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rwby-encrusted-blog · 3 months

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Ruby: MMmm-MH! Goooood Morning Yang!

Yang: *Brushing Teeth* M'rn Rbs!

Ruby: You're up bright and early. What's up?

Yang: *Spits in sink* Me and Blakey got a whole day planned-*Gargling & Swishing Mouthwash, Spits* We're gonna go for a walk in the park to get some pictures taken and do a little window shopping, then we're meeting up with her parents for lunch!

Ruby: You've got a whole day planned, Huh! Is there something special about to ... day ...

Ruby checks the calender - wednesday, Febuary 14th.

Valentines day

Ruby: Nonono! Not now! I haven't prepared!

Yang: Sorry Rubes! I gotta get dressed, so unless you wanna see me naked again, you should-

Ruby: I'm going, I'm going!

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Ruby: Hey Weiss! Blake and Yang are busy-

Weiss: I have Dates planned Ruby! I'm afraid I can't help you.

Ruby: With- I'm sorry did you say 'Dates' as in Dates Plural?

Weiss: Yes I did.

Ruby: Isn't that kind of-

Penny: Salutations Ruby! I am here to see My Valentines for the day!

Ruby: Penny? You're going out with Weiss?

Jaune: I am too! We're going to be switching on and off throughout the day!

Ruby: What.

Penny: Knowing that you identify as 'Asexual' I inquired what romance felt like to Weiss, who was on her way to ask Jaune on a 'date.' Jaune brought up how Polyamorous relationships were uncommon but plausible, so Weiss agreed to spend her time with us both!

Ruby: ... Oh.

Weiss: Yes, and I still need to finish readying up! Please leave so that I may Dress!

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Loud Thumping and groaning may be heard behind Ren and Nora's Door, along with slapping sounds.

Ruby: I dunno why I thought they'd be doing anything else.

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Oscar: Hey Ruby! What're you up to?

Ruby: Finding you! Everyone else is busy with Valentines, so I figured "hey, Oscar hasn't seemed interested in anyone, and he know what romance is" so I looked for you so we could have a Totally Platonic hangout. Which, for Valentines day would be weird-

Whitley: *Barging in* Hello my Evergreen~ I brought Cinnamon raisin Oatmeal cookies for my most sweet of sweets~

Oscar: Uuuhh ... Sorry Ruby, I'm kinda busy?

Ruby: ￣へ￣

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Ruby: *Knocking on Door* HEY UNCLE QROW!

Robyn: *Wrapped in a towel* Sorry kid, He's busy in the Bathroom.

Ruby: ... i though him and Clover-

Clover: I'm here Too!

Qrow: I got a big heart Kid! Now leave and let me bathe with these guys, or I'll tell them about your seventh brithday!

Clover: Now that I wanna hear!

Ruby: You wouldn't!

Robyn: *Holding Qrow's hand* He Would.

Ruby: ... Got it. Have a nice time. Please leave a sock on your handle next time this happens!

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Ruby: ...

Emerald: How do they feel now?

Mercury: *Rubbing his legs, crying Slightly* They feel Real. They feel like they're back.

Ruby: Well That's sweet.

Emerald: We're trying. I'd talk more but concentration-

Ruby: And Merc seems like he needs you, have a nice day.

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Ruby: Hey Winter-

Winter: ...

Cinder: *On Winter's shoulder* ...

Ruby: ... I'll be going.

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Ruby: Hey Miss Schnee-

Willow: *sweaty and Flushed* Hello Dear! I'm afraid I don't have much time-

Kali: Willow~ We have time for one more round before me and Ghira need to see our Kitten~

Ruby: Just go-

Willow: I can take a break if you need-

Ruby: I'll be fine, i get it-

Willow: Seriously, If you need something-

Ruby: Thank you, but I'm good, all good, go have your fun-

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TaiYang: Hey! You've reached the Personal Scroll of Taiyang Xiao Long! At the moment I am pounding someone's ass right now, and Can't reach you! PLease leave a message at the Tone!

Ruby: *Hangs up* Safe to assume that's where Raven is.

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Ruby: ... Hey? Hey Torchwick!

Roman: *Sitting at a table at a cafe* Little Red, I'm not in the mood for any of our games today.

Ruby: What do you mean?

Roman: Look, Neo's a free spirit, and on today of all days, she's reveling in Warm bodies rather than cold blood, leaving little ol' me out to dry, just cause the way I get down and Dirty is only ever stylish not sexy.

Ruby: ... yeah, I get that. Everyone I can think of is either being horny or romantic. It's annoying.

