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candyje11yfish · 5 months

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i agree with Merg. clover shouldve gotten a horse

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mitchell-nihil · 2 months

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I just mathed out the exact number of kids in the Pandora Program with absolutely bullshit math. The math itself isn't bullshit I'm just making some bigger so stuff actually makes sense

I'm going off the number of teens in Canada aged 13-19 to be about 2.9 million. that statistic was from an article from 12 years ago and the program has 20 and 21 year olds but I'm going to disregard that for my own SANITY-

8% of the population have powers, thus of the 2.9 million teens there is ~229 800 teenagers who developed powers. I AM GOING TO ASSUME an incarceration rate of 0.8% SPECIFICALLY among the teenagers with powers due to unfair trials and set-ups, but the average incarceration rate is like 0.088%. Again, for my own SANITY, I am ignoring that there is a very big difference between 0.088 and 0.8.

Anways, 0.8% of 229 800 is 1 832 total members of the Pandora Program across Canada. For the Trillium Location specifically (Ontario), there are, according to the same article as before, 1 189 245 teenagers in Ontario. 8% of that means 94 419 teenagers with powers, and 0.8% of THAT means a total of ~755 teenagers within the Trillium Campus, AKA the one where our story takes place.

Again, AGAIN, I'm aware an incarceration rate of 0.8% of teenagers with powers is kinda insane, but ALSO they are probably more likely to lash out due to poor treatment, rebel, or take advantage of their powers to do harm, and the trial system is less forgiving due to them benefiting from the teenagers incarcerations.

#writing #writeblr #writing things #the pandora program #MATH #755 sounds like a massive number but that's also only like half the student body at my school #I might retract these numbers later on but for now I find them interesting #Pandora is honestly just me bullshitting infinitely #sometimes I feel silly setting it in Canada but literally every anime ever sets up the most insane stuff in Japan #so am I REALLY that crazy #japan has a population 3x larger than Canada though so maybe #I am NOT going to sleep

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achy-boo · 1 year

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for the cute anon message:

sleep :)

I AM DYING IN LAUGHTER!!!

AND ITS 2:11PM RIGHT NOW! LET IT GOOOOO

#the archiver talks #the archiver answers #I AM NOT GOING TO SLEEP #LEAVE IT DOWN PLEASE

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j-a-nuary · 1 year

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I have worked for 30 out of the last 48 hours (technically 49 now that I'm home I GUESS)

If anyone needs me: don't.

#i am not going to sleep #i am going to disconnect entirely from the idea of consciousness #awareness? never met her #⅔ of my FUCKING time #just think of the OT #kiwi talks

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eelo · 1 year

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#russia #ukraine #ukraine war #russia mllitary coup #spn #destiel #i love you meme #am i doing this right?#i cant believe this is happening #i was about to go to sleep but guess i am awake all night now following these news #current news #world news

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krysmcscience · 20 days

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Call this the Whoopsie AU (it's barely an AU)

I mean. Narinder never explicitly SAID the Lamb would stay dead... :3c He probably should have been more specific. >:3c

Part Two:

Well. The Lamb tried, but...sorry, Nari, the crown hates you now. Shouldn't have been so quick to lend it out, I guess. :D

Aaaand Part Three:

'Isn't he just adorable?' -The Lamb, probably, while their followers smile and nod and internally scream at the brand new hellcat they now have to share living space with...

Anyway, nothing says 'Dead To Me' like following a person around to loudly remind them of how dead they are to you. Right? Right. Narinder's got this all figured out. <:]

#fanart #comics #cult of the lamb #cotl #narilamb #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #cotl yellow cat #this is my headcanon and i'm sticking to it #the lamb is a goofy stabby-babby goober and narinder is just a grumpy asshole who constantly velcroes onto them for hella snuggles #look - if you've been trapped in the afterlife void for over a thousand years - you are GONNA want a fuckton of snuggles #that's just science #the scribble comic i did with narinder and the yellow cat can technically work as part four i guess #only instead of the lamb Going Gremlin at the attempt to steal their other followers' devotion #they just comin' at him for Rad Cuddles OuO #someday i will draw these two with the proper height difference i imagine them having #today is not that day #today is also not the day i pin down exactly how long i want narinder's tail to be #(but i want it to be Very Long - just because)#there are inconsistencies here and there and probably some mistakes but i have been working on these for a week and i am So Tired guys #EDIT: haha yeah i forgot to color in narinder's fukken ears again #fuk :)#EDIT 2: i fixed it but it's probably too late at this point lmao #EDIT 3: THE LAMB'S FUKKEN HORNS JFC #i am not editing this thing anymore cuz i need sleep and the mistakes are already out there *dies of artist mortification*

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madeleinefjall · 8 months

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brainrot sketch

#my art #sketch #ofmd #ofmd season 2 #our flag means death #stede bonnet #edward teach #i am normal about these two #had to get this sketch out of my system before i go to sleep #might render later #how will i survive a week until the next episodes????

