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Happy Birthday to a very bi-special Black Swordsman~
October 7th (10/07) - šŸ’œšŸ–¤ Kirito/Kazuto Kirigaya šŸ–¤šŸ’œ
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incorrect-sao Ā· 2 years
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Kirito :Ā All of your existences are confusing.
The Squad:Ā How so?
Kirito :Ā Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.
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incorrect-sao Ā· 2 years
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Eugeo:Ā The first time I ever got upset in front of Kirito , he put his arms around me and it was so awkward that I had to ask him if he was hugging me or reaching for something on the shelf behind me.
Kirito :Ā I was doing both, for your information.
Asuna:Ā The first time Kirito hugged me, it was such a disaster we didnā€™t make eye contact for, like, a week after.
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incorrect-sao Ā· 2 years
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Police Officer:Ā You have the right to remain silent.
Kirito :Ā I choose to waive that right!
Kirito :Ā *screaming*
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incorrect-sao Ā· 2 years
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Hellllloooooo people of the Tumblr world how have you been???? I am so sorry but I had to take a huge break from this account work and uni really overwhelmed me but I am back now!!!!
A few updates I'll be changing the account back to Sword Art Online content and after I am done with the new movie that's been out for a few months and I had no idea I'll try to post as much as I can!!!!!
Thank you all so much for the support and I am so excited to come back and start posting again!!!!
Love you all,
The admin ā¤ļø
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incorrect-sao Ā· 3 years
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Class 1A + Shinsou Hitoshi | Hero Names
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incorrect-sao Ā· 3 years
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Ochaco: I'm gonna be Deku's second spouse.
Mina: What happened to the first?
Ochaco: Nothing you can prove.
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incorrect-sao Ā· 3 years
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Kirito: Darling. Sweetheart. The love of my life and marshmallow to my hot chocolate.
Asuna: What is it you little gremlin. You absolute noodle-brain.
Kirito: I love you
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incorrect-sao Ā· 3 years
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Kirito: *has 5 stab wounds, 3 bullet wounds, and is literally bleeding out*
Kirito: *does double peace sign* Iā€™m straight up not having a good time right now.
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incorrect-sao Ā· 3 years
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Eugeo: Kiritoā€™s been in the hospital so much they gave him a preferred customer card.
Kirito: Yeah, one more head injury and I win a trip to Hawaii
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incorrect-sao Ā· 3 years
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Kirito: Iā€™ve done a lot of dumb stuff.
Sinon: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Klein: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Eugeo: I joined you in the dumb stuff.
Asuna: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF
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incorrect-sao Ā· 3 years
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Asuna: Did you have a plan?
Kirito: I thought adrenaline would take over but it did not.
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incorrect-sao Ā· 3 years
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Asuna: What's an orgasm?
Kirito: When you fold paper to look like birds and shit.
Eugeo: That's oregano, bitch.
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incorrect-sao Ā· 3 years
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Kirito: If I died how much would you miss me?
Asuna: Itā€˜s cute that you think death can get you out of this relationship.
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incorrect-sao Ā· 3 years
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Ochaco: I'm gonna be Deku's second spouse.
Mina: What happened to the first?
Ochaco: Nothing you can prove.
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incorrect-sao Ā· 3 years
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Bakugo: No distractions, I need to get to work.
Kaminari: Batman and Kim Possible have the same powers.
Bakugo: Shut up.
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incorrect-sao Ā· 3 years
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Bakugo: In a game with no consequences, why would you pick the ā€œgoodā€ side?
Midoryia: Because being mean makes me feel bad.
Iida: Congratulations, youā€™ve just boiled all of human philosophy down to two sentences.
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