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i bring you: current endersmile hopium brainrot, colorized
dream PLS
#soul doodles#endersmile#i may main tag later it depends#im of the strong belief that the only reason dream hasn't revived ranboo yet is bc NO ONE HAS TOLD HIM HE'S DEAD DEAD#so it'd be hilarious if the knights of hope confront him for the book and dream just screams internally bc FUCK#c!dream's an evil lil bastard man but he is a GOOD ally and there's been numerous hints of him caring a lot about ranboo's safety so HOPIUM#there's gotta be a reason why deadboo/boo is waiting on HIM and wondering if HE is even trying and why he got excited spotting md#he's lost faith in the majority of the server even remembering him and yet he still holds onto hope about dream and i WILL cry about it#dream just needs to be TOLD he's dead dead and be given a good excuse/cover to revive(both of which knights of hope can provide easily)#also i want reviveboo to be jaded af about being abandoned and stick w dream and punz more next season he deserves it /pos#i apologize for my crap handwriting in messy brush
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I think it's mad suspicious that people are quick to jump to believing Daigo is definitely only or very into women based on him being a cabaret club once onscreen, and that Mine is definitely into women because his secretary. Never mind one of these characters had an onscreen love confession about the other man because they don't even want to acknowledge it as something that was 100% romantic. Idk HOW so many insecure men started stapling themselves to Mine (oh it's probably the sigma grindset) but here we are I guess 💀 People can see things how they want, but... there's some braindead Reddit posts/threads about both of them on this topic.
My favorite moment was when one guy started projecting onto Mine saying he only dates supermodels 😭 Mans had a whole ass speech about hating fakeness, feeling unfulfilled and uninterested in the wealthy life of money and women, and longed for a genuine relationship. All of that? I don't know her.
they could have had mine and daigo make out for 5 minutes straight on screen in 4k and there would still be people arguing either of them were straight. but for a Real Talk and rambling moment look below the cut 🥴
i think the funniest bit about people saying mine's straight is when they reference the line where he says he could have any woman with all the money he collected- but that line like. is Immediately followed up by him saying he wasnt happy that way and judging by the rest of his speech, we can deduce he was just doing what he assumed would make him happy based on societal norms of having money, power, and women.
and theres nothing bad about saying mine's slept with women btw- i wouldnt turn the idea away, esp if you wanna consider it as comphet behavior. but even despite all that, it's really hard to say that mine didn't love daigo romantically when in official rgg guides and rggo stories it was stated one way or another that mine explicitly fell in love with daigo, the phrase being used only ever associated either with romantic feelings or immense adoration that you probably wouldn't use for a typical friend
also the bit about mine and his secretary is so funny cause i remember my friend- who didnt know a thing about rgg- was making me a mine amv as part of an art trade and when they saw him and katase they automatically assumed they were A Thing so i think its just instinctive heteronormativity: if man and woman on screen surely theyre together 🥴
with daigo it's so like. 🤷♀️ rgg's inability to have a woman on screen for more than five minutes without her dying kills them in shit like this cause aside from that cabaret scene where daigo's at his lowest and very-easily resorting to hedonistic practices to numb his pain, we never see him with another woman or even mention another woman. if you wanna add more to it, during an rggo story mine finds the concept of daigo spending the night with a woman instantly suspicious (for context, daigo was actually kidnapped and just lied to a bodyguard he was with a woman), suggesting that daigo isn't really known to do as such to people who really know him.
i forever live by the joke hc that he only ever hired hostesses just so he could vent and they contractually had to deal with him LMAO
#snap chats#i avoid reddit and general fandom talk for the most part it just gets messy and i dont deserve a headache#i love myself too much for that i just mind my business in my corner LMAO#ill never forget people misunderstanding mine's tattoo like thats how i knew reddit was hopeless#they focused on the supposed strength aspect of it opposed to the fact it was meant to represent mine's loyalty to daigo#literally one of The Most blatant In Your Face pieces of symbolism and they somehow still fucked that up#i dont trust people who say they relate to mine without actually understanding him#mine's whole motivation is love and wanting sincerity- money is just a tool for him#but as kiryu said he let it overtake him in a way#mine is a relatable character im not going to act like he isn't but you have to actually understand him to Get It yk#anyway im rambling and ive prob said some shit thats gonna stir a pot somehow somewhere#so ima just go and finish up a doodle i was doin
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AHHHH I NEED MORE KEEGAN IN MY LIFE PLEASE could you write some Keegan h/c?
Pairing: Keegan P Russ x fem! Reader
Warnings: just general stuff, language, bad driving, NSFW under the cut, mdni, spit kink
A/n: it’s not a lot, but it’s better than nothing😌 Keegan is such a bad bitch, he deserves more attention
• Starting off - I’m pretty sure that Keegan would want a civil partner; someone not related to military and actually as far as possible from all the war stuff. First of all, it’s to avoid having constant fear of losing you on the battlefield - it’s a highly dangerous job, sometimes coming out alive is not only a matter of skills, but also pure luck. Secondly, the amount of trauma and emotional damage Keegan carries is more than enough for two people - he needs someone grounded and, well, more stable, someone who will be able to give him a piece of blissful domestic life, faraway from all the constant war Keegan lives in.
• Always referring to you as his girl in conversations with other people or when introducing you to someone new. “That’s Y/n - my girl” “That’s for my girl, she likes pink” “My girl doesn’t like the smell of smoke so I’m trying to quit”. It’s also a way of showing everyone that you’re his - letting others know from the very beginning that you’re taken and no one better try anything with his precious girl, otherwise a few bones will be broken.
• Gives off annoying older brother vibes. He’ll always playfully nag you, and it’ll only become worse once you start dating. Placing stuff on the highest shelves just to watch you struggle to get it yourself, drawing some silly doodles on your notes, messing with your makeup that you spent nearly an hour organising neatly, punching your favourite plushie just to get a rise out of you. And of course, constant bickering! “Keegan, can you pass me that book?” - “Fuck no” *passes the book*. “Keegan, I want some sushi” - “Well shit, what am I supposed to do about that?” *already placing an order online on his phone*
• Another amazing driver here. Keegan has horrible road rage, hitting the car horn aggressively, yelling most intricate insults out the window at whoever that happened to piss him off. I also have a feeling the he drives really fast and reckless, teasing you whenever you ask him to go slower - so you better always buckle up. And yes, he definitely got in a few minor accidents - scratching or leaving indents on other car’s bumper.
NSFW here~*•.
• And while we’re speaking of driving - just imagine giving him a sloppy noisy head while being stuck in a long traffic. Keegan is seething with hot anger, rolling his eyes on other drivers, lack of nicotine adding to his distress. And here’s a sweet lovely you trying your best to make Keegan feel at least a tad bit better, soothing his booming annoyance with your silky tongue swirling around throbbing shaft, cheeks hollowing to provide stronger suction, allowing Keegan to set the pace. And it seemed to work wonders on him - his nape against the headrest of driver’s seat, pretty blue eyes half lidded, staring at the car ceiling, adam’s apple bobbing as he swallows hard, feeling your throat wrapped around his cock.
• Oh, how nasty he is. Biggest spit kink ever - ordering to open your mouth nice and wide just to spit a thick globe of saliva in it, then closing your jaw and making sure that you swallow it. Will gladly let you spit in his mouth as well; loooves messy wet kisses - either during make out session or after you gave him head, slurping up your spit mixed with his cum from your lips and chin. Very often uses his spit as lube, or telling you to spit in his palm before spreading it all over his needy leaking cock, plunging it deep inside your warmth.
• A horndog. You never have to ask him if he’s in a right mood because yes, he is. He is always in the mood to fuck. Now, he always lets you know that it’s totally fine if you say no - Keegan will never pressure or guilt trap you into any kind of intimacy, no means no. You can always cuddle up together or do something fun like cooking, dancing or simply dorking around. But if your sexdrive happens to match his - oh boy, I’m sorry for your neighbours. Let’s just say - there’s hardly any surface in your flat that you didn’t fuck on.
• It’s nothing new, but this mug is cocky. Like, I don’t think he has unimaginably big dick - not small for sure, but not huge as well; but the way he works with it - a chef’s kiss. Keegan just knows how to angle his hips to massage that one spot within you, how you like your clit to be played with, how he quickly discovers and memorises all the sweetest spots of your body. “Aw, cumming already? I barely touched you, does it feel this good?” - he’d purr, curling three of his long fingers inside of your needy cunny, thumb flicking swollen clit while hot mouth sucks on perked up nipples.
