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I should have seen this coming...
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It’s funny, as a player character, to ask your fellow players to make a check. Want a character you’re hanging out with to notice your cool new coat? “How about you make me a perception check”. Costs you nothing. Cuck your DM. You’re in my world now.
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Eddie showing up in Season 4 like:
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sparkdew-dnd · 5 months
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Today I attempted to use artificial intelligence to beat my writers block and it was not entirely successful
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dnd-prompt-s · 1 year
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thechekhov · 4 months
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Can you share more funny moments from your DnD campaign please
I’ll do you one better.
For context: This happened during our Curse of Strahd game, which is now leaning into Homebrew territory because my players refuse to go to Ravenloft. 
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Not pictured: The unicorn, immediately after taking falling damage, also got electrocuted into oblivion because one of the players is cursed, courtesy of the Amber Temple. 
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Needless to say, I was thrilled concerned about how much I packed into the dungeon crawl to wear them down, only to realize they were fully capable of doing it themselves. 
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not-a-crow-in-a-hat · 6 months
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chalkbird · 6 months
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brennan was like alright i will dm for critical role but im bringing my emotional support lou wilson
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faethable · 17 days
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that part of fantasy high where all the bad kids are around fabian’s computer, and someone accuses him of looking at porn, and brennan without hesitation starts roleplaying piratey sex noises. that is peak dungeon master right there
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crayfishcoffee · 18 days
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How it feels.
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lonemapper · 7 months
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Dead Titan Pass - Battlemap - 32х44
Download the full resolution image of this map at my Patreon, as well as alternate overcast, sunny, night, rain, autumn and winter variations!
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wonderfullyblandd · 3 months
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Forever a simp for Dungeon Master Eddie
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unnerd · 4 months
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Dumb NPC ideas to use when your players decide to explore that town you didn't prepare anything for
A scholar that is clearly lost, however you're not sure how he is someone important at all. It even looks like he's glad that he didn't manage to arrive at the event on time.
An old lady (of a race that has a long lifespan), that knows a little way to much about the party's adventure... She doesn't spends much time talking about it though, do you want to buy her pots?
A kid. Just a kid. Make them annoying.
A knight that is very proud about their job and duty, but they just want their shift to end so they can go home to their wife.
A merchant that has a cart in the middle of the fair, however everytime the party goes to another shop or stand he pops up from behind the counter. Turns out the town doesn't receive many merchants so he has to supply all of their needs. He's stressed.
A teen dragon that discovered how to transform into a human, problem is they definitely look 30 but they still are just a teenager, and a moody one.
A shop owner that fucking hates commerce. She's in it because of her family, so she tries to sell the goodies pratically for free and she really wants you to take all of her items. The catch? It's a feather shop. Not magic feathers, not pens, just normal feathers. Probably from a bird that died that morning.
A janitor from a library or big shop that is just too aware of everything. Like, they point out the players class or race without barely batting an eye. They comment on how they "had never seen a chaotic good one in real life". And indirectly disses the players choices they made 2 sessions ago? (Basically a character for the dm to rant a little while not completely breaking the 4th wall)
A woman in her mid-40s (or the equivalent) that is just really excited to meet the party? Her dream was to be an adventurer when she was little so she is definitely asking some weird questions.
A blacksmith that makes weapons purely for the aesthetic. He really doesn't care if it's functional or not, he's just doing cause it looks cool.
A bard that got kicked out of their band or caravan. At first you don't know why but after their 3rd performance of a one-person musical you get it. He wants to stick with the party though. Good luck.
A doggie!! It's cute!! And fluffy!! And it talks!! And it talks? A DOG THAT TALKS!!!!
The most ripped person the party has ever met, they have tons of skulls of big animals on their shoulder. They polish them. They hang them on a wall and start to take notes. They are an archeologist.
A magician that is really not magic at all, he's just so good at card tricks that the town thinks he's a sorcerer. He's freaking out.
A girl that is immune to all kinds of poison, however that is making a little bit hard for her to pursue her cooking career. Apparently poison ivy is not a good seasoning for most people.
An artist that is just really calm and friendly but everyone's afraid of them. The party has no idea why.
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latenight-dnd · 1 year
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“There is no winner in dnd” you are so wrong it’s laughable, the winner is whoever can make the dm create the most new rules
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