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Y/N: yeesh, how do the villains always seem to know where we are?
Dick: y/n did you remember to set your Twitter to private?
Y/N:
Dick: y/n you set it to private right
Y/N:
Dick: y/n
This is based off something I saw a few years ago, creds :)
#batfam#dick grayson#one shot#jason todd#damian wayne#incorrect batfamily quotes#tim drake#batfamily#batman#bruce wayne#x reader
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Y/N: I think I’m in love with Jason…
Tim:
Y/N: any thoughts?
Tim: and prayers. You’re going to need them.
#batfam#jason todd#one shot#incorrect batfamily quotes#tim drake#incorrect quotes#batfamily#red hood#red robin#poor jason#tiktok#x reader#damian wayne#dick grayson#bruce wayne#batman#nightwing#robin
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Bruce, looking at the coffee machine: so, who broke it?
Bruce: I’m not mad, I just want to know.
Dick: … I did, I broke it-
Bruce: no, no you didn’t. Jason?
Jason: don’t look at me. Look at Tim.
Tim: what? I didn’t break it.
Jason: huh. That’s weird, how’d you even know it was broken?
Tim: because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken..
Jason: suspicious.
Tim: no, it’s not.
Barbara: if it matters, probably not, but Steph was the last one to use it.
Steph, gasping: liar I don’t even drink that crap!
Barb: oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Steph: I use the wooden stirs to push back my cuticles everyone knows that, Barb!
Dick: okay, let’s not fight. I broke it, I’ll pay for it Bruce.
Bruce: no! Who broke it?!
Tim: … Bruce, Damian’s been awfully quiet-
Damian: REALLY?!
Bruce, in another room with Alfred while everyone argues: I broke it. It burnt my hand so I punched it.
AN: classic parks and rec scene >.< has anyone done this? Probably, if so creds to them too :)
#batfam#dick grayson#jason todd#one shot#incorrect batfamily quotes#barabra gordon#stephanie brown#damian wayne#tim drake#bruce wayne#batman#parks and rec#incorrect quotes#batfamily
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Y/n, preparing to meet Bruce for the first time: I know everything about him that I’m allowed to know, therefore I know exactly the type of person I need to be in order for Bruce to think I’m good enough for Dick.
Tim: that’s ridiculous, y/n, you’ll be fine. Just be yourself!
Y/n: be myself Tim? I have barely a day to win over Bruce. How long did it take for you guys to start liking me?
Barb: couple days
Jason: six months
Damian: jury’s still out.
Y/n: exactly. ‘Be myself’ what kind of stupid advice is that?
#incorrect batfamily quotes#batfam#batfam x reader#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#damian wayne#barbara gordon
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This is all I need to die happy 😩
Saw your inbox opened and I have never touched the ask button so fast in my life lol!
May I request smut scenario for Dick x fem!reader x Jason where the boys got hit by Ivy's sex pollen and fem!reader (also a hero) being a good friend *helped* them with their problems *cough* pls? And then, at the end, maybe confession of romantic feelings between them UwU? Your choice in choosing kinks!
Srroy if my English sounds weird. It's not my native language.
This reminded of of the Harley Quinn episode but more kinky.
Pairing: Dick Grayson x Fem!Reader x Jason Todd
Tags: nsfw, smut, friends to lovers, confession, threesome, sex pollen, double creampie, friendly competition, degradation, praise, dirty talk, neediness, grinding, clit stimulation
Word count: 1.1k
A/N: Definitely not something I would ever want to happen. Nope.
All three of you have been warned about the pheromones and their effects. This mission should have been over and done with quickly, but your recklessness made it a bit more... hard. For Dick and Jason in particular. They took the hit for you, they were the ones who were keeping you sandwiched between their hard bodies and hard cocks, Dick kissing your lips, Jason behind you, both of them grinding their hard cocks against you.
"Careless." Dick mumbled against your lips, his hand shoved down your pants and rubbing your pussy over your panties. "I'm sorry."
"I'm not." Jason laughed behind you, his gloved hands on your hips, his hips unapologetically grinding against you, "You're too sweet for this. Helping us out and all. But fuck... I can't say that I'm sorry. Just keep between us. I don't wanna see Dick's dick."
"Go fuck yourself." You sucked on his middle finger as soon as he put it up to Jason.
