’d be great! Can you show me your handwriting Y/N?”
“Gladly!” *writes out an introduction in perfect copperplate script* “There you cher.”
“Ummmm, it’s beautiful but…err, I have no idea what it says.”
“Fine, stick with crayon.”
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Taglist: @whitewolfsoldat @edgyboi10000 @ch3sire-blu3 @clearly-awkward @badatpunz @bengewatch @chewbrry
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burnedwriter · 1 year
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Masterlist!
Some of my posts have been community labels so if you want to read them you have to turn of the filter from your setting for a better experience,my fics will also be availabke on ao3
Genshin impact
Scaramouche,here,here,here,here,here
Childe,here,here,here,here
Dottore,here,here,here,here
Pantalone
Heizou
Zhongli,here,here
kaeya,here
diluc,here
hu tao
nilou
Ayato
alhaitham,here,here
kaveh
itto,here,here
xiao,here,here,here
Call of duty
Ghost
Graves
König
The devil in me
Charlie,here,here
The curator
Rainbow six siege
ace
Resident evil
wesker
Elden ring
Varre here
Bloodborne
micolash here
Alfred here
Hunter here
ludwig here
Update:some of them are community labeled so you have to use the filter to find them or you can go on my ao3 to read them .
SOME INFO ABOUT ASKS/REQUESTS
THINGS I WONT write
 Extreme fetishes
 P*do
 Scat/piss
 Incest
 Ships (this is a same space I don’t want any ship wars or arguments)
 underage characters 
 S*cide
 Racism
 Homophobia/transphobia
amab reader
THINGS I WILL WRITE
 Fluff
Angst
 Smut
Headcanons
 images
afab and gender neutral reader
female and male characters
 FANDOMS
rainbow six
resident evil
genshin impact
bloodborne
elden ring
call of duty
more will be added+
This is a safe place for people to escape from reality, I will try my best to keep up with the asks and requests and asks.All fanfics can be found by typing the fandoms name and character (example:genshin x reader,xiao x reader etc.)
English is not my first language so please don’t be too harsh.
Feedback is always accepted so I can improve in the future.
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bootyshaker900o · 1 year
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“Playlists of my unhealthy obsessions/Simping”
These men have caused such a brain rot- that like they are my whole personality. I made a little playlist of songs for them
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Dave/William Afton (🧍‍♂️ I have problems)
Jocelyn Flores - XXXTENTACION
Can You Feel My Heart - Bring Me the Horizon
Yandere - Jazmin Bean
Sex, Drugs, Etc. - Beach Weather
R U Mine? - Arctic Monkeys
Play Date - Melanie Martinez
Perverted - Elita
The Neden Game - ICP
Stalker’s Tango - Autoheart
Say My Name - Alex Brightman
Imma Kill You - ICP
Blow My Brains Out - Tikkle Me
CHOKE - I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME
Ryn, Rabinit Run - Flanagan and Allen
Boogie Woogie Wu - ICP
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Donnie
Dirty Harry - Gorillaz
Me and Your Mama - Childish Gambino
Hell of a Ride - Bo Burnham
Family Jewels - Marina and the Diamonds
I’m still standing - Elton John
Puppet Boy - DEVO
Afraid - The Neighborhood
Reflections - The Neighborhood
Fluorescent Adolescent - Arctic Monkeys
One day - Lovejoy
The Ending - Hobo Johnson
Trouble - Hazel Bloom
Teen Romance - Lil Peep
Alien Blues - Vundabar
Team - Mag.Lo
Bad - Michael Jackson
Orphan Tears - Your Favorite Martian
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Draxum
Problems - Mother Mother
Zydrate Anatomy - Paris Hilton
Toxic - Britney Spears
Liquid Smooth - Mitski
W.D.Y.W.F.M? - The Neighborhood
Trom Cat - Tyler, the Creator
E.T. - Katy Perry, Kanye West
Molly - MSI
Enemy - Imagine Dragons, JID
Never Satisfied - CORPSE
Desire - Meg Myers
Venom - Little Simz
Daddy AF - Slayyter (don’t ask)
Supermassive Black Hole - Muse
Such A Whore - JVLA
Six Forty Seven - Instupendo
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Silco
Daddy issues - The Neighborhood
Genius- Sia, Diplo, Labrinth, LSD
Same Old Love - Selena Gomez
Guys My Age - HEY VIOLET
Life of the Party - The Weeknd
High Enough - K.Flay
Government Hooker - Lady Gaga
Why don’t U - Father, ABRA
New Americana - Halsey
Do You Even? - Jorge Aguilar II
Sugar Daddy - Qveen Herby 
Royals - Lorde
I Feel Like I’m Drowning - Two Feet
New Person, Same Mistakes - Tame Impala
Cold - Maroon 5
Come As You Are - Nirvana
Fantasy - Bazzi
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Raph (my sweet baby boy 😭)
Dark Red - Steve Lacy
Somebody To Love - Queen
Careless Whispers  - George Michaels 
Her - Tyler, The Creator 
Are We Still Friends? - Tyler, The Creator
Trumpets - Jason Derulo
Hold On, We’re Going Home - Drake
Rodeo - Lil Nas X
Ms. Jackson - Outkast
EARFQUAKE - Tyler, The Creator
Mine - Bazzi
Die for You - The Weeknd
Love on the Brain - Rihana
Crazy In Love - Beyoncé, JAY-Z
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Lucifer
Gooey - Glass Animals
Love Me Dead - Ludo
The Distance - CAKE
Like A Stone - Audioslave
Luxurious- Gwen Stafani
Applause - Lady Gaga
Please Me - Cardi B, Bruno Mars
Take Me Out - Franz Ferdinand
Alejandro - Lady Gaga
Love Is a Bitch - Two Feet
Aint no Rest for The Wicked - Cage the Elephant
Animal - Sir Chloe
Mr. Saxobeat - Alexandra Stan
Judas - Lady Gaga
Livin La Vida Loca - Ricky Martin
White Flag - Bishop Briggs
River - Bishop Briggs
Blurred Lines - Robin Thicke
Sway - Michael Bublé
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Juicy
Monster Energy Gun - KevinKempt
Chop Chop Slide - ICP
Get Low - Lil Jon
Crazy - Gnarls Barkley
Star Shopping - Lil Peep
Never There - CAKE
Shake That - Eminem, Nate Dogg
Everywhere I Go - Hollywood Undead
Revenge - XXXTENTACION
POLTERGEIST! - CORPSE
My Mom - Eminem
Asshole - hooligan chase
Under the Influence - Eminem, D12
Shots - LMFAO
Him and I - G-Eazy, Halsey
The Hills - The Weeknd
my boy - Billie Eilish
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Leo
Ain’t Shit - Dojo Cat
Feel Like God - Gazy
Nightmare - Halsey
Good-Old Fashioned Lover Boy - Queen
Mujeriego - Ryan Castro
Sweet Dreams - Eurythmics, Annie Lennox
Let’s Groove - Earth, Wind, and Fire
Pizzazz - Akintoye
Slumber Party - Ashnikko
INDUSTRY BABY - Lil Nas X
Milkshake - BBY KODIE
Bad - Michael Jackson
Pony - Ginuwine
Death of a Bachelor - Panic! At the Disco
Blah Blah Blah - The Oozes
Everybody Loves Me - OneRepublic
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Joker (Joaquin & Heath’s) (don’t ask- please dont)
Purple Lamborghini- Skrillex, Rick Ross
Fame - David Bowie
Wolf is Sheep’s Clothing - Set It Off
To Catch a Predator- ICP
Back in Black - AC/DC
Tentative - System of a Down
Rainbows and Stuff - ICP
Hokus Pokus - ICP
Murder Go Round - ICP
The Juggla - ICP
HAHA - Lil Darkie
Broken - Lund
I Hate Everything About You - Three Days Grace
Criminal - Britney Spears
Cradles - Sub Urban
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Loki
Mind Games - Sickick
I’m A Slave 4 U - Britney Spears
Who is She? - I Monster
A Pearl - Mitski
Cigarettes Out the Window - TV Girl
Redbone - Childish Gambino 
All for Us - Labrinth, Zendaya
Sucker For Pain - Lil Wayne, Imagine Dragons
My Ordinary Life - The Living Tombstone
Bubblegum Bitch - MARINA
I Write Sins Not Tragedies - Panic! At the Disco
Partition - Beyoncé
Suit and Tie - Justing Timberlake
Jealous - Eyedress
Yellow - Coldplay
My Oh My - Camila Cabello
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spishidden · 11 months
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Transformers Crossovers I Think Have Potential But I’m Too Lazy To Make Myself
Forgive me if some of these have already been done my imagination can’t control itself. If anyone gets inspired PLZ tag me with what you create I would love to see 💜
OR if there are fics/content for any of these crossovers feel free to share ✨
Transformers x Overwatch- Would there be an increase or decrease in robot racism?? Just IMAGINE the character interactions tho. Lots of angst and fluff potential here
Transformers x Splatoon- Only because I wanna see the giant robots play turf war. Also, custom transformers splat weapons>>>
Transformers x Assassination Classroom - I just think this would be really funny. I also wanna see Koro Sensei and Optimus interact somehow
Transformers x Toaru- SO. MANY. POTENTIAL. STORY. PLOTS.
Transformers x Steven Universe- Has this been done already?? If not, missed opportunity
Transformers x Guardians Of The Galaxy- I’ve seen a ton of Avengers and MCU stuff but not a lot of the Guardians stand alone. (Also volume 3 ripped my heart out and I need to cope)
Transformers x Slime Rancher- Someone can make this work. I believe.
Transformers x Ace Attorney- Pheonix Wright representing the Autobots in a fucked up court case PLEASE
Transformers x Saiki K- I don’t know what would happen, but I would love to find out
Transformers x The Lego Movie- Can this work?? PLEASE SOMEONE MAKE IT WORK
Transformers x Ninjago- Idk I never finished Ninjago but I want Zane to befriend Bumblebee or smth. Maybe Soundwave.
Transformers x Hi-Fi Rush- music fight, music fight, music fight music-
Transformers x Arknights- LISTEN! Apocalyptic planet, high-end technology, civil wars?? They have so much in common (and if Rainbow Six Siege can have a collab then so can the giant robots let me manifest-)
Transformers x Barbie- this honestly just cause the Barbie movie and ROTB releases in the summer. Also ik for a FACT that Hot Rod/Rodimus and Ken would be an unstoppable duo
So yea. If I come up with more I’ll make a part 2
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marivenah · 4 months
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OC Masterlist
This is a full list of my fandom ocs + a select few characters from my original works that I've mentioned or talked about before, in text post format for easier access on mobile! No links included because it would break the post into oblivion. But important tags are fully listed.
