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physical headcanons for your characters maybe?
Thank you for the question, anon! I had no idea how to properly answer this so I just went with my string-of-thoughts and called it a day. I hope you enjoy <3
Saeclus Sanguine:
Tall and lean, with firm muscles and smooth skin that's been cut open and hardened quite a bit through the years
His face is really delicate, has barely any sharp angles aside from his eyes, and he's almost feminine in beauty
His eyes are the only sharp corners in his face, and they could muster a glare that would make a grown demon shrivel up in fear, blazing with unspeakable power that has been sought for centuries
Yet those same eyes could widen in sweet wonder, go soft in gentle kindness and become glassy with sorrow and remorse
His eyes are super expressive, and at the same time, it seems like there's always a sort of veil over them, a part of him that isn't quite reachable
His hair though, is arguably the best feature about him
It's soft and flowing, and trails behind him beautifully like an elegant cloak as he walks, gracefully dancing when the day is windy
He rarely smiles openly, because he hates it when his fangs show through and often frighten the other party with how sharp and big they are
He vaguely smells like a warm library space, herbal teas and deep, wild woodlands
He has a few scars across his body - one over his eye, two on his back and side, and one right under his heart from when Karl attempted to kill him
All of these have been inflicted by celestial or holy weapons, as one of Saeclus' powers is that any wounds inflicted by demonic magic eventually heal without any traces
If it wasn't for his somewhat deep and masculine voice, he would be mistaken for a woman more than he is
He wants to be covered up almost all the time, and feels uncomfortable when he's showing a lot of skin in a public or semi-public setting
Whether that's because he's gotten so used to armor and heavy garbs or for other reasons, he'll never tell
Mishiro Chiheisen:
She's beautiful in a soft, very feminine way
Not too tall or short, a soft classic body type and somewhat smooth, sweet skin
Her face has no sharp angles at all, she's soft and round at every turn
Wide baby blue eyes with full pale lashes and the most gentle, understanding gaze ever
Long curls of fluffy white hair that are tangled just enough to frame her face, and yet fly like a cloud in the waves of wind that result from her pristine white wings dancing and gliding in the air
The feathers of her ears and those on her wings have a slight golden biological luminescence to them, though it's not enough to disturb one's sleep, and the glow intensifies if a feather is plucked
She's almost always smiling, soft lips pushed inward due to that, and is very aware of the effect her open-mouthed smile has on people
She smells like a valley of lilies and daisies, with an undertone of sweet perfume, her natural scent long buried underneath
Her voice isn't too sweet or soft naturally, but she tones it down significantly to seem more friendly and warm
She likes to show just the right amount of skin to be appealing, usually, but she will wear more professional dresses when she is doing work
Famously, she wears a lot of lighter colors - although she prefers some of the more intense colors she has clothes made of - just because they look better on her
Claire Cornelle:
She is undeniably beautiful, but her beauty isn't as intense as her sisters Cordelia and Catherine
She has the same sharp, slanted eyes that Cordelia does, which they both inherited from their father Burai
A touch colder and less inviting, her gaze sweeps the room in a quick glance
Taller than both of her sisters, with a more defined and less voluptuous body
A soft hourglass figure, with arms that have strength and softness in them
Her hair is long and softly flowing, slightly more vicious than her sisters', braided on the sides of her head as a sign of her First Blood lineage
Her lips are slightly puffy with sharp angles, always painted an intense red with either lipstick or blood, and she'll let you interpret that how you will
She also has a small mole by her lips, the same one as Laito's, both inherited from Burai
Her voice is much more commanding than her siblings', a natural intensity in it that can easily unsettle a room filled with men
And her words are no different, swaying the tide of the conversation masterfully as she sees fit
Is she charming or intimidating? It depends on the company she's in, but you can always trust her to be dignified and headstrong
She smells like wild roses, skin oils and silk dresses, but her natural scent is much sweeter and less intense
She shows some skin, as is appropriate for a princess, but not nearly enough to be slandered or called names for it, much more professional looking than most of her fellow kinswomen
Though she doesn't mind putting on a bit of a show, she tries to stick to the sidelines and observe more, wary of treachery or a dagger aimed at her throat
#(( wheee i enjoyed this way too much#(( sorry it took so long anon#diabolik lovers oc#saeclus sanguine#diabolik oc#saeclus#mishiro#mishiro chiheisen#claire cornelle#claire#headcanons
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“ BABY MOVE YOUR HIPS, DON’T BREAK IT ”
synopsis: they can’t handle how your hips move the way they do.
pairing: various x fem!reader
warnings: mature language, MDI. descriptions of sex, use of vulgar words (cunt, slut), biting, hair-pulling, mentions of alcohol, public sex/exhibitionism, and i think that’s it - feel free to let me know if I’ve missed anything!
notes: wheee some smut for your timeline - hope you enjoy! <333
“Shake it from your waist down.”
Getting to watch his resolve crumble with every nasty swirl of your hips was hands down your favorite part about riding him. No matter how badly the ache in your thighs begged you to take a break, it’d be drowned out by the sound of him begging you not to, even though minutes ago he was so adamant on finishing his game.
If you even slowed down for a moment, he’d buck up into you desperately, pawing at your supple thighs for more of your tricks. Controller long discarded on the floor, game reduced to mere background noise, a teasing grin adorned your face at the complete delirious and love-struck expression on his, borderline entranced without anything else in that empty head but the feeling your snug walls, sucking him in so deep it made his toes curl.
“jesus—fuck.. jus’ like that..j-jus’ like that baby, shit.. use me, c’mon, fuckin’ use me!”
His mouth hung open long enough for drool to slip out the sides, moaning like a bitch when you switched up the rhythm on him out of nowhere that sent those watery, unfocused eyes to the back of his skull. His arms wrapped tightly around your middle like a lifeline, legs spreading wider to force him deeper into your gushy cunt as he buried his face in your neck, biting down on the sensitive spot to control his pathetic whines. You hissed, eyes fluttering but grabbed a fistful of his hair in retaliation, yanking him back. He keened, dick doing somersaults in your guts from both the sting and the searing look in your eyes.
You scoffed. “Don’t remember.. giving you—uhnshit!…g-giving you permission to hide your pretty sounds from me, slut..”
Ineligible apologies flowed out of him, as did the tears down his face from the intense feeling, bits of your name in the mix of it somewhere. It’s not until you ascended off his dick painstakingly slow before stilling at the tip to pulse around the sensitive head, nearly making him sob, then slamming back down does he let you hear it all.
Especially when you repeat the motion again and again and again.
“Oh, f-fuck! Fuckfuckfuck,wait..wait baby, g-gonna—hah!”
Without much choice he came prematurely, thick, hot cum filling you so deep you could’ve sworn you tasted it in the back of your throat. You cooed at him, racking your fingers through his hair as you fought back your own moans as he rode out his orgasm with strong, quick thrusts that would certainly have you walking funny later, milking him dry for all that he’s worth until he got worked up again for another round.
It was always a gamble with you in this position, never knowing how long he’d last; hips too lethal.
(tr) takemichi, kazutora, chifuyu, ANGRY, HAKKAI (hq) nishinoya, atsumu, BOKUTO, kenma<3, tendo, MAKI (mha) deku, shinso, DENKI KAMINARI, kirishima (for sure bites)
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“Margarita got a bitch on ten.”
Should’ve known better than to leave you alone for this long.
With the liquor flowing through your veins, club lights painting the room crimson, and the beat of a song you frequently fuck to blaring through the speakers, it’s no wonder when he laid eyes on you again that you’d already be grinding up on someone else, shooting him a sly look as if it wasn’t his attention you were vying for in the first place. And he had about five seconds before you used this sorry loser to sedate your insatiable appetite, one he’s been ignoring since arrival in favor of his work.
He’d kill everyone in the vicinity before letting that happen.
Barely got off the dance floor before you pulled him to a stop, pressing up against his chest with a leg teasing up his thigh as you gestured to the vip area. It was secluded, but still open for onlookers to walk by and see everything going on behind the velvet rope. He raised a brow in question, you merely wearing that look he knew all too well. Leaning up to whisper in his ear, nothing could’ve prepared him for what you proposed he do to you.
“Let’s do it on the couch over there. Wan’ everyone to see how good you take it when I ride you, pretty boy…”
Maybe it was the tequila that made you request something so bold. But, who was he to deny such a tantalizing offer?
His arms rested behind the couch, granting you majority of control to set the pace, and god were you doing a fantastic job of that. It sent his brain into a fog, hooded eyes watching your every move from your heaving breasts, all the way down to where you connected, gaze intently focused on the white ring forming around the base. He groaned at the sinful visual, abdomen clenching with every drag of your sweet pussy, occasionally leaning forward to capture your lips in a sloppy kiss that was all tongue.
The audience you’ve accumulated were fascinated, appalled even; but they couldn’t look away. Others did their best to ignore it, but as things progressed, the two of you growing more shameless, it was hard not to tune in after a while. Eventually, it turned into a group effort, some club-goers cheering the two of you on while others threw money, requesting tricks for you to do while on his dick—A spin, riding it reverse style, spelling a long word with your hips with them chanting out the letters, edging him in the process and leaving him looking like a complete mess in front of all his patrons.
Until, he inevitably loses composure, and fucking you hard on the table covered in Benjamins—A whole performance.
God bless Margaritas.
(tr) mikey, IZANA, sanzu, shion, BAJI, smiley :)) (hq) kyotani, iwa<3, terushima, mattsun (mha) shigaraki, dabi, hawks!!!, sero, shindo
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get to know your tav!
tagged by @auspex-author and @lolthslover (thank you!) sorry it took me so long!
meet Divya (she/her), asmodeous tiefling, way of the four elements monk
what is your tav’s…
favorite weapon? her hands (both in unarmed strikes and spells)
style of combat? a mixture of spells from a close-ish distance and throwing punches/kicks. also more defensive? she didn’t learn combat before becoming tadpoled, as she never really wanted to be a fighter.
most prized possession? considering she had no possessions when she lived in the church, she had nothing but the clothes on her back for around eight years.
deepest desire? to become a monk at the temple of ilmater in the city of baldur’s gate.
guilty pleasure? she was not allowed to partake in any guilty pleasures while living in the monastery, but now she can do things like eat a cookie or drink wine or mess around with Wyll without feeling too much religious guilt afterwards.
best-kept secret? before she went to serve in elturel’s church of ilmater, her mother revealed to her that she was not her father’s child. that is why she lacks the tiefling’s signature infernal eyes.
greatest strength? she stays cool, calm, and collected in the face of danger. always thinks before she acts, and tries to limit her damage to others around her.
fatal flaw? she has spent so many years taking on the pain of others, that she doesn’t know how to truly grapple with her own. from elturel’s descent into avernus, being shunned from her church of ilmater, becoming separated from her family, and now being tadpoled, it’s a surprise that she’s about to keep her head on straight. this does eventually boil over, though, and Divya is unable to handle her heavy emotions on her own. (maybe I should write about it? hm yeah that would be fun)
favorite scent? whatever cologne Wyll’s wearing
favorite spell/cantrip? fist of unbroken air. bad guy always go wheee.
pet peeve? when people don’t try to understand the pain some people go through or just dismiss it entirely
bad habit? tends to pick at her nails if she’s anxious/stressed, usually paired with trouble falling asleep
hidden talent? not a talent, but her thumbs are double jointed. gave Shadowheart quite the scare when she first showed them off.
leisure activity? the Forgotten Realms equivalent of tai-chi and yoga, she uses these practices to ground herself and find inner peace
favorite drink? a monk? drinking? you can’t be serious! arabellan red
comfort food? her mother used to make this delicious lamb stew. Gale has tried to replicate it, but hasn’t succeeded yet. mostly because lamb is hard to find.
favorite person(s)?