"Nah. She's doing a great of job of that. Aren't you sweetheart?" You groaned when Jason slapped your ass playfully. "Fuck. That was a nice sound. Sorry but I'm not waiting anymore. Unlike rule boy over there, I ain't gonna pretend I don't wanna fuck you." Jason's hands pushed his pants and your leggings down, his cock rubbing, gathering wetness between your pussy lips and smearing it across his cock. "Wet little pussy, all ready for me."
You were looking forward, into Dick's beautiful blue eyes but your hips bucked down against Jason. You were conflicted between the two men, you always were. Being with them felt good, having their attention felt good, now it was your turn to make them feel just as good.
"I can help you both." You whimpered as you pressed your lips against Dick's. "I can take both your cocks." You weren't so sure, just Jason's felt so thick, but you'd make them fit. They were the ones suffering.
"You're welcome to try." Jason was always so cocky when talking to you. He wanted to fuck you way before this. Dick on the other hand was more reserved.
His face was pink with blush, his eyes almost guilty as they looked at you. He wanted you too, but was afraid to say anything.
"It's okay. You- ah!" Before you could tell him anything Jason decided to be a jerk and push his cock inside you. "Jason, you fucking idiot." He laughed at your insult. You could call him any name under the sun as long as you kept taking his cock like you did. The fast slapping noises made it hard to focus but you forced yourself to.
You grabbed Dick's cheeks and pulled him in for a rough kiss. "I-"
"Don't apologize. If... if Jason gets to fuck me, then you should too." You tried to convey to him how much you wanted him too.
"Yeah, Dick. Come on, are you really gonna make a lady beg? Look at her!" Jason's barking laughter echoed loudly in your ears as you felt his hands grab your thighs and pull you up, your back leaning against his chest. You almost screamed at how deep his cock was hitting at this changed angle, his balls slapping against you with every thrust. "Bet you anything she's thought about this. She's squeezing so much, like a fucking slut. But if you don't want her then I'll use her up all on my own."
His words definitely got under his frienemy's skin. Dick pressed to your front, his cock pulsing over your clit, his hands slipping to your ass. "I can't. Not unless I say this." He leaned forward and ghosted his lips against yours. "I love you. I've always loved you, ever since I first saw you I wanted you."
"I love you too." His blush spread further as he rolled the tip of his cock over your clit and then pushed it against your already full pussy. "It's okay. It's okay, I'm gonna be okay." You were reassuring the two of them as much as yourself.
Jason's lips found your neck, leaving hard little kiss marks on it. Suppose you shouldn't neglect the man who was currently making your mind go blank. He sighed into your kiss, tongue pushing into your mouth with clamming force. Those kisses weren't nearly as forgiving as Dick's, Jason demanded you pay attention to him.
"You should hear it too. Jason, I- oh my god, oh fuuuu-!" You couldn't get a word in when Dick started fucking you too, two hard cock filling you at once, fighting for your attention, the pulsing, clenching wetness of your cunt. So Dick could be petty too. "Love you."
"The feeling is mutual." Of course Jason wasn't the best with words, with feelings. But he claimed to be the best at this. "Are two cock's enough for you? Or are you greedy for more? I wonder how many you could take? One. In. Every. Hole."
"Stop talking to her like that. She's not just some bitch you get to fuck." Dick growled at him and pulled you more towards him. "Come on baby. Tell him."
You wished you could deny what Jason said. Because you didn't want any cocks that weren't theirs. That was the truth. But you couldn't catch enough of a break between one cock and the other fucking your pussy. So you couldn't deny it. Jason laughed while Dick started you wide eyed and with his mouth parted in shock. His cock twitched inside you, his hold getting more and more possessive.
"I won't let them. No one else will fuck you. No one." You rarely saw him snap like this.
"Seems like she likes it. Maybe we need to make her see who she belongs to." And naturally Jason was encouraging this. Both men started fucking you faster, harder, your pussy filled to the limit and more. Your arms wrapped around Dick's shoulders to keep yourself grounded but Jason's arms still held your legs open. "We can do it inside right pretty girl? You want our cum in your pussy?"
"Y... Yes. Yes! Anything for you." You moaned, your hips moving on their own, no control or care, your mind swimming with pleasure. "I want your cum."