• Daddy kink? Daddy kink😏
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#keegan p russ#cod keegan#keegan russ#call of duty keegan#keegan russ x reader#keegan x reader#keegan russ x you#keegan russ smut#cod mwf2#cod x reader#cod smut#cod#cod x you#cod x y/n#call of duty modern warfare#call of duty writing#call of duty#call of duty x reader#call of duty x you#call of duty smut#call of duty ghosts#call of duty headcanons
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if you want, maybe roan is just like doodling around and stuff yk and she draws a typical like family pic but eddie notices that beside the both of them there’s another messily drawn figure and it’s the reader :( <3
HELL yeh ty baby ♡ fem!reader
Eddie's a good dad. Fuck anyone who thinks otherwise, he's good at this shit, and if Roan wants to go get burgers every Friday he's gonna take her. His daughter deserves the world.
Including greasy, messy quarter pounders from Benny's diner.
"What's that one?" Eddie asks, pointing over Roan's half eaten plate with his pinky finger at her drawing, the table between them covered in crayons from her open pencil case.
"This? This'a doggy," she says, like it's obvious and he's the worst.
"I knew that," — he did not know that — "I meant want kind of doggy."
"Oh. That's our dal-dalm-damnation!"
Eddie grins at the idea of a dalmatian named damnation. Fucking sweet. "Dalmatian, babe." He wipes his fingers in a napkin so he can lean over and pick sesame seeds out of her hair and off of her little sweater. "I thought you wanted a St. Bernard. The rescue dogs with the medicine around their neck, you remember?"
She points at the dalmatian's side where she's drawn a cross in red crayon. "He is a rescue dog."
Eddie hums appreciatively and picks up his burger again. But the time he's finished Roan has moved onto a clean page. She sits there tap tap tapping her crayon against the corner.
"What do I draw?" she asks.
Eddie grabs his napkin. "You didn't give me a look at the first one!" he exclaims, stacking her plate on top of his.
Roan struggles. Her sketchbook is a simple plain workbook from Bradley's with thin paper, but the size of it is still heavy in her small hands. She turns back to the page she'd just been decorating and brandishes it against her chest proudly.
"Holy sugar, that's awesome," he praises, and means it. "Is that Princess Peony?"
"The damnation is saving her," Roan says.
"I can see that."
He reaches under the table for his backpack. Inside, he carries around all the bare essentials necessary for successful kid outings — spare clothes, Teddy the pink bear with one ear, a hair brush, hair ties, her rain mac. And, the most important thing, wet wipes.
"Alright, c'mere. Let me wipe that face."
Despite contrary instruction, Eddie walks around to sit on her side of the booth. He does hands first, then crayons caught in the crossfire, then her face. She hates it, but when she was a baby she loathed it. He takes her scowl as an improvement.
"Why don't you draw... Maybe, a new family portrait? We can put it on the fridge like the first one. You can even include your damnation, if you like."
"He isn't real, dad."
"Just draw what's real, then. Can I trust you while I go get drinks?"
She makes a haughty little face that he takes for an eye roll and leaves to get drinks, though he's not really leaving. He's about ten feet away from her at all times and he keeps his eye on her.
He only looks away for what can't be ten seconds, and she's gone. His heart skips as his eyes scour the diner.
"Dad?"
Eddie flinches, his coke tipping over the side and down his hand. "Oh, sh- sugar," he says, kissing his fingers dry. "Babe, you scared me."
Roan stands at his knee with her drawing in hand. She wields it up at him insistently.
"That's for me? Swap?" he asks, offering her a small glass of juice.
Roan takes the juice in one hand. Eddie quickly takes her drawing so she can use both hands, watching the pride as she shuffles carefully back to the table. She doesn't spill a drop.
Eddie shakes out the drawing and sips his coke. The edges are ragged along the top where she's torn it free.
Front and centre is Roan. She's drawn herself with big long eyelashes and a full head of curls, total dad-win, in a huge cloud of pink he assumes is her very best princess dress. To her left is Eddie, same head of curls, long lashes amiss but a huge smile on his face, and to Eddie's left is Wayne. He looks especially dapper, a coffee mug in hand.
It's a great likeness.
And then there's you.
Your hair, your favourite shirt. Roan has drawn you with lovely eyes and a heart next to your smile, messy but so obviously you.
He beams like a fool as he sits down next to her again. She's already turned to a new page in her blook.
"Roan, this is amazing. And... That's Y/N."
"Duh," she says.
"Duh," he repeats, dumbfounded.
He wonders what he's supposed to say here. Telling her you aren't part of their family wouldn't be true. Telling her you are might set a precedent you aren't ready for. He worries it over for a while and takes despondent swings of coke, listening to Roan scribbling furiously beside him.
"Done!"
Eddie looks down. He gawks.
"Baby, is that..."
She points with her crayon enthusiastically. "Tada!"
"It's a castle," Eddie says carefully.
"That's where a princess gets married."
"And that's..."
"That's Y/N!"
There you are. Smiling, a bouquet of blue, red and yellow flowers on bright green stalks in hand. A prince stands beside you in a suit with a bright red scribble across his chest like a sash. The prince also has long, curly hair.
"Where are you?" he asks.
Roan points at a purple blob with black hair in the background. "I'm the flower girl."
Eddie throws his arm over her small shoulders and drops a firm, smacking kiss against her round cheek. "That's where you're wrong, bub. You'd be right next to me, my best girl."
She giggles infectiously at him, his words and breath tickling her face.
"Dad, don't be stupid. It's s'posed to be a man with you."
"Make an exception? Just this once it can be a girl. Pretty please?"
She smiles at him. It's a much older expression than she should have, like she's entertaining his fantasy, like he's the kid. "Okay, dad. I will be the best girl."
Later, when he tells you the story, you get super indignant. His stomach turns to a pit as he worries he's overstepped, but you say, "How is that fair? I want her to be my best girl."
"Maid of honour."
"What's the difference? You got her all this time completely by yourself, and you're not gonna share her on our wedding day?" Your voice drifts off as you dissapear into the bathroom, though he can hear you muttering, "Ridiculous."
He hides his electric blush with a pillow over his face. When you return, you climb half on his chest and force the pillow away to dot spearmint kisses against his pinked cheeks.
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more eddie and roan (and reader!)
#eddie munson x y/n#eddie munson x reader#eddie munson x you#eddie munson#eddie munson x reader fluff#eddie munson x fem!reader#fem!reader#dad!eddie munson#eddie and roan#stranger things fic#stranger things#stranger things x reader#stranger things imagine#eddie munson imagine#dad!eddie munson x reader#eddie munson fanfiction#eddie munson fanfic
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Random Edward Nashton HCs
>> This is very short and also VERY random,,, slight suggestive/nsfw-ish hcs mixed in too
>> g/n reader ლ(^o^ლ)
At some point he got depressed and started eating more than usually, causing him to become chubby
There was a cat outside his college building and he would bring it canned foods, he sometimes forgets to because of how busy he gets.
He had crushes back in the orphanage, a boy and the other one's a girl.
He first had a crush on the boy who confessed to him (He believed that he actually liked him). He eventually finds out that it was just a dare from the boy's group of friends and cried himself to sleep.
He makes anagrams of your name
Constantly thinks of you. He couldn't even focus on his work sometimes.
When he misses you he would text you riddles.
It's shown in the comic that he listens to podcasts. I think he would listen to podcasts often after work or when he's in the train.
When you're out for a long time, he cuddles your shirt or jacket to sleep.
Has back/chest acne scars. He really doesn't like them
I think he'd be very clean, and by clean I mean he would wash his body twice, doesn't like the thought of being dirty so he makes sure he had cleaned every spot.
Makes random doodles on napkins or notepads.
Definitely has a thing for your thighs and love bites
Will show you off in some of his Livestreams, and ofc, his followers floods the chat
Does the sharing the other side of the earphones thing
Always holds your hand in the subway, diner, litteraly anywhere you go together
He collects random tiny trinkets/figures and places them on his desk
Has like two anime figures, sitting on his desk, I'm thinking of those chibi Miku figurines (He doesn't know who Miku is he just thought it was cute)
He goes to surplus stores, it's where you can buy random second hand stuff. He just looks around when he's free or when he feels like it. That's also where he found the Miku figurines.
If you have fluffy hair, he'll play with it when you're cuddling, stroking and petting your head. When you tell him to stop cause it always gets messy and covers your eye, yeah he'll stop for a little while, he keeps coming back to playing with it but quickly stops himself, He'll eventually play with your hair again.
