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adams-angels · 3 months

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Hello dear writer! Whenever you have time would you consider doing a fluff and maybe smut piece about how Adam would be on a restaurant date? I’m so curious how he would act since they didn’t have dates when he was alive a trillion billion million years ago.

And Valentine’s Day has me way up in the feels 🥹

Thank you bebe 🩵

A bit late for Valentine's day but better late than never babes 😎 this was longer than I was expecting 🫢

💖 Please send me requests! Send me your own headcanons! I will draw! I'm obsessed rn!💖

Valentines

It's been a while since Adams been on a "date" if you could even call it that. The last "date" he had was with Eve in the Garden of Eden. So... Yeah. A while might be an understatement. He also hated the day. Like many holidays. Why should SaInT vAlEnTiNe get a whole holiday after him?! Adam is the ORIGINAL dick. If anything there should be a holiday celebrated for HIM. But, whatever. You were into it. And he was into you.

He was so nervous when he asked you out for Valentine's day. He waited until last minute before finally getting the courage to ask. Ten o'clock at night he frantically knocked at your door. You hurried to answer, the panic filled your body at the knocking. It was desperate, like someone needed help. When you opened the door and saw a panting Adam you were confused. Was he hurt? Before you could say anything he put his hand up to your face signaling you to not speak as he caught his breath. It was odd why he was out of breath. He flies everywhere. Did he run? "Be- huff- will you- jesus, fuck- pant-" his hand were on his knees as he choked on his breath. "Ada-" hand in your face. Rude. He straightened himself out, at least as much as he could in the small apartment hallway. The apartment was made for smaller Winners not 8 foot Giants like Adam. "Be my Valentine?" He panted out. Of course you said yes! What can you say? You've been crushing on him for, like, ever! You never picked up that he likes you back. Even though he was never subtle. "Cool- pant- text you the deetz." He shot you some finger guns before leaving.

So now it's Valentine's day! 💘 Cupid's shot his arrow and hit you. You're feeling fun, flirty, and feisty. You put on your cutest outfit and checked yourself in the mirror. Is cute what you're going for? It's your first date. But it is Valentine's day. You don't wanna be prudish. You change into something a bit more revealing and again checked yourself. This might be a bit too sexy.. slutty even! You don't want to give the impression that you put out of the first day! Even if you do. No. This needs to be perfect. You think to yourself... "I bet Adam isn't having this much trouble."

You weren't wrong. Adam was much more relaxed. Too relaxed. Why would he be nervous? He's the man. In fact he was out right now looking at new guitars. When he left the store he saw Valentine, surrounded by his Cupid's. "Augh." Adam grunted, not wanting to interact with the Saint. "Adam!" Shit. "A little birdy told me you've got a Valentine's this year. It's been what? Centuries?" Valentine laughed. Adam rolled his eyes, then glared at him. "Yeah? So what? I figured it's a good way to get free pussy." Adam shrugged as a cocky grin formed on his face. The Cupid angels surrounding Saint Valentine cringed. "Oh, Adam. Come now! This is a holiday of love and romance. Not cheap pickups!" The man placed a hand on Adam shoulder which he immediately shrugged off. "So, are you going anywhere special? Have you bought the lucky angel flowers? Chocolates? A gift of adoration?" "Uh.. what?" "You haven't bought them anything have you?" The man laughed, putting his hand on Adams shoulder again pulling Adam closer. "Good luck getting fucked, playboy." He hissed with a wicked smirk. Valentine released Adams shoulder laughing. "Happy Valentine's days!" He said before flying away with his cupids. "Motherfucker!" Adam's flew off to the nearest store to get you some flowers.

When he arrived the flower section was bare. Maybe one half dead rose. "What the hell?" He flew all over the store looking for anything Valentines related. "No, no, no!" He stopped in one of the aisles before finding worker. "Hey! Where the fuck is the stuff?" "S-stuff, sir?" Adam gestures around the store. "You know! The fucking Valentines shit! Where is it?!" The poor retail worker fretted telling him there was nothing left. "V-valentines day is o-one of the most popular days of the year sir... There's nothing left.." "NOTHING LEFT?!?!" Adam yelled. His voice booming around the store causing shelfs to shake knocking almost everything off. "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN NOTHING LEFT?! I NEED SOMETHING FOR TONIGHT!!!" "I - I'm sorry, sir!" The poor angels voice shuddered. Adam groaned, balling his hands into fists. He was about to leave before he noticed a bottle of soda that hadn't fallen. He pushed it off the shelf for good measure before storming out of the store.

He wasn't going to spend all day looking for shit of this shitty holiday. He hated it. This was dumb! He's gift enough. Still, he takes his phone and texts Lute

"URGENT! flowers! Plz get 4 me thx dngrtits"

That'll do. He heads home to get ready for your date.

～⁠♡✧⁠｡ I really hope you enjoyed! I'm not a writer by any means but I appreciate any support I receive so thank you for reading! ｡✧⁠♡～⁠

The time comes and Adam is waiting outside of your apartment building, he's not walking up all those stairs again. He was feeling cool. Calm. Collected. Until he saw you. His hands started getting clammy, his heat racing. You look so pretty. You of course found the prefect in-between of cute and sexy for your outfit. "Heeey, you could of made an effort." He joked. You frowned. You thought you did well. He clears his throat. "Let's go." He wiped his hands on his robe before taking flight with you following after.

You both arrived at the restaurant. Neither of you stop on the way. It was awkward. He walked in first, he didn't hold the door open for you. Rude. Once inside you noticed the restaurant was jam packed. Adam also noticed this and froze. "Good thing you booked, right?" You said, playfully, hoping to break some tension. "Uh... Yeah... Wait here, surgartits." He walked over to the host. "I need a table for two." The host scoffed. "Yeah, sure. We've got one available tomorrow." Adam was fuming. This was all going wrong. This can't go wrong. "Do you fucking know who I am?!" He raised his voice. "I'm fucking ADAM! I'm the fucking man! And I want a damn table!" You walk over. "Adam?" "What, bitch!? Fuck! Can't you see I'm busy?! I'm getting us a table!" He yelled at you. No. Nope. You're too good to be yelled at. This was meant to be fun. Fuck this. You put your hands in the air. "Nope. I'm out." You turn on your heels and exit the restaurant. "Wait- no, y/n." He looks as you exit then back at the host. "I'll ruin your fucking life, cunt." He hissed before flying out of the restaurant.

He looks around and you were no where to be seen. "Fast fucker. AUGH!!!" He stomped his foot covering his face with his hands. If he wasn't wearing his mask he'd be pulling his hair.

You got yourself home. Fucking shit day. Dumb idea. You don't even know why he asked you. The whole thing was dumb. Everything about it was dumb. You collapse onto the couch, sulking. It doesn't take long before there's a knock at the door. Adam you suspect. You roll your eyes before peeling yourself off the couch. Opening the door you see Lute. Huh. "Uh.. hi?" "Adam requests your presents. Put on this blind fold." She hands you a blindfold. "What?" She didn't repeat herself. She never does. You groan, knowing she won't leave until you do it so whatever. You put the blindfold on and lute takes your wrist and flies off with you ragdolling.

Once your feet touch the ground she lets go of your wrist. Leaving you there blindfolded. "Uh.. you can take that off now." You do, to see a candle lit picnic layed out. It was adorable, there were fairy lights on the trees. Adam stood there, awkwardly, with a bunch of your favourite flowers. How did he know? Lute. "Uh. Surprise.." he handed you the flowers. "Sorry, about the restaurant. Fucking idiots double booked or something.. I don't know." He shrugged. You know it wasn't true. He didn't book, you know that. But you smiled. "Thank you, Adam. This is much nicer." He smiled and stretched. "Well, what can I say? I know what I'm doing."

You sat on the blanket, Adam did also and popped open a bottle of champagne. "I got the good stuff." You smile at the gesture although you always thought champagne tasted disgusting. He got all the good stuff, strawberries and chocolates. Cheese board. Cute little cakes. "This is all very well thought out. How did you get this so quickly?" You asked. He shrugged with a smirk. "I'm just that good, babe." Lute. This was more his style anyway. Outside, under the stars. It reminded him of the Garden.

