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silv3reyedstranger · 11 months

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there are some people who look great—fantastic, even—with a high, slicked back ponytail. i do not. i look like an egg. unfortunately, i’m not katie mcgrath.

#damn it #i just want my hair out of my face #is that too much to ask #can i not look eggish #IM NOT LEX #my only saving grace are the floofy baby hairs #but that defeats the purpose of having my gd hair up #gonna have the suck it up like a big girl ig #katie mcgrath #lena luthor #it’s actually not fair that kt looks stunning in everything and with any conceivable hairstyle

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snoozingrabbits · 2 months

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Ugghgghhhh somone get me testosterone please PLEASEEEE I need to look like these guys

I NEED TO LOOK LIKE ALL OF THEM UGHHHHH SOMEONE LET ME BE A GUY IN A 2010'S SLENDERVERSE SERIES RIGHT NOW

#sorry i got too silly #lex is going crazy #transgender #transmasc #trans man #slenderverse #everymanhybrid #marble hornets #im so dysphoric its not even funny #alex kralie #jay merrick #tim wright #brian thomas #vinnie everyman #evan myers #jeff emh #habit emh

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st4rlex · 11 months

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peni and noir :)

#this is platonic if you think otherwise i will smite you #itsv #atsv #spiderverse #peni parker #SP//dr #peter benjamin parker #spider-man noir #spider-man #spider noir #nobody on twt knew if they had a legitimate duo name and someone suggested #nightmech #so im using that #if they have an actual duo name lmk #fanart #noir is peni's dad even though hes only 5 years older than her #crossposted from twt because i hate elon musk #i made this before i read noir's comics i thought he used a webshooter and i was wrong #lex art

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caycanteven · 4 months

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Pretty chilly out these days, so a warm drink is always nice ☕

#badsansuary #my art #sans #sans au #undertale au #caycantdoodle #bad sanses #axe #horror sans #axe x lex #i love them sm #sorry im late #lex x axe

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bruciemilf · 1 year

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Bruce's love language is handing you his kids. Yes, even the 6'5 anti hero with anger issues. Lift with your back

Bruce: Isn't he precious

Martinez, struggling to hold this human tank: y..yeah ....

#also??? fuck out of here dick wouldn't fight for the spot #damian when he first arrived: now father. i understand my position as the new succesor of your legacy. after meeting the others god knows #im needed.#bruce: stares. picks damian up. big fat smooch on chubby cheeks #damian a touch starved little assasin: ...ah.#baba.#bruce wayne #jason todd #dc #dc comics #regarding first tag: they absolutely fight for the spot and bruce is sad LMAO #bruce: :( we can all cuddle :(#jason: id rather be 15 again #dick: yeah no id rather kiss lex luthor. kill one of us or shut up

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itsdefinitely · 5 months

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would you draw...lex and either joey!ethan or mariah!ethan

you found my weakness

#id in alt text #lex foster #ethan green #hatchetfield #definitely art #it was super effective! [-10 hp]#im so normal about girlies named ethan #or boys with long hair eyeshadow and lipstick #im so normal you have to trust me on this #genderqueer hatchetfield characters my BELOVED

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lee-da-vinci · 2 months

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there is a SERIOUS LACK of kon canonically being the president’s son (even if he doesn’t know it at the time) in fic

THERES SO MUCH POTENTIAL THERE! not only could there by red white and royal blue AUs between presidents son kon and tim of the DC Kardashians drake but there’s just so much potential for young justice hijinks as well

imagine tim and kon (and probably the rest of yj) need access to some sort of state secrets so they initiate a long con with the bonus of setting kon up with another legal identity

they leak that kon is the son of lex and how dare he not take care of his son?! where’s the child support lex?! is this our president?!

and THEN it leaks that he’s somehow the son of lex and clark. and it spirals into IS LEX GAY AND HOMOPHOBIC?!?! he’s had the tech to create children between two men and kept it secret! he must hate the gays! is this our president?!?

and then THEN clark comes in and is like i didn’t know about kon for years until i stumbled upon him and he looked too much like me to not be mine :( i didn’t know how he was created but knew i wouldn’t be able to afford to take luther to court so i took care of kon the best i could (all aw shucks wholesome country boy)

and the press goes WILD! in order to keep office and good PR lex needs to develop a good enough relationship with kon STAT and tadahh easier access to state secrets

(could then continue on to leaking the timkon relationship and the press speculating if this is why lex refused to acknowledge his son, he’s basically so low in approval he has to agree with whatever timkon says which just has so much potential)

i just think the idea of kon as the presidents son is under-utilized and has so much potential and i NEED MORE OF IT

#kon should be recognized as the presidents son #that’s ALL IM SAYINF #KON HAVING THAT RECOGNITION IS THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT PRESIDENT LEX #I WANT THE HIJINKS #THE TOMFOOLERY #kon #kon el #kon el kent #superboy #conner kent #young just us #tim drake #red robin #yj98 #yj 1998 #yj 98 #timkon

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clambuoyance · 2 years

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[DC] the Boy ever.

