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xcherryerim · 2 days
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THE AUDACITY OF THAT MAN
(ik he was being mean but i was laughing)
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Has this been done yet
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addsalwayssick · 30 days
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Remus opened his letter, surprised when it appeared to be a howler. The last time he’d heard one was the day before Sirius got disowned back in 5th year.
He was in the dining hall for breakfast, sitting at the staff table. He watched as Harry and Hermione plotted, looking anxious. He blew it off, as it seemed Harry was always weary.
“A howler,” Snape sneered from beside him.
“Astute observation, Severus.” Remus told him, nodding at him.
Remus disregarded Snape, and focused on the howler. There was no name on it, so it was possible it was from a student playing a prank. In good nature, for the prankingnostalgia, Remus opened it.
There was silence for a moment before a loud, booming voice started to yell. “DARLINGGGGG, GUESS WHOS BACK FROM JAIL” And it was his Sirius Black. And he knew they would find each other again.
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emtousiart · 7 months
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This mental image has been haunting me all day
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satan-is-a-furry · 1 year
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Me reading an X reader fanfic:
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blairamok · 7 months
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“how long did you have to burn before becoming fireproof?”
been reading the strange moon series by @racketghost lately and was inspired to draw up some crowley angst because that line absolutely haunts me. featuring season 2 angel baby crowley after their million light year freestyle dive into a pool of boiling sulfur. :(
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The way they slowly get split up and go missing is sending me
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diedoverahat · 4 months
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he’s so silly i want to suck his dick so hard his stomach caves in like a juice box.
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sea-of-eden · 8 months
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i had to get this out of my system
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call-memissbrightside · 7 months
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hi—
Katsuki would over compensate with toys, trips, candy, whatever to get his son Katsuma to like him…
Yet, Katsuma was his son, and he was stubborn just like his father
He wouldn’t bat an eye when Katsuki gave him a new game controller, nor with tickets to the amusement park
“Try harder old man,” Katsuma’s smirk was so much like his own it was jarring to the hero.
You felt bad, horrible because you could tell not being able to bond with his son that he just found out he had a month prior hurt Katsuki. You give him some guidance.
“Katsuma doesn’t like any of that stuff,” you speak softly as Katsuki packs up his bag of tricks. It was past 10 and Katsuma finally went to bed after his father awkwardly retold him stories of his early years as a hero. Katsuki and you worked out a plan that he’d but him to bed since his work hours mean he can’t make school pick up.
“He likes hiking like you, and he loves sharks,” you smile at the similarity betweeen the boy you loved and the little boy you created.
Katsuki was angry at you… for keeping Katsuma a secret from him. He was angry and hurt and didn’t know how his heart could still sting at the sight of you or the sound of your voice after five years apart. Here stood the girl who he thought he’d spend the rest of his life with, the same girl who lied to him and now what? Katsuki struggled to make sense of his new life as a co-parent, as a parent.
“Wouldn’t need fuckin pointers if you didn’t lie to me,” katsuki crumbled under his breath, defeated.
You feel like crying, the tears are there stinging at your eyes. “I’m sorry,” you repeat again and again, but you both know it doesn’t make a difference.
Katsuki didn’t like hurting you, even if he had every chance to rip you a new one. He just couldn’t, his heart couldn’t take it.
“ ‘s fine, don’t cry. I’m a dick, sorry,” he moves to leave your apartment, pausing.
“Hiking huh?” His little smirk makes you blush even thou you know it shouldn’t. Not anymore.
“Y-yeah, and sharks,” you point out dumbly.
Katsuki nods his head, “I can do hiking and sharks.”
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hazelfoureyes · 1 month
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Aftercare?
it isn’t a part 2 to The Radio Demon fucks a Human Sacrifice (A Valentino Production) , its a side story. but if you haven’t read it this won’t make sense. Just a lovely little errand I imagine Alastor would take after the reader returned to earth. If your name is Sara and you haven’t read the story, this will sound like a threat. It’s not smut but its still gives me joy 🐴
⟢ part1♡̶sidestory♡̶part2♡̶part3♡̶part4 ⟣
Blitz spewed coffee over his horse figurines when Alastor rose from a shadow on his I.M.P. office floor.
“Holy fucking shit balls. Mr. Radio Demon, your excellen— your uh, your hi- your murde- murderessness? Murde-“
“Alastor. It’s a pleasure.”
“I would have prepared something or tidied up if I had KNOWN YOU WERE COMING, FOR FUCKS SAKE MOXIE!”
Moxie shook the coffee off of his phone, “Sir how could I have known he was coming before you did? I was with you the whole time! He travels by pools of shadow!”
“Moxie if I had a dick for every excuse you gave me I could finally fuck the daddy issues outta you.”
“That is… so inappropriate to say to someone,” Moxie winced. Alastor cleared his throat, giving his microphone a tap. “Oh! Sorry. What can we do for you?” Moxie couldn’t hide the tremble in his voice.
Blitz spoke first,“Not to be rude or anything Alasstor-“
Alastor’s eyelid twitched, “Alastor.”
“Yeah that’s what I said. We unalive living humans. The people not here.” Blitz gestured vaguely around. “Not really pride ring overlord shit.”
“Do you think,” the lights flickered, “I would travel all the way here,” Moxie covered his ears as the frazzled laughter of a broadcast studio audience buzzed around them, “if I wasn’t well aware of what you do?” 
Blitz scooped his horses into his arms and took cover under his desk, Alastor’s shadow bending over the top and down the wall, casting the room in darkness save two glowing red eyes. “I am— so fucking dumb. Just give us the deets and consider them dead!”
Alastor’s voice crackled from the darkness, “Her name is Sara.”
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farah-o-0 · 19 days
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my first animation🥹
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solar-settings · 9 months
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judas, k. wright // laura lee and lottie, yellowjackets
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you know what, fuck you *un-daddies your buddies*
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Muriel: Why can’t you accept that Gabriel and Beelzebub might be happy? That Gabriel might be a attentive partner and a loving angel?
Crowley: Because I wanted that angel! I wanted the angel who would run away to Alpha Centuri with and be with me forever, instead of trying to lure me back to heaven. Why does Beelzebub get that angel? If Gabriel has truly changed, than that means that angels were always capable of change, and I just wasn’t worth changing for.
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