"so, this was fun." He rubbed the palm of his hands on his knees. "I'd much rather not do this Valentine's bullshit though. Maybe next time we can just... Do it whenever?" "I'd like that. Although, this Valentine's day has turned out pretty perfect." You smile. "Well. I am perfect so." He smirks at you. You don't want to stroke his ego anymore than you already have. You roll your eyes before quickly giving him a peck on the lips. "you're alright, I suppose." You took his sweaty hand in yours and led down, he followed. You both watched the stars in silence. He'd gently squeeze your hand every now and then, you'd squeeze back.

"Happy valentine's, Y/N."

"Happy valentine's, Adam."

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diagonal-queen · 1 month

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HELLO!! i keep requesting them sotty im obsessed but what about hunting dogs with a s/o who has a child😅😅i got silly again

Hunting Dogs with your child

♡ pairing: Fukuchi Ouchi, Jouno Saigiku, Tecchou Suehiro, Teruko Okura (platonic), Tachihara Michizou x gn!Reader

♡ synopsis: How do these goofballs fare as stepdads? (or, in Teruko's case, fun auntie?)

♡ cw: Swearing, unofficial stepfathering, unrealistically good stepfathering, reader's ex situation is not established but it's assumed that their baby momma/daddy is not in the picture (Tachihara), mentions of violence

note: I just haven't written anything in ages, and for that I apologise. Wow, being in university is time consuming! I've had block for months and it's been an absolute pain in the arse but I'm back babey! Keep your requests coming anon- I am the Hunting Dogs whisperer and I will write them till I die. Apologies for errors and I hope you enjoy x

Fukuchi:

My dude is so so so enthusiastic. You mean to tell him that he gets a beautiful loving partner AND a new little guy to hang out with?? Sign him tf up

This man buys your kid so many presents it's genuinely concerning. Your child is spoilt to hell and back by Fukuchi. You need to discourage him from this behaviour STAT

He constantly uses dad words like 'buddy' and 'pal' and 'kiddo' to refer to your kid and they eventually start responding to these nicknames lol

He would totally also do dad stances and just embrace the fatherly aura that is slowly overtaking him day by day (bro starts falling asleep on the couch while the game's on at 9pm)

He's actually surprisingly gentle with your child. If they cry he'll pick them up and comfort them very well. He's like a whole different person when your kid is scared or sad- it's the cutest thing ever

If your child ever gets him a Fathers' Day present he'll probably cry like old man tears of joy. In fact if your child ever does anything nice for him he'll be incredibly touched. Kinda reminds him what he's doing his job for :')

Tells your child great exaggerated (CHILD FRIENDLY) stories about his heroic achievements as a soldier before bed. It's genuinely super cute you guys

If the kid ever runs up to him in excitement when he arrives home in the evening he returns the energy and is like 'omg there they are! that's my kiddo! how have you been??' and picks them up and AUGH they're so cute

Just....🥺🥺

Jouno:

Your child is probably scared of him at first. Within their first meeting he probably makes them cry.

Sorry y'all 😭 but he doesn't exactly come off as much of a teddy bear...and nor does he really act like one with anyone else other than you in private

Jouno just isn't good with kids. Not in the sense that he's scared of them but that he doesn't really know how to interact with them without being intimidating or otherwise just detached

But he really loves you, and he wants to be a good parental figure to your kid, so he tries to warm them up to him by getting them a gift. That probably helps- he might not know much about kids but he's right to assume that they fucking love receiving gifts

Whatever your child's hobbies/interests are, Jouno genuinely does try to connect with them over it, and after a while it does work.

Soon enough your child and Jouno are inseparable and your child is spewing sadistic military rhetoric and oh dear god you've made a terrible mistake introducing the two of them

Yeah, Jouno probably teaches your kid all KINDS of horrible things. He will tell your child stories about times he's tortured suspects, or slaughtered gangs, and just stuff that is not family friendly. You have to nip that behaviour in the bud or else...

He's generally pretty good at taking care of your child, but like, if your kid cried because they were scared there was a monster under the bed, Jouno would probably be like "Yeah. There is. Good luck." and then turn off the lights and leave 💀

Just give him time. He'll learn how to be an emotionally available parent at SOME point

Tecchou:

He's not the step dad. He's the dad that stepped up

Tecchou is definitely very aloof and awkward around your child- like, he knows how to interact with you, but children are different. Children are frightening. And they are his biggest fear maybe

In spite of this, he is fiercely protective of your kid. He will make sure that child is as safe and calm as possible at all times, and he certainly prefers to show that he cares through actions rather than words.

He usually wouldn't initiate physical contact with your child but if they hugged him he would hug back, if they gave him a hi-five he would do it back, etc etc. he will never let your kid down

If your child likes make belief, you can bet you'd walk into a room and find your kid all dressed up, off their rocker in full theatre mode, while Tecchou is sitting on the floor, also dressed up, but looking more depressed than ever before

Save him from your baby. They are taking YEARS off his life

He probably accidentally sends your kid to hospital at some point because he cooked for them. Damnit Tecchou, how don't you realise that a child's stomach wouldn't be able to handle a combination of chocolate and beef

It's okay though, he does learn from this. Plus, he takes care of your child and buys them presents and hangs out with them until they're better <3

He might not join your child in the ball pit, but he would watch them swim around in there with the softest, faintest, most affectionate smile on his face. And that is all that matters folks

Teruko (platonic):

The funnest, meanest, coolest auntie ever

Teruko will lead your child down a dreadful path. Limit their visits to holidays and birthdays for your own sake and the sake of your young one

She's really more than happy to negatively influence look after your child if you need her to though, and they love her because she's super chill and lets them get away with all kinds of things (that aren't violent crimes against humanity)

Your parent says one cookie after dinner? Screw it, have six. I won't tell if you won't. - Teruko, probably

She uses her ability to entertain your kid sometimes- usually she'll decrease her age so she can join them in things like building pillow forts and playing on jungle gyms

I'm just picturing them playing at the park and some concerned parent coming up to them asking where their guardian is and Teruko just fucking transforms into a grown woman on the spot and goes 'WHO'S ASKING' 😭

Teruko is a super cool fun aunt. But she is very wise, and she really will give your kid good life advice on occasion.

She'll also cheer them up when they're feeling down, and if they're feeling scared she helps them step out of their comfort zones and confront their fears (in a safe way!!)

If your kid is like, getting picked on at school or something, Teruko will nag you to phone their school about it. If you don't, she does. If they don't do anything about it, she does. Bottom line is NOBODY fucks with your kid when Teruko is around

I guess technically she really is scary dog privilege lmao

Tachihara:

Help he's so nervous at first? Tachihara this is a child, not a wise sage- you can be normal around them

He just wants to make a good impression on the child okay he's doing his best

But (obviously) your kid immediately loves him, and thinks he's the coolest guy ever, and wants to hang out with him all the time

Tachihara has a bit of a concern that the kid will think that he's trying to replace their other parent, which is fair, but it's unfounded because your child absolutely adores him and does not care about that at all

If your child ever calls him 'Dad' watch his soul fucking transcend to a new plane, he's so surprised and honoured that this beautiful person's child would consider him their parent

Your kid has Tachihara wrapped around their tiny finger. He will oblige them with anything- if you've got a toddler who likes uppies and piggybacks, say your prayers for Tachihara's upper arm and back muscles because he will carry them for hours

You really need him to stop leaving weaponry around the house, though- the absolute HEART ATTACK you had when you saw your precious baby carrying around an unloaded pistol

Also, Tachihara, babe, STOP SWEARING SO MUCH AROUND THE BABY. I CAN'T HAVE MY KID SAYING 'FUCK' TO STRANGERS - you, probably

Doesn't really ever talk about his job(s) with your kid, all they know is that he 'kills bad guys', and they think that's cool as fuck

He's not perfect, sure. But he is trying so hard to be The Perfect Parent™ and, more importantly, he loves your child to bits

taglist~ ♡ @gettinshiggywithit, @fyodorhatr, @flower-of-darkness, @bejeweledgirl, @kokoenjiandco, @pinkiipeachiikeen

of course, thank you to anon for this req!

