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every metal bat and garou interaction looks like this to me
#THEY ARE SO MY SILLIES#CHAP 155 AND 156 WERE WRITTEN FOR ME AND ME ONLYYY#smth so biteable about garou but i think its j bc he’s a little bitch#one punch man#metal bat opm#garou opm
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In which the situation becomes so serious that Coppernob gives up bullying young Mathers!
HA HAA JUST KIDDING 😁
#the germans would have to be bombing barrow or something before nobby felt things were too serious for *that*#... ... ... too soon?#jobeywrites#ttte fic#ttte coppernob#coppernob things#also: the return of 15 and 18!#... i don't expect anyone to remember them but they were among my favorite one-scene wonders from AHITN#15 is mary's boyfriend#and 18 was the Sharpie who was all like 'murderous rocks? janky bridge? oh if onlyyy! pleeease sign me up! (my life is boring 😓)'
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AYMERIC DE BOREL
#🌙.rambles#THE ONE AND ONLYYY WAH#apollo n i r watching ffxiv videos in jp#WAH BABY CATBOY RAHA HES SO CUTE I LOVE HIM ;;;#AYMERIC IN JP IS#HIS LOW VOICE BUT HES SO FUCKING CUTE#HELP IM SO SMITTEN HES SO CUTE#THE SCENE WERE WE WHERE DRINKING N THE STUPID CUTE SMILE ON HIS face#SOMEDAY.....#HE GIVES ME HOPE#THIS MF IM SO IN LOVR#HELP IM SCREECHING THIS MAN#HELP WAIT I NEED TO RECOVER I AM SO FLUSTERED#THIS MAN.... AYMERIC DE BOREL#his jp voice is the same as aglovale granblue btw#i prefer aymeric's english voice imo it sounds sweeter to me#he. he's so cute. idc if he's way taller n older than my wol. he's my baby /p#HELP WAIT WAHH ;;;;; AYMERIC IS ACTUALLY SO CUTE YK I LOVE HIM SO MUCH#IM SQUEALING ALPHINAUD'S VOICE HE'S SO CUTE#ALL OF THE PREVIOUS ONES ARE CUTE YES BUT ALPHI'S EFFECT ON ME IS SPECIAL ON A WHOLE OTHER LEVEL#MY BABY BOY ! HES SO YOUNG N ADORABLE N SMART N HE'S CREATIVE TOO???? CANON GOOD AT DRAWING#I AM. IM. HE'S BASICALLY A BIT OLDER THAN ME BUT HES SO SHORTTTT HES SO CUTE HELP WAHHFJSHFJDK#HIS VOICE IS SO SOFT N GENTLE IN JP. HIS SMILE IS SO ADORABLE. HES SO BABY. IM GNA CRY#CAN WE SEND LETTERS???? THATS MY WOLAPHI LORE.... SOVBIBG HOLDING HANDS CANONICALLY IN ENDWALKER BUT#MF CALLING ME YOUR FRIEND. NO DONT APOLOGIZE. YES THANK YOU. I WILL ALWAYS TRUDT YOU#IM ALWAYS GNA BE HERE TO LISTEN TO YOU BB??? I WISH ALPHINAUD WAS REAL THIS IS MF BULLSHIT#he's my fave chara closest to my age so. im so proud of him. hes so special to me in such a way that. hes my baby aaaa 🥹#'the hour grows late and you doubtless tire of my ramblings' WRITING A LETTER TO ONE OF HIS FRIENDS THEN HEADING SHORTLY TO BED. 'SLEEP WELL#ALPHY WAS MY FIRST FAV CHARA. LET ME TELL YOU HOW PROUD I AM OF HIM. HES BEEN MY FAV FROM THE START. I AM LOYAL#sobbing inside.... emet n hermes n alphy r my top 3 favs. aymeric tied with hermes i think. alphy's so special thow how he's young like me
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GREEN-APPLE FLAVORED KADY ARC ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️
-🍨 anon
THATS WHAT IM THINKING!!! my mindset while changing themes frr we the same you and i
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literally the pet rooms at work are the evillest not bc the pets are bsd at ALL theyve all been either well behaved or very timid and avoidant so its not like they get in the way. theyre bad bc my heart wants to just pet the kittys forever
#the other day enzo who is this very very sweet shihtzu was left in the room#usually he goes on a walk with his owner while im cleaning. yk. tbey walk to town#but that day rhey didnt go on a walk so enzo was in the room with me and he was very excited at first but then realized i couldnt play with#him and then he just sat by the door sadly Lol#hes a smart dog though i think he can tell when im working vs when im just hanging iut bc umm yesterday his owner had some stuff he needed#to tell me. and enzo was all over me jumping ip so i was just.petting him the entire time his owner was talking#theyre a very very sweet duo the guy is obsessed with his dog.. the guys name is angelo BTW. hes italian if you couldnt tell#but he like. writes poems for his dog and for his late wife and its all very very sweet. he loves enzo a lot :*?#it makes me so . like babyfever but for little doggy i literally want a dog so badly i Legitimately cannot get one right now but i want .#a little dog . i want one so bad#but. as i said i shant jntil i 1. am not Sleeping in a garage and 2. get my life under control#bc i can barely take care of myself atm and it just. yk. it wouldnt be responsible of me to get one#i prolly wont be ableAt least until i move out of this house#either back home or to a new place whos to say. not me i dont know i havent decided.#but yas. enzo is the onlyyy doggy i have in all my rooms.. i have a few cat rooms though#my favorite cat is probably willy hes such a sweetie. hes okd and so fat and he isnt afraid of me at all#<- sort of a detriment bc he loves to lay on the bed while im trying to strip it. and i have to slide my hand under the covers and pry him#up. and then he makes The saddest meow ever and gets up. hes so cute#most of the other cats i dont rly see a lot... rheres maybe 3? others aside from willy and 320's cat (i dont know her name bc she Refuses#to hold still long enough for me to read her collar lol)#but the others i dont know their names Aside from oliver who is 208's cat....
