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#And Hob just:
magnusbae · 1 year
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On the rare occasions when Hob is actually mad at Dream— he refuses to sleep. Coffee, energy drinks and the God forsaken awakeness pills? All fair game. If he has to inject caffeine directly into his vein, he would. Hob doesn't often get mad, but when he does, he likes to make a point. Dream and Hob match in more than one ways, really, they do. And so it is that the Dream Lord must come out of his realm personally to sprinkle sand into his lover's eyes because he'd be damned if Hob refuses his gift for more than two nights in a row. Not speaking for 100 years? Easy. Hob refusing sleep? Unacceptable.
#Dreamling#Fixed tags:#Dream creating Hob an entire GALAXY in the Dreaming to placate him but Hob has none of this— he refuses to enjoy it.#Dream getting offended that his lover does not appreciates his good graces is like— Well I can also give you a nightmare :|#And Hob just:#'Maybe just don't say that I will eventually stop loving you 🙄🙄🙄 Hob about that- huh.'#Dream: I meant not to insult you— it is merely how humans /are/. Most entities cannot stay with me for long. (The will not is unsaid)#Hob: You're such an idiot.#Hob would cross his arms and try to stay mad with him but he simply CANNOT.#Dream is being genuine— perhaps a genuine idiot— but genuine nevertheless.#He would sigh and finally come over to Dream and he'd take his hands into his and pull him close to himself.#He has to stand up taller— because here in the Dreaming his lover is taller than in the waking.#It's nearly at his tiptoes that he lands a soft kiss at Dream's lips.#Hob: Just because you had /shitty/ exes doesn't mean /I/ have to be#For the matter— I rather not be your ex at all.#Dream attempts denying all his exes being bad but Hob just keeps on kissing him insistently#Like hell he's allowing his lover dwell in the feeling that no one stays— EVEN IF HE DID SPIKE HIS ANGER METER LIKE HELLA#Dream: You will leave me because you're human Hob's anger: 📈📈📈📈#But he's not really mad he just wishes Dream to trust him is all.#I mean Dream is JUST the center of his entire world#but you know#anyways those tags are meant to be read separately I was just having some crack fun#the original tags gotten horribly out of order and were an absolute mess so I had to rewrite it for it to make any sense at all#so some of the chaotic insanity been lost XDDD#anyways yes XD#buns.hc
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voukkake · 1 month
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He's just a little inmortal dude living his best life
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hansoeii · 2 years
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every hundred years.
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melonsharks · 1 month
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rewatched a court of fey and flowers and god i LOVE this season. squeezed out a lineup to figure out how to draw the pack of pixies!
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kindlyanni · 2 years
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More kitty Dream?
More kitty Dream.
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densewentz · 10 months
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Take Your Kid to Work Day (with Dream's decidedly more alarming version of an artist rendering their kid's drawing)
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lazycranberrydoodles · 6 months
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local cultivator kittyfies ghost king. more at 7
original post from @prettiestboytoy2!
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hualianschild · 3 months
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shijiujun · 5 months
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SIR WHERE ARE YOU PUTTING YOUR HANDS ON DIANXIA?!
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sleepymccoy · 8 months
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The bloke who plays Hob in Sandman was in Vera or Midsomer Murders the other night and I choose to believe that that's just Hob babey. Got himself a nice brewery. Got himself brutally murdered. Had to play dead cos living past multiple stab wounds is sus. Change name, carry on
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orangechickenpillow · 2 years
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Hob: I think you might be lonely
Dream: yOu dArE? I am not fucking lonely you pathetic lowlife human
Hob:
Hob: why are you crying
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banancrumbs · 2 years
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I really like the concept of Morpheus going to one of Hob’s work events 🤧🤧 or just meeting with his friends!!!
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eyes-of-nine · 4 months
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part 2 | part 3
since s2 i decided to do some screenshot redraws of my favorite sillies (not counting hualian bc they would automatically win and i already have like ten wips of them) so here's part 1
anyways sqx haiiiii ily<3333 can I have your gender pls
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webonchin · 2 years
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So... I did something ...yhea
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just-french-me-up · 2 years
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My absolute favourite posts are ones where Hob loses his fucking mind over Dream's powers like "Of course you can control fucking dreams, look at you." and then immediately starts drowning him in questions :
"What's with the teeth falling nightmares?"
"The Corinthian's prototype."
"So do you also control dogs' dreams, or what?"
"Yes, Hob Gadling."
"So you can speak dog?"
"I appear as a dog to them. Just as I appear as a human to you."
"You appear as a what to WHAT NOW?"
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appleleef · 8 months
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this is what happened right
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