Likes kaomojis, he thinks they're cute and silly.
When he comes home from "cleansing the city" and finds you still awake and waiting for him... He'll start cooing sweet things at you, telling you how much you don't deserve to live in this god forsaken city... ends up with you making out... and then to something else.
You never go out for groceries alone, he always has to be with you, specially when it's dark.
Goes to the local library and buys 15 puzzle books regularly.
He has a small Totoro keychain
Yk how most people dream of writing handwritten love letters for your partners, he's like that but in a more lovesick seial killer insane way
Used to be a part of a debate club and every opponent he gets hates him, he always defeats them anyway.
Has a few candies in his jacket's pocket.
He doesn't usually drink or get drunk, but one time he did and started saying random shit, also said to himself a little too loud how much he always wanted to make you feel good, that he could spend hours fucking you dumb. He wakes up completely forgotten about everything he said.
That's all I can think of for now, when I get more random thoughts i'll make a second part. (*˘︶˘*).｡*♡
Thank you for taking your time to read all of this!
#edward nashton x reader#riddler x reader#dano riddler#riddler x y/n#riddler x you#edward nashton#im in love with him#someone tell me how to hide this in read more
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More art from my younger sister, yay!
Mask (Baby Hero of Time) looks like that because he's worn the Fierce Deity Mask too many times for extremely long periods, and now it's started to stain/scar his skin.
I'm also putting her little doodle she made me bellow too.
Mask (Baby Hero of Time) has a/his shadow following him around. This is apparently my sister's view of their relationship.
(She was nervous about letting me post the gif and required that I clarified that it's a low effort, quick animation she only made to get a laugh out of me, lol. She was correct about making me laugh. I was in tears for, like, an hour.)
More explanations (And lack there of?) about it under the cut.
These pieces of art are both from an AU of mine that we roleplay a lot.
I'd explain more, but it's built off an alternate timeline/universe of @wutheringmights story "Call them brothers". And I'm not sure what her rules are about fanart or fanfics, mostly because I never asked or looked into it and I never intended to.
I make AUs for the fanfics I read, write fanfics for those fanfics with thousands upon thousands of words in them and then never post them or do anything other than hand them to my sister to read. She does the same with her art.
...Fandoms are messy enough without me accidentally stepping on someone's toes. (I think my sister doesn't post her art because she's too unconfident though.)
That aside, Call them brothers is literally my favorite fic I've ever read. I know we like to throw that phrase around in the fandom a lot, but I have every intention of getting that sucker printed and bound once it's finished. I've been reading Fanfiction for nearly a decade and this is the first one I've wanted to do that for.
If you're a person who enjoys darker stories and want a story line with some actual consequences for the characters, I'd totally recommend it. The last time I was this gut punched over characters and their development was Red Rising by Peirce Brown (My favorite published book series ever), and Wuthering's descriptions of a war ravaged country and all it's horrors is fucking immaculate.
I found Call them brothers through my desire to see a longer fic that had Spirit Tracks Link, and it did. not. disappoint.
Wuthering's takes on what Spirit's abilities, character traits, and game culture/lore are currently my favorite I've seen from anyone in the fandom, and I would doubly recommend the fic just for that.
That said, it's not a story for the faint of heart. It's Dark. With a capital 'd' for a reason. Wuthering doesn't add all those tag warnings for no reason. Also, if you can't stand to see one of the Link bois written as anything other than what the mainstream interpretation for them is, this isn't for you. War isn't out of character, but he's certainly a bold take. A fantastic one, but bold none the less.
Plus there's mild mentions of Links being interested in other character's that aren't their Zeldas or their typical love interests. There is NO shipping of the Jojo's characters amongst each other, but if you're the kind of person who can't stand alluding to characters having crushes that aren't Link x Zelda, it isn't for you.
I know there's some people in the fandom who don't like that kind of thing, so I thought I'd mention it. Also, you've been warned so no being mean to Wutheringmights about it!
If you're okay with the things I've listed, please, please, please give it a read. @wutheringmights deserves all the love for writing something so good.
(Anyway, I could ramble for hours about all the reasons Wutheringmights is my favorite Author in the LOZ fandom, but this was supposed to just be a post about my lil sis's art that got waaaaay away from me.)
#My sister's art#Little alliance Art#time linked universe#majora's mask link#loz link#time lu#linked universe time#It's only Lu because it's an AU of a LU Fic but the character concept all on it's own isn't???#So I'm tagging both#Sorry if that's confusing
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Welcome!!! Could I please request a soulmate au with Kyle and a fem!reader? Maybe one of the ones where they share emotions / sometimes items from their rooms randomly spawn in the other’s / first words said to each other tattooed somewhere or literally anything that would be fun for you to write??? I literally love soulmate aus so I’m gonna gobble up anything u write no matter what. + I loved your Craig fic so much!!!! Thank you <33
thank you so much!! i love this so much, soulmate aus are so silly and giggly 🤭 (using the item spawning one 🤭)
is that mine? || kyle broflovski x fem reader (soulmate au)
My actually useful shit had been disappearing for weeks. I was constantly loosing pens and pencils as well as the book I was reading for school. What had I gotten from my soulmate? Socks. At least I knew my soulmate had big ass feet.
Coming home from school, I didn't expect to have anything new in my room, but I was wrong. A green notebook sat on my desk, the front covered in random brand stickers. I pick it up, sitting on the edge of my bed, deciding to flip through it. It's not like my soulmate would know that I was snooping.
The pages were filled with neat notes. Scanning over them, I realized they were just about the same as my history notes, just with a little more detail. So we have the same history teacher?
I had found out we went to the same school weeks ago, a South Park Cows sweatshirt winding up on top of my dresser, but I had no clue if we were in any of the same classes. As I continued to flip through the pages, I noticed a page with different handwriting accompanying my soulmate's.
It seemed to be a conversation between two people that went from messy to neat writing, drawings of dicks all over the top of the paper. I look more towards the bottom seeing my soulmate's writing with the words, "stop drawing dicks on my paper, kenny"
Kenny? Kenny McCormick? Well, damn. That crosses Kenny off of the list of possible people my soulmate could be. I was only slightly disappointed. Never once did I see my soulmates name anywhere in the stupid notebook. Tossing it to the side, I go to start on my homework that was due yesterday.
"Really?" I groan, noticing my favorite pen missing from its spot on my desk. I don't know why I liked it so much, it was just funny. It had a stupidly big pompom at the end, frilly ribbon around the rest of it. I end up just using a random pencil I found in the bottom of my bookbag, completing about half of my homework, before deciding I deserved a break.
After, like, three hours of going down a conspiracy theory video rabbit hole on youtube, I end up falling asleep, only to be woken up the next morning by my alarm. After snoozing my alarm multiple times, I finally pull myself out of bed, looking through my clothes.
Would I be insane for wearing my soulmate's hoodie? No, I like living in delusion. Pulling the hoodie over my head, I was quick to notice how clean it smelled. It smelled so much like laundry detergent, I was almost convinced it had never been worn.
Noticing I was already running behind, I finish getting dressed, grabbing my bag and rushing out of my house so I could get to school on time. I pull into the parking lot, deciding to just chill for a minute since I was already late.
Eventually, I ended up dragging myself into my math class, sitting down near the back. Pulling out my notebook and a pencil, I begin to doodle, not too invested in the lesson
"Dude, where the fuck did you get that pen," I hear someone whisper, a snicker coming from the same direction. Looking up, I notice a curly redhead holding a pen. My pen. What the hell?
"Is that mine?" I whisper, gaining the boy's attention. "What? No, it's my soulmate's." He replies, glancing at the hoodie I was wearing, his eyes widening. "That's my pen." I say, before looking down at the hoodie myself. "Is this...?" I begin, the boy nodding. "Mine. Yeah, that's mine."
I found myself just staring at him for a moment, before my lips tug upwards. He was cute. He gives me a bashful grin, handing me my pen.
"I would give you the hoodie, but I'm not wearing anything under it." I say, butterflies erupting in my stomach as I hear him laugh. "That's okay. You can keep it. Did you ever realize my name was on the tag?" He asks, causing my face to drop. "No. Damn, I would've found you a lot faster if I'd seen that," I mumble.