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I hate coming to this placee gonna kms
#im wasting soo much time and i am expected to come in early onlyyy so the office is open for the boss#so he's not the first one in office…#that is my only purpose in coming in early bc i can do everything what i do (which is not lot) literally any time of the day#and now im just sitter in the room alonee??? bc i have nothing to dooo ill cry#mine#2023
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LADY KILLER ★ LN4
PAIRING ✦ lando norris x fem!influencer!reader
SUMMARY ✦ you're a famous influencer, and you manage to catch the eye of a certain formula one driver. [ SMAU ]
WARNINGS ✦ cursing
NOTES ✦ my first smau! the fc i've used is maria isabel, but feel free to picture whoever you want! my requests are open so feel free to leave a request :)
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yourusername getaway to the maldives was so needed ✈️
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user1 omg you're glowinggg!!
user2 prettiest girl everr 💘
tarayummyyy wifeee!
yourusername the one and onlyyy! 😉
user3 omg i was in the maldives!! wish i could've seen you :(
user4 her style is everything to me
landonorris 🔥🔥
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user5 does anyone else see lando in the likes AND comments?
user6 lando norizz back with a vengeance 🔥🔥
user7 he's been liking her posts for a whileeee now, this is the first one he's commented on though!
user8 most perfect girl ever
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yourusername new phone, who’s this? 📞
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user13 HOW ARE YOU THIS PERFECT
user14 oh to live the y/n lifestyle
landonorris professional chef 👩🍳
yourusername you know it! 😉
user15 lando got a reply??
user16 PROGRESS IN MY EYES 🔥
user17 i’d literally do anything for you
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landonorris new helmet. 2024 season has started 🏎️
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user18 RAHHH HES BACK 🦅🦅🦅
user19 he literally makes me go feral
oscarpiastri let’s gooo 🤝
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yourusername oh ur a f1 driver? you’ve never mentioned! 😊
landonorris u sure u didn’t already know? 🤷
user20 the way they match each others energiesss just get together!
user21 y/n is his likes and comments?? can he pls drop the manifestation method 🙏
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yourusername these are a few of my favorite things! 🤍
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user22 miss girl gets prettier each day!
user23 real question is which version of the song is in her caption
yourusername the sound of music version! one of my fav movies ❤️
user23 AH YOU REPLIEDDD!!
lilymhe you are stunninggg!
yourusername right back at you!! 🤍
user24 THE WAGS HAVE REACHED HER??
user25 oh so it’s SERIOUS
landonorris how many heels do you need
yourusername these aren’t even all of them
yourusername
( caption one: officially on the move ✈️❤️ | caption two: 📍Bahrain )
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yourusername this f1 thing is kinda cool idk
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user34 THE FERRARI SHIRT LMAOOO SHE'S MESSY
user35 who is the man in the second pic? 👀👀
user36 LANDOOO (let's hope!!)
landonorris who gave you that shirt...
yourusername carlosss!! 😇😇
landonorris oh!... @/carlossainz55 we'll be having words later 😊
carlossainz55 not my fault she switched sides 🤷♂️
user37 Y/N WITH TEAM FERRARI IM CREASINGGG
oscarpiastri so you acc did switch sides :(
yourusername IT'S NOT BECAUSE OF YOU OSC DW blame lando
landonorris huh why me??
oscarpiastri she doesn't need a reason you're just annoying
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landnorris so...surprise? 😁
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yourusername ARE YOU SILLYYY YOU RUINED MY SOFT LAUNCH
yourusername LANDO NORRIS I ACC HATE YOU KYS
landonorris you don't mean that 😊😊
user41 WE DID IT LADSSSS 🔥🔥🔥
user42 the secret wasn't very well kept now was it!
user43 PARENTS TOGETHER AT LAST WOOHOO
lilyzneimer ah finally!! now we double date.
yourusername oh absolutely.
oscarpiastri so do we have a say in this orrr?
landonorris i think this might just be our lives now.
user44 i am grinning from ear to ear they are so cute.
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yourusername after my oh so lovely boyfriend SPOILED my soft launch, i have no choice but to post this now 😔 happy 8 months you dork.
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landonorris the dork was a low blow
landonorris no one was expecting the 8 months now were they🔥🔥
yourusername WE WIN
user45 I BEG YOUR PARDON EIGHT MONTHSSSS??
user46 so yall weren't lying when you said you kept the secret well.
user47 i am sleeping on the highway tonight.
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#f1 imagines#formula 1#f1 x reader#smau#lando norris#f1 fanfic#f1 smau#f1 social media au#lando norris imagine#lando norris x reader#formula one x reader#formula one x you#f1 x female reader#f1 x you#formula one x y/n#lando norris x y/n#mclqren
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boyfriend! braden schneider in bed
the way nobody asked for this….. go blame @hoesforthecanes
warnings: smut and sexual situations obvi. 18+! onlyyy
- dsjfhksdf SO
- sweet boy Braden
- the most monogamous person sorry
- he loves that you’re his girl and his girl only
- in every sense
- very protective a lil jealous
- nothing that guys can’t talk about but yes it does bother him if other men look at you because
- “you’re mine.”
- not necessarily in an aggressive way but he’s very territorial let’s say
- oh but he has the biggest heart eyes for you
- he wanted to make sure he really really liked you before trying anything
- like the fact that you’re his girlfriend turns him tf ON
- so yes he did make sure to ask you to be his girl properly and directly
- and yes he did wait until then to take you to bed
- and he is so sweet
- melts in your mouth sweet
- i feel like he’s sort of always staring at you a lil bit
- but when he wants you
- he CANNOT take his eyes off you
- wherever you guys are you will feel him staring, burning into you
- if you ask him anything ???? The lights are on but there’s no one home
- he can only say yes or no
- “You… alright, babe?”
- and he just nods slowly and he keeps studying your face
- thinking about all the ways he can have you
- the wheels are just endlessly turning in there
- like you KNOW you have to go home because this man has tuned everything out
- if you don’t go home soon enough he’ll start to get touchy
- like veeeeery touchy
- he does not! Care! He will straight up grope you in public
- squeeze your ass while his body is fully against you….