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generalkenobee · 5 months

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hello! do you have anymore ted logan headcanons you'd be up for sharing? or possibly evil robot ted? im currently experiencing ted logan brainrot because I recently watched the first 2 films for the first time and I have the PHATTEST crush on ted lol it's embarrassing

AHHHH YESYESYES I DO THANK YOU YESYESYESYES I LITERALLY HAVE SOOOO MANY TED LOGAN IDEAS YOU DONT EVEN KNOW

Warnings: contains both SFW and NSFW

🎸cutie patootie! Ted

- oh my gosh he loves you

- he'll do anything you ask.. anything!

- once in history looked at Bill and said "dude I'm totally a president!" After learning about teddy Roosevelt

-smells you...like a lot

-gives the best hugs ever like actually

-youre the first to get your license in the relationship so you drive him to school every morning while he plays music

-lets you paint his nails and put makeup on him

-always holding hands

-definition of a gentle giant

-his hands are about twice the size of yours

-likes to be the little spoon

-Ted Theodore Logan can not cook.

-please play with his hair

-the first time you complained about your period his dead ass response was "what's that?" 💀

-his dad doesn't really like you but he doesn't really like anyone so it's ok

-him sneaking in your room in the middle of the night while everyone is asleep>>>

NSFW

-sub/ gentle dom

-you'll never forget the noise he said when he first slid in it was like "wait wait wait oh my- I augh.. please no.. it's too much please i-" and it was only half his length-

-sososososoo pussy whipped

-lazy sex

-gently jerky him while he sits on his bed and tells you about his day

-PERV!

-literally taking peaks down your blouse all the time

-lovesss to suck on your boobs while you run your fingers through his hair, holding him close to you

-wont tell anyone what you do together because it's such an intimate moment

-other than Bill...

-bursts into the room while holding your hand pulling you along " BILL BILL BILL GUESS WHAT WE JUST DID!!"

-doesn't realize how horny you get when you see him play

-hes also clueless so..this is how that plays out

"Ted you're so good at guitar.." you said biting your lip looking him up and down "your fingers just move so fast baby" your sweet boyfriend looked up at you from his instrument smiling "thanks babe!" After he said that he quickly looked back down working on his music. You say there looking him in the eye rubbing your thighs together while literally telling him how much you loved his fingers and he just looked away

-hes a massive pervert but he's clueless at the same time yk?

-does not know how to please you the first time so just be patient and tell him what you like

-first time he ate you out was like a dog trying to get peanut butter out of one of those toys..

-I feel like he would excel at fingering you..I mean have you seen the guys hands? And he plays guitar?

-sneaking in just to finger you>>

-lord please moan his name while he's rutting up into you..

IF YOU WANNA HEAR ABOUT MORE OF EVIL! TED LET ME KNOW I KINDA JUST DID CUTIE! TED FOR THISSS🩷

#x reader #bill and teds excellent adventure #bill and teds bogus journey #evil! ted logan #ted logan smut #bill and ted #ted logan #ted logan x y/n #ted logan x reader #ted theodore logan smut #ted theodore logan x reader #ted theodore logan #keanu reeves x you #keanu reeves x reader #keanu characters #keanuverse #keanu reeves smut #keanu reeves #keanu smut

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strkyoo · 7 months

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i love the way you write lynette! she's so cutie patootie and huggable :)

since the request is still open, can i request freminet x male reader? where reader is reviewing an album photo of freminet and his siblings when they're still young. freminet became all embarrassed by your praises, like "you're so cute in this photo" or anything like that. it can be drabble or oneshot, i don't mind, pls take your time <3

✦ 彡 CHILDHOOD MEMORIES

pairing ; freminet x male!reader — fluff !

in which ; freminet and you accidentally find his old photo album, and the two of you decide to look at it.

warnings ; established relationship, energetic reader?, nicknames (fremi — freminet receiving), many compliments and teasing from reader bc they cherish fremi with all of their soul (relatable), flushy fremi, tooth rotting fluff bc AUGH i love this boy so SO muhc — wc ; 773

a/n ; a freminet x male reader?? HELLO???? dont mind if i do 🙏🙏‼️ though i think this is more leaned to gn side so hope you dont mind :3

〉MASTERLIST〈

today is indeed a lovely day, where you’re just chilling in freminet’s quiet, penguin-themed room. since the twins are out of the house for their magic performance, the two of you can do anything without being disturbed and teased by the twins.

it was really fun— you played with freminet for hours in his bedroom, from card games like uno to role playing with his penguin plushie, pers. until you saw something strange poked out from his drawer. something like… an album photo?

you walked toward the album photo and took it with a curious grin, walking back to his bed and holding the book tightly in your arms— just in case freminet wanted to take the book from you. but instead of trying to take the book or plead to you, he silently observed the old book in your arms. as if he wanted to see the book containing his childhood photos too!

you flipped the first page, and there was a quite old photo (based on the texture and quality) of freminet in his baby form. hugging his beloved penguin plushie, pers, so tightly. he looked kinda funny too.

“you’re so cute!!” you exclaimed, looking at the baby photo of him and his current self repeatedly. “see how much you’ve changed, fremi!” you added with a genuine smile, pressing your nose against his squishy cheeks, intentionally kissed it too.

“... i looked goofy.” he suddenly added, his voice still monotone, but you can sense a hint of shyness in it. he was being so straightforward... “pfft—! well, baby photos are always goofy and weird, but you looked cuter here!”

freminet couldn’t help but smile as well at your compliment, as he kept observing his baby form while waiting for you to flip to another page.

the next page, there is a photo of freminet reaching the age of five and getting a penguin pajamas as a gift from the twins. gosh, he looked so happy— that big, innocent smile brings a smile to you too!

“ah, i remembered that pajama. ever since lyney and lynette gave it to me on my birthday, i never even want to change my clothes. i insisted on wearing it all the time,” he admitted with a sheepish chuckle, pointing at the penguin pajamas.

you squealed because you were melted by the photo, swinging your legs excitedly. “archons, fremi! why are you so cute?!” you asked with a hint of aggressive affection, making freminet a little surprised. were his old photos that cute? it wasn’t even close to good… he thought.

after a few minutes of trying to calm down, you flipped to the next page, revealing the younger freminet hugging his penguin plushie while sleeping so serenely. and he looked so pretty too…

“i don’t remember this photo.” freminet said quietly, observing his younger sleeping self. “did lyney take it without my knowledge?” he asked again, quietly, as if he was asking himself.

“why are you suddenly whispering?” you suddenly asked, accidentally breaking the silence and cracking a smile. “oh, uh—”

“i just didn’t want to wake him up.” he joked while pointing at his younger self in the picture, making you laugh a little and nudging his shoulder playfully. “are you always like this? lookin’ so pretty when you were asleep?”

“s-stop…” he mumbled, clearly getting overwhelmed by each of your compliments. “don’t ‘s-stop’ me! just admit that you’re not just a pretty crier, but a pretty sleeper too!”

as time goes by, you spend hours looking at the childhood album photo with your boyfriend. you couldn’t stop squealing and showering him with so much affection and kisses, and it made him blush hard for the rest of the day. it’s not your fault that he’s so goddamn adorable.

another note ; IM BACK!! omg finally WUAUAUUA it took so long to write this smh…. i miss writinf so much.. kinda fell in love with this new theme ngl

likes, comments & reblogs are appreciated ! ♡

— © strkyoo, 2023.

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candyredmusings · 2 months

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Bioshock Splicer Starters

Assortment of dialogue taken from the a from two types of Splicers in the first Bioshock game; Baby Jane and the Breadwinner

Other Bioshock Splicer starters: TBA [Dr. Grossman & Lady Smith] [Pigskin & Rosebud] [Toasty & Waders]

Baby Jane

Get away from my face! Not on my face!"

"Oh! Oh, God damn it!"

"Look at yourself! And you would do it too!"

