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superwholockian444 · 4 years

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BAU X Southern! Female! Reader

I’m from South Georgia, have a strong southern drawl, and CANNOT what so ever, find any southern readers, except there are two, for Bucky Barnes and Tom Hiddleston if you type southern reader into the search bar on here. They’ll be closer to the end. But anyway, this is based off that one episode where Morgan tells Rossi he’s never been fishing. this is 1,020 words and only two pages on word online so... i do plan on writing more of these to go with this.

You were walking by the door when you heard those words. They immediately caused you to backtrack and fully open Rossi’s door to step in.

“Did you just say that you’ve never been fishin’? Well, after this case, we have a mandatory two day break. Don’t bother making’ plans.” With those words you left the room causing Morgan and Rossi to turn to each other and with a raised eyebrow.

As soon as the words “Wheels up in thirty.” Left SSA Hotchner’s mouth, you said,

“Everyone wait a moment please. Due to Morgan bringin’ up the fact that he has never been fishin’ before, let’s try and finish this case by Wednesday so we have until Monday off. Y’all need clothes for hot weather, and I want the young'uns to come with us. I’ll take care of all the expenses, all I ask is that y’all be ready by 6 o’clock a.m. Thursday morning.” You stated before gathering your stuff.

“Where exactly would we be going L/n?” Hotch questioned, the rest of the team looking up at you.

“Well, I’m goin’ home, and y’all are comin’ with me. I figured it’s been long enough since I last seen my kin folks, I was plannin’ a trip down there soon, might as well take y’all with me. So, y’all get ready for Fitzgerald, Georgia.” The last part was tossed over my shoulder as I made my way to my desk and grabbed my go bag.

As Penelope walked passed me going to her bat cave, I stopped her.

“Hey Penny, make sure you pack some flip flops, tennis shoes, and shorts okay? I know you like them big ole nice lookin’ dresses like you got on now, but it’s gunna be ‘mpractical where I’ll be takin’ y’all.” With my advice, she looked surprised.

“Wait, you were talking about me to?” It showed on her face as she turned to face me completely.

“Course darlin’ bring stuff you’d wear to the park on a hot summers night. And sun block.” She nodded before huggin me tightly around my middle and dashing off to her layer.

After boarding the jet, and reviewing the case once more, J.J. asked about Will and Henry, wondering if it would be safe for her child.

“Of course Hun, the ponds I plan on takin’ y’all to are private property, so y’all won’t need a fishin’ license, and I’ve been goin’ to ‘em since I was knee high to a grasshopper. I think that both Jack and Henry will have fun messin’ around and fishin’. I mean, I’ll be able to when I teach Morgan how to fish.” I reassured her as I patted her hand.

Morgan, who had heard my last comment turned to me and said,

“Hey now sweetheart, Pretty boy over there don’t know how to fish either.” I gasped as I realize he was absolutely right.

“I can’t believe that actually slipped my mind. Reid, I’m sure you’ll love it. You can use math to see how far from shore you’ll needa throw to catch ya a big un. And do you know if Savannah’s coming Derek? I know she’s usually busy with the hospital.” I tore my gaze off of Spencer and turn my eyes to Derek as I asked him the question.

“She actually will be able to. Somehow, she got Thursday to Monday off. No idea how that happened though.” He shrugged and began to fiddle with his telephone. i grinned a secret grin, knowing that i had personal connections with the person who created the schedule at the hospital Savannah worked at.

“How about y’all Rossi? Hotch?” I glanced at the men who sat across from each other.

“What kind of fish are we most likely to catch?” was what came out of Rossi’s mouth.

“well, catfish, bass, white perch, maybe some crappies among others. You should be fine with a regular pole and some 10-pound line. what about you and Jack, Hotch?” i turn to look at the man as i finish answering Rossi’s question.

“i don't have any plans and it isn't soccer season so yeah, you said six?” his baritone rang through the air.