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iiflywithmeii · 2 months

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i just wanna cut everyone off and rot away in my bed

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 7 months

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finally at that age where i'm thinking i should get a tattoo. not bc i feel strongly about it, just seems like a waste not to. i've got so much skin i'm not using

#feels so selfish like. all this skin what am i saving it for?#open to design suggestions! (please make me regret this offer)#maybe some deep sea horrors. a pretty watercolor of a gulper eel #once saw a person on the subway with various Skeleton Tattoos on all their limbs #i respected their commitment to the theme #but more than that i respected how all the skeletons were engaged in Activities #dancing in a ballgown. juggling its own (and two other???) skulls. swordfighting. being a mermaid skeleton #ANYWAY. the only reason i haven't already gotten tattoos is i just couldn't be bothered #i'm old enough to know i don't have any strong-but-potentially-temporary feelings driving me towards it #aesthetically i prefer decorated to non-decorated surfaces. but i'm not artistic or thrilled with commitment #honestly it feels like sheer laziness. indecisiveness--nay. immaturity!--that i HAVEN'T gotten a tattoo yet #letting all this blank canvas go to waste. tut tut i need to grow up and be an adult and get a tattoo sleeve already.#really i've put off my responsibilities long enough #(in fairness i DID at one time have 18 different piercings)#(but i took most of them out bc they interfere with wearing headphones and/or shoving my face in my pillow during Sleep Time)#(i only kept the nape piercing bc oddly enough it ended up being the most convenient. and the least painful to get now i think about it.)#(neck piercing? no problem. normal pair of earrings? Tribulations And Suffering. i don't make the rules i just poke them with a stick.)

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lightbulb-warning · 9 months

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saimatsu week day 3 not on day 3: reunion

they do be sobbing

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barghest-land · 4 months

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ata tu corazón, mi amor, y arrástralo por la tierra

#this art hurts so bad #in a way i'd never be able to explain #also it just upsets me a lot because i don't like how i did it:(#idk how to make it better so i'm just gonna leave it as it is #and go to sleep good night #it was supposed to be cool and simple just like that #but in my eyes it's just missing everything and i don't know how to fix it #genuinely thought it was gonna be a good art but here i am oh well. that happens i guess #im sorry javier :(( i'll make more good art i promise #barghestland #art #artists on tumblr #rdr2 #rdr2 fanart #javier escuella

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dreadful-realities · 2 months

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Doomscrolling Dogday

Based off the discord messages of the last panel. (These are real messages between a friend and I -mod)

Edit: I FORGET--- Art in the phone screen is by @keptkibbls (Waugh, Kib, I'm so sorry, I was sleepy in the making of this SOBBING)

#poppy playtime #the smiling critters #smiling critters #catnap x dogday #dogday x catnap #sleepyday #catnap #dogday #smiling critters dogday #smiling critters catnap #smiling critters au #my art #i should go to sleep #it's almost 4 AM as I am posting this

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cherryluvss · 3 months

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Guided masterbation via phone call on a night where you can’t be with eachother>>>>>>>

I'm just laying in bed as I do every night, alone just scrolling through Tumblr and seeing all the scenarios others are posting. I'm about to call it a night I feel a vibration on my lap, as I pick up my phone I realise it's from you and my mood instantly changes.

As the call goes on I mention how I miss your touch and presence, it's been far too long. You laugh subtly on the other end of the phone.

"Oh such a needy baby, do you miss me? Or does your body miss the way I touch it?"

I immediately go quiet, how do you know me so well and why do you love to be a tease? How do you know that my body aches for you and only you, that the last couple weeks have been almost unbearable.

"Aha, I know you too well right? Well how about I help you tonight hmm? Would you like that? Would you like mommy to help you touch yourself?"

You know I get shy and reserved when you're forward like that, but deep down I love it.

"I need to hear you say it baby"

"P~Please help me touch myself, please" I choke out, the words almost burning my throat as I say them, the desperation dripping off each word.

I hear your chuckle down the phone along with a sweet sigh, you love to hear me beg don't you. Or are you sighing because you know i'm already rubbing my thighs together, trying to ease the ache between them without permission?

"Facetime me, I wanna see your pretty face while you fuck yourself to my voice"