No one:
The world: *calls Chicago Windy City*
Dodge City, literally the windiest city in the world:
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okay so. Are there any fics where Nico admits to knowing Percy in The Son of Neptune?
I've found one. It was barely a single chapter and is nearly a year old. https://archiveofourown.org/works/46402042
Help. P l e a s e
I want to see this and do not have the time or energy to write it
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random people: Tolkien is better than Lewis!
Other random people: Narnia is better than Lord of the Rings!
Me and my entire family:
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a version of chronicles of narnia where those closest to the kings and queens get put into a sleep when the pevensies are brought back to their world, from which they're awoken only when their beloved four rules return, something Ă la sleeping beauty.
so the pevensie siblings return to narnia, and logically, it's been thousands of years. their closest friends, those they viewed as family, are, to their knowledge, dead, and they are completely alone now.
until peter and caspian encounter each other in the woods, and are about to get into their fight. it's the moment where peter's back is turned, and caspian has his word raised. lucy is screaming, tears in her eyes, susan and edmund are too far away to do anything, and there's a moment of chaos before caspian's strike is blocked by a larger, longer sword.
oreius, completely disgruntled and still very out of the loop, but only focusing on the fact that his king, his friend, his son, is in danger, glares daggers at caspian, not looking away for a second, even as tumnus gathers a now-relieved, sobbing lucy up in a tight hug, and edmund and susan shriek with joy upon seeing the beavers and mr. fox.
and any feeling of tension or fear immediately seeps out of peter, who drops the rock he had picked up, and stumbles to his feet and to oreius' side, being able to lean on the centaur for the first time in a year, and not have to worry about his safety or his siblings' safety. and oreius, without taking his eyes off of caspian and his followers, just puts an arm around peter.
and caspian remembers. he remembers the stories of the high kings and queens of narnia, and their beloved inner circle, and the absolutely terrifying centaur who called them sons and daughters of his heart, and he can't quite help but think about how utterly fucked he is.
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Kansas, off screen: What they don't seem to realize is that the Midwest hates the coasts equally
New York: this made up beef west coast people have with east coast people.
New York: why would I hate you all the way out in California when Jersey is right there?
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Yoda: And these two, who are?
Ezra: I'm Ezra Bridger, my master was Ka -
Ahsoka: -leb Dume. Right, Ezra? *aggressively elbowing*
Ezra: Oh, right!
Mace: ... uh-huh... *can sense the truth in his words but also what was up with that???*
Luke: I'm Luke, Luke S -
Cal and Ahsoka, v panick: STARKILLER, HE'S LUKE STARKILLER!
Mace and Yoda, who can tell that they're being lied to: ??
Luke and Ezra: ???
Luke: Anyway I got trained by Obi wan and Yoda!
Ezra: If you count a month on a swamp planet and a few days in hyperspace as training, sure.
I know you have several time travel AUs already but consider: the last (4) Jedi wind up in the Clone Wars era.
Only one of them is an actual Jedi, half of them are romantically involved with someone (maybe even with each other if you ship skybridger), another half are extremely close with one or more Mandalorians, and none of them have had more than two years of training. And somehow THEYRE the only ones left.
The council would have a conniption.
i have a LOT of thoughts about this au but as always, gotta start with the silly
(commission info // kofi support!)
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Well there is the elaboration of my being a demisexual straight cisgender Christian girl
To elaborate on my whole "token straight cisgender Christian girl" thing-
there is no elaboration
or questioning
i simply am
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happy ninjago anniversary!!! if you reblog ninjago stuff today,, tag it with #ninjago so maybe we can get it trending :00
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So, I didn't get a diagnosis because my doctor has never made any mental health diagnoses before but we both agree it's highly probable and if I decide I want meds for depression or ADHD she will prescribe them
No one:
Absolutely nobody:
Okay is this why we get diagnoses:
Me, full of feral energy, in the midst of a research high and being chaotic as all get out: Must. Know. All the things! *is focused intently on the one subject to know all the things about* *feels like I'm about to vibrate out of my skin when I hit a stall*
Also me, five seconds later being squirrelly as we leave family friends' house: wait is this what people mean when they talk about ADHD hyperfixations?
