The best thing i can recommend as a digital artist:
Have some water near your computer. Every time you save your work you drink. A sip. Whole cup. As much as you want. It becomes a habbit. Save work = water. So when working on something larger you start to feel a bit thirsty, you ask yourself: how much work time has passed since last save drink?
You hit that save button, you take your sip and continue working.
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a couple of cute dashies ๐๐
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Okay okay! Hear me out! Phone sex with scara!
Reader calls him in the middle of the night because they cant relese without him.
Take your time and stay hydrated~๐
And, if its not taken can i be the ๐ anon?
Have a good day!
i want that big hat man obliterated
tysm for the kind words, i hope you are taking care of yourself as well โก
also you got it, welcome aboard, ๐ anon!
this is more of a current times au where technology exists and also scaramouche has the mouth of a sailor ๐
sorry i ended this kinda abruptly, btw. i am bad at writing for scaramouche, i think ๐
warnings: dom!scaramouche and sub!gn anatomy/pronouns reader
phone sex, mutual masturbation (reader fingers themself), degradation and praise ๐, lube usage, orgasm control, slight asphyxiation
you tossed and turned between your sheets, frustrated with yourself.
scaramouche had recently left for another one of his 'business trips,' or so he called them, leaving you alone for the week.
you turned on your back, staring up at the ceiling with a huff. you glanced over at the clock, squinting at the red numbers glaring back at you.
2:37 am.
ugh.
the worst part of it all was the slight, dull, ache you felt between your thighs, causing you to rub them together.
it was pointless to try and relieve it, you figured. ever since you got with scaramouche, he made it impossible for you to come without him. for his stature and soft face, you would've never expected his skill with his fingers and tongue.
or maybe you could've guessed about the tongue seeing as he has plenty of practice in the never-shutting-up department...
you frowned as you reached for your phone, hissing through your teeth as the bright lights temporarily blinded you until you could unlock the screen and slide the brightness down.
you rubbed your eyes with your free hand, grumbling to yourself. your thumb hovered over scaramouche's name in your phone, biting your lip as you considered calling him.
he's definitely asleep...but on the off chance he's awake, maybe he could help?
fuck it, the worst that could happen is you wake him up and feel shitty about it, and then you make it up to him once he comes home, right? yeah...
you pressed the button to dial his number, shocked when he answered almost immediately.
"what's wrong?" he sounded husky, prompting you to turn your volume up a bit to hear him better.
"hi, scara."
scaramouche went silent, sighing into the phone as you heard sheets rustling. "can't sleep?"
"yeah, sorry for waking you up i'm just, well, i was wondering if you could...sorry. i- ugh this is awkward to talk about." you rambled as you heard scaramouche lean over to turn a lamp on with a soft click.
"you're horny at 2 in the morning." he stated, bluntly as your eyes widened. "before you ask how i know, don't be dumb. you're obvious as hell."
"right-" you went quiet, tugging at the hem of your shirt.
"if you want me to help you, we're gonna do it like we would back home, got it?"
"demanding." you teased as scaramouche grunted, sitting up against the headboard of the hotel bed.
"it's gotta be authentic. i guarantee you can touch yourself all you want, but you're not gonna come until i make you."
your lips parted a bit at that, wanting to say something back, though nothing intelligent came to mind quick enough. "okay." you obliged.
"good. take everything off first."
you set the phone to your side, removing your pants first, tossing your underwear with them to the floor. you slowly slid your top off, deliberately brushing it against your nipples to mimic how scaramouche would undress you. well, when he wanted to tease you, that is.
"all done, what's next, sir?"
scaramouche made a low noise from that, untying his own pants and moving them down his thighs. "top left drawer, open it and grab the oil."
you carefully reached across the bed, retrieving said bottle and laying back down. "got it."
"pour some on your fingers." you set the phone down on speaker, thankful you lived in a secluded house as you uncapped the bottle.
you did as he asked, pouring out some and moving your hands to warm it up before scaramouche stopped you.
"did i tell you to do that?"
"huh?"
