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deepestuniversallove · 4 months

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Hey I literally logged in just to give you support. Don't listen to these idiots telling you that you're gross for loving Mewtwo.

Because if loving Mewtwo is gross then the entire monster-fucking community should also be shamed but they aren't hmmmmmm I wonder why.

The degenerates in this fandom are perfectly fine with Ash fucking Latias, and men fucking Gardevoir, Vaporeon, or whatever slutty monster girl bitch of the week, but nooo you self shipping with Mewtwo is apparently cONcERnING or whatever.

(I love how no one calls the Hatsune Miku guy names lol, do I smell double standards? )

But this doesn't surprise me because the Pokemon community is full of hypocrites and these are the same no - life losers who shit their pants because Ash isn't in the anime anymore, their parents truly failed in raising them.

Lord knows I faced enough trouble for loving Steven and that too, from an Eevee fucker.

Monika, sweetie you are doing nothing wrong, your love for Mewtwo is so innocent, sweet and pure. I think it's beautiful how helped you with depression and escape your narcissistic mother.

People on this site love to preach mental health support but the very minute you do something different yet harmless suddenly it's

"OH NO YOU DARE TO LOVE A "FICTIONAL CHARACTER"

Keep on giving them rectal bleeding and draw more of you and Mewtwo ;) I love to see it.

AHH thank you so much for this message!! 🥹 That is so sweet of you!

Yeah, I dunno why it has always been like this. Even 10 or even 20 years ago, I often got messages chastising me for selfshipping with Mewtwo, calling it "nasty" and "degenerate", when really, i am not doing it to specifically be a degenerate, but because I honestly love Mewtwo. In his story, he too had to fight against a narcissistic "parent" (Giovanni), just like I had to against my own. How can it be seen as a crime to want to believe? Or has it been wrong to say "Mewtwo, please teach me to be brave like you" in my mind during the hard times, especially back when I was a lonely child?

Haha, I doubt anyone could ever shame the monster fucker community out of what they are doing. Or the furry community for that matter. 🤣

There always seems to be some sort of underlying misogyny happening. Women are expected to get an IRL husband/boyfriend to serve as soon as possible, so seeing a woman openly rather selfship with a fictional character is threatening to them, because how dare a woman not be in the kitchen and make sandwiches for a man? How dare a woman prefer to be single when there is a "male crisis of loneliness" happening?

Then again, I don't think I owe society anything. Where was society when I was abused? Where was the help or the community when I needed them most? I was left to my own devices. When a fictional character like Mewtwo brings someone like me more hope than any IRL human, that's how I know we failed as a society. Even sicker is that other more destructive forms of coping mechanisms are more encouraged. Somehow selfshipping is seen as more evil by the "moral police" than dying from a drug overdose on the streets or having alcoholism.

Anyone who ever complains to me about "ruining Mewtwo" or whatever - no, you aren't "concerned", you are just using that word to camouflage that what you really want is control over me and what I put out there. And i can tell you it is futile. I haven't survived so far just for some snotty brats to tell me what i can or cannot do in MY online space. Don't like what I post? Tough titties, use the block button. No one is forcing you to look at my "cringe". My cringy stuff brings me joy and makes me happy, and I feel I deserve some happiness in this shitty world of ours. You do too, so just..go and have some fun yourself. Don't waste your only life on policing others.

So yeah, you are right, dagdasgoddess. I will keep giving people "rectal bleeding". 🤣 No one can stop me from loving Mewtwo, my guardian angel that even visits me in my dreams at night, and loves me even when I absolutely despise myself. He will always be a bastion of love for me, a symbol that life is worth living regardless of hardships.

#mewtwo #selfshipping #answered asks

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bermuda-muda · 6 months

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my love for kaneki has been compared to both hide's as well as tsukiyama's by my friends

ive been purely and totally obsessed with kaneki for 10 years.. i.. love... him.... ive devoted the last decade to him. i thought my love would have at least slowed by now, but honestly its stronger than ever... my love grows by the day.

im pretty sure i know every detail about him. i could write a thesis on him. i could publish a character study on him. this is the true power of my autism: being really obsessed with a manga character and being unable to stop talking or thinking about him. ive had two special interests in my entire 24 hears of life and kaneki is my longest running one. i was BORN to MARRY kaneki ken. you know that guy who legally married hatsune miku? thats me but with kaneki.

kaneki filled me with such great joy i dont know how to convey properly the depth in a way that can be understood.

but honesty i dont know why my brain latched onto him so hard hes so GOOFY and STUPID and SILLY. hes just a GUY!!!!! my favorite version of kaneki is the one with the least development!! i love all kaneki but kuro is my favorite!!!

kaneki isn't particularly the best person. he isnt good with relationships, see how he eventually leaves everyone. hes selflessly selfish. he wants to protect everyone so he doesnt have to be alone. he protected them physically but neglected him emotionally.

he keeps.. doing too much, shouldering too much. he didnt have to do everything he did. he really could have had a relatively simple life... but i think... he got wrapped up in everything. he did do good but... he also made a some things worse. but i really really admire and love him still.

i think his deep escapism into fiction, especially particularly horror fiction, made him unable to live a simple life. he cannot accept peace when its possible. he wants to make everything right, ultimately so that his peace is not disturbed, which is somewhat ironic. hes so, so complicated and complex and deeply flawed, and i love him.

even before he was turned into a ghoul, his life was so hard.. life was never kind to him, his sole savior being hide. it hurts how kaneki... abandoned hide. never confiding in him, trusting him. i completely understand WHY he did this but.. idk. aa

okay, i thought too much and my moment of lucidity has passed. anyway, i love kaneki ken. i will go objectify him now

#i may be cringe but i am free #kaneki #im so annoying

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sunnybunny2468 · 2 months

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any fun facts abt ur ocs? im rlly interested in them :3

oh betbetbet

four facts about each!!!

BRI:

-she's a huge vocaloid fan!! specifically english songs, but she is the type to listen to darker songs in japanese so long as the instrumental is peppy and poppy. nobody tell her.

-she knows how to understand ASL somewhat, a friend taught her! she messed up salt four times and mixed up salt and fork. ....she really just struggles with salt, huh.

-she is incredibly sheltered, but has bad luck sometimes. if it's deceptively dark under cuteness, she will likely fall for it....especially if it has pretty girls. DDLC and Madoka Magica are things she will never recover from.

-her spirit animal is most totally a bunny. besides her love of them, she taps her foot when she's impatient, she runs more than she fights, and she jumps in place when she's excited but good luck getting her to eat anything but coffee rolls. :3

ALLIE

-she is popular canonically, but doesn't like it too much. ah, it's so hard to be a girlboss girlfailure in this world...luckily, she's good at telling them to fuck off. (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)

-Bri thought her trans flag on her wall was hatsune miku related. i mean, miku did help her figure out her gender crisis, so task failed successfully.....??? once she finds out, Allie is just planning to make it into an inside joke though. Bri aint escaping this one.

-oh her gaydar is crazy good. she knows Bri is sapphic as fuck but isn't about to tell her. she's gonna let the clueless girliepop figure it out herself like she had to <3

-used to do magic as a teenager, and brought Bri along. still wears her mini tophat near constantly, to the point the pin always attached to it is her calling card at this point. doesn't do magic often anymore, but she did use it to keep her sis occupied when she was little, along with annoy Miley these days by confusing the fuck out of him.

MILEY

-he loves rain. his favorite gift from the group is an orange umbrella he got for his birthday. the reason he likes it? it keeps other people inside and lets him chill alone outside of his room. vibe lil man.

