#Incorrect SAO Quotes
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Eugeo: The first time I ever got upset in front of Kirito , he put his arms around me and it was so awkward that I had to ask him if he was hugging me or reaching for something on the shelf behind me.
Kirito : I was doing both, for your information.
Asuna: The first time Kirito hugged me, it was such a disaster we didn’t make eye contact for, like, a week after.
#incorrect quotes#incorrect sao quotes#sword art online#sao alicization#sword art online alicization#kirito#kirito kirigaya#kirito sao#kirisuna#sao eugeo#eugeo#asuna x kirito#asuna sao#asuna yuki#source: unknown
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Jiang Cheng: I can't believe you just ran off on your own like that!
Wei Wuxian: Really? What part of that was out of character for me?
Jiang Cheng: ...fair enough.
#mdzs#the untamed#mo dao zu shi#wei wuxian#jiang cheng#incorrect quotes#this house is a fucking nightmare#source: sao abridged
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Wei Wuxian: *beating the absolute shit out of some Jin guards*
MianMian: Is he gonna be alright?
Lan Wangji: Ah, just let him work it out of his system. He’ll tire himself out eventually.
MianMian: If you say so.
MianMian: On a related note, are you at all concerned by the delight A-Yuan seems to be taking in all this?
A-Yuan, excitedly: Go for their eyes, baba! That is their weak point!
Wei Wuxian: THANK YOU SWEETIE!!!
Lan Wangji: Not really, why?
[sounds of explosions in the background]
A-Yuan: *giggles*
MianMian: No reason. You guys seem like a great family.
Lan Wangji: Thank you.
#source: sao abridged#incorrect quotes#incorrect mdzs#mdzs#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#mo dao zu shi#wei wuxian#lan wangji#wangxian#a yuan#radish rabbit family#MianMian#Lan Sizhui
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Nie Mingjue: NONSENSE! The Nie Sect doesn't even know the meaning of the word "surrender"!
Nie Huaisang: But we're willing to learn!
#source: sao abridged#nie mingjue#nie huaisang#I'm writing out my au ideas now and nmj as Corvatz is VERY appealing. if a little ooc#mdzs#'but mama dapper didn't raise a quitter' as they say#modified slightly#nie bros#mo dao zu shi#the grandmaster of demonic cultivation#gdc#the founder of diabolism#the untamed#cql#incorrect quotes#incorrect mdzs quotes#incorrect mo dao zu shi quotes#incorrect the founder of diabolism quotes#incorrect the untamed quotes#incorrect cql quotes#my posts#source is from Ep.8 btw#my quotes
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Alastor: So, why do you need my help with this fellow?
Angel: What? Are you sayin you /don't/ want ta humiliate him in front of an adorin audience?
Alastor: Don't put words in my mouth.
#source: sao abridged#incorrect hazbin hotel quotes#hazbin hotel alastor#hazbin hotel angel dust#radiodust#platonic radiodust
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Vi: So anyway, I think we should go over what we know so far.
Caitlyn: Why? I figured the whole thing out hours ago
Vi: You WHAT?!
#incorrect piltover quotes#incorrect quotes#league of legends vi#league of legends caitlyn#vi#caitlyn kiramman#league of legends#riot games#source: sao abridged
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Medic: *as he's held down by Classic!Soldier* SPINELESS LITTLE PARASITES! WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE I'M GOING TO WRITE MY FUCKING MEMIORS IN YOUR MOTHER'S BLOOD!
TFC!Soldier: G-Greg! GREG! What do we do?! I can already feel my grip slipping!!
TFC!Scout: ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! Everything is going to be fine! I have a plan!
TFC!Soldier: O-Okay! Okay, lay it on me!
TFC!Scout: I'm gonna go-
TFC!Soldier: I HATE THIS PLAN!
TFC!Scout: No, no, it's fine! I'm just gonna go get the Heavy! He'll know how to deal with...
Medic: *feral growling and snarling*
TFC!Scout: ...all of... this.
TFC!Soldier: *as Classic!Scout leaves* NO, GREG, NO! DON'T YOU DARE! DON'T YOU LEAVE ME ALONE WITH HIM!
TFC!Scout: *called from other room* YOU GOT THIS!
*tense silence*
Medic: *sinister grin* Heeeey, Ross~
TFC!Soldier: *whimpers*
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Stede: *Put ranch on his rice*
Zheng: I should have let the English kill you
#ofmd#our flag means death#ofmd meme#ofmd incorrect quotes#ofmd crew#stede bonnet#ofmd zheng yi sao#ofmd zheng#ofmd season two
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Uzi: Stay calm. You already have everything you need to win.