-…. At the grocery store. He cannot compute anything but you rn
- in bed he’s really just as tender
- he really loves slow sex especially after a date or something
- Braden like to soak up everything when you guys are together
- no pun intended
- he loves sex w you and he’s very present for every single moment
- more of a sensual person than a sexual one tbh
- he does love to be inside you but also everything else that hints or regards sex drives him crazy
- so he can make out with you for hours
- he loves it when it’s slow and romantic or hard and sloppy and needy
- he loves feeling his tongue run against yours like there’s something about that
- it makes his cock so hard so quick
- when you run your hands on his skin
- like if you rub his thighs or his hips it makes him crazy
- he loves it when you grind against him too
- or feeling your underwear soak through ???? Oof
- you’ve made out while just touching each other over your underwear for hoursss
- a big big talker
- you cannot quiet him down in the bedroom
- words just come out of him
- whether he’s fucking you or eating you out or whatever it is
- LOOOVES to talk into your skin
- “You’re so pretty when you moan like that.”
- talks into your pussy constantly
- literally with spit dribbling from his lips
- “You’re so fucking gorgeous. you taste so good, baby, it drives me wild.”
-“i can feel you pulsating against my tongue, my girl.”
- loves to praise but ummm loves to be praised more
- if you tell him he’s doing a good job…. Game over
- it turns him on so much that his whole body twitches as his cock gets harder
- it’s almost too much to take for him
- he gets lightheaded seriously
- whenever you tell him how good he’s making you feel/how good it feels/etc
- he squeezes his eyes tight tight
- because he doesn’t want to be distracted by anything and just focus on your words and the pleasure
- “you’re so good to me, B. No one has ever made me feel like this.”
- if you keep the talk going he starts to shake
- like telling Braden that he played well when you meet him outside of the locker room is dangeroussss
- he’d get so blushy jskdfhklasjd
- foreplay is his thing
- there’s been times that you two have cum multiple times simply from playing with each other
- and he’s so good with that
- 69…. A favorite of his
- he likes it that you guys touch each other at the same time
- all of this meaning that you guys can go at it all night
- def loses track of time buried in between your legs
- and he LOVES to cum more than once
- he figured out if he can get past the initial overstimulation it feels so good to cum again
- he’s figured out a way to have a good pace when you guys fuck or play so that you’re both at the edge of overstimulation but not there and it’s titillating
- sex is always always always hours long he’s not a guy that messes with quickies
- it’s sacred time between you two
- if he goes in with heart eyes he comes out of it with even bigger feelings for you. The goal is always to bring you guys closer no matter what the physical outcome is
- his kryptonite is teasing tho
- he’s the most needy when he’s horny
- teasing would drive him insane
- he has this insane belief that maybe if he waits it out he will feel less horny
- but it never happens that way. The more he waits the harder he gets
- until his cock is so swollen
- like a dark, deep red, throbbing swollen
- that he can’t take it anymore
- he doesn’t like to take anything from you but he’ll def voice it
- “baby, please, let’s go home”
- “I fucking need you so bad”
- “you want to feel what you’re doing to me? Touch it, baby, no one’s looking right now.”
- all muttered in your ear while he checks around
- and when he’s needy he gets
- whimpery
- any little touch or praise makes him whimper
- audibly !
- or groan too. Like the deepest groan
- that being said
- when he’s traveling…. His biggest nightmare
- porn will simply not do it for him he could care less about any random ass video
- he loves getting nudes from you but will never ever ever ask
- he needs your FaceTime dates
- NEEDS them
- or he loses it
- mentally he’s not there without the daily FaceTimes
- this man is so golden retriever cute he’ll set up his phone and everything
- he was actually really shy to ask you first so you guys had a talk about it
- the first roadies you’d send each other snapchats with the audio ON
- the amount of snaps you’ve gotten that the camera is shaky because he’s coming so hard but he still tries to keep it in focus :’)
- until one day he just FaceTimed you
- “baby, I just, I fucking miss you so much, I’m going to explode.”
- “look how fucking hard you made me, and you’re not even here.”
- and he’s fully naked on the hotel bed flushed flushed flushed and sweaty
- “nothing will do it, baby, I need you. i need to see you, please.”
- so whiny it’s endearing
- you stripped for him and touched yourself on FaceTime and he came so so quickly
- so now it’s kinda exciting when he goes on trips because you know it’ll be a lil different in the best way possible
- when he gets really desperate he-
- “I’m going to fly you out, fuck, I don’t fucking care. I’m flying you out, I need to touch you.”
- while he’s pumping at his cock so feverishly
- his legs twitch too and seeing every muscle move involuntarily while he grinds up into his hand…
- makes you lose it
- being in the hotel does not stop the talk
- “Can I see you? let me see, doll.”
- “Please touch yourself for me, baby. Look how pretty your pussy is, god.”
- “I’ve been edging all day for you, baby.”
- “i can’t wait to see you, princess, i can’t wait to be inside you again.”
- and when he cums
- oh
- it’s like the world shakes
- his head fully goes back into his pillow
- eyes fluttering stuck on the ceiling
- mouth slack open
- and the loudest, deepest groan you’ve ever heard
- he does not give a shit about any chirps
- like not only single fuck given
- it just feels too good
- giggles after he cums kfhaskjfh
- 10/10 you guys
#braden schneider#Braden schneider blurb#Braden schneider smut#Braden schneider rpf#Braden schneider imagine#Braden schneider x reader#new york rangers#nhl#nhl smut#smut#blurb#nhl fic#nhl blurb#nhl imagines#nhl rpf#nhl imagine#hockey#kikiwrites
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i spent all of today rewatching almost the entirety of TDROTI and drawing... A LOT of drawing. (don’t judge if the designs look off, it was my first time drawing most of them in years)
scott was fun to stylize! i didn’t like drawing his short hair so i gave him a longer hairstyle.
samkota and jock stole my heart, i think it’s obvious
also the lightning is bowie’s uncle/cousin/whatever relative hc is SOOO real. personally i like to think of him as an uncle :3
more thoughts under the cut!!