-if there's one hobby he loves, it's photography. he only takes pictures of other people or things, and often ends up deleting them out of worry someone will criticize something about the photo and he'll lose interest/start hating it. the only exception to this is pictures of animals and his friends, since he loves them too much to get rid of them.

-mans sleep schedule is FUCKED. he stays up late googling things related to his friends interests, and then spends the rest of the day paying for it. Bri is very tired (pun intended) of having to constantly wake him up in the middle of class because he decided that last night he wasn't gonna sleep until he beat a minigame. that he had only started an hour ago. which was 11PM.

-he shares a birthday with hatsune miku! (august 31st, 2007) his weeb of a best friend reacted to this by, without fail, every single goddamn year, showing up wearing at least one miku related thing. he's grown to love it, promise. that exhausted sounding sigh is a loving exhausted sounding sigh. <3

LAVENDER

-Lavender is a nickname, due to her first name being hard to pronounce, that being Liliana. eventually, everyone started either calling her Lav, Lavu, or Lily. Most times it's just Lavender though hehe

-she keeps track of the favorite snacks of every close friend she has, and makes sure it's always in her basket. for each member, Bri has coffee rolls, Allie has chocolate chip cookies, Miley has fruit gummies, and she packs herself white chocolate.

-she refuses to curse under any circumstances. you cannot make her. she sees it as inappropriate and immature. compare this to Miley, who if you asked him to stop cursing, would tell you 'are you goddamn serious?- shut the hell up and fuck off!' they argue over it often. very often.

-she wears gloves whenever she leaves the house. originally, she started wearing them as a gift from Allie, but slowly realized it made her more comfortable to have them. sadly, her trips into the woods behind her house and picking flowers have ruined quite a few pairs :(

thank you for asking! <3

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rjalker · 1 year

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"who's JK Rowling? everyone knows Hatsune Miku wrote Harry Potter and did a FABULOUS job of writing all the indigenous and trans-coded characters <3"

stop

this is an actual copy and pasted quote by the way. I couldn't imagine this level of bigotry if I tired.

For those confused:

When people take something like Harry Potter and claim that JK Rowling didn't write it, actually, someone else did, and not only that, but it's got tons of trans-coded and indiginous characters in it...

It's literally just the person saying this admitting that they do not care about the actual bigotry that's written into the book. JK Rowling is racist and hates Jewish people and fat people and in fact hates indiginous people.

She wrote Harry Potter.

All of her bigotry is baked into the book, and no ammount of pretending someone else wrote it is going to change that. Harry Potter isn't bad because JK Rowling's decided to out herself as a massive jackass who hates trans people and Muslims --

It's bad because it's antisemetic. It's fatmistic. It's racist. It's literally pro-slavery and mocks people who want to abolish slavery.

She literally equates being fat to being evil multiple times, explicitly, and says that the only way for an evil fat person to redeem themselves is to lose weight. Dudley (the protagonist's abusive cousin) is literally at one point described as being wider than he is tall, and so is Harry's abusive uncle. Their fatness is directly proportional to their abusiveness. It's only once Dudley starts being less abusive that he starts to lose weight, and only once he starts to lose weight that he starts being less abusive.

Literally equating being fat with being abusive, and losing weight with becoming a better person.

The goblins are literally a textbook antisemetic stereotype, and she just keeps making it more and more explicit and adding more antisemitism.

The house elves are literally slaves, and we're supposed to believe they're happy with being enslaved, and Hermione, literally the only character in the entire series who is horrified by the fact that the wizarding world is literally built on the backs of slaves, is portrayed as ridiculous and absurd and ridiculed every time she tries to do anything to help.

The one house elf who was freed and was happy about this is portrayed as out of control and we're fucking supposed to legitimately believe he is mentally unstable because he wasn't happy being enslaved. The same way fucking American psychologists fucking said enslaved Black people who tried to escape were mentally ill because the natural state of Black people was to be subservient and helpful so if they weren't happy being slaves that meant there was something wrong with them :|

Oh and let's not forget the rampant classism, where being poor is seen as something shameful that you should have to struggle through on your own, because accepting help is bad!!! You should never accept handouts, and if you do, you should be ashamed of it for the rest of your life!!

People were calling out the atrocious levels of bigotry in Harry Potter long before JK Rowling made her hatred of trans people loud and clear on Twitter. Her racism, fatmisia, and antisemitism have been getting called out for years, but no one gave a shit until trans people were the targets.

Saying "Well actually [fictional character] wrote Harry Potter!" does not remove any of the absurd levels of bigotry that are baked into the world building.

You cannot remove the bigotry from Harry Potter without literally rebuilding the entire world from the ground up.

Crossing out JK Rowling's name on the cover (or whatever other bigoted creator is relevant to whatever thing is being discussed, because this keeps happening with multiple things, not just JK Rowling and Harry Potter) doesn't change the contents of the book.

The racism is baked in. The hatred of fat people is baked in. The hatred of Jewish people is baked in. All of the bigotry in the series that's been getting called out for decades now is baked into the books.

It is /especially/ fucking evil to claim that not only did JK Rowling not write it, but actually it's super duper antiracist and inclusive and says trans rights, because literally...it is so fucking racist.

Claiming Harry Potter instantly becomes a shining beacon of anti-racism (and pro trans rights) the moment you scratch off JK Rowling's name is just racist as absolute shit.

#Harry Potter #JK Rowling #Racism #Antiblack racism #antiblackness #slavery #antisemitism #transmisia #fatmisia #Hermione Granger #Dudley Dursley #Klandom #fandom racism

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otasnox · 4 months

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"otacon's favorite vocaloid is miku" is basic. obviously he loves miku (who doesn't?) but i think he's a gumi kinda guy u know

like i think he knows vaguely of miku from when she releases (he's an otaku online in 2007, of course he does) but he's only like semi-aware of vocaloid...? like he's heard a few vocaloid songs in passing, seen miku in a few flash animations, but then post-big shell he ends up stumbling across megu megu ☆ fire endless night by samfree & he's holy fuck they make eurobeat with this shit? and then he's hooked (otacon loves eurobeat to me. if / when i make a playlist for him it will be a lot of eurobeat)

side note but i like to think otacon loves to dance parapara but he sucks absolute balls at it. like he just cannot memorize the moves and he's all out of sync but he drags snake into it and they both end up laughing so hard they have to sit down on the couch and its ok because they had fun :)

also i think otacon still listens to vocaloid long after mgs4 (sorry kojima but i am REJECTING the "i used to be an anime otaku" line. his ass is STILL an anime otaku) like i bet sunny gets into it just by chance (she's a kid online in the 2010s of course she likes vocaloid) and she tells him about it and hal gets to go full "well back in my day" and sunny is like awestruck that her uncle hal knows so much about hatsune miku. i think sunny's favorites are hime & mikoto meika and she makes raiden cosplay them with her at least once (sunny is hime because that's her favorite of the two). raiden seemed too grumpy about it to actually cosplay them but he ends up having a lot of fun i think raiden is a really big fan of cosplaying it's like an escape from his real life if only for a little while.

if i had money i would pay someone to draw raiden & sunny as the meikas im actually thinking about this so much now. please imagine otacon getting dragged into this and cosplaying gumi because she's his favorite. if snake got roped into it he'd cosplay miku (probably to match otacon but also because the mental image of solid snake in a miku wig is really funny to me). please imagine, if you will, otasune but they are cosplaying miku & gumi as they appear in hachi's song matryoshka ok?