There was a silence, until he sighs, brushing his curly bangs out of his eyes. "Are you free after school?" My smile widens at his question, looking down to my shoes. "Yeah, you gonna ask me out?" I joke. "Maybe. You gonna say yes?" "Maybe."
a/n: GUYS I'VE NEVER WRITTEN A SOULMATE AU I'M SO SORRY, HOPING IT'S CUTE 🤞😍
#kyle brovlofski#kyle broflovski x reader#south park imagines#south park fanfiction#south park x reader#x reader
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💗💚IF KARAKU HAD A SMUT MOMENT WITH A UNEXPERIENCED FEMALE READER. PART 2💚💗
Tw: Nsfw. And a very short Nsfw. And some fucking. 18+
No Minors or those who are uncomfortable. Please move on with your merrily way okay? :D
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"Your doing good so far Babe! You know, I could always get you off right here, right now. But it seems your enjoying your little theme park ride a bit to much!~"༄
❦Karaku teased as you were enjoying the sensational feeling that his cock had to offer. You were riding him like a rodeo style, jumping up and down with ferocious intentions.❦
"My My! Not so fast darling! Slow down for me dear, that's it~.. Listen to my voice, there we go.. Good girl! It seems you deserve a treat for being so good for your honey bunny hehe!~"༄
❦Karaku grabbed a permanent marker and wrote the letter "Slut" across your chest, He grabbed you by the waist as he thrusted himself in and out of you. You felt a bit of pain as you pleading for him to stop.❦
"I know, baby, I know. I’m right here, just breathe. Slowly, baby, I’m not going anywhere.”༄
❦Karaku gently caress your thighs as a sign of comfort.. You still havn't gotten use to this method. You felt it tickling in you like a vibrational feeling. The same feeling as an electric toothbrush being gently rubbed against a human sensitive skin.❦
“Shh, just look at me, baby. Lemme see those beautiful eyes and that lustful smile of yours.. Yes, there it is!!~~"༄
❦Karaku panted heavily as he pulled his cock a doodle doo out. His body was sweating up a lot, It has only been a few minutes. But to you, it felt more than that.. Karaku giggled a lot as he had inhale a laughing gas.❦
“Shall we put that mouth to better use?~ I know just the method for that tongue of yours! But first.. Lemme take of my panties fully for this situation, so you can fully understand what I'm trying to say~"༄
❦You watched as the demon of pleasure lowered down his pants, the outcome was nothing that you expected it to be. A demon, round and thicc. The plumpness and the juice that came from his own ass.. The definition of a few hours workout session at the gym could not match as something so tush and lush as this. Your body quivered and jolted, convulsing each breath you took. You were excited, yet nervous.❦
"Heh, You like it that much, hm?~ Golly! You’re just so easy to please~”༄
❦He climbed back on bed, Giving you that mockery by slapping his ass as the cheeks begins to jiggle by that sudden smack.❦
"You Know.. I tasted a lot of such scrumptious cake before.. But I wonder the same question to myself. Of what it would feel like if someone had tasted mine instead, Thats where you come along!~"༄
❦Your body was paralyzed. You couldn't move, nor if you would try to do so.. Karaku saw that faint drool slowly dripping from your mouth as his derriere was getting a bit closer.❦
“Oh, baby, you’re drooling everywhere! You’re so messy you dirty little rascal.. I guess this calls for a special punishment.. A punishment chosen by your one and only~"༄
❦Karaku grabbed you by your hair. His hands were strong and muscular, you couldn't deny that you wanted to be treated this way.. You wanted to be submitted to his lust game.. There was no backing down as his thicc tush cheeks was already making contact to you.❦
"My derriere isn't to tight for your tongue to squeeze through, is it? Want me to spread them a bit so you can get a nice clear view of it?~~"༄
❦Karaku squeezed his own rump with his hands, Gently moving them away from each other.❦
"There we go, Dig in darling!!~ Make sure you taste it all and swallow all of my sweat in that mouth of yours, Make it wetter. Make it sweeter. Make it juicier.. Make that ass shine for me!!!~~"༄
❦You couldn't comply or refuse this deal, your tongue couldn't stop. You couldn't control that taste buds. Karaku had that devilish smirk as he watches you clean and eat that muscular cake. He moaned as he grinded his butt on you. Making himself more comfortable while making it more harder for you to resist such sweat that's touching the tip of your tongue.❦
“That’s good, baby, keep doing that. Lick it nice and good. Get it right in there!!~"༄
“God, your tongue feel so amazing.~ Your making Karaku swoon for you!~”༄
❦Karaku gently place his fingers into your hole while you continue to eat his derriere. ❦
“My baby, your doing so well~. Oh I'm so proud of you!! I truly am!! And you say you were unexperienced.. Now dont lie to me darling.. Did you experience this before?~"༄
❦You shook your head. You didn't experience such action like this.. It was the truth. But to Karaku, It was like you were hiding a secret from him. He saw some of the juice dripping down your mouth. He gently smack your face.❦
"Nuh Uh-Uh!~ Don’t make a mess, Dirty Doll~! Just relax and enjoy my manly scent.~"༄
❦Karaku laughed out loudly. You were acting like a dog. embracing that rear while your demon of pleasure watches. He felt proud of himself for making you so calm and relaxed. He tease you while telling you what to do.❦
"You look so good beneath me. Is my butt that soft and squishy for you? I sure do hope so. It would be a waste that I had a full hour training at the gym. And I was saving all of my body, just for you.~”༄
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#karaku#karaku x y/n#karaku smut#karaku x reader#hantengu smut#kimetsu no yaiba smut#demon slayer smut#kimetsu no yaiba fanfic#kimestu no yaiba#demon slayer x reader#kny x reader#demon slayer
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something something grow a pair and state thoughts on ai?
So, funny story, I made a post about this before, whenever the topic tag for it was trending. And like, I still stand by that, sans the part where I call the AI itself a form of art under my definition. A little bit after that, I saw a post, while definitely not in response to my own post, made the point that while we should hate AI art for the rampant theft of jobs and content, that its somehow bad to dislike it as Bad Art or Not Art because "gatekeeping art is baddd". Which like, in the context of someone drawing stick figures or painting giant blocks of color, is valid; we shouldn't gatekeep art from people. I still think AI doesn't deserve that privilege. Like, not to try and define art again, but, like hold on ket me grab something.
This is an ai generated adoptable from deiantart. Now, I have to ask, what's being expressed here- besides "cute girl in big hoodie (despite the one on the left not having a hoodie)"? Like it's easy to take these apart mechanically, but conceptually? It's somehow easier. Like, part of character design is visually communicating stuff about the character. There's nothing here besides anime girl in big outfit with minor armor details maybe? Like nothing else here is coherent! Like she looks sampled off of genshin and honkai characters but that's it. Like the cutains are just blue, and its dull and boring because of it. Why is the jacket neon green? The prompter wanted it that way. Why does she have the shoulder pieces and the case she's holding? Because the prompter likely put "battle girl" and/or "solarpunk" into the prompt. And it's not bad to have design elements for the sake of it, but the ai can't do anything but that, and the content it generates suffers because of it. There's no artistic value there, imo.
Now, not to toot my own horn, but here's my take on this design:
This is still a "cute girl in a big lime green jacket", but there's more to it. It's a high visibility jacket, with stripes reminiscent of construction vests. In the other doodles on the page, this high visibility theme is expanded to a theme of her being some kind of rescue personnel, and/or an angel (see; the halo in the bottom right). While it's fairly easy for me to point these themes out- it is what I intended- I'd still argue an obersever would be able to point out similar, or other themes and motifs that bring this character together.
No ammount of prompts and generation models can recreate that. Even if the prompter had the exact same intent I had when making the og ai content, that intent doesn't come across whatsoever. Because AI cannot replicate human intent and artistic processes.
These image generators register to me as the miserable end point of the sad, art-illiterate belief that art only is, and is only meant to "look pretty". Every time modern art is decried as "ugly and pointless", another prompter gets validated in their shameless attempts to assert their narrow-as-fuck vosion of what art is.
Art is human. Art is messy, art is intricate, art is sloppy, art is beautiful and art is ugly.
No machine on earth can comprehend or replicate that. And the ceasless attempts to commodify and capitalize on art have made some people forget that fact. The kinds of people who prompt really only see art as a gimmick product, pretty knickknacks that will make them rich quick.
For lack of better terms, the dehumanization of art itself is disgusting, and so like hell am I going to consider AI's mass-produced, slot machine-esque, drivel as art.
And I will not be guilted by other people on this hellsite who think its a moral failure to call mindless content what it is because its dressed up in distorted frills and anime girl boobs.
Art is human, and AI is not human. And what a sad world it is, that we're automating and strangling human creation, instead of letting it thrive.