Last updated: 18.02.2024
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Games
Far Cry 5
— Laurie Devin. she/her { ♡ Jacob Seed } tag; #oc: laurie devin | ship tag; #x: feed the hungry
— Aiden Hunter. he/him { ♡ Faith Seed } tag; #oc: aiden hunter | ship tag; #x: darkest before the dawn
— Toni Hunter. she/her { ♡ N/A } tag; #oc: toni hunter
Call Of Duty (Modern Warfare Reboot)
— Paz "Avis" Acosta. she/her { ♡ Simon "Ghost" Riley } tag; #oc: paz acosta | ship tag; #x: under sunlight
— Arlene "Ace" Harlow. she/her { ♡ König } tag; #oc: arlene harlow | ship tag; #x: two of a kind
— Laura "Lux" Siemon. she/her { ♡ Nikodim "Rodion" Egorov } tag; #oc: laura siemon | ship tag; #x: to see you shine
— Janaína "Omen" Mendes. she/her { ♡ Velikan } tag; #oc: janaína mendes | ship tag; #x: keep it silent
— Emilia Hellström. she/her { ♡ Rodolfo Parra } tag; #oc: emilia hellström | ship tag; #x: back to back
Mortal Kombat 1
— Santana "Serpent" Ruiz. she/her { ♡ Kenshi Takahashi } tag; #oc: santana ruiz | ship tag; #x: snake charmer
— Huo "Phoenix" Liang. she/her { ♡ Kung Lao } tag; #oc: huo liang | ship tag; #x: between wind and water
— Yawen Zhao. she/her { ♡ Tomas Vrbada/Smoke } tag; #oc: yawen zhao | ship tag; #x: underneath it all
— Quhiri. she/her { ♡ Raiden } tag; #oc: quhiri | ship tag; #x: moth to a flame
Pokémon
— Kheira Rane. she/her { ♡ Guzma } tag; #oc: kheira rane | ship tag; #x: my sun moon and stars
— Alysha Faye. she/her { ♡ N/A? } tag; #oc: alysha faye
— Cato Rye. he/him { ♡ Serena } tag; #oc: cato rye | ship tag; #x: something so sweet
RPGs
— Nova Shepard. she/her { ♡ Garrus Vakarian } - Mass Effect tag; #oc: nova shepard | ship tag; #x: no me without you
— Sara Hypatia "Pati" Ryder. she/her { ♡ Reyes Vidal } - Mass Effect tag; #oc: sara hypatia ryder | ship tag; #x: you're someone to me
— Ashalya Lavellan. she/her { ♡ Solas } - Dragon Age: Inquisition tag; #oc: ashalya lavellan | ship tag; #x: var lath vir suledin
— Wendy. she/her { ♡ John Hancock } - Fallout 4 tag; #oc: wendy | ship tag; #x: good morning sunshine
— Yasemin. she/her { ♡ Deacon } - Fallout 4 tag; #oc: yasemin | ship tag; #x: happens great happens sweet
— Valentina "V" Voigt. she/her { ♡ Goro Takemura } - Cyberpunk 2077 tag; #oc: valentina voigt | ship tag; #x: never fade away
— Scarlet. she/her { ♡ Dum Dum } - Cyberpunk 2077 tag; #oc: scarlet | ship tag; #x: chrome blood and roses
— Yunith. she/her { ♡ Astarion? } - Baldur's Gate 3 tag; #oc: yunith
Misc. Games
— Dawn. she/her { ♡ Argus } - Deponia tag; #oc: dawn | ship tag; #x: with you until forever ends
— Magdalena "Mags" Wilhelm. she/her { ♡ Genji Shimada } - Overwatch tag; #oc: mags wilhelm | ship tag; #x: my never ending thought
— Yuna Neuer. she/her { ♡ Danny Johnson } - Dead By Daylight tag; #oc: yuna neuer | ship tag; #x: take my heart
— Paloma García. she/her { ♡ Sam Drake } - Uncharted tag; #oc: paloma garcía | ship tag; #x: where I want to stay
— Aroa Ridley. she/her { ♡ Cayde-6 } - Destiny tag; #oc: aroa ridley | ship tag; #x: your soul is golden
— Evelyn. she/her { ♡ Simon } - Detroit: Become Human tag; #oc: evelyn | ship tag; #x: awakening
— Romy Schulz. she/her { ♡ Mark "Mute" Chandar } - Rainbow Six: Siege tag; #oc: romy schulz | ship tag; #x: silence the sound
— Irene Varano. she/her { ♡ Johnny Slaughter } - The Texas Chain Saw Massacre Game tag; #oc: irene varano | ship tag; #x: written in blood
— Bonnie "Bo" Wulff. she/her { ♡ Luke } - Coral Island tag; #oc: bonnie wulff | ship tag; #bonnie x luke
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MOVIES & TV
Marvel (MCU / XCU)
— Luna Richards. she/her { ♡ Loki Laufeyson } tag; #oc: luna richards | ship tag; #x: feel again
— Niteia. she/her { ♡ Adam Warlock } tag; #oc: niteia | ship tag; #
— Brooke King. she/her { ♡ Erik Lehnsherr/Magneto } tag; #oc: brooke king | ship tag; #x: halcyon
— Catalina Cruz. she/her { ♡ Alex Summers/Havok } tag; #oc: catalina cruz | ship tag; #x: light of my life
DC (Watchmen + DCEU + Arkhamverse / Nolanverse)
— Carol "Haunter" Kovacs. she/her { ♡ Bruce Wayne/Batman } tag; #oc: carol kovacs | ship tag; #x: ghost around
— Rose "Virtue" Adams. she/her { ♡ Adrian Chase/Vigilante } tag; #oc: rose adams | ship tag; #x: head in the clouds
— Nadya. she/her { ♡ Edward Nigma/The Riddler } tag; #oc: nadya | ship tag; #x: creative minds inspire others
— Sadia Jamali. she/her { ♡ Harvey Dent/Two-Face } tag; #oc: sadia jamali | ship tag; #x: have all of me
— Harper Ray. she/her { ♡ The Joker } tag; #oc: harper ray | ship tag; #x: your sickening desire
Star Wars
— Shireen Oqir. she/her { ♡ Maul } tag; #oc: shireen oqir | ship tag; #x: to your deepest low
— Kieda Tarnji. she/her { ♡ The Inquisitor (TOTJ) } tag; #oc: kieda tarnji | ship tag; #x: come away with me
— Vayorrah Fen. she/her { ♡ Ima-Gun Di } tag; #oc: vayorrah fen | ship tag; #x: only time will tell
— Kane Desegh. she/her { ♡ Axe Woves } tag; #oc: kane desegh | ship tag; #x: at the sharp end
— Shal'toki Zanarri . she/her { ♡ Tarrek Amai } tag; #oc: shal'toki zanarri | ship tag; #x: try again
— Maina Amai. she/her { ♡ Luvas Kor } tag; #oc: maina amai | ship tag; #x: whatever whenever
— Fala Mox. she/her { ♡ Garazeb "Zeb" Orrelios } tag; #oc: fala mox | ship tag; #
— Aho Mox. he/him { ♡ Ahsoka Tano } tag; #oc: aho mox | ship tag; #x: blame it on me
— Gahya Astan. she/her { ♡ Kylo Ren/Ben Solo } tag; #oc: gahya astan | ship tag; #x: set in darkness rise in perfect light
House Of The Dragon
— Aelys Stark. she/her { ♡ N/A } tag; #oc: aelys stark
— Aerenya Targaryen. she/her { ♡ Benjicot Blackwood } tag; #oc: aerenya targaryen
— Rhaegor Targaryen. he/him { ♡ Taryne Strong } tag; #oc: rhaegor targaryen | ship tag; #taryne x rhaegor
— Taryne Strong. she/her { ♡ Rhaegor Targaryen } tag; #oc: taryne strong | ship tag; #taryne x rhaegor
Misc. Movies & TV
— Zoiya. she/her { ♡ Marcus } - Arcane tag; #oc: zoiya | ship tag; #x: you frustrate me incredibly
— Giulia "Juliet" Romano. she/her { ♡ Monty Fiske } - Disney tag; #oc: juliet romano | ship tag; #x: always beside you
— Alexandra Joe "Wraith" Colton. she/her { ♡ Tommy Arashikage/Storm Shadow } - G.I.JOE tag; #oc: alex colton | ship tag; #x: on the other side
— Kayla Johnson. she/her { ♡ Jackson Leung } - Transformers tag; #oc: kayla johnson | ship tag; #x: no matter what
— Michelle Eva Jones. she/her { ♡ Adam Milligan } - Supernatural tag; #oc: michelle jones | ship tag; #x: as above so below
— Manuela "Marie". she/her { ♡ Minho } - The Maze Runner tag; #oc: manu | ship tag; #x: way back to you
— Liliana Martínez. she/her { ♡ Steve Harrington } - Stranger Things tag; #oc: liliana martínez | ship tag; #x: skip a beat
— Helena Winter. she/her { ♡ Yuichi Kimura/The Father } - Bullet Train tag; #oc: helena winter | ship tag; #
— Yártien. she/her { ♡ Legolas } - The Lord Of The Rings tag; #oc: yártien | ship tag; #
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ORIGINAL WORK
— Sól Guevara. she/her { ♡ Sean Thian } - Snowfall tag; #oc: sól guevara | ship tag; #x: I'll give you everything of me
— Jaye. she/her { ♡ Dex } - Outer Rim tag; #oc: jaye | ship tag; #x: snake fodder
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fossegrimmen · 1 year
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The Medic & The Big Pissy Cat
Pairing: Olivier "Lion" Flament x Håvard "Ace" Haugland
Fandom: Rainbow Six
Description: Ace finally gets to show of his medical skills off.
Note: This is my first fanfic, so constructive criticism is wanted. Enjoy
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If Olivier’s life could get any worse, first he gets punched in the face by Thatcher. Now he has to wait in the sick-bay waiting for a medic to give him the all clear. Olivier, really wasn’t looking forward to having Kateb give him a lecture on how his words to their British counterpart were brash and arrogant. 