"use your fingers to spread it across your chest. cold." you shivered at his tone, swiping your fingers over your chest and feeling your nipples harden with every light touch. you sounded breathy, hearing soft, slick sounds from scaramouche's end of the call. "good."
such a small word had such a big impact on you, making you whine lowly as you pinched your nipples.
"slide your hands down your body." you trailed your fingertips lower, leaving a track of oil down your skin that shone in the moonlight. "spread your legs."
you moved your thighs up, indecently exposing yourself to the cool air, feeling it hit your hole as you whined at him through the phone.
"touch yourself."
you slid your oiled fingers across your sex, stroking up and down and in all of the places that felt right as you shifted on the bed, rutting your hips into your fingers.
little gasps and whines spilled from your lips as you played with yourself. scaramouche leaned in closer to the phone, taking a shaky breath as he listened to your noises more closely, stroking his dick leisurely, twisting his wrist when he reached his tip. "you sound so slutty." he commented, hearing you let out a soft moan.
he laughed softly, shaking his head. "ha, i almost forgot, you actually enjoy being degraded. humans are so filthy." he snapped, though his hips chased his hands as he stroked his shaft faster, controlling his breathing. "move your fingers over your hole. you better hope you still have oil on them, otherwise it'll hurt like a bitch."
you moved your fingers to circle your hole, shifting your hips as you smeared the oil and wetness from your sex around it. "ah, scara-"
"i thought it was 'sir' to you?"
"sir, sorry, sorry-" you panted, "can i put one in, please?"
"you sound so pathetic. desperate. you can't even wait for me to do what you asked of me. begging me to stick your own fingers in your greedy little hole. fine."
you sobbed as you gently pressed a digit into your hole, willing your body to relax as scaramouche grunted, hastening the pace of his hand. "fuck- you sound so-" he cut himself off when he dug his thumb into his slit just right, hips spasming. "put another one in. now."
you slid another digit in with the first, oil making it pleasantly slippery as you slowly pushed them in and out, feeling your hole suck them back in. "archons..."
"don't you dare speak of them." scaramouche snapped. "those fools aren't worth your worship. they're not the one allowing you to come, are they?"
"no, sir!" you replied to him, crooking your fingers inside you deeper as your thighs trembled.
"play with your nipples while you finger yourself. you always whine like a little brat whenever i do that, yeah? and don't you dare hide your whorish little noises from me."
you slid your free hand that had been entangled in the sheets up your body, tweaking your nipples as you let out a shaky sigh. you let out babbles of his name and pleas as scaramouche listened to you more intently.
"fuck, just like that. keep going. go deeper, come on."
you reached the digits deeper, pressing and searching for the spot scaramouche loved to abuse to make you writhe and sob under his touche.
you pinched at your nipples while sliding the pads of your fingers in your hole, trembling against the bed as you felt your orgasm start to build up. "s-sir, i'm close."
"hold it. you come when i tell you to."
"but-"
"you asked me to make you come, so i'm doing my job. is that not good enough for you? keep fucking yourself."
you cried out his name, fucking your hips into your fingers and moving your hand to splay across your throat, lightly cutting off your airflow as you let out a breathless gasp.
"please-" you begged softly as scaramouche shifted.
"fuck, are you- are you choking yourself? that's..." he had no words left, fucking his fist until he came over his abdomen, back arching. "come-" he gasped out, hair sticking to his sweaty forehead. "come for me, now."
your back arched up off the bed, fingers going slack on your neck as you came, sobbing out for scaramouche until you eased back onto the bed, blissed out. your head felt fuzzy, ears full of static as you reached for the phone with jelly limbs.
"what do you say?"
"thank you, scara."
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IM GNAWING ON DESK GEOWVOEVE L EVJSQ
Please I love your writing very much, it is amazing!!! Professor Donna and doctor Bela ๐ง๐ง๐๐ง๐๐๐ง๐ค๐ค๐ค
Um anyways, I can't wait to see what you write next ! Also hope you have a good holiday and are staying hydrated!