“right-o sir. it won't be exactly 6, but no later than 6:30 hopefully. I'll pick Spencer, Emily, Garcia, the Morgan and his old lady, JJ and them, then ill pick up you and Jack, with Rossi being the last one. unless any of yall wanna take your own transportation, i was planning on renting a bus or van of some sort. i mean, with the young'uns on a road trip, and having to deal with Morgan all the way down there, phew.” I raised my voice during the last part, messing with Derek.

“Hey now, Y/N, i think that it’ll be Pretty Boy here that you'll have to worry about. get him started on Quantum Physics and he’ll never shut up about it.” Morgan jest at the younger man.

“Actually, the theory of the Quantum relm is actually rather spectacular. how it happens I-.” just before Reid could lift his hands up and dig deeper into the subject, he was beginning to talk about Morgan cut in with

“Kid, you know that the only other person on here that would know anything about that is Y/N, and that's only because she's a comic nerd.”

“I'll have you know that I learned about the Quantum relm through a movie thank you very much sir.” the words escaped before i could stop myself.

“oh yeah. and what movie was that mama?” with raised eyebrows he asked his question.

“Antman and the Wasp.” i mumble.

“sorry, couldn't hear you there, do what?” oh he had heard me, i could tell by the smirk on his face.

“Antman and the Wasp.” i say, color high on my cheeks.

“a superhero movie, that's what I thought. nerd.” he leaned his head back with a laugh.

“Spence, i would love to know more about the quantum relm and quantum physics.” i say, looking at the man before turning slightly to the left to stick my tongue out at Morgan.

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strongwilledsoul · 4 years

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Not gunna lie but he did... he did consume the white day chocolates he made for Kou in return for the valentines thing, but in all honesty --- could he really be blamed? He made good shit. Though now it was a sight and half to witness Kami' running around the kitchen setting up yet another batch of grand chocolates in the shapes of smiley faces and even frying fresh donuts in his kitchen. Covering them in a unhealthy amount of sugar, sprinkles and even gluing the chocolates onto edges with -

melted chocolate. Kami had just finished up around six of them, as he heard the door jiggle and in turn. He took up the bowl to slide himself into the living room so he could place them down onto the table in his front room with a momentary fuss in presentation to yank his hands away as soon as Kou stepped inside. Just in time! “Welcome home, dude!” White day, completely normal to return gifts since he got a little something on the v-day. “Ya hungry?”

Kou could smell the fried food from outside. God knew what Kami was cooking, but it smelled amazing. It took him a second to managed to unlock and open the door, and what greeted him in the kitchen was a mess. Kou took a second, red eyes roving the over the disaster–chocolate on the counter, sprinkles, sugar, and even some chocolate shavings on the floor. Phew. This was gonna take a little bit of time to clean up.

And then he found Kami in the living room, elaborately decorated donuts and chocolates all set up on the table. White Day. Kami remembered. And that made Kou’s heart race. He snorted out a laugh, mess forgotten for the most part as he kicked off his shoes and crossed into the living room. Was he hungry? Was that even a question Kami had to ask?

Kou reached down and picked up one of the donuts–one of the less decorated ones to test the waters. He tore it in half and popped the first bite in his mouth, making a little noise of approval. It was cooked perfectly, still warm with just the right amount of chocolate. Sometimes he forgot how good Kami was in the kitchen. He polished off the other half and held a hand up to cover his mouth as he chewed.

Honestly, for a White Day gift, this was above and beyond. They were so rich, and so much he doubted he was gonna make it through all of them before they went stale.

“Lookin’ at the kitchen, you probably already ate your share, but you’re gonna have to help me get through all these,” Kou dropped cross-legged on the floor, moving to pick up another sweet. There was an unanswered question hovering over this exchange. Kou had left it up in the air a month ago when he’d given Kami his Valentine’s Day gift.

What’d it all mean?

He had a much better idea now, and he was really close to being ready to share it. Maybe…just not today.

#asks #nvrcmplt #Kami&Kou: Sound of home

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thatfoxnamedfinley · 6 years

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I’ve just seen Avengers: Infinity War for the third time. Let’s talk about it.