other characters' fav vocal synths include:

otacon likes gumi (as prev stated)

snake just picks miku to match

sunny likes hime meika

raiden picks mikoto meika to match sunny. he doesn't know any of the other ones' names

if liquid lived past shadow moses his favorite would be kasane teto because he's like tch. fuck those STUPID vocaloids. teto goes against the flow she's a rebel. she's just like me he thinks

meryl gets introduced to this post-mgs4. she doesn't have a favorite but johnny really likes luka

solidus would hate those fucking things. he hates music in general i think

naomi likes eleanor forte because she has this weird american-british accent like she does

otacon shows mei ling luo tianyi because he knows she speaks chinese and he's like well maybe she'll find this cool, but he's not well-versed in chinese vocal synths so he just picks the most popular one. she absolutely loves what she sees and gets really into it and her favorite ends up being xin hua

campbell, like meryl, does not really care for this shit, but he's heard porter robinson songs like on the fucking radio or something and he's heard sunny talk about this shit so he's like yeah i like that one. everyone always tells him her name is avanna but he never remembers it

raiden's son (who i think his name is little john) gets into it because sunny shows him it. he likes utauloids more because he can actually mess around with them for free!!! his favorite is momo momone he likes pink things

jetstream sam likes rin kagamine. i dont know that much about sam i still havent watched mgr but i know this is true

psycho mantis also likes avanna (also because of porter robinson) but unlike campbell he actually remembers her name

if olga lived shed be like fuck i gotta pick one to appease sunny. sunny shows her a list and is like "well what's your favorite color" (olga likes purple) and so she ends up with yuzuki yukari as her fave

most of the big boss-era characters do NOT care!!!! but like if they were still alive and they met suny? they WOULD care. kaz likes vflower

ocelot gets assigned tsurumaki maki once sunny finds out he was blonde when he was younger. he may or may not get roped into cosplaying her

venom likes nekomura iroha trust me

quiet likes fukase. again trust me. (i also think liquid secretly likes fukase but he has to keep up his utau-is-better façade)

gray fox sadly died (the first time at least) way too early to experience vocaloid. if he lived i think he would like ia but the only song of hers he's ever heard is a tale of six trillion years and a night by kemu

sniper wolf just picks len at random when otacon asks her if she has a favorite

emma likes meiko. trust

if the boss ever met sunny i think she would pick akita neru. she doesn't know that she's a fanloid she just got shown triple baka by sunny and was like ok sure i like the yellow one

eva just says her favorite is the same as whoever she's talking to (everyone knows she does this and tries to corner her with multiple people at once to see who she'll pick) but she likes lily

para-medic likes that one opera one i have to google her name hold on. PRIMA!!! i was gonna day operetta but that's a monster high character i think

strangelove likes macne nana. dont ask me how she found out about her but she likes the design idek if she's heard any macne nana songs

wow i got very um chatty. i just wanted to make a post that i think otacon's fave vocal synth is gumi.... but now EVERYONE has a favorite one...... damn. what a world we live in!!!

#picklepuffleposting #source: headcanons mixed with a bit of projection #(hime and mikoto meika r my faves but theyre soooo recent. gumi is probs my fave older one)

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persephonaae · 1 year

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In the very real possibility that Vriska is running against Hatsune Miku though, you cannot escape my fury if my girl Miku loses

#I will be praying to the hatsune miku shrine I have on my desk

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teardropsofstarsdreams · 4 months

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anns-works · 2 years

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A Glitch In The System

(DSMP AU (mostly)).

Dream lost his final life an hour after escaping the prison (he died to a creeper of all things. Techno can be heard laughing). And so, his last action as the Admin of the server, he made Tommy the new Admin.

Tommy lost his final life moments after being made Admin, unable to make someone else the new Admin. So, the Server chose for him.

Star did not ask for this. She was perfectly contempt with spending the rest of her days on her little tree-house with her pets. But noooooo, she HAD to be made the fucking Admin of the worst motherfucking Server.

Star believes that she should definitely be getting paid to deal with this kind of shit.

Or, Star needs a nap. People tend to forget that Servers are sentient dimensions and have a deep attachment with its Admins, an attachment strong enough to pull people from other dimensions and causing a mess in the fabric of existence. Fortunately the mess part is normal so its not a problem. We all need Popcorn The Chicken in our lives. There are many SBI, but even more Tommys. Dream Is Not Amused. Rui thinks its all hilarious. Quackity makes amazing cocktails. The Nightmare kids can fix this mess, but they're having way too much fun. Is that BangChan??? Oh my stars it is. A wild Hatsune Miku appears at one point. Arya is an absolute delight and Mumza loves having tea with her. Some stop Violet before ahe does something. No Tomathy You Cannot Scam The Egg With A Business Deal. George throws it down. Niki now officially classifies as a poor little meow meow. Rose finally finishes her homework. Not all necessarily in that order.

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poisonouswritings · 2 years

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hey psst [shuffles over here]

m4 playing geometry dash on Mc's phone/tablet

playing any mobile game tbh

(beckons you closer) I got you bestie

Felix

Okay consider Felix playing Fictif/similar romance genre game ahshdak

This boy is a hopeless romantic so I could totally see him playing like,,, Obey Me! or just generally an otome game

He purposefully tries to get the Bad End for Romantic Tragedy™

Is he using your phone? Does he have his own phone? It Does Not Matter. The Wallpaper Is Now Bunny!Mammon and if you try to change it he will Pout And Bitch™

Alternatively considering the LL team joked about him having a Hatsune Miku body pillow I could see him playing rhythym games!! Especially those ones where it lets you upload your own song and it generates a level based on the beat (think something like Tile Hop! EDM Rush) and he fills it with songs from like, Phantom of the Opera or Rick Montgomery or whatever. I could also see him having a bunch of old school stuff like from Frank Sinatra (Fly Me To The Moon, he likes the 'let me play among the stars' line the most) or Dean Martin or Sammy Davis.

I could also imagine him fooling around with those ghost hunter apps! But Stella keeps skewing the results :/

Mm... My Pet Cthulhu, or any of those cute 'raise a monster' type games

Aaaand

Those 'escape the room'-esque logic games, but only the ones involving magic/monsters. He likes pointing out all the ways his Superior Magic™ would let him solve the problem way sooner (while refusing to acknowledge he would likely mess up and get himself into a worse situation, or that his solutions would likely be illegal)

Felix would be Super Invested™ in the plot of his otome games. He spends hours replaying and rereading to get different options. He looks up fan theories. He gets the CGs. He writes smutty smutty fanfics. He is A Boy Obsessed. Why Did You Introduce Him To This. On the bright side you guys can read together. For rhythym games I think he'd get frustrated when he messes up and ends up redoing the same level 10+ times to finally finish it because 'no MC I cannot be beaten by a foolish time-waster meant for children!!'

Anisa

(Please consider Anisa in a Pokémon trainer uniform)

No but that being said, I think she'd like Pokémon Go! She'd find the creativity of AR and Pokemon in general to be really interesting. For extra fun don't immediately tell her it's just a game because she'll 100% believe Pokémon are real until you tell her otherwise

I can also see her playing something like Love Nikki: Dress-Up Queen. I think she'd enjoy the dichotomoty of the mechanics being 'oh you wear cute outfits' versus the plot being like 'men are driven insane by the eternal power of perfect peace and there's a blood curse and a dark god (or whatever Xiao Zong is supposed to be) who goes around being a drunk asshole and sometimes there's time travel and also oh yeah, N E C R O M A N C Y sometimes'

(y'know when I phrase it like that I think Felix would play it too)

Definitely the most reasonable about her gaming. She might be a little frustrated sometimes if she misses out on a limited edition thing, but otherwise I think she'd be fine.