Aww, thank you so much! The response I get from ya all is the biggest reinforcement that drives my writing juices. Please keep supporting me ๐ฅบ
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HALLOOO AGAIN ITSA MEEE
แตสฐแตแตแตสฐ แถฆแตแต สธแต แตโฟแต สทสฐแต แตแตแต แถฆหข-
to say you is speed is an understatement- i too, get excited when i see you posting croc man content- your writing is just muah ๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช
Also- yes i would like a nickname :D, dats hec COOL-
Behold,
โจHelicopter anonโจ
Bc ykno- it goes brrrr and brrr is good for health ๐
ANYWAY- HERES ANOTHERRRR
I hope im not spamming requests- you can take your time of course ๐ค
These are just ideas for you :)
Ok business time ๐น
๐Crocman dad๐trying๐to๐protect๐his๐child's๐innocence ๐
Like crocodile has bad habits right-: smoking (a l o t o f s m o k i n g), mafia business, cussing, angery and stuff like that.
To start- He wont smoke around his child, if his child appears out of nowhere he would most prob like yeet his cigar somewhere HAHAHAHAH
Doesnt talk about his underworld business when his child is present, imagine his agents or his clients coming in straight up with details of his work like "sir i got rid of tha-" *croc staring daggers at dem with his kid playing in his office*
Also, since he spends alot of time with his wife and child, when there is a needed time to k e e l somebody he just hands his child that he's holding, to his wife c a l m l y and the wife who knows whats abouta go down and just goes "whoops lets go buy ice cream shall we" *walks away* bc queen knows ๐
He just avoids everything possibly bad
I hope this gave you some ideas-
Again, you can take 1% of these or add and its still foine
Thank youuuu
HAVE A GDAY GDAYYYYYโจ๐ค
OH MY GOODNESS, i was waiting for you to put in another request lol. i love your requests so much they give me so much writing inspiration! seriously though, your requests are amazing. And helicopter anon is literally perfect, when i tell you me and my sister were cracking up when you chose that name. I love it. and i love these croc as a father writings, they are so good! now onward! i did what i could, so please enjoy and have a great day helicopter anon!! <333
Croc as a father part 4!
Warnings - none!
Word Count - 550
Notes - again, thank you for the request helicopter anon! i love these and now my requests are finally open so you can request another if you're down!! have a great day and i really hope you enjoy!!! stay hydrated!!! <33333 (image not mine)
and now requests are OPEN!!! please check my pinned post before requesting!!
โDear,โ you played with the collar of Crocodileโs button up trying to ignore the cigar smoke flying around your face. โI've been meaning to talk to you aboutโฆโ you flicked his cigar and he giggled, kissing your neck. โThis.โ
โHuh?โ Crocodile moved from his neck looking down at his cigar. โThis? What about this?โ
โUhmโฆ It's justโฆ our son. I don't want-โ
โOh, I haven't been doing it around him.โ
You tilted your head, trying to think back to the times of all of you hanging out together. โYou haven't?โ
โNope. You think I want my six year old to know what I do for a living?โ
You giggled and played with the bottom of Crocโs hair. โI don't know why I ever doubted you.โ
If Crocodile was being fully honest with you though, it was the most impossible thing he had to do. Hiding your mafia identity from a sporadic child was hands down the hardest thing in the world.
For example, one time, he was just in his office working when his six year old burst in the room making airplane noises as he ran back and forth with a toy plane. Crocodile has never thrown something so long and far, but his cigar ended up on the other side of the room while his child turned to him with a goofy smile asking what that was.
Or when Crocodile was teaching his son how to use a map and one of his employees walked in.
โSir, we took care of the body you wanted us to hi-โ
Crocodile had never stared at someone with such force. He pointed to his child who was coloring the map with sharks and fish and pointed to the door, forcing his employee out.
All Crocodileโs son knew Crocodile to be a big teddy bear. Someone who would help him whenever he had a nightmare. Someone who loved his momma with all of his heart and soul. Someone he looked up to.
Crocodile knew that eventually he would have to tell his son about his business, hopefully have him take it over when the time came. But for now he was learning. Trying to figure out the world. The last thing he needed to know was Crocodileโs grudge against Monkey D. Luffy and the fact that he had been to jail and that he had committed multiple crimes. That was for another day.
