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murderbirds · 11 months

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So, since I get asked about sources a lot, I did the one thing I said I wouldn't do and tried to jump on Twitter.com to look for proof of the stuff I have said, unfortunately, I could not find it, I do not know how that app works abd I am honestly scared to find out, so, for now, have a few other tweets from my favorite Gotham writer, Tze Chun (also, if you have HBO Max go watch Gremlins: Secrets of the Mogwai it looks awesome and this man deserves all the support)

And how could I forget this gem?

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thelyinggrapevine · 4 months

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Thinking really, really hard about Regulus being a Triwizard Champion in his sixth year. Like, I have so many ideas planned out for it—

#regulus black #triwizard tournament #harry potter #jegulus #sirius black #ao3 fanfic #fanfic ideas #I'm writing this #I promise you guys

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s0ckh3adstudios · 2 years

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That feeling when you realize old, embarrassing, character adopt grid Deviantart trend designs you made for other people when you were like 13 and you didn't realize just how icky what you were doing was because you were a kid trying to get more Points on Deviantart and you were trying to do what other people did but then it just cost you sanity years later when you realize how stupid you were, are showing up on your Toyhouse to remind you of their existence

#i promise you guys #if you ever see really old content of mine #where it has.... some sort of questionable ships #i was a really naive kid in the undertale fandom #and i was just following everyone else's lead #and would NEVER want to do those things again #i'm lucky i was smart enough to get the hell out of there #sock talk

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jeonjan7 · 2 years

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I’ll Love you guys forever.🤍

ARMY forever.🔎🫶🏻🤍

#bts #bangtan boys #army #jungkook #jimin #namjoon #seokjin #taehyung #yoongi #jhope #bts army #love you guys forever #army till I die #I promise you guys

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chloesimaginationthings · 2 months

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The secret good ending for FNAF ruin,,

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taffywabbit · 11 months

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i have lots of flaws but i do at least take a fair amount of comfort knowing that, if i were a customer NPC in a fast food/retail management game, i would be one of the chill early-level ones that can wait a super long time before they start getting impatient, and you breathe a sigh of a relief when you see them show up in a harder level

#buny text #was standing in line at popeyes today and they were SUPER busy and the staff couldn't even take my order for a while #and the guy at the till was like 'so sorry for the wait we'll get to you soon i promise' and i was like hey no worries 👍#and he gave me this look that i understood from my own time in retail to mean 'thank you for being fucking normal'#there was nobody else behind me cuz i showed up at the very end of the lunch rush i think #and in that moment i just pictured like. a lil timer wheel above my head that was still green and mostly full lmao #i love being nice to retail workers it's so fun

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narwhalsarefalling · 2 years

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i love when you’re talking to someone who’s not from texas and you just casually mention a thing that only happens in texas and it ruins their whole day

#the narwhal speaks #jesus christ this got a lot of attention #anyone who lives in dallas fw DO NOT INTERACT this post is not for you. fakers.#1k #2k #3k #4k #5k #10k #15k #20k #25k #hey guys STOP RBING THIS FROM BASED ON YOUR LIKES AND CHECK THE REBLOGS #YOULL HATE IT I PROMISE #30k

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notfocks · 9 months

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rainbow dash hospital episode aaaand if you don't know what Ketamine is: (see, now this is funny AND educational. Twilight would be so proud)

#mlp #mlp fim #my little pony #my art #notfocks #comic #rainbow dash #twilight sparkle #my pony #unnamed pink severally injured guy #this is very funny if you know what ketamine is i promise guys i swear i

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mizandria · 3 months

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so the occurrence that almost every woman was sexually harrassed by a man at some point in her life is just a cluster of a few individual experiences that you cannot formulate any general conclusions based on BUT a few reddit porn addicted losers not having a girlfriend assigned to them as soon as they're born or being rejected by three girls in middle school is a world scale epidemic that gets its own name, psychologists and media and useless video essayists devoted to finding out what its causes are and to figuring out how to solve it, and every woman is now responsible for solving it. i love living in this world i am totally not chewing on my arm right now!