"Talentless?! BORING?!"

"You don't deserve this!"

"I'm a star, not you!"

"You're jealous, jealous!"

"Why did you cut me?! Why?!"

"You did this to me! You!"

"I deserve it, you fuck!"

"Give me the part, you bastard!"

"Off. My. Stage! GET OFF!"

"Stop ogling me!"

"You're making me lose my place! STOP IT!"

"No, it's not perfect, AGAIN!"

"He's standing in the wrong place!"

"Get your FAT. HANDS. AWAY FROM ME!"

"Just say something, goddammit!"

"What's that? Is it him?!"

"I smell something nasty."

"Is that someone naughty?"

"Honey? Is that you…?"

"I heard that!"

"It hurts, it hurts…"

"Why did you…?"

"I'm sorry… We can do it together!"

"DARLING! I'M HOME EARLY!"

"I don't- I don't wanna- I don't wanna hear this… I- [Whimpering] I don't want to hear this…"

"Pretend you're not interested. They like that."

"Have it your way, you sleaze!"

"Well, that was good drama."

"Get a girl all bothered… for NOTHIN'!"

"That gets a girl's blood flowing."

"I'll be better next time! Please?! Don't go!"

"When we do meet, it's gonna be so nasty!"

"He's gone! They always leave…"

"When I murder you I'm gonna put your body in a dress!"

"My god, there's so much blood!"

"Aw, Jesus, what did you do to me?!"

"I'm NOT. DEALING WITH THIS!"

"No… No No No. Wha- What's- What's that? Oh, no no, no…"

"In the theater, a woman gets used to attention."

"She was up for the part as well, but then they found her in a salt pond."

"I was gonna be famous… now look at this dump!"

"Who needs to make it on Broadway? When you can make it here."

"What's the matter with me…? I'm pretty enough!"

"Hey fella'! Don't 'cha wanna take a walk with me?"

"Come on, baby! You told me you was gonna take care of me! Were you lying…?"

"I used to be beautiful. What happened to me?!"

"Why are you making this so hard for me?!"

"C'mere and say that to my face, you slimey bastard!"

"You wanna play with me?"

"Hello? Did you come to talk to me?"

"I can be nice if I want to…"

"Next time, work on your timing."

"Oh, and we were just getting to the best bit!"

"Tell me you love me! Go on, say it!"

"Just pretend, you imbecile!"

"You ruined me!"

"No one touches me! No one!"

"You won't touch me again!"

"Someone shou- should do this for me, someone should be doing this for me!"

Breadwinner

"Get out of my territory!"

"Amateur! Fuckin' amateur!"

"I'm top dog, you shit!"

"GET OUTA MY FUCKIN' OFFICE!"

"You come to my town?! To MY TOWN?!"

"You're a nobody! Nobody!"

"Who the hell is that?"

"Yeah? Well, you're fired! Ya got that?"

"I was right, I tell ya. I was right, god damn it."

"Come on. Gimme a break!"

"Come on. Just let me explain, will ya?"

"I'm too busy for this shit."

"Waste of my goddamn time."

"This isn't makin' me time OR money!"

"Goddammit, I'm bleeding!"

"Ahh. Ahh yeah, finally some service! Woo!"

"What happened to this thing?"

"Ha, it's my lucky day!"

"She should not have come here."

"Ah, a man can start a business down here, yeah. Now now, it's- it's not too late. I'll get to it."

"It's just a bad quarter. Naw, that's all. Yeah, market'll come back, huh? Yeah! Everything'll be fine. Yeah, it'll all be fine… Augh."

"I just gotta wait out the down cycle. I'm a success… I'm a fuckin' success!"

"I ain't afraid of failure… cause I ain'ts gonna fail!"

"These assholes don't get it. I'm a winner!"

"Came here to get rich… ain't gonna leave 'till I do!"

"Came down here with a dream… That dream's gonna happen."

"Aw, come on… they're gonna kill me if I lose you!"

"That's it? We're done?"

"You think that I'm dumb? Sure, sure, why not? You keep on thinkin' that."

"You think I wouldn't notice if you just waltzed in here? Huh?"

"I'll tell you what: I'll pay you to stay alive next time. How's that for a deal, you shit head."

"I earned this! Me!"

"You give it to me, you hear?"

"Just open your mouth."

"Ah, whose fault is this?"

"Look at this dump! Nothing left but nothing!"

#txt #ask prompts #sentence starters #rp memes #rp prompts #inbox memes #roleplay memes #rp meme #inbox prompts #roleplay prompts #source: bioshock

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merrycrisis-if · 9 months

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hello i just wanted to say that the scene with qiu outside the reunion feels like the "in another life, i would have really liked to do laundry and taxes with you" scene in eeaao in like. the best way possible i'm literally sobbing my eyes out at the feels and the right person wrong time trope AUGh

Oh yessss that was my second favorite scene in a movie where i loved all the scenes... You didn't ask but... My favorite scene was the googly-eye rocks.

I'm definitely honored that you see a parallel between Qiu and the EEAAO scene, because I definitely wanted a similar vibe of acknowledging that in life, one can take so many paths, and in the life that we didn't end up with someone we love, we can perhaps take comfort in the fact that in another life, we might have been "doing laundry and taxes" with that person.

Also the idea of realizing one doesn't need GRAND achievements—just the fulfilment/contentment of a simple, mundane life with someone you love, and the small joys tucked away in every corner might be enough. That's... very EEAAO and also very much Qiu's character arc, I feel.

#merry crisis #interactive fiction #if #asks #qiu

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saytrrose · 3 months

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Small question you're free to ignore but I'm curious.

What are all of your head cannons for Kinger and Queenie? :3

I have SO much so this definitely won’t be ALL of them but ramble time lets go some might be a bit suggestive because silly silly!!

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- Kinger and Queenie aren’t actually married, due to circus rules they’d had to have met in the circus because the erasure of memories but yes they were in a relationship and dated.

- While they don’t need to sleep, they still enjoy keeping up the schedule as if they do, in order to not go crazy over it. Kinger and Queenie usually spend their time in on or the others room though, as opposed to seperate.

- Kinger the type of mf to give Queenie a friendship bracelet and her say it’s lame and he almost cries and tries to take it back and then she puts it on her wrist and says no it hers (she cares she’s so bad at showing it)

- Queenie get jealous easily and Kinger can’t wrap his head around the concept of jealousy

- Kinger is Vegetarian and Queenie finds it weird

- Kinger is your token cishet white man

- I lied he’s maybe bisexual but won’t admit it

- Queenie is a trans woman AUGH❗️❗️

- I genuinely love the theory on Kinger and Queenie being the originally beta testers and the first of everyone to enter the circus. And for my peeps that love religious imagery esp tied to tadc- then you could think of them as Adam and Eve, the firsts and Queenie being the first to abstract aka a way to resemble the betrayal of sorts.

- Kinger hates chess and Queenie doesn’t know how to play

- Old music fans ❤️❗️ Frank Sinatra plays and Queenie is dragging Kinger to dance with her

- Oh yeah, good dancers. But traditional dancing of course.

- Kingers “bug” collection is actually glitches within the circus, not genuine bugs. Like the glitched potted plant, he picks up glitched items or “bugs” and collects them in his room.

- Pls pls projecting Queenie was a motorcycle girlie

- Kingers autistic, but Queenie is not

- Kinger also has paranoid schizophrenia and ADHD, Queenie is bipolar

- Made a comic on this one, Queenie always made pillow forts and eventually invited Kinger into them, and taught him to make them.

- they are both married to me /j

- One time they were doing “adult relationship couple things” when Caine called everyone into the hallway and they accidentally rushed out of the room in one another’s robes instead of their own

- Kinger is a horrible liar and Queenie just gives him a look and he immediately spills everything he’s thinking about

- Queenie is a hello kitty fan

- First time!! Kissing!! Kinger leaned in to kiss Queenie for the first time and it was pretty quick and he was nervous, and Queenie grabbed his face and told him to calm down and whispered if he’s ever kissed someone before, and he said he doesn’t think he has so Queenie gave him a good cute little “tutorial” on that.