Whenever he was curious though, it was always your job to step up.
โHoney,โ Crocodile handed you your son, his employees standing behind him. โI have to go take care of something. Take him out to go get some frozen yogurt and get yourself something nice, love.โ
He placed a kiss on your head and your sons, walking out of the room with that evil, but sexy look on his face that made you swoon.
โMomma?โ You set your son down and grabbed his hand. โWhereโs daddy going?โ
You just smiled and rubbed the top of his jet black hair. โHe's going to work dear.โ
โWhat does daddy do for work?โ
You grabbed the keys off of the wall and smirked. โDaddy takes care of business, buddy.โ
You kissed him on the forehead and took him out for frozen yogurt while Crocodile did just that.
Take care of business.
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*slides a baby bottle and sippy cup over to sleeping Pomni* in case she gets thirsty. :) Glitching/being infected by a virus will take a lot out of you, so stay hydrated! (I didn't know which style of cup she preferred so I chose both)
๐โจ๏ธPomni has woken up!โจ๏ธ๐
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Hi! I do read your content a lot, but this is my first ask here.
I just wanted to say I really appreciate your Poly!Mc stuff! You're one of the few creators iv seen write a Poly Mc, so this is kinda just a small ๐ to you!
Make sure to stay hydrated :D
Hihi anon!
And thank youuu!! Honestly I just love all these silly boys sm, poly MC is some of my favorite stuff to write!! So Iโm super glad you enjoy it <333
and I will XD make sure you stay hydrated too!
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your votes are in! part 2 survey results โจ
i asked, and y'all answered!!! ๐
as mentioned a few times before, the survey is not closed - i won't update it with new works moving forward, but i will keep an eye on it if anyone decides to run back and add votes! so please don't feel like it's too late, esp if you're new and still catching up on the porn (there is A LOT of porn. pls take your time and stay hydrated okay ๐ตโ๐ซ)
but since it's been about a week, and new votes have slowed down, i thought it'd be fun to do a reveal of the top 10 results as things currently stand! sticking them below the cut - join me, won't you? ๐ท
at #10, with 40 votes, we have... moving day!
i was honestly surprised to see this one crack the top 10, but i should know better than to underestimate the yoongi hoes at this point. y'all love your delusional long-haired boyfie content, and who am i to deny you that??
at #9 (my lucky number ๐), with 42 votes, we have... it's sweet!
shocked to see a fluff fic crack the top 10 honestly, but let's be real, the taehyung hoes are THIRSTY (anyone who follows jai already knows this ๐) - i promise i'll write more for y'all soon, and that the next one will actually feature smut!!!
at #8, with 43 votes, we have... park and ride! (and technically also its sequel, five minutes!)
y'all really said give us a part three mother ๐ญ and jokes on you because i have an idea for a part three *and* a part four for these two. you'll never be free of them lmao!!
at #7, with 45 votes, we have... the spins!
i'm happy to see this one here!! i love this couple and i've wanted to do a sequel for them for AGES, though i swear my idea for what i actually want to do changes every few months ๐ guess i gotta decide on one!!!
at #6, with 51 votes, we have... sunday!
idk why i didn't expect this one to rank omg!! i don't feel like i write jin particularly well, and i especially thought that level of BDSM would be too much for some ๐ but i have learned y'all are freaks who like crying during sex.... huh...... DULY NOTED ๐๐
halfway there, time for the big hitters!
at #5, with 54 votes, we have... party on you!
ahhhhh this one makes me happy to see ๐ฅฒ forever AMAZED and ECSTATIC that my most popular fic on this blog is a hoseok fic!!! i want to write a million billion more hobi things this year, and i will certainly see what i can do about circling back to these two cuties. at the very least there shall be more ass-eating in 2023!! ๐๐
at #4, with 58 votes, we have... deep end!
joon hoes with TWO appearances on the board, we love to see it ๐ i loooove that y'all are down not only for period smut, but for some of the risks i took with using more flowery/poetic language in this one! i had so much fun trying something new, i'd love to revisit this couple and that writing style again!!
