Jim, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Lucius, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids.
Stede: What the fuck are you guys doing?
Lucius: Playing systemic oppression.
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Stede : Am I going to far?
Izzy : No, no, no. You went too far about 7 hours ago. Now you’re going to prison.
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Jim: Where did you get that tomato soup?
Roach : It’s actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.
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Jim: What are your three best qualities?
Frenchi : I’m hot, I have soft hair, and sometimes I cry because I love my friends.
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Jim: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”.
Jim: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.
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Frenchi : You call yourself my soulmate, but where were you when my meme only had four likes?
Roach : Making four accounts.
Frenchi , tearing up: Really...?
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Ed: I’m in love with you.
Izzy : We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.
Ed: I know.
Izzy : Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-
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Izzy : You’re alive.
Stede : No need to sound so disappointed.
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Stede, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?
Lucius: Yeah, sure.
*A few minutes later*
Lucius: Here you go.
Stede:
Lucius:
Izzy: Why am I here?
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Buttons: All I wanna tell you is school's not important.. Be whatever you wanna be. If you wanna be a seagull …..CAW. You know?
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Archie: Hey, I'm lesbian.
The Swede: I thought you were American.
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Lucius: Yo, how much money do you have?
Fang: 69 cents
Lucius: AYE, you know what that means?
Fang: I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets.
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At Christmas
Buttons: It's a avocadooo…
Ed that received the avocado:…thanks
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Gosth Izzy: AAH
Frenchie: Stahhp. I coulda dropped mah croissant.
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*The nigth of calypso birthday*
Ed: Luv, how are those chicken strips?
A really drunk Stede: F%#K YA CHICKEN STRIPS…..F%#K ya chicken strips!
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Stede *in battle* to Ricky: I’M GOING TO FUCK YOU
Ed *trying not to laugh*: It’s fuck you up darling
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Lucius: I couldn't sleep last night
Frenchie: they say that if you can't sleep, it's because someone's thinking about you
Lucius: who the fuck is thinking about me at 3 am???
Izzy: [internal panic]
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