Wyll: not only is he handsome, but he seems to have a good head on his shoulder and a positive attitude (for the most part). He will also (usually) think before he acts.
Karlach: though they are fairly polar opposite when it comes to their personalities and the way they handle combat, opposites attract, and they work very well together.
Gale: his knowledge intrigues her, she enjoys having long conversations with him about whatever he’s thinking about at that moment in time simply because it’s entertaining.
favored display of affection? quality time, for sure. it’s one of the reasons she and Wyll get as close as they do — he’s always in her party 😉 also physical affection, but preferably behind closed doors or behind big boulders because she gets embarrassed easily
fondest childhood memory? the first time her parents took her to the church of ilmater
anything else you’d like to share?
Divya is a little socially awkward. only speaking to others about their pain and sorrows for around eight years has left her with little to say when her party members come by and have a chat. she is a much better listener than talker.
Her biggest insecurity is her vitiligo. Growing up, the other children in school would call her a cow, which also made her insecure in her body image. She doesn’t eat too much because of it, and up until the events of the game, had most of her body covered to hide her pale spots. If anyone asked about her face, she’d say she was a victim of an acid attack.
She and Darcy, another tiefling tav of mine, were friends when they were children. Darcy is four/five years older than Divya, so she was only eight when Darcy was kidnapped from Elturel. She often wonders if she’ll ever see her friend again.
The Church of Ilmater in Elturel cast her out after the city’s descent into Avernus. They did not want anyone resembling devils in their halls.
Wyll is the first person she has ever been romantically involved with. Here are a few fics about their relationship:
To A Wild Rose - Wyll (successfully) rizzing up Divya
Just A Kiss - Divya and Wyll’s first kiss shared at the camp party
Show Me How - Wyll gives Divya some… pleasure (nsft)
Tagging @rolansrighthorn @dustdeepsea and @my-favourite-zhent give me some tea on your tavs!!! (only if you want to tho uwu )
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SMOOCHES!! Hii sweetheart, I hope you’ve been doing well! ໒꒰ྀིᵔ ᵕ ᵔ ꒱ྀི১
I’m sorry if I’ve been a bit inactive with brainrots, school has been stressful and on top of it I’ve been struggling with my condition. Everything’s just been really heavy on me with how frequent I go to see doctors. And I may have a rare syndrome that may have affected why I grew so short (4’10). So yeah I’ve been re-reading a lot of your lovely fragile!reader works throughout the weeks.
But I keep thinking on just Zandik holding fragile!raeder while they ramble about their problems. It’s like their own safe haven, wheee you feel heard and protected by the only person who’s stuck by your side since childhood. :( I just wanna snuggle against his strong arms and fall asleep to the sound of his heart beat. Or just being comforted through examinations while Zandik checks to make sure your vitals aren’t deteriorating. But a little angsty thought: on one occurrence where Zandik is checking your vitals and he sees they haven’t improved but slowly decreased. Seeing that the medication you take is useless and he’ll need to batch something up quickly before you take notice or grow concerned. Also, fragile!reader going to Zandy for cuddles or inviting him into their room so they can cuddle. You put on a fake smile and brush it off as “wanting to be with your favorite boy”. But in reality you just really need comfort but don’t want to nag Zandik so frequently that you’ll just be a nuisance. Yeah just fragile!reader always feeling guilt </3 it’s how I’ve been for the past few days.
But I hope you have a much better week than I have had!! And I hope it’s okay to ask, but I remember you writing something about the Harbingers having a “meeting” to figure out who’s the mysterious veiled figure who is at times seen outside the lab with Dottore. I’m not sure if you ever finished it or forgot about it you don’t have to answer this I’m so sorry.
-from your dear boo boo bear 🎐 anon ୨୧
HI 🎐 ANON MY LOVE!!! <333 Please don't worry about me or brainrots! I just want you to take care of yourself. That sounds so so stressful I couldn't even begin to imagine. I hope you're managing to get rest between all of that :( I wish i could provide you with more than my words and virtual hugs, but I sincerely hope things get better for you. *hugs* And to answer your question, I'm still working on that fic, slowly but surely! It's probably going to take a while due to school and whatnot but it'll be finished eventually. I also ended up changing the title to Latin since all my Dottore fics have that theme but I also realized how bad online translators are for Latin so right now the tentative title is "Medicus potest amare? (responsum est quod sic)" That's probably way too long so it'll might get shortened. But yeah!! I hope you enjoy it when it comes out 🎐 anon ❤️
But yes! Many of the times Dottore can't really help with your problems, since they're probably related to your illness and whatnot, but what matters to you is how he listens without interrupting or nitpicking. Whether you're on his lap or cuddling together he holds you very tightly, he unconsciously holds you like that as if you would leave him. But you don't complain since you like the security of his arms. Though if it's something within his ability to do, whether it's simple or not, his clones will get it done for you. Just to make your life even the tiniest bit easier. Examinations are never fun but Zandik being the one who does them makes them a bit more comforting :( You probably dread them a lil bit since they're just a constant reminder of your sickness but Zandik and his clones do try their best to make it as stress-free as possible for you :) which is honestly a challenge for them at first considering what they usually do but dneuwidfd they'll do anything for you, yk?
Wahh the angsty thought is unfortunately a frequent reality for Dottore... </3 No matter how much he sees it, he can never truly get used to it, there's always a sharp twinge in his chest. Though he never tells you what he sees... he doesn't want you to take on extra burdens. And ughh,,, cuddles with baby Zandy ;(( honestly his childlike innocence and smile make you feel a bit better but tbh he's still a smart boy so he can probably tell when you're lying and genuinely feeling down! Zandy will still cuddle with you of course but he will probably tell Dottore that he noticed how sad you are, and soon enough the Harbinger will be in your room again. Reminding you that you are not a nuisance. That although his methods aren't conventional, he's your husband, and he's here to help and comfort you. That you two will be together until the very end of the world.
#smooches talks#🎐 anon#fragile reader <3#dottore love notes <3#zandy bb <3#ahhh im giving you all of my love 🎐 anon :( <333
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I've basically been doing very little with my time besides watching Shaman King 2021 so phew, here are some thoughts on Episodes 10-32!
Episode 10
The bit with everybody hanging out at the inn was adorable, hee.
I LOVE BOZ THEY'RE SO FUNNY
It's odd that Yoh is already paying that much attention to "Hao" considering the name has come up once? But yeah...
Ryu comes back!! And damn, he already qualified for the main tournament?
Bason and Ren are too cute. Also, it's interesting to watch Ren's mindset change and hee, we get the showdown against Tao En!
Episode 11
Phew — Ren gets captured by his Pops and the Zoldyck vibes INTENSIFY.
I don't remember the Tao family having their own Super Sentai Squad, but hey, it tracks!
It's a bit of a shame that these battles were concluded so quickly, but it was cool to see Horohoro and Ryu's upgrades!
Can't believe Tao Rn squeezed that poor baby panda to death only for it to be resurrected as a zombie in the next scene! SHEESH!
Episode 12
This episode also went at THE SPEED OF LIGHT! I cant believe we got Jun's dramatic rescue and the whole Tao En reveal and fight in the same episode! I mean, at this speed, Ren's deep loyalty to the gang does seem a bit goofy, but hey, I'll deal!
Ryu saying, "Just what exactly do you think wavering is?" had me laughing so much, oh man.
Episode 13
How is SO MUCH happeningin EVERY EPISODE?
Yoh and the crew leave home!
They meet Hao!
They get dropped out of a plane!
They meet Lilirara, who's really cool! There's sone backstory!
They go on their way — AND THEN LILIRARA DIES???
Wild!!!!
Horohoro continues to be adorable and guh, I'm really enjoying watching the episodes dubbed... honestly, the dub iis really, really good!
Episode 14
WHEEE LYSERG THE DOOFUS IS HERE... to be honest he's a lil green Sherlock. Isn't it nice that everyone has a colour-coded Oracle Bell lol Yoh's is orange and Lyserg's is green... it's been like 15 years but I still don't know if I've forgiven him for what comes later. Whoops.
Anna is such a great character and I love how much bearing she has on the story.
New ending! And it's Iron Maiden Jeanne!!
Also, the goof with 6 years versus 8 years... Lyserg's parents definitely weren't killed 6 years ago, sheesh.
Episode 15
Okay, so this was one of the eps where the pacing was definitely painful. Anna got a (hodgepodge) version of Hao's backstory — honestly, why didn't Yohmei just tell her the whole deal if he was going to reveal so much? And then, she dealt with Hao's familiars SO QUICKLY that there was like. No threat to them at all. I was expecting more boom bang...
But she did use the 1080 beads! We love the 1080 beads!
Horohoro is just one of the best characters and I loved his upgrade, gosh. Again, we could have had a whole episode dedicated to his time with Apollo, rather than 10 mins. I also don't know HOW Ranger Bluebell knew bout him wanting to become the Shaman King since that wasn't discussed
For obvious reasons, Morphin is renamed Morphia in the dub, hue.
Episode 16
Not much that I can say about this episode (I was a bit sleepy when I watched it). Ryu is getting an upgrade — at lastl! And this episode had some of the humour I love from Shaman King: the whole bit with the vampiric guys was SO funny. "If there are only 5 in the group, why do two of them look the same?!" Yoh/Ren/Horohoro are such a darling trio.
Episode 17
/inhales
THE X-LAWS ARE HERE
WHICH MEANS MARCO IS HERE
WHICH MEANS... ERIC STUART!!!
And man I hate Marco (thought ťhe X-Laws are great villains who basically permanently impacted mine and my friends' psyches; they're a specific type of evil) but boy oh boy, it is sooo good to hear Seto Kaiba in an anime again, sobs.
Lyserg... tbh, I don't think I ever forgave his betrayal back from 2001; THERE'S STILL A PART OF ME THAT'S MAD. I wonder if I might feel differently this time around but I half-expected the little green bean to run off with the X-Laws in this very episode so I was a bit surprised when he didn't.