On the other hand if she's drunk I could see her getting frustrated with a bad gacha pull and impulsively yeeting your device so maybe be aware of that

'MC look at how pretty my house is decorated!! :3' 'Annie that's great but you've had this pile of dirty laundry in the middle of the room for three weeks now and I think something inside it is moving' 'looook I can have a little cat friend and a flower crown!! :3'

Sage

Maybe don't ever let him on the internet

I think if you're above the age of like, 15, and you watch anime or play anime games, you inevitably get those hentai-esque game ads for games that aren't even sexual, like Girls X Battle and Crush Crush and whatever else. I think Sage would see the ads, try the game, see the game is nothing like the ads, but keep playing anyways because (at least in the case of Girls X Battle) Cute Anime Girls Beating Up Monsters is probably something he enjoys in a Multitude Of Ways™

I don't think he would like KleptoCats (or KleptoCats 2) necessarily but I think if you showed it to him he might play it, mostly because of the weird subplot going on (and he likes pointing at a Potentially Evil Cat and calling it Stella)

Also would see him playing something like Temple Run!! Bright colors and fast movement and the threat of Demon Monkeys is probably enough to keep him interested for a bit, essentially because he thinks there Has To Be An Ending At Some Point and He Wants To Find Treasure. I could also see him playing Minion Rush but that's more for the meme than anything else.

You might have to limit his game time

'Sage.' 'Hm?' 'How long have you been playing that for?' 'Uuuuuuh well it's 2 right now-' 'Its 5 in the evening.' '.....Just one more run I almost beat my highscore-'

Rime

Oh Ho Ho Ho Ho I Hope You Have A Solid Case!!

Rime would be the one to play the subgenre affectionately dubbed Rage Games; Minesweeper, Idiot Quiz, and yes, Geometry Dash.

He takes them as a personal challenge!! Baby boy likes proving that he's The Best™, especially if you tease him about how these games would kick his ass. I think he'd get the hang of Minesweeper pretty quickly but would be super frustrated initially. Idiot Quiz would piss him off in the Worst Possible Way. He dubs it the Sage Quiz™. Geometry Dash,, just,,,, pisses him off so much,,,,,,, there's bright colors and happy music but he keeps fucking dying MC why does he keep fucking dying on that stupid fucking spike-

He cusses a lot. You'll be in the other room and you'll just hear him give this indignant little "fuck!" And then ten seconds later a much louder "F U C K I N-!!!"

He throws your phone more than once. Apologizes and tries not to do it again but he Does. Refuses to use practice mode. If you Really wanna piss him off I suggest making your own level and naming it something like 'Easy Peasy for Bambi <3' or whatever. Doesn't matter how easy it is he will be So Angry at the name that he will be unable to focus and lose.

He may retaliate either by Intense Bitching™ or Tickle Torture ™, all depends on how he's feeling

'Me cago en todo lo que se menea!' 'Rime it's just a game.' 'Tomar por culo!' '....' '... Sorry MC I didn't mean that I just hate this stupid level' 'Take a break?' 'I would rather die' 'I mean you already did die once.' '.... Vete a frier esparragos'

#fictif last legacy #last legacy #anisa anka #sage lesath #felix escellun #rime solano varela #rime varela #hispanic rime hc #ozzy daydreams #mutual asks #ozzy answers #fren

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Be warned! Mentions of Grief and Death/Mentioned of a child death. Please Skip if you don’t want to read!

The complete Story of Selviya Ivy Blanche or Selviya levsloky.

Selviya was borned in 1/1/1989

Her Zodiac sign is Capricorn

Before her mother gave birth to her she felt a cold stinging Pain in her uterus, but moments later it Vanished. After she gave birth to her daughter she gave her a unique name. And it is.

Selviya

She likes the colours sky Blue, grey and Purple

The only friend she know was Billy

Years later when Selviya was 7 years old She accidentally killed her Parents by freezing them while she was asleep. A lot of people noticed the temperature drop and they went to investigate until they saw. That house on ice and two people are dead.

After she wakes up from her sleep she asked about her parents. They did not answer. Fearing that she will become insane.

In the orphanage she was alone. Kids are scared of her hair. Only one boy who is not an Orphan but his house near the Orphanage Selviya lives in. He befriended her and they became friends fast. His name was Billy.

When Selviya turns 10 A serial killer Named Martin Louise Escape prison. Selviya was safe and sound in the Orphanage but Billy…

Unfortunately for billy he suffered the worse death by that monster Martin.

How that happend? Martin Found the court-yard door open and got into that house. The poor billy was sitting in the couch watching cartoon and Martin pounced on like a predator before he killed. I do not want to tell what he did to that poor child. It is clear.

When Selviya find about this she cried her heart out and felt depressed, knowing that the only friend she knew died, Gone. Never will she see him again she vowed when she grow up she will avenge Billy.

2 years after the horrible incident, Selviya could not let go of billy and his death shocked her, like he is the only friend she has and it is the only friend she has. It just hits deeper and different.

Then a Thai-British couple adopted her, Maria Levsloky and Aran Levsloky. Maria taught her elegance and the way of ladies. Aran taught her Muay Thai, and many fighting styles.

After she turns 18 she saw Martin Louise with a guy. She know who has “friend” was. He was just a petty drug dealer. His name is Luke

She caught Luke. Bound him and tortured him many many time like traping him in the dark basement alone. sometimes pouring cold water on him and sometimes slapping him

Until, he gave up and told her everything she needs to know. He tolds her that Martin is wanted in more than 40 states. mostly Manchester and London.

She found him in a bar. Of course she attacked him after he got out of it. There she beats him till he lost consciousness. She left him with injuries and black eyes and black spot on several parts of his body.

She called it retribution because she realised she cannot take the law by her hand But she tied him, in Manchester Police department in the Chief’s Office precisely

The Chief’s name is Anthony mccbride. An excellent sheriff of Manchester. He was really surprised that someone Knocked The infamous Martin louise and tied him in his office!

“Who did this to you?” He asked, He is impressed yet shocked but did not show it in his voice

“She was a beautiful yet dangerous woman.” He pervertedly replied.

“And her name?” He asked, he is interested

“Blanche.. that’s all what she said to me” he Added.

“Hmm” he hums.

This is the Complete story and headcanon for Selviya i will make another for other characters.

Then, Selviya became a bounty hunter, She started to hunt criminals for money.

See ya! Xoxo 💜😘💋

#selviya ivy blanche #wartb #when a rose turns black #Selviya Levsloky #stories #headcanons #SoundCloud

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dying-suffering-french-stalkers · 3 years

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Finally watching Goodbye Partner! I’m watching the dub, but I have the subs on so I can read the date/location popups and signs, so I’m getting a bit of dialogue comparison. I’ll probably go back and watch a few scenes with the original audio as well (Kiyoshi Kobayashi my beloved).

Here begins the liveblog, but all in one post and under a cut so it’s not as insufferable:

Starting strong with a heist escape sequence as per usual! As far as openings go, it’s hard to go wrong with that.

Oh, hello, literal actual Chopin courtesy of a timeskip/flashback.

What are these RWBY-ass CGI piano hands?? Y’all warned me and you were not kidding. Traditional rotoscoping would never hurt me in this way.