Random superboy art dump again aaaaah

#clam draws #dc #dc comics #dc clamics #conner kent #kon el #kon el kent #superboy #lex luthor #cassie sandsmark #my art #IM SORRY I DRAW HIM ALLLLL THE TIIIIMEEE #AAAAARGHHHHH #kontent

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incorrecthatchetfield · 6 months

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Tom, teaching shop class: You alright?

Ethan, holding a drill upside down: Yeah, I'm fine, Dad.

Tom, taking the drill away: Ethan, don't ever call me Dad again.

Ethan to Lex: How'd you think he'll feel about Mom?

Lex: Let me know when you're going to do that so I can run.

#source: criminal minds #im writing my own aus at this point #i love teacher tom houston #incorrect quotes #starkid #incorrect starkid #hatchetfield #incorrect hatchetfield #hatchetverse #incorrect blackfriday #starkid black friday #black friday musical #ethan green #tom houston #lex foster

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haunted-xander · 1 month

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tfw ur parental figures are all too busy being evil cult members to parent (or even greet you)

#the introductory scene for lexaeus & zexion in com is kinda funny (and sad) when u realize its basically #zex just trying to say hi to his dad/bodyguard/partial-caretaker/familial adult #just to be COMPLETELY ignored like LEX YOURE (one of) HIS CARETAKER(s)#poor zexion. he has so many dads but when all of them are in the same evil cult as u i guess that kinda puts a damper on things #(im joking but this scene is actually pretty sad when u think about zexions life for too long)#(but that goes for a lot of things about zexion/ienzo tbh)#(poor guy)#zexion #lexaeus #vexen #kingdom hearts #kingdom hearts chain of memories #kh #kh com #art #my art #xanders art #digital art #fan art

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underscore-jude · 7 months

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grace chasity yes but also lex foster yes. why pit two bad bitches against one another

#i take NO lex foster slander im in love with her #(im in love with angela wbk)#jude is talking #starkid #nerdy prudes must die #lex foster #grace chasity

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buck2eddie · 9 months

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cause i've got a jet black heart / happy birthday @cowboy-buck <3

#yes i already made a jbh edit in the past. yes im doing it again cause it's lex's birthday how can i not <3 #and it's buck centric this time like from his pov so yeah IM ALLOWED #lex hope you like this one <333333 #buddie #evan buckley #eddie diaz #buddieedit #911 #911 abc #911edit #lyrics #m*edits #the 5sos/911 agenda continues!

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st4rlex · 8 months

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THEY MAKE ME SO ILL IM NOT READY FOR THURSDAY

#everything is pointing towards them breaking up BUT I DONT WANT TJEM TO #PLEASE #GIVEBTHEM A HAPOY ENDING IM GONNA EXPLODE #genuinely thinking about them for more than 2 seconds fills me with unbridled anguish PLEASE LET THEM BE HAPPY IM ON MY HANDS AND KNEES #adventure time #petrigrof #fionna and cake #fionna and cake spoilers #betty grof #simon petrikov #lex art #artists on tumblr #fanart #art

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blackfoxsposts · 11 days

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random thought: do you think the Justice League, Avengers, and/or heros have a P.O. box? Or is all mail sent to the watch tower/titan tower/hall of Justice and other heroes pass letters along to the intended recipient. is there a guy in charge of sifting through fan mail like how famous people do to keep poison and death threats away?

#now im thinking of Lex Luthor trying to send krypton laced hate mail to Superman #the only one keeping Superman safe is some random mail guy #danny phantom #dc #dp #dcxdp #dpxdc #dp x dc x marvel #marvel #brain worms #hero #hero mail

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cyanide-sippy-cup · 13 days

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KARA?! LEX WITH THE GREEN AND PURPLE!! Is that supposed to be Firestorm or is it Heatwave again? (Edit: okay I get it that's atomic skull)

AND IS THAT A FUCKING PARADEMON?!?!

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mamawasatesttube · 2 months

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i wish i could organize a timkon giftswap or week or whatever event, but like only for people who actually care about kon as a character, without coming off as a gatekeeping asshole or something lmao

#rimi talks #i really love doing collaborative event stuff. however the horrors #timkon giftswap but in the signup form i put ''whats your favorite issue of superboy (1994)? how about robin (1993)?''#<- see that would get me branded a gatekeeper and asshole. but also hear me out............#you see........ the timkon tag is a fucking nightmare................#timkon giftswap but in the signup form i go ''lex luthor bernard dowd and jason todd are banned from this event btw''#i can't. i'm not strong enough. ksdjhfjkdhskj #but i WISH i could bc i do love events and collabs!!!! im just. SO tired of everything timkon being so shitty and ooc #bc like. the people who don't read comics latched onto timkon as The Tim Yaoi Ship™#instead of . like. reading comics and understanding why people like tim and kon's relationship to begin with #augh....... alas. i shall never run a timkon event. it simply cannot be done. but i can yearn silently in my heart

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