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Tim: Do you think that if I fixed a problem I created, Bruce would finally lift my Bat Computer ban because I took responsibility and cleaned up my own mess?
Jason: Hold on- in this hypothetical scenario, are you purposely creating a problem just so you can fix it and impress Bruce?
Tim:
Jason: Tim-
Tim: He doesn’t need to know about that part
#tim drake is a menace#tim drake#jason todd#it’s up to you to decide why he was banned from the bat computer#i think he didn’t do a good enough job hiding his most recent body#batman incorrect quotes#batman#incorrectquotes
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Steve: Babe, what would you do if I was choking?
Eddie: I would pull out two inches and say I was sorry.
Robin [Slamming her hands on the table getting up and leaving]: One dinner!!! All I wanted was to have one peaceful Fucking dinner!!!
#steddie brainrot#steve harrington my beloved#eddie munson#robin buckley#stranger things incorrect quotes#incorrectquotes
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Tim: I’ve accidentally indulged in to much ‘me time’
Tim: Turns out, I’ve been reported missing for six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities.
Tim:
Tim: I hope they make a Buzz Feed about me.
#batman incorrect quotes#tim drake#inccorect quotes#batfam#dc universe#batman#incorrectquotes#incorrect tim drake quotes
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Tim, in deep thought and talking out loud: It’s always a shame when they preserve the bodies Instead of letting them decompose and become the mud we walk on until nothing but those shiny little bones are left.
Steph, absolutely unfazed, completely used to her ex boyfriend’s shenanigans: Sure is. So, do you have any eights?
Everyone else at family game night:
#timmy my boy#tim drake#stephanie brown#batman incorrect quotes#inccorect quotes#batfam#dc universe#batman#incorrectquotes
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Kon: “I think I’m in love with you.”
Tim, crouched on top of the counter and shoveling cereal, with red bull instead of milk, straight into his mouth.
Tim: “Damn man, you really need better standards.”
#timkon#tim drake#my favorite little creature#kon el kent#conner kent#batman incorrect quotes#inccorect quotes#dc universe#batman#dc comics
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[After Jack Drake’s death]
Tim: What can you give me for 50 bucks or less?
Funeral Director: A cardboard refrigerator box and a gallon of gasoline in our parking lot outback.
Tim: I’ll take that one.
Funeral Director: No love lost, huh?
Tim: It was an eventful childhood.
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Tim: I am tough. I am a big strong man. I am manly. Nothing can upset me. I have survived the worst. Nothing can hurt me anymore.
Steph: …Your eyeliner is uneven
Tim, in tears: Bruce! the mean lady insulted me!
#tim drake is a menace#batman incorrect quotes#tim drake#bisexual tim drake#I mean when is he not?#stephanie brown#bruce wayne#inccorect quotes#batfam#batman#incorrectquotes
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I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.
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I just hit 400 comments on my account and I just really wanted to share it bc I’m very proud even if it’s not a massive number!
Also my multi chapter WIP just hit 40k words and I did a happy dance!
#Ao3 fanfic#Ao3 Author#the Ao3 tags looking like ao3 makes me uncomfy#Ao3 stuff#harry potter fanfiction#creepypasta fanfic
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Me, smoking a cigar and holding a shotgun: *gruff voice* It’s been thirty days since I’ve last hade hope, thirty long days since Ao3 went down for maintenance , and took the world down with it.
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Eyeless Jack and his favorite little crow!
Says The Spider To The Fly.
[Image description: Eyeless Jack the cannibal is holding Harry on his shoulders. Harry is smiling and holding on to E.J’s neck. The wall behind the two is covered by a Slenderman symbol painted in blood and the floor is stained red]
#harry potter fanfiction#harry potter#eyeless jack#creepy pasta fanfiction#creepypasta#horror#gore#horror writing#found family#found father
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Fan Art for Says The Spider To The Fly by The_Bees_Want_Arson (aka me) on Ao3.
#harry potter#creepypasta#harry potter fanfiction#creepy pasta fanfiction#jeff the killer#eyeless jack#laughing jack#sally williams#smile dog#slenderman#ben drowned#ticci toby#fanart#digital drawing
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Bruce: Why are you like this?
Tim: Because I have the survival skills of a suicide bomber.
Jason: Jesus Christ, just go to therapy already!
Tim: I’ll have you know, that I am completely fine, nothing wrong at all.
#tim was dragged to his new therapists office the very next day#it was like watching a cat be taken to the vet#multiple people got scratched#batman incorrect quotes#tim drake#inccorect quotes#jason todd#batfam#bruce wayne#dc universe#batman#incorrectquotes
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Rossi: I want to be a father one day.
JJ: But you already are.
Rossi: Reid isn’t my son.
Later
Spencer: *writing in his diary* Dear diary, today I was disowned by my own father..
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Tim: This is such a bad idea…
Jason: Then why are you coming along?
Tim: Because one of us needs to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
#batman incorrect quotes#inccorect quotes#tim drake#jason todd#batfam#dc universe#incorrectquotes#batman
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Jason: Tim! Get in here!
Tim: what do you want?
Jason: As much as it pains me to say this, Dick and I need help on a mission-
Tim: Oh god, it’s not another undercover farm mission, is it?
Dick: What? N-
Tim, tearing up: Don’t send me to another farm, the last one I did was like being in Children of the Corn.
Dick and Jason:
Tim, whispering: I thought they were going to hoe me in my sleep.
#there’s only so many creepy children Tim can handle#especially as a former creepy child tm#batman incorrect quotes#inccorect quotes#batfam#tim drake#dick grayson#jason todd#dc universe#batman#incorrectquotes
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