at #3, with 59 votes, we have... two in one!
y'all. no. i'm shook. wig FLEW, wig in the STRATOSPHERE. say WHAT?!?!?! the first fic i ever posted on this blog, my most self-indulgent work (actually it might not be the Most lmfao but it's UP THERE) - i'm. NUMBER THREE?!?!??! okayokayokay ๐ i see y'all ๐ we're gonna have a verrrrry fun jihope month next month aren't we?!?! ๐
at #2, with 65 votes, we have... the shape of your body!
oh man ๐ฅบ i'm almost, like, emotional to see this one rank so high. this fic is so so personal and dear to me, and was a BIG leap for my writing in a lot of ways. the fact that the response has been so overwhelmingly positive, and that so many of y'all read all 24,000 words of that fic and said you want MORE. i can never put into words how much that means to me ๐โโ๏ธ it's hard for me to think of a whole plot for a sequel - bc i wrote so damn much already ๐ but lemme see what i can do to at least cook up a drabble or two (if you have ideas, keep 'em in your back pocket for jihope month ๐)
and finally... at #1... with 70 votes... no one is surprised ๐ - it's drip!
ahhhhh squirt god min yoongi. we meet again. i will never live this fic down lmfaoooo. and funny... doesn't he have a birthday coming up soon? i could've sworn... ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ
alright besties!!! i'd love to know your thoughts!!! any surprises? any you're happy to see?? anything that didn't make the list that you're about to get out the torches and pitchforks over??? i wanna hear it all, so drop me a comment or an ask and let me knoooow!! ๐ค๐
(for me, it's babygirl missing out on the top 10 by two votes... but it's fine i'm fine... ๐ญ)
also can i just say - look at y'all, getting ALL OF OT7 ON THE BOARD??? we fucking love to see it!!! equal opportunists on this blog! yaaaaaaas porn for everybody!!! ๐๐๐
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happy pride month! the arcane swimsuit edition is here! this year we have Serin wearing the straight ally flag, Ruth donning a trans pride two-piece, and Jasper sporting the aroace colors. give them all a warm round of applause ๐ ๐ ๐
stay safe, stay hydrated, and wear your sunscreen out there.
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ย HYDRATION. ๐ง
We know it's key to our health, but sometimes we're looking for something a little less... boring. Can you relate? ๐
The fun thing is, there are endless ways to make fruit infused water! ๐
Use water, still, or bubbly, or try concentrated steeped tea as a base. Try these delicious combos to stay hydrated this summer.
๐ฅ Cilantro-Lime Melon Cooler: honey dew + cilantro + matcha green tea + lime juice + cucumber
๐ Ultimate Aqua Fresca: strawberry + mint + hibiscus tea + lime + sparkling water
๐ Fuzzy Peach-Basil Chia Fresca: peach + basil + peach green tea + lemon + chia seed
๐ฟ Blackberry-Sage Cooler: blackberries + sage leaf [just one will do] + berry green tea + sparkling water
๐ Citrus Rosemary Refresher โ nectarine + rosemary [just a few leaves with stem for garnish] + green tea + grapefruit + cucumber
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HELLOOOO, I just wanted to stop by and tell you your work is AMAZING your art and writing bro ๐๐๐. When I was reading your fic I literally felt magical like bro wut I've never felt that way when I read. You are a beautiful person and you deserve a cookie ๐ช.
Stay hydrated
Eat
Sleep
And stay your beautiful self โค๏ธโจ
ADKJNJFS SNIFFLE SNIFFLE/POS TYSM THATS SO NICE AHFIDJKNKA
YAY I COOKIE ๐ช!!!!!!๐๐๐
im glad you enjoy what i do :] people like you give me motivation so thank you so much for stopping by!! <333
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--OKAY BUT LIKE-- THE EPILOUGE??? HONEY, THE ๐EPI๐FREAKING๐LOG--LIKE??