“You know what Flament, if you wanted my attention all you had to do was ask.” The Norwegian accent pierced the almost silent room.
“Haugland, I am not in the mood to deal with your theatrics, so how about you get Kateb and get me out of this fucking sick-bay.” Olivier demanded. 
“Fine. Have it your way. Oh and by the way the Doc ain’t examining your injuries, I am.” Håvard grinned as he spoke. 
As Håvard rolled his chair over the laminated floor, to become face-to-face with Olivier. 
“Olivier, can you tell what month it is?”
“Really?” Olivier began questioning the Norwegian’s practices. Håvard just stared back at him, egging him to respond to his question. 
“The month is September, are you happy now?” 
“Yes and can you tell me what the date is today?” Håvard once again asking with a softer expression
“It is the 21st” 
“What year is it?” 
“2020”
“Look straight ahead and keep your head still, please.” Then a light flashed into Oliver’s eyes. “Merde, you didn’t need to flash me you know.” However, Håvard didn’t reply and just kept inspecting Olivier’s face. 
As Håvard was inspecting the injuries on Olivier's face, Olivier noticed the change of expression from one of fun to one of concentration in a matter of seconds. This got Olivier thinking, how does Håvard just change with a flip of a switch. Like yes, every operator has a professional side to them, yet there is something different in Håvard, he just couldn’t put his finger on it.  Olivier’s thought process was interrupted with Håvard breaking the silence once again. 
“Well, good news, you don’t have a concussion. The cuts aren’t that bad either, well not bad enough to warrant the use of regular stitches, so I am gonna clean the wounds, put a steri-strip on and then you are free to go. Okay.” 
“Whatever you say Haugland, the quicker the better.” Olivier quipped back with impatience. Håvard rolled his eyes, as he moved to retrieve equipment needed for the quick procedure.
“If you don’t mind me asking, what made Thatcher, you know, hit you in the face?” Håvard asked while motioning the punch. Olivier gave Håvard a questioning look, but decided it would be better to answer the Norwegian, than to leave it in the air. 
“All you need to know is that I said something and the old man didn’t like it and the rest lead to me being stuck here with you.” As Olivier was talking about the incident, Håvard began cleaning and patching up the wound. 
Olivier once again began studying Håvard’s face, as the plaster was being placed on the cut. Olivier started to notice, little things, like pale freckles littered across his face. Or how when he concentrates, Håvard tilts his head to an angle. Once again Olivier was ripped out of his thoughts with the sharp movement of Håvard snapping his head back into position. 
“No wonder why Gustave didn't want to assess your injuries, you can’t seem to stop moving your head.” Håvard stated as he rolled away from Olivier’s proximity to the desk. The clipping of keys filled the crisp sterile air. 
“Anyways, Flament. You are all patched up now and cleared for duty. So you are free to leave, unless you have any other questions for me?” Håvard questioned. 
“My Hero”, Olivier stated sarcastically, further adding on “who knows i might even give you a five stars on your yelp page.” As Olivier moved towards the door as he was chuckling to himself, Håvard once again interrupted. 
“Yelp page? I don’t have yelp? Should I make a yelp?, Flament, what is yelp?” Håvard going into overdrive into branching out onto a new media page. 
“Relax, Haugland, it is just a joke. Please take my advice, DON’T MAKE A YELP PAGE.” 
“Okay I will take your advice, if you take some advice from me.” Olivier nodded in agreement. 
“Just be careful with our teammates, especially those who can knock you out. I rather not carry your ass back to base.” The worried look hidden behind the joyful gleam in Håvard’s eyes said it all. 
“Who knows, Hero, I might take you up on that advice.” 
And with that Olivier left the medical sector of Rainbow, with a smile and small plaster on his face.
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Sidenote: Yes I do know that the Thatcher incident technically happened before Ace join Team Rainbow. But lets just pretend it happened in the same year as Ace joining.
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xxazura-leexx · 2 years
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ace x male reader 👁? Maybe the reader is like the one person who doesnt know who he is...
I'll try!
꧁༒༻☬ད °•° ཌ☬༺༒꧂
Characters: Håvard "Ace" Haugland x Male reader
Videogames/Movies: Rainbow Six Siege
Genres: Fluff
Summary: Ace dealing with his boyfriend, who doesnt know who he is
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"Baby! I'm home!!" Ace just coming back from grocery store, he open the door of your house and begin to walk to living room.
"Babe? Are you here?" Ace answer you but it only a silence in the house.
He begin walk to your share bedroom, and he find you wrapped in blankets. He walk to you and sit beside you.
"Hey.. Are you okay?" Ace put his arm around you and pat your head.
"I.. I dont know who i am.." You speak as you lay your head to Havard's shoulder. "What do you mean? You dont know who you are?"
"I mean, I dont know my own likes and dislikes!" You begin to look down to the floor and tears falling down
"Hey.. Dont be like that. Im sure you find one!" He begin to hug you and kisses your forehead. "Now lets watch movies and snuggles in couch. How that's sound?"
"Hmm.. I kinda like that" You look at him with small smile on your face which make him happy
"See!! I told you find one. Now lets go and watch Cars 2 with me" Ace begin to pick you up in bride style and go downstair
"I love you Bae.."
"I lov you too."
At the end, You two just watch Cars 2 while snuggle up in couch, Having a boyfriend like Ace is lucky.
The end
Im sorry if this too short.(●´∀`●)
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natigail · 8 months
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August 2023 - natigail
It was time for my Posting Every Day In August (PEDIA) challenge, so I posted 31 chapters/one shots/excerpts this month!
I posted all six chapters of my skz ace/sex worker AU - oh, you kissed me just to kiss me
I posted all five chapters of the side piece to my skz wolfpack AU - What if I Told You I'm a Mastermind?
I posted the December chapter of my phan Stardew AU - Broke, Gay and New in Town
I posted four new chapters of my skz wolfpack AU - Rest in the Belly of the Wolf
I posted a one shot prologue of Seungcheol to my svt mafia AU - 돈’t Blink (at least not here) 
I posted a chapter to another svt mafia AU prologue, this time about verkwan - 돈’t Resist (at least not me) 
I posted both chapters of my Legend of Zelda fic focusing on optaining the Master Sword - to become an immortal dragon is to lose oneself (why did you do it?) 
I posted the first chapter to my bts insomniac/baker AU - the donuts are warm for you
I posted my Good Omens one shot focusing on the season 2 finale - contains information in a tuneful way (stop, you’re losing me)
I posted three excerpts from an original novel wip of mine (x, x, x)
I posted a bts one shot focusing on Yoongi getting his 7 tattoo - Future's gonna be okay 
I posted my The Untamed one shot about Lan Wangji’s grief - you can’t talk me through the fall if we don’t know if i can land 
I posted my phan one shot inspired by Taylor Swift’s Timeless - In another life you still would’ve turned my head
I posted my Nimona one shot focusing on a scene from the film - Say that I'm a monster
I posted my phan one shot about not attending pride - so tell me i’m a rainbow (it makes me feel alright)
I posted my Good Omens one shot about Aziraphale doing an apology dance - it ends with a garden (and a cottage in the south downs) 
Bloody hell, that’s one hell of a list. And it’s not likely the last one I’ll do, I think I’m going to do one with their summaries and stuff too but I wanted to have my usual monthly recap, even if PEDIA always messes with everything in the best way. Same can be seen on this pie chart.
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I didn’t even attempt to untangle all the small entries that’s about 1-0% in the grand scheme of things. It’s the fics that were done before this month but needed to be edited before posting. I had given myself the goal of 2k a day because I knew I needed write a lot to complete PEDIA but I also needed to spend a lot of time editing, but I still went past the goal and almost hit 75k.
That definitely held true, but man, I’m still so proud of myself for managing to keep up even while feeling burned out and getting sick. Like, look! I did it. Yay. You’ll get my monthly overview of PEDIA as well, because why not?
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Over 253k words posted! Not my record for a PEDIA but it’s the third most I’ve ever done during one of these challenges, which I’ve been doing since 2017 (except my thesis year). Like this month is kind of stressful and getting into a bit of grind with it all, but the sense of accomplishment when sitting back is indescribable. And I still try so very hard to keep the quality top notch, because despite how I like to get lost in my stats - it’ll always be the words that matter more than the numbers.
I’m going to take a very chill time in September. I’ll still keep up with my daily writing habit but we’re aiming for 1k a day instead, and for this coming week, I am going to maybe only keep up with the journalling to take a break.
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itwoodbeprefect · 1 year
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WIP Game! ✨
RULES: post the names of all the files in your WIP folder regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet of it or tell them something about it.
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i was tagged by @luredin (thank you!) and i’ll tag @redgoldblue, @spaceradars, @logicgunn, and you, the person reading this, to either do this tag game, not do it, or do it six months from now (or anywhere between now and then) - whichever works for you.
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and then, hm. the thing about how i write fic is that technically speaking it’s, uh, deeply inefficient, in the sense that i’ll start a hundred things (more literally than you might think) and bounce around between them until something gets close enough to being finished that it just needs a final little push (which only happens for about half the things i start, but that’s okay, because the other half is also an invaluable part of the process).
point being, the list of WIPs is long. curated version (with any projects i’d consider abondoned/barely started filtered out) below the cut. send me a title or fandom + number!
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Starsky & Hutch (practically all of this is Starsky/Hutch)
Our girlfriend who lives in Canada
All your ducks in a row
Starsky gets politically involved
Starsky decides Hutch’s mustache is gay
On blond blintzes, and how to sweeten them: easy 5-step recipe!
Starsky interrupts Hutch’s date with a guy
Gold dust woman // Take your silver spoon (Dig your grave)
Hutch has a new neighbor
Peter Whitelaw meets Starsky for dinner
Someone overhears them
Starsky’s brother visits
Hutch gets himself a beard
Not even a good kisser (Death in a different place tag)
Everything goes wrong / They were jinxed
Hutch kisses Starsky
Hutch would pick Paul Newman
Starsky’s painted nails
Love you to love me
Sleep together sometimes
Fire metaphors - And a freight train running through the middle of my head
Starsky dates a married woman
Here be dragons (Cowboy on the white horse)
Hutch is the utterly oblivious one, Starsky is confused
Greg is a four letter word
Cuddling only happens when they’re dying
Huggy brings a housewarming gift
Arranged Marriage AU
The Brotherhood of the Traveling Pet Rock
Hutch vs. glasses
Twilight
Personalized embroidered towels
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Hawaii Five-0 (everything here is Steve/Danny)
It might sound cheesy
The opposite of purple prose (isn’t this)
Counting the days (and the hours, minutes, seconds, and maybe a microsecond or two)
The fic where Steve thinks Danny is dating the botanist neighbor
Arguments over spice racks
Five people who don’t get why Danny couldn’t just tell Steve that he’s in love with him (and one person who does)
Steve sees rainbows everywhere
Danny loses track of the line between friendship and romance
Five things Nahele learned from Steve (plus one)
They try to find a term for each other
Ace soulmate AU
The bunk beds fic
Steve and Danny buy a house together
Five times Steve is not going to be emotional about moving
They have Lou and Renee over for dinner!!!
