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kingofthewilderwest · 2 days

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As much as certain typing styles make me squirm, I acknowledge I type like a Millennial and am proud if I make others squirm. mwahahaha ;) ^.^ XD deal with it >:D rotflhhh

#you can pry XD and 😂 from my cold dead hands y'all #honestly it's COOL generational typing patterns exist #even if I hate the one... where people use ellipses every phrase... to separate thoughts... I know the tone comes off different to them...#but for anyone younger than me?#I will be the old obnoxious person #I accept that role #I have become it #blabbing Haddock #non-dragons

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simonzriley · 23 hours

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COD Sexuality HCs for Gay Month

(Modern Warfare Reboot only for this one, Black Ops and Ghosts coming soon)

(if you disagree with any of these you're homophobic)

(not a single one of them is capable of being straight)

• Simon Ghost Riley: First of all this man is aro-ace spec, demisexual/demiromantic perhaps (what? no. im not projecting). Man kisser. He likes boys.

• John Soap MacTavish: That's a bisexual if I've ever seen one. Slight preference towards men, but for the most part, if he thinks you're attractive he'll hit on you. Man or woman, doesn't matter. I don't think I need to say much here. He's just a bisexual man, case closed.

• Kyle Gaz Garrick: Also bisexual, but I'm gonna say he's a bit of a ladies man. I just get that vibe from him. He is dancing with all the girls in the club, and they are eating it up.

• John Price: There's one of two options here. Gay, and Straight. I'm sorry, I can not see an in between. I don't know why. I think it's just one or the other here. He's either the gayest man you've ever seen (bear btw), with a husband at home, or he's very respectfully a straight man with a wife at home.

• Alex Keller: Golden retriever bisexual. Case closed. No preference. Might actually be pansexual but doesn't care enough to look into it. He likes whoever, and when he likes them, he's the fucking sweetest man ever about it. He's incredibly romantic. I have strong feelings about this one. Pry this headcanon straight out of my cold dead hands I dare you.

• Farah Karim: I also get demisexual/demiromantic vibes from her. I don't think she's even worried about finding a partner, tbh. She is very devoted to the ULF, and outside of that doesn't make it a priority to find a partner. As for gender preference, I don't think she has one. Very much so 'I'll end up with whoever I end up with and I'm gonna love them' vibes.

• Alejandro Vargas: Raging bisexual. So many bisexuals but you know I'm right. Look at him, and then look at Rudy, and tell me they're not married. As for why he's bisexual and not gay? Idk? Vibes. You tell me.

• Rodolfo Rudy Parra: Gay your honor!! Gay!! Gay, and married to Alejandro. That's it. He crushed on Alejandro for most of his young adulthood. He's still crushing on Alejandro.

• Valeria Garza: Lesbian! She doesn't care for men. Very 'fuck the patriarchy' as well imo. Very proud about who she is, though I don't think she advertises it.

• Phillip Graves: Homosexual. Gay man. Boy kisser. Extremely closeted though, even well into adulthood. Being brought up in the south, I think he was definitely raised Christian. He was also raised in a very conservative small town. Like, the closest Walmart is an hour away typa small town. So he's got a lot of shit to work through internally. I think he even has an ex-wife that he was never truly in love with. You couldn't pry this one out of my cold, dead, gay, country boy hands if you tried. I will never stop pushing the gay graves agenda.

- Anyway that's all for now, if you disagree that's fine, I don't care these are just my thoughts. I don't know shit about shit! So take these with a grain of salt. As always. -

#call of duty #gay men #headcanons #gay #wlw #mlm #sfw #sfw headcanons #cod headcanons #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #modern warfare 2 #phillip graves is gay #bisexual #lesbian

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caus34concern · 9 months

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monthly stagedorks post just to remind everyone how normal i am about them

#missing them dearly #i have been so upset lately but at least i have stagedorks #you can pry them from my cold dead hands.#be more chill #bmc #jeremy heere #christine canigula #stagedorks #w.connolly!jere #error 340

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critterbitter · 5 months

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The twins attempt reparations. Elesa is charmed by their wet emolga impressions and earnest earmuffs. She still can't understand their words very well but she can read between the lines of script.

