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runawayengineer · 2 years

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𝐘𝗼𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝗺𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝗼𝐯𝐞𝐝, 𝗺𝐲 𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲. 💜

Pairings: Raiden shogun!reader x Floyd, Rook, Lillia, Leona

Warnings: Mentions of Dictatorship lmao, electrocution, near death experience. Fighting. Your practically over-powered. gn!reader i got lazy on leona's part.

Genre: fluff.

Requested by: Anonymous

Synopsis: you are the shadow of a Electro-god, and when you realize you've been taken somewhere you cannot serve your very purpose, the boys have to deal with a very Angry Puppet.

FLOYD who firsts sees you during dorm assignment, speaking with Crowley about how you demand a way home and refuse to stay here, because as the Raiden [name], it is your job to protect the people of ina― where?he doesn't pay attention to what your saying, more focused on the sparks of electricity that Buzz in the air around you, Showing just how angry you truly are, wait a second, did you say guardian? Your the guardian of an entire nation?? heh, Sounds like fun..

FLOYD that would definitely be dead if it weren't for azul smoothing things over everytime the moray eel messed with you. Usually most people would ignore the eel, or run from him, claiming he was the 13th reason, you however had a duty. and as the Raiden [name]. You refused to have even 1 reason to feel out of your comfort zone. You demanded he back away from you, and when he denies and laughs. "Look at shrimpy getting bold." that irritating nickname is enough of a red flag for you to burst into a Large surge of Glowing electricity.

Angrily Tugging your Katana seemingly out of your Chest, the light your emitting to bright for anyone around you to see what your doing. And by the time azul appears to save floyd for the teenth time, in a Dominant voice you acquaint the shocked leech twin, your humbling most favorite line. Those words being. "You will be inlaid upon these grounds, fish!" And before you can swing you weapon that is Glazed and blazed in a scorching purple Fury.

a certain octo―merman appears in front of Floyd. "now, now, I'm sure we can come to an agreement!" His spoke nervously fixing his glasses, making you relent. Oh, The things ashengrotto does to keep the twins safe.

ROOK who absolutely admires everything about you, no matter how cruel or how merciless you are. Oh? Your an expert at execution? Étonnant! Teach me! Oh? You took people's magical pens―..visions in hopes of eternity? Your so determined!

Oh? Your not a real human but actually a puppet used to dictate over inazuma's people while the real electro―god you serve lives in your conscious?? Your absolutely beautiful! "Haha! Tu es plein de merveilles!!" and for a while you didn't mind the compliments, he praised you and while most saw him creepy or disturbing. you genuinely didn't have an opinion on him, except he was constantly by your side, at your every beck and call, kind of like a certain tengu warrior, strange.

ROOK who laughs when you ask him about what sort of sorceress language he was speaking "ma belle étoile filante faite d'éclairs!! My language is not a sort of Sorcery! it is a natural language I've been birthed with!" You weren't sure if he'd been lying or not but you told him to tone it down so you could understand him more.

Of course while you were speaking, a savanaclaw student had bumped into you, and instead of apologizing, the nameless brute slurred mean words at you, causing you to Become extremely enraged at his mannerisms, you Proceed to explode with electricity, Removing your katana from your chest, your right ear hearing the savanaclaw student cry out in fear, while your left ear caught wind of Rook Singing your praises and cheering you on. "incroyable! absolument incroyable! tu me complètes!" Whatever that meant, you didn't pay mind to it. "Now, you shall perish!" You Called among the Quivering savanaclaw student.

"What is the meaning of this!" a Familar voice called, Taking your attention off the student enough for him to run away. You and rook's gaze turn to find the Housewarden, Vil standing there in shock. "we have no time for a fight! come with me both of you!" That student is lucky, but you will make sure to strike twice, next time.

LILIA who is absolutely shocked when he finds out your OLDER than him! At first he doesn't believe you, simply laughing at what you said, until ― haha, Ms/mr. Raiden, Why aren't you laughing? You weren't joking?? Oh...

He's absolutely intrigued at all the stories you tell him, about your homeland, your people, how your not a real person, but just a puppet merely created to Defend your creator's people. how you've slaughtered a few people for the sake of your creator's "Heavenly principals of eternity."

He's extremely amazed and stunned when he finds out that you Challenged your own creator to a battle that lasted 500 years, in which you didn't win but still managed to hold up against them, even just nearly winning, is beyond amazing!