The hyphenation of life
I love you sounds different if you’re saying it to a guy you’re sleeping with
I spy, with my little bi
Multimedia fic?
The soap opera fix
Deus ex machina (the one with dolphin God)
Danny has someone else
Steve’s becomes… themed
They watch Top Gun
Danny Williams and the Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Neighborhood Barbecue
Danny undercover needs to ward off advances
Danny tries to get Steve’s phone because he sent Stella a gay crisis text
Superheroes at a museum
A flip-flop state of mind (the half-posted multichapter fic already up on ao3)
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Stargate Atlantis (John/Rodney except for that last one, where it’s &)
The Brightest Light in Atlantis
Universe where X
Some kind of DADT repeal fic
John tells Rodney he likes him and they try to figure it out together
Aro Ace John
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due South (RayK/Fraser, and for #2 also RayV/Stella)
Oral hygiene fic
Fraser and both Rays and Stella have dinner together
The Guy Thing
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Other
Homophobia? (Sports Night, Dan/Casey)
Leapfrog (911, Buck/Eddie)
Jolene/Diane (from the songs. so I guess songfic)
Johnny comes out (and he and Daniel keep going to that bar) fic (Cobra Kai, Johnny/Daniel)
Our Dear Mr. Wilson’s Guide To Becoming A Successful Contributing Member Of A Team Of Internationally Renowned High-Tech Do-Gooder Criminals (Leverage Redemption, gen with background OT3)
MASH marriage fic (MASH, Hawkeye/Trapper)
BJ figures out Hawkeye is not very heterosexual (MASH, gen)
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vampsquerade · 2 years
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Requests Rules (Current Status: Open)
Characters Per Request for headcanons: Maximum of 2.
Characters Per Story: Maximum of 4 (all characters will be partners with the reader; exceptions can and will be made if i like it enough).
Characters Per NSFW Alphabet: Maximum of 1
Characters Per SFW Alphabet: Maximum of 1
Please be as specific as you can when requesting as it helps me with my writing
Please specify whether you want headcanons or an x reader, so I don’t accidentally write something you didn’t want
Requests are now open for a short time! Please just read my rules and request accordingly!
Characters I’ll Write For: Rainbow Six Siege/Extraction and Call of Duty. This may change later on, however, once I feel like branching out!
Rainbow Six Siege/Extraction:
Chul Kyung “Vigil” Hwa
Olivier “Lion” Flament
Erik “Maverick” Thorn
Jordan “Thermite” Trace
Miles “Castle” Campbell
Gustave “Doc” Kateb
Gilles “Montagne” Touré
Julien “Rook” Nizan
Saif “Oryx” Al Hadid
Dominic “Bandit” Brunsmeier
Elias “Blitz” Kötz
Marius “Jäger” Streicher
Sébastien “Buck” Côte
Håvard “Ace” Haugland
Mark “Mute” Chandar
Mike “Thatcher” Baker
James “Smoke” Porter
Seamus “Sledge” Cowden
César “Goyo” Ruiz Hernández
Masaru “Echo” Enatsu
Liu Tze “Lesion” Long
Collinn “Warden” McKinley
Aleksandr “Tachanka” Senaviev
Maxim “Kapkan” Basuda
Timur “Glaz” Glazkov
Shuhrat “Fuze” Kessikbayev
Ryad “Jackal” Ramírez Al-Hassar
Call of Duty:
John “Soap” MacTavish
Simon “Ghost” Riley
Kyle “Gaz” Garrick
Captain John Price
Phillip Graves
Talon
König
Hong-jin “Horangi” Kim
Zhiqiang “Zimo” Wong
Jesus “Chuy” Ordaz
Enzo Reyes
Sobieslaw “Gromsko” Kościuszko
Rodolfo “Rudy” Parra
Sebastian “Krueger” Krueger
Hans “Golem” Blaustein
Benjamin “Otter” Lee
Jackson Wyatt
Valeria “El Sin Nombre” Garza
Alejandro Vargas
Alex Keller
Gary “Roach” Sanderson
Sergio “Morte” Sulla
Vladimir Makarov
Thibault “Riptide” Lefebre
Roland “Swagger” Kaminski
What I Will Write:
Fluff
Light Smut (Vanilla)
Heavy Smut (Hardcore: dubcon, consensual non-con, and somnophilia are allowed under the circumstances that you explicitly specify that reader in the scenario will be consenting to it. if you aren’t comfortable requesting or reading that there will be time for you to scroll away. Doing this has helped me with my trauma.)
Angst (good, neutral, and bad endings)
NSFW Alphabets
SFW Alphabets
Character/Reader: Friends to Lovers
Character/Reader: Enemies to Lovers
Sick Character or Sick Reader
Gender Neutral, Female, and Male Readers
Mental Health (c-PTSD, Depression, Insomnia, and Anxiety will be the only ones I write about because those are of the few things I have been diagnosed with. I am not romanticizing these at all, keep that in mind)
Omegaverse (Alpha/Beta/Omega Character or Alpha/Beta/Omega Reader)
Monsterfucking
Multiple Partners (Exceptions will sometimes be made if I like the prompt enough)
Substance Use (only weed and alcohol)
Cheating and Toxic Relationships (My therapist has recommended I try to write stuff that helps ease off the trauma I’ve gotten from these)
Stalking
What I Will NOT Write:
Incest
Blatant Rape
Domestic Abuse
Child Abuse
Animal Abuse
Racism
Transphobia
Homophobia
Torture
Comforting Self-Harm (I used to allow this one but I’ve been in therapy for this for a good while now and it will trigger a relapse if I ever write for it again. Very slim chances of me writing for prompts like these ever again)
Suicide (Very, very, very slim chances of me ever making an exception for it)
Any obscure or gross fetishes/kinks
Character/Character (Exceptions can be made for this though!)
Pregnancy (I never properly addressed or clarified any of this and would like to apologize for what it was previously listed as. I am avoiding fetishization of anybody who can get pregnant because I have received 2 asks by the same person back in August and as you can tell, I never wrote them because they were offensive fetish prompts centered around stereotypes. There are no exceptions for this one)
Thank you very much for requesting!!
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heeyeung · 8 months
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Chiseled perfection, Heeseung.
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DISCLAIMER
Due to X’s privacy policy, I hereby declared that this account only serves its sole purpose to roleplay, hence all the activities on this account are not affiliated with the real ENHYPEN’s Heeseung. All media displayed on my profile belongs to the rightful owner.
TAKE A NOTE
Before considering following this account, please ensure that you are a selective follow and refrain from engaging in nickname-based roleplays (RPs).
If your intention is to follow this account with the sole purpose of later selling your own account after receiving a follow-back from bases, kindly refrain from following. The aim here is to foster meaningful connections rather than transactional ones.
Additionally, I won't follow you back immediately upon your follow. Instead, I encourage interaction and engagement as the primary basis for mutual follows. This account is created with the intention of making new friends and engaging in endless, meaningful conversations. So, take your time to connect, chat, and let's build a genuine online friendship through conversations.
Best Regard,
Alastair Gillean Kennedy.
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HEESEUNG PROFILE
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Heeseung (희승) is a member of the boygroup ENHYPEN who debuted on November 30th, 2020. His birth name is Lee Heeseung, and he was born on October 15, 2001, under the zodiac sign Libra and the Chinese Zodiac Snake. Standing at a height of 183 cm (6’0”), he hails from Namyangju, Gyeonggi-do, South Korea, and has an older brother. He attended Gwangnam High School and graduated. He is known by the nickname Heedeung and is close to TXT, having trained with them under Big Hit Entertainment.
Heeseung trained diligently for three years and one month before participating in I-LAND, where he achieved fifth place in the final with an impressive 1,137,323 votes. He initially caught the attention of his fellow trainees with his talent, and his role model is his father. He's proficient in English due to preparations for a foreign language high school and has experience in songwriting and composing, with excellent vocal skills and perfect pitch.
His charming features include his eyes and vocal abilities, and he has favorites like the colors purple and ivory, enjoying the seasons of winter and spring. He has a penchant for the song "Night Flight" by Yerin Baek and Rainbow Sherbet ice cream. He's a fan of basketball, video games, Dickies (a clothing brand), ramen, and he adores cats and dogs, often finding comfort in sleep.
However, he's not a fan of mint chocolate and would love to be the male lead in a Japanese melo animation. He aspires to write and compose a song for the group's album by himself and hopes to release self-composed songs, hold concerts and fansigns, and do covers by the end of 2020. If asked to describe himself in three words, he'd choose creativity, adaptability, and growth. He identifies with the character Bambi.
His dream of becoming a singer began at the age of six, and he maintains a close friendship with Jaehyuk from Treasure. He lives by the motto "Let’s live diligently as life passes by". Heeseung is considered the ace of ENHYPEN.
Heeseung is known for his role as the "dad" within the group and is a member of the friend group called 이즈 (ee-z) with Stray Kids I.N, TXT Beomgyu, and Just B Lim Jimin. He has diverse talents, including playing the piano, guitar, and even catching bugs. He's credited for Vocal Arrangements and Background Vocals on ENHYPEN's "Bite Me" track and sang an OST titled "Zero Moment" for the Korean drama "Summer Strike" alongside Jake and Jay. Additionally, he excels in swimming and eating spicy food, a skill that sets him apart from his fellow members.
Credit belongs to Kprofiles.
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naughtydogg · 1 year
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1, 13 (Six), 14?
1: What OTPs in your fandom(s) do you just not get?*
okay I try not to care too much what people ship etc but i’ve seen a few seven x ace pairings and not in a father-daughter sort of way yknow?