A day after after this Unfortunate Sequence of Events!

For more submas content, feel free to hit up this masterpost.

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kokodrawings · 8 months

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Artober day 3!

#artober 2023 #inktober #minato namikaze #kakashi hatake #namikaze minato #hatake kakashi #naruto shippuden #naruto #artists on tumblr #digital art #koko draws #I find the idea of a 15 yo baby jounin training a 5 yo baby genin absolutely hilarious #people probably though Minato was the one taking the chunin exams instead of Kakashi LOL #I know this was retconned like 95% of the cool things about part 1 naruto #you can pry them from my cold dead hands though ~

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wizardsimper · 5 months

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I love my druid parents

#people complaining about there being two druid companions #nah fam i love having both #you can pry them from my cold dead hands #also fuck you to anyone who calls halsin boring #leave my man alone #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 meme #bg3 jaheira #jaheira #bg3 halsin #halsin #halsin silverbough

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shima-draws · 4 months

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WOE! ADORABLE TWIN PLUSHIES BE UPON YE!

Bonus:

#Mother 3 #Mother series #Lucas #Claus #Mother 3 twins #Mother 3 Lucas #Mother 3 Claus #Earthbound #You can pry my Claus' hairstyle from my cold dead hands btw.#LMAO #As soon as I saw the plushies I BOLTED to my computer to draw this. You're welcome #Shima arts #Digital art #Art #Comic #GODDDD I HAVEN'T DRAWN THEM IN YEARS.....hello boys it's so good to see you #shima-draws

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horrorlesbians · 7 months

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we as a society have lost our culture when we let VHS tapes die. and now they're killing DVDs. is the physical not sacred anymore?

#🦌#vinyl records are only popular bc of the nostalgia and because artists realize they can use them as merch #don't talk to me about cars removing cd players either. i need the physical #you will pry physical books and my DVD and VHS collection and my vinyl collection from my cold dead hands

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malin-la · 4 months

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You can pry this adhd x autism couple from my cold dead hands

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cassandracain52 · 13 days

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And now some weekly TimSteph content because they are still an iconic couple that you can ship if you want to😤

A Prime Example:

(Robin (1993) issue #60)

The time Tim made a fake identity before Stephanie knew his real name just so he could take her to baby classes. For the baby that was not even his btw

(Robin (1993) Issue #64)

He also made sure to be at her side when she actually had said baby, having had The Flash run him there while he was still in full Robin gear when he found out she was in labor

#timsteph #you can pry this ship from my cold dead hands #I will never stop #This is my opinion #But it’s also a fact #dc comics #tim drake #stephanie brown #I know he uses Alvin Draper for more than this but that’s irrelevant #For the love of justice stop calling them siblings #I beg of you #They may no longer be cannon but cannon has never stopped the fandom before

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sock-tin · 11 months

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garrance posting on this fine friday eve

#im gonna keep drawing ginger laurance YOU CAN PRY HIS EARLY DESIGN FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS #anyways im not normal about them #i was rewatching this mystreet episode with some friends and it kicked off me getting back into aphmau so I HAVE THEM TO THANK FOR IT #mystreet #Aphmau #garrance

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birdhand-arts-extra-chaos · 5 months

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deconstructing my simplistic slugcat designs (+ headcanons) in a kinda sorta height chart!

thinking about animating a few things so i wanted to have a more solid ref, very true to canon because i think the in-game sprites are such a silly shape and i love them sm <3

#slugcat #rw downpour #rw #rain world #rw survivor #rw hunter #rw monk #rw artificer #rw spearmaster #rw gourmand #rw rivulet #rw saint #sorry for the 1 billion tags #reference #character design #you can pry slugcat whiskers from my cold dead hands #hunter might have had them but they lost em in a fight #shapes and colors

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mymitochondriaforpresident · 3 months

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The racism my beloved Simon had to face….my baby. 🥺💔

Although painful to watch, it felt incredibly validating. It was so annoying watching some people say this show was “only about class” while dismissing the BS that Simon had to go through. The abuse was ten fold because he’s POC and S3 finally exposed that.