first order of business, favorites! in no particular order, brick, jo, cameron and scott! also maybe lightning too, guy was so funny, i forgot how much i loved this cast
least favorite would obviously be staci but if i had to pick the non-obvious one maybe dawn BUT ONLYYY because everyone else is so much higher up OKAY DON’T KILL ME i adore her but i don’t think i can put her above many others...
scott is probably one of my favorite antagonists of the series, after heather (1st) and alejandro (2nd) :3
i also liked dawn and b more than i expected to. too bad they dipped so early. dakota, sam, mike and zoey were also cool :3 b could’ve probably made the favorites list if he stayed longer
they treated the girls so unfairly. especially jo, zoey and dakota - they deserved so much better!! i fully believe jo’s internalized mysoginy should’ve been adressed and resolved but then against this was the 2010s when the ‘not like other girls’ stuff was flying off the shelves
btw jo is sooo me at 10-12 i love her so much it’s actually unreal
i get the jomaria craze. it’s not for me but i get it so fucking much oh my god
brick and jo should’ve made out ugly ripaxel style /hj (only HALF joking. HALF.)
i fucking loved those two. seriously. i loved them so much they should’ve become proper friends or at least allies!!
scott you will always be famous (i will inflict so much trauma upon him in my AU)
vito and anne maria... annito... i get it. i really do
CAMERON <3 i loveddd the guy i’m a sucker for little dumbass nerds he totally won in my heart (and now in my AU too!!)
SHA-LIGHTNING!!! the guy EVER!!!
my favorite alter was vito and i will not elaborate (i’m lying i will. he had a fun accent and a different hair-do. also he and anne maria bounced off each other so well) close second is svetlana. like so close that they’re tied
BRICK FASHION ICON!!! I LOVE HE!!!!!
i’m running out of good thoughts umm err uhh ehh SAMKOTA AND JOCK!!! YAY!!!
LOVE WINS!!!!!!!
#total drama#total drama island#total drama revenge of the island#td#tdi#tdroti#roti#td jo#td mike#td scott#td brick#td dawn#td lightning#td sam#td dakota#td cameron#td zoey#td bowie#(cameo)#i imagine he’s 12 in the drawing#td jock#samkota#td fanart#tdi fanart#total drama fanart#my art
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IMPORTANT QUESTIONS -
[ ot7 x reader ]
LOSERS 😟
8 participants - 8 online
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y/n: ass or tits?
jk: tits.
y/n: oh?
jk: preferably yours
in my face
all the time
y/n: not all the time
jk: all
the
time.
jimin: is he dunk??
when have jungkook ever been that forward
yoongi: right.
anyways ass
namjoon: what happened to hello
how was your day?
miss you?
jin: tits
y/n: fair
tae: both
i say both
do i?
yes i do
or do i…
um
wait
nvm
okay both final answer
y/n: booo pick one
tae: come back to me
y/n: jimin?
jimin: ass 😌
jk: wrong the answer is tits right y/n?
hobi: is jungkook drunk omg
jimin: RIGHT I WAS SAYING
y/n: hoseok ur answer?
hobi: i have no answer because i’m a feminist 🙏🏻
tae: liar
because i am a REAL feminist i say ass #womenarethebest
y/n: ur all so predictable
thought i would be shocked and surprised
tae: are shocked and surprised not the same thing?
jimin: no?
jin: yes?
yoongi: who cares?
jk: i’m crying
hobi: LMAO
sorry i’m not laughing at you i’m laughing with you
jk: but i’m not laughing
i’m crying
namjoon: why are you crying??
jk: i think i’m drunk
jimin: i could of told you that
jin: who let the loser drink omg
tae: jungkook is borderline an alcoholic and we need to talk about it
yoongi: i prefer not to
let him suffer in silence
y/n: yoongi omg?!
yoongi: *yeah let’s help him 👍🏻
jk: i am nojt and alcoholick
tae: see now he can’t spell
look at the alcohol poisoning his mind the youth these days
namjoon: jungkook had been drinking a lot lately
jk: NO
ony
olly
onl
onlyyy
only every saturday
jin: it’s tuesday?
jk: what
yoongi: hes a grown man i say let him drink his life away
#freewill
jimin: rip bro
jk: rest easy i’ll miss you 💗😭
who died?
y/n: yikes!!!
jin: jungkook this is an invention
hobi: don’t you mean intervention??
jin: didn’t you fall at the grammys??
y/n: HELPOEODO
hobi: WHAT THE FUCK????
jk: what did you in
vvent jin?
jin: THIS IS AN INTERVENTION JUNGKOOK
put the alcohol down you are a light weight and a loser when you are drunk
jk: wJAHT
WHAT
NO
NO
NO
who told you i was dRunk
yoongi: i say this is a problem beyond us guys #letssleep
y/n: now i agree
#movingon
jimin: do you believe that jungkook is princess diana reincarnated?
tae: what is princess diana
y/n: i believe in the jungkook first life theory
jin: jungkook not british wtf
yoongi: no
jk: ipad
namjoon: what the fuck
jimin: i think jungkook isn’t real and we all made him up because we needed someone to bully
jk: i’m am a real
y/n: standing with the first life theory
jin: i stand with the not real theory
yoongi: he’s dead
hobi: robot boy built in space by tiny ants
jk: some times i thin k ants are iN my braiN
hobi: see
yoongi: who ate my pizza?
tae: who would do that omg 😭😭😭?
y/n: was tae
yoongi: figured
namjoon: i am genuinely concerned for all of you
y/n: namjoon is an ass guy
jimin: real
namjoon: ???
hobi: imagine we got jumped by all of nct and seventeen at the same time
y/n: hot
jk: 2 baddies 2 baddies
jin: why would they want to jump us
are we not their idols?
namjoon: you can’t just assume we are everyone’s idols jin
jin: why not?