Thank you for reminding me to share my thoughts.
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Oop Five Nights At Freddie's fanart. Who would've thunk it. I've never considered myself a huge Fnaf fan but Security Breach, flaws and all, I adore the setting and the characters in that one and I'm in too deep. I've never played it (or any Fnaf game) because fuck that, I'm a coward and too much of an anxiety ridden mess to deal with jump scares and chase scenes, but I do love watching let's plays.
I am hopelessly OBSESSED with these two right now. Have been for a while but I've been trying to resist getting too attached because I already have so many fandoms and characters to hyper-fixate on... and then the Ruin DLC happened and gave me tons of feels and my obsession with them turned nuclear, resistance was futile and now here we are lol. I have accepted my fate.
I've also been binge reading Solar Lunacy by @bamsara which... y'know, didn't help because that's been keeping me up at night lmao. Had me mad cackling at 2:30am more than once. My sleep schedule is ruined :') BUT THAT'S OKAY. Will probably end up doing some fanart for that too at some point >>; Too many good scenes~
ANYWAY. Never drawn them before, this is just a quick and somewhat messy doodle to see if I can even draw 'em decently and get comfortable with it because this is not an art style I'm very familiar with. The Daycare boys lend themselves well for a more cartoony style which... is not something I do usually. But it was fun! For a first attempt I'm happy with it. I really enjoy drawing them (especially the gremlin on the right).
I will definitely develop my take on them more, there's a few things I do wanna change in how I draw them and I have tons of ideas now, which is good because this artblock is killing meeeeeeeeeeee. I'm just gonna use them to draw stupid shit and dumb jokes and hopefully some actual proper illustrations and hopefully get back into the flow of things (I keep saying that and it never works but PLZ T-T). I still don't have my PC back but once I do that's also gonna make things easier. And faster. Fingers crossed :')
Anyway, I am now officially on the Simping for both the murderous jester bot and the adorable Daycare Attendant who deserves all the hugs and then some bandwagon yeeeeeeeeeeee.
For non-Fnaf fans, feel free to block my Fnaf tags (Rhonu blogs Fnaf and/or Rhonu draws Fnaf) if you need to because there's gonna be more.
#Fnaf Sun#Fnaf Moon#Fnaf Daycare Attendant#Fnaf Security Breach#Security Breach#Fnaf SB#Moondrop#Sundrop#Rhonu blogs Fnaf#Rhonu draws Fnaf#Rhonu draws
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A/N; ... Y'all made me do this (っ◞‸◟c)
SFW AND NSFW HCS!!
𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐑! 𝐓𝐎𝐁𝐈𝐀𝐒 𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐍 𝐑𝐎𝐃𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐇𝐂𝐒!!
ˢᶠᵂ <3
He's the biggest loser ever in the manor, let's be real.
Awkward flirt, can't flirt for shit and probably got smack once by the girls he tried to hit on/impress.
being real probably a simp too, would worship his crush and tried to impress em by doing something stupid. (would attempt to do a backflip and hit his head on a hard concrete sidewalk) (would also walk it off) (would faint)
INSECURE AS FUCK, tried to cover it with his ego though. (WOULD MELT IF YOU CUP HIS FACE AND KISS HIS SCARS AND ACNE!!) (If he trust you enough to be comfortable with you seeing his face and physically touch him that's it.) Also this includes about how he doesn't think he deserves nice things :((
Literally McCafferty coded. Fight me.
Loner!! And won't try to be social, both because it's irritated him and also because he doesn't think he deserves a simple thing.
Would lash out a lot! He have a lot of pent up anger and energy, kinda just explode sometimes.
That one weird loudest quiet kid in your class. Talk to himself, headphones on when free time, likes bugs, alone most times, collect cool rocks, pine cones or sticks :3
Despite not being able to socialize, he HATES being alone! Not like he would admit it anytime soon.
Skater! Loves to skate on the highway next to the forest.
ENERGY DRINKS! Hates the smell of alcohol because of his dad but would drink from time to time, but he mainly choose energy drink over them.
DOODLES ON HIS SKINS! Especially his hands and forearms, temporary tats he call em.
Gonna be fr he smell like sweats. And energy drinks. He doesn't like taking showers so when he have to go somewhere public he just slap on deodorant.
MESSY HAIR!! even though he doesn't shower often blud's hair is FLUFFY as FUCK. And unsurprisingly smells like smokes (BECAUSE HE PLAY WITH FIRE!!)
LOADS of scars, scraps etc.
Randomly let out a small scoff while staring into spaces.
Which reminds me, man zone out ALOT, and daydreams.
Literally a teenage guy in an adult body.
ɴsғᴡ<3
His game SUCKS! So guess what? He's just a horny guy that wanna get laid.
Would jerk off to your used clothes, items etc. (What's that? Your dirty clothes have been going missing from the hamper? Well that sucks, don't check his room though.)
Free his pillow💀 (AND HIS HANDS!!)
Lowkey whimper and low moaner>>
He's so fucking pathetic I have to fuck him.
First time being in a cunt/ass blud probably did a happy dance in his head.
I'm talking callin like idfk Ben or smth and goes "Dude.." In the most cockiest way ever.
Having sex is always an ego booster for him, like fuck look at him and y'all still wanna fuck him?? He'd brag about it.
Even though he LOVE to rub it in people face (Jeff's) would get annoyed if someone ask. Like he want them to ask but at the same time why the fuck are they even asking?
Messy eater if ykwim
Eat it like he's starving
Probably because he don't think he'll get a chance to do it again.
I'm going to hell for this one but..
He probably loves dry humping.
#creepypasta#ticci toby#tobias erin rogers#x reader#tobias erin rodgers#ticci toby x you#ticci toby headcanons#creepypasta headcanon#headcanons
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[image ID: three images of the same front-view, full-body screenshot of Xinyan from the game Genshin Impact.
the first image is an unedited screenshot of how Xinyan appears in-game. she has slightly tanned skin compared to the standard in Genshin, with red eyeshadow and black-painted nails. her dark black hair has red/yellow highlights, and spiky hair ties pull her hair into two puffy ponytails. she's wearing what looks like a very short, black, modified cheongsam/qipao with a red standing collar. partly-detached, black/red sleeves cover her upper arms, attached to the cheongsam by spiked, white pauldrons(?). these sleeves drape down at the elbows, and the bottom corners each have a thick, woven red/black rope hanging off the end. Xinyan's wearing slim, open-toed boots with a knee-high fishnet stocking on one leg. she's wearing white, skin-tight short-shorts and matching long, skin-tight sleeves under her main outfit. she also has some kind of hand drum or talking drum strapped to her back with white shoulder straps, but it's not very visible from the front.
the second image is a heavily edited version of the first image. Xinyan now has much darker skin, her hair darkened to match. she's also wearing messy black eyeliner and black lipstick, with several new piercings. she's wearing a short jacket with a similar cheongsam latching style as the original, but cropped to her midriff and with the sleeves ripped off. this jacket has a flat, red, biker-style collar with silver studs. detached, black/red sleeves are tied at her elbows, draping down at the wrists with the same ropes at the bottom corners as the original. Xinyan's thick, baggy, black/red tripp pants have several bright yellow straps and hang low on her hips, tied off with a thick red/black rope as a belt. the lower section of one leg of the pants has been ripped off, leaving the lower leg visible. she's wearing thick black/red boots with spiked toes. Xinyan's wearing ragged, hole-filled fishnet underneath her main outfit. she's wearing a spiked collar, a spiked cuff on one upper arm, and several thick, silver chains scattered across the entire outfit. various red/yellow/orange patches are scattered across the outfit, and there's one visible, ragged hole on the longer pant leg.
the third image is the same as the second, but Xinyan has her iconic, diamond-shaped ruan strapped to her back with an orange strap. her Vision is now hanging off the neck of the instrument with a gold chain. text on this image reads, "not using weapon: ruan reappears", whereas the previous image had text reading, "using weapon: ruan disappears". this image also has a small doodle of the ruan with silver blades unsheathing from either side of the main body, with accompanying text reading, "(blades can sheathe for safety)". end ID]
/chanting/ TRIPP PANTS! TRIPP PANTS! TRIPP PANTS!!