LILIA who is absolutely smug beyond explanation when the clouds start to rumble and snarl, mixing with each other, the campus darkening as the black clouds block out any source of Light, Thunder echoing causing students to be afraid. a Cold Purple light awakening in the pit of those Swirling angry clouds. "If i cannot fulfill my creational purpose in the land of eternity, i will simply call my destiny upon this fairly inferior land." You called from on top of the college opening. right as you planned on Removing Your weapon from your chest, a certain bat ― fae called to you. when he saw you pulling your sword from your chest and decided to stop you before you hurt someone. it took a while to stop you, but he did, i think.

LEONA who was Simply napping like the lazy bastard cat he is, untill he was scared awake by the sound of a horrendous thunderstorm, the loud boom and electrical crackling causing him to scare away in seconds. and when he'd looked outside, he frowned at the skies, he may have flunked school once or twice but he's smart enough to know thunder and lightening isn't purple! This man is the definition of "well, if i die, then i die." While Pulling the covers up again. So you could imagine his surprise when ruggie bursts into his room exclaiming that the Prefect student is acting up, and is now attempting (and possibly succeeding) to execute heartslabyul's student (ace) for some reason. The fuck?? it was the prefect that did that??

LEONA that overblots and is immediately Knocked down not only a peg but an entire fucking staircase when you Nearly Musou no hitotachi him after he attempts to attack you, he'd be dead if it wasn't for how quickly he could dodge your attacks, untill you actually manage to hit him, thankfully it was one of your more weaker hits, but he immediately blacks out and hits the ground. When he awoke, and saw you and the others staring down at him with you wearing a faintly sympathetic expression, he had mixed emotions, he'd been beaten by the Prefect. a magicless, human. "We'd got along perfectly if it wasn't for your immature tantrum." you started off, weapon vanishing into thin air. "if all that of infantile anger is out of your system, I'd be willing to become allies." you said, while most people around you had a slightly hard time understanding what you meant, this beastmen knew that you were asking for a truce, or a friendship? he was far too tired to tell. his only respond to your words, was covering his eyes with his arm in a weak manner. "i need a nap." He croaked tiredly, who knows? Maybe that was a yes, you'd never know untill he woke up again.

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runawayengineer · 1 year

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What the fuck. Trey actually terrifies me. Like he cannically could pick me up and toss me around like pizza dough. Trey Stans are so bold for liking that absolute beast. The moment I saw his tipped fedora and mischievous smirk, I knew that he'd be the monster of my nightmares, Jfc

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runawayengineer · 1 year

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"Self-shipping is cringy lmao" Literally die in a hole. There is nothing wrong with self-shipping. People self-ship for different reasons, and you have no right telling them or me that it's 'weird' or 'cringe'. Some people do it because it's a big comfort, and others do it because it may help them emotionally cope with something going on in they're life, or people could just do it because it's fun to daydream and imagine themselves with they're comfort characters. Stop telling people about what they should and shouldn't do, and if you do then at least give an actual good reason that's not "bc it's weird/cringe." Because I'm sure you've done 1,000 things that others would consider 'cringe.' but if someone told you that then you'd find it offensive or rude, as if you aren't offending half of Tumblr as a whole by saying "it's cringe to self-ship." Stop criticizing people and Get a life.

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runawayengineer · 1 year

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Hi. Me again, Question for the twst community. out of all of the characters;

Who do you think you could win a fight against, and who do you think could absolutely dominate you in a fist fight? Be honest! ✅

For me, i think i could win a fight against ace, and then proceed to be thrown across the room by Jade.

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runawayengineer · 1 year

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Brainrot for the membrane! #3 Malleus Draconia

Malleus who's a bit confused on why the recently new human student has been avoiding him as if he were breached with some deadly abominable plague. wondering why they're so consumed with fear that they refuse to even look at poor prince. he comes to you, asking questions about if this is normal human behaviour. you tell him that when you first met him you were also afraid of him and that new student needs time to get used to they're surroundings. you, diabolical you, leave out the part where you decided to prank the new student by telling them that those old legends about speaking to faes are true and that it was already to late for you, the only reason you were talking to malleus was because you were being held captive. Underrated comedian, honestly.