CUSTODY_OF_CHILD.JPG

Lupin playing in those see-through inflatable “hamster” balls skdfjskjdflsl

Intricate Rituals. Jiglup gunplay confirmed

Epcar’s delivery here was so much more aggressive than Kobayashi’s.

“Area 61, Colorado” just say Cheyenne Mountain

EDWARD ZNOWDEN

Fujiko really is terrible with kids

Listen, I love a good Dutch angle, but I’m starting to feel like I should set up a CinemaSins counter at this point. I’m glad to have some shot variety but there are other compositions, you know.

Motorcycle Jigen returns!!

Loving this little Morricone shoutout, which I unfortunately cannot seem to find on YouTube.

[strangled Goemon voice] “MISTAKE.”

God. GOD. Tony Oliver’s delivery in the betrayal scene is so good. Lupin is clearly not buying it at all and is quite willing to play along with whatever the hell this is - until Jigen shoots him right in the heart. That’s going to hurt a lot more than literally when he wakes up, though 1) given that the movie’s barely begun, I’m guessing he’s still not completely buying it (rightfully so) and is gonna look into this and 2) unfortunately this franchise isn’t known for actually digging into all the delicious angst and implications it likes to sling around. Cowards.

Also, I like that Lupin seems to be wearing a navy shirt and pink tie like he had in early Part 2 instead of the blue shirt/yellow tie he has in the other Red Jacket movies. Not sure why that’s what they went with but I’m down.

Okay, I went back and watched the betrayal scene in Japanese and OOF, it hits DIFFERENT to hear Kiyoshi Kobayashi deliver those lines. He’s so utterly casual about it and it’s all the more angsty since he’s, y’know, a million years old, so here his Jigen sounds much more tired/resigned compared to Epcar’s brasher gunman.

The way that the shots focus on not only Jigen, but also Fujiko when the boss asks about the betrayal...nice. Fujiko doesn’t know for sure if Jigen killed Lupin, but I imagine such a possibility would shake her at least a little - not just because she cares for that silly monkey man, but because that partnership has been a surprising constant in her life. If even that could finally crumble, her natural cynicism is about to get a whole lot deeper. Morbidly, she wants to know if Jigen had the balls to do it. It’d be a hell of a lot more kindred spirit between them than she ever expected if so. It’s a shame this plot wasn’t used in a Koike movie; it would’ve been great to see the deliberate parallel/foil from TWCFM continue.

“Why don’t we talk about your future?” the boss says as Jigen’s whole demeanor screams What future? Even though Lupin isn’t dead and Jigen has his reasons for why he did this, Jigen hardly expects forgiveness after all this. Lupin may be alive but Jigen has just killed the best thing he ever had and he can never get that back (except he can, because movie and long-running franchise, but y’know, Watsonian vs. Doylist).

The Dark Crystal (1982)

HATSUNE MIKU??? ACTUAL HATSUNE MIKU????? (just her voice but aksdjfkajsdkfjaklsjdfljasjdflajsdf)

Ohhhh, the Lupin & Clarisse / Jigen & the kid’s mom (still haven’t heard her name lmao) parallel was just uncalled for, my heart

Let Jigen wear burgundy more often

...Mr. Epcar, I love and respect you, but is it too much to ask that you vary your inflection a little more? Where’s the PATHOS?

Slightly cried instantly, “The Wendy lady lives.” Then Peter knelt beside her and found his button. You remember she had put it on a chain that she wore round her neck. “See,” he said, “the arrow struck against this. It is the kiss I gave her. It has saved her life.”

BLACK JACKET

Burgundy suit + round glasses Goemon!!!

There’s no way Pops is getting his job back after this one

Goemon: [turns his usual hot girl swordsmanship up to 11]

Lupin: Well mark me down as scared AND horny! dot jpeg

Again with the CGI hand crimes.

Wow he straight-up said Jigen was cheating on him

Ah, see, that “waste of oxygen”/“huge mistake” bit of dialogue is the kind of inflection I like to hear.

WarGames (1983)

It took me entirely too long to realize the president was supposed to look like H.illary.

Goemon: [slices open a door for Fujiko]

Fujiko: “Oh, you.” <3

This is all very action-heavy and surprisingly decent for a Lupin film so far, but uh. why is Jigen once again a side character in his own movie?

Ayyyy, nice reference to Zantetsuken’s composition from Part 1. Still insane that they melted down three awesome swords to make a different sword though.

Goemon snarks back to robots confirmed. Not that Lupin would ever be stupid enough to buy an Al3xa/etc. but can you IMAGINE

JAZZ PIANIST FUJIKO! Fujiko having actual interests and hobbies!!!

Comrade Emilka

TRIPLE PARALLEL WITH JIGEN & ALISA NOW

They just?? left Jigen in the middle of the desert after the absolute minimum discussion of All That???? That’s...on-brand actually but give me the angst this plot device deserved >:(

Michelle Ruff I would die for you

This variation on the main theme is my favorite. I’ve probably listened to it about a thousand times at this point but I finally got to hear it in context.

Welp, that was one of the better Lupin movies I’ve seen, but I do wish they’d done more with the whole Jigen betrayal thing that ended up being more of a subplot. Thank goodness for fics that do the work.

Edit: “There are about four different plots going on at once in this movie, and they forgot to focus on the one that’s in the actual title.” - @theimpossiblescheme

#lupin iii #goodbye partner #jigen #long post

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Chrollo looked out at the havoc he caused. Not a single one of them lived. Or so he thought.

Hidden under the dead bodies of his brethren and the rubble of his home, young Thomas Jefferson hid. He wore only a pair of boxer briefs and his binder, both decorated with tiny Miku's as a pattern.

If he stayed still, he would stay safe. Yes, definitely, just stay still and-

"Ah, fuck, HEY BOSS WE MISSED ONE."

Chrollo perked up at the call, striding over with his swaggy leather jacket. He looked down to see a young boy

about 17, maybe younger. He looked frightened, paralyzed even. Who would blame him anyways.

"I-uh- please.. spare me?" the boy asked, it was quite pitiful. Chrollo only laughed. "Who have we ever been known to spare?" He responded, more of a statement than a question.

"Me. Just now," The boy responded with newfound confidence.

"Hm. Well, I guess you heard wrong then," Chrollo flicked his hand, giving the others permission to kill the boy.

"WAIT! I can be useful, I promise, I'll do anything-"

"Shut up Miku-Boy."

Did he just insult Hatsune Miku.

Jefferson suddenly powered up, making some of the spiders back up, but not Chrollo.

"Do not insult Hatsune."

"Whos going to stop me? You, with your drawf biceps?" Chrollo quickly retorted.

"No. She will," Jefferson pointed to the hills, and there stood Hatsune Miku.

The girl with blue pigtails stood at the top of a large pile of rubble. With the sun setting behind her, her front was shadowed and the light encompassed her. She looked like a god. Maybe She was.

She began her descent down the rubble and Chrollo could tell, she was the real deal. Her presence radiated power. He focused entirely on her, now ignoring the small trans boy beneath him. He drowned out the moans of Hisoka behind him; since he knew this was going to be a big battle.

As she got closer, Chrollo noticed a strap across her front, connecting to a guitar propped on her back. Was that her weapon of choice? Or maybe it was the headphones on her head. Or maybe the microphone strapped to her badass looking belt.

Once he won this, he'd have to fucking steal that shit. It would make a perfect accent piece to his leather jacket.

He walked towards her until they were just a few feet away from each other. She looked powerful. And.. strangely calm. Did she not understand who she was facing here?

