Maria watches friday night lights (#27)

5x04~ the Mindy-Becky bonding in this ep fucked me UP

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Oh wow Jess’s siblings outside the window def kills the mood for Vince and Jess.

Omfg Mindy wants to *kill* Becky I’m dead. Also my heart hurts for her going so hard at the exercise bc of her jealousy of Becky’s young body (and to get her job back.) You look great, Mindy!!

Ok so far Buddy Jr. seems like just...a teenage boy but we’ll see. “As long as you don’t make me eat seitan.” “Satan? What is that?” LOLLL BUDDY

“That’s the saddest thing in the world. God you can’t make anything in your life work, can you?” DAMNNNN teenagers are brutal!!! Buddy Jr. just EVIDCERATED his dad lol

Luke is getting recruited by TMU? Damn it’s like a cycle.

Ugh Vince’s dad is at practice now?!

By-week danceeee for the first time in years and Becky’s in charge! We had pep rallies suspended for awhile in my school district so this is relatable.

They’re all harassing Jess? Like that’s your teammate’s girlfriend, chill out. Oh shit now Eric is in between Jess and Vince😂 Lol old married couple in counseling vibes.

Jess calling Vince a drama queen LOL

“she’s the equipment manager. Get used to it. And you, do your job.” Lol

TEXAS LUAU????? That’s the popular theme? Lol I liked Becky’s ideas better.

Her dad is coming home and forcing Becky back there? Oh yikes.

Damn Epyck can really throw down!

Oh god Buddy Jr. like broke in tothe bar and is drunk on the floor with broken bottles?!? damn he’s the most like Buddy Sr...

...and he’s throwing up in a garbage can, nice

awww poor Mindy, they said she could have a day shift at the landing strip?? Becky telling her she looks good and to go back and negotiate for her! Yes, bondddd!

Omg Mindy and Billy’s baby is so fuckin cute

Ew this TA Derek is an asshole. Told her they “shouldn’t do this” last episode then he came over *to her* and asked to get together? Manipulative predator asshole! Did Julie lie about having a date?

Ew is Vince’s dad trying to...keep Vince from hydrating?

“The next time you want to put some romance and intrigue into my life...” lol at Eric being scared of Jess

I love how Tami is using math as an excuse to call Julie. Aw they miss her.

Yesss to Mindy staying to check that Becky is okay and saying “Becky, get back in the car!” when she spots her dad and stepmom put their hands on Becky! She’s a good mom already.

“It’s not who you take, it’s who you take home.” Ok Hastings

Lol Tami being like UGH at having to stay out till 1 am to chaperone the dance! it me

“We’re supposed to have our own little party tonight.” Lol yeah she has to barter for the math teacher at homework club, eric!

“Would you like to get some lunch?” “Yes I would.” I love co worker Tami and Eric.

Omg Jess just told Billy what to do on the field and he gave her the cup to dispose of?? Don’t be a dick, Billy!

When Buddy Jr. makes a “Tami’s rack” comment, I was not okay with Buddy not correcting/chastising! The disrespect!

It’s kinda cute Vince’s parents are *trying* to tell old dance stories, but also they should’ve expected his reaction. “Now those are some good memories. See, I got a different memory.” It’s gonna take time and effort to repair a relationship like that with your son. They’re expecting too much from this teenage boy too fast!

Oh geez did Buddy Jr. steal the credit card while Buddy was in the bathroom? Oh yeah this kid is acting outttt.

Lol now Mindy’s letting Becky stay long term and Billy’s dragging her for it. “we are the role models here.” “I swear to god if you ever jump into her in the shower I’m gonna stab you in the face.” 😭😂

“He said, ‘aw dad I don’t like football. It’s a stupid game.’ Can you believe that?” “Can he play?” “Of course he can play, he’s a garrity! it’s in his blood. He loves football; he just doesn’t know it yet.” L O L

Ok wow yep this era of music in the luau aesthetic lots of grinding mmhmm

“a magical shirt at a bargain price, I’m impressed.” “Well I was trying to impress you.” “You like me and I’m gonna take you out sometime.” WOW you smooth now, Luke! I’m down with it. Becky deserves age appropriate love!

“You call me all macho chismo when I stand up for you.” “It’s machismo.” LMAO but oooh Vince did not have anything good to say to Jess’s valid concerns.

Aww Epyck trying to get into a dance while suspended? interesting

Another EW at Julie’s gross relationship. I reiterate, this dude never actually wanted to stop.

Buddy Jr. looks a lot like Buddy, good casting. Omg Buddy is running after him in a parking lot oh boy 😭

I hope this is a genuine promise from Vince’s dad to make sure his mom stays sober!!

Ew Billy just used Jess’s ideas without credit in the coach meeting. I know Jess is excited that her idea was good but damn this is truly being a woman 😭

Ok so the latest problem child (Buddy Jr.) now must inevitably play for Eric Taylor. CLASSIC

AWWW Billy, Becky, and Mindy playing boggle with the baby in Becky’s lap! Family!

Awww Tinker and Hastings and Vince and Luke at TMU is really sweet too.

Oh wow a bunch of them wanna meet Vince too!! Yay!