"Both our cum. At once." Dick repeated against your lips as he pushed in one final time, Jason giving it a few more good pumps, in and out, Dick's cum dripping down and soon joined by his, a torrent of warmth flooding your abused hole. Your vision went white, body boneless against Dick's, legs limp in Jason's hands as you shook and twitched. "Shit. Are you okay?"
"Holy..." Jason chuckled, "She came so hard she passed out." You groaned weakly, not enough strength in you to tell him to shut the hell up. "You did good." His lips pressed one side of your neck, the action soon mirrored on the other side by Dick. They kept kissing you until you were strong enough to move, to talk, to tell them you loved them both so much.
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Dick: I’ll take you through the whole thing. I’ll be like your guide.
Y/N: like Gandalf through Middle Earth?
Dick: okay first of all, let’s take the Lord of the Rings references and put them in a deep dark cave where no one will ever find them.
Y/N: except Smeagol. He lives in a cave.
#batfam#dick grayson#nightwing#y/n#new girl#dialogue prompt#one shot#incorrect quotes#dcu#dc universe#incorrect batfamily quotes#dick grayson x reader#batfam x reader#lotr#lord of the rings
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YN: When I said "Bring me back something from the beach" I meant, like, a seashell.
Jason, struggling to hold a seagull: Well, you didn't fucking say that.
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Y/N: We need to get through this locked door. Bruce, give me your credit card.
Bruce: Here.
Y/N, pocketing it: Thanks. Jason kick down the door.
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Hcs about batfam at the mall?
Bruce, into his comms: Let's reconvene at the food court.
Steph, working the food court: Way ahead of you.
Bruce: *spins around*
Bruce: Since when did you work here?
Steph: I got hired ten minutes ago.
Bruce: Why?
Steph: What can I say? I'm retail-coded.
Bruce: Do you know where the others are?
Steph: Buy something first and I'll tell you.
Bruce: Fine, I'll take a bag of chips.
Steph: Too bad, you're getting a pretzel. Anyway, I saw Damian riding around on one of those motorized horses and Duke's been at Game Stop since we got here. Tim needed an excuse to try stuff at Sephora so he dragged Cass along and Babs told me she's going to Barnes and Noble.
Bruce: What about Jason?
Steph: Getting another piercing.
Bruce: And Dick?
Steph, pointing to the back: I hired him after I was promoted to assistant manager five minutes ago. Hey, Dick, we need more pretzels out here!
Dick: You got it, boss!
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𝐐𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐃𝐞𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐫│𝒥𝒶𝓈𝑜𝓃 𝒯𝑜𝒹𝒹 𝓍 𝑅𝑒𝒶𝒹𝑒𝓇
❣ 𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐒: smut, one-shot, dom!Jason Todd x fem!sub!reader, car sex
❣ 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒: mature, harsh language, smut/sex
❣ 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓: 1, 182
❣ 𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑'𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄: This is my first time writing smut in 7 years :') also first tumblr post ever omg// go easy on me i beg <3
"Does it have to be right now Jay?" I whined, practically being dragged by the tall, dark-haired man down the aisles of the Gotham City Mall. Through the crowds of people passing by, my eye managed to catch a store while passing by, "Jason! Wait! You know I wanted to stop in Bath & Body! Their new Fall scents are out Jason!" I pleaded, but to no avail.
"We can come back after, darling. But this? This can't wait." He turned his head over his shoulder enough for me to catch his flustered expression, his pace quickening as we neared the front doors of the mall. I let out a huff in annoyance, following him to the parking lot.
Ten minutes earlier, I had brought Jason to a lingerie store to buy new panties, as a majority of mine had ended up ripped and torn due to a certain someone. I had taken a peak at some of the fancier get-ups, modelling them for Jason, when I managed to snag a glimpse of a certain prominent feature leaving a dent in his pants, and a very red and embarrassed face. And now, I'm getting pushed through the backseat of my car.
"Jeez, Jay, someone's excited," I chuckled, not quite sure if I was more talking about him or his friend between his legs.
My laughter was cut short as he climbed over me, smashing his lips into mine and fiddling with the button of his jeans. "Shut up, god you're such a tease y/n, you know that?" He growled in between sloppy kisses, beginning to pull his pants down over his thighs.
I smiled, wrapping my arms around his neck, knowing damn well my devious little plan had worked. I pulled away, "but Jay, we're in public, we're surrounded by cars, what if-" I was cut off by a rough hand covering my mouth.
