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To Protect Your Eyes [C!Philza + C!Mumza]
The sunset was waiting for them both, across a rocky, short, and uneven cliffside. Waves beat into sand with large foam fists across the bottom of the rock, as if trying to reach the two at the top.
“Are you feeling well?” A loud and higher voice asked. Looking up, a winged man held a hand to his forehead to look his partner in her eyes. Philza ruffled his wings and tried to use them as a shield instead, but they couldn’t reach.
“Uh, feeling as well as always, why?” He called. The giant motioned to her veiled eyes, “You’re squinting.”
Philza pointed with his wing to the skies, “The sun, ‘t’s in my eyes.”
The goddess sat on the edge of the cliff, and her feet just touched the sand, “You could have said.”
“You did not ask.” He smiled, and the goddess looked away to a growing birch.
Her hand went over it, making the tree shrink away and shiver with cold. The leaves drifted up and away from the branches and flew like wind around her fingers. The tree ripped from the ground and split into many sticks.
The white bark melted with greenery into soft material, then folding into the shape of a green-and-white wide-brimmed hat.
It looked like a bead in her hand, but as she handed it to Phil, it looked just his size. He could see her smile behind the veil, “Humans are brittle, even you need to squint to see the sun.”
Philza huffed in a joking manner, “I’m not weaker than any other winged man.”
The goddess failed to look at him now, “There are no winged men left to compare, save the one red architect across the seas.” She told him with a remorseful face.
He put the hat gently across his head, “He’s recluse to anyone outside of his shut-in group. A load of hermits, I think.” He laughed before he caught his partner’s expression.
“I didn’t know the gods had such fashion sense.” He tested. The giant was brought out of her thought and looked down at him, “Just me.” She joked.
“It does keep the sky out of my eyes.”
“That is why I made it. And it matches your robes, down to the shade.”
hello! so uh i know the picture is bad and i gave up on the shading but i have a bunch of projects to do so I couldn’t really finish it as slowly and take my time like i wanted lol. anyways this was good writing practice ig, i dont usually write short stories lol
#philza#mumza#philza and mumza#c!philza#c!mumza#dsmp#dream smp#fanfic#short story#dsmp fanfic#hermitcraft supremacy#fanart#philza fanart#dsmp fanart
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who-
who... guys who tf is madison???? Who are they???? why do all of the gif! dsmp members know madison???? what has madison done????
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joeynoth my beloved
/lh /lh /lh
!! PROGRESS !!
#empires smp#empiressmp#empires#fanart#empires fanart#joey#joey graceffa#mcyt#comic#i usually watch from shubbles pov#but i still think the joey-xornoth thing is hilarious#xornoth
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anyways my teachers are calling me my preferred name this year :D
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yall shouldnt be surprised when i can give you a dictionary length book full of just story titles of mlm stories written by cis straight women ive seen not looking for them, but can count on my hands and toes all of the (male character) x male reader stories ive found while looking for them.
its all fun and games until i also tell you, hey, theres even less (girl character) x girl readers, or just wlw stories at all. It’s starting to sound a lot like fetishization.
im not saying you cant write mlm stories as a cis straight woman- obviously not. part of being a writer is writing stories far from your own personal experience. It’s just like what we call bad representation. those people (very flamboyent gay men specifically) do exist, but they are the only gay men every shown because they fit comfortably into hetero-safe stereoypes.
if you only write mlm stories, and youre not an mlm yourself, and you always have the same heteronormative dynamic (one uwu twink sassy girlboss and the alpha badboy in detention who coUldNt bE gAY, hE plAyS FoOtbAlL anD hAz MeAn GiRlFwIeND- but thats all an act? like geez, just say ur biphobic and ask random gay men to be ur gay best friend??) it just starts to lead me to the conclusion you dont have the queer community in your best interest.
honestly, the fetishization is disgusting. it reinforces already harmful stereotypes. Also, I have never, and I mean NEVER- found a mlm story about a trans man in love with another man that wasnt practically porn without plot, save for one kiribaku fic that i wish i could find again. That definitely does not put us trans men in a wonderful light. we are not to be sexualized for our bodies, and neither us nor mlm should be fetishized for loving.
if youre unsure you can accurately write a queer love story accurately, do not do it. if youre worried at all it will come off bad on the lgbtqia+ community, do not do it. it will not hurt you if it’s bad rep, but it will hurt us.
are you good at writing queer romance as a straight person but notice that you have an odd amount of mlm & straight romance and an abandoned desert for wlw or trans/nonbinary love stories? write some! we really need it!
also, there are not enough people of color in stories in general. i notice that a lot of the time, they’re shoved off as one of the side characters- at most, a best friend. why? well, we know why, its racism, but why in my fanfiction. like, this fanfiction was so good, until i realized every single character was described as a western/eurapean with white skin, when, listen, this is an anime and they’re all japanese, jessica. although it’s not something i can speak in depth about as a very white pasty mf, it’s something ive definately noticed and its very annoying tbh. all these mcs look the same. give me some actual people please.
speaking of actual people!
