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goodluckclove · 10 days

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Update: Wife wants me to pick up another Pizza Week Pizza for dinner. RIP.

#personal #im fucked #bye guys i lived a life

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ruskaroma · 1 year

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IM BACK ABOUT THAT STEPDAD!JPHN WICK...

BITCH YOU NEED TO STOP OH MY GOD YOU NEED TO STOP MAKING ME HORNY EVERY NIGHT WITH YOUR ASKS THIS IS NOT OKAY.

anyways YES.

i have a veryyyy uhm, taboo yet sexy scenario.

You were fifteen when you first met John. Your mother’s boyfriend, as she had introduced. At the time, you didn’t exactly know what to feel about having another man around the house.

Your father left the two of you, you have a very bad case of daddy issues, and you didn’t quite trust John yet.

You thought he was good looking though, no wonder your mother picked him. John was also nice, helping around chores and making awesome dinners. He will buy you things, take you out on a stepdad/stepdaughter bonding time, spoils the fuck out of you that you straight up forgot about your old dad.

You were nineteen when the realization finally started to dawn into you.

You have a crush on your stepfather.

It’s shameful and so... fucking wrong. You’d just got out of puberty, you aren’t as innocent as John thinks you are.

You’d fantasize about him late at night, grinding your little pussy against your stuffed toys wishing it was his tongue, rubbing his beard against your thighs and calling you his “sweet little girl”.

It’s fucking wrong.

He basically raised you, and here you are imagining about fucking him – but it’s hard not to.

Not when John still treats you like the little girl he used to know. He still spoils you stuff, makes you sit on his lap when you’re feeling sad, rests his large hand on your thighs absentmindedly because for god’s sake, he is your father !

You shouldn’t think about him this way. You shouldn’t try to get into your stepfather’s pants when your mother is already sleeping in her room.

But when he’s looking at you like this, sitting on his lap and not so subtly grinding your ass against his cock through his pants, what the fuck are you supposed to do?

Face emotionless, but his eyes tell a thousand words.

“I know what you’re doing, sweet girl. I say you stop now before I do something I’ll surely regret later.”

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ducksaresuperior · 2 months

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I want the time back but not the thoughts, for they gave me lines of poetry you'd never compare to.

I want the tears back but not the lesson, for they gave me pages of introspection you'd never be able to achieve.

I want the overthinking back but not the drawls, for it gave me passages of comfort you'd never be able to give.

I want the happiness back but not the old me, for it gave me a better shield towards life I hope you never get.

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devotedlydarkcrown · 8 months

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Me: enjoying a nice, quiet, relaxing day at the fandom. Peaceful. Quiet. Everything's well. :)

Jere:

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#käärijä #im fucked #also cannot recall where the gifs from please do tell

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jestroer · 3 months

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Now I'm thinking who to watch for this season and I can't even make myself to drop anyone to get the count at least below 10. 13 it is.....

#i shouldn't be allowed to watch Hermitcraft #god i forgot i would also like to watch xisuma......#maybe 14...#im fucked

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swampy-milk · 6 months

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Beat Signalis.

Promise ending.

I can't take it.

#signalis #im fucked

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pure-vessel-thoughts · 5 months

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I THINK FATHER FOUND OUT I CAN THINK-

#hollow knight incorrect quotes #hollow knight #pure vessel thoughts #pure vessel #im fucked

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sharkbeneaththelotus · 10 months

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I think Xiaoge should Collect Things after the Ten years.

Really small things. Like shiny acorns and snail shells. Good Rocks.

Adds them to the key bowl in Yu Cun, quietly, until one day it's too full, and Pangzi finds him a wooden trough, carved out of a single log and carved to the same silky gloss as the acorns. And they put that in the side table, behind the key bowl, and it slowly fills up with Nice Things that deliberately and categorically have no meaning at all.

Because the only meaning in Xiaoge's long life has been things other people imposed on him, and he's decided that life is for enjoying things. No matter how small.

#im fucked #hes so #HES A SMALL THING TOO HE RELATES TO THE ACORNS #hei xiazi would try to put xh in the bowl as a joke #“you're small，and i like you #hahahha

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calkale · 2 months

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we're so not back (cant draw mav)

#IM FUCKED #THATS MY LIVELIEHOOD #i will get it back but fuuuuuck

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proshippers-against-censorship · 1 month

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more wild censorship news

Parents can sue creators or fans who post adult content to Twitter and Reddit, say legislators behind Alaska's AB254 age-verification law, arguing a child might see it. They exempt Twitter itself from liability as well as "some Joe from Russia" who they'll never catch.

they are specifically targeting PEOPLE, not WEBSITES, and they target anyone who either posts AV’s, adult content or just lgbtq stuff

and unfortunately this isn’t just limited to Alaska

Oh no.

#im fucked #proshippers against censorship #jackal barks #proship please interact #proship positivity #proship #proshipping #proshipper #proshippers please interact #proshipper safe #anti anti #ask #asks

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bunarii · 12 days

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who needs a gorgeous man to kiss when you can watch 2 gorgeous men make out instead

#hualian #ghoap #im fucked #tgcf #cod mw2

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ducksaresuperior · 1 month

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at this point I don't even know why I try. its practically impossible hold a conversation with someone who doesn't want to text first. am i the one at advantage or you?

philosophy or emo poetry works wonders when the person you show it to is the muse. but they'll never no.

you see, a poet never writes and tells.

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(not the best work, in a slight writing slump.)