being in a love triangle with chat noir and claw noir
pairing: adrien agreste / chat noir x gn!reader x claw noir
tags: set during the paris special, romantic rivalry
when ladybug and chat noir ended up in a universe different to their own, where they were villains called shadybug and claw noir, you ended up stumbling into that universe as well!
the first person you ran into there was claw noir, who was the obviously evil counterpart to chat noir
upon meeting you, claw noir seems to be head over heels for you! he might be a villain, but he has a bit of a soft side for you and immediately starts flirting!
and when chat noir sees the two of you together, with his evil doppelgänger being all over you, he HATES it!
chat noir feels super weird about seeing ‘himself’ flirt with you and he hates that the person he's jealous of is kind of himself…?
claw noir has an easier time to separate himself from chat noir! he doesn't think he has anything in common with chat, aside from his miraculous, their feelings for you and… well, their face! or whole body, really–
when flirting with you, claw noir is far more brash and suggestive, while chat noir stumbles over his words in comparison to claw!
but chat noir is always around you, to prevent claw noir to get the chance to flirt with you! he's very protective, as he doesn't trust claw noir at all, despite the two of them being the same person
claw noir and chat noir are both very jealous! that's another thing they have in common but hate to admit!
chat noir hates the idea that you could fall in love with a villain, while claw noir believes villains are more fun than those boring heroes!
they constantly try to find a moment alone with you, but are constantly crossing each other's plans!
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Buzzardclaw's a whore you say ... My interest is peaked I love these types of gossips (In fiction)
Buzzardclaw is yet another Kit Save! WindClan is RIDICULOUSLY tiny, I had to SCRAPE this one up. Buzzardkit is mentioned in only a single page in Po3 Book 1: The Sight, where he is soothed by an unnamed queen who reveals his name. I decided that his mothers are Snapstorm and Stoneclaw, and the unnamed queen who soothed him was Snapstorm.
(THOUGH I am considering taking the unnamed queen and making her into a full character, tbh. I'm not kidding, this Clan is unacceptably small and it is ALL hands on deck. Maybe make her into a permaqueen type.)
WindClan NEEDED more sillies, because the majority of the cats in it are pretty harsh and serious, so I decided that this one was going to be sort of a hopeless romantic gossip girl type. He's really close with his Mi, Snapstorm, who's an Aftergathering regular at the Lake and likes trading. Because of her, Buzzardkit was getting acquainted with other cats from a young age and just kinda learned to play up how cute he is.
He grew up into a pretty kitty, too. Both of his parents are handsome mollies, and he managed to somehow get FOUR colors from between them. White, brown, black, and gold. It makes up for the fact he has very few scars, because he's a wuss.
He uses his charm and appearance to get people to do what he wants, but he has absolutely no ambition to follow up with this. What he wants is a nice blanket made of mole hide, or a good bit of gossip, or competitive scratchstone tips. Probably becomes a popular Honor Sire in his later years.
Just a fun, low-stakes dude in the background.
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Kind of like an introduction post, but I’ve actually been here for a while.
Hi, I’m Secretly-A-Catamount!
I have ASD, SPD, ADHD, dyslexia, dysgraphia, and anxiety: so no ableism, or I’ll punch you in to the sun.
I’m aro-ace, but not an arrow-ace, which is upsetting because now I can’t be a Hunter for Artemis.
I live in somewhere in the good ol’ USA (not sure how accurate that is sometimes) with my family and pets.
Here’s my fandoms (in no particular order, will be updated as I consume more media):
The Serafina Series
The Willa Series
The Shadowhunter Chronicles
The Chronicles of Narnia
His Dark Materials
The Book of Dust
DC Comics
Marvel Comics
Wings of Fire
Warrior Cats
Phantom of the Opera
Newsies
Wicked: The Broadway Musical
The Wicked Years
Six of Crows
King of Scars
The Magisterium Series
Percy Jackson and the Olympians (plus all of the other Rick Riordan book series in that universe)
The School for Good and Evil
Ever After High
The Villain Series
Doctor Who
Hamlet
Twelfth Night
Anthony and Cleopatra
The Hunger Games
The Inheritance Cycle
The Land of Stories
A Tale of Magic . . .
The Legend of Zelda Series
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An Unusually Large Predicament
Villain: (Observing the chaos outside) My brilliant mosquitoes have the heroes in a frenzy! But where is our dear Mittens?
Right Hand: (Glancing around) I haven't seen Mittens for a while. Maybe he's found a cozy spot for a catnap.
Scientist: (Nervously) Actually, there's something I need to confess, boss.
Villain: (Raises an eyebrow) What's the matter, Scientist?
Scientist: Well, remember that growth serum I made for the mosquitoes? I, uh, accidentally left it out, and Mittens mistook it for water. Now... Mittens is, well, massive.
Villain: (Stares in disbelief) You turned Mittens into a giant?
Scientist: (Nods) Yes, boss. He's currently the size of a 19-story building.
Right Hand: (Laughs) Oh, this is going to be interesting.
Villain: (Rubbing his temples) Scientist, what were you thinking?
Scientist: It was an accident, I swear! But Mittens seemed so thirsty, and I didn't label the serum properly!
[Villain and Right Hand exchange amused glances.]
Villain: (Chuckling) Well, I suppose we'll have to make the most of this situation. Giant Mittens, you say?
Scientist: (Relieved) You're not mad, boss?
Villain: Oh, I'm furious, Scientist, but let's see how this plays out. What's Mittens doing now?
[Outside, Mittens, the giant cat, casually strolls toward the heroes' headquarters.]
Mittens: (Speaking to himself) I always wanted to make an entrance, but this is ridiculous.
Hencheman 1: (Spotting Mittens) Boss, look! Mittens is heading for the heroes' headquarters!
Hencheman 2: (Excited) This is gonna be epic!
Villain: (Grinning) Well, it seems Mittens has a plan of his own. Let's see how the heroes handle our colossal cat.
Right Hand: I have a feeling they're in for a surprise.
[Villain, Right Hand, Scientist, and the henchmen watch as Mittens, now towering over the heroes' headquarters, playfully bats at it.]
Mittens: (Purring) Time to knock some sense into those heroes!
Hero 1: (Panicking) It's a giant cat! We're doomed!
Hero 2: (Frantic) Quick, somebody find a litter box!
Hero 3: (Trying to reason) Wait, Mittens, we can talk about this, right?
Mittens: (Smirking while knocking over the heroes' headquarters) : Well, I could use some giant cat treats, but that headquarters needs a little redecorating first!
[Villain and his crew burst into laughter.]
Villain: (Clapping) Bravo, Mittens! This is the most feline-friendly assault I've ever seen!
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'curlfeather did care about her kits' no i want her to be fucked up and evil, we never ever get female villains that are just evil and fucked up, i want her to be awful, i want her to have a mindset where she only had kits to further her own power, its such a unique and cool concept, like she cares about her children but only because she sees what they can give her, she didnt have kits to be a mother she had kits to have her own lil army that would defend her when she did awful things, i cant believe people want her to be a sad and pathetic mom that didnt know better, this is infinitely more interesting than any female villain we've had before
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