this one was really fun but exhausting, lmao. but my girl Xinyan deserves the effort <3
extra design notes + breakdown under the cut:
I suppose there's not much to say about this one, beyond my main motivator being, "that is not fucking punk". though I'm also not punk, so I'm hoping my version is still punk-accurate, lmao
had a lot of fun with the piercings/makeup too, lemme zoom in on that for ya
[image ID: the redesign, cropped to Xinyan's face. her red eyeshadow has been extended a bit, and she's got thick, black eyeliner around the bottom lid of her eyes, spiked and messily smudged. a dusting of red has been added to her eyelashes as well. her top lip is painted in black lipstick. new piercings include: an eyebrow ring, spike snakebites, and a spiked nosering. Xinyan's earlobes have also been stretched to fit circular yellow gauges with red centers, and a yellow guitar pick with red spots hangs off of one gauge. end ID]
I considered giving Xinyan more textured hair, but I couldn't figure out a good way to reconcile it with the flaming flower shape of her puffy ponytails, which I rly wanted to keep b/c it's super cute <3. I would like to do more textured hair in future projects, but I just couldn't make it work with this one unforch. but if anyone has suggestions for reconciling textured hair with the flaming flower shape, I'm all ears
as for the drum vs. ruan, I just think the ruan is so much more iconic. I know Xinyan's lore says she can play basically any instrument (or any object as an instrument), but we NEVER see her play that drum, or anything else besides the ruan. hell, the ruan is the one instrument/weapon that she's specifically modified to work with her Vision-- it has depth! I'd be more willing to keep the drum if Xinyan ever used it or if it had any special lore, but as it stands, it's a shallow part of her character design imo
on top of that, I really want more characters to use parts of their outfit. I was rly delighted when Heizou dropped, and he actually flipped his baton around! how fun! so let's give Xinyan a wearable weapon
as for the blades, I just think the original design is... kinda stupid
[image ID: an in-game screenshot of Xinyan holding her ruan. it has a white, diamond-shaped body, long black neck, and four thick, spike-tipped tuning keys at the red head. a silver, curved blade sticks straight out the bottom corner of the body. end ID]
I just don't really understand how that position works-- how do you hit enemies with the bottom of a ruan? unless Xinyan's using it like a spear instead of an axe, which defeats the whole purpose of a claymore-user
and in either case, it's just not safe to have the blades out at all times, especially on an instrument that Xinyan has to hold close to her body to even play. so I thought sheathing blades would work
[image ID: the doodle of the ruan on the edit that includes the ruan. each blade is attached to a bar that's visible on the back of the ruan's body, which can be pulled from the center to the side of the body in order to unsheathe the blade. end ID]
I'm aware that the bars would prolly make ruan uncomfortable to strap against Xinyan's back, so I might have to workshop it a bit more. but for now, I'm happy with this little battle-axe redesign
#'oh let me do a fun and easy outfit next!' <- clueless#genshin impact#xinyan#xinyan genshin impact#ganch redesigns
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My friend and I came up with a whole comprehensive Yumihisu/Levihan friendship hold on this is so important to me. Long post ahead I’m gonna spill it all.
Hange and Historia forming a friendship when Hisu is crowned Queen. Because like- from my understanding Hange is a government official/prime minister type person in the years before season 4 picks up so they’d be involved in meetings and such with the rest of the government.
Hange and Historia forming a friendship over gossip, Hange cracks a joke after one of the meetings once everyone’s gone, something about now Nile is a shit for brain dummy man, and Hisu loses it because THATS WHAT SHES BEEN SAYING they end up talking for like 4 hours about the military gossip over tea. After that they meet weekly to compare notes and shit talk people.
Hange unintentionally taking a parental role for Historia, like figure that Hisu can talk to, get advice from etc. Parental/Mentor Hange is the only thing ever actually and I adore them so so much. Historia def tells them about Ymir and their relationship and Hange is like lmao Levi is the same :) this is how Hisu finds out they’re a thing HDHFHDHSJ
On a more crack fic/joking note, historia finding Hange’s projects without question 😩 “Yesyes the survey corps need money to- *checks notes* see if titans can get drunk. Fund it. No the MP’s cannot have more funds to pay their staff we don’t have the money 🥰” Hange causes much chaos from this.
Both of them have a grudge towards military police from the s3 arc and it shows. Hange has the freedom to make digs at them in meetings because historia will just try not to laugh she ain’t policing that
Hangs wrapping meetings up quickly because they can see Historia is getting annoyed at the MP’s and like, she’s just a kid she shouldn’t be dealing with this!
Hange donating their old books and resources to the underground kiddo’s Hisu saved because they deserve an education! What if one of the greatest scientists of all time is one of those kids and they don’t have the resources to learn! Not on Hange’s watch
Their gossip sessions would be INSANE though. Hange being called to Historia’S office for a serious meeting one on one. Levi is like… the fuck did you do?! Hange gets there and as SOON as the door closes Hisu drops the biggest fucking bomb like. “NILE KISSED __?!?” Hange is shaken to their core.
Hisu trying to make Hange’s hair less messy and greasy. Hisu failing to make Hange’s hair less messy and greasy- like braiding it. Hell, having it be Hisu’s idea to cut it shorter in the first place. Hange doodling on their and historia’S papers in a meeting coz walls know that bitch canNOT focus. They play tic-tac-toe on the pages when the MP’s are being annoying. Hange being named godparent to Hisu’s baby. Hange babysitting. “Hello little one… ever heard of a ✨ Titan ✨ “
Hisu calling the scouts peasants and such as jokes. Like. @ Levi. “Sorry can’t hear your short ass over my massive wealth </3” she never directs this at Hange and it fucking baffles the others. Same energy as “I’ve never done anything wrong in my life”, “I know this and I love you.” The others don’t have as much political involvement as Hange so they don’t realize they became buddies- except Sasha who walked in on one of their “meetings” by accident and just never mentioned it because it’s Funny.
Other military officials making fun of hange coz they’re a weird little guy and trying to get Historia the-drama-Queen- Reiss in on it but she shuts that shif down and they’re like ?! Tf coz usually she LOVES gossip. Hisu giving the most tedious tasks to people who talk bad abt Hange. Hange hears someone talk shit about the Queen and they get two weeks horse duty with the manure.
Hisu interrogating ANYONE who wants ANY money before giving a grant. Does Not Care what Hange wants.
“I want to see what happens if I launch a Titan off the walls” “sure sure give my treasurer a number and tell them I said so” the treasurer is on their hands and knees BEGGING THE QUEEN TO STOP ALLOWING THIS. Hisu is like wow Steve I didn’t know you had no value for scientific discovery. Historia looking Levi right in the eyes and explaining that she can’t possibly fund his selfish Tea Wanting because blah blah caffeine shortage- in the background Hange has a comically large bag of cash they’re about to use to commission a Titan sized saddle to see if they can ride one like a horse.
Hisu ASKINF for Hangw’s opinion on everyone she hires coz Hange is a fucking dinosaur they made it their business to know everyone and they do. Hange can get a guy hired on their Okay alone.
Hange teaching Hisu self defence. Hange teaching Hisu how to fold a motherfucker while wearing a ball gown and 10inch heels WHILE looking good in the process.
Hange and historia reassuring eachother about their new roles coz they’re both super insecure about the Queen/commander roles.
Protective! Hange!!!!! They have a spare seat in their office and a designated cup for Hisu should she ever need somewhere to get out and chill. Hange telling hisu she’s done more for the people in a month then the last king did in a decade and she should be proud of herself. Hisu telling Hange Erwin was a Dick and they’re doing great as commander.
Hange doing their BEST to not interrogate Hisu about ymir being a shifter and just listens to her instead coz Hisu misses her girl a lot.
Anyways Ymir and Levi pretend this is like, Ymir never left AU.
forming a begrudging friendship. Neither of them knows how it happened or when and neither will admit they tolerate (read: like) the other. Neither of them knows Hisu and Hange are friends. Levi learnt about Ymir’s past and was like damnthat sucks and is unconsciously slightly softer towards her than normal. Ymir calls him a short grumpy old fart and he doesn’t floor her. The rest of the cadets are like THEFUCK⁉️⁉️
Connie tries it later and Levi folds his ass. Ymir laughs at him.
Levi annoys Ymir a Little Tiny Bit and she puts a thin layer of dust on his desk PAINSTAKINGLY all week no matter how much he cleans it. He has no clue it’s her. He thinks he’s cursed. Levi having no social skills and randomly saying the most intense shit-
Levi: ever thought about what you’d do- how you would react if the people who wronged you most in life were sitting in front of you right now?
