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abovethefoldd · 3 months

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welcome to a random Javid moment I found in 92sies when I was watching it the other day

JACK LITERALLY GRABS DAVID BY THE TIE?!? AND DRAGS HIM ALONG?!? YOU’RE TELLING ME THEY’RE STRAIGHT?!

#THE JAVID IS SO REAL #they are not straight whatsoever #you can’t tell me that’s not gay #newsies #92sies #davey jacobs #david jacobs #newsies 1992 #newsies the musical #jack kelly #1992sies #javid #javid newsies #javey #javey newsies #newsies moments

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theoldkyokodied · 8 months

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If you follow my main you had to know this was coming… anyway. Enjoy these bloodweave doodles :)

#bloodweave #gale x astarion #astarion x gale #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #baldurs gate more like baldurs gay amirite folks?#yeah sorry the themes of hunger abuse and power got to me. I’m not immune to thematically mirrors #I have so many thoughts about the it’s not even funny anymore #oh you mean to tell me that canonically gale would offer up his blood if asked and that astarion can’t even do that bc of the orb ??#tasteful irony that the guy who would want to help can’t do that bc of a mistake he made for love.#especially devastating for someone who measures his self worth in usefulness #oh they are so fucked up and they could understand each other in ways hardly reachable to others #once I start an origin run it’s over for you guys I will be so insufferable. even more than usual

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thatgaywizardoverthere · 8 months

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Arthur keeping tabs on Merlin day 1 so they can “accidentally” run into each other at the market

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houseswife · 5 months

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bro can you imagine being tritter. you’re a power hungry cop who just wants to get revenge on the asshole doctor who humiliated you, so you approach his prescribing physician saying “here’s cold hard proof that he committed several crimes and endangered your career”. and instead of testifying against him in light of this information he’s like nooo he didn’t do anything wrong!! it was my fault actually that he committed felonies without my knowledge!! don’t take him away!! send me to prison instead!!! like. what do you even do with that

#can’t get over the car scene where tritter is like ‘you’ll go to prison if you don’t tell the truth about him’#and wilson just goes ‘better me than him’#and tritter just gets inscreasingly baffled by his commitment to being number 1 house defender #gay people bro 😭😭 outside perspective on that relationship goes crazy #house md #hilson #house/wilson #gregory house #james wilson #or like alternatively #can you imagine being julie wilson #and your husband comes home one day and he’s like I lost my job #and u ask why #and he says that house committed too many crimes and you refused to get him fired #my man was down bad 😭 stand by your mannn and show the world you love him

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ineffableteeth · 7 months

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I love the idea of Crowley just doing things for Aziraphale without him asking

Just small things like making him tea, tidying the bookshop, making reservations to dinner, bringing him sushi, being his literal husband, and finding random books that Aziraphale already has and bringing them to him (Aziraphale wont say anything)

#you can’t tell me he wouldn’t #aziraphale loves crowley #crowley loves aziraphale #crowley #good omens #aziraphale #aziracrow #crowphale #gay omens #aziraphale x crowley #ineffable husbands

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thatsrightice · 7 months

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Ok so you probably know this already, but there’s a behind the scenes documentary of Top Gun (1986) and it features nearly all of the actors and Tony Scott and others discussing the making of the film. See Part 1 and Part 2 on YouTube, the videos are by link only.

In part 1 of the documentary, Tony Scott mentions that a big inspiration for the overall look of movie came from a book of photography by a man named Bruce Weber. And Tony Scott specifies this picture below as a big part of his vision because one of the models looked just like Val Kilmer, one looked just like Tom Cruise, and the last one was a jock-Rick Rossovich type.

And I just want to say that everything makes much more sense knowing this fact like—

Okay so shirtless, hot, fit men. Checks out. Looks good—

Look at these besties hanging out! You ever have have a slumber party with your bros?

Woah— Is it getting hot in here or is it just them???

Nope. Definitely them.