And then a surprise! Hao chatted to Anna and Manta and Tamao! Anna looks so cool with the sunglasses, lol. Though... I feel like Manta's being from money is largely a plot device (because how else would everyone get to the States)... but I often find this with rich/wealthy characters. sighs!
Oh, also! The Shaman King timeline is SO WHACK. Like, Ryu says to Yoh: "You forgot about me in Izumo which is when I trained to be a shaman." But here's the problem. I think Ryu only went to Izumo in the he first place to take Manta there and THEN he trained with Yohmei — but the flashback reveals that Ryu had to wait for a week to get Yohmei to train him (why is Mikihisa Like That btw) which means that. Yoh would have already been back and fighting and drawing against Ren and therefore concluding prelims in the same time that Ryu was supposedly waiting for Yohemi to train him? And yet Ryu somehow had an Oracle Bell AND qualified for the main tournament? While Ren had only completed two battles?
fudjdjd stuff like this drives me absolutely cuckoo I NEED WRITERS TO HAVE CHARTS AND TOURNAMENT TABLES AND TIMELINES AND ALL ELSE. URHFJFJD
Episode 18
JOCO!!! HEART EMOJIIIS
Anna slapping Hao with her free hand!
Mihihisa being revealed to be Yoh's dad!!
And the whole bit with Ren deciding the teams fhdjd man I am CRACKING UP!
(I rewatched some scenes in English and Japanese and wow, some of the changes are completely unnecessary fjdjd)
Episode 19
I... finally caught the Mic the Jaguar / Mic Jagger joke.
After almost 20 years.
SHEESH.
(I love Boz they're so funny fjljjd)
Episode 20
I never knew that Joco's backstory was so sad... my poor little guy...
I love how Ren pointed out that Horohoro did nothing, zero and zilch in the match dhdjd
Episode 21
Phew... to say that the X-Laws are brutal is putting it lightly... and looking at Jeanne and the way she was in this episode and knowing that she ends up with Ren is very. HUH?
I kind of can't believe just how laidback Yoh is sometimes. It kinda irritates me a tiny bit? Back in the day, I couldn't choose between Yoh, Ren and Horohoro for the Favourite Character Spot, but I'm not firmly Team Horohoro, ehe.
Poor Team Niles. Gosh.
Episode 22
Crying and sobbing... why won't Shaman King just give me. A TIMELINE? So now I discover that it's been TWO MONTHS since they were in the Patch village (???) and it's already the last battle of the first round of the tournament (???) and that Anna already taught Team Funbari Hot Springs EVERYTHING in Hao's big bad book (???) and? We didn't get to see any of that? Like I understand this decision if that's how it went down in the manga and the double OS was a major, unprecedented reveal, but if not... I LOVE A TRAINING MONTAGE. Give me these arcs...
Also, the dub's choices for which terms to leave in Japanese are messy. They use words like Onmyoji and Ultra Senji Ryakketsu, but 'Mana' replaces 'furyoku'... like I'm pretty sure the 4Kids dub used furyoku because it was a term I was v. familiar with.
Anyway, its nice to see a battle span two eps!
Episode 23
Wowee... this episode got me teary. Ryu's upgrade is NICE and Anna talking about the flexibility of Yoh's furyoku was so sweet. I also love the Icemen and their design — and it was particularly cute to see Pino and Horohoro chatting together at the end.
And then Hao's whole convo with Ren (the 4Kids dub called him Len and Yoh nicknamed him Lenny which was the cutest; gah, things I miss!) was really interesting
BUT WHY HAS YOH SOUGHT OUT LYSERG THE TRAITOR... ooft!
Episode 24
WAAAA WHAT A COOL EPISODE?
Okay, so it turns out that I was wrong about all the matches being over because this ep was HAO VS THE X-LAWS and damn, Hao using OXYGEN as his medium? That's bloody cool!!!
The OST in this ep was top tiiieeer and freaking — the X-Laws being humanised? A bit? I am SHOCKED.
Episode 25
Revelations galore... and Yohmei Tries to Commit Infanticide: Extended Edition.
Blimey. This anime is getting me so emotional.
(I love Horohoro I love what a good friend he is he is my FAVOURITE.)
Episode 26
WOW I LOVED THIS EPISODE.
The senior Asakura and Tao folks coming together to discuss Hao's bigtime book and the gang finally finding out about Yoh's origins! I got to see TAO RAN again (I love her) and freaking heck, Mikihisa is so cool? I guess jury has to be out with him a liiiittle bit because I've seen people commenting that he sucks. But. I have a major soft-spot for shounen dads (Goku, Echizen Nanjiroh, Van Hohenheim, Kurosaki Isshin...) and I reckon Mikihisa ticks cool points.
And freaking Ren! Why is everyone so cool??
Episode 27
NO TIME YO RECORD THOUGHTS MUST WATCH NEXT EP
Team Flower vs Jun / Anna / Tamao yeah!!
GOTTA SAVE REEEEN!!!
Episode 28
HOWLING
HOWLING!!
The Iron Maiden will save Ren (oh my GOSH — NOW, CERTAIN THINGS make more sense) and Yoh will be withdrawing from the tournament (?) and we got a new opening AND a new ending and Horohoro had that whole speech and buuu MY TEARS!
Episode 29
Mikihisa appears and just adopts everyone on sight and oh my gosh, the babies? Forget everyone else I want THEIR happiness and dhdhd what is this stuff about a golem?
HOW CAN I GO TO SLEEP WHEN THERE IS SO MUCH HAPPENING IN THIS ANIME
Episode 30
Ahhh we're entering a flashback! So this is what people were talking about when they kept bringing up "Osorezan Arc", huh?? YOH AND ANNA'S FIRST MEETING!
AND SHE WAS SO DISGUSTED.
Once again, the timeline is WHACK because there's really no way it can be the year 2000 at the time of the Shaman Fight unless I'm missing something huuuge... Yoh and Anna really should've been 8 when they met, not 10?
And I'm finally meeting Matamune!
But he was in the last Shaman Fight dhdhd i guess Hao couldn't have participated since he was a Patch that time but what happened at the fight 1000 years ago?
SO MANY MYSTERIIIES
Episode 31
Oh man, I can see why people were so obsessed with this arc... there is just so much emotion here from all sides: Matamune (having to defeat Hao!!), Yoh and Anna, Kino — everything.
You can see why Yoh and Anna are the dream team, wow.
Also, I looked up a timeline and I think I can make my peace with it being the year 2000 in canon... but the anime did not explain it AT ALL, which is pretty poor.
Episode 32
Wow.
Yoh and Anna are very, very special.
#shaman king#shaman king 2021#rambles and rambles!#can't believe that this post doesn't mention amidamaru even once but he is always excellent
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A lil updates and thoughts going on rn! Mostly about art again :') putting it under read more tho bc it got away from me again all rambly lmao
Hooo wheee! Life has been a little busy huh. Finally going to work again even if it is pretty much part time, other hobbies im keeping up with, trying to keep up on life admin and its going almost well! Shame im realizing i havent worked on my drawings in well over a month now 😅
Part of me is slightly dreading going back to them rn bc ive spent hours and hours on them already and they still need many hours before i post them....
You know that one guy on like tiktok/youtube shorts whos a really friendly old artist with a hobbit hole studio and does like 1hr paintings that look incredible? Obviously i dont expect myself being rusty and also not with years and years of experience to do the same but wouldn't that be the dream? To be able to just create and be done and happy with it in just an hour or a few and move on. How sad it is how many things i have started and not finished, outting in hours and hours where it doesnt really make even a super significant difference.
Also its that dinluke positivity week thing (god i hope this doesnt show up in the tag lmao sorry) i was really hyped months ago thinking its great prompts and great time to partake in my favourite fandom especially before february 2023 inevitably changes the scene in some way! But all of a sudden mid november is here and thats kinda terrifying! I have no clear idea for any of them, nothing im like desperate to draw and my current drawing doesnt really fit them either. Im thinking maybe i should try like, giving myself idk 2 hrs max to just make something beginning to end and if i hate it its ok i dont have to post it. But maybe i will and it could be fun! Sure i am too tired to properly do anything but idk, even making one post could give me excitement and hype for things i used to enjoy and something that isnt just real life and like job related.
To be fair i could also go for the much more guaranteed dopamine boost and play a video game ive been thinking of playing again for months. Sure i dunno which to choose and im not like super inclined to anything even tho i would like to play multiple of them again, just playing alone is a little boring i guess.
The more i spend just overthinking the quicker my sunday will be over and ill have to do next week and god knows ill be busy!! I should try drawing bc its there floating in my mind and could be easier to slip in into the day routine to do a little here and there rather than like, playing skyrim for 30 mins loll. Or oblivion bc for some reason ive been missing it. Or battlefront, even tho that is really hard to play without really trying my hardest and getting readjusted to the pace of it
Alright ok im gonna set up my digital art stuff, im gonna challenge myself to sketch something on theme for all the prompts and see what ends up catching my attention. If i can do 1 or even a couple of them thatd be really really neat!
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Zutara Week 2021 Day 4: No Official Prompt
Prompt Used: Lavender
It had started with garden walks. Zuko had needed an excuse to get away from ruling a nation and Katara had needed time away from ambassador duties. And they both needed a friend. So they’d walk the palace gardens together for an hour or so a few times a week and talk about anything but politics or war.
The thing about palaces, however, was that privacy was a hard thing to come by. There were too many people, too many eyes and ears casually waiting about, even in the flower gardens, that it was hard to feel relaxed. So Zuko and Katara would go slightly farther afield. As it turned out, the palace vegetable and herb gardens were much less populated during certain times of day, particularly the lavender field.
Katara loved lavender. Loved the comforting smell, the bright yet subtle colors, the many medicines and foods it could be added to. And she loved having a special, private spot on palace grounds that was just for her and Zuko to share.
As years went by they would walk the rows of the lavender field together as often as they could. It was there where Zuko finally got annoyed at his own uncertainty and actually asked Katara if he could officially court her. He’d been so determined to make himself go through with it that he sounded more angry than hopeful. It was a sign of just how well Katara knew him now that she was able to see through him. After she had stopped laughing, she kissed him squarely on the lips in a way that left no doubt of her answer.
The first time they said “I love you” was in the lavender field at sunset. The scent of lavender seemed to cling stronger than usual that night when sleep was hard to find.
After they eventually married they still tried to walk together in the field. As an anniversary gift Zuko had erected a small gazebo there, just big enough for two, where no one else was allowed. However running a nation was a lot of work, even when it was flourishing in a non-colonial way, and it was often hard to spend much quality time together even outside the lavender field. They both preferred to be busy and useful rather than be idle for very long, but there were times when the long days took a toll on them.
