What if I don't get a man who calls me 'love', has a soft spot for fashion, loves to pet stray dogs, has green eyes, is blonde, an intellectual, speaks 7 languages, unalive anyone who disrespects me and is named Aaron Warner. What if....

the amount of times aaron calls juliette “love” is going to be the death of me.

Reya demanding of Ava that she kneels in front of the one she is loyal to.

Ava dropping on her knees, head bowed, in front of Beatrice.

Have a good night.

sometimes I think of all the on-the-surface warm, well-meaning but deeply ineffectual advice and attention john gives harrow through harrow the ninth (make some soup and get some sleep! get a hobby! don't be so hard on yourself! self care harrow! as long as I need take no actual responsibility in this relationship whatsoever I would have loved to be your dad!) set up against the stark truth that with his other hand he has been staging her attempted horrific murder again and again and again like a living nightmare on the logic that it will 'put her down or fix her'. and then I find that I wish there is a hell. a special hell where twitch streamers turned necromantic death emperors go

Wanted to get back to these two 😭❤️ it’s been a while (the kung lao hyperfixation put its hands on me bro, there was nothing i could do)

Also late merry christmas and happy hanukkah! Hope yall had a great one! ☺️❤️✨🫶

"So what's the weirdest possible first (second) impression Loop could make on the party in postcanon?" "Yeah, that, probably."

+ Bonus

theyre just standing there in direct party order while this happens. normal tuesday.

persona misogyny is so fucking wild. ignoring literally everything else about the entire rest of the games, every single s.link with a female character is like “entirely for having been born a woman i have had to work twice as hard for a fraction of the benefit. even now, i am stripped of my agency in a position i never wanted in the first place” and/or “i’m put on a pedestal by the people in my life because of my looks. men see me as an object to be conquered, women hate me for ‘stealing’ ‘their’ men. if i’m withdrawn i’m a bitch, if i’m friendly i’m easy. because of this, i’m alone” and/or “because of my personality or hobby or lack of cooking skills, i feel like i’m failing at femininity. if being a woman is something i can fail at, then where does that leave me? i’m scared at the loss of my identity and place in society”

like very consistently they present female characters with complex thoughts towards their place in society as women, femininity as a whole, and facing issues stemming from misogyny, and then the payoff is always “my problems were entirely my own fault. i wasn’t strong enough, i was a coward. but now, i’m gonna work hard to be exactly what society expects me to be (which is what i want to be)! i’m gonna do better at femininity (which is still something tangible i can fail at)! i’m going to try hard at making friends (which was my fault for not doing)! all my problems are solved through personal responsibility (that im totally culpable for), effort (which i previously was not putting in), or you, a man! i am Happy and Satisfied with this outcome, can i be Your woman?”

and like hello? why are we here. what the fuck are we doing. why do we keep doing this every single time. can we not do the constant lukewarm attempts at criticizing misogyny so you can jerk off to your own thoughtfulness, while ultimately reinforcing patriarchal systems and brushing off any deeper misogyny-bred issues as a lack of deference to one’s rightful place in society? like maybe don’t do that? for fucking once? just an idea

If Aaron Warner, the chief commander of Sector 45 had the time to read and memorize every single word written in the journal of the girl he loved, then these real men can definitely make time for you. So, people DO.NOT.SETTLE.FOR.LESS.

Daily reminder:

« A thing of secret, lovely beauty »

is about GWYNETH BERDARA,

NOT Elain.

Feyre: Lucien once said to me "If I offer you the moon on a string, will you give me a kiss, too?" Isn't that funny HAHAHA fun times

Elain's honest reaction:

When Clockwork told Danny to round up all the speeders, he thought it would be a quick errand. But then he stuck around. He couldn't help it ok? He had never been a witness to one of CW's tongue lashings. Only the receiver. That's why he wanted to listen to Clockwork chew these speeders out for their misuse of the speed force.

It's also why he was still around when Clockwork said "In order to help you manage your speed more, King Phantom will be teaching you."

Wait.....WHAT!?

i think we let Terra’s whip keyblade go too quickly. that thing is insanely cool

Batmanbowl and the prize is Battinson's adoption papers.

Battle for the cowl but it's every young hero fighting to have Bruce as their dad, and he's very confused. " No, you shouldn't want that. Look at all the destruction I've caused."

Jason isn't the type to share, neither pre or post mortem. " Yeah, you heard him, so why don't you marry band of bitchless posers floor it,--"

Rose Wilson raises a brow, "Oh, I know HE didn't call me bitchless, "

Dick softly whispering to Jason, " Bad move. It's okay, but Christ above, your Twitter fangirls don't count."

" Jason, do I look like a tree to you? Then why are you barking so fucking loud?"

"Terry, if you don't remove your ass breath from my face,--"

" Oh, you'll what? Call me a dork and steal my lunch money? You look like you need it."

Damian is beyond miffed Jon is there, " Why are you even here? You have a perfectly stable father!"

"Okay, one; My pa is as stable as a tea kettle left on the stove for 5 days. Two; I just really want Batman as a dad. I mean, sucks to be Jay, but I'm different. "

"IS IT SHIT ON JASON DAY AND NO ONE TOLD ME?"

"Jason, we've read your comics. Everyday is shit on Jason day."

Tim looks at Bernard with watery betrayel, " Not you, too..."

"Sorry, babe. I have to see if he's a cryptid or not! But he really grows on you."

Seeing "proship dni" (or the variety of rude variations that folks think are cute/clever *sigh*) in controversial communities, attached to dead dove content, or on selfship posts makes my head spin every damn time

my brother in christ, who else is gonna stick up for you? the antis? lol. lmao, even.

On the rare occasions when Hob is actually mad at Dream— he refuses to sleep. Coffee, energy drinks and the God forsaken awakeness pills? All fair game. If he has to inject caffeine directly into his vein, he would. Hob doesn't often get mad, but when he does, he likes to make a point. Dream and Hob match in more than one ways, really, they do. And so it is that the Dream Lord must come out of his realm personally to sprinkle sand into his lover's eyes because he'd be damned if Hob refuses his gift for more than two nights in a row. Not speaking for 100 years? Easy. Hob refusing sleep? Unacceptable.