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#{GOD HE'S SUCH A BASTARD}
potatobugz · 23 days
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here is a collection of riptide drawings that i made a while ago but never posted ^_^
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I’ve had this idea in my head for days now and it just won’t LEAVE so here have scraps
So we know those de-aged au’s with Danny right, and the ones where Jason adopts him? YESSSSSS so anyways the thing that’s been ravaging my brain like an anteater on crystal meth is:
So all night has been pretty shit for Jason. Drug dealers, a couple muggings (who even goes out anymore in crime alley, at this time of night???????) and some human traffickers. You know, the usual. So anyways he’s pissed. Not to mention when he comes across some bastard who’s beating his family, jason promptly broke his legs in a couple new ways he liked. Later, deep into the night he’s already seeing a bit of green around the edges and he’s already called in dick to cover some areas while he cools off, so, naturally, as it is in crime alley, something goes horribly wrong that gets him pissed. Beyond pissed. He sees green and only when dick drags him away does he see some red too. A lot of red.
Fuck.
Well, he knows exactly what he has to do, so he pushed dick off of him and starts roof-hopping over to his apartment (where did his bike go?) and dick calls in the others thinking Jason’s going for more weapons/ammo or smthn, and Jason gets to his lil place and carefully opens a window, trying to be quiet because even though he’s in a killing mood he doesn’t want to wake Danny up, what kind of monster would do that?
Anyways Jason’s taking a moment with his helmet off, leaning his arms against the counter to calm himself down taking deep breaths he learned from Danny yes okay he learned from his son when Tim and dick crash through and Jason gets a little more pissed because those assholes probably just woke up Danny!
So here’s Tim and dick wrestling with Jason to get his weapons off of him and calm him down when all of a sudden the lights flick on and there’s a little boy, around 6, with a messy mop black hair and loose space-themed pajamas, rubbing his eyes as he clearly just woke up. everyone freezes in place and Danny looks around, his eyes adjusting to the light before he looks at Jason and–
“Dad? What’s going on?” He asks so innocently with a tilt of his head. While his brothers are stunned to silence Jason shrugs them off as hard as he can (they woke up his son) and walks over to Danny. Dick and tim lurch foreward but Jason just picks up Danny and places him on his hip. Danny reaches forward and carefully pulls off his dads domino and holds it in his hand while he frowns. “Green monsters are being angry again?” And Jason just sighs with his son (his son!!) in his arms and looks at danny; dick and Tim now seeing the green almost completely gone from his eyes.
“Yeah bud. No big deal though, alright? The green monsters are all gone now. So come on, it’s past your bedtime Danny.” To which Danny groans and he turns to look at the two others in the room who are bewildered as fuck because does Jason have a kid????? W h e n?? H o w??? Okay they know how they really don’t but that’s not the point
Anyways they stand there for a minute while Jason puts Danny to bed and when Jason comes back out he stares at them in silence. Then he just *sighs* and stares them dead in the eyes “yes, I have a kid. Yes, he quiets the pit. Yes, it’s past his bedtime. And yes,” Jason cocks his gun, “you both will be getting out of my apartment. right now. Silently.”
Yeah, they guess questions can wait till tomorrow
Link to the fic :)
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z-lagorio · 3 months
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The Pistis Sophia "A good place to die." I like to think that in case those really would have been V's last moments, Johnny wanted to at least show them something beautiful before they go - because it was all he could do.
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neptune-scythe · 4 months
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We as a society do not talk enough about how Kaz Brekker, Dirtyhands himself, the Bastard of the Barrel, carved an entire underground tunnel from his club ... To his besties house
There is no explanation for this other than that he is king softy
Like just imagine how much money that would cost, and how much work. Like sure bro is rich as fuck but like be fr, there is no way he would do all that for crime and gang business, it's just not practical. Like take the surface roads it costs nothing and it's probably not that much slower
Like bro fr just wanted a secret short cut so he could drop in on his babes whenever he wants and never be seen by the masses
Got a reputation to uphold after all
Can't have the pigeons seeing Dirtyhands taking another trip to the Geldstraat to visit his favourite boys
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wispforever · 5 months
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hidan and kakuzu share thoughts on religion
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tangledinink · 1 year
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I'm Sorry, Teenage Mutant What Now? Donatello Ref Sheet!
Yayyy, now he has a proper, actual reference sheet! Also reflects a few tweaks I've made to his design since the first original pass at it. Rest of the gang forthcoming.
(also, just for fun, donnie w/o his twists--)
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faunandfloraas · 2 months
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[clowns his hyung while doing aegyo voice]
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cowardlykrow · 1 month
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"Hah, dude doesn't even know he's in my tamagotchi."
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So how badly do we think it fucks with Andrew that he agreed to stop protecting Neil a few hours before Neil was kidnapped and tortured?
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Brennan Lee Mulligan sir I am so sorry I didn’t trust you I should’ve known you would never let a teacher that shitty be a good guy 🙏
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avelera · 2 years
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I want to clarify that as much as my heart fucking breaks for Dream getting imprisoned like that there's a part of me that doesn't blame Desire one bit for wanting to take this guy down a peg because holy fuck when I went to rewatch the Hob episode and I saw Dream in the 1300s literally delighted at the idea of torturing Hob with immortality, just so he can gloat about how horrible life is, all while behaving like the worst kind of self-important goth-y edgelord towards a guy who literally does nothing to him but offer his friendship, I too am left with a desire to do whatever it takes to teach this guy some fucking manners
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muzsmoux · 1 month
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Xie Lian is perfect and none of us deserve him.
This fucking gentleman in the most literal sense of the word announced to a whole bustling main street of ghosts, ghouls, and goblins that he has DICK PROBLEMS as an excuse to why he doesn't want to hook up with the spooky prostitute who's AGGRESSIVELY coming into him, just to save her the embarrassment of being called old and undesirable.
I don't know why he was cancelled by the heavenly realm (and please don't tell me) but I'm sure as hell they got the wrong guy, agab ✌️
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cryptidpandas · 9 months
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hes like a Wet Cat
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chickenoptyrx · 5 months
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I was watching the grinch with my brother this morning and all I could think was how Broly is essentially the grinch and trunks is a lil Cindy Lou
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An annoying kid badgering some bitter loser into being slightly less of an asshole? ... yeah I can see it :Þ
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evilbeing · 6 months
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Do you see my vision do you see it
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realbeefman · 6 months
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literally drives me insane that chase and cameron were canonically fucking all over the hospital. do u think house ever watched them on the security monitors
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