tell me mr kim namjoon
…
right
stfu
don’t talk to me for the rest of they day
tae: imagine getting stomped on by all of them
y/n: i’m sick of pretending i’m okay with taehyungs freaky little foot fetish
yoongi: agreed
hobi: i say let’s kick him
namjoon lowkey got one too and no one talks about it
y/n: REAL
jimin: SO GLAD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHOS NOTICED
KICK THEM BOTH
jk: wwweowowowwwww
jin: omg forgot about jungkook
where even are you rn bff
namjoon: i do not have a foot fetish
jk: i with my otherR friends Butte dw im nottt replacing u guys
yoongi: he has other friends?
jk: yoongi my BIGGEST HATEFR LRTS TALK ABUTTT UIT
jimin: namjoon you literally post pictures of your feet on the internet for fun like
y/n: just like tae but make it aesthetic
jk: yoongi just saY ur in liove with y/n and go
jin: OMGhwhdhdhdhd
hobi: WOAHSHSHDHHSHDNDND
y/n: NO CUZ YOONGI ME PERSONALLY I WOULD HAVE ITTTT
tae: i have love i want to share
jin: this is not about you tae
omg yoongi typing
hobi: kinda nervous
namjoon: that does not mean i have a foot fetish wtf?
jin: someone tell namjoon to stfu we have bigger problems rn
hobi: namjoon jin said to stfu cuz we have bigger problems rn
yoongi: if i wanted her i could have her just saying
you should be thanking me tbh ur little crush isn’t that much of a secret
y/n: NEHHEHDBFBFBFBBF
hobi: I SCREAMEDDDDDDDDDDD
jimin: DAMNNSNDJ
jin: YOONGI ATE SORRY
tae: i have a crush
jin kicked tae from the gc
jin: he can come back after
jk: wjat I HAVVBBBB Njko nncrudhj
jimin: someone translate i beg im too invested
hobi: fight i say
to the death preferably
yoongi: going to bed
gn y/n
y/n: ur so evil omg
gn yoongi
jimin: NO CUZ JUNGKOOK GONNA CRY WHEN HE READ THIS WHEN HES SOBER
jin: YOONGI JUST DID JUNGKOOK SO FUCKING NASTY OMSHSHSH
hobi: YIKES LAMSKDKOD
namjoon: damn
jin: jungkook wya????
jimin: express your thoughts rn this is a safe place
jk: i canTttty sea
hobi: he’s so fucked up
jin added tae to the gc
tae: let’s run away together
forget all the drama bae just you and me against the world
jimin: omg ok 🥺
tae: ew not u wtf
was taking to y/n
jimin: EW???
tae: ew.
would rather kms
xoxoxox
y/n: you know you can just open a mcdonald’s if you have the money like that’s so crazy
jin: i don’t care for that type of food
they are serving you horseback and pig feet
hobi: did you not eat it yesterday?
jin: don’t let me get you again
hobi: this is a toxic friend group
namjoon: do you guys really think i have a foot fetish?
y/n: come on now…
jimin: 10000%
hobi: there is no doubt in my mind
jin: YEAH
tae: it’s okay bro
namjoon: you are the last person i want comfort from
tae: WTF???
last time i’m ever being nice
fuck you
kys how about that?
hobi: how you like that?
that that that that that that
y/n: where did jungkook go
jin: dead
jimin: crying
tae: idk
namjoon: he probably fell asleep it is like 2 am??
tae: namjoon kinda annoying guys
jin: someone had to say it!!
i agree
namjoon: sorry i am the only functional one in this group?
jin: look at him getting all defensive omg
tae: you cant even cut food right so how functional are you really?
jimin: no cuz remember when he was cutting that fucking carrot omg
namjoon: bye it’s late and u guys are annoying
tae: loser
y/n: cheer up joonie
jin: pussy
…
HELP i feel so bad cuz i was writing an individual one and i just couldn’t think of shit to say writing the gc ones are so much easier but i promise i’ll fix up and write more individual ones i just wanted to release something cuz i’ve been posting consistently lately and don’t want to break the streak so sorry if this one feels a bit rushed love you all comments reblogs and likes are always greatly appreciated and TY for being sosososo nice to me in my inbox entirely grateful love u xoxox
( also pls ignore any mistakes if there are any it is literally almost 2 am and i cant see straight will go fix it later love u )
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Hii~ I'm kinda shy when it comes to interacting with other people who like this fetish too buuuuut...👉👈
Can you tickle and tease my belly and pearl until I go into a gigglegasm?
I love your stuff! ^^
Awwwwe my cutttieee~~ it's okay to be bashfullll~ butttt mmmh
I'm gonna make you bluuuushgasmmm~ oooh yesss because it's sooo adorable when someone is so shy about their cute sensitive ticklishness on their royal area oooh yess ~ sooo here's the snickerdeal~~ I'm gonna take my fluffffy soft supply blushyyy brush and we're gonna glide it upppp and down your regal lipssss oooh, just like this~! Up and down we goooo and yes those are just my fingers tickling at your thiiighsss ~ nowww, open uppp for your tickle mama mmmhmm oooopennn open nowww ~! tickle tickle~ tickles are rapping at your doooor~ brussshy soft brushesss up and down your lipsss and down and up again~~ coochie coooo~ does it feel good? Yeah? mmh open upppp for your gigglesss~! There we gooo mhmm showww off your royal pearl yesss ~ goooood gigglegirl~
Gooood coochie coooochie girl~ Now that you're opened up a littleee we'lll take the brush and just bareeeely graze that lil pearly ~ we don't want to rush it now mmmh mhh ~ and this cute trembly bellly with that twitchy sweet navel? Oooh yes, I see that bellybuttonnn ~ don't think I don't see itttt~ we're gonna kissss mmhmm~ give me those giggliess now you lovely shy gigglegirl~ let it alll out for your Amyyy~ I'll kiss everyyy giggly bounce as you feeeel this soft soft girly girly brush gliding up and down your pearly pearl~ But onlyyy the lightest of tickles yesss, and gentlest of kissiess~ muuuah muah muah muahh soffft plush lipsss on that bouncy tummyyy ~ do you like my kissess? yeahh? How about my blush brush, blushing up your adorable royal button~ maybeee side to side? ooh, that's a reaction. The skipppy skippy dooo with my brush, bounce bounce on your pearllll? Tickle tickle~ ticklish pearl~