That being said, and on a more positive note, it was so incredibly sexy when Simon sang happy birthday to Wille in Spanish (he feels safe with him!) and when Wille admitted to fantasizing about stroking those beautiful curlssss (and then actually did it). 🥹❤️‍🩹

Wilmon forever. 🤎🤍

#simon the bravest of braves and the sweetest of sweets i love him sooooooo much #and apparently inspo was from irl hate comments omar has received? 🔪#oh HELL no. 🐓🤎#omar brought face heart soul and curls to this season and to this damn show and i love him and simon so much #like it wouldn’t have been that bad if he was fully white and didn’t look the way he did and i stand by that #those online hate comments were disgusting #imported? latin lover? (they were a breath away from flat out calling him a wh*re and i was ready to throw some fucking hands)#even more hurtful because simon was very obviously a virgin when he met wille and didn’t even sleep with that douchebag #who shall not be named on my blog #y’all can try to pry this interracial ship out of my cold dead hands (you won’t)#but we heal and that’s beautiful ❤️‍🩹#they mean soooo much to me 😭😭😭#and like i said before #no it wouldn’t have been good if simon wasn’t poc I SAID WHAT I SAID WHAT I SAID #young royals #wilmon #simon eriksson #simon my beloved 💜#i love them sooooooooooooooo much.#🤎🤍

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thatdammchickennugget · 6 months

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All the marauders are pretty but...

[includes the girls + Regulus]

...Remus is pretty like fairy lights and annotated books

...James is pretty like orange trees and colourful kites

...Sirius is pretty like the stars and stage lights

...Peter is pretty like sweet honey and soft grass

...Lily is pretty like cherry blossoms and freckled skin

...Marlene is pretty like street art and coral reefs

...Mary is pretty like lace and stained glass windows

...Alice is pretty like butterflies and sunny creeks

...Dorcas is pretty like swans and poetry

...Regulus is pretty like calligraphy and the northern lights

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myfandomhalf · 5 months

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BSD is the only fandom I know of that would take canon content between a ship and say “that doesn’t count bc it’s fanservice” 💀 what does that even mean?? And yes I’m talking about

This is an actual scene in a movie / manga / light novel. Asagiri was involved and supervised the whole thing. It HAPPENED. It’s CANON. Wdym it “doesn’t count”??? Who decided to write this off as fanservice?? Like you guys are taking one of the most canon gay scenes and saying it doesn’t count bc it’s too gay so therefore it must be fanservice. You really think they had a meeting like “we should do something nice for the skk shippers let’s have Dazai and Chuuya be super gay” you think Asagiri with his track record would do/allow that?? You think he’d throw in some unnecessary yaoi just as a treat?? Please bffr.

If this happened with any m/f ship it would be treated as genuine ship content. Hell, if this happened with bakudeku half the fandom would rejoice and the other half would be beyond livid and disgusted but they wouldn’t say “doesn’t count it’s just fanservice”

#skk #soukoku #bungou stray dogs #and what makes me angry is that skk shippers also call it a fanservice scene #the scene has merit in its own right #it’s important to demonstrate just how deep their bond and trust goes #and the way they look at each other is that gentle bc they want US to know #the READERS that skk DONT hate each other #even if they never admit it they want us to know #you’re seriously doing them a disservice by writing off the importance of this scene #you can pry dead Apple is canon from my cold dead hands #this manga is for adults for a reason 🙄#aka children miss nuance unless it’s directly told to their faces

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jeronandor · 1 month

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"this is a rebellion, isn't it? i rebel."

#star wars #rogue one #jyn erso #rogue one deleted scenes #mine #can somebody take my computer away from me i can't stop watching the deleted rogue one scenes #just kidding you can pry them from my cold dead hands #roman empire etc.#only jyn erso would get accused of being too rebellious by the rebel alliance

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