13: Unpopular opinion about XXX (Six) character?
idk if it’s really an unpopular opinion as such (colin would more than likely disagree with me lmao) but i enjoyed six’s costume so much 😭 i like the rainbow i’m sure other fans agree too but that’s the first thing that popped into my mind
14: Unpopular opinion about your fandom?
it’s no one one here i’ve come into contact with/seen etc so far but some people on other social media apps are very… particular about a certain doctor to a point where it’s like 👀 it’s not that serious
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shurisneakers · 3 years
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harmless (xiii)
Summary: Bucky volunteers to go stop a small time villain, but nothing can prepare him for what exactly he has to deal with. (Bucky x villain!reader)
Warnings: cursing, frustrated bucky, dramatic reader, smidge of angst, guns, little bit of violence, obnoxious flirting, and kidnapping lol
Word count: 6.2k
A/N: welcome to chaos week >:) this is the first of three updates coming out this week (if i can finish the last one in time).  big thank you to my love @no-shit-sherl0ck for the kidnaped!reader idea, and that one anon who suggested the inator that’s used here. i know you wanted to see it in a zoo but i couldn’t really figure out a way to use that so i referenced it a bunch in previous chapters. oh and also @ginevranights​ for this specific imagery 
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Previous Part  || Series Masterlist
Who the fuck kidnaps a villain in this day and age?
Saturday started normally enough.
Nat kicked Bucky’s ass in training, evening the score to 120 and 120. He blames it on the lack of sleep. She tells him that it’s his fault he stayed up late to binge watch 911 Lone Star.
He still thinks it was worth it.
The team’s sunshines and rainbows that morning. Someone had cooked up a batch of pancakes and fresh orange juice. Someone else burnt the bacon but left to feed his dog before anyone could complain.
Nat opened up the newspaper. Different sections went to different people until Bucky got stuck with the entertainment section. Fun, considering that he doesn’t even recognise half the names. He’d have to pretend to be interested until the next rotation.
He watches the orange juice levitate in front of him from the corner of his eye and just assumes that Wanda’s getting a refill even though she could have just asked him to pass it. He smells the next batch of bacon burning and figures that Clint is back.
Sam’s beside him, annoying him about how long it takes for him to read about which new celebrity relationship just ended and Bucky retaliates by reading even slower. Fuck you.
He’s on his second stack of pancakes absolutely drenched in maple syrup when the doors to the elevator open and Marie steps out, laptop in her hand.
An instant chorus of hello’s and invitations to have some charred bacon resound through the table. She politely declines them with a small smile, instead opening her laptop and placing it in front of Bucky without further ado. 
He looks at her questioningly, slowly swallowing whatever was in his mouth.
“An email for you.” She tuts her head towards it. “It has a video attachment of your friend.”
Bucky has plans to not watch the video in front of everyone, given that the content could range anywhere from you reading out fanfiction about him to a deep-fake of him singing a Whitney Houston song.
Both of which you have done before and would do again, without any hesitation.
“Aren’t you gonna watch it?” Wanda asks from across the table.
He slowly shakes his head no, cutting his stack into smaller pieces.
“If what’s in it is real, it’s important,” Marie stresses.
“What’s in it?” he inquires instead, hoping that the team would stop staring at him. If Marie was implying strongly that he needed to watch then something was wrong.
“Just watch it, man.” Sam’s statement has everyone agreeing with him. Bucky can’t refuse now, and if the team makes fun of him for the next month about how he looks good belting Greatest Love of All, he’s going to personally assassinate you.
He clicks on the email, noticing it came from a throwaway address. Probably untraceable, if the cards are played right. 
The video opens to grainy footage, which is stupid considering modern technological advancements. If this is one more of your stupid LARPing sessions, it could definitely wait till after lunch. 
But, he instantly recognises your silhouette strapped to a chair and suddenly the room feels very cold around him. His hand automatically clutches onto a bead from the bracelet you gave him that still remained tied to his left arm more often than not.
“Speak,” someone commands off camera.
“About what?” You sound annoyed, exasperated even.
“Why you’re here.”
“I’m here because you have unaddressed feelings of childhood insecurity.”
“I warned you to take this seriously.”
Bucky’s eyes widen slightly but his body relaxes the minute he reads the situation. 
The team’s crowded around him, he can feel it. His attention remains on the screen in front of him.
“Who even are you sending this to?” You don’t sound the least bit threatened. “My roommate’s not at home but my cat is and I don’t think she’d care.”
”You’ve made a complete joke out of villains everywhere. Fraternising with the enemies, the Avengers,” he spits the name with so much vitriol. “You’ve erased what it’s like to be truly evil. Turned us into a laughing stock.”
“If it takes one person to undermine your whole movement then maybe it wasn’t strong enough to begin with.” You look at someone outside the lens, face scrunching in distaste. “Also your costume’s ugly.”
“F.R.I.D.A.Y., can you trace this voice?” Bucky asks, receiving an immediate confirmation. “Figure out who it is.”
“On it.”
“Tell them. Tell them we are a serious threat and are to be feared.”
"No,” you say resolutely. “You’re an overgrown manchild. Go watch Teletubbies or something.”
“She does not give a shit,” Clint marvels at the situation, a piece of half eaten burnt toast between his fingers.
You didn’t. And if he knew you in the slightest, which he prided himself on at this point, you already had six different ways of getting out of there.
“She knows she’s going to be fine,” Bucky murmurs, returning back to take a bite of his pancakes. “She’s probably still there just to irritate him.”
He zeroes in on your wrist to see if the teleportation watch was still there but no, your wrists are bare. Guess you forgot.
“You have to.”
“Why?”
“Because that’s how a real villain does it.”
“A real villain- what are you, gatekeeping the villain community?” You scoff. “You sound like a fuckin’ incel.”
“Just send them a message,” the guy bellows, hitting a table.
“She’s going to frustrate them to death.” An accurate observation, Sam.
“Okay, jeez, fine.”
Bucky just knows that you rolled your eyes at that moment.
He had faith in you, or in your abilities at the very least. While every wisecrack could possibly inch you closer towards harm, you probably wouldn’t be making them unless you felt completely secure in your situation.
“Help, I’m totally kidnapped and in danger. Save me because I can’t do it myself. This man is too powerful and strong and sooo scary.”
“Do you think she has a strategy?”
“Definitely.”
“You’re not worried, James?” Wanda asks curiously. “I thought she was your friend.”
“She is my friend.” He reaches over to take the jug of orange from across the table. “That’s why I’m not worried.”
“Are you going to fight the Avengers?” you interrupt his endless tirade. “Because that’s a stupid plan. You get how that’s a stupid plan, right?”
“Let them come. I’m prepared.”
“With what? A stick you found outside? A Nerf gun? Man, you’ve tied my hands with fuckin’ zip ties, you can’t be serious-”
“Shut up,” he roared and the stand shakes slightly from where he stamps his feet. “Our army is enough.”
“Wow,” you exhale. “I wish I had your confidence, I really do. I want to study you under a microscope.”
“I have reinforcements.” It sounds like he turns to the camera to address it directly. “This is a warning. Your friends have an hour to find you or things are gonna turn ugly. This is what real evil looks like.”
“Evil dresses in a dollar store Speedo, apparently.” The man pays you no heed, instead picking up the camera. “Hey, sarge, if you’re watching this, don’t bother. I’m fine, it’s not even the real me-”
The camera cuts to black.
“When was this video sent?” Nat looks at Marie, eyebrows drawn together.
“About ten minutes ago.”
Bucky clicks out of the email, determined to get at least half his breakfast in him before he left to see what’s up with your situation. A notification pops up immediately.
[email protected] just sent you an email.
A video attachment.
“We got another one,” Bucky informs the team, drawing their attention back to the screen from the informal conversation that had erupted between them about what they could do.
This time, there’s a subject line included.
Attack on the Clone.
"Ain’t that a Star Wars movie?" he asks, craning his neck to look at Clint.
"That's Attack of the Clones," Sam corrects. "Probably autocorrect."
Bucky narrowed his eyes in suspicion at him, jaw sliding outward before falling back into place. Enough times had Sam called him Fucky in the group chat and gotten away with it for him not to be wary.
“Or a code,” Wanda suggests, too many crime thrillers read and podcasts listened in her spare time. She occasionally brought them over to Self Care Saturday, introducing him to the world of true crime as a bit of light content while they snacked on chocolate chip cookies he baked. “Like the Zodiac.”
“For what?” Bucky peers over at her.
“All I remember from that movie is them rolling around a field together,” Clint mutters. “Maybe that’s how you’re supposed to save her.”
“I’m not saving anyone. Look at her, she’s fine.” Is he the only one who saw it?
When he’s met with skeptical looks and no other useful suggestions, he presses play on the video.
This time it's clearer footage. It hardly takes him a second to ascertain where it was.
"That's her lair." It showed the pathway leading up to the flat concrete building, exactly where the intercom should be.
There was a black Sedan parked haphazardly outside, engine still on judging by the sound of the radio blasting an AC/DC song. 
Within a few seconds, someone drags you from the entrance of the lair to the car, despite your very clear protests and opposition, shoving you inside before it takes off in full speed, tires screeching. 
"F.R.I.D.A.Y., track the car from that video. Check all the CCTV and surveillance footage from around the area that you can find," Bucky commands, taking a sip of orange juice.  
"Why would they send us that?" Clint pipes up. "They make their email untraceable but send us a video of the fuckin' abduction itself?"
"I don't know." Bucky shakes his head, setting his glass down. "She probably convinced them to."
It was an unusual scenario, he realised that. But his eyebrows lower in contemplation, his lip caged between his lip before a thought suddenly occurs to him. A laugh in disbelief almost escapes his throat ad he pushes it down with some freshly cut strawberries. 
"And they listened?"
"I don't think you realise how annoying she can be." He knows, though. He knows. "Bet they regret it, though. I should tell them to keep her for a little longer."
"Voice recognition registers voice to someone named Chad, better known by his alias Soul Crusher. Surveillance footage places the car about thirty minutes away. Exact location sent to your phone GPS."
Soul Crusher. That was worse than Dr. Strange.
"I can make that fifteen." Bucky shrugs, setting down his fork and knife. If his hunch is right, the team didn’t really have to get involved. “See you guys later.”
“Do you want any of us coming with you?” Wanda gestures to the crowd at hand.