During the hard times it wouldn’t be uncommon for a small clipping of lavender to be found somehow rolled up in the pile of documents needed to be read that day. Or for lavender tea to be brought unrequested. Little unexpected gestures that to any onlooker might seem cute, but to Zuko and Katara were silent declarations of love. Katara would wear lavender in her hair to a meeting and Zuko would be itching to kiss her, his mood instantly improved. Zuko would secretly stuff Katara’s gloves with dried lavender when he’s unable to join her on her visits home and Katara would sleep with them at night, breathing in their shared memories.
But more often than not, the little gestures would be unnecessary. Because the Fire Lord and Lady would clear an hour or so from their schedule and walk together in their field, talking about anything but politics or war.
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Wheee! That’s it for my two contributions to this year’s ZK Week! Now I get to sit back and enjoy the influx of Zutara creations! Thank you to the mods for being so dedicated and amazing for the Zutara community! <3
#addictofreading#fanart#zutara#zuko#katara#avatar the last airbender#ficlet#lavender#zutara week 2021#zutara week#I really enjoyed drawing this!#they are so in love you guys!
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Anonymous asked:
Hello you guys!! Hope you have a good day ♡ uhm.. I have a request for a cute scenario if that's okay. I'm crushing hard on the French noodle Chamber and I wondered how he would react if one night you knock on his door at the VP, because you had a horrible nightmare of him dying on a mission, that basically left you in tears. You guys get along pretty well but he doesn't know you fell for him hard. Mabye with some cuddles and a heated kiss? (If you're comfortable with it. If it's too much just ignore it!).
Please stay hydrated and I hope your pillows are extra fluffy today! ♡
Hi nonny! I’d be more than happy to do this, it’s so cute so I couldn’t resist. As much as I shit on Chamber, soft Chamber for the soul 😭😭😭
This is kinda my first time writing anything remotely suggestive so uh, HERE WE GOO WHEEE
Be sure you stay hydrated as well nonny!
-Admin Hurricane
Warnings: google translated french LMFAO, slightly suggestive
Word Count: 900+
Genre: fluff, comfort
Pairing(s): Chamber x GN!Reader
Nightmares aren’t uncommon, you’re typically plagued by them after missions when all of the adrenaline and near-death experiences have yet to leave your system. You’re nothing but grateful for the fact that you’re still managing to get by, even if you have to worry about if you’ll live to see tomorrow with your line of work.
But tonight’s nightmare was one of the worst you’d had in a while. You jolt awake, holding your pounding head with one hand, feeling an oncoming headache as your other hand grasps at your blankets.
Still shaken up, and against your better judgement, you shakily get out of bed, slipping on a coat, shuffling over to the door, and heading down the hall to Chamber’s room. He was the first person you could think of, and thankfully he usually stays up pretty late at night, aside from maybe Cypher, Viper, and a few others.
Knocking on his door, you poke your head in, feeling yourself on the verge of tears. Chamber turns to face you, about to question you and why you’re there, but his face falls upon seeing you. Don’t get him wrong, he enjoys your company, but had he known that you would make your way to his workspace so late at night, he probably would have tidied himself and his desk up a bit. He walks over to you, his arms hed open in an embrace, pulling you into his grasp, gently rubbing comforting circles on your back.
“Mon cher, what could have caused you to be in such a distressed state?” he gazes down at you, his expression softened upon seeing your vulnerable state. He brushes away any tears that threaten to spill out, his fingers slightly calloused. He radiates warmth, giving you a sense of relief, stopping your shaking.
“Sorry,” you bury your face into his chest, trying to control your breathing, hiccupping every now and then, “I..I needed to see you and to make sure you were okay,” you murmur quietly, refusing to look up at him.
“Did something happen?” he asks you, gently tilting your face up so that you’re looking at him. Chamber would be lying if he said that you weren’t a good-looking individual. He admires you in many ways, it pains him to see you upset like this. Whether he wants to admit it or not, he does have a soft spot for you, which is something that could be exploited but at the moment he could care less. His main concern is to ensure that you’re feeling better. He leads you to the edge of his bed, helping you take a seat, still refusing the let go of you.
“I had a nightmare,” you start, leaning into his grasp. “It was about you…erm, dying. I watched you bleed out and die in my hands,” you whisper out. Chamber says nothing as he listens to you, still rubbing circles on your back reassuringly. “You won’t…die on me right?” you add quietly, sniffling softly, “Sorry, I must seem like such a crybaby to you right now.”
“Not at all,” he assures you, gazing at you affectionately, “You can cry your heart out if there is a need to.” You don’t cry, hesitantly reaching a hand up to touch his face. Chamber stiffens up but doesn’t move away, instead, leaning into your grasp.
“I think…tonight’s nightmare was just a lot for me. I’ve wasted enough of your time, sorry. But thank you for helping me,” you say, moving to get up, removing your hand. Panicked and not wanting you to leave, Chamber grabs your wrist keeping you in place. You look at him in confusion before feeling his hands cupping your cheeks. Then that’s when you feel a pair of soft lips upon yours.
You freeze in your tracks, your eyes wide in astonishment. You’re almost overwhelmed by him, all your senses at the moment are just taken over by him. Chamber smells like his signature cologne with a faint hint of gunpowder overlapping it.
By the time he pulls away, you’re left with your mouth agape and face flushed. Chamber clears his throat, his face unreadable. “You don’t need to worry about losing me, I’m always going to be here regardless,” he says, his voice low, “But I do apologize for doing that out of the blue, it was impulsive of me to do so. If you’d like t-” his words are cut off as you throw your arms around his neck, pulling him back in.
This time it’s Chamber’s turn to sit there frozen, but he manages to regain his composure responding eagerly to you. When the two of you pull yourselves apart once more, you notice Chamber’s hair is slightly messed up, his tie loosened.
“You promise me you won’t die on me?” you ask him, your face pressed against his chest. You can hear his quickened heartbeat as he wraps his arms around you. “I promise.”
There’s a moment of silence before you realize just how close tho two of you are. Flustered, you turn away, “You’re..a good kisser,” you add, a sheepish expression on your face, “But thank you for this.”
“Of course. And since you kissed me back, I take it there’s no need for me to explain my rash actions?” he asks, an eyebrow quirked up. “No,” you say, laughing softly, “Glad to know I’m not the only one who feels like this.
Chamber only pulls you in closer against his chest, resting his face in the crook of your neck, “Je t'aime.”
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Imagine Gouro's s/o just came home from a long trip and Gouro acting like a puppy whose owner came home from work. Like his tail's wagging, he's jumping around, etc.
Coming home to Gorou 💕🐕
You’ve been away on a commission for days now!! Something about helping captain Beidou out with a cargo delivery of some kind. You promised you’d be back after a week but now it’s been a week and three days!! Gorou is getting antsy
He’s on edge, keeping an eye on the dirt path ahead as he helps civilians with little tasks, hoping to see you walking his way :( everyone can see that he’s deeply bothered by your absence. Things just don’t feel the same when you’re not around
Every night he waits for you, opening his bedroom window and resting his head on the windowsill, breathing in the cool, fresh air from outside. Maybe he’ll answer some advice letters while he waits if he feels up to it. From wheee he sits, he has a perfect view of the road :) he’ll be able to see you coming home :’) and if the breeze is just right, maybe he’ll catch your scent before he even sees you!
Gorou wraps your blanket around his shoulders, gazing out at the landscape… his eyes feel so heavy… mm… maybe he’ll close his eyes for awhile. He has such a sweet dream, one where the two of you are out enjoying a nice sunny day :) he’s snapped out of his dream when he hears a breathy laugh right next to his head- and it’s you!! You’re standing in front of the window, petting his head and watching him sleep :)
He’s up in an instant, pulling you into a tight hug, telling you how happy he is that you’re home! It’s so cute how excited he is, his tail’s wagging a mile a minute and he’s hugging you so tight you gotta tap his arm to get his attention
You gotta tease him a little, he’s too cute not to ‘Did you fall asleep while waiting for me? How cute~’ and he’ll stutter out a response, telling you that no he was not waiting for you all night!! The tell tale twitch of his ears gives him away, that and the way his face is all flushed in embarrassment. Just come inside already!!
Once you’re all tucked into bed, he’s finally relaxed for the first time in almost two weeks. He wants to hear all about your adventure!! He rests his head on your chest, breathing in your comforting scent as he listens, absorbing every detail. Please pet his hair or his tail, it’s so nice and relaxing
Go’s gonna treat you like royalty for a few days now that you’re back. He does already but now he’s just going over the top to make up for the time you spent away from each other. He’s making you breakfast with fruits he picked himself, he’s carrying your bags for you, doing your laundry- you assure him that he doesn’t need to do all of that (you guys usually split the household chores 50-50!!) but he insists!! You’re probably tired from your travels, let him handle it
I know I keep mentioning his tail but man, every time he’s around you, thinks of you or smells you, his tail’s wagging. He doesn’t even notice anymore unless someone points it out, it’s just a natural response to thinking about the one he loves so much!! Especially now that you’re back, he’s following you around like a total puppy, tail wagging everything, just staying as close to you as possible whenever he can be <3
Gosh he’s so happy that you’re home! When he isn’t around, his fellow soldiers will tell you all about how restless he was without you by his side. They think it’s sweet that Gorou has someone he loves so much. He’s a young guy, he shouldn’t be focused on war tactics and strategy all the time!! So they’ll thank you for being there for him too :)
#I love gorou ;-; I hope all gorou wanters are gorou havers!!#genshin impact#genshin impact x reader#genshin imagines#genshin impact writing#genshin impact gorou#gorou x reader#genshin impact headcanons
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what your paladins main says about you
a comprehensive essay by a paladins player of right around 4 years
this is like really long so i’ll make it under the cut so my followers don’t have to scroll through this if they don’t wanna
(for context i’m a current maeve main, i used to main skye and sha lin and played tyra a long while ago)
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Androxus
it’s not a phase, mum
“i don’t care we don’t have healer, i’m really good at him i swear”
you ult every time it loads in and you die before the final shot
your favorite mode is siege because you can fly up and shoot the whole point on ult
you’re usually really stand-offish and don’t communicate much and/or a 13 year old boy with anger issues
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Ash
you are level-headed but in a scary way
you will hold the point solo even if it costs you your streak
“get on the point” “guys get on the point” “attack the objective”
you’ll ult to save yourself 99% of the time
good leader
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Atlas
you probably used to main lex or androxus before he came out
“he’s like a flank, but a tank, he’s great!”
you chase after solo kills instead of sticking to the point
healers hate you, flanks and damages fear you
your favorite mode is death match
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Barik
you’re a former/current tf2 player looking for something fresh
you don’t like working too hard so you spam turrets on the point and hope for the best
“healer stick to me i’m boutta ult”
actually really nice between rounds
but you don’t communicate much mid-game and kind of do your thing
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Bomb King
you’re a really old player. you have the beta makoa skin and you were there when lex was first released. veteran’s discount.
your favorite maps are the old ones and they barely show up any more
the team always underestimates you
“who plays bomb king in 2021 lol?”
you need a hug
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Buck
“wait, he’s a flank? i thought he was a tank??”
you’re also a veteran in the game
you’re a dying breed. i like never see you. do you even exist?
you’ve been here since like the first day of the game
buck gets so many skins and you want all of them but the best you have is a random recolor
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Cassie
sweetest person alive
“we can do it guys! let’s try to all rush the point this time!”
you are the bane of every flank
the opposing team hates you, your own team kind of doesn’t notice you’re there
*casually gets a pentakill*
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Corvus
you know those weirdly political kids who like ww2 and know the details of every tank to ever exist? yeah that’s you
but like that’s corvus. as a character.
but no one ever plays him.
like i never even see him do you exist???
you are a cryptid.