Ymir who popped into the kitchen at 1am to get water, unknowing that Levi was there: what-
Levi: we’ll if it were mine I would-
Levi having the grossest shit boy humour and trying to make jokes to Ymir. She never laughs. He explains in depth why it is funny. She slowly adopts gross humour over time.
Levi: did you see shadis? That man looks constipated as HELL he needs to take a collosal sized shit-
Ymir: the fuck is wrong with you shortass
Historia is like Why are you making shit jokes all the time, dear? In turn Ymir is like why do you never gossip with me anymore why is that
Ymir having the sibling effect of “only I can roast Levi” if anyone else calls him short she’s up in ARMS. Levi telling Ymir about the Chair and thinking it’s low key hilarious. But ew. Levi being like “I read in the paper the other day-“ Ymir no hesitation being like “ok grandpa.” Levi just continues on. If either of them talk about their past the other listens and then they pretend it never happened like an emotionally stunted dad.
Ymir calls Levi a shorty and transforms, before she’s even done he’s cutting her out like TF DID YOU SAY⁉️ Ymir transforming and realizing she can No Longer See Levi FUCKFUCKFUCK- like. “Oh I can’t see Levi ….. OHICANTSEELEVI—-“
Anyways that’s all for now. Thank you for your time.
#hange zoe#attack on titan#levi ackerman#levihan#commander hange#hanji zoe#ymir#historia reiss#imagines
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omg omg knuckles and shadow sleeping in the same bed for the first time!! awkward cuddling time!!
Shadow never knew that Knuckles liked to grab things in his sleep until that first time. What pleasant discomfort.
#I'm so sorry this took so long Yen#It's been sitting in my inbox for like a year#My art#USSart#Knuckles the Echidna#Shadow the Hedgehog#Knuxadow#Marker#Ink#Colored#What a mess#No one deserves this messy fucking doodle#I listened to All of Me while editing this#I am so fake#cuddles#Another colored thing holy shit!!#asktag#Thank you for the ask!!
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Random Harley Quinn headcanons because why not
she likes to self tattoo a lot, most of her tattoos are messy and colorful and some are just weird.
she Loves doodling (tattooing) little red and black hearts on her thighs and hips to cover scars.
she gets the full set (diamond, spade, club, heart) tattooed on her knuckles.
she adopts every hyena she's come across
she wasn't allowed to dye her hair growing up so she enjoys fucking around with it now and trying out new dip dyes and whatnot. (nothing's gonna damage it worse than acid let's be real)
she gets really bad chapped lips from the aftereffects of the acid and she's got an entire collection of different chapsticks and whatnot, depending on her mood. she's even got a root beer flavored one! (Ivy says it tastes gross)
Once she's settled into her anti hero redemption arc she has her own (illegally run) therapy business. Most of her clients are villains or those attempting rehabilitation without the help of Law Abiding Professionals. She's happy to keep their secrets (doctor patient confidentiality ofc) and she's always supportive if they fuck up. Recovery is a process.
She has a particular vendetta against abusers and has been known to stake out prisons that're planning on releasing violent DV offenders. (And has also been known to bust a few heads if they do walk out the front doors.)
She also runs a page that allows DV survivors to request her services as a bodyguard for court hearings or even just walking home if they feel unsafe. (She ends up just buying a phone and giving out her number in case of an emergency)
Once she's stable (as much as she can be for a voice hearing clown gal) and has an apartment of her own, she starts taking Lucy on weekends. Lucy had been staying with her sister for the past 7 years since she was born, after Harley had to give her up to protect her from Joker.
This is a good 4 years since she's fully escaped him, she didn't want to ever take the chance of him finding out about Lucy.
(can't very well find out about her if he's dead 🥰)
The apartment is hers and Ivy's, they've been together for 3 years. Ivy helps her set up and decorate Lucy's room before she arrives. Harley's practically bouncing with excitement.
She loves spending time with her daughter, they go out to the movies every time she visits and then make sickeningly sweet pancakes the next morning.
She cries the first time Lucy calls her mama and she sobs the night Lucy, in her flu ridden state, calls Ivy mom.
She cries even more when Lucy, age 12, asks if she can move in with them full time. (ofc they says yes.)
One particularly messy ex client attempts to get revenge on her by going after Lucy once word gets out she's got a kid.
That was a very big mistake and his burning body hanging from the street post outside her house made that apparent to anyone thinking of copying him.
Lucy asks to give her a tattoo when she's 14, it's messy and very much not great.
It's Harley favorite tattoo.
Lucy has her own hyena, she's grown up with her since she first moved in. Harley found it during one of her trips to the zoo and Lucy instantly fell in love with the little gal. Her name is Beastie.
She's not allowed to take her to school, but that doesn't particularly stop her. Beastie wants to go and Lucy wants to take her, so she sneaks her in inside her backpack.
The first time Harley gets called to the school because her child brought a wild animal to school, she was fully expecting her to have a rapid wolf or a snake (sometimes she forgets hyenas aren't a household pet normally)
The principal is waiting outside the school with Lucy, who's got Beastie in her arms. It takes him 2 seconds to notice the two fully grown hyenas in the backseat and instantly he knows where Lucy gets it from.
When Lucy's 15 she tells her the truth about her father. (until now she'd been led to believe he was a one night stand esc person) But she was old enough to know, she deserved to know the truth.
It takes a while, Lucy goes through a bit of a crisis (I mean who wouldn't finding out He's your father) and Ivy is the one who helps her come to grips with the seriousness of Harley's situation back then.
"It wasn't that she didn't want you, Luce. She wanted you more than anything. That's why she left you, because if she hadn't, she would have lost you forever. He would never not use her love for you as anything other than a bargaining chip to hurt her with. He would have killed you just to break her heart."
On Lucy's 16th birthday Ivy asks to adopt her. Lucy cries and says yes, she's already viewed her as her mom too anyway.
#harley quinn#harleen quinzel#poison ivy#pamela isley#harlivy#dc comics#lucy quinzel#tw clown boy#tw abuse mention
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Late Night Drive
skate rat!suna x reader
When you accepted Suna’s confession, you did not know that it also meant accepting to go on a late night car ride with him to the other side of town to vandalize some old skate park that “belonged” to a bunch of guys he didn’t like. (wc: 2330)
warnings
anal, squirting, overuse of pet names, reader has female anatomy, use of daddy, sex in public but there’s no one around, overstimulation, this is kinda really fluffy, cervix fucking, use of the word cunny, let me know if i missed anything! not proofread yet
note from the author
i really enjoyed writing this so i hope you guys will like it! let me know what i can improve.
“Are you sure you wanna do this?” you asked as you sat yourself down on the passenger side of your boyfriend’s car.
“Of course, princess, when have I ever not been sure of something?” he responded with a sly grin on his face.
“ ‘m just saying we could be in a lot of trouble if we get caught.”
“We won’t.” he made sure you put your seatbelt on and started the car “And if we do, you could just show them your tits and-” the punch you landed on his arm stopped him from finishing his sentence.
“You’re horrible.” you mumbled under your breath.
He didn’t respond, opted to offer you a chuckle and a squeeze to your thigh instead.
Suna was quite the phenomenon and you’d be lying if you said that you didn’t have a crush on him prior to his confession. Truth be told, you had no idea he was into you; that’s why his confession came in as such a shock. You thought he was joking, so you lightly laughed when he spilled his heart out to you on a friday afternoon in a park near Inarizaki High. But the frown on his face and broken look in his eyes showed in every way possible that he was, in fact not lying. That’s why you quickly apologized and accepted his confession before admitting your own feelings towards him. You knew what kind of student he was and what he did in his free time, but you had no idea that he would ever drag you down with him in his rebellious tendencies.
After a few minutes of small talk backed up by Suna’s late night music playlist, you two arrived at the infamous abandoned skatepark. He got a bag full of spray paint cans from the backseat and handed you a pretty pink one.
“Thought of you when I bought it” he said after putting a black hoodie on.
A smile appeared on your face. “Oh how romantic of you my dear Rinnie.”
“Shut up.” he grumbled before getting out of the car.
After putting on one of his hoodies that he left purposely in the car for you, you got out and followed his footsteps. The place lived up to its name, it was abandoned. The rails were rusty, the bowls were full of dirt and weeds and the ramps seemed impossible to skate on. But, for some reasons that were unknown to you, not a single graffiti could be found on any surface. Your lovely boyfriend seemed to be the first one who had the idea of giving the palace new colours.
“Why do people even come here? Seems gross to me.” you said as you took a closer look to the middle of one of the bowls. You swore you could smell death from it.