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why have Marvel vs DC when you can have Marvel and DCÂ
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Thank you, ops! Now, let's stop the fighting, please? As the last stated, both have their high and low points and it's okay to like one more than the other. I personally like b o t h.
why do i like marvel so much?
i like marvel because marvel saves the civilians. iron manâs suit can only hold two passengers? he finds a way to save them all anyway. the trainâs derailing? pietro maximoff, who has barely used his powers before, saves all those in the way. the city is about to collapse with everyone on it? s.h.i.e.l.d. comes in and saves every single one. marvel saves the people while dc would knock off all of gotham for the hell of it. dc collapses football stadiums and hangs people to prove a point. marvel saves everyone because theyâre just as important as the heroes. thatâs the real point to be proven. and thatâs why i love it so much.
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Hera:
WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?! DID YOU MENTION MY S O N?!
inspired by the âyour afternoon was already ruinedâ post
Death Star Stormtroopers: âFreeze!â
Han: (panicking, trying to come up with a lie): Woah there donât shoot, uh, you canât shoot us becauseâbecause this guy is Darth Vaderâs son! You donât want to be responsible for shooting Darth Vaderâs own flesh and bone do you?â
Luke: *glares incredulously*
Stormtroopers: âThat is the dumbest thingââ
Leia: (done at this point, absolutely done with this rescue, better than Han at lying) âExactly! Why would we tell you something so phenomenally insane if it werenât true! Why do you think Darth Vader is so obsessed with finding Rebels, huh? Call him heâll tell you!â
Luke: (also done, much better than Han at lying): âOr you could just shoot us; Iâm sure my father, Darth Vader, inventor of the lightsaber, would be thrilled to meet the men who killed his son and his sonâs friends.â *waves lightsaber arrogantly*
Stormtrooper 1: âMaybe we should call this in. I meanâheâs got a lightsaber, so thatâsâthatâs Vader stuff anyway.â
Stormtrooper 2: âare you kidding me right now?â
Leia: *shoots them while theyâre distracted*
Han: ââŚWeâre friends?â
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Tarkin: âThe rebels said what? You incompetent fool, how could you buy such an absurd stallingââ
Vader: âMyâŚsonâŚâ
Tarkin:
Tarkin: Oh fuck THIS.
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This reminds me of a song.
https://open.spotify.com/track/4nxXn27gsGi8ofMtSBSEWb?si=daBphklUREWM-8sD2qUIGQ&context=spotify%3Atrack%3A4nxXn27gsGi8ofMtSBSEWb
Andrew Peterson's one of my favorite artists and is up there with CS Lewis and JRR Tolkien in my eyes, so take this as a recommendation to check out this awesome singer/songwriter/ author
Check out the Rabbit Room, too, if you have the time, for more cool artists of all kinds.
May I have enough hope to sing in the night.
May I have faith even as my body fails me, and it feels like everything is unraveling.
May I have the strength to hold on even if the healing never comes in this lifetime.
Even when the sun goes down, even when clouds blot out the moon and stars, may the Fire I carry, given to me by the One who made all light, be a lamp unto my feet and a light unto my path.
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Oh gosh y e s.
This is perfect and I shall have to write up some cryptid Batfam angsting and terrifying the JL tomorrow
idea: batman and the robins never acknowledge that there have been different robins. like they all act that there's only been one and that they're the same person basically.
Justice League who's used to teen dick not kid jason: who is this child?
Batman: what do you mean, it's robin.
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Batman and Tim walking through the watchtower:
Justice League who remembers robin literally dying: ...*side eye*...
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Flash: batman⌠who is this?
Batman: robin. youâve met before. several times.
Flash: no, i met a black haired boy. this is a blonde girl!
Batman: her name is robin
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Superman: it's time for you to explain. where are you getting all these children?
Batman: i have no idea what you're talking about.
Superman *pointing to damian*: who is this kid?!
Damian: i'm robin. i'm offended you would even ask that? don't you remember *proceeds to recite a story dick told him of his robin days*
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Hey :)
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Random rant here, but anyway -
You know how in MHA genderbend fics they give Izuku Midoriya a different name, usually Izumi or something? I loathe that.
Why? Well, you know how he's the ninth user of One for All? The ku in his name is nine. Each of the One for All wielders has their number somewhere in their name.
But enter any genderbend fic? Goodbye number! I have yet to find a genderbend fic where they kept the ku in the name.
Another note that fic users should use sometime: when the OFA users call Izuku Nine they're probably calling him Ku, which is adorable as all get out.
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