"Exactly. All parked cars. Nobody will see, and if they do, then they've earned themselves a free show. Now, be a good girl, and do as I say, understood?" He practically stared into my soul as he made his demands. I nodded, staring back into his lust-filled eyes, "Good. That's my girl." He spoke with a dark tone.
He moved his hand, slipping his two fingers into my mouth, softly plunging them in and out while his other hand worked on pushing my skirt up above my waist. Pushing my panties to the side, he withdrew his fingers from my mouth and brought them down to my entrance, sliding up and down my folds slowly, mixing my saliva and slick all over my puffy pussy. I whined, begging for him to push his fingers in through my wetness. He let out a cocky scoff, shoving his two fingers deeply into my throbbing cunt. I let out a whimper, squeezing my eyes and throwing my head back. His fingers curled and danced inside of me, brushing and rubbing against my sweet spot, his calloused thumb circling my clit as I groaned in ecstasy.
"God, you are fucking perfect, princess," he groaned, quickening his fingers. He grabbed my chin, forcing it back up and went back in for a sloppy kiss. Moaning into his lips, I struggled under him as my orgasm neared, grabbing his arm tightly and pulling his hair. He let out a low groan, pulling away and retracting his fingers from my desperate pussy. I whined at the loss of his touch, before my panties were ripped from me and discarded to the front of the car.
'Well, back to the lingerie store after this,' I internally sighed, but my thoughts were cut off by the head of his dick rubbing against my sopping folds.
"Fuck princess... you're so wet for me, how cute," he huffed, rubbing his length against my bundle of nerves.
I whined, "please Jay.." trying to force my body closer to him.
"Yeah, that's it. Tell me what you want baby, tell me what you want daddy to do to you." He commanded, teasing his tip at my entrance, looking down at me almost as if I were his little pet to boss around.
"I.. I want you in me baby. Please, fuck me," I begged, whimpering at the emptiness inside of me. Jason released a breathy smirk, slowly sliding as much of himself as he could into me, an inch or so to spare. My mouth shot open, a squeak forcing its way out of me as I grabbed the seat for support. Jason began to slowly pump in and out, a low moan escaping his mouth as he gripped my inner thighs.
"Fuck princess, you're so fucking wet for me. Such a dirty little slut, aren't you? Submitting to my cock so easily?" He moaned again as he sped up, "fuck... you like that you pretty little slut?" He started to pound harder.
I nodded my head, "fuck- yes daddy," squeezing my eyes shut and gripping onto his arms.
He lifted my legs over his shoulders and around his neck, forcing my shirt and bra up with his free hand, "fuck baby, that's it. You're such a good girl." he began to pound into me relentlessly, his rough hands finding my tits and thumbing my nipples as he forced in and out of me.
I was a hot, moaning mess. My hands struggling to hold onto him, nails digging through his skin. My eyes rolled back and my mouth hung open lazily as I babbled nonsense mixtures of moans and pleads. No doubt the car was shaking like an earthquake from the outside, many odd noises erupting from it.
Jason reached one hand down and rubbed at my clit while his cock roughly slammed in and out of my swollen cunt, the sound of slapping skin and strings of moans and curses drowning out anything happening in the real world. "Fuck daddy.. gonna... cum!" I managed to squeak out in between hasty pants.
"Good girl. Cum for me princess, I want you to cum all over my cock you pretty little mess." He pumped harder, keeping his pace at a quick thrust. I gripped his arms, hard, letting out loud and intense moans and whines. "That's it, that's my good girl. Cum with me you little slut, just like that." My walls tightened and the long-lasting knot in my stomach exploded with bliss, stars clouding my vision as I let out my sweet release in a fit of curses and sobs. Jason groaned as he pumped his thick warm liquid deep into my cunt, slowing with each pace.
We sat silent for a moment, the sound of panting and steamy windows feeling like the only presence for a moment. Jason pulled out, pulling his pants back up over his hips. I whined at his removal but began to pull my skirt back down.
"I love you, darling," he leaned down and pecked me on the lips.
"I love you too, my sweet," I smiled and sat up
He smiled sheepishly, "alright, now let's go get you your pumpkin spice perfume or whatever."
do you guys get the title cause its like a quickie and a detour since its in a car and im funny i swear :D
I hope this was okay!! Any suggestions for prompts/characters shoot me a suggestion! <3
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