- Translation: THEY MADE OUT GANG!!

- Anytime there’s a snow themed adventure, Kinger likes to make a Snow Queenie (this applies to before and present day)

- Kinger is little spoon Queenie is big spoon

- Very clingy- they both are very clingy it’s just Queenie is the only possessive one over it.

- Kinger randomly mutters to himself “Queenie would love this”

- They aren’t afraid to always perform pda around the others, hugging/kissing/nuzzling into one another and the only one brave enough to comment on it would be Kaufmo who I personally think hates viewing affection in the slightest and he’d later get whooped by Queenie

- Kingers a service top/sub

- Queenies a bratty bottom/top

- They can both be switches why not

- Queenie loves plushies

- I’m getting tired so I’ll stop here this isn’t even most of them or a lot hhhh

#tadc #the amazing digital circus #kinger #tadc kinger #queenie #tadc queenie #headcanons #tadc headcanons #!!!#yuh

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triple-asstro · 1 year

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One Step At A Time

one step at a time (ao3 version)

summary: A TLOU2 AU where you and Leon live on a farm and herd sheep. Domestically.

mentions: you having a child (if that's not your thing, that's fine. go check out groceries if you want leon fluff)

pair: domestic!leon x reader

a/n: i just finished tlou2 and this idea popped in my head, so (istg im pumping these out faster than a goddamn cheetah). anyway hope you enjoy this and i have a big surprise coming up, are you ready for it?

words: 1.6k

A crack echoed from your back as you stretched from your bed. The texture of the wool blanket caressed your skin along with the silk sheets. You barely slept at all last night. The sunshine leaked through the curtains, blinding you as soon as you got up from the mattress. Dressed in your white henley shirt, Leon’s beige fur coat and sports shorts you substituted for pajamas, you wandered around in a still drowsy state, shambling through the hallway. The soft echoing noises of a baby slightly knocks you out of it, filling some energy into your brain, enough to walk to the end of the hallway and open a door.

The door opened to a wriggling baby, bundled in a yellow blanket adored with illustrations of flowers. As you creeped into the room, you approached your sleepy bundle, peering into the crib it was resting in. Your baby was slightly asleep, a moment where it was not quite asleep, but not quite awake; where sleep and awareness were two sides, slowly being pulled from one side to another.

“Hello, bubs. How’s your sleep, huh?” you cooed, softly pinching their cheek. They smiled widely at your touch, their small teeth peering through their lips. You smiled back at the oh so adorable gesture, swaddling them into your arms as their head rested on your shoulder. “Sounds like a good sleep, mind giving that to some of your dear old parent huh? Could certainly use it…”

You left the room, heading down the rickety wooden stairs and into the kitchen, where the sounds of water running and dishes clattering whacked you in a waft of confusion. You approached the kitchen doorway to see Leon, dressed in a comfortable black turtleneck and blue jeans with a polka-dotted apron tied around his neck.

It was odd to see him like this, acting so domestic. After your encounter with him involving the Los Illuminados cult and both getting infected and de-infected with Las Plagas, he had his heart set on what to do after the mission was over. Move out to the countryside herding sheep and have a family. As ludicrous as it seemed, it was another deep desire of Leon’s. After going on numerous missions, fending off infected monsters and inhumane mutations no human should ever witness, a domestic life seemed like a rarity. A routine that Leon would yearn from afar but never get to experience. Washing dishes, playing with your child as they wobble about the room, getting them dressed, hanging laundry; these tasks may seem mundane to you or me, but to Leon, they seemed like gold.

“Well, isn’t this a rare sight, birdie?” you whispered to your child. “Papa’s doing the dishes. If that’s happening, who knows what else could.”

Leon chuckled at your teasing, turning his head over his shoulder. “They aren’t going to get done unless Papa does it.”

“Augh!” you groaned, dramatically placing a hand on your chest, wobbling over to Leon. “Birdie, help me! Your papa insults me!”

You wrapped your arms around his waist, swaying back and forth. “He’s lucky I love him so much.”

“Indeed I am.” he responded, setting the dishes down and planting a kiss on your hand.

“Hey.” he said, smiling fondly. “You’re wearing my jacket.”

“Hey. Why yes I am,” you repeated, copying the same expression. “How are the dishes?”

“Hold on,” he paused, holding one to his ear. “Yep, doing good.”

You giggled at the joke, your baby mimicking your laughter. “Alright, pretty boy. Do you wanna hold ‘em?”

“Is that even a question?” he stated, accepting the baby as you handed them over. “How’s my kiddo doing?”

It gurgled towards him, a response that made you laugh even more and made his smile grow wider. This moment, though it happened multiple times even in the same day, was a moment you would willingly indent into your eyelids just so you could see it every waking second. You prayed that memory wouldn’t let this one go, while the rest slowly faded away.

“Hey, Leon. Would you perhaps, be interested in a-”

Before you could finish, a ringing echoed from the living room. Leon tried to rush for the phone, but you put your hand up, signalling him to stand still as you approached the phone, its table cluttered with tablecloths and letters from Ashley and Sherry, the latter having escaped from government custody and staying with Ashley.

“Hello, who is this?”

“Oh, it’s you.” a voice spoke. It was a voice you recognized quite well. It was Ingrid’s.

“What are you calling for?”

“The President’s got another mission for Leon, could you-”

“No.”

“Look, you can’t keep doing this. The President needs him, we need him. He’s able to handle these missions in a way no others can!”

“Fat chance, Ingrid. He’s just fine. With me and our family. He’s not just some puppet you can send wherever you want while having him suffer and then just ask him to do it again like nothing happened.”

“Fine, I’m not saying you’re wrong. Just relay the message onto him, give him the choice to stay or go. You don’t own him, remember.”

“I will. Thanks, Hunnigan.” you said, hanging up the phone. You shakily sighed, your heart practically pounding against your chest as you returned back to Leon, a smug grin plastered on his face. “It was Hunnigan. They’re…The President’s got another mission for you, if you’re up to-”

“No, I’m good.”

“That’s what I said. I thought I’d give you the chance to accept or refuse.”

Leon looked at you with a concerned expression, holding the baby closer. “You think I’d go back to that and leave this behind? You must think of me as a crazy man.”

“You have jumped across chandeliers, lest you forget, pretty boy.”

“Yeah yeah." he said, a lovesick grin plastered on his face. "Now, about your proposition, lay it on.”

“How about we herd the sheep together? Whoever herds the most sheep wins.”

“Wins what?”

“The pint of icecream in the fridge. Entire thing.”

Before you could finish your sentence, Leon was already heading out of the door, rushing towards the field before you could even breathe. You followed after him, hopping over the gate you had keeping the sheep from fleeing too far. When you got to your first sheep, you already saw him herd three.

“That’s three.”

“Oh, no fair! You practically ran out here. Where did you put Birdie?”

Leon sighed, turning his shoudler to reveal the baby strapped to his back, waving its tiny hand towards you.

“Okay, that’s adorable. And you’re on, Kennedy.”

With that, you rushed over towards three sheep, directing them into the barn. You looked back, seeing Leon attempting to herd one sheep to no avail, leaving a disappointed expression on his face.

“Not that easy, is it, pretty boy?” you teased, herding two more sheep into the barn. You, 3. Leon, 3. It was tied and as the sheep narrowed in number, the competitiveness only increased. Soon, there was one sheep left. You, 6. Leon, 6. Both of you rushed towards it, attempting to get its attention to follow you back into the barn. You tried to aim for the sheep’s chin, planning to grab it and calmly lead it to the barn. You saw Leon dart his hand towards it, only for you to grab it and swiftly lead it away and into the barn, a mini-fanfare echoed in your mind.

As you led the sheep into the barn, petting it on the head, it rushed towards a mud puddle, splashing some water on your hand. But as you looked at your hand, the water morphed into blood. Blood that was leaking out of your mouth. Something struck you still, freezing your limbs and numbing your brain. You felt blood dripping from your nose and onto your hand, the reflection of the blood vessels in your eyes swelling appeared in the mud puddle. You couldn’t hear anything, not even Leon’s confused calls.