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runawayengineer · 1 year

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―on the road again 🚐

· · ✦ 𝗒𝗈𝗎'𝗏𝖾 𝖽𝖾𝖼𝗂𝖽𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝖳𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝖺 𝗋𝗈𝖺𝖽 𝗍𝗋𝗂𝗉 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗂𝗇𝗏𝗂𝗍𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝖿𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖽𝗌, 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗐𝖺𝗌 both 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗐𝗈𝗋st yet 𝖻𝖾𝗌𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖼𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽'𝗏𝖾 𝖽𝗈𝗇𝖾. [1/2]

𝖢𝗁𝖺𝗋𝖺𝖼𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌: 𝗓𝗁𝗈𝗇𝗀𝗅𝗂, 𝖣𝗂𝗅𝗎𝖼, Xiao, kazuha, kaeya, 𝗌𝖼𝖺𝗋𝖺𝗆𝗈𝗎𝖼𝗁𝖾.

Tags: @extrakuli @space-dragon-ace

Zhongli

Certified driver.

This man does not shut the hell up, he's constantly Bringing up old memories about osmanthus wine, and those who share the memory.

Him and Diluc take turns driving, because they don't trust anyone else to drive. He usually drives whenever diluc is tired out.

But everyone (minus you and xiao) prefer Diluc, because zhongli drives UNDER the speed-limit. And whenever you tell him to drive faster, he Simple Chuckles, adjust the mirrors and goes "you can never be too careful."

And then proceeds to get voted into the back seat by literally everyone, including you, you apologise afterwards.

No one let's him touch the radio, because he puts on either Classical music or Love songs.

Like Scaramouche isn't trying to hear 02 symphony no. 5 eliusuah no elion the 3rd, Song of the moon, Night sky harmonies. Like Play rap, play metal, play rock, anything but whatever zhongli wants to hear.

Whenever you stop by Gas stations, Corner stores or etc. You'd expect him to buy everything because he's the eldest.

You couldn't be more wrong, you give this man a price limit and he goes above the price limit, and everyone is like in??? a??? Gastation???

Always either buys wrethers, peppermints or some old brand of soda you've literally never heard of??

Like it's your turn to pay for everything and Zhongli appears out of nowhere with Two bags of Werthers, and a Can of popfizz.

Bitch comes up to the counter with a candy bar named "Chuckles." And then acts surprised when scaramouche laughs at him. You literally had this coming, thinking it'd be okay to walk up to the Attendant with peppermints and.....is that can of soda called "Klink"???

Constantly offering people werthers, You and Xiao Love this man to much to say no, and the caramel is kinda addicting like???

"I'm glad you enjoy them, Back in my day-" "I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE-" 100% scaramouche.

Never take this man to a restaurant, ALWAYS ORDERS SUGAR PACKETS AND THAT'S IT.

Stares at the receipt for like 10 minutes, and then goes "Did anyone pack my Reading glasses?" Literally tries to get out the Car to unpack his suitcase.

"damn it old man, break a hip already!" - scaramouche.

He doesn't take scara to heart though.

Gets voted into the back, AGAIN

gets a little moody when a gas station doesn't have what he wants. So he has to improvise and get Sugar from a Chick'fil'ay

And then takes it out on the Worker???

"Why do you need Sugar packets, sir?"

"mind your own business."

.....

The car was to stunned to speak.

But that's a 4/10 chance so.

Over all 8/10 would take him.

Also you'd probably have to pack/unpack for him, because he keeps forgetting stuff???

Diluc

Walking talking ATM.

Every 10 minutes somebody is asking for a snack, or has to use the bathroom and this man cannot take much more of it.

Kept trying to leave kaeya at gas stations. Almost got away with it if we're for you meddling kids.

Is that parent that Gets in the car and sets the rules.

"When we get here I better not see any of..." "And that means you, Kaeya."

Constantly targeting kaeya for no good reason, and when you ask why, he'll just go. "I'm just keeping him in line." MF he Hasn't spoke since you tried to leave him at the gas station an hour ago.

I'm in LOVE with Bully!Diluc

Doesn't care about what's on the radio but is very Careful about who he let's maintain the Radio which means if you want to be in charge of the radio impress him. Insult kaeya

Usually he just Leaves the Radio in the Warm Palms of Kazuha.

Absolutely messes with Gorou.

"Dogs can't drive." Out of nowhere. Can you see Kazuha holding Gorou back in the backseats??

Stands at the Gas station door and loudly goes. "Tick tock! Time's wasting!" Stfu Scaramouche needs his Sour gummy worms and your gonna pay for them 👹

Ultimate Scaramouche victim. Gets his seat kicked and doesn't do anything about it.

But constantly yells "HEY! DON'T MAKE ME TURN THIS CAR AROUND!"

Ooh shiver me timbers😬

Threatens to take his belt off multiple times. And somehow that works?? Zhongli has to calm him down.

