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willgrahamscock · 16 hours
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I reblogged your post about the old man and now i am finding at least 3 old men attractive help what have you done
This sadly doesn’t even begin to narrow down a single post I’ve made
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willgrahamscock · 17 hours
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thanks to u i just spent the money my parents left me to feed myself while they're away for 2 weeks on a new vibrator
My influence is spreading, mine hasn’t even shipped yet and my rose has decided to give up and I went acoustic style
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willgrahamscock · 19 hours
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don't look
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PERVERT!!!!!!
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willgrahamscock · 23 hours
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me when I try to communicate my feelings but I do not know how to connect feelings with words so I have to rely on emojis
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willgrahamscock · 1 day
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Imagine being a patient of Hannibal’s but you just received actual therapy and then took his advice and you’re thriving, but then it comes out that almost all his patients killed at least one person I’d start wondering what was so wrong with me that he didn’t try to harness the dark urges within me, why wasn’t I worth shaping into a furry killer or some unsettling little freak with psychosexual tendencies? I’d need extensive therapy after.
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willgrahamscock · 1 day
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free my man, he would have gotten away with it if he wasn’t gay and horrendously down bad for his narrative foil
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willgrahamscock · 2 days
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when something’s kinda rad, but not too rad
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willgrahamscock · 2 days
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Me: damn this situation I'm in sure isn't ideal, what am I gonna do about this
Suicidal Ideation Man who lives in my brain: perhaps I have a suggestion ☝️🤓
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willgrahamscock · 2 days
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oh god. oh fuck
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willgrahamscock · 2 days
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I should do blackout poetry from the book dune by frank herbert
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willgrahamscock · 2 days
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Just curious if we do have a certain “shortage”
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willgrahamscock · 2 days
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hate it when I'm eating and my stomach starts growling
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willgrahamscock · 2 days
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don't look
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PERVERT!!!!!!
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willgrahamscock · 2 days
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don't look
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willgrahamscock · 2 days
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Congrats on your Magic Wand purchase! Can I rec a wand attachment? I love my Vixen Creation's Gee Whizzard.
thank you, but I just started splitting bagels in half to make the whole bag last longer so I can't buy attachments for my pussy right now
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willgrahamscock · 2 days
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104 by Eldar Akmanaev
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willgrahamscock · 2 days
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The answer is they aren’t actually looking, it’s fake listings so that the company can claim that they’re hiring, most companies receive benefits for this 💖
Recruiters be like, how would YOU like to work RETAIL for $15/hr with your BA? just kidding we require minimum 3 years of a made up skill for this entry level job lol good luck tho
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