“I got it.” He pushes away from the table, depositing his plate in the sink, dropping an extra piece of bacon on the ground for Clint’s dog. “She’ll be alright.”
They watch him trail out of the room briskly, heading up to his room to change.
“Is it just me or is he too casual about this?” Clint continues staring long after he leaves.
“Both of them are weirdos.” Nat pulls open the newspaper again, going back to the sport’s section. “Who knows what goes in their heads.”
“Can confirm that not a lot goes on in his.”
Without Bucky to retaliate or grumble, a Steve walking into the room, sweaty and shiny after training becomes the new subject of jokes that morning.
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For the first time in months, he’s had to bring a weapon or two along with him. Two revolvers and a couple of knives kept out of plain view. He wouldn’t need more than that anyway.
True to his word, it takes only fifteen minutes to get there, thirteen if he didn’t stop for the chain of ducks that crossed the street.
He’s also dressed in a little more leather than he usually reserves for your meetings. A jacket that brings to act as a windbreaker and tightly laced up combat boots make him look like he either stepped off a runway, or more menacing than usual depending on who was looking.
The GPS points him to an old warehouse near a more subdued part of the city. It was abandoned by the looks of it, and had been for a while judging by the lack of upkeep. Prime real estate.
He pulls off his helmet, hanging it on the handlebar along with his backpack before kicking the stand into place. The bike’s a few metres away just in case they decide to blow something up.
Bucky looks up at the warehouse, assessing the most damage he could do to it if at all it was needed. That thing could barely stand on its own, a grenade would absolutely decimate it. That wasn’t good news for you.
He sighs once before putting on his death glare, straightening out his shoulders into a stature that screams stone-cold, and pushes the door open, gun raised.
A mini-army of people ranging from their early twenties to late thirties stood guard at the entrance, all with rifles pointed at him. He counts fifteen, maybe eighteen.
“Oh, hell no,” a voice erupts from the back, followed by the sound of his gun being thrown to the ground. “No one told me that he was coming.”
Bucky raises an eyebrow, his death glare not shifting and Glock not lowering.
“I’m out.” The same guy raises his hands up to show he meant no harm, slowly brushing past Bucky as he squeezed out of the building.
“You got five seconds to leave before I shut this door,” Bucky gives the rest of them an ultimatum. Not like there was a point anyway. SHIELD was sending down some people to account for the one day rise in new morons. 
They all looked at each other, swallowing thickly before raising their weapons.
“I hope he’s giving you good insurance.” The second he finishes his sentence they all cry out in what sounds like a fucking war chant, launching themselves at him. 
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“They’re here.” Someone presses his ear to the door as if the gunshots and screaming weren’t enough. 
“Brilliant. We’re ready.” Chad picks up the knife, running his finger along the sharp end. You try to see if you can use your Twitter-ordained powers of manifestation for a paper cut.
“How much are you asking them for?” You put forth a query instead, when it disappointingly doesn’t work.
“Asking who for what?” Chad stops his dumb intimidation tactic for a second. 
“You know,” you insist like it was obvious, “my ransom. How much did you ask them to pay?”
“We didn’t-” He looks around at the other people in the room for confirmation. “-we didn’t ask for any.”
“Because I’m invaluable?” Your head droops to the side in mock flattery. “Aw, you guys.”
“We didn’t think of it,” someone from the corner behind you speaks up, coming to the aid of their boss.
“Now that’s just rude.” You tut, shifting maybe an inch or two in your bounds to try and get more comfortable. “Leaving aside your lack of preparation, let’s just assume he bursts in here, desperate and ready to bargain. How much would you ask for?”
“Three million,” Chad says confidently, gathering a nod and sounds of agreement from everyone else.
“Are you serious?” Your jaw drops, a scoff escaping you. “That’s all?”
His self-assurance falters a little bit, you can see it under his 5 Minutes Craft mask.
“Three mill-” You stop mid-sentence. “With this wiring? Ridiculous. Make it ten, I demand it.”
“We’ll ask for fifteen mil,” Chad proposes, his teammates agreeing again, a little more delighted than last time.
“Ask for thirty, you coward,” you argued. “Thirty million and a jet.”
“You’re not worth that much.” The dipshit diagonal to you pipes up with his unwanted and, frankly, useless opinion.
“And you are?” You whip around the best you can. “Henchman number four?”
“Megedagik,” he informs, standing up a little taller now that he was given some importance. “It means ‘killer of many’.”
“Did you just say your name was Mega Dick?” 
“Megedagik,” he corrects.
You stare at him hard before turning away. “Alright, other than Mega Dick here, does anyo-”
A knife lands right next to your feet, driven at least an inch into the ground. You look up at the guy you managed to piss off within four sentences, his face now a beet red. 
“These are brand new, asshole,” you barked, shaking your shoes around. “You’re gonna pay if there’s even a scratch on it.”
“Permission to kill her?” Meg growls, casting a side eye at Chad.
The boss man looks at you thoughtfully, assessing the repercussions of what might happen. You raise an eyebrow.
“Slow and painful,” he settles. 
A small smirk makes its way onto your face. 
“Title of your sex tape,” you quip as the man in the corner storms towards you.
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It’s all a flurry, really. A bunch of inexperienced newcomers versus one of the most skilled assassins the world had ever seen? Ten minutes tops.
Bucky doesn’t do any serious damage. A couple of broken bones but only out of necessity, a lot of concussions, and maybe a bullet wound, or three, here and there. 
Most of the time he spends thinking about things that have absolutely nothing to do with what was going on. He forgot to take his laundry out of the machine. There was a biscotti recipe he had been procrastinating on trying. His succulents needed watering but he could do that once he was back. Was he wearing his good combat pants or was it the pair that had a hole in the pocket?
His left hand thrust outwards to shove someone away while he stuck his right hand into his pocket to check if it had frayed away. The person he pushed slams into a wall with a loud groan and no, his pants didn’t have a hole in them. 
He stops to take a breather, assess what was going on. There are bodies scattered all around, mostly writhing in pain from minor injuries. Someone very bravely stands up, hands posed in front of him in a regular fighting stance.
“You sure about this?” Bucky asks, reaching for one of the concealed knives he hadn’t had a chance of using yet. It twirls rather nimbly between his fingers for something so dangerous, the hilt finally landing in his palm for a sturdy grip.
The man takes one look at the knife before sitting right back down on the ground. 
“Good choice,” his voice drops to an octave lower than his self-esteem. He’s tired of this old routine but it works like a neat little party trick, often getting him the result he wanted. “Where?”
A few fingers point down the hall to the only room whose door was closed.
He makes sure to step over everyone who was lying along the way, ears tuned in to even the smallest of noises just in case one of them decided to attack him from the back. It doesn’t come.
He doesn’t bother creeping down the hallway. With all the ruckus that just went on outside, he’s pretty sure it’s obvious that they had an intruder. 
Bucky kicks in the large steel door with ease, given that it was barely hanging on its hinges. His gun’s raised, muscles tight, and senses on high alert for any immediate threats. 
It lands with a large thud, reverberating through the room. He’s reminded of your first meeting with him.
There’s a chair in the middle of the room with a person tied to it by a mixture of rope and tape. Others found themselves slithering around on the floor in a similar fashion, trying to get out of their bondages.
“Hey, James,” you call out, drawing his attention to you. You were sitting atop a table, legs swinging back and forth without a care in the world, a blade in your hand. 
“You okay?” He tucks the gun into his waistband when he realises that none of the henchmen are going to be going anywhere soon.
“All good.” You hop off the table with a little spring in your step. “Did you bring your bike? I need a ride back to the lair. I think I left the TV on when I was, you know, getting kidnapped.”
“You coulda teleported back home before all of this even happened.” Bucky does a quick assessment of your body to make sure there weren’t any bruises or anything of the sort. “Avoided the whole thing.”
“Don’t have the watch with me.” Odd, since he knows you consider it one of your essentials but it just fuels his theory further. “Besides, if I just quit before we started, they’d keep messing with me over and over again.”
“Do you want me to punch someone’s face in?” He glances around the room at the ones wiggling about on the floor like fucking worms. “I’d be happy to.”
“Nah, I got a few in myself.” You rotate your wrist, other hand still holding onto the knife. “You know what, maybe I’ll have another go.”
He simply makes a noise in acknowledgement before he places a hand on the hem of your shirt, gently reeling you back. “I think you fixed ‘em up real good. That’s enough for today.”
“Fine but only ‘cause you said so.” You huff, looking past him and at the weirdos on the ground. “You hear that? This man just saved your life. Say ‘thank you’.”
A muffled chorus of what sounded like appreciation echoed through the room. Bucky awkwardly looks around.
“Damn right.” You walk over to the guy in charge of the whole event, bending down to his level. “If you ever try to fuck with us again...”
You stare straight into his eyes, unblinking. You hold up the knife to his Adam’s apple. Chad doesn’t dare to move other than the thick swallow.
You raise your finger and flick him in the forehead. “Get a better costume.”
The corner of Bucky’s lip quirks upward.
“Let’s go, sarge,” you announce, standing upright again and making a motion to follow you. “D’you have an extra helmet I could use?”
“Yeah.” He had brought one along in his bag, assuming that you’d need one once he noticed the watch was missing in the footage.  
“Yay.”
The only storage space on his bike was under his seat and it’s just enough for an extra revolver. Clint asked him if it was his way of flirting with someone, give ‘em a quick spin around the city and then show them his gun. If looks could kill, Clint would be 7 feet under. 
“You sure you wanna ride it, though?” He cringes immediately when he realises what it sounds like, waiting for you to smack the innuendo in his face. “We could wait for SHIELD.”
“Don’t really have another choice, Bucky,” you say absentmindedly, strolling out the room as you tossed the knife behind you.
He frowns at your indifference but turns around for a second to look at Chad. The man in question looks back viciously, his grandeur from that morning basically deflated and left to die along with his reputation.
“Might wanna reconsider the name,” Bucky remarks, doing a quick sweep of the area once more. “Soul Crusher.”
He waits until both of you are outside the cell and the door is shut on the ringleader and his circus clowns, handlebar twisted out of place so that they don’t escape for the time being.
“One second,” he calls, touch gently lingering on your forearm to stop you without even thinking twice about it. A famously uncharacteristic move for him.
"Hm?” You don’t even look like you notice his action.
“You sure you’re good?” he asks seriously, actual concern slipping through the question. “Do you need medical assistance?”