Kazuha is very clearly the favorite Child. And you can tell when You pull up to a restaurant and he goes. "What do you guys want?? Kazuha do want something ??" Like??? Okay.

You know those dad phrases?? Yeah, Get ready.

"Everybody got what they wanted from Mcdonalds??" "Alright, Let's rock and roll."

Repeatedly sends his fries back with a complaint. "They're to salty." "Not enough crunch." "Are these even cooked all the way." Bro stfu and eat them.

Everyone Rushes him to eat his food because he's type to Park in the parking lot and Eat.

Nostalgia.

He Digs in the bags and Seperates the food like a Parental figure. This actually gives me a lot of nostalgia because my dad does this alot.

"Who's Apple pie is this??" "Who ordered the Orange soda?" "Here, I got everyone fries." "S/o, You want some of mine?" This man keeps offering you food and You've never been more happy.

Randomly starts up conversations with everyone in the car, and it's the Cutest thing. Like imagine the Vehicle being silent at a Stoplight and diluc just goes "How is everyone, anyone need anything?" Like it's awkward but so endearing that he cares about the people around him.

Supplies Zhongli with money, Mostly because he orders things and then goes "does anyone have 150$??? there's a caribsea life stone On sale.." And everyone is like Mf what?? You ordered a 100$ rock knowing damn well your broke? 🤨

Sigh Single dad Diluc.

8.6/10 amazing.

𝘟𝘪𝘢𝘰

He's definitely that person that so quiet in the back of the Vehicle that everyone forgets he's even in the car.

So very often whenever he speaks

Everyone looks back to see who's voice it is

And they're all like "omg xiao i forgot you were back there!"

And then wonder why he says "nevermind." And puts his headphones right back on.

He only talks to you and zhongli by choice, or for entertainment. Don't get him wrong! He doesn't mind everyone else, but he's not really the talkative type! Which is why he won't even actually speak to you,

You and him spend hours texting each other, and some of the things he says has you Chortling in the backseat w him.

Whenever everyone stops at a Gas station for snacks, he's ALWAYS the first person at the counter, this man KNOWS what he wants 👹 he didn't come on this vaca to play games w y'all.

And it's always some sort of energy drink, You don't do nothing but use that damn phone, hell you need a Energy drink for?? To move your thumbs faster?? 👹👹

Eventually diluc gets fed up and tells him to pick Something else, and of course Li Steps in with the "Xiao is a growing boy, He's bound to have fixations at his age." Stfu Peepaw, That is a grown MAN you are talking about.

His Silence is disrespectful, He literally saw Diluc pull off on kaeya, and didn't say a thing, bitch turned up the volume to His Iphone 11 and Started playing flappy bird.

Him and kaeya made eye contact when it happened, which is why he downloaded flappy bird and started Playing. 😭😭😭

And then when kaeya accused him, he simply said. "No, i didn't see you." And everyone believed him right of the bat.

The amount of times you've had to share your food with him is impeccable 🙁

It's because he'd catch an attitude w diluc for not being able to get the drink he wanted, and out of anger he'd deny any fast food and then Be like "Damn, i should've said yes 🙁"

You hate watching him Starve himself simply to keep up w his pride, so You Tap his shoulder and Give him your Mcdonalds fries, Ultimate Sacrifice fr fr 💯

Internet leech.

"Can i use someone's hotspot??" NO 👹 but you can get off that damn dating sim and socialize like a normal being.👹

This is where talking with Li comes in, because your phone could be plugged in on like 15% and by the time Li is done your shit is on 87% and xiao is like "Damn, thanks old man 👍"

And then he puts his earbuds in and no one ever hears from him again for the next 6 hours.

Shares his fruit snacks with you, and you pretend to want an energy drink and then you trade half your drink for a packet of Fruit snacks. Y'all some Real Mfs. Respect 💯💯💯💯💯

7.5/10

He doesn't really do much, but he's unintentionally funny so your def in for a ride! 😂😂

Ugly lil mf too.

Kazuha

Scaramouche's 2nd victim.

This man has the patience of a saint because me and Balladeer would've been boxing in the middle row seats fr fr 🙁🙁

He usually prefers to sit in the middle seat of the Van, but will Sit in the front with Diluc if he asks him too.

Singlehandedly won diluc over by simply greeting him.

"greetings, diluc." "Get in the front." "Pardon?"

Ultimate babysitter, stops any unnecessary commotion going on in the middle and back row whenever diluc is stressed or busy.

