thelyinggrapevine
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Hi, I shitpost on here quite a lot and I also write on Ao3 sometimes! (And suffer)
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Sirius: Just please, James. Do not hit on my brother when you meet him.
James, confused: Alright, Pads. Why would I?
Sirius: No offense, mate, but you have a type.
James, still confused. A type?
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Regulus, rolling his eyes: Fuck off, Potter.
James, with heart eyes: Marry me.
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I’m glad that J.K. Rowling has never written about the marauders and that no company has made a marauders film adaptation because 1, it would be boring (and straight) and 2, what’s great about the fandom is that we made the whole thing up. Some names were mentioned once or twice in the book and we gave them full on personalities. Everyone has different opinions on different characters and I think that’s the best part of this.
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Barty Crouch Jr would be the uncle that would rant to 6 year old Luna about his issues with Evan while she paints his nails pink and puts hello kitty hair clips to hold his hair back, and then he would 100% follow her advice.
He’d be THAT bitch and that’s why he’s Luna’s favorite. (I’m kidding) (or am I)
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when regulus is losing an argument he’ll just switch languages and go “what? don’t know french??”
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wolfstar, in their breakup era post The Prank:
remus: tell sirius to shut the window
james: he is right in front of you, man
remus: i don't see no bitch in front of me
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I love tumblr bc i can be so pathetic and annoying on here and it’s fine
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Sirius: So how’s fatherhood treating you?
Regulus: Good. I didn’t expect this much crying, though
Remus: Don’t worry, Reg, it’s normal for babies
Regulus: What? No, Harry is fine. I was talking about James
James, sobbing from the nursery: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!
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I know smoking is bad, but for Remus it's different
I know being too gullible is bad, but for James it's different
I know being reckless is bad, but for Sirius it's different
I know having mental issues is bad, but for Regulus it's different
I know being a psychopath is bad, but for Barty Jr. it's different
I know betraying all of your friends and therefore killing them is bad, but- wait, nope, it's still bad, sorry Pettigrew
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Okay, Barty would pretend to be tough and flirt around with Evan when around others, but AS SOON as they are alone - he melts. He melts into a puddle in front of this man, he stumbles over his words and thoughts and Evan just stands there SMIRKING and then just says "shut up and kiss me, Crouch" and Barty would fucking WIMPER, he would be so pathetic, no one would ever even think he could be. And Evan loves it, and despite being all push-around with Barty, he cares so much and would most definitely show it with his actions and not words. He would say "go fuck yourself" and then pull Barty close and gently kiss him on the forehead while playing with his hair, because Evan is just as obsessed and pathetic with him, he's just better at hiding it, and the best thing is that Barty knows.
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Reblog if you didn’t write My Immortal
We’re going to find the author by process of elimination.
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𝗟𝗶𝗹𝘆: What do you need Potter, I’m busy
𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: I just— I just wanted to apologize
𝗟𝗶𝗹𝘆: For what?
𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: I’m not really sure. Everything, I guess?
𝗟𝗶𝗹𝘆: Hey can the nearest person come here please, right now?
𝗥𝗲𝗺𝘂𝘀: Yeah what’s up Lils?
𝗟𝗶𝗹𝘆: Jamie here is about to apologize for “everything” and I want a witness
𝗥𝗲𝗺𝘂𝘀: *sits down*
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𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: Regulus! Reg!
𝗥𝗲𝗴𝘂𝗹𝘂𝘀: What it is Potter, I’m busy
𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: I just wanted to tell you that I apologized to Lily for everything, for not leaving her alone, for asking her out again and again and just being a bloody dick in general
𝗥𝗲𝗴𝘂𝗹𝘂𝘀: Good for you Jamie, but why are you telling me this?
𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: Because I want to prove to you that I won’t be like that to you
Inspired by a post from @aithusarosekiller
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people in the marauders fandom are always arguing about whether canon matters and what characterizations can and cannot be changed, reinvented, or reinterpreted.
meanwhile tom riddle/harry shippers are writing the most batshit insane stuff i’ve ever read and having a fun ass time doing it
this is just another post to remind you to stop taking fandom and fanfiction so seriously. if you can’t handle the marauders fandom, then leave??
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I’m so convinced that the only reason the Marauders find out about Remus being a werewolf is because of Regulus cause let’s be real all of them are dumbasses like this is how it prob went down
Sirius: My new best friend gets sick every month I don’t know what to do
Regulus *innocently*: oh so he’s like a werewolf?
Sirius *scandalised* : No-
Sirius: *thinking back to all the times Remus’s sickness coincided with the full moon*
Sirius: Oh fuck
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this is the most jegulus variant that ever varianted and i cannot and will not ever get over it
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Sirius, introducing Regulus to his friends after they reconcile: …and this is my friend Remus!
Regulus, rolling his eyes: Sirius, I’ve seen you two in the hall. I told you I’m gay. You don’t have to lie to me.
Sirius, confused: What?
Remus, nervous: What?
Regulus, turning to James: Are they seriously that oblivious?
James, distracted by Regulus’s eyes: What?
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