There are SPOILERS AF under the cut as well as rabid fangirl thoughts. STEER CLEAR OK if that’s not your shit. Thank you.

- IT OPENED WITH A BANG. The Russo Bros obv did not give ONE (1) fuck about the emotions of anybody cause it starts off intense as SHIT. Showing us the stakes of the movie and the power of it’s villain by having Thanos not only destroy Asgard, but also incapacitate The Hulk and then kill ( is he really tho ?) Loki.

- Speaking of Asgard, I was VERY impressed with Thor’s arc this movie. He was great. His emotions as he was talking to Rocket, he was laughing and smiling while he was trying not to cry and when he listed off how many people in his life that have died, I got emotional. That shit really got me.

- GAMORA. OMG. Her storyline. She shines so much. Her and Drax. He got so many funny lines in, he had me CACKLING at WHY IS GAMORA and I CAN TAKE IT and BUT MY MOVEMENT IS SO SLOW. When both he and Gamora ended up perishing (Gamora’s death hit me harder the second time I watched it, and it hit me HARD the first time), I almost cried.

- ‘WAKANDA FOREVER!!!!!” - T’Challa before running into battle. Chills.

-That was one of the greatest cinematic experiences I’ve had. I was so on the edge of my seat with how much was going on at all times. I was overwhelmed, really.

-MANTIS IS POWERFUL Af?!?!?!?! YAL SHE WAS HOLDING BACK THANOS FOR A LONG ASS TIME!! SHE RENDERED HIM INCAPACITATED. DAMN GIRL WERK THAT SHIT

-I’m glad Nebula was back. I really LOVED her growth in Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2.

- Scarlet Witch and Vision. WHAT DEVELOPMENT MY WORD. They were PRECIOUS. So REAL that when it came time for what Scarlet Witch had to do, I saw the pain in her eyes. As Vision was whispering “It’s alright,” to her and she destroyed him FUCK but then Thanos really fucked it up didn’t he, I FORGOT he had the Time Stone for a second

-ALL. THE. BATTLES. So chaotic but just so WELL DONE and I could see everything that ws going on. Like SHIT MARVEL YAL REALLY JUST WENT FOR IT DIDNT YOU

-Tony. Stark. TONY STARK. That’s my BOI right there. Everything about him this movie was just so FUCKING good. I LOVE him. Not everyone does, but after this movie, he won over so many people who try to hate him for no reason (I have hours of ammunition to #ProtectTonyStark). The Russo Bros really allowed a lot of Tony Stark’s character to shine without losing his sass. He was ALLOWED to tell Squidward to go home but also tell Doctor Strange that he didn’t know what to do because Thanos has been in his head for 6 years. He was ALLOWED to show how powerful he was when he made Thanos bleed but also allowed that moment of grief when he was clutching the hand covered in Peter Parker’s dust crumbled body.

- STRANGE’S CLOAK SLAPPING TONY’S ASS, IM /DEAD

- Was NOT expecting them to kill as many as they did. I really wasn’t. The ending was so traumatizing.

-Doctor Strange has such cool ass powers. His illusions were so trippy to look at.

- I LOVED THE DEVELOPMENT OF TONY AND STRANGE’S DYNAMIC. IT WAS HONESTLY AWESOME. From ‘douchebag’ to ‘Tony’, their evolution together was nice. Their personalities boucing off each other was great.

-Speaking of Doctor Strange, we all understand why he gave up the Time Stone to Thanos right? He said he saw 14,000,605 alternate paths to Thanos, and in only ONE of those do they win. He told Tony before they landed on Titan that he would NOT save Tony OR Peter if it came to the safety of the Stone. But he GAVE UP THE STONE. To spare Tony’s life. Saying “Tony, it was the only way.” Tony is needed in the destruction of Thanos. In the scenario that they do win, Tony Stark is neccessary. And thank goodness too, because I REALLY THOUGHT Tony was gunna die.