why are there no chubby mcs? ever? like wtf? i get it, skinny people aesthetic or whatever, but it’s actually so frustrating when every character is a size 0 and an unrealistic representation of average people, despite usually starting out as ‘average’. I’d like to feel good about my stomach instead of comparing it to a paragraph in a fanfiction.
finally, ive gotten to something good!
wlw stories are finally getting as mainstream as mlm! not there yet, but it makes me smile every time i see a wlw story on my feed cuz it means were getting there :)
all-in-all, this is the reason I stopped reading fanfiction regularly a while ago.
this time two-five years ago, you couldn’t pull me away from the fanfiction. I would read main characters (women) who were only ever ‘tomboy’ enough to fall into a safe view of heteronormativity that I held. I’d never even seen the word transgender until middle school- and because my entire life I was conditioned to believe that that stuff was weird or gross, I rejected it hard.
It took me years to get to where I am, and it was a huge struggle. Not that this is one fanfiction/story writer’s fault. This is an entire community’s fault. I just dont want the next generation of queer, chubby, or poc kids to think they’re weird or lesser than like I did. If it’s something I can help to stop, I will.
So, if I ever write an original story, or original characters into a fic, you bet your ass its gonna be the most realistic representation of the real world i can get into a story. now, fuck jk rowling, and have a good night. au revoir, bitches.
#fanfic#wattpad#representation#writers#ocs#oc#make your stories diverse damnit#kiribaku did it fine#why cant you#trans#transgender#mlm#dont fetishize gay people#wlw#nonbinary#nonbinary representation#queer representation#poc representation#poc#fanfiction discourse
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so hypothetically speaking, if i wanted to lay down and simply stare at the ceiling for years, letting my mind wander in peaceful fantasy- how would i incapacitate myself to that extent?
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can i block the phrase ‘dream is a top’ yet? youd be fckin surprised how often i see that when im tryna have my morning monster
#god damnit#you heathens#im a child#and my poor innocent eyes have been sieged with war#its always dnf too#dont get me#STARTED#on karlnapity#or just karlnap#yall nasty#and i just want to rest#fckin#mcyt#stans#i hate all of you#and myself#because i too am a stan#just not like you#now go touch some grass
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his acc name is destielshipper_xXx_69
i feel obligated to point out that destiel has only reached 100k fics on ao3 if you're logged into an account....
PLUS the 'favourite tag' option is only there if you're logged in
are you all seeing this???? heller king misha has an ao3 account y'all i bet he wrote the 100 000th fic
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im willing to bet wattpads not there cuz its the reason youre having a bad day smh my head
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do yall remember fack? finn wolfhard/jack dylan grazer? yknow, about the children actors? yeah me neither, i erased that shit from my memory for my own sanity.
PLEASE 👏 WRITE 👏 FANFICS 👏 ABOUT 👏 CHARACTERS 👏 NOT 👏 ACTORS/ACTRESSES 👏
#it#it2017#finn wolfhard#jack dylan grazer#god i hated that shit#it was truly the worst thing ever#im just now realizing how terrible that stuff was
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a humble reminder
im here to take the fall to remind you that we aLL had cringy wattpad fics in middle school. just cuz yoU unpublish them, doesnt mean they’re not still in your drafts. waiting. im looking at you. yeah, you. i dont care hOw good your fics are now. we all had these.
#old fanfic#cringe#oh god im already regretting this post#exposing your dumb ass#middle school self#wattpad#wattpad fanfic#old fics#ah shit#i hate looking at these again#lmao
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my reaction images
putting these here because i fully expect my computer to break and lose everything i dont upload
#all of these are important#i use all of these#on a daily basis#dont ask questions#you dont want the answer to#bnha#mcyt#reaction images#rections#sanders sides
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yoink i stole it its mine now and i will be using that thx
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ive been scrolling for fifteen minutes and im still on the same post about a kpop band member i dont know because ive never listened to kpop before of my own accord. i think i may need to go to kpop academy so that at the very least i can understand why this short fic is hyper-fixating on how they headcanon he likes having his hair played with and how he falls asleep after movies after five minutes
#if#you#can#find#out#which#kpop#guy#this#is#u#earn#my#whole#respect#but#i#will#not#tell#yeww#more#than#that#it#was#a#very#long#fanfic
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fuck
just found out 1% of my readers are over 45 according to my wattpad stats. the fuck am i supposed to do? give them a senior’s discount?
#i guess i gotto respect my elders#dunno who over 45 is watching dsmp but whatever#you do you#im sure your grandkids are proud or whatevs#mcyt#fanfic#wattpad#bnha#wattpad fanfic#tommyinnit#dream smp#dsmp#dream smp fanfiction#fanfiction#ao3
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relatable comedy doesnt make me laugh, it simply makes me stop sobbing into my Walmart quality taco and press a heart shaped button on my smugged screen like a conditioned drone.
#yeah this is a qaulity post#wait#does this technically fall under#relatable comedy#because if so#im fucked#oh god#the drone#the drone instincts#theyre bubbling up#shit
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ao3 only stops being in beta when destiel fics hit 1 million
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