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huntershowl · 1 month
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@tewwor.
❛ the only one who gets to kill you, is me. ❜ ( landing in hot with jie <3 )
❝ HA. ❞ IT'S PARTLY A LAUGH, PARTLY A WHEEZE through battered lungs and a cracked ribcage. persephone grits her teeth against the searing pain in her chest, counts silently to three, and pulls herself to her feet, leaning heavily on her rifle for support as if it were a very dangerous walking stick.
god damn. with the state of the hunters around her, you'd think it was hellhound herself that killed them. but it wasn't, because they did their homework and brought paralytic darts to the party. she fought through it for longer than expected — longer than a two-hundred-pound man would, longer than an animal — but even hellhound's force of will can't beat a strong drug, and eventually their limbs gave out. all it took was a knife to the gut and several strong kicks to the ribs to knock them down. for my brother, the man leading the group kept saying. for jamie.
god. they all blur together. she couldn't even tell you which of her victims jamie was if she tried. but this wasn't a surprising nor uncommon outcome, as many a brother and father have come after her for what she did to their families. and under the rage, under the monster, even under the mission that burns behind her eyes, something in her wanted him to finish the job.
but he didn't.
hellhound did not hear jie coming. he descended on them like a rapture, and by the time the last man was pulled off of her, the drug was already leaving her system and she was able to breathe a desperate, shuddering gasp.
now they stand lopsided, bleeding, half-draped over their rifle, and throw jie a cautious look. ❝ you here to finish the job? ❞
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willgrahamscock · 4 months
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Hey are you offended by the word bitch? I'm going to send you a hate anon, but I saw that you go by she/her and I respect women
don't let anything stop u from being a hater king
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william-snekspeare · 9 months
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conversation I have with my ferret 1000x a day
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luthienne · 5 months
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i wake up thirsty and i think of palestine. i go to the doctor’s office and i think of palestine. a sign in the corner of the waiting room says ‘this is a place of healing, disruptive behavior will not be tolerated’ and i think of palestine. they probably weren’t thinking of bombs and snipers and mass graves in parking lots. i call my parents and i think of palestine. i drive to the grocery store and i think of palestine. i look at the clear blue sky and i think of palestine. i put the dishes away and i think of palestine. i feed my cat and i think of palestine. i listen to music and i think of palestine. i read poetry and i think of palestine. i text my friends and i think of palestine. i think of palestine and i think of palestine and i think of palestine
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"taken" style action movie where a man searches for his wife. as he fights baddies in gunfights and hand-to-hand combat, it's slowly revealed that:
his wife hasn't been kidnapped
their marriage is not healthy or functional
this guy isn't rescuing his wife, he's hunting her down
his wife is a crime boss, those are her henchpeople he's fighting in a john-wick bloodbath
the tension builds until, drenched in blood, our protagonist steps forward for the final showdown. he pulls a manila envelope from his bullet-torn jacket and throws it at his wife's feet. he's just spent an entire trilogy biting & killing & maiming....all so he can deliver his shit wife her divorce papers
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brucesterling · 4 days
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*Is it true, or did Google Gemini just make it up, or did somebody just make that up about Google Gemini?
*Well, who knows; your guess is as good as Google Gemini's
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i-3at-s0ap · 15 days
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PLEASE REBLOG IF YOU VOTE!
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acrowseye · 2 months
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i'm conducting an experiment. everyone who's from an english speaking country state your country, regional area and what you call the following images. i need to see something
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thatsbelievable · 2 months
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I do. God help me I do
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jell-o101 · 8 months
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I'm ignoring the part of the internet who is going "Oh no" at this.
BUT OMG BOWSER YOU HOPELESS ROMANTIC. YOU LOVE PEACH NO MATTER WHAT SHE TURNS INTO BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Bowser really is the type to love you if you became a worm lol
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huntershowl · 1 month
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@tewwor.
❛ the first time i met you, i had no idea you'd mean this much. ❜ ( and of course litho )
❝ ... ❞
FOR ONCE, THERE IS NO QUIP TO DEFLECT LITHO'S confession. persephone is silent. from the windowsill where she sits, her pale face is stark against the black sheet of her hair. from the pallor in her cheeks blooms a faint rush of pink. as they feel their face heat, they quickly turn it toward the glass and pretend to be very interested in something outside.
dangerous. this is dangerous. and yet — 
❝ yeah, well. who could blame you. i accosted you on the street and demanded that you work for me. ❞ finally, seph collects herself enough to tilt her head back against the windowframe and glance over at lionel. candlelight bathes his face in a soft glow, and her eyes find each of the little marks on his skin that she has noticed throughout her visits; they find his eyelashes, the edges of his hair where they absorb and reflect a halo of gold.
❝ yeah, look, it — th — ❞ her throat closes up before she can form any vulnerable words. it has been like this for a long time. so persephone waits, takes several deep breaths, lets the knot in her chest unravel before trying again. ❝ likewise. ❞
it is a horrible thing, because speaking it feels like willing it into existence. it feels like damning them both. and yet. ❝ you — changed things. you make this situation complicated. ❞
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willgrahamscock · 1 month
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I noticed you haven’t been online in 10 hours, is therapy finally working?
this websites hate mail game is ruthless
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yamujiburo · 4 months
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clothes shopping!
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fuckyeahgoodomens · 3 months
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From the Neil Gaiman: Dream Dangerously 🥺❤ (you can watch it here in US or with US vpn :) <3) (or just this bit on youtube here :))
Neil Gaiman: I miss him most when I get stuck. You know, I'll just be working on something and I'll go, "Oh, this isn't quite it," and all I want to do is just call Terry, tell him what's going on and have him say, "Ah, grasshopper, the answer is there in the question." And I'd go, "Oh, for fuck's sake, Terry, just tell me."
[Terry Pratchett laughing]
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tinystepsforward · 3 months
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Matt Mullenweg is now sexually harassing Avery on Twitter for posting a selfie and the caption “too hot for tumblr”
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what the actual fuck is he doing. where those were sw accounts this is not just completely inappropriate harassment but potentially outing. so fucking far beyond what he was already doing to follow her there.
also noting that he's changed his focus since nobody thought the screenshot of the threat was valid (and i have had multiple ex-staff confirm that it's not against tos, btw). this kind of info should never be dug up and put out there by a ceo having a tantrum, christ alive
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