“Hello?” you called. You felt a prick in your mind, a scratching sensation echoed all over your body. Groaning in pain, you fell limp, only being able to writhe in the ground. You couldn’t breathe, as if you did, it’d felt like breathing in razor blades. Your heart kept straining, your breathing became panthing, desperately trying to get any air in your lungs. Then, your breaths turned into screaming. Screaming for any end to this seemingly never ending pain.

Leon rushed to your side, resting his hands on your shoulders as your screams died down. He slowly breathed in and out, motioning you to do the same. Eventually, your breathing went back to normal, but the thoughts didn’t.

“They’re coming more often, aren’t they?” he asked. You nodded, remembering a similar incident last night where a broken radio and some blood triggered memories you locked behind a vault. Thankfully, your screams weren’t loud enough to awake your baby that seemingly sleeps like a rock.

“Hey, don’t feel ashamed. You can’t control when these things happen. No one said it was going to be easy, but we can get through it. Together.”

“I’m sorry…” you sighed out, tears already beginning to form your eyes. “I wish I could just put it behind me. It’s probably not easier for you, but I can’t handle it.”

“No one can. What we both went through is something no one could handle. But, we made it. Of course, just because we made it doesn’t mean we made it in one piece. We’re still alive, but we weren’t living. That’s why we moved here, and had this kiddo. I’ll handle every incident, every panic, everything, if it means I get to embrace you for just one more day.”

You sighed, letting a few tears out. “Okay, pretty boy. Thank you. Oh, and you can have the ice cream.”

“No, you won. Fair and square, you can have it.”

“Oh, please you need it more than me.”

“Share it?”

“Share it.”

#leon kennedy x reader #leon kennedy #leon kennedy fanfic #resident evil #resident evil 4 #resident evil fanfiction

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wasyago · 8 months

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episode 110 spoilers

just like, random thoughts and stuff, mostly bits that i remembered

i sat down to write this i forgot everything oh my god--

in chip's flashback. the black rose pirates following the king to the big sakura tree, and arlin holding baby chip's hand. this. the cutest shit ever, i think i almost cried at the image of this big badass group of pirates and this itty bitty child led gently by his hand. even if i didn't cry before i sure will right now, baby chip you're so dear to me...

QUEEN! they didn't remember anything aughhhhh 😭😭😭😭 and their and chip's little talk about how they're going to put the pieces together :( and their hug :(

whatever drey, finn and earl are doing on the ship... like, what? hello? glad they're having fun tho lol. also wait hold on a second. how did drey answer the call? i mean, probably with his leg or something, if i had to guess. or maybe finn held it up for him. not sure if finn is at it enough to be able to answer the shell by himself, so earl and drey are the only ones who can actually use it. and seing how earl is in a... predicament. hm.

jay saying that when she looks at gillion she sees family. AUGHHHHHHHHHH AUGH AUGH OUGH jay ferin i love you. and this is so important to me not only because like hell yes they're more than friends they're a family, but also for jay of all people, considering her relationship with her blood tied family and how complicated her relationship with this word is.

also girl please do something about your leg, im begging you. the bone is visible, this shit is not going to heal up by itself. i dont know how you're still limping around this must hurt so bad. i guess adrenalin maybe, but still. at least get some bandages or something, i don't know... what is it with jay and her legs actually. she fell off a roof in edison kingdom and landed on a piece of metal that fucked up her leg, and now this.

oh my god niklaus, how could i forget about my babygirl. i mean, what can i say i love this guy. i dont know how many times ive relistened to his intro song, but definitely more than i should've... um. there was a lot of big important lore that i don't have the brain capacity to process rn.... i want to say that niki is the nameless prince and/or the thing trapped in the hole in the sea. because he can only interact with one person at a time by inviting them to his pocket dimension (even with jay it was said that the time around her stopped while she was talking with niklaus), implying that niki is trapped somewhere and this is the only constricted way he can interact with the world. and to answer chip's questions he said he wants freedom more than anything, again implying that right now he doesn't have this freedom. which makes sense, right? but then, the big bad thing was supposedly trapped thousands of years ago (i think?), but niklaus was a world famous pirate lord not so long ago and not trapped anywhere, so.....? idk im probably missing something. can't for the life of me find the moment where they read the nameless prince book so like, whatever.

that moment where jay talked to chip about how she thinks its all her fault and she should've just gave up her arm and leg. and how chip reassures her....... them 🥺🤲 kind of inspired by that post abt chip and jay i reblogged earlier, but these two talking about their emotions and feelings is so dear to me. just, being human with each other and opening up. gill is great ofc, but i feel like for these two its much easier to talk to each other to feel understood and heard. i love them.....

chip is still very much dead and probably won't be resurrected any time soon, so... hooray new undead chip design! but also oh my god my poor boy... forever 19... (also charlie and condi being surprised that chip is only 19. yeah </3) my poor guy my poor baby, he sounds so beaten and depressed in the beginning of the episode, its just breaking my heart qwq...

star and zamia <333 hehe

chip trying to marry igneous. lol. darling chill out, you just got out of one unsuccessful marriage and it didn't teach you anything, you're dead, you're only 19, you've known this guy for like, 2 days? don't get me wrong, godspeed to chip, but cmon man take him out to dinner first or something

and uhhh. the end, that's all i got

#yagotalk #jrwi riptide spoilers #jrwi spoilers #riptide spoilers

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ash-and-starlight · 7 months

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hi. So. I feel like I’ve reblogged enough of your art going rabid and screaming about it to actually come here and just tell you. Your art…. I am forever indebted to it. I’m not even joking rn I literally saw your art, realised the link was to tumblr and said: yep. I’m getting tumblr now. I could literally (I’m honestly not exaggerating) write a thesis about how much I love your art buuuuut I feel like that may come across as mildly creepy so I’ll limit it to one ask. Your art is absolutely BREATHTAKING. I cannot express how much I adore it with a passion. Every single time I see it I literally screech and grip my pillows and roll around and cry. You are one of the most talented artists I’ve ever come across. Like I don’t think u understand the sheer POWER that u hold. It’s unmatched, truly. I’ve literally never been so affected by someone’s art in my LIFE and if you ask anyone I know irl who ash is they’ll say: oh it’s that one artist who Sofia is batshit crazy about. You have the most incredible understanding of colours, anatomy, dynamics & poses, linework, emoTIONS, I could go on forever ever. I just hope you know how beloved you are in my eyes and everyone else’s, like we ADORE you and your art. Anyway to summarise this possibly stalker-ish ask. You’re literally the best person ever and your art is my reason to keep going. THANK YOU FOREVER !!! <3333

HIII!! god your tags had me giggling and blushing and kicking my legs for the past few days thank you so muuuuchhh you have no idea how much that means to me 😭😭 and giggling weeping crying abt this message too hello this IS an essay it’s even better than an essay okay!!! holy shit!!?? augh thank youuu thank you thank you so much i have no words like my brain is now just [very loud boiling teapot whistle]

i will think abt this forever and ever, i’m so glad you like my art that much and to know that it affects you so deeply thank you THANKKKK YOUU for taking time to reach out and write so many nice things omg 😭😭

also right back @ u?? im still shook by how you can draw so fast and consistently Good like your style is so distinctive, dynamic and full of life actually let me go get eye enlargement surgery to look at it more

aaaudhshshgds tysm again i’m going to print out your words 2947373 times and use them as wallpaper on my entire house

#WILL NEVER BE NORMAL AGAIN THANK YOOOUUUUUU #ash replies

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poetryandfluffycats · 6 days

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hello could i req some sub kaoru with a fem reader edging and praising him while he's tied up? pls if that's not too much <3

A/N: 3 posts in a week??? no way. I was saving this for kaorus day on NSFW month but I felt like making smth else for that. enjoy!

Pairing: Kaoru Hakaze x fem!reader

Content: Kaorus such a pretty boy, oh the fun you could have with him...