Suna shook the spray can he was holding. “Dunno.” He took your arm with his free hand and dragged you away from the bowl. “Just know they care a lot about this place for some reason. Come on now, I don’t wanna spend the night here.”
You followed him (not like you had a choice) and got ready to do your own share of damage. Suna giggled as he spray painted dicks and curse words all around the oh-so-important place and you could do nothing else than roll your eyes at his childish actions while you painted neon pink doodles. As you watched him paint a curse word that you were sure could not be found in any dictionary, you realize how deep in love you were with that man. Thoughts about your future together started fogging your brain and you could feel your cheeks heat up at the idea of spending the rest of your days with him.
“Babe look at- What’s wrong?” your arms suddenly flew around his waist and your face found place on his chest.
“Just thinking about how much I love you.”
You felt Suna relax as he placed a kiss on the top of your head.
“I love you too, baby, but look at what I just painted!” he turned you around, excited to show you his new artwork (if you could call it that).
It took about another twenty minutes for him to be completely satisfied with his new art piece. The place was definitely more colourful now, you had to admit that. Suna threw his cans and yours in his backpack and walked back to his car, hand in hand with yours.
He unlocked his door only and threw his backpack in the back as you waited for him to unlock your door so you could get it, but it seemed like he had other plans on how to end the night.
He walked around the car and reached to you, caging you between him and the car, arms on each side of your head.
“What are you doing?” you huffed.
He leaned down and licked the shell of your ear. “Just rewarding my princess for helping me tonight.” he whispered before leaving a trail of kisses down your neck.
Taking a hold of your shoulders, he moved you onto the hood of his car, bending you down against it. His hand moved from your shoulders to down your spine before finally squeezing your ass through your thin leggings.
“Been so good to me tonight, think you deserve a reward” he gave your ass a light squeeze.
“Y-yeah Rin, please.” it was crazy how that man managed to always make you forget how to talk.
As he knelt down on the concrete, he didn’t care about how you didn’t address him properly, he didn’t care about the little rocks that were digging in his knees through his sweatpants, all he cared about was making you feel good. He pulled down your leggings and panties, down enough for him to have a proper look at your already drenched pussy. He hummed to himself and thanked God, the Universe or whatever divine entity that was the reason for you to be in his life.
He didn’t waste any time and brought a finger to your already gaping hole, playing with it as he watched in awe at how much wetter you were getting from his ministrations.
“My little slut is getting turned on because she’s gonna get fucked in public?” he spoke “You’re so messy, princess, wish you could see this yourself.”
“Ah-” you jolted as you felt a finger penetrate you, “don’t tease me, daddy.”
“ ‘m not teasing, doll, you’re just eager.”
He removed the finger that was just in you and brought it to his mouth, sucking and licking at your juices that stuck to it.
“You always taste so good. Gonna let me have another taste, baby? Gonna let me eat your pretty cunny out in public?”
You whimpered. “Yes, yes yes, daddy please, wanna feel your mouth on me.” the cold metal of the hood started feeling really hot under your burning cheek.
“Whatever princess wants, princess gets.”
Suna gave a lick with a flat tongue to your labia, gathering your wetness in his mouth before wrapping his lips around your clit. His tongue switched from playing with your little bundle of nerve to licking your hole. The stimulation drove you crazy, you could feel yourself become closer at every flick of his tongue on your clit. He suddenly removed his mouth from your pussy and switched his tongue for his fingers. The sensation made you squeal from surprise. Three of his fingers were now filling your hole while his thumb took care of stimulating your hardened clit.
“Gonna try something, doll, alright?”
Too busy chasing your high, you nodded eagerly. You had no idea what he was saying, the only information you picked on from his voice was that he asked you a question and you trusted Suna with all your heart. That’s why your whole body jolted when you felt a finger press against the ring of your asshole.
“Rin!”
“Shh, focus on how good I’m making you feel. Can feel you clenching around my fingers, puppy, this is gonna make you feel even better.”
He spat against your hole and allowed the tip of his finger to go past the rim. The sensation was nothing like anything you’ve ever felt before but you couldn’t say you didn’t like it. You only were closer to your climax when you felt his finger try to go deeper.
“Fuck! Daddy!” you screamed as you gushed around his three digits.
“That’s a good girl, fuck.” Suna praised. “Fuck, you never came so hard. I knew that you were a slut but I didn’t know you were such a dirty one.” he teased as he let you ride out your orgasm. “Just need a finger in your other hole to make you squirt, uh?” his dirty words made you whine in protestation, you didn’t even know you could cum like that.
You pushed his hand away when the rubbing against your clit made you feel too overstimulated.
“Stop it daddy… ‘s too much.”
He got up and manhandled you onto your back.
“I know baby, just need to feel you cum around my cock now. Can you do that for me? Gonna be a good doll and squirt on my cock? Promise this will be all for tonight.”
You nodded weakly, still trying to get over the aftershock of the powerful orgasm you just had. He grinned at you and leaned down to kiss your mouth, leaving a small taste of yourself on your lips. His hands reached down for the hoodie you were wearing and the shirt underneath it, he pulled both up enough to have a view on your pretty tits.
“Knew you were not wearing a bra.” he gave a playful pinch to your nipples.
You whined and pushed his hands away before reaching down to the band of his sweatpants to remind him of what he was supposed to do with you.
“You’re so impatient, princess, you’re lucky I love you” he mumbled.
Your heart warmed up at his words, they were like a little reminder that you were his and he was yours. “I love you too, daddy.”
He completely took your legging off and pulled his sweatpants and boxers down to his thighs. His cock was hard and red, the mere sight of it was enough to make you drool. Bringing a hand around its base, Suna started to run his tip over your puffy clit, allowing his cock to be coated of your wetness.
“You’re so shamelessly messy, puppy.” he moaned as he put the tip in, “and so fucking tight. God, no matter how many times I fuck you- you were made to take my cock, right doll? No one else’s.”
“Hmm- Only yours daddy! ‘Was made to only take you”
He groaned as he bottomed out, the wetness of your previous orgasm making it so much easier. Remembering how hard you came earlier, he started fucking you harder with the only goal in mind to make you gush as hard as he just did. The tip of his cock was kissing your cervix and reaching that one spongy spot only him could reach. You were seeing stars- figuratively and literally.
“Daddy you’re so deep” you moaned.
“I know baby, but you love it right? You love having me this deep. Say it.”
“I love it daddy! No one- no one else can fuck me like you do.”
Satisfied with your answer, Suna didn’t take mercy on you and started pounding harder into your gummy walls. Feeling you clench around him, he spat on your hardened clit and started toying with it with his thumb, just like you liked. The added stimulation only heightened your senses. You could feel everything, from the way his thumb was rubbing circles around your clit to the hard vein on his cock that felt painfully good every time he thrusted into you. Before you knew it, your orgasm started building up in you much more powerful than the one you previously had.
“Da- Daddy ‘m gonna make a mess again.”
“Yeah? Gonna gush around me? Come on pretty I know you can do it, gonna make your pretty little cunny cum.”
His other hand started toying with your hard nipple and that pushed you over the edge, cunt spasming around him and juices squirting on his old black hoodie, you came on the hood of your boyfriend’s old car. You moans were nothing compared to the grunts and groan that left Suna’s mouth, he seemed to be enjoying this more than you did.
“Fuck, you’re so perfect.” a few more thrust inside your walls were enough for him to spill his load into you.
He leaned down on you and hugged you, chest pressed against yours. You two stayed like that for a second, in a comfortable silence just enjoying each other’s presence. After a while, he pulled out of you with a wince as he saw his cum spill out of your hole. He was quick to pick up your leggings and panties and helped you put them back on.
“Don’t waste precious cum.” he said as you pulled your leggings up.
“Maybe if you stopped fucking me raw-”
“Shh, you love it.”
He pressed a kiss to your temple and opened the car door for you.
“Get in, we’re getting food.”
You excitedly clapped your hands, ready to spend some more time with him.
“And then we’re going back to my house, really gotta make you squirt again.”
“You’re a fucking perv, Suna Rintarou.”
“You’re in love with this perv.”
You smiled, because that was the complete truth.
na: sorry for the rushed ending im exhausted </3
#suna rintaro scenarios#suna rintarou#suna x you#suna x reader#inarizaki#inarizaki x you#inarizaki x reader#suna fluff#suna smut#skaterat suna#hq smut#hq fluff#haikyuu fluff#haikyuu!!#haikyuu smut#haikyuu scenarios#suna x y/n#inarizaki x y/n
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