“They couldn’t hurt me anyway.” There’s something strange about the way you say it, almost assuredly. “I’m good.”
“Okay,” he concedes, his hand darting back when he realises it was still on your arm. His eyebrows furrow when he realises how instinctively he had reached out in the first place.  He didn’t touch anyone, ever.
“What are we gonna do about them?” you inquire, stepping over someone on the floor to get to the exit.
“Marie told Agent Hill. They’re sending someone over.”
“They’re sending SHIELD for these wannabes?” Someone groans in protest from somewhere and you elect to ignore them. “Ew.”
“Just to make sure confidential information isn’t compromised in any way.” There’s a large bang that comes from the room they just left. Maybe one of them shot their teammate by accident. They were more than capable of doing it.
“I would never,” you exacted a little more solemnly, pushing the door open with your elbow to let the sunlight flood in.
“I know.” He doesn’t realise how dark it was in the warehouse until he steps out into the noon sun. “I’m pretty sure this is more about the fact that you were abducted.”
“For me?” The smile doesn’t quite reach your eyes the way he kinda likes. Something definitely felt off. “I love being class favourite.”
He doesn’t reply, a small grunt as he twists the handle of the warehouse door upwards, effectively jamming it. 
“Can I drive?” You bat your eyelashes at him innocently, disregarding the loud screaming that came from inside as those less injured probably regrouped for a last ditch attempt. 
“No,” he doesn’t hesitate in replying, handing you a helmet and buckling his own securely.
“But I just got kidnapped,” you complained, watching him swing a leg over the bike and straddle it. Okay then. 
“All the more reason for you not to drive right now.” He mentions for you to get on, squinting at the warehouse a few feet away.
“Fine, but next time I’m driving,” you grumble, climbing on the back.
“Do you even know how to?” His head is tilted to look at you from the corner of his eye, voice heavier on account of the obstruction on his face.
The door starts shaking violently and he knows for a fact that it won’t hold up for much longer. Some of those who he had knocked out probably had been shaken awake again for manpower. 
“I can learn.” You take a pause, mischief seeping into your next words. “You can teach me.”
“No.” He didn’t exactly practice what was considered safe, law abiding driving. He just got from one point to another and that’s all he cared about.
“Then I’ll do it myself.” You sound determined. “I’m going to leave a note for us in the lair.”
“You do that.” He revs the engine when something solid hits the metal door. As guessed, their usage of props to push it down faster was coming into play. “Now, can you hold on to something? We need to go.”
If only those idiots just realised that the windows covered by newspapers were right there, ready to be broken.
“Only if you promise to let me drive next time,” you say defiantly, drawing this whole ordeal out.
“Whatever,” he urges. “I promise. Now can we go?”
“Wait for it...” There’s a devilish smile on your face. “One.”
There’s a loud creak as the door finally gives way.
“Two.” The same people you left tied up in the room burst out, almost stumbling over each other in the process.
“Three,” he completes it on his own, not waiting for you to finish because God knows how long you’d stretch it out just for the drama.
Your excited screech of laughter as he narrowly misses a rod that gets thrown at him like a fucking javelin temporarily distracts him from the brain freeze he gets when your arms wind around his waist to hold yourself in place. 
There’s angry screaming and bullets that whiz past in an attempt to get him to stop but a swift turn around a corner, pulling the both of you out of their sight is enough to get rid of them. 
“We should get a few weapons and go back,” you yell over the wind rushing by, barely audible.
“You do that in your own free time,” he shouts in response, yanking you through narrower lanes and less popular streets.
“Maybe I will, you bore.” 
Still, you shut up for the rest of the ride, only grumbling when he stops the bike to tell you that no, you cannot let go just because you want to throw your hands in the air like in the movies.
You hop off when he finally pulls up on the street outside your lair, adrenaline still pumping through your veins. He waits patiently as you unbuckle the helmet, switching off the engine. 
“You gonna drop me off at my door too, now?” You snicker, fingers pulling off the helmet.
He looks at you for a second before dropping the kickstand into place and dismounting from the motorcycle.
“I was kidding.” You laugh, handing him your headgear that he shoves into his backpack. 
“You’re pretty capable of gettin’ abducted along the way.” An absurd notion, considering it’s a short path from the road to the door. 
“Oh, how chivalrous.” You let him tag along anyway, for his peace of mind. 
“My ma didn’t expect any less.” A couple of sharp lessons from Winifred Barnes and Bucky was nothing short of a damn angel. 
You knock on the door three times, crossing your arms over your chest as you waited. 
“Aren’t you the one with the key?” Bucky questions, one hand on his waist. 
The door swung open in the middle of his sentence revealing... you.
Another you.
“Nah, she has it.” Ex-Kidnapped-You raises your head in acknowledgement at Doorway-You.
“Ah.” He fucking knew it. An unnatural sense of smugness blossoms in his chest. 
“Hey,” the both of you said at the same time.
Doorway-You looked way more relaxed, a little less grimy and dishevelled but exactly the same.
“Buck, I see you met my other half,” the you from the doorway greets him. “Or other whole, actually.”
“Sure did.” He sends a glance at Ex-Kidnapped-You.
“You can go on in. Big first day, huh?” Doorway-You refers to the you beside him.
“You wouldn’t believe,” Ex-Kidnaped-You mutters, pushing past the entrance and disappearing inside.
“She gonna be okay?” His gaze trails after your clone.
“Oh yeah, just needs to recharge.” You turn around to make sure she’s fine. “She’s made of some pretty strong carbon, technically almost indestructible.”
No wonder ‘you’ said they couldn’t hurt you.
“Heya, sarge.” You draw his attention back to you. “Always good to see you.”
“Can’t really say the same about you.” 
“Ever the emotional repressor, Mr Barnes. I like this little leather show you got going, did ya wear it just for me?”
He shifts his balance to his other foot, feet slightly wide apart. “Take it that the clone machine finally worked?”
“I was in the middle of celebrating.” You sigh, recalling the events of that morning. “Teleported home for a second to get some champagne and when I came back she was gone.”
“Irresponsible.” He tsks, head shaking in disappointment. 
“Sorry I didn’t take amateur kidnappers into account for my risk factor analysis, Bucky,” you shoot back, pressing on his name for added annoyance. “Anyway, I did the responsible thing. I sent all the evidence I had to you guys.”
“Real clever.” Bucky looks at you in dry amusement. “Attack on the clone? Really?”
“Hey, always make time for a good pun.” You finger gun, lopsided grin on your face. “Did the team like it?”
“They thought it was a typo.” Or a code. He really had Wanda to thank for his big revelation. “Your video didn’t help either.”
“Don’t tell me they couldn’t make out it was me.” You laugh, crossing your arms over your chest.
He doesn’t reply, pursing his lip inwards in sympathy, but more so to conceal a smile.
The happiness drops from your face slowly, horror taking its place. “Don’t tell me they couldn’t make out it was me.”
“Good job, your machine worked,” he adds helpfully.
“C’mon, there were so many differences,” you whine, the success of your endeavour the last thing on your mind. 
“That is your literal clone,” he points out, only to see you- clone you- walk into the giant box in the corner of the room, bright green light emanating from it like a xerox machine.
“How could they not tell the original apart from a copy?” You look genuinely offended. Insane. “Not even Sam?”
“Guess you’re not unique enough.” A rise and fall of his shoulders signify his attitude towards this whole thing. “Think I like your copy better, too, actually.”
“You’re so mean.” You puff in disbelief. “I’m a 100% original. How many mad scientist teachers do you know?”
“Two.” 
“I don’t mean now, that’s not even the-” You poke at his rock hard chest. “You are so much more annoying than when I first met you.”
He thinks it’s good relationship development.
“I have to deal with you every weekend.” He watches your finger drop from his chest. “Picked it up along the way.”
“Boo hoo, talking like you don’t have deep, deep feelings for me.” You roll your eyes. “I see right through you, Bucky Barnes.”
“Can you see the part that couldn’t give less of a shit?” He gestures to himself. “It’s all of it.”
“You think you’re such a comedian, huh?” You narrow your eyebrows. “How did you know she was a fake then, huh?”
Busted.
“Probably ‘cause you didn’t talk as much today,” he dodges. “Actually had some peace of mind for a change.”
“You knew before you got there, you liar.” You push past his fabrications. “You figured it out before everyone else.”
“You literally put it in the title.”
“Yeah, but the rest of the team saw it too.”
“Rest of the team didn’t know you were building a goddamn clone machine for months.”
“You remembered that?” You pulled away, palm over your heart. “Oh, sarge, you paid attention to me.”
His nose twitches.
“You said it, like, eight hundred times.” He could use both his hands to count the number of references you had offhandedly made in the last three weeks alone.
“Why'd you go save me when you knew it wasn't real?” you continue to challenge relentlessly, knowing fully well that he was fibbing. 
“Because you fuckin’ peer pressured me. Had the whole team around me when you sent your little video during breakfast.”
“Just admit it,” you coo, ignoring all his justifications. “You noticed it was fake me right away but showed up anyway because you’re wildly in love with me.”
“No,” he says stiffly. 
“No as in you won’t admit it you have a crush on me, or no as in you didn’t know it was fake me?”
There was no winning this. 
“Good day to you.” He pulls the motorcycle helmet on to hide the expression that plain as day screamed the former of your two options.
“Also,” you bring up indignantly, “she even got to ride the fucking bike and I’ve been asking to drive it for months now!”
“We-” he chooses his words carefully. “-compromised.”
“Oh, you did?” Your voice lowers at the newfound information, interest piqued. “I’m gonna hold you to that then, whatever it is.”
“Doesn’t count.”
“Absolutely does,” you huff. “A promise is legally binding. Blue’s Clues taught me that.”
“Bye, Y/N.”
“You’re my knight in leathery armour,” you swoon, switching sides immediately, “Kinda.”
“See you next week,” he says in farewell, determined to leave before you made it worse. “Try not to get killed by then.”
“Why, so you can do it yourself? Protective much?” You pull him back when he starts walking away, laughing slightly. “Wait a second, you weirdo.”
He sighs, staying put anyway, arms crossed impatiently over his chest.
You pull out the pen tucked behind your ear and slowly tap him twice on each shoulder in a makeshift knighting ceremony. “For your sacrifice.”
He rolls his eyes at the ludicrousness, tongue clicking against the roof of his mouth.
You ignore his lack of enthusiasm, pressing your fingertips to your lips in a small kiss and then to his nose, given that it was the only part of his face you had access to.
