out of all the things to expect from Dracula, i didn’t expect to see, in the text, van Helsing going “oh my GOD we’re ACTUALLY a polycule”
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the continued adventures of an internet user who was frozen in 2004 and defrosted in 2021: some things are just the way you left them
previous 2004 internet user comics are here: one, two, three, four, five; or just in my 2004 tag
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i have lots of flaws but i do at least take a fair amount of comfort knowing that, if i were a customer NPC in a fast food/retail management game, i would be one of the chill early-level ones that can wait a super long time before they start getting impatient, and you breathe a sigh of a relief when you see them show up in a harder level
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Damian: Baba, I've brought a new member into the family. His name is Raul The Rat. Would you like to hold him?
Bruce, who's scared out of his skin of rats: yes
Damian: Excellent. Mama?
Talia, who's even MORE scared: yes my precious child of course
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