Warnings: NSFW, bondage, tiny bit of edging, handjobs, brief blowjob(?), biting, mild pain play

Words: 494

NSFW oneshot under cut!

Pretty Boy~

This was going to be so much fun.

Kaoru was such a pretty boy, all of the woman-and even some of the men-of ES were aware of that. He was so sweet and charming, always ready to fire off a flirtatious joke at any woman that came his way, and he was so, very good looking. Sharp jawline, dark eyes, long and silky blond hair, that tan surfer body... like a real-life Ken doll. The thought of him, and what he might be like in bed, was enough to send the most conservative woman into fits of giggles, the most straight-laced men into the most erotic daydreams...

It was a real shame he was actually a huge masochist.

/-------

"Augh!-Mmmmph-"

Kaorus cry's and moans were muffled by the ball gag strapped to his face. His hands were bound behind his head and his were ankles tied to the end of the bed with thick black rope, leaving his throbbing erection on full display for you.

"What's wrong, dear? Can't handle it?~" You teased, running the tip of your nail up his shaft, earning another muffled cry of pleasure from him. "You're so good for me, poor baby" You cooed, taking his length in your hand.

He threw his head back in another messy moan, his hips thrusting upwards to meet your strokes. His mind was a mess, his thoughts consumed by you and the way you touched him. So firm, so teasing, yet also so gentle and loving. You knew just how to make him fall apart, how to make him crumble beneath you.

You leaned forward, licking a stripe down from his tip, to his balls, then down to the muscled flesh of his thighs. You bit down hard, sucking a deep purple hickeys into the area as you continued your rough strokes to his length.

"Y-you bitch!" He cried out, or at least tired to. It came out as more of a muffled babble, to which you found adorable.

You pulled back, removing your mouth from his thigh and your hand from his cock. A string of saliva and a tiny bit of blood connected to the bite mark dripped down your lips, which were turning upwards into a grin at the look of pure desperation on your lovers face. His eyes were blown wide with lust, chest heaving with each breath as he struggled against the restraints.

It was kinda funny, actually. He had been the one to beg you to do this and here he was, whining and cussing like a bratty child.

"I think that's enough for now, unless you plan on being a good boy for me?" You purred, moving to straddle his hips.

Kaorus eyes shot open in a glare, his mouth opening and closing in another muffled attempt to cuss you out. His anger only made you chuckle, however.

You had been right. This was the most fun you'd ever had.

#ensemble stars #ensemble stars x reader #enstars #enstars x reader #oneshot #ensemble stars smut #ensemble stars oneshot #enstars smut #kaoru hakaze smut #kaoru hakaze x reader #kaoru x reader #kaoru hakaze #y/n x enstars #x reader #writers #writers on tumblr #undead x reader

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tmbg-tournie · 4 months

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PRI👏VA👏CY👏 GLASS👏

actually speaking of which, any other specific moments in tmbg songs that scratch your brain? for me i love the melody of “now let’s toast the sad cold fact/ our love’s never coming back” in narrow your eyes. (mod lain doesn’t have to answer since they already kinda did but if they have another example go ahead! ☺️)

Both of us like talking too much to pass up an ask so

Goober: In Sapphire Bullets of Pure Love when they’re all like “John I’ve been bad, and there coming after me/ Done someone wrong and I fear that it was me” LIKE HELLO? The entirety of Three Might Be Duende, the entirety of I’ll Sink Manhattan but specifically “Burn your forget-me-nots/ Admit that true love can die/ No, I won't apologize, my love, just kiss me goodbye” HELP I LOVE TMBG

Lain: oh my god YES okay so there's:

- the PRI VA CY GLASS (and the PLANES IN THE SKY) from dark and metric as previously mentioned

- the part in Wearing A Raincoat where he does the chorus but instead of being the same as the other times it goes into 3/4 for a few measures and then back to 4/4 the little switchup idk if im explaining it good but AUGH that shit is so cool

- "HE WON'T EVEN TALK TO ME NOOOOW BUT THAT'S OKAAAAY CUZ I'M SICKA THAT GUY" from Rest Awhile

- "i must be siiilent MUST cooontain my secret smile" and "in the allegooory of the PEO PLE IN THE-CAVE BY THE-GREEK GUY" from no one knows my plan

- the way he goes "HELLOO!! EXCUSSE MEE HEYYYYY" in the live version of They Got Lost

#ask box #mod goober #mod lain #yayyyyy

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raidens-bitch · 8 months

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hello, could I request a romantic one shot of (mk11) light Raiden with a chaosrealmer male reader?

Hahaha this will be funnnn

"Hahahahahah!"

The hysterical laugh echoed through the halls as you walked through them.

"halt! Chaosrealmer"

Liu Kang said, you kept walking, as you never took any orders from nobody. You only stopped in your tracks when lightning struck you setting your nerves on fire.

"augh!"

You said, arching your back painfully, falling in arms of the Thunder god.

"dog rednuht uoy knaht"

Chaosrealmers spoke backwards, pretty much like netherrealmers, therefore, it was pretty common for earthrealmers to not understand a flying fuck of what you've said.

"what is a child of Chaos doing in Earthrealm?."

You rolled your eyes. You truly hated answering long questions.

"it is forbidden for one to request for help? Thunder god"

You said, your attire showing your status of an Outworld noble.

"why would one of Shao Khan's allies seek for help?"

Asked Kung Lao. You bursted out laughing.

"oh you poor little human, everybody knows that Shao Khan doesn't have any allies, he has servants...and servitude, tch tch"

You said, shaking your head side to side.

"I'm not here due to Shao Khan...my main problem is Havik."

...

From that day, you were a protégé of the Thunder God, though you mainly stayed with the Special Forces new recruits, Cassie, Jaqui, Takeda and Jin (you discovered that everywhere they went chaos ensured), you visited the man sometimes, mainly to see how was he doing after murdering one of his own of his non biological kids and attend the death of the other.

"Nishishishishi, your head is fogged again, my dear."

you said, it was your way to fluster the white haired. He sighed, looking at the altar dedicated to his children with wonder, then looking back at you. You became serious, loosing the amusement instantly as you saw his sad face.

"Quan Chi enslaved them"

He said, your face turned of one of pure rage. Slaves were not only victims of abuse, but also of a system. So unnatural, the privacy of freedom was a thing that you couldn't stand as an anarchist. You smiled at him.

"But we can take them back right? We can revive them. We can unrevenant them or whatever."

The Thunder god hugged you tightly. You laughed as you felt your ribbs crack at the pressure but not brake. Wrapping your legs around his waist, when the God looked up (loosing his hat and hoodie before the hug) he kissed you. You could only just take it, shocked, feeling his soft lips against yours. This man was everything you hated. Lack of sense of humour, he never let himself go of his emotional restraints, he followed all the God rules like they were the most important thing. But at the same time you loved him, you loved how he complimented your chaotic existence, and aren't better the loves that are forbidden? You kissed him back, drinking his grunts and moans, loving how his breath became erratic.

"Be mine, (S/O)."

You laughed.

"Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no"

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mintmoth · 1 year

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Hello I’m rather embarrassed to send this to you because I haven’t admitted out loud that I really like twst but I drew Chrys! She’s just very neat to me

JSSBASBISNAK OH MY GOD!!!! 😭😭😭 LOOK AT HER SHE LOOKS SO CUTE I love this thank you so much??

But also ommg don't feel embarrassed at all, twst is very fun and silly, and I hope you're able to have a lot of fun with it and draw even more cool stuff!!

Just AUGH I woke up late today after a bad night and this is such an amazing thing to wake up to 😭😭😭

#ask #nobodyfearspercy #twisted wonderland #twst wonderland #twst #chrys mc

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rulanarinrush · 24 days

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Xanruko week day 1. prompt: despair. While I've sworn off putting my writing up on tumbIr due to its Al policy, I want to help support xanruko week, so I'll post days 1 and 3 here. The rest will be on my ao3, as some will contain content with mature topics.

fic below the cut. If you want to support me, here is the ao3 link where you can kudo and leave a comment. I'm much more active there so if you need to say something I'm more likely to see it.

here is the link to the xanruko week prompts. thank you to riza for hosting this event!