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Dredge
yo ho you’re a hoe
no seriously the other team views you and they FEAR you
“yeah i just got a penta kill” “YOU WHAT?” “eyes on the point mate don’t get distracted”
hella good at the game and hella casual about it
you like onslaught on the one sea map the most
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Drogoz
another veteran, are we?
you’re either useless or can wipe out a whole team in seconds. there is no in-between.
you always have a really cool skin.
dovahkiin, dovahkiin...
“i don’t care about the point i gotta get them trips”
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Evie
you bought her because you thought she was cute, admit it
*turns into ice right before dying* *turns into ice right before dying* *turns into ice right be
your personality type is identical to her. no question about that.
always buys faster reload and better speed
strangely good communication with the team
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Fernando
gay gay homosexual gay
“he’s kinda hot if you look at him the right way”
fernando is the tank for gay people
you are gay people
i don’t have much more to say
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Furia
mum energy. not as much as inara mains, but still, mum energy.
will protect every member of the team with your life, even the flanks
you’ve been maining her since she was first added
i bet you didn’t even know she’s canonically seris’ sister
“we’ve literally failed to capture the point the last 3 times we might as well give up and go to another game”
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Grohk
“yeah i have a gremlincore tumblr blog, how could you tell?”
i honestly have no words
you’re kind of like a catboy but a racoon
do you even heal the team or do you just pretend
you were there when lex got announced and thought he was cringe, now everyone finally agrees with you
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Grover
he was your first purchased character and he’s stuck around ever since
he’s the only healer you can play well
“i am groot lmao”
you would never say a word to your team
would give your life for the tank but that’s about it
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Imani
daenerys targaryen on drugs
your favorite anime is my hero academia
your husbando is todoroki
you see where i am going with this
“team protect me i’m gonna ult” *dies 5 seconds into ult*
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Inara
BIG MUM ENERGY
your team is your family. you will protect them with your life.
can only hold your own with a good healer so you have good teamwork going for you
*cutely places wall in front of your ult*
useless in tdm so you stick to onslaught, siege and koth
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Io
are you a furry, furry, or a furry?
“victow! dont ult on my tweam pwease! uwu!”
you 100% find her attractive in some way shape or form
you are either a 30 year old redditor who enjoys loli content or a 16 year old teen who is playing a shooter for the first time
she’s kind of cute, i guess
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Jenos
i can never tell if i’m going to absolutely destroy you or if you’re gonna kick my ass
*cutely holds you up so the whole team can shoot you to death*
kamehameha
you’re a healer??? i guess???
your character has such deep lore and i bet you don’t even know half of it
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Khan
one day you were playing and your team desperately needed a tank. you picked the first one you saw. suddenly, you’re lian’s foot stool
despite 2 layers of heavy armor, you’d still let this man walk all over you
“this skin is really cool, wish it wasn’t behind a pay wall...”
YEET
you actually know the game’s lore, for some reason
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Kinessa
i never trust people who are good at a sniper. if you’re bad that’s natural and you’re 99% of the population. if you’re good you are definitely up to something
you’d sell your sister for 5 pennies if you could
you’re missing from the team all game and somehow have the most kills
“we have a kinessa???”
you are an urban legend to your team
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Koga
someone’s been watching naruto
you are so shit at the game. like i’m sorry. no one’s good at koga i’m so sorry
how do you have so many skins for one character???
you’re always missing from the point
healers hate you. so does the enemy kinessa.
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Lex
quit the game /nm
“who mains lex in 2021??? lmao???”
wall hacks, aimbot, and it’s all legal for you as an ability. you are a hacker in a world of puny vanillas. you like it easy so you go for the easy min max character. have fun getting hated
you think he’s hot and press on his loading abilities just so he can scold you and you can hear him being mad at you
*bonk* go to horny jail
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Lian
"she could step on me”
you used to main some sort of healer but switched over when you got sick of everyone being needy
you can hold a point all on your own for a really really long time but the moment your team gets there you start flunking
you wish you had more skins for her
you don’t
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Maeve
so imagine this. it was like 2018 and you were just chilling playing the game. you kept getting killed by maeve. in every game. she was in every game you went to and she kept killing you over and over and over again. you got frustrated, snapped, and bought her to see if you could do the same to others. you are now the maeve in every game. the cycle repeats.
your whole team doubts you but then you casually get a quad kill and they just sort of look away
you die a total of two times each round and 99% of the time it’s because you go too fast and fall off the map
you repeat everything she says in her accent because you think it’s cute
“welcome to ze meant streets, kitten!” “can you shut the fuck up” “i hate to cut and run, he-he!”
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Makoa
you have the plushie skin or the beta skin, otherwise you don’t main and only play casually stop lying to yourself
“attack turtle go brrr”
you’re really good if you get paired with a good healer
otherwise you’re useless
you wish you could get better teammates because you could really thrive with an organized group. but on paladins you won’t get that, i’m sorry-
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Mal’Damba
i always forget this guy is even in the game
you’re definitely under 6 foot IRL
you have an older sibling you always fight with
you’d love to have a snake irl
you’re really chill outside of the game, but when playing you hella rage
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Moji
you are so precious
but also such a little shit
you annoy me but i also want to give you a hug
“let’s go guys!! to the point!! wheee!!”
please never change but also get out of my sight
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Octavia
you always main the new character until the new person drops
somehow always have enough credits to buy the new champion whenever they come out
you don’t like having a stable main cuz you get bored
you like hanging out at the training rage
hate siege and love team death match, you like your games quick
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Pip
you are the worst and best thing to ever happen to this game
you only pick him to heal yourself and hardly ever heal your team
no one notices you there until you ult
then you get focused
honestly you just seem like you wanna do your thing and i can respect that
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Raum
you probably go to therapy or desperately need it
“BIG MAN BIG. HE IS BIG. BRRRR”
you always love the demons in media
you like being in charge of the team and wreck the point any time you are there, you like fighting on your own but having a healer nearby is nice too
you probably have daddy issues
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Ruckus
you think ruckus’ and bolt’s dynamic is cool and that’s one of the main reasons you started playing him
he’s the only tank you can play
you used to main either inara or ying at some point but chose violence instead
really short irl. you physically relate to ruckus and spiritually to bolt.
“funny goblin man :)”
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Seris
certified girlboss
you can hold an objective all on your own or heal your whole team no problem. either way you are SLAYING
“alright. who’s ass am i kicking today?”
mum energy is inferior to inara but still kind of there
i’m like 50% sure you have a foot fetish
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Sha Lin
*pointing and chanting* incel, incel, ince-
whether that’s about you or the character you can decide
you like minecraft bedwars on the side
“if i don’t get this headshot i am literally going to spontaneously combust”
really useful when there’s no other long distance people - otherwise a nuisance
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Skye
AWOOGA *jaw drops to ground, eyes roll out of head* BOOBA BOOBA BOOBA
you bought her for the tiddies, didn’t you?
she’s actually really satisfying to play once you get the hang of her, but can be real tough on rough days
you need a break i think - maybe play some other game for a bit?
*casually gets team kill with ult*
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Strix
you own at least one pretty knife
you played him when he was unlocked on rotation, fell in love, and spent a whole evening collecting credits to buy him fully
“haha bird man”
i’ve said what i said about snipers. if you’re actually good at him you are hiding a body somewhere. i fear you.
why does everyone ship him with viktor????
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Talus
little furry child
he reminds me of tommyinnit because he is small and annoying
if you play him you are tall and intimidating
i’m friends with a tall scary talus main
i can’t say bad things please spare me
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Terminus
you always ult at the worst time and just get killed again 5 seconds after
“hey losers watch this” *goes on the point, dies, revives, kills one person and dies again*
you’re only a good tank if you cooperate
you don’t
on your own you’re a pretty good player
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Tiberius
*sigh*
you think the cat is hot, don’t you?
“his accent is kinda cute tho hehe”
you saw that one ending scene in zootopia with the dancing tigers and it CHANGED you
you are probably a furry. if not your awakening is coming. be ready.
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Torvald
you’ve been playing this game for too long
you’ve seen skins rise and fall. you’ve seen nerfs and buffs. you’ve seen reworks and remakes. you are ancient. older than the dragons and wiser than makoa. respect.
people see you on the opposing team and get really annoyed
“the point is really crowded, we can’t move in” “don’t worry guys, my ult is charged up”
you’re really good at all the characters but you like this guy a lot because you think he’s funky fresh
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Tyra
you’re either new to the game or have been playing for too long
either way you can KICK ASS but you need to keep behind your team to do the most damage
flanks are the bane of you, especially the fast jumpy ones
you really want one of the cooler skins but you can only ever get the basic ones. such is the curse of maining one of the OG characters.
“bite me”
.
Viktor
you are level 100+ guaranteed, and everyone fears you
“oh shit they got a victor. flank focus him”
you probably play COD and CS:GO normally and wanted to go with something familiar and easy. your skill from the other more advanced games DWARFS everyone else
but why are you playing “guy with gun 132″ in a game with magical elves and fairies. like come on bro.
you don’t have any in-game friends because paladins is your guilty pleasure game you would never admit to
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Vivian
“step on me” syndrome cranked up to 100%
this woman could spit on you and you’d still respect her more than your own mother. good for you
“i’m not a simp. i’m just tier 3 subbed to pokimane ironically”
you sweat the game hardcore. former victor main or he’s your secondary.
you’ve got her on level 50+ at least
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Vora
like the maeve mains but somehow worse
bought her out of spite or played her while she was on rotation, now here you are grinding credits for her a day after she became unavailable
honestly you’re really good at the game i have nothing else to say
you enjoy the newer characters more than the OGs - you’re either a former vivian or lian main
you miss the play of the game feature in the game because you’d get all of them with this girl
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Willo
you seem like the moji mains at first but show your true colors soon after
“fuck you” x50
you are a trash talker on max overdrive. you need to sit down, do some breathing exercises and have a drink.
you hate your own team more than the opposing guys
when you see a willow on the opposing team you make it your sole goal to eliminate her as many times as humanely possible
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Yagorath
i bet you didn’t know she was canonically female until you read this
you don’t like sweating too much so you pick the tank that leaves you heavily relying on your healers and damages
you can hold a point really well so you like siege and onslaught
“are vora and yagorath connected in the lore somehow and do i really care?”
you have a friend who you always party up with to be your healer, otherwise you might switch to another character
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Ying
“tanks love me, flanks hate me”
you are too powerful. literally. how are you so strong
you’ve mastered the most difficult healer in the game. the others are really easy for you to play but you have trouble with seris
motivate your team a lot but start shading and trash talking if they don’t cooperate
you’ll gladly play someone else for a long while and like taking breaks from her
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Zhin
this is your first main after switching over from overwatch. we can smell it on you.
you’re really annoyed with his personality and voice lines but the character is too good to play for you to pass him up for that. you respond to his voice lines aloud very aggressively to let him know he’s an ass
“YES ZHIN HEALERS AREN’T USELESS YOU SELFISH PRICK”
you try your best but you’re not a great team player
infinite trips on a good day, die repeatedly without kills on a bad one and you switch over to vora or skye for a bit.