Thomas, noticing they were distracted, planned his escape.

"Don't you dare go anywhere!" Chrollo snapped at him, realizing he was scrambling away.

"He's right. Come here, son," Miku's voice radiates power. I think Hisoka has a boner.

Thomas tries to scramble to her side, but his collar is grabbed by none other than Chrollo.

"Put him down or I will lay waste to your entire team. A spider cannot regrow limbs if everything is decimated," Miku spoke. It was a genuine threat.

"No."

Miku pulled out her guitar and began to play.

"Baby, Baby, Baby, Oh-"

Everyone keeled over, covering their ears which began to bleed. Everyone except for Thomas that is.

Chrollo begged Thomas to make her stop, but all Thomas did was stare at her. In awe. Something spun in Chrollos gut, but before he could figure it out he was gone.

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3DS: Time for Playtime

It's been fun getting a Wii U lately, but I wanted to look back on all the use I've gotten out of my 3DS in the last year by running down my most played games.

Super Smash Bros. - 154 Hours

This is still my most played game after recently getting back into the 3DS, despite playing zero Smash in that time. I played a lot of this game when it came out and then leading up to the release of Ultimate. This game was a godsend for someone like me who didn't own a Wii U but wanted to stay involved with the series.

Pokemon X - 56 Hours

Again, this is from when I first got my 3DS. I played this one over a whole summer vacation off and on! I still can't decide how I feel about XP Share.

Pokemon Ultra Moon - 51 Hours

Okay, this one is this high because after beating the game, my girlfriend tried to catch all the Pokemon and collect all the totem stickers. I really enjoyed this one, but the Ultra Necrozma fight kicked my butt.

Link Between Worlds - 49 Hours

I actually own the special edition Triforce 3DS which came bundled with this game! As my first game on the system, it is no surprise to see it so high, even though I got stuck on the final boss. I consider this to be one of the best Zelda games.

Professor Layton and the Miracle Mask - 41 Hours

This one makes a lot of sense. When I played all that Smash Bros before the release of Ultimate, this was the one other game I played during that time, to the point of actually beating it and a good chunk of the daily puzzles! I even missed a college lecture because I was so wrapped up in the climax.

Pokemon Alpha Sapphire - 27 Hours

Finally, a game I played recently with no shenanigans or excuses. This was an interesting "book ends" with Omega Ruby, as OR was the first Pokemon game I played in my recent endeavor to play them all, while AS was towards the end. Backwards of their names, huh?

Pokemon Omega Ruby - 26 Hours

Fitting that this game should be so close to Alpha Sapphire. I would think that one of these two games would've been left running overnight or somehow had the playtimes differ more, but it somehow makes me hapy to see them side by side. I appreciated Wally's Theme much more the second time through.

Pokemon Y - 23 Hours

Considerably less than the time I spent in X all those years ago. This was one of the last Pokemon games I played in my recent playing of all the games, since I had already technically beaten X. It was a lot of fun to revisit though, and I love Sylveon!

Ocarina of Time 3D - 21 Hours

This one also makes sense, since I owned it during my original teenage years of owning the 3DS. I can't believe I paid 40 bucks for this just to get stuck on the Forest Temple for years! OoT doesn't resonate with me the same way as everyone else seemingly.

Pokemon Red - 19 Hours

Again, this makes sense. I think this was the third game of my recent Pokemon marathon, right after Alpha Sapphire and Ultra Moon. It was a short run thanks to an overlevelled Venasaur and the three legendary birds. I enjoyed crushing this game.

Professor Layton and the Azran Legacy - 16 Hours

This is the game I just finished. I love the series and it was nice to finish it out. I think the ending was silly but the presentation value was nice to see.

Pushmo - 14 Hours

This was my go-to breakfast game for weeks, but phone-scrolling has replaced it as my morning activity while eating.

Shovel Knight - 14 Hours

This used to be the premiere downloadable title on 3DS. I think this game still holds up, but it has lost the sheer novelty of being a Kickstarter retro success over time.

Shin Megami Tensei IV - 13 Hours

I liked Persona 4 so I thought I would like this. It was too difficult for me back then, but now I don't have the patience. This was one of the games I actually paid 15 bucks to download back in highschool.

Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate - 13 Hours

The first of my several attempts to get into Monster Hunter. I bought, played, quit, and sold this game all back in high school. I would later go on to buy, try, and sell Monster Hunter World as well. It just isn't for me.

Metroid: Samus Returns - 12 Hours

I tried and hated this game on PC emulator, but it has a lot more charm on the actual system. I still generally dislike the melee mechanic but I generally enjoyed this game. It helps that I even beat the original first! Hopefully Dread fixes the few things wrong with this game.

Kid Icarus: Uprising - 12 Hours

I don't know if I ever fell in love with the "unique" control scheme of this game, but I definitely fell in love with all of the characters! This was a great one to play with my girlfriend watching. It's also great to have more of a context for Pit, Palutena, and Dark Pit in Smash now!

Pokemon Sun - 11 Hours

I haven't beaten it yet, whoops.

Rhyhm Heaven Megamix - 11 Hours

One of the last purchases I made before the Switch came out and killed my 3DS playing nearly permanently. I paid 30 bucks! As much as I love this game, I don't know if it was worth that.

Super Mario 3D Land - 10 Hours

A rare game that I played before AND after the rift of me playing 3DS. It's...fine. Definitely Mario.

Picross 3D: Round 2 - 9 Hours

I have always loved Picross and this is no exception. I really should dive back in sometime!

Animal Crossing: New Leaf - 8 Hours

I just can't get into it, I've tried but I can't.

Professor Layton vs Phoenix Wright - 8 Hours

This was actually a birthday gift! I was very excited for the concept but hugely turned off by the time travel and setting. I need to give it another shake, perhaps after replaying some of the Ace Attorney games.

Resident Evil The Mercenaries 3D - 7 Hours

One of my few highschool digital purchases. I played a lot of Mercenaries in 6 and 5 (which this is based on, seemingly). It's...fine. But I should have just replayed Revelations on 3DS instead.

Theatrhythm Final Fantasy - 6 Hours

It was 7 bucks at GameStop used, so I guess I almost got a 1:1 ratio of hours to dollars. I would've enjoyed this game more now, after playing FF7 Remake.

Pokemon Picross - 6 Hours

Free AND Picross? Yes, but also grindy and scummy. I wish you could just buy a physical copy of this game with everything unlocked.

Paper Mario Sticker Star - 5 Hours

Ten dollars on clearance was too much for this game. Maybe I will try it again sometime knowing ahead of time that it is a joke of a video game. I spit on this game's grave.

Mario Tennis Open - 5 Hours

A lot of the games I acquired within the last year have much lower playtimes, so I was not expecting to see this game this high. I guess I played a few tournaments. I feel like I quit because Waluigi cheated, then played just the tutorial of Mario Golf before quitting that too.

Elite Beat Agents - 4.5 Hours

This game rules.

Tetris Axis - 4.5 Hours

This game drools.

Kirby Planet Robobot - 4.5 Hours

Cute game, but I only play it with my girlfriend.

New Super Mario Brothers 2 - 4.5 Hours

I am surprised it is this low considering I got stuck on the final boss in single player and beat around 2 worlds in coop.

Zero Escape: Virtue's Last Reward - 4 Hours

I need to play more!

Super Smash Brothers Demo - 4 Hours

Hell yeah this was such an exciting time to be a Nintendo fan! Trying to get ahold of this demo was like getting a Willy Wonk golden ticket. I was so excited to play as Mega Man, Villager, Mario, Link, and Pikachu even if just on Battlefield.