((apparent triggering confession next, move on to the next point if you dont like the first sentence))

- I left shipping Thanos and Tony. I know. I KNOW. I KNOW, OKAY?!?!? I didn’t want to. I didn’t even ship them the first time I saw the movie. Probably cause I was so freaked out with what was happening. This is perhaps the one ship I’ve shipped that I don’t want to ship. Maybe because he knew who Tony Stark was. Told him he was smart, that he was “cursed with knowledge.” Then he told Tony he respected him. Then he pet Tony’s head (honestly that made me ??????????????? inside and probably what sparked this shit tbh). AND. I was LOOKING for it on the third watch because I THOUGHT I saw it the second time; as Thanos was talking to Tony, Thanos shed a tear. Out of his left eye, after he told STark he respected him with his hand on Tony’s head. HAlf of humanity will still be alive, he said. Watching Tony and he shed a tear. I SWEAR TO YOU do look for it next time if you think you’ll go watch it again. I was like WTFFF IS THAT????????? Idk idk yal I’m so confused, and I’m TELLING YOU that I’ve never felt so bad about shipping before because IDK WHY I SHIP THEM. As I left the second tiem watching it, my brain was writing an alternate scene to that scene. IDK IDK IDK idk idk idk idk idk idk

- I still ship Tony with Steve. I CANT WAIT FOR THEM TO MEET AGAIN. It’s inevitable, right? I know they havent spoken in 2 years, but this will force them to meet. And they fell out hard from Civil War. What will be their first words to each other? Who will speak first. Will Tony make a joke, look around and pretend he still doesn’t feel hurt? Will they hug? Will they still clash? I don’t feel like Cap is the guy that holds a grudge like that, if anything he will react based on how Tony acts. Will he ask forgiveness? Does he even need to? Did they miss each other? AFter all, Cap entered the fold when he was contacted after Tony went missing, saying “You just lost EArth’s best defender.” PHEW fam PHEW

- As Tony Stark has always been and will always be my favorite Avenger, I felt such pride on the third watch to confirm that the largest reaction out of each audience was when Thanos stabbed Tony. Loud, palpable gasping. One low conjoined sound of “OOOOooooohhh!!” echoing in the theater. Twice someone screamed. The attachment we feel to them all is immense, right? We’ve all been together with Tony Stark the longest, and that impact was so satisfying to feel on a grand scale like that for me. Whether you love Tony Stark or not, EVERYONE felt that fear of him dying in that moment. Hell, so many people were dead by that point that it WASNT IMPOSSIBLE. I cried the first time. I had to furiously wipe tears so I could keep watching the screen; I didn’t want to miss anything. I needed to see Tony’s end if that’s what happened; I owe him that. In case it’s unclear, Tony Stark is my favorite fictional character of any medium.

-omg when Gamora said, “you promised” before Quill went to shoot her, I was SHOOK fam omfg. And also when Gamora went to commit suicide before Thanos could throw her into the canyon....I REALLY felt Gamora’s story this movie. I know I said it earlier but it was GREAT.

- *mocking tone* “I am Groooooot.” everyone: WOAH THAT ATTITUDE (LOL I DIED)

-I was PISSED at Quill for fucking up the plan. THEY ALMOST GOT THE GAUNTLET OFF THEY WERE SO CLOSE and he messed it up....I get why tho and by the end I couldnt even fauult him for it, but in the moment I was PIISSSSSSSSSSED.

-The ending was.............honestly satisfying. It ended cliffhanger-y but not an IMMEDIATE, OMFG WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN cliffhanger.

Whata good movie omfg. I still don’t know where it ranks for me, Top 5 for SURE. Seeing is this many times, the story holds up, the humor holds up, the character work holds up, the pacing is seemless. It was SO GREAT. It was darker too, and I loved that.

What are yal’s thoughts?