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this took me hours to write out pls leave reblog and note thanks uwu
#paladins#paladins champions of the realm#paladins meme#paladins text post#maeve of blades#ying the blossom#skye twilight assassin#paladins viktor#paladins maeve#paladins ying#paladins skye#paladins octavia#paladins khan#paladins vora#paladins zhin#paladins vivian#paladins torvald#paladins makoa#paladins cassie#paladins inara#paladins evie#paladins seris#paladins furia#i tagged all the pretty girls#lets hope this gets around pog#pcotr
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Haruka Isumi Twelve Hits! Rabbit TV Part 3: A Nice Surprise
Part 1 | Part 2
Haruka Isumi: Hmm... I still haven't
heard from them. Today's my birthday
and everything...
Haruka Isumi: I even made sure I had
nowhere else to be... They're not gonna
let my birthday just be over, are they..?
[Doorbell rings]
Haruka Isumi: Oh? Someone's at the
door?
Haruka's Grandmother: Haru-chan, could
you get that? I've got my hands full here.
Haruka Isumi: Ah, okay.
[Rustle]
Haruka Isumi: Hello, what do you
nee... Torao!? And Toma, and Minami!
Why are you at my house..?
Torao Mido: We came to pick you up.
Get ready.
Haruka Isumi: Huh!? Pick me up..?
But why? Where are we going?
Toma Inumaru: It's your birthday!
We're gonna take you somewhere great!
Ah, but we're not telling you where.
Minami Natsume: You saw through
our ruse, so we thought we'd at least
let our destination be a surprise.
Minami Natsume: It'll be like a
jack-in-a-box. Doesn't that sound fun?
Haruka Isumi: Uh... I'm a little
scared of not knowing what to expect...
Minami Natsume: Hee hee. If our plan
has your heart racing, then it was
worth coming up with.
Toma Inumaru: Tora's brought out the car.
It's big and cool, not to mention the
seats are super soft!
Toma Inumaru: Also, he drives
really smoothly!
Torao Mido: I'm even willing to
chauffeur you for a day. Be grateful.
Minami Natsume: Now, hurry. We must
leave before your birthday is over.
Haruka Isumi: O-okay..!
- - - -
Torao Mido: We're here.
Haruka Isumi: This is... Panda Nameco
Land! We came here on a shoot that
one time..!
Toma Inumaru: Yeah. And we had fun
back then, but we didn't get to actually
go into the park proper, remember?
Toma Inumaru: This time, we'll ride
the rides, watch the parade, and enjoy
this park to its fullest!
Haruka Isumi: Ah... did you...
Bring me here because I said
I wanted to go..?
Torao Mido: Yeah. You said you
chose the card game over this, right?
Minami Natsume: Since it's a special
occcasion, you may have both.
Haruka Isumi: ...It's not like my
birthday's THAT special. But...
Haruka Isumi: ...Ehehe! I'll just
do as you ask, and have as much fun
as I can!
Toma Inumaru: Haha! That's the spirit!
Minami Natsume: There's not much
of a crowd today, so we'll be able to
get on the rides quickly.
Minami Natsume: Isn't that nice,
Isumi-san?
Haruka Isumi: Ah! That means we
don't have to wear disguises, either.
Toma Inumaru: Yeah, if anything,
we'll stand out more if we're the only
ones wearing glasses and masks.
Torao Mido: I suppose we could always
put them back on in case it starts to
get crowded.
- - - -
Minami Natsume: The Ferris wheel,
go-carts... There's a lot here. Which
ride do you want to start with?
Haruka Isumi: Do you even have
to ask? The rollercoaster, obviously!
Torao Mido: Yeah, you have fun
with that. We'll be down here,
taking pictures.
Haruka Isumi: Why are you talking
like you're not gonna ride it, too?
We're ALL going!
Minami, Toma, & Torao: ...What?
- - - -
Haruka Isumi: Ahaha..! Wheee!!!
Toma Inumaru: Ugh... Waaaaagh!!!
Minami Natsume: Heh.
Torao Mido: Eek..!!!
- - - -
Haruka Isumi: Ahaha..!
Ah, that felt great!
Toma Inumaru: T-that sure was a
rough ride... How many times did we
even fall..?
Torao Mido: ...Urp.
Minami Natsume: Do you enjoy these
sorts of thrill rides, Isumi-san?
Haruka Isumi: I guess, at least
as of late? Doing that bungee jump
kinda made me not fear stuff like
this anymore!
Haruka Isumi: Next, we'll go to...
Ah! The haunted house!
- - - -
Minami Natsume: The woman who climbed
out of that well was very beatiful, with her
long black hair and all. I do wish the blood
had been more realistic, though.
Torao Mido: ...I'm tired...
Toma inumaru: ...I was so scared...
Haruka Isumi: I-I-I-I-I'm...
Fine..!
Haruka Isumi: I'm totally fine,
but I'm never going near a well
again..!
Toma Inumaru: You're the one who
wanted to go, but you were the most
afraid out of all of us. You were
cowering behind Mina all the way to
the exit.
Torao Mido: And your legs are still
shaking. Why did you want to go into a
haunted house if it was that bad for you?
Haruka Isumi: I said I'm fine..! Or
at least, I thought I'd be fine with
you guys...
Haruka Isumi: ...Not that I'm not
fine, though!
Toma Inumaru: Haha, that makes
sense! If the four of us are together,
we've got nothing to fear!
[Phone rings]
Haruka Isumi: Ah, I got a message...
Let's see... From Izumi and Yotsuba?
Ah...
Haruka Isumi: "Happy birthday"...
"Hbd, Isumin"..!
Haruka Isumi: ...And now a bunch
of other people from our class are
messaging me, too..!
Haruka Isumi: What gives..?
...Ehehe..!
Minami Natsume: I think we should
congratulate you, as well. Happy
birthday, Isumi-san.
Torao Mido: Happy birthday, Haruka.
Toma Inumaru: Yeah! Happy birthday!
I'm looking forward to your next
year with us!
Haruka Isumi: Ah... Yeah.
Hehe, thanks!
Haruka Isumi: You know, now that
I think about it, it feels kinda weird for
us to celebrate our birthdays together.
Haruka Isumi: Back when we'd just
started, I never would've imagined
all four of us hanging out in an
amusement park together!
Minami Natsume: We were a bit all
over the place back then, but not
anymore.
Toma Inumaru: Exactly! We've
got a shared direction, a shared burden,
and a shared stage!
Torao Mido: Right. Even if we are up
against a storm. And we're all counting
on you, Haruka.
Haruka Isumi: Hmph, you'd better.
I could lead you anywhere, even to
the deepest pits of Hell!
End of Part 3.
Translator’s notes..?
next up, Nagi’s Birthday Photobook Rabbit Chats!
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Hello lovely! I know ur still working on part two of the smutty raiden story but can I request a short fluffy one shot of Raiden making sushi with his wife who’s a total cinnamon roll 🤗
Thank uuuu🙏🏼
Sushi at the sky temple
Raiden x Fem wife reader
Oh goodness! I’ve been writing too much angst, the fluff- it’s putting life into my soul! Goodness! The tooth rotting fluff!
Raiden groaned slightly in his sleep, arm stretching to his right, searching for a warm body to no avail. He grunted at the lack of contact. “Raiden.” An excited whisper sounded in his ear. “Wake up darling.” The god groaned, rolling on his side. A frustrated huff sounded above him as he was suddenly pushed out of his semi conscious state by a weight on his chest.
Opening his glowing eyes, he could see the source of his slumbers interruption. His beloved wife, S/o sat on his chest, thighs pinning his arms to his sides. She smiled down as him before dipping her head down and painting gentle butterfly kisses over his face. The thunder god smiled and closed his eyes, enjoying the feeling.
With one last light kiss on the tip of his nose, she sat up and allowed him to open his eyes. “Is there a reason for this awakening, s/o?”
She smiled down at him, sliding off of his body to stand next to the bed, “Yes, come with me, I have a surprise for you.”
Standing up, he started to take off his silk pajamas as s/o grabbed his robes, laying them out on the dresser as she grabbed the thunder gods armor plating from its stand. Raiden quickly slipped into his robes, turning as a/o approached with his metal plating. The god attached the arm plates as his wife strapped on the chest and back plate. After a few more adjustments and layers, the god was fully dressed and ready. Well almost.
His silver hair was in tangles from his restless slumber. S/o ran her hand through the silky substance before grabbing a brush nearbye and gesturing for him to follow her.
The two made their way down to the next floor of the sky temple, Raiden didn’t worry about anybody seeing his messy appearance since the top three floors of the sky temple were forbidden to the monks and they were not expecting any visitors.
His beloved finally halted at the food preparation area, her smile bright. Raiden scanned the surface of the table, two wooden bowls of rice sat side by side, behinde them was a large sushi bowl decorated in carvings of Sakura trees. A small glass pitcher of amber liquid rested in the countertop next to a large wooden spoon.
“I’ve been really wanting some sushi recently, I mentioned it to Kung Lao last time he visited, and he surprised me the other day with the items needed to make it.” She gently grabbed his hands, leading him over to a spot wheee he could easily access all the items. “I thought we could do it together! Make it fun?”
The god felt his neutral expression shift to a smile at the woman’s offer. After all, not even a god could resist that hopeful look in her eyes. “Where do we start?”
The light of her smile was enough to shame the sun as she stood beside him, brush still in hand. “I’ll fix your hair while you prepare the rice, I’ll instruct you.” She explained, stroking the object through his hair. “First, pour those two bowls of sushi rice into that big wooden sushi bowl.”
Raiden could feel the heat radiate off of the rice as he gently let it fall into the sushi bowl, she must had just made it. S/o hummed behinde him, “okay, now grab that glass of seasoned rice vinegar and pour it on the rice.”
