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wontonssoup · 2 hours
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As a kid, when your parents are poor, you're poor. If they don't have money, that means none of you have money. But if someone's parents are rich, that doesn't necessarily mean the kid is. Sometimes rich peoples' kids aren't rich kids, they're just some rich freak's exotic pets that can talk but aren't allowed to.
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wontonssoup · 2 days
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a woman will be 28 or whatever and all the 24 year olds are in shock like “no fucking way I seriously couldn’t tell. you don’t look near death at all”
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wontonssoup · 3 days
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local mourning dove goes viral for show-stopping performance in may 19th dawn chorus. when asked for comment, the rising star simply said “hhhrrroooOOOOO hooooo hoo. hooooo”
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wontonssoup · 3 days
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A life without collecting trinkets is no life at all
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"having a crush can make you act a little crazy" fuck that y'all ever made original characters
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wontonssoup · 5 days
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Caves are weirder and more varied than you think
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wontonssoup · 5 days
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wontonssoup · 6 days
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Two little bug RPG paintings I did for Nucleaus Portland's Salute! (9) show :>
"Mean Bird" & "Save Point", Gouache on 4x4" coasters
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wontonssoup · 6 days
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new tigers...
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wontonssoup · 6 days
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What the fuck is up with borzoi by the way, those fuckers are never just doing dog sit. Those things don't play fetch or bark at the postman they're always looming or being foreboding or predicting the exact date of your death or some shit
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wontonssoup · 6 days
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@thebibliosphere I had to repost this for both of us because OOF
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wontonssoup · 6 days
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the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.
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wontonssoup · 6 days
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One of my pet peeves about how people talk about laios is the joke that he’s “never masked a day in his life” and like. Tbh real lol, I’ve made that joke before too . But the issue comes from when people say it seriously, and i think it’s important to note that laios was masking for, like, at the very least the entire time his party had been together before the start of the series. Namari, toshiro, chilchuck, and marcille were all shocked and weirded out upon him talking about the idea and act of eating monsters, and the latter two continuously poke at him for his interest in monsters in general, something that likely hadn’t been happening before.
Hell, he even has a line confessing his special interest in monsters, making it the first time he was actually open about it
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This isnt to say he didn’t talk about monsters before, as we see later with namari telling mr tance that laios is the one to listen to when it comes to them
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The Touden Party was infamous for being extremely skilled in the dungeon, and a large part of that was because of laios’s knowledge on monsters, but there were never any rumors or talk of one of the leaders being weird, even when its noted once or twice that word travels fast in the dungeon world
All of this to say, its extremely nice that we get to see laios when he isnt masking, because he doesn’t have to anymore! He gets to indulge in his interest to quite literally the fullest extent and all he has to worry about is some light teasing as his friends get more used to it over time
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wontonssoup · 7 days
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𓃔 Cow Of The Day 𓃔
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wontonssoup · 8 days
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the thing is the king charles portrait is genuinely incredible and exactly how I would execute a portrait of a member of the british royal family but also I literally cannot fathom why the british royal family would have it made
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