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taekonaut · 6 years

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the past two days have been kinda of a mess? with small things going wrong (still without anti depressants so my ocd is thru the roof. spilled my coffee on my new tiger w shoes shirt and even though i wet/dabbed it instantly and washed it not long after theres still a light stain. saw what i think is a dead coyote trapped under some rocks at the bridge. woke up freezing and soaked because apparebtly my water bottle had a hole in it so my notebook got ruined and my entire backpack was soaked. had sleep paralysis and could SEE THRU MY EYELIDS??? my sister has been totally unbearable. i think i hurt a frog. assholes noticed i thought their golf cart was loud and honked at me and i wasnt even able to tell them that i hoped they died. phew.)

but i realized now that im on odsp i can get my orthodics replaced! tomorrow after therapy and bloodwork im going to ask the orthotic place in the mall (which advertises that it accepts odsp) what the process is.

after that, maybe thursday, im gunna figure out how to use odsp to get my teeth cleaned. and see if i can get my wisdom teeth out.

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ashethehedgehog · 7 years

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Hi Ashe! I used to be in the ygo fandom back in 2014, but not really, it was mostly just me reblogging fanart. I recently got back into the fandom earlier in the year by watching DSOD and since then I've been in puzzleshipping hell :) I want to contribute to the fandom by writing a fic since I've been reading quite a few lately. I just want to get your quick opinion. If someone isn't writing a complete AU, is it preferred for authors to actually write out the duels between characters when (1/2)

(2/2) they place duel monsters? I personally don’t have a preference, but I’ve run into fics that are canon divergent that have it both ways. But I ask because I’ve also seen a couple people complain about fic writers ignoring the card game since “without it, the fic is hardly yugioh anymore” etc. So do you think a fic more oriented toward canon events should have more detail to the game?

Hey there anon! First things first, welcome to puzzleshipping hell ahaha, hope you enjoy ur stay! B) That’s awesome! Always happy to see new people having a go at fic writing! :D

Okay phew, I definitely have some choice things to say about this topic ahaha. First off should probs mention that of course this is just my opinion, and there is never a right or wrong way to write fanfiction content yadda yadda don’t come and rustle me I’m just giving my thoughts on the topic, you can ignore them if you don’t like them *obligatory opinion disclaimer just in case*. I know you said quick opinion but Ashe doesn’t do quick opinions only streams of rambles lmao soz.

To be blunt, if your story does not revolve one hundred per cent around the characters playing the card game, where the moves IN said games are crucial to, I dunno, develop the characters somehow, I would NOT recommend putting in overly detailed card fights. Especially a play-by-play of a match. It can be incredibly boring to read two characters fighting for hundreds to thousands of words worth where they just draw cards and try to outsmart each other. Card games can be fun to watch, but in writing, it’s often slow and sluggish to the progression of your story.

I don’t just say this about the card game either; this is my personal rule with any type of game mentioned in a fic. You describe enough that a person knows what the basic idea is, occasionally mentioning moves spliced between character dialogue or thought patterns. It tends to make a scene flow more satisfying (at least to me it does lmao). I personally don’t want to read an entire Duel Monsters match in the middle of a fic I’m reading that I went into not caring about Duel Monsters, but more the characters in the show.

Off the top of my head I can’t think of a fic that does what I describe, but I know I’ve read some. I did use this way of writing a game in one of my fics, Trial and Error, where they played a version of like ancient Backgammon I spent hours learning the rules for lmao. Then I added mentions of the game while they were playing it (Yugi handing the dice to Yami when his turn ended etc etc) but they also spoke a lot, which skipped 80% of the match I did not write out. As long as someone can follow along with what they are doing, you really don’t have to spell everything out to the reader.

Oh also anyone who tells you the fic isn’t Yugioh anymore just because you take the card game out is fuckin lying. Honestly I’ve thankfully never seen someone say that but the fact that’s even mentioned is so messed up. Most people here fell in love with the characters and the themes of the story, not the card game lmao. When it comes to fanfiction, it’s an expression of an idea or concept you liked involving the characters and themes you liked that you want to explore. If you loved the card game a lot, then write about the card game! But no one has the right to shit on other people writing what they like that might not involve what they like. Ever, period.