Scaramouche hates him ❗❗

always avoids any attempts of fighting, the balladeer insults him? kazuha laughs softly. Scaramouche kicks his seat? Kazuha politely asks him too stop.

Scaramouche could literally open kazuha's door on the highway and kick the man out, and watch the man chase after the car and as soon as kazuha gets back in, he'll clear his throat and go "i forgive you." NO THWHE FUCK YOU DON'T ❗❗

During gas station stops he picks out healthy shit, like protein bars and bottles of fucking water.

he grabs a bottle of fucking Fiji water, and makes everyone else look unhealthy

As if canon 18 year old diluc didn't use fatui agents as punching bags !! 🤛

Has a phone but doesn't really use it, spends most of his time helping the elders (zhongli and diluc). Tending to the meek (making sure xiao hasn't gone deaf from how fucking LOUD his headphones are)

Keeping balladeer from bullying everyone, he doesn't mind getting bullied.

Eventually everyone got tired of scaramouche's constant condescending nature,

kazuha attempted to defend balladeer but then scara brought up kazuha's dead friend and―

"Diluc, pull over."

Kazuha and scara boxing in the walmart parking lot at 3:45 am??? 🤺🤺🤺

Kazuha gave him a deadly uppercut and everyone cheered and clapped because scara was unconcious for the next 5 hours. 🎉🎉🎉🎉

Literally loves listening to Li's old man stories, and even responds and asks questions to make him happy

As if scara isn't fighting to not visit the spiritual realm next to him 🙁

When scara wakes up, the beef is THERE ❗❗

I'm sorry but he's def a kazoo kid

Whenever it gets too silent, all you hear is kazuha clear is throat, i suggest you get ready cause he's about to give you the rawest fucking kazoo concert og your LIFE 🤺🤺

The car's peacekeeper fr fr 💯💯

10/10 probably knocks mouche out on a daily basis

Sadist fuck lmaoo

Kaeya

Man. 🙁

🤺🤺🤺

sigh, this guy is the victim of everyone and everything around him.

But somehow, manages to keep a positive and charismatic few of the world.

I'm tryna be like HIM. ❓❗

Diluc punching-bag canon?? YES ❗❗

Could probably cough and get cursed out by Diluc, if Scaramouche doesn't get to it first!

Despite the bullying, he's such a good travelling companion!! He's the humor in this sad dry ass van, travelling 1,000 miles to god knows where. 🏋🏋

Is the only person in this van, that actually like yk QUESTIONS things.

things like "Where are we travelling too?" or idk uhhh but the questions are there ✅✅

Pickiest eater in the Van, will constantly ask "do they sell ___??" and it's always something MADDD expensive,

Diluc is literally about to tear off thw fucking steering wheel and sell it on ebay because his card account is goinfg DEOWWN bc of u and kaeya. ❗❗

He starts conversations with you!! some of the best topics. ult Gossip girl 🗣🗣

Randomly starta gossip with you

"Do you know the muffin man?" LIKE YES I DO?? THE ONE WHO LIVES ON JEWELLERY LANE?? ONG 🗣🗣🗣🗣

tells you the craziest shit

Explains to you that the muffin man got a divorce, started drinking, got re-married to a hooker,

had 3 kids he didn't want and your sitting there w your jaw on the FLOOR.

Repeatedly asks if he could be the driver. Was immediately shut down by his brother.

Like damn ok diluc, fuck this ugly beige van anyways. i hope your day gets worse, like actually. 😕😕

Man, i feel bad for him. Ngl

6/10

orders chicken tenders too much.

SCARAMOUCHE

0/10 DON'T OPEN THE CAGE.❗❗

Who ever the fuck thought that inviting this bastard orphan artificial puppet child 2000, needs to get of some the Most destructive, life-threatening RETRIBUTION from diluc himself, on saturday, at 9pm, in target's parking lot because what the fuck, honestly 🗣🗣

Every couple of hours, diluc goes "everyone who agrees we should get rid of the puppet, raise your hand." 🤚

And everyone will raise they're hand except for kazuha because he's just too fucking nice, and xiao because his headphones are on 24/7 so he doesn't hear a THING.

This motherfucker is so rude for nothing.

Like I'm not joking, a literal demon in the flesh. 😐😐

Why is he even here?? he contributes NOTHING ❗❗

Orders some of the most expensive shit and blames it on kazuha or kaeya

Brings up dead relatives and then wonders why Kazuha gives him the most CRAZZY uppercut of his 300 years of existence.

