shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders

my chemical romance is literally a band

ARMANDANIEL REAL (PROBABLY) I WIN

My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

they’re gonna rip up your heads

your aspirations to shreds

ANOTHER COCK IN THE MURDER MACHINE!!!!

*walks up to the president* not to be rude, but my huge cock thinks you should kill yourself

IM WEARING HIS BOXERS IM BEING A GOOD WIFE WE WONT BE TOGETHER BUT MAYBE THE NEXT LIFE I NEED HIM LIKE WATER HE LIVES ON A LANDSLIDE I CRY IN HIS BATHROOM HE TURNS OF THE BIG LIGHT IM BEING THE COOL GIRL IM KEEPING IT SO TIGHT I CARRY HIM HOME WHILE MY FRIENDS HAVE A GOOD NIGHT I NEED HIM LIKE WATER HE THINKS THAT IM ALRIGHT IM NOT FEELING HUMAN I THINK HES A GOOD GUY BUT ITS COMPLEX ITS A COMPLEX

I love all the avatars who are like “the Eye is silly and I’m not afraid of it or it’s power” and then immediately go “but you’re a silly little man and just for that, I’m gonna tell you my entire life story.”

turned this in for my biology assignment today online school is going well

ever since i was a little girl i've always wanted a hysterectomy

Never understood the collective vehement resentment of small talk lol i hate the painful grind of small talk as much as the next person but i think id rather shrivel up and die than be denied nuggets of joy found in standing in an elevator and having a middle aged woman compliment my nails or bonding fleetingly with a cafegoer over the city's temperamental weather it's so integral to nurturing & cultivating the soul i think

i went to a store the other day that said “service animals welcome” on the door and like,

i love you imani hakim instagram stories

RAHHHH imso normal

Where is the link to your songs. I lost it :(

SONGS!!

died and came back exactly the same but something was so so so wrong with me before and now I have an excuse to really lean into it

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

died and came back wrong and no one could tell the difference