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Please be normal
#i get smol bean'd A Lot and whether it's this or the fact that i'm barley 5'0 I Don't Care. I Wish People Would Stop.#art#fav tag
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you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!
unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!
tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.
bonus rules:
you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny
take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)
apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender
have fun and be yourself!
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As with the horse poll, please regard these options as sliders. The extent to which each one deviates from 1/6th of the total will determine the amount that canine aspect deviates from the "average."
I will draw the dog we make. :)
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back home. immediately cold and rainy. Sad :(
#i did. manage to write 1.2k on the plane. not bad not bad#but ohhhh my god it was actually Sunny in dartmouth. it's Spring over there. imagine.#it was like fucking 16+ !! in april!!! whack#also everything up there is just. Better. they have blue bins And compost bins. and when you're trying to cross the road#people don't just. hit the gas and nearly run you over. Refreshing#i Did get doubled id'd at the liquor store but i look 14 so i can't really fault them for that lol#oh oh And. their harbor is actually pretty. and they let you touch the water so it's Clean too hsdgfshj#10/10 very uncursed harbor. delightful change of pace#nebular.txt
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update 2 I'm drinking 30% vodka straight
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#update gf and i are cooking Again bc the others just would not fucking get off their asses#like. ''oh cooking is better we should've been doing this sooner'' WE MY ASS!! BRO YOU DID NOTHING!!!#and like. after I've finished cooking the stupid pasta and gf is halfway through peeling/cutting veg Then they're like 'oh do u need help'#little late there broski! nothing for you to help with anymore! Which is probably why you waited so fucking long to ask!!!#nebular.txt
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experiencing Entitlement
#friends gf and i are out w just. sitting there waiting for gf to cook for them#when she bought all the food and spent a while grilling in the cold for them last night while they sat on their asses inside#not even an offer to help. i literally told them hey you don't have to wait for us you can get started if you're hungry. and they're just.#sitting there. waiting. like it's fucking spaghetti y'all know how to boil fucking spaghetti right. you don't need my gf to do that For you#nebular.txt
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Sorry for being such a slow writer, it's because I [remembers that self-deprecating jokes are harmful to my mental health and make everyone else uncomfortable] was attacked by dark spirits and washed up on the shore of a mysterious island with no recollection of who I was
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i'm gonna k *remembers i shouldn't make suicide jokes* i must become the monster
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