It really comes down to what you want to explore in your fic anon! I’m honestly probably not the best person to ask about canon fics, since all I write are niche fantasy AUs lmao. But I think the most important thing is to work out what you want to tell with your story, what really grabs you about wanting to explore canon further, what you want to contribute to a story already told. Where is the point where you considered writing something that fits in with canon? You’ve been thinking about it, so something has already caught your eye, a potential ‘What if’ scenario or the like. What it will come down to with the card games, is whether or not they are important to your progress of the story and characters. That’s what I think it boils down to. I think if you have a good reason to want to put the card games in, then go for it, OWN those card games. In the end just do what you want anon! After all, it’s your story, and you’re the one who will spend all those hours writing it. My philosophy lmao, and the reason I write fantasy. If I’M the one spending hours and hours writing a fic, then I’m gunna write something I really love ahaha. Good luck with it dude! Hope that helped!

You’re more than welcome to hit me up privately to discuss your idea further if you want! Or if I didn’t hit the mark and confused u further let me know, my inbox is always open and I’m always happy to help B) Take care!

#ashe talks #anon #yugioh #whop theres an opinion lmao #i didnt reread this either so genuine Ashe thought train right here #Anonymous #kinda long post #listen im just rly passionate about writing lmao #I get intense

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shpots · 6 years

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Chapter One.

"Marinette, MARRINETTE"!!

She opened her eyes to see Alya towering over her.

"I thought you said you and I were going to go to the Bakery to pick up a cake for my birthday"?

Marinette sat up to rub her eyes, for a sharp second, completely forgetting about her best friend's birthday.

"Dammit, almost forgot"

"Oh yeah! My dad should've finished by now".

She smiled. Alya put on her jacket and threw Marinette's towards her.

"Well then, let's go girl"!

The city of Paris was lively today. Albeit there was a chill, people still came out to enjoy themselves. Her and Ayla made way to her Father's bakery.

They finally made it. The beautiful cakes displayed for everyone to see. Even though she didn't know, Marinette was the heiress next in line to own the bakery. She scoped around the sunlit shop until she spotted the cake. She quickly took out her keys to unlock the door.

"Alya, your cake". She whispered. Alya rushed in with a huge smile on her face.

"Oh! It's wonderful! I love it"! She yelled.

"Hey! Chill out! My dad's asleep". Marinette giggled.

"Oops! My bad... So, are we gunna take it back to the dorms or what"! She asked while finding a good place to pick it up.

"No way! Look at this! I'm sure this is freakin' heavy"! She complained.

"Oh come on! I mean, you and I can't finish this whole cake! Oughta share with some college friends no"?

"I-I guess but, we're gunna need someone to help us. We can't take it on the train". Marinette pondered.

"Why don't you ask your boyfriend"? Alya suggested.

"Adrien? I don't know.... I mean, he's really busy all the time...especially at this time... Ugh, I'll call him and see if he can send over a taxi. In the meantime, try and look for a large box to put it in".

Marinette smiled warmly as she pulled her contact named "my babe" on her phone. After a few rings, she finally got through.

"Hey babe, how are you? You need anything"? Adrien's voice was mixed within a couple voices behind him.

"I can't hear you, try and get in a more quiet area".

"Better"?

She smiled "Much better".

"So what's up babe"?

"I need to ask if you could send over a taxi to my dad's place? It's Alya's birthday today and she really wants to take the cake back to the dorms...Pleeeeease"!

Adrien giggled.

"Of course, of course! Only...if you give me something in return. We didn't necessarily finish the last time".

She rolled her eyes and huffed before giggling. "Are you serious"?

He sighed. "Kinda, but no no, it's no biggie my love. I'll have a chauffeur come and pick ya up".

She smiled. "Thank yooouuuu! You're the best! And yeah, maybe if you come over, my lips are drying up". She winked.

He giggled. "You're the cutest... Tell Alya I hollered and Happy Birthday"!

"Sure thing! Thanks again babe! See you soon"! She ended the call.

Ayla packed the cake without a mess. She panted. "Phew, so! What'd he say".

"Well, he wanted to tell you what's up and Happy Birthday and also, he called us a cab".

"Oh! The luxury ones?! Because I love those. The seats are soft and leathery and they have little champagne bottles".

"Maybe! Let's keep scout so we don't miss it".