If i wasnt in love with your writing enough im CERTAINLY DOWN *BAD* RIGHT NOW NGL-- your writing style is just ๐โค bon apetit. i mean like I GOT FED-- let's be honest here we ALL GOT FED i never realized how starved i was until i stumbled upon your blog on ao3 like a year(?) ago-- it was a god senddd-- "how to survive a shovel talk" must've felt like an appitizer--
you. *you* take it, take it now. take all my kudos that i couldnt give you cuz the kudos-only-once system is garbage ๐๐๐โคโค๐ (but dont fogor to hydrate and stay healthy, your well being matter most-- remsmeber!!!)
Ahhh, my poor heart. Thank you!! It's always wild to cross paths with people from AO3 on here -- it's like watching two different ecosystems overlap and I never know what will happen lol But thank you thank you!! I am always happy to provide some Dragon Boi Food for the soul ๐
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โค๏ธ Happy Twin Tuesday โค๏ธ
Also known as malek sandwich day
In ๐ this ๐ house ๐ we ๐ love ๐ both!
A peaceful work week to all of you! Stay calm and hydrated, be kind to the fellow man and be kind to yourself โค๏ธ
@daughterofthesilmaril @esconognosia @sapphicsandsupernatural @thefluffiestseahorse @elliotmalek @chevy2497 @ramicastiel @ellen-the-radiant @ellen-the-wise @moon-stars-soul @sakurasoulgeneral @poptod @ladyoreo06 @ghoulsister1 @squidwujun @satanhauntedourfears @im-chinese-believe-it-or-not @bearbruno14
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I keep forgetting to drink enough to stay hydrated for Sunday Sinday! I wish I was full of another liquid like clexa's mating ๐ณ
๐๐๐ drink up!!!!
Heres a double reminder to hydrate ๐๐
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Stay Hydrated!!!!
Thanks to @kittynomore and This post they now are! Somewhat hydrated! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐ We're thankful for the 2AL Leos tear filled water bottles ๐ซถโจ๐
@tmntaucompetition in disorder woops sorry!
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Concerned cumdumpster back at it again in your fine inbox.
People are concerned that some people may read erotica and take it all on board without nuance and equate fiction to reality and that that is spooky and scary and sets unsafe and ill-informed precedence for sexual behaviour in the real world.
This being said - most people are not these people and you shouldn't police people self expression or kinks. It's fiction and it's fantasy most informed people will understand that.
What people should really be concerned about is if these people are equating fiction and reality due to their lack of prior education. They are not informed before engaging with sexual material and in sexual acts, they are not / have not received an adequate education around such topics.
This means they are engaging in these acts without informed consent.
Which is far scarier and is cause for concern. Regardless of if they read fictional erotica or not. So instead of policing peoples sexual expression you could fix the problem at the root cause and promote education and awareness.
Friendly reminder to all the minors that engage with this kind of content regardless of warnings and your own level of knowledge and experience;
Excess exposure to sexual material/acts at a young age can be incredibly damaging to a developing mind. I wholly support MDNI - please be safe and heed warnings, they're not there to exclude you or gatekeep content based on ageism - they are there to protect you. Education and knowledge is important regardless of age, the internet is a wealth of information just make sure you're in the right place to find it - tumblr, ao3, tiktok, ect are not that place.
For every bad take about his im going to write the mangiest raw dogging fiction where I expressly say it's incredibly risky and there's no pill, no implant, no injection, no iud, no safe window, no pull out they're hot fertile and breedable and WE DIE LIKE MEN. We explore unsafe sexy sexual practices in a safe environment - through fiction.
Seriously though stay safe everyone and lulu keep up the good works, the good takes and stay hydrated.
yeah we legit need better sex ed from schools and aid from the government to enforce better regulations so minors understand the risks and consequences.
to me these people getting upset at writers for writing unsafe sex is like people getting angry at homeless people for existing. like dawg you are upset at the wrong people fr fr
also on that last part,
๐ IN ๐ THE ๐ END ๐ READER ๐ DIDNT ๐ GET ๐ PREGNANT ๐ BECAUSE ๐ YOU ๐ SAID ๐ SO ๐
(or they do, its your writing you do whatever you want)
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