Do you wanna gigglecum? Yeahh? Keep that girly area open my snickerdoodleee ~ I'll make you feeel sooo good ~ awww, do you like when the brush twirls like that on your swollen cute girly button? You wanna cum? Would you like toooo? Yes? No? You dooo? You want to have an orgasm triggered by ticklesss? A ticklegassssm? Is your pearl sooo wanting and neeedyyyy just so bothered and worked up and tiiiiickled? Tell me all about it darlinggg~ I wanna hear everything you're feeling ~ and I'll just brush my lips on your lower belly now~ bounce it out, giggle it out and give me allll your giggles and ticklish confessions~ Brushy brushy boooo the siiides of your pearlyyyy side to sideee swirlyyy swirlyyy~
Awww you wanna snickercum? Okayyyy go ahead sweetieee but ooh I'm not making it easy am I? Just those light feathery brushes on your pearlyyyy while I kisss your tummy and squeeze your side? Is it hard to focus on one sensation like that awwwwe sorryyyy but that's what cutie pies neeeed ~ you're cute and adorable and you neeed to be teased like thisss ~ this is good for youuu~ how about a little tappppy tooo? Lil tappy tickles on your girly part? Let's let ms brush have a break and just entertain your quivering thighssss with brushiesss while I get thissss wiggly finger and let it dip into your bellybutton in and outttt and in and outtt ~ awww I knowww you're sooo worked up and hot in your royal girly area huh~ tickle tickle tickle~
And now lets get this other wiiiigly single finger and we're gonna tappy tap liiightly on that pearl. Ooh yesss darling ~ I'm gonna single finger ticklegasm youuu mmhmmm ~ just oneee finger stroking and poking that navel and one finger lovingly caressing that pearlyyy with the lightest of touches, just the tip of my finger on the tip of your button~ the sliiightest touchh and you'll lay there and take ittt because you wannnt that gigglecum don't yaaa ~ mmh you're adorable and sweet and you're gonna ticklegassm and then I'm gonna tickleee tickle tickle youuuu until you're a fuzzy pile ooh yesss ~ go ahead and let go just let it out gigglegasm for me and then I'm gonna blushy brush your sweeet pearl all the way through and raspberry this bellyyyy until you're a messy melted fluff ~
and then we're gonna snickersnuggle ~ my arms holding you to meee as I keep that belly bouncing with endlessss teasing ticklesss~<3
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MY PRINCESS
NETIRYI X AVATAR NA'VI! FEM! QUARICH DAUGHTER! READER
Summary: Reader takes Jake's place as Netiyri's love interest. Instead of Netiyri mating with Jake she mates with reader. The first omotacaya woman who falls in love with another woman.
Warning(s): smut!!! 18+ ONLYYY!!!!!!! Fingering, praise Kink, oral fxf receiving. Cursing. Foreplay, nipple play just disgusting horny smut😂😂
A whole lot of smut because ya girl is in love with Netyiri and she doesn't get enough love for us bo/lesbian women out there.
I giggled as Netyiri was running ahead of me. Me and I officially made it. We are now Omotacaya people. I was falling even harder for the leader's daughter. She was beautiful, a smile that made my heart flutter everytime I'd make her laugh.
I feel like she loves Jake, though, so I would never tell anyone my feelings for the Princess.
I wanted to know what it's like to feel her lips against mine, but I knew that she was meant to be mates with Tsu'tey. He was someone who would keep her protected, as I would only lead danger to a world that I was supposed to learn, then to squeal to the evil leader that I call my father. If my father knew the feelings that I had for a Na'Vi, let alone falling for a woman, I'd have my head cut off.
"Hurry up!" I was trying my best to keep up with her, I wasn't as fast as her yet but I was almost there.
"I got you!" I heard her squeal when I got her tail.
"Such a baby." Netiryi said in a teasing voice.
"I am not a baby!" I whined.
"Baby." She said, as Netyiri stops.
"Come." She grabs my hands in hers as she drags me to the sacred tree.
"You are Omotacaya now. You can make bow from home tree." She paused as she connected her queue to the tentical like branches that glow purple.
"And, you may chose a man." Netiryi sounded sad, as she looked away continue to listen to the voices.
"Za'koat, he is great hunter." I smiled softly.
"I don't want Za'koat." Netiryi looks at me, her green eyes looked sad.
"There is Ture'ot(im just bullshitting random letters together), he is a great singer." I lightly laughed as I faced my body towards hers.
"I don't want him either." She looks at me again, and she decided to name one more man.
"There is Jake." I placed a hand over my mouth.
"I have already chosen, if she chose me." My heart pounding in my chest, I licked my lips as she smiled at me, her ears twitched back.
"She already has." I kissed her.
The kiss was sweet, her lips soft, I leaned my forehead against hers as my breathing was heavy.
My lips crashed against hers, this time more rough then the first.
"Kissing is great, but we have something better." My breathing was heavy along with hers.
"Are you sure about this?" I asked, she nods her head leaning her lips against mine.
"I am with you now, Y/N." I smiled against her lips.
"I love you." I whispered.
She jumps on me as she wraps her arms around my neck, my hands wrapped around her small waist as our teeth clashed against one another's.
My fingers roamed up her body, a small moan left her lips when I squeezed her breasts.
"Lie down, Princess." I whispered, she whimpered but complied.
I was on top, slowly grinding my closed pussy against hers.
I lowered my body so I was able to press kisses down her neck.
"Nga yawne lu oer." She breathed.
I nibbled lightly against her skin, her nails raking my back as I swirled my tongue against her erract nipple. A low whine escaped her mouth, as I pinched the other one.
"Louder for me princess, you sound so sweet." I praised.
"Touch me. Please!" She cried, her back arched as I had my hand just above her core.
"You mean, right here?" A michivous smirk plastered on my face, as my hand was directly on her pussy.
"Yes! Yes!" She shouted, I chuckled darkly at her desperateness.
"As you wish princess." I slowly moved the cloth that covered her pussy.