When she opens her eyes again, she knows what to do. The survival knife in the drawer, check. Composure? Check. Emotions?

Check. She’s seen them all dead before. It’s like he said— she’ll get used to it, eventually.

She has to.

She turns the corner in one swift movement, and–

“Augh!”

Déjà vu. There was something she forgot.

There’s a sort of bitter irony to this. Of course she forgot. After everything, five murder cases, twenty-three days, of course she just… forgot this. She jerks back, not from the collision, but from how overwhelming it is to feel him again. Skin on skin, bloodless, solid. No blade between them, his warmth and scent all too familiar.

Instinctively, she wants to hold him– and her heart rampages at the thought. She should smack him. Shake him down good. He betrayed her; he’s the start and end of her.

Happiness is, like all things with her, fleeting.

He’s wobbling on his feet. Oh right, he’s going to faint now, isn’t that how this goes?

Maybe if she could forgive Xander for making her care, she would apologize. But he is nothing if not utterly brilliant, and she is the fool that falls for it every time.

As Teruko loves to feel nothing at all, this transgression is unforgivable.

So as to not be cruel, she does not bother to ask about his wellbeing– she knows the answer. His first meeting with her will always start with pain and end in death. But no matter how hard she tries to act, unlike Xander and David, Teruko is not a good actor. The star of the show, but no one can really hate those that die after falling into her orbit.

She does not allow him to fall down this time. As he tips backwards, she reaches out to him— something she has always, always wanted to do.

Xander doesn’t let her linger on his unconscious face too long. His eye color switches from dusk to dawn, and it really is like a light turning on, except Xander always seems to have a bright facade to show her.

Out of all the actors in this show, Xander was the best one. Or maybe her rosy view was distorted by the optimism he instilled in her, the way he made her feel wanted. Like he knew all her secrets and she knew nothing at all.

“Um,” he mumbles. “Hello, Miss…”

Oh. She’s been staring.

Before her are two options. There’s the easy one and the hard one. If Teruko were a better person— if she were like a person at all, really, and not the concept of death and impermanence itself, she might have had it in her to try— because really, she’s not afraid to admit this now:

Teruko Tawaki really, really loved Xander Matthews.

And this is the lie: she is fine with him betraying her, because she knows she’ll survive in the end.

So she picks the only road she’s ever chosen— the same one. “Oh, sorry. I’ve been staring, haven’t I? It’s nice to meet you. Sorry for bumping into you earlier. My name is…”

Teruko Tawaki has always been the pessimist to his optimist, but she has to wonder: was it that he was always plotting to kill her? The note was the trigger, yes, handwriting that only he could have known, given that it had no effect on her or Min, but even so, nothing in his demeanor changed from the first night to the second.

It couldn’t be. That’s what she foolishly wants to believe, watching Xander introduce himself to his thorny classmates. She watches the flash of emotions, the real feelings, waits for those signs of trickery.

She wants to believe she’s doing the right thing.

She can’t.

“Ugh,” he grumbles, cheeks dusted peach pink. “They’re all so rude! What did we do to give them such a bad first impression?”

You’re kind. That’s it. You have a good soul and they want to step on it and crush it under their sin-stained heels.

But not before you crush me first.

“I don’t know,” Teruko lies. “But don’t worry. We should try to give them a chance, right?”

He smiles in return, grinning like the bright sun, and Teruko thinks of a glinting knife’s edge.

She doesn’t want to indulge. She doesn’t want to feel the pain of loss. Better to have never experienced than to have lost.

But she knows that is a road lost to her. He ruined her, and she, in turn, will ruin everyone and everything. And so when the scales must be tipped, and Teruko finally has a choice, she wants to be happy rather than be brave.

Because this is the truth: no matter how much good you try to fill in the world, her existence is that of evil. If evil is everything that goes against the happiness of others, if evil is everything that strips away the autonomy of others, then Teruko is evil itself. So if Xander wants to fill this world with good, his decision to try to kill her was natural— but he is a servant of platitudes, and she is the devil itself, so whether they like it or not, his defeat is inevitable. He never had a choice to begin with.

This may seem strange. In every story, “good” is destined to defeat “evil”, and Teruko has no objections to this. Maybe she should be mad; twenty years of long struggle rendered a waste, efforts mercilessly destroyed by the hero.

But love is oh so effective. God is dead and all the devil has left of her is her lookalike servant. In the short period of time she had with him, she let him in, and left clearly understanding: she was not meant for love. The effort was pointless to begin with. She is glad for it.

The rest of the killing game taught her this: it is ineffective to try not to feel. Feelings are inevitable. Care is inevitable. Every tragedy must repeat itself.

So as she watches him laugh and make jokes with the others, that wide grin, the happiness in his eye, all she can do is match his smile like a coward.

Teruko isn’t supposed to be this cruel. She’s supposed to at least attempt to save him. But as he pulls her into the infirmary, Teruko doesn’t want that. All she wants is to enjoy the little time he has left.

Once Eden leaves, she knows what’s coming. No matter how much she wishes for it, Teruko cannot stop time. But she can allow herself to feel. This is the one good thing Xander gave her.

He flushes when Teruko runs her fingers over his hand. “Miss Teruko?”

“You know we’re alone, right?” Then she looks him in the eye— he flinches. She doesn’t feel good about it. Teruko keeps this truth about him close, like the pain he gave her. “Why don’t you just whisper it to me now, while we’re alone?”

His throat bobs. She wants to kiss that unblemished skin. Teruko is glad and disheartened and oh so giddy for this moment. She is no closer to getting the truth she seeks, but she knows now, with absolute certainty— as it will ruin her to kill him, it would have completely destroyed him if he killed her. Maybe that’s why he foolishly walked towards death. The moment he struck her, he died.

“Sorry, Miss Teruko,” Xander tries foolishly. “I… want some time to think the plan over.”

He doesn’t try to weasel out of her grasp though. Teruko doesn’t let go. Xander lost some color when she challenged his intentions earlier, but he still looks happy to be with her. This could almost be romantic. “Miss Teruko, your hand…”

“You’re so impatient, Xander. What if I have something to say?”

He stumbles over his words like a schoolboy with a crush. “Is it… is it necessary to hold my hand while doing this?”

“Do you want me to let go?”

Xander’s face goes sanguine. “I… I had no idea you were such a tease, Miss Teruko!”

“Who says I’m joking?”

He squeaks as she brings her face closer to his. Xander is dizzyingly close, smelling faintly of the scent of soap and gunpowder. Care and violence. “You seem to get hurt a lot, Xander. This is the second time we’ve met in the infirmary. Take care of yourself, okay?”

However much this hurts him, it hurts Teruko more. Vulnerability has never come easy to Teruko. And she holds on, holds on to that flash of sorrow in his eye, that regret, and that flustered love.

She doesn’t even tell him the important thing: you are my friend. No matter what happens, that won’t change.

Time passes all too quickly. This is it. All good things must come and go, and this time, this is the path Teruko has chosen.

This is what despair is. Terror is realizing that you have made a mistake. Horror is realizing that you cannot undo that mistake.

Despair is choosing not to even attempt to find a way out of that mistake. Give in and love that outcome.

“Hey… Xander?”

“Yes, Miss Teruko?”

She swallows. There are a million things she could say.

I’msorryIloveyouForgivemeForgivemeIwishthingscouldbedifferentIwishIcouldhavesavedyouGoodnight,Xander.

So instead the genuinely happy girl says, “I’m glad I met you. Even if you don’t feel the same— even if you were only kind to me as a way to get me to let my guard down— I don’t regret it at all.”

Teruko doesn’t let herself observe his reaction, turning her back as his eye starts to widen with shock. The monitors are pitch black, comforting shades of darkness. This time, she’ll keep her back turned. Remember that golden happiness reflected in his eye. It’s okay, even if it isn’t. His feelings are real, and so are hers. She can trust that, if nothing else in the universe.

“So.” Teruko tries to put on a brave face, even if he won’t see it. Her stomach throbs. “What sort of plan did you have?”

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