Sorry for not doing the other ones, but @eyy-jenny tagged me so I get to answer these 💖 LAST 1. Drink: Water, stay hydrated bih
2. Phone Call: Last person I called was my dealer, but my mom called me this morning about mcdonalds but I was asleep
3. Text Message: B 🙃
4. Song You Listened To: Madeline Peyroux's cover of Between the Bars 
5. Time You Cried: Uhhh... over a year ago?? Idk crying is for humans brah 6. Dated Someone Twice: I dated Nathan twice yeah 💔 
7. Been Cheated On: hahahahahahahahhahahahahaha funny one nice nice joke I love it 
8. Kissed Someone and Regretted it: Nah
9. Lost Someone Special: I mean no one I know has died so no I guess?? 
10. Been Depressed: Severely since 2012 
11. Gotten Drunk and Thrown Up: Only once, I never throw up when drinking but I had a panic attack the last time which was the only reason It happened. Before that I hadn't thrown up in 10 years. LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS 12. Green
13. Red
14. Black IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU 15. Made New Friends: Yes!! 
16. Fallen Out of Love: Nah
17. Laugh til u Cried: Probably :) 18. Found Out Someone Was Talking Bout You: I mean I'm sure Sarah and Jodi talk about me but I'm sure it's not anything bad 
19. Met Someone Who Changed You: Not unless you count the doctors who wrote me prescriptions 
20. Found Out Who Your True Friends Are: In a positive way, surely 21. Kissed Someone on Your facebook List: My dude, no one has kissed me since January 😞
22. How Many of Your facebook Friend Do You Know in Real Life: All.. of.. them...?? 23. Do You Have Any Pets: I have my baby girl, sassiest queen cat, Charlie
24. Do You Want to Change Your Name: Well legally yeah shit cost money tho
25. What Did You Do For Your Last Birthday: I went to my friend Kassi's house and smoked lots of the marijuanaTM and watched Disney DCOMS 26. What Time Did You Wake Up Today: 2:48pm 27. What Were You Doing At Midnight Last Night: Tumblr and YouTube dude 28. Name Something You Cannot Wait For: Hormones and top surgery 29. When Was The Last Time You Saw Your Mother: Last night 30. What is One Thing You Wish You Could Change About Your Life: Not being a worthless piece of shit 
31. What Are You Listening to Right Now: Ray's stream of dream daddy 
32. Have You Ever Talked to a Person Named Tom: I have 2 uncle Toms (though one is Thom)
33. Something That is Getting on Your Nerves: The answer to anything I say being "get a job" like I don't know that I need a job 34. Most Visited Website: Tumblr and Snapchat and YouTube ^_^ 35. How Was Elementary: Baller 36. How Was Highschool: Mixed reviews m8, band was consistently good though
37. College: I did like 3 classes total over 2 years and made only one friend 
38. Hair Color: Natural? Medium brown. Preferred? Neon Pink 
39. When’s Your Birthday: 11/12/96 
40. Do You Have a Crush on Someone: Maybe?? 41. What Do You Like About Yourself: Humans tell me I'm pretty funny and a great listener 
42. Piercings: I mean my ears have single piercings but I wanna be some dumb punk boy with tunnels and spider bites 43. Blood Type: Um idk 
44. Nickname: Mazzazzles (coined by the lovely @mcgintyandbeyond ), and most general pet names. Oh! And Grace 
45. Relationship Status: Im so single and sad pls date me 
46. Zodiac Sign: Scorp fuh lyfe 
47. Pronouns: He/him
48. Fav TV Show(s): Skins, ANTM, IASIP, Malcom in the Middle, Yugioh.. lots 
49. Tattoos: I have plans for like 5 different tattoos tbh 
50. Right or Left Handed: I write with my right but I do most things with my left FIRST 51. Surgery: Can't remember if my tonsils or wisdom teeth went first but that 
52. Piercing: Just my lil ears for my 10th birthday 
53. Best Friend: Veronica!! 54. Sport: Soccer bc of my bestie 55. Vacation: Idr Disneyland but apparently we went there 
56. Pair of Shoes: I had these ugly maroon velvet shoes but my real good first shoes were red high top converse 
57. Eating: Bih wtf 
58. Drink: Water???
59. I’m About to: Answer more questions 
60. Listening: To Ray play dream daddy 
61. Waiting for: Pain meds to forcefully put me to sleep 
62. Want: Redmond to be closer to Everett 
63. Get Married: I mean sure but we all know I'll die before then 
64. Career: Idk man honestly if I can make decent money working at a dispensary I might just do that YOUR TYPE 65. Hugs or Kisses: Yes 
66. Lips or Eyes: Yeah 67. Shorter or Taller: Ye 
68. Older or Younger: Idc 
69. Romantic or Spontaneous: Fuckin yeah 
70. Nice arms or Nice stomach: YEAH 71. Sensitive or Loud: BITCH IF UR NOT LOUD WE CANT HANG 
72. Hook Up or Relationship: Do I want a relationship? Yes. Are random hook ups with my ex more realistic? Yes. 
73. Troublemaker or hesitant: 🤷🏻‍♂️ HAVE YOU EVER 74. Kissed a stranger: Yes actually, s/o to Celeste before we became friends 75. Drank Hard Liquor: Day drinking is the only way I survive 76. Lost Glasses/ Contact Lenses: I lost my spares 77. Turned Someone Down: I don't think I have
78. Sex on First date: Mmm. Yes but it was with a boy I fell in love with when I was 7 so I didn't think it was "trashy" or anything 
79. Broken Someone’s Heart: Nah
80. Had Your Heart Broken: Duh 
81. Been Arrested: Nahh 
82. Cried when Someone died: No one has died 83. Fallen for a friend: Yesss DO YOU BELIEVE IN 84. Yourself: Meh 
85. Miracles: Yeah :D
86. Love at First Sight: Maybe? 
87. Santa Claus: BITH I SAW HIM HE IS REAL 
88. Kiss on the First Date: Yiss
89. Angels: You're talking to one 
90. Current Best Friends Name: Well I got my bingo ladies and some others 
91. Eye Color: Blue/green 
92. Favorite Movies: There are too many, but special shout out to sała samabojçow I can't think of anyone to tag but you should totally do this if you're bored :)