I lightly blew on it causing another whimper to escape her mouth.
"Such a sweet little pussy. Only mine." I moved her thighs so her legs were over my shoulder.
I spit on her pussy, as I licked a long stripe.
"Oh!" She gasped, my tongue lapped against her pussy as she continued to squirm.
"Such a sweet little pussy. You taste so good Nga yawne lu oer." Her core has gotten even more soaked with each praise.
I added a finger into her tight pussy, I went slow, not wanting her to cum.
"Faster! So close Nga yawne lu oer, so close!" She cried tears poured at the edge as I continued to torture her pussy.
"Patience, Princess." I chuckled against her core. I dropped her legs.
"Hold them." I demanded, I could feel my own arousal as I had to grind against nothing.
"Good girl, princess." I cooed, I pushed two fingers into her pussy.
"If only the village could hear your cries. Am I making you feel this good princess?" She whines, her pussy clenching against my fingers as I could tell she's about to burst.
A loud scream escaped her lips as she cummed on my fingers. I continued to lap my tongue against her pretty cunt as I wanted her to cum again.
"Can you give me one more princess? I think you can." She was a total mess underneath me.
Her fingers were digging deeply in the dirt as her other hand was pressing my head into her cunt.
I put three fingers in this time, my hand was about to fall off but I couldn't stop myself. I loved the noises she made. As I was pumping my fingers into her she let's out a scream.
"What happened?" She cries.
"You squirted, babygirl." I have never made a woman do that before.
"What is that?" She asks.
"It's when you're overestimated, and you shoot liquid."(I don't really know how to describe it).
"Can I try it on you next?" I chuckled.
"Let me pleasure you this round, maybe next round you could." She smiled dreamily at me.
"Feel so good." She had her hands fisting her titties as her mouth was opened.
"I could tell you're about to cum princess, cmon cum again for me baby." I cooed, she quickly cums.
Her toes curled, as her legs continued to shake. A loud moan escaped from her mouth as I pulled my fingers out after her high.
"Taste yourself sweetheart." I said in a moan with one finger that covers her juices in my mouth.
She leans forwards and I stuck my finger in her mouth as she moaned.
"You taste so good, Don't you sweetie?" She groans in response, she twirls her tongue against my finger as she collects every drop of her juice.
"Feel good baby?" She nods her head, leaning in for a kiss, I could taste her sweet cunt on my tongue as I moan.
"You're soaked." She could see a wet spot on the cloth that barely covers my body.
"You're next." She said.
And boy was I in for a treat.
A/N: this was my first time writing smut. I hope you enjoy it. Should I write pt2? But this time it's Netiryi eating out the reader? Lmk
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Demon slayer SLEEPOVER (part 2)
(okay in this one we might get into the 14+) (the ships Tankana (HE IS A SIMP FOR HER AND ONLYYY HER(TANJIRO IS A SIMP FOR KANAO SO BE READY) Zeneku (nezuko and zenitzu) GeNmUi ( Genya X MUchiro) giyuXSHinObu or Sangiyu (i ship both ways) inoaoi) thats all i have to say oh and enjoy)
Giyu: who gave rengoku coffee...
mitsruri: he will be fine
tanjiro: i dont think so...
Nezuko: Mhmhmmm (nezuko nosies)\
Zenitzu: Mr Rengoku is umm...
sanemi: WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOF IDEA TO GIVE RENGOKU COFFEE
giyu: MItsuri
shinobu: oh kanao said she was going to be here soon-
Tanjiro: (simp mode attivated)
Inosuke: Lenjiro has gone simp mode agian
Zenitzu: YOU DUMB PIG ITS TANJIRO NOY LENJIRO
sanemi: ARE WE FORGETING ABOUT RENGOKU WHO IS CAFFINATED WITH FLASHY
(after that...*it took 1 hour* anyways they are about to start the game when all the sudden...KANAO WALKS IN)
Tanjiro: (smips even more)
shinobu: T-Tanjiro lets not reapet last time please
Tanjiro: (grins)
Sanemi,Zenitzu,Inosuke,Tegaen, Rengoku: what happened last time?
Shiobu: lets just say TAnjiro went into full simp mode...FULL SIMP MODE
sanemi; pff cant be that bad its tanjiro
shinobu: EVEN INOSUKE WAS SCARED
Genya, Muchiro: Dyamn
zenitzu: and they live,,,
kanao: should i be scared..
Tanjiro: Hey~
Kanao: h-hello tanjiro
Tanjiro: wanna Fuc-
Giyu: TANJIRO NOOOO
sanemi,muchiro,rengoku, tegan, mitsuri,inosuke,aoi,zenitzu:...
(nezuko is sleeping)'
Genya: brooo,,,wtf
Tanjiro: MY WIFE
Kanao: Tanjiro your scaring me
Tanjiro: grrrrr~
shinobu: TANJIRO I WILL TIE YOU UP
(another 10 minutes later the FINALLY sit down to play spin the bottle)
Genya: wait how do you play
Muchiro: umm...i forgot
mitsuri: sooo (explans it) and genya you go first
genya: W-What
snamei: oh dont be a little bitch
genya: fine (spins it and it lands on muchiro)
(genyas having a bi panic rn)
Genya: im not gayyyyyyyyyyy,,, wait or am i...
sanemi: ...
mitsuri: you have to kiss muchiro~
genya: FINEEEEE
muchiro: huh-
(genya kisses muchiro)
Everyone: ...........................
sanemi: god damn.. ik your gay but like
mitsuri:aww
genya: can we just move on....
