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my brain wasn't braining for a minute - i thought this was a literal Spanish dancer (a dancer who is also Spanish) and i cannot describe the confusion that coursed through my veins for those 60 seconds where i tried to locate her arms and legs and figure out if this dress obeyed the laws of physics
Spanish Dancer (SOURCE)
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eating a chunk of bread the size of a fist to launch myself 500 years in the past and experience tudor britain and understand the pain my ancestors went though
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Cass's arianda grande pose is *chefs kiss*
Okay this panel is really fun.
#tim drake#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#bruce wayne#damian wayne#duke thomas#jason todd#batfam#batman#robin#red hood#batgirl#the signal#steph using choc chips as a garnish instead of in the pancakes#cass and duke just vibing in the background#etc#tuesday spoilers
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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????
I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.
Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?
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Someone tell me where the hell jingyi came from because all I'm getting is he's vaguely part of the Lan clan and his parents are fridged. Did he grow up in Gusu or did he just show up one day and claim his birthright to be Wei wuxian 2.0.
#please hes my favourite character#i think itd be pretty funny if lan jingyi was a transmigrator like shen yuan#and was in a whole different genre to everone else#Jin ling: oh fuck a fierce corpse#lan jingyi: HOLY FUCK THATS A FEIRCE CORPSE#honestly that'd explain so much#lan jingyi#mdzs
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Take your headphones off and put this to full volume. Bless everyone in the vicinity with this sound today. 💖💕 Share the love
I promise the noise this person makes as they fly past me into the abyss is worth turning your sound on for
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Are you telling me that they change from state to state???????
it is literally almost 2am and im sitting here being scared of the united states like what the fuck there are so many people there!!!!! and they're all just speaking with their american accent like hello??? how do you not just laugh all the time. americans wake up and go to their american jobs and american schools that's so fucking weird. i imagine it as a fake place because it's where everywhere on tv is.
#i guess it becomes more prominent if you live there#im australian and im pretty sure everyone soinds the same#in england (where i live rn) accent varies a lot more but im terrible at figuring out what does where
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#as an australian i can proudly say that going home is the best eperience ive ever had with a beach#beaches always equal#PE class#Sunburn#sea mites#jelly fish#sand in places sand shouldnt be#or salt up your nose#tumblr poll#polls#tumblr polls#poll#beach#vacation#general polls#but in all honesty i have a phobia of sea/lakes so#surf life saving in secondary school made me cry#watching the shark alarm go off was also pretty fun
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I'm a DM in training gimme NPC names that are either subtle dick jokes or puns. (i.e. Richard Ryder)
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@yjcorefourenjoyer dw I gotchu
Reblogging would be a great help, but don’t feel pressured to
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she young on my justice until i
#young just us#young justice#kon el kent#superboy#bart allen#impulse#tim drake#red robin#young justice 1998#THEIR GLASSES MATCH!!!!!#AND I LOVE THEIR STYLES
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Cale Henituse wishes he has what Nie Huaisang has.
#mdzs#totcf#mo dao zu shi#trash of the count's family#cale henituse#nie huaisang#nhs really living that slacker life
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unfortunately you're right and i hate it
“who’s taylor swift for men?”
this mf:
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headcanon: James Potter thought that Sirius and Remus were an item and didn't know the semantics of God-fatherly-hood and just thought Remus would Harry's godfather as well.
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internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content
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