Alright, who had "kinky Izzy cannon confirmed" on their OFMD season 2 bingo card?
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Ok, so I've asked you how you think David Jenkins will bring Con O'Neill / Izzy Hands back if there is a season 3.
Now I'm asking:
(Don't worry about how likely or realistic or logical your choice would be, or about what DJenks said.)
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"Izzy, I'll take tea in my room."
not really a missing scene or anything, i just like thinking about a lot of mary's dialogue and izzy.......
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THE FUCKIN CON O’NEILL SAW, LIKED, AND SHARED MY ART
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I want Izzy Hands to be forced into the found family and feel so bad about it. Everyone forgives him. He's done nothing to deserve it. He DOESN'T deserve it. But he's forgiven. He threatens them and instead of getting snippy they just go "classic Izzy Hands we love him he's like a Chihuahua" and they gently tease him like they do everyone else and they compliment him during raids and they try to get him involved in storytime and mealtime and he realizes that they like him?? somehow??? he's been a dick why do they like him? and he just has to. cope. and learn how to not be a dick.
Bonus points if he goes up to someone on the crew (Olu? Frenchie? Lucius? Maybe even Stede or Ed?) and asks "why the fuck are you all being so nice to me?" and the only response he gets is a "why not?"
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Day 23! Calypso and Izzy Hands ❤️
This episode is probably my favorite of the series so far. Between Wee John looking gorgeous as Calypso, Izzy singing La Vie en Rose, and Ned Lowes crew unionising, It was really just perfect!
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Me watching former Izzy Hands haters now loving him this season:
I’ve always loved that angry little man and he was SUCH a badass those first three episodes. He loves his crew so much, they’re his family and he protects his family!!!
I am delighted by all this Izzy love
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Conte crayon on canson paper. I couldn't help myself, Izzy looks so beautiful like this.
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Ok so ao3 has fully convinced me Izzy is not dead at this point. Why you may ask. Let me enumerate.
1) Ed in the gravy basket. If Ed can survive a cannon ball to the head, Izzy can survive a shot to the gut. Izzy is a indestructible little fucker and he will dig himself out of that shallow ass dirt grave and scare the bejeezus out of Stede
2) Buttons sitting on his grave in seagull form. Buttons will screech his head off until someone comes and checks that shit out.
3) if Izzy does not emerge from this grave, he will show up as a fucking ghost giving wise advice and telling ppl to fuck off in stride
4) someone wrote a fic where the crew digs Izzy up and replaced him with a corpse (because yeah they’ve got those on hand) and bring Iz back to the ship to heal him and just yeah. Break that connection between Izzy and Ed, give Izzy a new start.
5) I also saw a fic where Izzy in ghost form talk to Al (trans masc Alma Bonnet) and did not know I would be so down for that but fuck yeah.
6) also at this point I am down to clown with Stede x Ed x Izzy. And man ppl are so talented at writing fanfic.
Thank you for listening to my Ted talk.
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