Clarke doesn't know how Lexa manages to squeeze her ass into those tight jeans 🍑
One of those mysterious that even after years of marriage still plagues Clarke is how Lexa seems to manage to fit into those damn tight jeans because Clarke has held that ass in her hands, she knows the mass of it, and good as she is at math and physics, no equation can fully explain that mystery 🤭
Older moms Clarke would stop Lexa from putting on her jeans and pull her to bed and ravish her wife
It literally *only* surprises Lexa and Clarke when they end up pregnant again because they are so well known for being absolutely horny for each other even after all these years.
Lexa would make a comment about her pants being a little tight and hard to close, Clarke goes in to help and instead of helping Lexa clsoe the putting she pulls Lexa's pants down, her own pants down and the only place Lexa is going to tonight is pound town 😝
I can hear the choir of "ree-bok bok bok bok" from all the kids around the cottage while Clarke laughs her ass off and Lexa absolutely melts ashdjsnsjdsbsjd