The moment he spoke of his older sister killing tomo, Kazuha gave that man such a raw punch, he flew a few inches off the fucking ground and landed on his back half dead.

Bro almost had a tea party with his aunt

The kind ones pack a punch frfr ❗❗

he HATES zhongli and kazuha the most.

Ik it says he respects elders but c'mon now y'all, zhongli takes like a hour just to pick between nuggets and fries as his side dish when they go to a restaurant, this man HAS A RIGHT TO BE ANGRY

He doesn't bother xiao, cause xiao probably won't hear him.

Makes fun of everyone's snack choice and then proceeds to buy a fucking party size pack of oreos and DOES. NOT. SHARE. 🗣🗣

Always knows what he wants whenever they stop at a store, or gas station.

Kicks diluc's seat to get his attention.

Despite his stank attitude, he's so handsome, like 5 people have walked up to diluc and went "aww, your son is so handsome, how old is he?" The absolute grin diluc holds back while going "he just turned 16." 😉

Scara is banging on the window and snarling like a wild beast behind him. 👹👹👹

The only thing that's stopping him from getting out and pouncing on diluc is kazuha's iron grip, the seatbelt and 5 pieces of tape that are holding him against the seat.

If they all go inside a restaurant, they leave him in the car 🚗 🚗

Kinda like those funny pics of those signs in car windows that are like "do not disturb! the air conditioner is on and he's listening to his favorite song." with the dog in the front seat. 🐕

But instead it's scaramouche tearing the head off a doll that's designed similar to his mom like the bitch boy psycho is he. 😕😕

0/10 you opened the cage.

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runawayengineer · 1 year

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WHO LET ME BELIEVE THAT ROOK WAS GOOD LOOKING. MY FRIEND SAID TO IMAGINE ROOK AS SHAKIRA YESTWRDAY AND I HAD A NIGHTMARE OF HIM CHASING ME DRESSED AS SHAKIRA

"my friend said to-" THAT IS NOT A FRIEND. NO FRIEND WOULD EVER DESTROY THEY'RE FRIEND MENTAL HEALTH W THAT IMAGINE. ROOK ALONE IS UNNERVING. OMG

imagine sleeping, you've had a long and hard day of finishing tests and keeping everyone safe from overblotting students, you just want a good night rest, y'know? You say goodbye to the adeuce duo, you get comfy in your bed, saying good night to your stuffed animals, and then saying goodnight to grim, who's already asleep. the wind is blowing awfully harshly, there's a branch tapping your window and after hours of this annoying tapping it suddenly stops, all is quiet in the night, your finally falling asleep, and as you fade from consciousness, you hear a sinister voice whisper "this time for Africa."

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runawayengineer · 1 year

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This is something lilia would do. He probably has these locked up somewhere

HELPPP MEEE, no bc could you imagine little baby 9 yr old silver being given that plate to eat off of, and he finished his food and all he sees is a face staring into his soul,

or Leona attempting to make a peace between him and malleus over dinner. And Leona is trying to speak but malleus is slowly sipping tea out of that stupid smug bacon-head faced cup.

Bro who gave Lilia permission to parent 😭😭😭😭

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Yknow that look that moms give whenever there talking to someone and ur acting wild and look literally makes you stop in your steps it's like "stop before I whoop you" look

That's vil whenever epel let's his accent slip 😭😭

I also feel like yuu uses that look on ace and duece lmao

That's awful but so accurate 😭😭 whenever epel shows anything that isn't up to vil's standards, he's met with the most terrifying scowl. and if they're in public and vil doesn't wanna make a scene, he'll give the most dominating terrifying side-eye that's practically saying "Just wait untill we get back to the dorm, I got sumnthin for u 🙂" and epel KNOWS that he's either about to get the most life-threatening heel kick to the back of the knee or he's about to be nagged with some of the most confident-breaking, nightmarish, heartbreaking worded scolding of his 15 years old life, either way he's def crying himself to sleep for the next 3 days.

And the one about yuu feels idk, I feel like it'd be Riddle who uses the look on ace and deuce, and occasionally yuu. Like if Riddle is in the middle of a heartslabyul announcement and he hears like ace and deuce fighting, he'll eye them like "😐🤨" and then he'll do it to you because your i they're personal babysitter, Crowley isn't paying them 5¢ a day for nothing. 😭😭

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I just had a even more horrendous ides considering rook.