#you can generalize or not. it only depends on whether men profit from it #last or like second to last post about male loneliness i promise <3 #moids are getting so boring about it anyway it's just that this cowboy guy from last night pissed me off #he kind of cleared andrew tate thought so i've decided i'm not making him my no. 1 enemy #radblr #radical feminists do interact

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dollylex · 10 months

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“that’s my fucking girl” while ur making me cum on ur cock <3

#dollylex #my post #dumb dolly thoughts #i have an audio recording ready but i’m only posting it if u guys promise to send me asks/messages telling me what you thought about it 😡

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zehecatl · 7 months

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holds your face so fucking gently please leave reviews for indie games. please. every single review legit counts, especially if the game is small enough, and you don't even gotta say much if that's the problem!!

like, anything from a long ramble to a simple 'it was good' matters, because steam (and probably also the Other Ones) uses an algorithm. so the more reviews, the more exposure, the more money the dev team gets. like, please. please. leave a review. throw your small indie dev team a bone

#ze.txt #indie games #video games #i'm genuinely so :( when people don't leave reviews like guys! they need those!!!#you can also just put a thumbs up or something like i PROMISE no one will get mad at you for it #like to put it into perspective hollow knight- one of THE most popular indie games ever- has half the reviews-#-that something like red dead redemption does. and fucking red dead was EXCLUSIVE for a long time #like. indie games are STILL a niche. a growing one. but a niche nonetheless #and it's especially crucial at the start like getting ten reviews is IMPORTANT

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kagoutiss · 2 months

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what if there were 2 old fucks… can u imagine

#stardew valley #stardew valley spoilers #sdv #sdv spoilers #grandpa #mister qi #mr. qi #sorry for posting the evil geriatric guys from stardew so much lately i promise you i did not plan this #i dont care about anything else in this game i just want to know that these 2 did lsd together in the sdv equivalent of the 60s #and then like one of them became an immortal billionaire and one of them died and its a weird situation but they are making it work

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fjordline · 11 months

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Ultra Magnus has to step in to be like 'the right to trial by combat was removed from the constitution 10 million years ago'

#transformers #maccadam #galvatron #cyclonus #tailgate #whirl #tf idw #my art #rodimus is like 'ok galvatron you may sit in the captains chair. for 10 minutes. if you promise you wont steer us into a wormhole or smth'#galvatron is like 'yes. of course :) i promise!' while crossing his fingers behind his back #i am not spending 40 hours painstakingly rendering this comic out sorry guys it got a little too long!#i simply love it when cyclonus suffers >:)

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2smolbeans · 3 months

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Yandere CEO in a room with darling, handing them a contract sheet for them to sign:

"I know this company is going to miss you, but you have to understand why I have to do this. You deserve more than this, you deserve to have so much-"

Otaku darling already knowing yandere CEO's intentions and signing it immediately:

"Yep, don't care! Chain me up, don't care. All I ask for is funding for my lovely figures - and oh! A membership for all of these streaming websites. You're right, I deserve so much more, so take me now!"

Yandere CEO surprised but not disappointed as they take the signed contract:

"Okay..Didn't plan that to happen..But then again you always belonged to me. So why would I be surprised..?"

Darling immediately jumping onto their lap, happily hugging them as they accept their fate:

"Mhn-hmn! <3"

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The aftermath of yandere CEO consensually 'kidnapping' an otaku darling <3

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omrarchive · 3 months

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isjasz · 4 months

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Part 2- At the gate

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(Yep this is the end for the comics because JESUS CHRIST. GAJHWJHDJA. I will probably maybe make more doodles for the au tho but nothing this structured like this again o7 it's been fun!!)

Designs | Part 1 | Part 2 (End)

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