i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father 

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enemies to lovers........

enemies to lovers........

my yearly redraw of neil banging out the tunes! 🎶🐀

past years: 2022/2023

Just wanted to shoot you a note saying I hope you’re doing well. Don’t know much about what you’re going through, but know chemo is rough and I’m just wishing you the best.

this is so sweet, thank you so much 🥺

it's been rough but im attempting to get through it!! if things go well then I'll only have a month of chemo left, or else it's till the end of june 🤞🤞

I hope you're doing well, and you have a lovely week ❤️

I love physical 100 because where else can you watch olympic athletes compete against a fucking cosplayer and lose

BRIDGERTON Season 3 Kanthony | Sneak Peek

My solution for bloatware is this: by law you should hire in every programming team someone who is Like, A Guy who has a crappy laptop with 4GB and an integrated graphics card, no scratch that, 2 GB of RAM, and a rural internet connection. And every time someone in your team proposes to add shit like NPCs with visible pores or ray tracing or all the bloatware that Windows, Adobe, etc. are doing now, they have to come back and try your project in the Guy's laptop and answer to him. He is allowed to insult you and humilliate you if it doesn't work in his laptop, and you should by law apologize and optimize it for him. If you try to put any kind of DRM or permanent internet connection, he is legally allowed to shoot you.

With about 5 or 10 years of that, we will fix the world.

they should invent a new type of girl who can remember to eat and take her meds on time

you will mention your favorite color is yellow and people will be practically jumping at the chance to let you know how hideous it is to them. just SALIVATING to look you in the eye and tell you it’s fucking ugly. like man what do you want and expect me to do here. change my mind? i have to laugh

SEAN MUNDY / “CYCLES” / 2020

Takato Yamamoto: Like a Curtain of Ashes (2007)

I’ve been tinkering with this one for a while, and it’s rough, but I wanted to get it posted for Bucky’s birthday. 🎂 It’s probably too angsty for a birthday posting, but angst IS in my username. 😁

My dad is the kind of guy who just takes care of the whole neighborhood because they are, mostly, retirees he’s known a good chunk of his life if not his whole life. Snowblows after storms, brings their trashcans in, keeps an eye on their houses, does handyman jobs, etc.. HOWEVER. A young couple moved in next to my dad about a year ago, and they’ve got a little near-toddler, and my dad is just flabbergasted by them, and it is hilarious.

After the last storm he went out and cleared their driveway and sidewalks and in return they baked him a loaf of raspberry banana bread, and with it they included a stickynote with allergy information. To which my dad called me and said, in the most baffled voice, “Katy, I drink creek water, what the fuck do I need allergy information for?”

I’m sorry the neighbors don’t know you’re half feral, sir. Just enjoy your bread.

(He did happily take the bread and said it’s the best bread he’s ever had.)

everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.