Imagine him dressing up in a lion onesie trying to get leona to come near him 💀💀💀💀💀

NOO ROOK 😭😭😭 I feel when it comes beastmen, putting on a animal onesie or anything resembling an animal is equivalent to humans experiencing racism, so when Leona woke up one morning and saw rook in that damn lion onesie he def took it personally and told rook "you have 2 days to relocate out of my fucking dorm. When I go to sleep, I will wake up to your room being vacant, do you understand me?" And now rook is in pomfiore.

Rook: [Show up to a savanclaw meeting in a animal onesie]

Ruggie: girl what the fuck

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Hc Lilia once tried to convince epel to come to diasomnia and it nearly worked. It is wasn't for the fact that vil nearly punted lilia against the wall for trying to take epel 😭😭 Silver was secretly grateful that epel wouldn't have to suffer threw lilia's cooking

Nahhhh bc i just KNOWWW the moment vil saw lilia in his dorm trying to talk to epel, vil was tellin rook to hold his Jewelry and ALLL 😭😭😭😭 it's always the pretty, prim and proper ones that b beatin ppl ass which is exactly y i got my eye on Caterrr 👁

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Something that might get you into writing mood is rambling, so...

Twisted Wonderland. Never really heard of it. What is it, what is your favorite character, why do you like them (and if the reason is just "I think they're hot" is valid bc I use that so often) and do you have any headcanons you are willing to die for?

Twisted wonderland is basically a game that's is co-created by disney! it's (in the most gen z way i can explain it) literally just a bunch of hot guys based off disney villains, your just kinda teleported there and your literally everyone's therapist because the school's headmage is too lazy to do anything on his own. sadly, it's not a dating sim but you can become good friends with all the characters !! 💞💞💞

My favorite character is riddle rosehearts because 1. He's so naturally likeable, i mean. He's an asshole during all of chapter 1 but then they hit you with this sad fucking backstory ab how his mom wasn't a good person and then you suddenly feel bad.

2. He's so scrunkly and less hot but more so cute, he un-admittedly has the biggest sweet-tooth and some parental trauma, which i can relate too but that's one of the last reasons i think he's cool. if i sat here and explained why i loved riddle in full detail, I'd end up rewriting the man's wiki

If he were in the real world, he'd be such a boomer, he's the type to tell you "tv rots the Brain." or gets scared when google assistant actives on his phone. 😭 😭 😭 💞💞

My headcanons; I'm gonna write headcanons for riddle.

Riddle definitely sleeps in a night gown and a little hat, and 100% gets made fun of for it, which i don't blame because it's so idk 💀

Riddle (canonically) has a golden king's staff, but i like to headcanon that it gets taken away by the teachers pretty often because riddle (canonically) has anger issues, and the teachers are afraid he might accidentally hit someone with it.

Riddle follows a strict diet, and the diet is that he organized his eating similarly to a school, so he'll eat breakfast, and then lunch after a few hours and then refuses to eat ever again for the entire day, despite being hungry, this man is a fucking soldier, what the hell 💀

Lasty, Riddle hates the sound of chewing, so if someone smacks around him, he gets irritated and tells them it's not ladylike/gentlemenlike to eat so loudly, they aren't eating loud, this man just has the ears of a fucking rabbit. He'll keep getting angry at you for it, whole time your like "I'm not eating anymore???"

This was super fun to write ngl, i wanted to keep the response decently short or medium length for the others who will read this. But, like 💞💞Riddle💞💞💞

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Even though riddle is a little bastard, i love him and i noticed a lot of you liked the rui!reader x heartslabyul post i made. And i rlly love the rui!reader x riddle dynamic. so would you enjoy if i made a little story about them?

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POV: the dorm leaders ask you a question, but instead of answering them seriously, you respond with "bangin ur mom."

Characters: Riddle rosehearts, azul ashrengrotto.

RIDDLE ROSEHEARTS (リドル・ローズハート)

he was explaining about how there was a unbirthday coming up but trey was too sick to bake anything.

Unbirthday parties practically rely on Trey's extraordinary baking skills, so without him...

Riddle was panicking, truly. When he saw you sitting in a chair in the Lounge watching him, he asks you how the two of you gonna solve this.

Truth be told, you didn't have any good ideas, hell, you were just barely passing your Classes. but you saw how stressed your beloved rosehearts was, suddenly a thought comes to your mind.

And not a good one, a smile graces your face in a mischievous manner. And without a second thought you respond with the worst possible response.