“That was for your bravery.” You grin brightly at him and he sure as hell is glad he’s wearing the stupid helmet because he can feel his cheeks light up a bright crimson.
“Thanks.” His voice sounds gruffer than a second ago. He clears his throat.
“Now you’re my knight in leathery armour,” you fawn, nearly falling over yourself dramatically. “Let’s ride into the sunset together. I love you.”
“You’re ridiculous,” he calls out over his shoulder, turning away to return to his bike. “I despise you.”
“But you don’t.”
He really didn’t.
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konigsprinzessin · 2 years
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MY MASTERLIST! LAST UPDATED: 9/2/23
rainbow six siege:
general kapkan x reader headcannons
general doc x reader headcannons
more general doc x reader headcannons
general lion x reader headcannons
spetznas boys x male reader general headcannons
how doc & tachanka would react to a sacrifice themself
saviour (lion x reader)
zero, ash & doc with a white mask s/o
heaven (blitz x reader)
best friend kapkan general headcannons
general oryx x reader headcannons
rook and jäger with a s/o that has a calm personality
fuze and kapkan having a crush x reader
by my side (lion x reader)
knife (doc x reader)
doc with a secret admirer headcannons
in trouble (lion x reader)
forgiveness in the library (doc x reader)
doc and rook with a s/o with an abusive ex
fuze, kapkan and blitz with a s/o loving physical attention
at home (lion x reader)
general montagne headcannons
the enemy (lion x reader)
fixing me (blitz x reader)
smile | blitz x reader
sunlight | ace x reader
anxiety | oryx x reader
physical touch | marius streicher
text message | gustave kateb
spetz as dads
spetz reaction to hearing you moans their name
fuze with a hostage s/o headcannons
spetz songbites
spetz and how they cuddle/relax
overwatch
general junkrat headcannons
cat and mouse (mccree x reader)
toxic!junkrat x reader general headcannons
COD/MW2
donnerkeil. part one, yandere!könig x reader
donnerkeil. part two, yandere!konig x reader
donnerkeil. part three, yandere!konig x reader
donnerkeil. part four, yandere!könig x reader
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regalrain · 3 years
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Baking smears
Yancy x Gender-neutral!reader
Warnings: None (but let me know if I should tag some)
Word count: 1,722
Prompt: Can I request a yancy x reader? Maybe one where they're baking together and the reader is pretty decent at baking and they're judt kinda being dum lovers together and smearing batter on eachothers aprons and just being kinda messy and dorky and such? <3
A/N: The song he’s singing is Pledging My Love by Johnny Ace. Also this was copy and pasted from my writing Discord, so hopefully everything’s in there and formatting isn’t too weird.
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“To keeps loves, an’ ta holds~”
Yancy’s voice, always so loud, was a gentle timbre as you walked back into the kitchen. The rainbow sprinkles and white frosting you had offered to go grab were set on the counter as you walked over towards him, a smile on your lips as he swayed his hips. The white apron he had on was flying out with each movement from him, and the tails tying the back were practically calling to you with how they jumped about. He was oblivious to your presence, too caught up in whisking the bowl of batter you had asked him to.
It was probably over mixed with how eagerly he was going at it, a thought that warmed your heart at how he always gave 110% when it came to stuff like this. He cared a lot, even if he always complained that he didn’t. It was always evident though, from each word he told you, and how he’d try to sit still and pay attention when you talked. All the songs he sung daily, serenading you, and the effort he made to get your attention. Not to mention his general joy at just doing things, that he hadn’t truly been able to do in a long, long time.
Life may of left him behind through the thirteen years he spent locked up, but you weren’t going to waste a second more in letting him find it- find his- again.
And he had chose he wanted his life with you.
“Makin’ youse happy is my desires, dear, keepin’ youse is my goal.”
Hands creeping forward, as you tried to pry that smile off your face, you had a hard time catching those tails. It was a miracle he didn’t move in a way that would give away what you were doing thanks to tension, and you gave a slow count to ten. Partially because it was nice seeing what he did when no one was around, and partially because you were waiting for the right moment.
“I’ll foreva loves youse~ For tha rest o’ my days~”
As he continued on, you almost tripped and gave it all away at the count of six as he set the bowl down and went straight for the chocolate chips on the other table. Panic shoot through you as you quickly followed after the few steps, before an even more overwhelming sense of alarm took over. It wasn’t time for those yet!
Forgoing the rest of the count, you pulled, hearing him yelp as he was stopped half way from grabbing the chocolates. Dropping the strings, you stepped back quickly as he rounded on you, the frilly white pinafore hanging loosely now as he stared at you, arms that had went to go in a fighting stance instead quickly crossing.
“Y/n?!? Wha’ youse thin’ youse doin’?!?”
“Nothing~” Stepping closer now that you knew that he was past the fight stage, you giggled as he automatically pulled you close. A frown pulling at his eyebrows, his slit in the left one even more pronounced thanks to that and the four black piercings around it, he huffed and gave you a small squeeze.
“Youse fuckin’ tryna scare me, Babe? I coulda ‘urt youse!”
“You’d never,” Leaning in even further, you pressed a soft kiss to his lips. His own lips had just started to respond, the silver labret piercing he had as cold as ever as it brushed against your chin, when you pulled away. You couldn’t let him deepen the kiss, even as he looked at you in confusion with those light brown eyes, or you’d be there awhile yet. “and if you did, it’d be my own fault for scaring you in the first place.”
Knowing immediately that he would protest the words as you spoke them, you stuck your hand out. Right over to the side where the bowl of batter sat, fingers dipping in, you gave him a moment to get some of his feelings out. With how much and hard he felt everything, you have come to learn it was the best course of action. Just as he has come to learn what to do for you, when you needed that extra release of emotions.
“No! Tha’ ain’t ‘ow this works!” It was rather cute how his whole face scrunched up, fingers tightening the slightest bit on your hips as he spoke. Never, ever, in a million years did he want to hurt you, and that was a fact you rightfully believed in with all your heart. “I don’ wanna! Acciden’ o’ not! ‘M strong, an’ if I go’ youse a-“
Smearing the batter on his chin, and feeling his stubble scratch at your fingers, you leant back and away. It didn’t take long for him to gather himself, the moment of tension over as his eyes that had widened at your interruption got comically big, and one of his hands flew up to his chest as he gave a gasp.
White dripping down and onto the still loose hanging apron as he took his other hand off you and sidestepped as if he had been shot. Stumbling for that extra mile, and being rewarded with a bigger grin on your face as you watched him, licking up the leftover batter on your fingers quickly. The conversation wasn’t over, you knew, and he’d tell you more later on how you had to be careful. Just like you also knew that you’d be reassuring him that you took his warning and feelings seriously, and would be more cautious before doing things that could startle him.
“Youse-!” Holding up a finger, the former inmate pointed at you, making it tremble as if this was the biggest betrayal in the world. “Youse-!”
“I!” Turning around quick, you picked up the bowl and went to go about pouring it in the pan you prepped earlier. “Yancypuff, I think you have a little something on your face! You should be more concerned about that, then my baking.”
“Youse gonna fuckin’ ge’ it!” Tying his apron in place again over his black t-shirt and dark blue jeans, Yancy swooped in right next to you. His ‘Dark’ tatted hand pulling up a glob of batter and flicking it right over your face, you shrieked and stepped back as you quickly tried to rub it off. His booming laughter was contagious, however, and you soon joined in as he now took a turn licking off his own batter covered fingers. “So wha’s this ‘bout a ‘Yancypuff’, Babydoll?”
“Suits you, since we’re making a bunch of pastries.” Watching as his nose crinkled in objection, making his silver septum piercing flick upwards, you gave his arm a tiny shove. “You’re my favorite dessert, after all~!”
“‘S a lame name, y/n.” His tongue stuck out his mouth as he said that, trying to catch some of the batter on his chin to not avail, but leaving you feeling pretty lucky since his tongue piercing was on show. He was just too damn cute. “I’m mo’ somethin’ spicy! O’ sours. Youse mo’ a sweet then me, Sweetcheeks.”
“And that’s a new one.” Rolling your eyes as you finally went to put the cake in the oven and set the timer, you couldn’t contain your smirk. Payback was due, afterall.
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By the time the timer for the cake went off, the kitchen was a disaster. Both you and Yancy, the counters, and the glass of the oven covered in smears of icing. Sprinkles left scattered all over, a mix match of colors adorning the area. Your nose was covered in a huge white dollop, kisses tracked all over your face and shoulders by messy frosting marks.
And across from you, sitting up on the counter now, Yancy was back to licking at his fingers. Humming the same tune to the song he was singing when you had arrived back all that time ago, his foot tapping midair. The apron he had been wearing draped over his head, in order to keep his hair from getting anything but the sprinkles you had tossed in before he thought to do such a thing.
Which you could see as he finally dragged it into his lap, smiling up at you like he wasn’t as covered in frosting as you were. The pinks and reds and blues and greens and purples dotting his head were perfect as he tilted it, and some tumbled down onto the counter with little ‘clacks’. He didn’t look away even as the beeps from the timer continued, and you finally moved to go get the cake as it was apparent he wasn’t going to.
“Yes, Yancypuff?” You said as you leant down, opening the oven to fill the air with the overwhelming warmth from it and smell of vanilla, only quieting because you heard the hum increase in volume. A broad, soft body pressing against you as strong arms wrapped around your waist from behind, and you felt a finger drawing something over the back of your neck with frosting.
“Nothin’, Babe… jus’ helpin’~” Raspy voice right in your ear, you almost jumped, but instead you just closed the oven and sat the cake on top of the stove. Turning the oven to a different degrees in order to get ready for the next thing on your list of stuff to bake, as he swayed you both back and forth. It was calming, as he gave a small squeeze, before that melody only he heard got right back to where he wanted in his head.
Humming with his lips to your neck for a few seconds, he opened them to finish what he himself had started earlier. Your face, and body, filling with heat as those lips sang right in your ear, and made your heart feel like it was about to thump out of your chest with how special he made you feel. Hairs rising on the back of your neck with each shift in note, it was all reverberating through your very being as you continued this swaying dance with him.
“I'll foreva loves youse~
For tha rest o’ my days~
I'll nevers par’ froms youse~
O’ youses lovin’ ways~
Jus’ promise me darlin’ youses loves in returns~
May this fires in my souls dear forevers burn~”
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