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Shang Qinghua: why is everyone mad at me? I'm just a little guy!
The Cang Qiong Peak Lords: you orchestrated the murders of thousands of disciples, from all the different sects, on behalf of demons
Shang Qinghua: I was feewing siwwy thawt day :3
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Wei Wuxian: Am I proud of my choices? No.
Wei Wuxian: Do I regret my choices…
Wei Wuxian: Also no.
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Liu Qingge: I never understood why Sect Leader got so mushy about his Shen Qingqiu, then I got a Shen Qingqiu.
Liu Qingge: I've had post-fever!SQQ for a day and a half, and if anything ever happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
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THERE WAS A WHOLE SVSSS GAME IN PROGRESS AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT IT???
AM I LATE? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN? WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS??? IT'S GOING TO BE FREE TOO OH MY GOD
original post here!
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Shen Qingqiu: We'll find another route, it's not safe.
Liu Qingge: That sounds like a challenge.
Shen Qingqiu: I have to stress, that is not a challenge.
Liu Qingge:...Is exactly what you say to dissuade the weak-hearted from accepting the challenge! Well, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!
Shen Qingqiu: THERE IS NO CHALLENGE
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Wei Wuxian: Whenever Jiang Cheng gets mad at me, I tighten all the lids on our jars so he has to come to me for help.
*sounds of glass shattering in the background*
Wei Wuxian: It hasn't worked yet, but it will.
#source: tumblr#jiang cheng#wei wuxian#yunmeng bros#mdzs#mxtx#incorrect quotes#incorrect mdzs quotes#incorrect yunmeng bros quotes#reblog#queue
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Wei Wuxian in episode 2: Lmao, some guy’s idiot nephew is running his mouth about to get his ass kicked
Wei Wuxian, moments later: Oh no, that’s MY idiot nephew running his mouth about to get his ass kicked
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Lan Wangji: Jiang Wanyin, I’m asking permission to marry your brother.
Jiang Cheng: What is this, the dark ages? Since you asked, no you can’t. Beat me in a duel first.
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tfw when ur boss keeps asking u about romance and it’s getting increasingly difficult to hide the fact ur in love with him
#not a quote#yin hanjiang#wenren e#devil venerable also wants to know#dvawtk#art#fanart#dvawtk fanart#reblog
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Bingliu Week '24 Prompts and Rules
Text version of prompts and rules under the cut! We're so excited to see what you come up with - and look out for some more surprises coming soon!
Prompts
day 1. lust/chastity
wifeplots | the demon lord's prize
on the Bai Zhan training grounds
"not in front of-!"
2. gluttony/honor
teeth | switching roles
on opposite sides
"we can't..."
3. greed/sacrifice
possessiveness | scars
on a stormy night
"i'm only doing this for him"
4. sloth/persistence
amnesia | the five years
in another time and place
"i'll keep coming back"
5. wrath/mercy
fighting for dominance | wound treating
in the depths
"i never thought i'd see you like this"
6. envy/loyalty
arranged marriage | royalty
at the water's edge
"i won't let you do this"
7. pride/reverence
shizun and disciple | love languages
in a moment of peace
"respect your shishu"
8. free day
blood | fake relationship
in the bamboo house
"why won't you look at me"
Rules
use any combination of prompts
…or none at all! The prompts are just there for inspiration-create whatever your heart desires.
polyshipping is a-ok
As long as Bingliu is the focus, polyamory and any background ships are fine.
any universe, any version of Bingliu
Bingge and PIDW!LQG? Bingmei AND Bingge and SVSSS!LQG? Anything goes!
be 18+ to post nsfw
This should hopefully go without saying.
any works created by you are eligible
As long as it's yours and not created using AI tools, we're happy to share any form of creative content, including reposts of older works or continuations of WIPs.
tag possible triggers/squicks
We're not here to stifle anyone's creativity, but if you're creating a work with themes that some might be uncomfortable encountering, please make sure to tag them and be specific-we won't be able to share works that aren't properly tagged. This includes, but is not limited to:
Genderbend/Cisswap/Rule 63
Omegaverse/A/B/O
Dub/non-con
Underage
Any "extreme" kinks, gore, and other tropes that are generally considered "Dead Dove"
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Jiang Cheng called wei wuxian stupid when wwx decided to mine Bitcoin for shits and giggles in 2009 and then when it blew up and wwx became a millionaire he offered to share his fortune with the then bankrupted Jiang family but before he could the Jin accused him of wire fraud and used their media monopoly to sue him enough to the point of stress as they did this while also threatening his lawyer Wen Qing and then he was suddenly assassinated the day before his last court date and in a shocking turn of events the courts discovered that the only recipient on his will was lan wangji (he wrote him in while drunk one day as a joke since he never expected he would have any kind of money to pass on) who decided to donate it all to orphanages in Yiling while Jiang Cheng has been agonizing for decades about how he didn't invest in time. This is why I think Jiang Cheng would own nfts
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Moondae: darn. What am I gonna do?
*unblocks cheongryeo*
*calls cheongryeo*
Cheongryeo: well, well (evil flirtation?)
Cheongryeo: my advice? Hmm...*Gives advice*
Moondae: ...
Moondae: thank you. I will now be doing the exact opposite of what you just said. *Blocks again*
#park moondae#cheongryeo#shin jaehyun#debut or die#incorrect quotes#incorrect debut or die quotes#reblog#queue
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Wei Wuxian: my aspiration this month is to not fucking die
Wei Wuxian, thirteen years later: oh come on
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ive talked about this before but it is truly crazy that yoo jonghyuk was a famous gamer pre apocalypse. imagine youre in an apocalypse scenario, traumatized out of your mind, having just committed at least one murder, surrounded by monsters and gods you can barely comprehend. imagine youve finally got your hands on a pretty decent weapon that you hope can keep you alive after an arduos trial, and for once things are looking up. now imagine jerma from twitch shows up, holds a sword to your neck and tells you to give him your weapon or hes gonna fucking kill you. imagine after that you run into him again and hes having a gay as hell moment with the most average looking guy ever, who youve heard through the grapevine might be the most powerful king and/or his boyfriend. we were robbed of his fans reactions actually
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Wei Wuxian: don’t be a gifted kid guys you’ll end up like me. farming in the mountains and wanted by society
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times yoo joonghyuk got a little silly with it:
when kdj was going through it in peaceland/during the 24hr vacation and then he turned and looked and yjh was over there chilling making Delicious Food
when he and hsy scammed anna croft that one time
surely he had to have done at least one silly bit to get out of a movie in the theater master dungeon
when he was bantering with hsy over Space Google Docs during the epilogue
when he was beating up kdj and said it "was for making [him] eat dirt"
when he used kdj as a surfboard
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Every so often I cackle because I remember Eugene is a surfer bro from California
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