Heartslabyul's Dorm leader paced the floors of the dorm's Lounge, the sound of his heels clicking against the tile floors repeated non-stop. his hands were filled with a small checklist and a pretty rose pen. you watched him mumble words of frustration, Everything was seemingly mixed up in his point of view. But to you and in reality Everything was fine. The Decorations were up and nobody was nearly as anxious as your dear and beloved riddle who saw the Pastries not being successfully baked as the end of the world.

"Don't you think your taking this Tart thing a bit far?" you spoke up, Catching the Housewarden's attention. "absolutely not." he replied, Approaching you with doubting look on his face, his words however were more on the determined side. "This birthday has to be perfect, it has to prove that even if I'm not as strict on the dorm as i was before, i can still abide rules just as good as i did before." he spoke, stopping in front of you. "Speaking of which." Riddle said, Looking down at you in the chair. "Can you...bake by any chance?" He asked, with a tone of desperation seeping through his tone. You shook your head, no.

Riddle sighed. "Of course, this is why trey is my vice-warden. it's like him simply getting sick is enough to tear the dorm apart." he over-exaggerated as he turned for the door, but then again trey was awfully helpful around the dorm so you saw why riddle felt so pressured. Silence pervaded the room, when suddenly you caught a thought. a mischievous one.

One that is definitely gonna get you banned from the Dorm for a while. "i know how i can save the party." You spoke up, which you regretted immediately, riddle hummed at you curiously. you knew now there was absolutely no way out of this. "I'm gonna save the party by...-by bangin your mom." you said in a quaking tone.

The sound of his heels came to an immediate stop. Quickly you looked down at your feet, you were practically sweating at your own joke, you didn't dare look up. And even then you could tell riddle was giving you the most shocked and angry look of his 17 years of life. "What did you just say?" "riddle i meant-" "REPEAT YOURSELF." he asked in a tone that was rapidly getting angry, you were definitely fucked. Safe to say you were sent to ramshackle, not only did you miss the party. But you slept with a collar on that night. don't worry, trey saved you a tart.

AZUL ASHENGROTTO (アズール・アーシェングロット)

You literally never give this man a break. Your feelings for him are all over the place. one moment your treating him like a little baby, cooing and Hugging him.

And other times, you and floyd enter the room at the same time and azul can literally hear boss battle music.

But thankfully, you- (unlike a certain eelperson) know when to settle down. and sadly, This wasn't one of those moments.

You'd gotten this evil idea, and who were you, if not a mischievous little bastard who lives to destroy your lover's mental confidence. Slowly but surely.

you made your way through the building, and came across one of the twins, who led you to the lounge in the backroom, there you saw your lovely ashengrotto Saying goodbye to what seemed to be a Savanaclaw student, had they made a deal? doesn't matter, that's not why you were here. "azul!" You called happily walking over to greet him excitedly.

excited to hold his gorgeous face and rub your thumb over his beauty ma- no! Stay focused! You were here for one reason only. "s/o, what do i owe the pleasure of you coming to visit me." he asked, smiling in response while putting an arm around you. "Nothing, i was thinking long and hard about how you do contracts and I've decided i want to make one with you!" you smiled, leading him to sit down with you one the couch. the dorm leader fixed his glasses, furrowing his eyebrows a bit. "my dear, i love you enough for you to just ask me for what you want, there's no need to make a contact." He explained, surprised.

"Yes i know, but i really wanna make one with you." you frowned, causing the White-headed to sigh. "of course, if you truly wish." Making you smile almost evilly. "what's your agreement?" He asked, standing to grab a pen from his desk. "i will give you all of Savanaclaw's magic!" you said, stopping there. "really?" He turned to you shocked. "how could you possib―....what's in it for you?" He asked suspiciously, removing himself from his desk and sitting next to you with narrowed eyes, obviously onto you.

"what do you mean? Can't a good lover give the love of they're life happiness without wanting something back?" You asked, fluttering your eyes just enough for his suspicions to be confirmed. "but since you asked so nicely, what i want is―..." you stopped, turning to look the octavinelle leader in his framed eyes. "i want to bang your mom." you say in a serious manner, losing it immediately at the way azul scoots back a little in shock, gawking at your words while his glasses slipped off his face a bit from the sudden backwards movement. "what did you say?!" He asked, watching you laugh at his genuinely baffled and appalled response. "did you just say what i think you did or has my hearing sudden gone bad?!?" he said standing while looking down at you.

Yeah, azul banned you from visiting him at work. but look on the bright side, you can visit the dorms anytime. Just not the lounge, he'll personally escort you out of the lounge if he sees you there.

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