Turning around to grab the glass pitcher, he was ambushed with a kiss on his cheek. He managed to playfully nuzzle her hair in retaliation before returning to the task at hand and guiding the glass over the sushi bowl and pouring it onto the rice. A playful tug at his hair told him what when to stop. “I’m almost done, now grab that flat wooden spoon and break up the rice.”
Glowing eyes, slid over to the wooden spoons location, next to where the glass pitcher once was. He turned once again to obtain the object, smiling as he saw movement from the corner of his eye. He quickly turned his head as S/o’s lips landed on his. She squealed in delight, allowing their lips to press together for a moment before she returned to her task, smiling at the brush as she did so.
With the spoon in his hand, the god broke apart the vinegar soaked rice, a smile still on his face. S/o ran her fingers through his silky locks, a hum of approval sounding from her throat. As she walked over to the table in the next room she yelled over her shoulder, “oh, make sure you’re folding the rice over itself.”
She returned shortly after, the brush no where to be found. She nodded in approval at the sushi bowl. Opening a drawer, she pulled out a bladed fan that Raiden recognized at Kitanas. He sent her a questioning look as s/o started to fan the rice. “What? She left it here! Plus I’m going to give it back to her! I just keep forgetting...” she smiled sheepishly at her work.
The two stood side by side, repeating the process over and over until the glass pitcher of vinegar was empty. S/o took charge, placing a sheet of silk over the bowl before disappearing behinde Raiden, returning with sheets of nori. “Lay these out Raiden, make sure to put the shiny sides face down, oh and put them on those wooden mats I have piled up over there.” She instructed before disappearing again.
Doing as he was told, he lay out each sheet in an orderly fashion on the counter, carefully aligning them with the wooden Mats, His wife returned, a wooden basket filled with cut up herbs and vegetables as well as a bowl filled with water. “Here, wet your hands.” She placed the bowl down. Raiden dipped his hands in, shaking off the excess water.
“Why did I do that?” He asked as s/o placed the vegetables in a neat row. She smiled at him, leaning forward to kiss his eyelid.
“So the rice doesn’t stick.” She explained briefly, “now get a bit of rice for each sheet and press it down to cover the sheet, leave an inch of nori paper open though, it’s for later!”
Softly, he pressed the rice on each sheet into the requested position, as soon as the last grain was put in place, he felt lips place themselves on the back of his neck. “Thank you, love. Now go wash your hands, I’ll take over.”
S/o slid in front of him, placing the herbs and vegetables in a neat line in the center of the rice covered paper. Walking over to the sink, Raiden pressed down the leaver, showering his slightly sticky hands in water before pouring liquid out of a small red bottle nearbye into his hands.
When he turned around, he found that each sheet had a row of filling on top. S/o was currently folding a mat over, rolling the paper along with it. She tucked the mat in at a certain point, squeezing the mat before undoing it, revealing a loose roll underneath. She then flipped it over, using the mat to shape the roll.
When she noticed raidens gaze, she smiled warmly at him, “do you think you can do the other ones? I can start the cutting!”
He chuckled at her cheerful smile, walking over to the remaining rolls and mimicking her movements. As he did that, s/o grabbed a knife from the drawer and delicately pressed it down at multiple points in the roll, cutting it evenly. She religiously swiped a silk cloth over it after each cut.
Finally, they were finished. Raiden handed his wife a glass platter. She smiled and gave him a thankful look as she started to neatly placed each sushi roll. “Here, I know I had some soy sauce saved in that cabinet.” She gestured to a cubby above raidens head. Ye thunder hod opened it, finding only a few small bottles, “it’s the one next to the pink one.”
Grabbing the desired bottle, he handed it to s/o who had just finished her work. She nodded before placing it on the counter and leaning down, opening the cabinets below her. Raiden turned away, grabbing the supply’s that needed cleaning and taking them over to the sink. As he washed, s/o took out three bowls and a few more unnamed bottles.
She placed each bowl on the platter, spreading them out and filling them with soy sauce. Taking the unmarked bottles, she drizzled different sauces on the rolls. S/o screwed the bottles shut, walking around the food preparation area, putting each back in their place. Raiden had finished up with cleaning the supplies and started to put each item away.
S/o quickly dashed over to help. After everything was put away, Raiden grabbed the platter and headed to the table, his wide staying behinde to grab two pairs of chopsticks.
She handed a pair to Raiden as the two sat down side my side. S/o leaned on her husband as they both tried one. The woman anxiously grabbed at her clothes, waiting for the gods response.
Raiden didn’t eat food, well not anymore. When he was still new to existence, he tried many kinds of food, experiencing as mush as he could. As time went on, the god started to lose interest since eating gave him no benefit other then the temperal pleasure on his tongue.
His expression morphed into a satisfied one as he finished his last bite. S/o smiled and let out a small squeal, earning a playful nuzzle from the god.
The two lovers stayed there, side by side, tasting their creation as s/o went on and on about different things they could try. Raiden just smiled, enjoying watching the adorable passion rush throughout her face.
#mortal kombat#mortal kombat x reader#raiden#raiden x reader#fluff#sushi#this is too cute#my teeth are rotting from this fluff#I need some angst#send help
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It’s October!
In the “plus” column, we have:
Whumptober (Oh yes, it’s here!)
My birthday - the 15th! :D Wheee!! Can’t believe I’ll turn - gasp - 33 this year?! :D :D lol honestly I am quite pleased to have made it this far <3 <3 <3
and!
Halloween (aka not sure if my kiddo wants to go as a: ballerina, doctor, teacher, cowgirl, Ladybug Girl, Pinkalicious, fairy, pirate, or princess.) In order to best prepare her costume, I shall: Sit back. Watch as she proceeds to don every. Single. dress-up. article of clothing she owns. Applaud in delight. And then hand her a Halloween bucket and enjoy going out trick or treating with her being absolutely everything, all at once. :D :D I might…be a ghost? Idk. I do have a bow and arrow. Perhaps I shall attempt to go as my name, Rangergirl. :D :D Oooh. That could be fun. :D
In other breaking news, this is also me, writing/brainstorming for this month:
But, on the other hand, I do sort of have to brace myself for an unpleasant family-of-origin-task which is coming up next week. Namely, interacting face-to-face with both of my parents, which is not fun, at all. But:
1) I’m keeping my boundaries in place. Namely, I will be the one to initiate any type of physical contact whatsoever. Which is important, as I do not feel safe around them, ever, but at least I can keep them at more than arms length this way.
2) It will be a very, very short interaction, and my hubby (aka best friend) will be with me every second. Like, I will literally not be alone with either of my parents for any reason, whatsoever. The better to avoid attempts at emotional subversion, petty comments, etc. (or at least to limit my exposure to them).
3) I’m putting together a playlist to help me remember that this is, overall, a very tiny portion of time, and that I am a kickass awesome resilient person, and my family of origin are dumb butts for not treating me with respect. Included are: ‘Finish Line’ by Skillet, ‘Hero’ by NerdOut, and ‘Never Going Back’ by The Score. :D
4) I’ll only be out of my regular, sanity-reassuring routine for a few short days, but…eh. I will be interacting with two of the people who were consistently terrible to me throughout my formative years. Put simply, I do not like the cone of shame. (Pixar movie reference there). And like, I won’t tolerate asinine behavior, but…it’s going to be sort of difficult, going back to the general area where that mindset of ‘You’re a bad daughter!’ was so ingrained into my pyche.
5) On the plus side, I can…um…show my hubby the Starbucks I used to hang out at when I was in highschool…? Because I had no friends and it was where I would spend time either reading or crafting when waiting to get picked up from after school stuff, and even though it was in the heart of a crazy downtown location, due to the house I lived in being too crowded/stressful/dangerous, I just…felt so much better there in Starbucks. If you got there early enough, you could scoootch a table and a chair into a small corner in the back and just people watch, which was nice. High point of my school years, right there. <3
And for the finale of this post, please have a gif of the one, the only, the INCREDIBLE Marisha Ray for just - you know. Being her. And doing all that awesome ‘dope monk shit’ as her character in Campaign 2 of Critical Role.
Please know that I love you all, my wonderful friends, and I am thinking of you! <3 Also hoping to interact more once this crazy-making family-of-origin-stuff is out of the way <3
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hello and welcome back to a history of the entire world i guess styled ramble about splatoon
on this episode we have splatoon 2 and the octo expansion
hi welcome to inkopolis square come on the news is on lets go see what pearl and marina have to say
oh my god the great zapfish is gone again what a shocker
oh my god wait callie is missing?! oh no, anyway
hey is that marie over on that manhole cover? oh hey a fishy alleyway we can investigate later lets go after marie
oh squit she needs help finding callie and the zapfish
oh come on the dj guy stole it again are you kidding me
youre agent 4 now cool go find the electric swim
*agent 4 repeats the 5 sectors again and holy squit the dj guy hypnotized callie oh my god*
callie proceeded to sing her solo for like 3 minutes while you beat up the dj guy
holy squit its marie oh my cod she just shot callie in the head with special ink and now shes confused it was super effective
*agent 4 beats up the dj guy and then gets the rainmaker from the weapons guy oh btw the rainmaker is this really powerful weapon thats usually only in ranked modes which are just more intense versions of the og modes which by the way have different rule sets*
anyways you just beat up the dj guy again good job!!
meanwhile deep in that fishy alleyway an octoling wakes up to that old guy from before staring into their soul and oh my cod is that a phone lets go pick it up
oh we gotta collect 4 'thangs' to get out of here ok cool
youre agent 8 now btw
time to do that i guess
*insert crappily drawn montage of agent 8 collecting the thangs with pearl and marina's help oh yeah theyve been talking to *
ok can we leave now
yay
"haha jk youre in a blender and youre gonna become sludge now"
oh no
*suddenly agent 3 (yes thats right you from the first game) breaks through the ceiling and kills the blender and the phone but simultaneously knocks themself out like an idiot*
and now we go through the roof to find a way out of here *wheee*
*insert epic montage of agent 8 doing stuff until woah were on a huge elevator now*
hey look up there its agent 3
oh no what happened to them
OH NO THEYRE SANITIZED D:!!!
*insert montage of agent 8 beating up agent 3 until they are no longer evil but they actually passed out too oh no*
anyway pearl and marina are here to pick you up now lets leave
oh my cod look is that the statue of liberty
it is oh no it has a weird laser
ew its the phone we thought agent 3 killed
"haha die"
no *marina is figuring out a plan*
"die"
no *agent 8 covers the statue in ink with the help of marina's hyperbombs*
"die"
pearl proceeded to scream at the statue and it died
everyone lived happily ever after the end :D (hope you enjoyed this horrible thing)
Wirhrbdksiwjwjeoe so much-
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Anxious Void
Virgil Sanders X Darkiplier
Notes: I’m writing this cus I thought they’d be cute together and I’m into these things
Darkiplier stood at the edge of the doorway, tuning out any and all conversation the group was having, he didn’t care much for large groups or even socializing, he didn’t even like any of the new people he’d met, Roman was too obnoxious, Patton needed to tone it down and logan. Well, Logan was alright. Logan had all the information, he was smart too and very easy on the ears, he didn’t sing constantly either.