Kingdom Hearts 3D - 3.5 Hours

A surprisingly competent action RPG. This game kind of reeks as part of the PS4 collection, but it really shines on the original version.

Layton's Mystery Journey - 3 Hours

I like the idea of playing as Layton's daughter, but I don't like having a talking dog and an insufferable simp as sidekicks. I hope the next game just returns to the original crew.

Mario Kart 7 - 3 Hours

It's...Mario Kart. Not a ton more to say.

Mario Party Island Tour - 3 Hours

I have trouble keeping the different 3DS Mario Party games separate in my mind, but anything that's not Top 100 is fun with friends. Top 100 only has one, miserable board! Why???

Ultimate NES Remix - 3 Hours

A great game for pick up and play, but not for long sessions.

Art of Balance Touch - 3 Hours

Recently got into this. Tons of fun until the difficulty gets a little too high!

Warioware Gold - 2.5 Hours

I completely beat this game and it is still this low. Fun, but hard to recommend at any price but free.

Luigi's Mansion 2 - 2.5 Hours

Cute game....but feels hard to play for more than 20 minutes at a time.

Dead or Alive Dimensions - 2.5 Hours

Again, all I did was beat the game and then quit. Surprsingly competent for a 3DS fighting game, but too barebones with content compared to Smash.

Boxboy - 2.5 Hours

I feel like I played this game way more. It's cute and fun, but now I have a hard time picking up the puzzles where I left them.

Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate Demo - 2.5 Hours

This tricked me into buying the game! Dangit

Mario Party Star Rush - 2.5 Hours

Oh god, I can't keep this one and Island Tour straight.

Pokemon Shuffle - 2 Hours

I feel like I played this one way more, but that is probably because the phone version also exists.

VVVVVV - 2 Hours

Beat the whole game! Not a bad way to spend time, but this makes it worth only 2 dollars according to my 1:1 ratio of dollars to hours.

Final Fantasy Explorers - 2 Hours

I like some things about this game but I just cannot play anything related to Monster Hunter.

Tri Force Heroes - 2 Hours

This suffers from "Overcooked syndrome" where you have to rely on your teammates so much that it becomes a total chore.

Theatrythm Final Fantasy Curtain Call - 1.5 Hours

I played that much just to unlocked multiplayer.

Super Street Fighter IV - 1.5 Hours

I think I paid for this game full price back in high school and then barely played it. I've always tried to delude myself into thinking that I can play real fighting games that are not Smash.

Hatsune Miku Project Mirai DX - 1.5 Hours

Again, I feel like I played this game for days and days. I suppose rhythm games feel like time slows down when you play them. Thumbs up for including Puyo Puyo! I am surprised this game released in the West at all.

Rune Factory 4 - 1.5 Hours

I got this far as a favor to a friend. I just can't play any game where there is an optimal way to act that sounds exhausting but possible to me. I know I could easily talk to all the NPC's every day... but I do not want to.

Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate - 1.5 Hours

This was exclusively played with friends. Not a fan.

Pokemon Rumble World - 1.5 Hours

Free games. Novelty as a kid. No time for them as an adult. Nothing about this game is appealing beyond the price point.

Attack of the Friday Monster - 1.5 Hours

My biggest memory of this game is playing it on the schoolbus when a little kid asked if he could play/watch and I told him I was playing a boring game that he wouldn't like. As cute as this game is, yes, it is boring and not very fun.

Sonic Generations - 1.5 Hours

I somewhat enjoyed this game until the Shadow boss fight. Can't figure it out. Not fun.

Kirby's Extra Epic Yarn - 1.5 Hours

Cute, played it with girlfriend.

Super Mario Land 2 - 1 Hour

I think I got this with Club Nintendo points?

Rage of the Gladiator - 1 Hour

Medieval offbrand Punch-Out.

Mario Party: The Top 100 - 1 Hour

ONE BOARD?!? At least it has the storybook minifame from gamecube Mario Party.

Trace Memory - 1 Hour

Bought used from GameStop. I was told it was a hidden gem, but I didn't have the patience.

Mario and Sonic Rio 2016 - 1 Hour

Cute game to play with friends but some of the minigames suck. Thumbs up for less common Sonic characters.

Azure Striker Gunvolt - 1 Hour

Not bad, just helped me realize that I don't really like Mega Man style games all that much. The genre of "Mega Man" just feels like a Metroid with no exploration or meaningful progression.

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon - 1 Hour

I tried to get into this franchise but it is so booooorring and slow and unappealing to me.

I've been rounding to the half hour, so the next game is Zelda Oracle of Season at 44 minutes, which would round down to half an hour. I will take that as my cue to finish here.

In conclusion: games I owned longer tended to be played longer. Shocker. This was all just an excuse to ramble about Nintendo games anyways.

#3ds #ds #nintendo #mario #zelda #pokemon #metroid dread #sonic #kid icarus

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The Top 21 Artists to Watch in 2020

Genres are dead, the best major label A&R in the industry is TikTok, and 2020 is poised to be one of the best years for music yet. It is a year bound to be defined by multi-hyphenates, crossover stars, and Internet-bred icons. So, without further ado, we present to you our list of acts set to make a splash this year. From bedroom-produced artists on the rise to virtual reality superstars, these are our top 21 artists to watch in 2020.

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keshi has quietly been going under the radar for some time now, but all of that seems to be changing. 2019 saw the post-Soundcloud era artist transforming his impressive social media following and streaming numbers into a series of nigh-instantaneously sold-out shows. An intoxicating mixture of the emotional highs and lows imbued in R&B and lofi hip-hop, keshi is the connecting thread between the Soundcloud generation and bedroom daydreamers. Somber to a beautiful degree, keshi is without a doubt the real deal.

박혜진 park hye jin

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Dreamlike house music. 박혜진 park hye jin’s hushed whispers, which drift between English and Korean, float across the dancefloor to create a club-ready experience quite unlike anything else out there. It is dance music designed to lose yourself in. Ethereal and introspective without ever getting its head lost fully in the clouds. 박혜진 park hye jin is ushering in a new wave of forward-thinking dance music, one lulling mediation at a time.

Alaina Castillo

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Alaina Castillo is setting the stage to be the next Ariana Grande. In the span of a single year, Castillo has gone from posting covers on YouTube to cultivating a cult-like following. Give a single listen to the music and it makes perfect sense. The combination of her Latin roots and airy blend of pop and R&B results in a musical fixture whose spell you cannot escape. With her debut EP, antisocial butterfly, arriving as a high-point to send off 2019, 2020 marks the rise of Castillo.

Dayglow

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If you were to put a soundtrack to the strung-together words of sun-soaked eternal joy, it would be Dayglow. The irresistible DIY artist illustrates his potential to be anti-pop’s next star in the span of his modest 10-track debut offering, Fuzzybrain. Writing, producing, and mixing the album on his own, it arrives as a direct reflection of its creator, and what is reflected is a nigh-perfect amalgamation of indie pop and indie rock. Dayglow is the antidote for dark pop, brimming with infectious bliss and hope.

REI AMI

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REI AMI balances her multi-faceted approach with the precision of a well-seasoned artist. Brimming with carefree bravado at one moment. Meditative, self-reflective, and wearing her heart on her sleeve at the next. And yet, the juxtaposition between her fiery persona and her somber, sentimental bedroom pop side feels all too natural. Maybe that begins to explain why REI AMI is already earning widespread acclaim and co-signs from the likes of Billie Eilish and FINNEAS.

