On the rare occasions when Hob is actually mad at Dream— he refuses to sleep. Coffee, energy drinks and the God forsaken awakeness pills? All fair game. If he has to inject caffeine directly into his vein, he would. Hob doesn't often get mad, but when he does, he likes to make a point. Dream and Hob match in more than one ways, really, they do. And so it is that the Dream Lord must come out of his realm personally to sprinkle sand into his lover's eyes because he'd be damned if Hob refuses his gift for more than two nights in a row. Not speaking for 100 years? Easy. Hob refusing sleep? Unacceptable.
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He's just a little inmortal dude living his best life
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local cultivator kittyfies ghost king. more at 7
original post from @prettiestboytoy2!
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The bloke who plays Hob in Sandman was in Vera or Midsomer Murders the other night and I choose to believe that that's just Hob babey. Got himself a nice brewery. Got himself brutally murdered. Had to play dead cos living past multiple stab wounds is sus. Change name, carry on
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Hob: I think you might be lonely
Dream: yOu dArE? I am not fucking lonely you pathetic lowlife human
Hob:
Hob: why are you crying
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part 2 | part 3
since s2 i decided to do some screenshot redraws of my favorite sillies (not counting hualian bc they would automatically win and i already have like ten wips of them) so here's part 1
anyways sqx haiiiii ily<3333 can I have your gender pls
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My absolute favourite posts are ones where Hob loses his fucking mind over Dream's powers like "Of course you can control fucking dreams, look at you." and then immediately starts drowning him in questions :
"What's with the teeth falling nightmares?"
"The Corinthian's prototype."
"So do you also control dogs' dreams, or what?"
"Yes, Hob Gadling."
"So you can speak dog?"
"I appear as a dog to them. Just as I appear as a human to you."
"You appear as a what to WHAT NOW?"
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