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khryptid · 26 days

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With being raised on the Baratie, I feel like Sanji’s issues should be more of a gender crisis than a sexuality crisis.

That’s not to say the two issues aren’t interconnected, but the entire crew of the Baratie lived there full time. Wikipedia says there were 23 chefs, and from what I can tell in the screenshots, they were all men and/or masculine-presenting. I find it highly probable at least a couple were involved in some version of a romantic/FwB/queerplatonic relationship.

This is all to say, that for Sanji’s fawning over women, I can’t help but to headcanon him as a phenomenal disaster bi.

#you can’t tell me that scene with ace lighting his cigarette isn’t a little gay #or literally every argument with Zoro has their lips barely 2 inches from touching #I’d say momoiro island but that’s for Sanji’s gender crisis #one piece #one piece fluff #found family #black leg sanji #sanji #vinsmoke sanji #portgas d ace #roronoa zoro #zoro #zosan #red leg zeff #zeff #one piece zeff

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themistymountainscold · 9 months

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cody: so general… want to talk about that holo text you sent me last night?

obi-wan: what? oh right! that was just autocorrect.

cody: autocorrect wrote “please step on me commander”?

obi-wan, sweating: yes

#obi-wan had a little to drink #cody is very amused by this #it happened and you can’t tell me otherwise #star wars #star wars: the clone wars #the clone wars #clone wars #tcw #sw tcw #commander cody #obi-wan kenobi #codywan #cody x obi wan #incorrect quotes #gay

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strangeandbisexual · 3 months

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gertrude robinson agnes montague toxic eldritch yuri

#should this stay in drafts #whatever that soul bond was gay you can’t tell me otherwise #tma #the magnus archives #magpod #gertrude robinson #agnes montague #the desolation #also they’re both dead and hot did I mention that #strange speaks

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roman-roy-apologist · 2 months

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yeah ok i get it you don’t think transandrophobia exists but you do realize that it’s still bad to be shitty to transmascs right? you get that right?

#like you don’t get to be transphobic just bc you say ‘well they’re men so men can’t be oppressed’#as if if there is never any intersection of identities that includes being a man #like first think of gay/bi men they experience a different kind of oppression than queer women do and it would be idiotic to argue that #them being men has NOTHING to do with the oppression they face #and then there’s black and brown men who are constantly painted as scary and violent in news and media and are disproportionately killed #by police officers #and you’re telling me that has NOTHING to do with how their identities intersect between being a POC and a man. ok #it makes no sense to me because look #obviously we live under the patriarchy which systematically oppressed women as well as anyone who deviates from #the cisheteronormative white masculine ideals and i’m by no means trying to say that ‘men have it harder’#it just seems a bit ingenuine to argue that UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES CAN A MAN FACE OPPRESSION DUE TO THE INTERSECTION OF ANOTHER #MARGINALIZED IDENTITY #transandrophobia #transgender #transmasc #trans masc #trans man #transphobia

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dumblebumblebee · 11 months

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“maybe i don’t want to push this until it breaks” . and you expect me to believe house is straight. as if that’s not the most homoerotic and roundabout way of saying “i’m in love with you”

#house #house md #gregory house #james wilson #hilson #jesus christ #i’m live-blogging in case you can’t tell #they mean so much to me #fellas is it gay to commit malpractice

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silly-little-headcannons · 6 months

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Rip Richie Lipschitz you would have loved the return of DanAndPhilGAMES

#you can’t even tell me im wrong #i think he would freak #i can tell he loves DanAndPhilGAMES #just look at him #gay trans man whose really into anime?#thats a textbook dan and phil stan sorry #nerdy prudes must die #starkid #npmd #richie lipschitz #starkid npmd #jon matteson #dan and phil #dan and phil games

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padfoot0216 · 7 months

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Eddie - So when are you gonna go out with me?

Buck - I don’t know, when are you gonna ask me out?

Eddie -