Tanjiro: (still simping for his queen)
aoi: i made some snacks for everyone!
inoukse: FOOOOOODDDDDDD
rengoku: UMAI UMAI
aoi: (blushes at inoskue)
(TIME SKIP ITS NOW 11:00 and still no one is asleep)
Tanjrio: MARRY MEEEEEE KANAO
Kanao: tanjiro... this is the 5th time you have asked me
(im tired i spent 1 whole day making this ill make a part 3)
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I forgor Im an artist 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Ignore how I draw Auglur a lot it's mostly for my friend (who is THE ONE AND ONLYYY AUGLUR FAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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literally the pet rooms at work are the evillest not bc the pets are bsd at ALL theyve all been either well behaved or very timid and avoidant so its not like they get in the way. theyre bad bc my heart wants to just pet the kittys forever
#the other day enzo who is this very very sweet shihtzu was left in the room#usually he goes on a walk with his owner while im cleaning. yk. tbey walk to town#but that day rhey didnt go on a walk so enzo was in the room with me and he was very excited at first but then realized i couldnt play with#him and then he just sat by the door sadly Lol#hes a smart dog though i think he can tell when im working vs when im just hanging iut bc umm yesterday his owner had some stuff he needed#to tell me. and enzo was all over me jumping ip so i was just.petting him the entire time his owner was talking#theyre a very very sweet duo the guy is obsessed with his dog.. the guys name is angelo BTW. hes italian if you couldnt tell#but he like. writes poems for his dog and for his late wife and its all very very sweet. he loves enzo a lot :*?#it makes me so . like babyfever but for little doggy i literally want a dog so badly i Legitimately cannot get one right now but i want .#a little dog . i want one so bad#but. as i said i shant jntil i 1. am not Sleeping in a garage and 2. get my life under control#bc i can barely take care of myself atm and it just. yk. it wouldnt be responsible of me to get one#i prolly wont be ableAt least until i move out of this house#either back home or to a new place whos to say. not me i dont know i havent decided.#but yas. enzo is the onlyyy doggy i have in all my rooms.. i have a few cat rooms though#my favorite cat is probably willy hes such a sweetie. hes okd and so fat and he isnt afraid of me at all#<- sort of a detriment bc he loves to lay on the bed while im trying to strip it. and i have to slide my hand under the covers and pry him#up. and then he makes The saddest meow ever and gets up. hes so cute#most of the other cats i dont rly see a lot... rheres maybe 3? others aside from willy and 320's cat (i dont know her name bc she Refuses#to hold still long enough for me to read her collar lol)#but the others i dont know their names Aside from oliver who is 208's cat....
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omg congrats on 1.5k darling!!! that’s amazing!!
i think you know what i’m here for lol, you know what they do to guys like us in prison + eddie munson
ah well, first of all, bex- thank you so much <33 !! second of all, can't blame you for wanting some eddie smut hehehe... anyways.... here it is ;)
this request is part of my 1.5k celebration? want to join? look here!
EDDIE MUNSON | NSFW HEADCANONS
pairing: eddie munson x f! reader
warnings: pure smut! (obv) 18+ onlyyy
so, starting of I know a loooot of people are into eddie's rings- but actually when the two of you first started having sex he was really good about always taking his rings off before touching you too heavily. he honestly believed they would just prohibit him from using his hands correctly and he thought they'd totally bother you- that was until one time when he'd forgotten to take them off and the cool metal brushed against your clit as his finger was making its way to your hole- he will never forget the way your body shivered and the pleasure filled sigh you let out- just from the simple touch.... ever since then he always keeps his rings on during sex.
HUUUUGE into praise- giving and receiving- he's just a super sweet guy outside of the bedroom, so it's only natural that that aspect is taken into the bedroom too, the whole time you're fucking he's constantly praising you.
"Oh, my pretty baby always doing such a good job for me"
"-'m so lucky to have such a perfect angel who takes my cock so well"
AND IF YOU PRAISE HIM? oh my god, one "pretty boy" or "you always treat me so well baby" and he's cumming, literally right there.
maybe this is kind of, fucked up sounding... but i feel like eddie is the sort of guy who gets horny during horror movies... i can't quite explain it- it's not the death and murder that turns him on... just the thrill of it, the anticipation, they get his blood going... and that blood just goes straight to his cock.
likes listening to music during sex, he thinks it "sets the mood", also, it helps with his nerves- but don't worry he's not going to be playing any Slayer or Death in the moment (unless you're into that) he'll probably set the mood with something more mellow, like doom metal... or if he's feeling real sensual he'll show a different side of him and play some Depeche Mode or early 80s Cure
Really into spit... spitting on his fingers/cock before he slides them inside you, spitting on your cunt to get him ready for you, watching you drool all over his cock when it's shoved down your throat. its gross and he loves it.
loves when you're a little mean to him, you making smart remarks or just being a little snappy at him even in just an everyday setting will immediately have him popping a boner.
he's got a box full of dirty polaroids of you- in all different sorts of positions and various states of undress- and he looooves looking at them. if he was living alone he'd definitely have them taped up to his wall.
has a HUGE thing for innocence and corruption- he knows deep down he's not the bad guy everyone makes him out to be, and you know that too- but it's so sexy when he plays into the role.
"My sweet little angel loves getting ruined by the town freak, doesn't she?"
"God, I've just turned you into a big fucking whore- how would everyone at school react if they found out sweet, perfect y/n lets Eddie 'the freak' Munson do whatever he wants to her?"
Steals your panties... yeah sorry... he's a little bit a HUGE perv. you'll be out of your room for a moment and he'll snoop around, poking through your drawers until he finds a pair of skimpy lace panties and he's practically drooling, picturing you in them while desperately trying to shove the bunched-up material into his tight pockets.
LOVES fucking you while you wear his Hellfire Club shirt. you throw it on after you take a shower at his place one day and he's immediately fucking breathless watching you tote around in his clothes- he's kissing on you just about the second he lays his eyes on you, and you're moving to take the shirt off to give him better access to your chest but he's immediately pushing your hands down, "no, this stays on"
LOVES BEING MARKED, whether its hickies on his neck, or lipstick stains on his clothes, or scratches down his back, oh he fucking loves it. he loooves when you get possessive of him, he's yours, and he fucking loves being yours.
into pain (for himself) not like... a huge masochist, but... but light sprinkles of pain here and there really get him going. you pulling at his hair, or nipping at his skin, scratching him up, maybe even giving him a light slap across the face- he could cum right there.
#bex 🥀#three cheers for 1.5k#eddie munson#eddie munson x reader#eddie munson smut#eddie munson headcanons
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