N: The power to believe in myself?!
Uzi: No, a KNIFE! Stab it!!!
#source: sao abridged#incorrect murder drones#incorrect quotes#murder drones#uzi doorman#serial designation n#nuzi
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Asuna: I'd do a lot of things for you Kirito, I'd kill for you
Asuna: Please ask me to kill for you
Kirito: No honey
#source: the simpsons#sword art online#sword art online abridged#sao#sword art online abridged incorrect quotes#sao anime#sword art online incorrect quotes#sao kirito#sao abridged kirito#sao abridged#sao abridged asuna#sao asuna
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What did you do??
Y/n: *sleeping soundly on their desk*
Ace: *draws a cat face on them*
Yuu & Deuce: *Watching this happen, fearing for Ace's life*
Y/n: *waking up from their small nap noticing their friends staring at them* Hey guys, what's going on?
Ace: Hey sleepy head, how was your na- *screams*
Y/n: *grabs Ace's shirt and glares at him, picking up the tone* Tell me what you did right now! And you may live.
Ace: *stammers trying to answer* I drew whiskers on your face!
Y/n: *releases their grip on Ace, looking confused* What?
Ace: I drew cat whiskers on you because I thought it would be funny, and it was.
Y/n: *glares at Ace* With what kind of marker?
Ace: *jumps out of his desk, knowing he fucked up*
Y/n: *runs after him* Get back over here you little shit!
Yuu & Deuce: *deadpans, not surprised how the situation went*
Taglist: @nightshade-clown
a/n: Me and a friend have been binging Sao abridged, and this quote was too perfect for Ace and Y/n
Do not repost or translate without my explicit permission! Reblogs are welcome!
#🪸.mermaid time#🪸mermaid shitpost#🪸.mermaid incorrect quotes#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland x male reader#twisted wonderland x male y/n#twisted wonderland x gn reader#twisted wonderland x gn y/n#twisted wonderland incorrect quotes#twst x male reader#twst imagines#twst x reader#sao abridged is so fucking hilarious#ace trappola#deuce spade#twst ace#twisted wonderland ace#twst deuce#twisted wonderland deuce#twisted wonderland yuu#twst yuu
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Kirito : All of your existences are confusing.
The Squad: How so?
Kirito : Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.
#incorrect quotes#incorrect sao quotes#sword art online#sao alicization#sword art online alicization#kirito#kirito kirigaya#kirito sao#source: unknown
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Shelby: Do you wanna keep giving me shit or find us a way out of here?
Joey: Oh don't think I can't do both. I am quite the multitasker!
#incorrect empires smp quotes#incorrect empires quotes#incorrect empires smp#incorrect empires#incorrect quotes#empires smp#empires smp season 2#empires season 2#empires s2#shubble#shelby grace#joey graceffa#source: sao abridged
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Ashley: Boss won’t get off your back? Girlfriend won’t stop nagging you? Did your fuckstick parents sell you to organ traffickers because they don’t love anybody but themselves? Have you considered ✨murder✨
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Angel Dust: *shares a little bit about his family situation*
Alastor: ...Well shit, I don't know how to mock that. Oh Hell, that's never happened before!
Angel Dust: Well maybe this is something you don't need to mock.
Alastor, scoffing: Uh okay, but then what's the point of other people if not to mock them?
Angel Dust: Ya'know, I'm starting to see why people think you're an asshole.
Alastor: People think I'm an asshole?!
#source: sword art online abridged#source: sao abridged#incorrect hazbin hotel quotes#incorrect hazbin hotel quote#angel dust#hazbin angel dust#Alastor#hazbin alastor#platonic radiodust#i them to interact more idk
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Bsd characters as abridged Kirito quotes.
Atsushi: Well clearly I'm stabbing myself with this sword to test it's durability. Oh God, what am I doing?
Dazai: talking complete bullshit For you see long ago, this pebble was forged in the firey pits of Tartarus. By the grand blacksmith of Lucifer himself, in a time before the world began.
Kunikida: Would it have killed you to send a quick. "Yo trapped in a dungeon. P.S you might want to keep you're eyes peeled for the personification of death itself!"
Ranpo: My sandwich... It was innocent. I must grieve.
Yosano: I'm getting real tired of you're first year psych student bullshit.
Kouyou: The power of love is bullshit. The power of swords and violence, that's where the money is.
Chuuya: We could do this all day and you would not be any closer to beating me. Not that that wouldn't be fun.
#sao abridged#bsd atsushi#bsd dazai#bsd kunikida#bsd ranpo#bsd yosano#bsd chuuya#bsd kouyou#bungou stray dogs#bsd#incorrect bsd quotes
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