With a pout, dark folded his arms and tried looking around for something interesting, anything at all. While scanning the room, another, someone who he hadn’t met before stepped next to him. It took about a minute before dark realized that he wasn’t alone though he wouldn’t acknowledge the strange man. “You overwhelmed to? Sorry they can all be a bit..of a handful”, dark turned, this small purple hoodie man had a point but why apologize for them?
“I didn’t know there was a fourth one, you depression or sadness?” Dark asked, eyeing the gloomy outfit and sad look on his face. “Anxiety, what are you? A corpse?” he replied, referring to dark’s skin, voice soft but full of angst. Dark was curious why this one was so quiet like Logan but snarky like roman. “A lot of talk for someone so small”. Dark down looked at Virgil, he looked intimidating as possible and the staring contest only lasted 3 seconds before the shorter of the two broke eye contact, dark swore he noticed a blush on his cheeks.
Anti came over, gave dark and Virgil a look then wiggled his eyebrows. “You two makin out in the corner?”. Dark growled and Virgil blushed more, he tried to defend him “just talking” the purple haired man mumbled. Anti didn’t seem to notice “dark we just got here and you’re already puttin the moves on Virgi? Aw”. Dark got up from the wall and grabbed Anti by the neck, gripping him tightly, Anti squirmed and struggled but still had that stupid grin on his face. “Ya know I’m right, go ahead, kill me, ya know what will happen”. The large, tall, man continued to hold the little demon but soon enough placed him back down and stalked away. He went outside to calm himself but noticed Virgil sitting on the steps.
Dark said nothing as he enjoyed the peacefulness outside and cool breeze that was blowing in the wind. The air this time of year was perfect, clean and the trees made it nice. Virgil seemed to like it to, out of the corner of his eye he could see and sense how relaxed he was. Then, he broke the silence “there’s a house spider on the porch” he was staring at it, Dark couldn’t see it. “They’re harmless don’t worry” then he turned to look at the much taller man “..are you okay?”. That question confused the man, of course he was okay, why wouldn’t he be? “Yes I am, why ask such a question”. Virgil shrugged “I dunno you just seemed really mad at that guy, you didn’t have to choke him”
“Anti and me are fine, it’s nothing new, besides he was being well..Anti” he says, looking at the door that leads into the house. Virgil didn’t say anything else which gave the tall, dark haired man the impression he understood, Virgil wasn’t done though. “You’re scary”, Dark huffed “I know”. Virgil, without hesitation says “I like that”
Dark was in his room, everyone had gone to sleep. His was always good about sleeping but this time, thoughts kept him up, especially the words of that scrawny anxiety ridden person. ‘I like that’, he liked that he was scary? That didn’t make sense. Was he going to use him for something? A takeover? A fight? Protection? It was almost impossible he just admired his skill that made him terrifying, there had to be a reason.
He decided to go onto the roof, boxer shorts and tee, no one would be up at this hour anyway. Turns out he was wrong, he saw well no, heard singing. Silently, he crept all the way to wheee the sound was coming from and found the cause of the noise, it was the boy from earlier.
Dark stepped on a Lion king DVD that was left on the floor, the crush alerted Virgil and he quickly looked behind him, frightened until he saw who it was. “Sorry, was I too loud? I’ll stop”. Dark shook his head “couldn’t sleep, you weren’t loud at all and your singing is quite beautiful, i appeal your talent”. He clapped and Virgil smiled “thanks, I guess I have a fan now?”. Dark sat next to him and raised a brow “I’m not a fan, you could just say, I’m a first time listener who just to happens to really enjoy your content”. Virgil smiled and softly said “a fan, then he looked at the stars,
They shared a moment, feeling closer than before, it was awkward at first but they’re getting used to this. Not in any other way either.
#long post#tss#sander sides#IF U WANNA RP THIS DM ME#fanfic#fan fiction#darkiplier#markiplier#sander sides virgil#anxiety#tss anxiety#tss virgil#ss virgil#crossover#markipler egos
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Ikesen headcanon:
~ The warlords as cat shapeshifters ~
part 1
this was inspired by @ikesen-imagines-and-art 's "warlords as cats" posts;
I hope you’ll like it (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*.✧
(this is also the first time I’m posting something this big so pls bear with me)
Nobunaga:
he finds it useful
good luck killing someone who can turn into a cat at will and flee, assassins
but most importantly
"*sigh* was that lord nobunaga who just ran out of the kitchen with a bag of konpeitos in his mouth?"
no hideyoshi, just an ordinary black cat that just happens to have very cold carnelian eyes
you'd think he'd be less intimidating as a little furry fellow but he somehow manages to remain as domineering as ever
that is UNTIL you proceed to tickle him
so you have cat nobunaga sitting on your lap, enjoying the afternoon sun up in the tenshu, unaware of the little tickle attack you planned
once you begin, he'll struggle with all his might to get away, which will prove to be harder than he expected; he's completely at your mercy in this form
unable to escape, he will revert back to his human form, resulting in you having on your lap the very big human nobunaga with a positively pouty and blushy expression
which of course you'll find adorable, but he won't, so prepare yourself for retribution
Hideyoshi:
he doesn't particularly enjoy this ability of his since it's kinda difficult to scold– i mean take care of everyone and be taken seriously while looking like a big ball of fluff
but turning into a cat does have its good uses; like searching even the narrowest of places for lord nobunaga's hidden stash of konpeito
or following mitsuhide to make sure he isn't plotting anything against nobunaga-sama; only his attempts at spying always end poorly, partly because of mitsuhide's "psychic" abilities but mostly because earnest honest hideyoshi, even as cat, is not made for such a thing and his presence becomes obvious almost immediately
so, after making hideyoshi follow him for a good number of minutes, mitsuhide suddenly turns around and locks eyes with his furry pursuer: "Is lord nobunaga neglecting his cute little kitty? I can pet you in his place if you'd like"
which of course causes hideyoshi to explode
he will eventually give up on trying to spy on mitsuhide since he has more important things to do those konpeitos won't find themselves alone
after a long and tiring day, it will be heaven for him to fall asleep on your lap while you deliver gentle strokes on his small back so please do (you’ll probably have to insist a bit before he agrees because he’s very stubborn, even though he loves it)
Masamune:
he definitely enjoys it; i mean masamune in his human form is pretty feline-like to begin with
he loves the liberty and fluidity of movement; plus, turning into a cat is an unmatched way for him to get in touch with his wild side
he’ll take advantage of every moment you are lying on your stomach to jump on your ass; he'll stay there for a while
he also gets to nestle himself in your lap and have you pet him so what can be better? be ready 'cause he'll paw at your boobs in the weirdest of times to tease you you'll love it though
there is only one major problem; okay, maybe two
first, he can't cook in this form; and second, oh why, why does he have to be a feline of a smaller size than shogetsu?!
the tiger cub manages to overpower him almost every time they play together, so masamune doesn't even want to think about how it's going to be once the little tiger fully matures
Mitsuhide:
we know mitsuhide is extremely sneaky already, imagine how it'll be with him able to turn into a cat at will
he'll disappear and appear like magic much to hideyoshi's frustration (please save him, he can barely handle mitsuhide as it is)
it will also prove to be extremely useful on his espionage missions "Imma let you pet me if you tell me what I want to know *wink wink*"
his teasing will only get worse though; he'll probably sneak into your room whenever he wants to surprise you
like you'll be peacefully enjoying your night bath when suddenly you'll hear his frosty voice seemingly out of nowhere "Want me to help you wash your back, little mouse?"
OF COURSE THE LITTLE MOUSE THING WILL ONLY BECOME WORSE
he will leave you alone to your bath if you two aren't in a relationship yet or if you want your alone time because he does respect you and your privacy most of the time that is
want to cuddle and pet him? good luck because this one is hard to catch; he’ll teasingly say something like “And what do I get in return if I agree to fulfill this wish of yours?” in an attempt to discourage you but ONLY because he’s actually too embarrassed to let you do it yes mitsuhide we know you are a softie underneath all that teasing
Ieyasu:
he partly hates his ability because he is mercilessly teased whenever he’s in his cat form; “Oh look he became even SMALLER” “Oh look he’s even CUTER” “Will that prickly attitude of his go away if we pet him?” yes i am looking at you mitsuhide, masamune and nobunaga
“Oh, I would love to pet Ieyasu-sama” mitsunari nO. DON’T.
on the other hand, he does find it extremely useful to get away from unwanted social interactions and he uses it quite often because of it
he would LOVE to have you pet him but he would rather die than admit it; so you’ll need a lot of patience (or just take him by surprise and you’ll notice that although he complains the whole time, he makes no actual attempts to flee); with time, his grumbling will disappear and he’ll simply relax and enjoy your touch in silence
he also quite likes to hang out in this form with wasabi; you’ll see him sleeping atop the also asleep deer in his garden, basking in the sunlight
buT Of coURSe iT WASn’t HIm, yoU WERe juST SEeinG THinGs
Mitsunari:
this poor clumsy cinnamon roll would probably forget what form he’s in, making him even more of a walking disaster area
like he’ll return to his room after a war council and proceed to resume his reading only to realize he is unable to turn the book’s pages, and he’ll try more than once to do it with his little paws until he’ll finally realize what the problem is
he’ll also unconsciously nuzzle ieyasu-sama much to the latter’s exasperation “I swEAr MItsuNaRI I’M goNNA fuCKINg muRDEr yoU THIs tIME” although it doesn’t bother him that much
he does this with hideyoshi too, causing a very confused and embarassed expresion to appear on his face “Mitsunari, stop that” “Oh, I’m sorry Lord Hideyoshi”
one time, while he was reading with ieyasu in the archive, he actually fell asleep due to exhaustion and then turned into a cat in his sleep
“I can’t believe him” said a perplexed ieyasu, who then begrudgingly began to gently pet the sleeping mitsunari
“Oh, Ieyasu-sama, were you petting me? Or was it a dream?” “Of cOURse iT Was A DReaM I wouLD nEVer Do suCH A ThiNG” etc.
mitsunari will let you cuddle and pet him although he’ll be a little shy in the beginning; please do it while reading to him he will ADORE it
wheee this turned out to be WAY longer than I tought so I’ll do the rest some other time ✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧
#ikemen sengoku#ikesen#ikemen sengoku headcanons#ikesen headcanon#ikemen sengoku nobunaga#ikemen sengoku hideyoshi#ikemen sengoku masamune#ikemen sengoku mitsuhide#ikemen sengoku ieyasu#ikemen sengoku mitsunari
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