Channel Tres

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Channel Tres’ music is undeniable. Bridging Detroit house and the bravado of West Coast rap, the Los Angeles-based producer, singer, and artist creates music with an inescapable groove. Each and every one of his tracks are perfectly apt for driving down PCH with the top down or arriving as the perfect hit of adrenaline you need to get you through those final moments of that six-hour warehouse party. With his infectious production and buttery smooth voice, Channel Tres is emerging as underground dance music’s next star.

Tate McRae

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Tate McRae may only be 16, but she is already being touted as pop’s next prodigy. The Canadian-born artist makes emotive pop mediations that explore the power of understated production. It is a deft approach that has seen her earn fans and collaborators in the likes of Billie Eilish and FINNEAS, as well as earn her millions upon millions of fans in spite of having yet to release a full-length project or even an EP. Pop stars are getting younger and more talented by the day, and McRae is next in line.

Jean Dawson

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Jean Dawson defies classification or expectation. Self-described as the Los Angeles-based project of a boy exploring identity, intimacy, and escapism, the one thing you can expect from Dawson is for no two tracks to sound quite the same. The varied soundscapes he whisks into existence unfurl and evolve to tell enthralling portraits of chaos, fear, and dreamlike bliss. Dawson is an artist not to be slept on come 2020.

Junior Varsity

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Junior Varsity is the only artist on this list who has yet to release music, and yet, the hype surrounding the Los Angeles-based duo is palpable. With no demos, B-sides, or even tracks on SoundCloud – their only music available for human consumptions appears as background audio for a few Instagram videos – Junior Varsity is already attracting major label attention and planning shows in Japan. So, is it all hype for the sake of hype? Well, “A F$*KING WEEKEND,” a series of pop-up ragers masquerading as DIY shows in LA and NY that has attracted audiences solely by word of mouth says otherwise.

binki

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You cannot help but root for binki. Inspired the varying sounds of indie pop, indie rock, funk, and hip-hop, the North Carolina artist’s music plays out with an ineffable charm. Unexpected guitar solos, straight out dance-invoking jams, and lighthearted songwriting begin to inform the multi-colored world of binki. And with only a handful of singles to his name thus far, 2020 is bound to see that world evolve and flourish.

Baby Keem

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Hykeem “Baby Keem” Carter is set to be hip-hop’s 2020 breakout rap star. Finding fans in BROCKHAMPTON and Kendrick Lamar, the Las Vegas native left 2019 with an acclaimed mixtape and breakout single. “Orange Soda,” which appears on his sophomore mixtape DIE FOR MY BITCH, quickly became a fan-favorite but is only a sliver of the artistic range that Baby Keem has to offer. Flowing fluidly between trap and melodic rap, Baby Keem is nothing if not a vibe.

Peach Tree Rascals

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DIY Bay Area collective Peach Tree Rascals is the brilliant byproduct of a generation that has done away with genres. A joyous fusion of alt-jazz, funk, pop, hip-hop, and R&B, listening to Peach Tree Rascals is akin to strolling through a kaleidoscopic dreamscape with multi-colored flowers blooming at each and every turn. The project is entirely self-funded and is comprised of primarily second-generation Americans, whose parents immigrated from Mexico, Palestine, and the Philippines. The creative American dream is alive and well in Peach Tree Rascal’s inventive sound.

Gracie Abrams

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At the time of writing this, Gracie Abrams has only two singles to date. And yet, those soft-spoken moments of introspection are more than enough to land her on this list. Inspired by the likes of Joni Mitchell, Abrams considers herself a songwriter first and foremost, and what a songwriter she is. Simple, nuanced, and striking. Her stripped-back soundscapes allow space for her innate gift for lyricism to shine. The 20-year-old artist’s diary-like confessionals speak to an intimate and universal appeal.

Aries

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For anyone who has been following us for quite some time, it may come as no surprise to find this 2019 favorite of ours on this list. Aries has steadily been growing an avid following online with both his inventive reimaginings and original music, but, from a sold-out tour to festival debuts, it was the past year that really saw this Internet-bred artist hitting his stride. His unique fusion of late-stage emo and hip-hop accentuated by Beach Boys–evoking instrumentation is a trip you will not regret taking.

Winona Oak

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Born and raised in the Nordic forests of Sweden, Winona Oak is a fittingly ethereal and enchanting songstress. Her vocal range is impossible to ignore and a single listen is nigh guaranteed to get you hooked on her heavenly highs and brooding lows. Nothing short of beautifully haunting, her succinct but growing discography paints a portrait of captivating melancholy. Kicking off 2020 with an impressive debut EP, it is a safe assumption to say that Oak is a name you will be hearing a lot more of and from in the coming decade.

Ashnikko

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Very few artists can turn TikTok fame into lasting success. Ashnikko is looking to be one of those rare artists. Finding viral fame in “STUPID,” Ashnikko’s in your face brand of hip-hop is as raucous as it is rapturous. Her 2019 EP, Hi, It’s Me, serves as an impeccable introduction to the transfixing world of the Internet personality. Speaking of, it certainly doesn’t hurt that she is practically a one-person marketing team. From having her grandparents react to her music videos to taking Latvia by storm, Ashnikko is a brilliant example of the promise of Internet-era stars.

Stephanie Poetri

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Stephani Poetri is the latest 88rising signee to find herself with a viral hit. The Jakarta, Indonesia–born singer and songwriter has a natural talent for feel-great storytelling transposed into lovely melodies. It is a gift she channels in full on her breakout hit “I Love You 3000” and the subsequent Jackson Wang-assisted “I Love You 3000 II.” But do not be mistaken. Poetri is no mere passing viral fad; she is a genuine storyteller set to make waves in 2020.

Miquela

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For better or worse, the world is more digital than ever before, and Miquela is looking to be the world’s first virtually-crated pop star (sorry, Hatsune Miku!). The digital avatar Instagram influencer with dreams of pop stardom first began releasing music in 2017, but the latter half of 2019 saw her not only release a series of singles but a music video and official Lauv remix as well. More than just an uncanny valley or interesting gimmick, Miquela’s series of 2019 releases show the undeniable promise of a virtual pop star.

Celeste

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An artist like Celeste only comes around once in a lifetime. Born in the US and raised in the UK, Celeste’s soaring and confessional approach to soul calls to mind the likes of Aretha Franklin and Ella Fitzgerald. Celeste’s music does more than stop you dead in your tracks; it entrances you. It transports you to an entirely different moment in time. Celeste is the sound of ‘50s soul, 2020 R&B, and beyond.

Monsune

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Monsune drips with an electronic-infused soul. Seemingly equally as inspired by his contemporaries as he is by his predecessors, the notes of Toro Y Moi, Childish Gambino, J Dilla, and Prince are apparent, but the way the Toronto-based artist weaves together his expanse of influences is distinctively Monsune. His 2019 EP Tradition arrived as an introspective offering, exploring themes of diaspora, uncertainty, infatuation, and a host of other feelings that accompany the shift from adolescence to adulthood.

LoveLeo

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LoveLeo may only have one single to his name, but it certainly left enough of an impression to land him on this list. His debut single, and in turn viral hit, “BOYFREN” topped both Spotify’s US and Global Viral charts. Released via GODMODE, the indie development label that brought us Yaeji, Channel Tres, and more, LoveLeo is poised to be more than just a flash in the pan moment of success. Bedroom-produced, infectious artist LoveLeo is here to stay.

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