This is the main strip I was excited to draw, where I got to cram all of the cameos I wanted to into 2 BIG, packed panels. If you're a cartoonist bummed that I didn't reach out to you, I WAS OUT OF ROOM! lol Enjoy the cameos from my own Marjorie from "Marjorie of the Weirdlings", Bill, Frank, and Gnome 12 from David Reddick's "Legend of Bill". Lexii the Pixie from Sabrina Pandora's "Giant Girl Adventures", Miles and Kevin from Tauhid Bondia's "Crabgrass", "Pen & Ink" from the comic, "Pen & Ink" by Deon Parson, and also from SuprDee, Maria & Maricela from "Rosebuds". Last but never least, a certain precocious Toddler from George Gant's "Beware of Toddler"! Thanks to them ALL for letting me play with their toys!

gnomes has the cat mood

cat ears or just two gnomes nextt to each other

One of the best things I’ve made in DND isn’t even a magic item. It’s call the Bomb Sack. It’s just two bombs in a sack. Why two? Cause then it looks like you’re throwing giant flaming testicles at people. You just put the bombs in a sack, drop a lit match in, and throw at your intended target. Deals 6d6 fire damage.

#Gov. Kristi Noem, #gnome

COUNTRY GNOMES

TAKE THEIR BONES

*a bunch of gnomes in overalls run toward you and take your bones out of you*

"Gnomes aren't real"

Then explain how I stomped one to death this morning

Yes, Georgina. There is a refrigerator gnome. A fear submitted by Georgina to http://deepdarkfears.com/submit - thanks! 

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Help! My dog keeps hunting these little animals in my yard. I don't know if this is an endangered species. Anyone has tips on how to stop dogs from doing this?

PROXIMITY WARNING

Has a gnome ever gotten their head/hand stuck in a corn can?

its a stylish hat

“The pen is mightier than the sword.” Bullshit. Never have I seen someone get killed by a pen, but I have seen people get decapitated by the sword. Also, when you say “The pen is” you’re spelling out “the penis” so you lose twice!

it's his new thing

Christmas gnomes are more popular in Scandinavia than Christmas elves and even regular gnomes, so sometimes people will have gnomes replace elves in Santa’s shop to make it more region specific.

But in folklore gnomes were always proud to do housekeeping. They repaired stuff, swept the floor, fed the animals and kept the home safe. If people didn’t respect them they’d take revenge, or worse, take their services somewhere else.

So I prefer to imagine the elves do all the toy producing, from design to carving to assembling to painting to sewing to packaging, while the gnomes keep the shop up and running, inventing and repairing the machines the elves use, cooking the meals for their breaks, cleaning and looking after the reindeer.

Gnomes are a small, ground dwelling, fairy found across most temperate forests, grasslands and in rare occasions mountain dwellings. They are one of the few fairies to be commonly found alongside human dwellings, having an affinity for their gardens. While most fairy beings can be seen as pests, the Gnome has managed to sway favor as they speak to a relatively good sign for agricultural communities. Having a Gnome is a good sign your crop is healthy and being tended too.

While most fairy species live relatively peacefully alongside one another, the Gnome is one of the few fairy species who do engage in warfare. This animosity is particularly found with Pixies.

Their “red cap” has become the moniker of the species. However this “cap” is not a piece of fashion, but a highly sensitive sensory organ used to help travel in their deep underground dens. They also act as a silent way to communicate with one another in dense brush or long grass. Only males of the species possess one. Female’s caps are small and dome-like, which they commonly adorn with flower crowns. The male’s cap doesn’t always remain active, they can actively render their cap flaccid, allowing them to burrow and squeeze into tight spaces. A male’s cap will grow throughout the course of his life, some reaching lengths double their body length.