Roman: Oh-ho-ho! It seems the little nightmare for all the criminals in Vale is and Ace of Spades, huh?

Ruby: Well ... *Unfurling Crescent Rose as she takes a seat* Wrong Farm tool, but yeah, my flags fly white, gray, Green and Purple.

Roman: ... how about truce for today? I get the feeling if we stay out of each other's trouble our friends and family can have a nice day.

Ruby: No assault, theft from Mom and Pop shops, no murders, no trafficking and no destruction of property.

Roman: ... take off destruction of property.

Ruby: Hostile architecture only.

Roman: *Extending his hand* Deal.

Ruby: *shaking his hand* Sweet.

#rwby #ruby rose #roman torchwick #NOT rosewick #platonic rosewick?#bumbleby #whiteknight #frostbyte #frostknyte #rich farmers #renora #true fairgame #jailbyrds #fairgame #cinwin #emercury #tairaven #rwby pheonix #rwby shitpost

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eiirisworkshop · 1 month

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Title: That’s Me Rated: M Length: ~600 words Read on Ao3 here. Summary: Angel has a moment of understanding about his relationship with Husk—while watching some of his own porn.

They were in Husk’s room for once, Husk frowning against his headboard with his arms crossed, Angel lounging across the green quilt, both facing the old tube TV perched precariously on top of the dresser, which was currently playing one of Angel’s videos.

The Angel on the screen leaned back against the big bull demon whose lap he was bouncing in, eyes closed and mouth open, gasping and moaning at a higher and higher pitch until he came with a mewling cry, splattering his own chest and stomach with jizz that clung to his fur pearlescent drops.

Husk levered himself off the bed with an irritable huff and tromped to the bathroom, leaving the door open.

“Hey,” Angel called after him, “you said you were down to watch.”

“I was,” Husk called back, taking a piss.

“Then what’s with the tude?”

Husk rezipped his pants and came back into the room. “That’s not what you sound like.”

Angel made a face and sat up. “What are you talking about?”

“That’s not what you sound like when you come,” Husk elaborated, jerking a thumb at the TV.

“Of course it is!” Angel also gestured at the TV, where the credits were now rolling over a slideshow of still pinup pictures of him. “That’s me! I—oh. That’s Angel Dust.”

Husk glanced between him and the TV a couple times, brow furrowed. “Yeah.”

“You don’t like Angel Dust.”

“Of course I do,” Husk said quickly, moving to sit on the edge of the bed next to him.

“No, I mean,” he shook his head. “I know ya like me, but you’ve been real damn clear that you don’t like the whole,” he gestured vaguely, “pornstar sexy persona thing. That’s Angel Dust, and you haven’t been fuckin’ Angel Dust.” He continued quiet, almost to himself. “You’ve just been fuckin’ Anthony….”

“Anthony?” Husk asked.

“‘At’s me,” he said, smile small, voice even smaller, almost embarrassed.

“Your name’s Anthony?”

He nodded. “I mean, ‘Angel’ is my name too, and nobody but some of the studio paperwork ever calls me Anthony anymore but, yeah.”

“...would you want me to?”

“Hm?”

“Would you want me to call you Anthony?” Husk offered. “Or, I dunno, Tony or somethin’?”

“Jeez, no,” Angel laughed, shaking his head. “I never went by Tony—there were already two other Tonys on the street. My sister used to call me Anth sometimes, though. But, nah, Angel’s fine, Angel’s good. Don’t worry about it.”

Husk smiled softly at Angel’s laughter. “Can I call you Anthony?”

“Do you…want to?”

Husk shrugged, smile broadening lopesidedly. “I kinda like it; it suits you.”

Angel shrugged too, blushing a little. “Wouldn’t mind—least not when it’s just us.”

“Okay,” Husk agreed. He found one of Angel’s hands with his own and interlaced their fingers. “So, Anthony—” Angel smiled, eyes crinkling “—ya wanna remind me what you sound like?”

“I can do that,” Angel purred and tackled Husk onto his back with his head just past the edge of the mattress, hat falling to the floor.

“Shit—yellow!” Husk clung to Angel, claws digging into his arms.

Angel rolled back towards the center of the bed, pulling Husk with him. “Sorry.”

Husk took a breath. “It’s okay, just—watch the edge a the bed and watch the wings.” He shook out his wings, grabbed his pillow, lay on top of it, and pulled Angel back on top of him, grumbling a fond, “Overeager little bitch.”

Angel straddled his lap and ran all four hands over his chest, grinning broadly. “That’s me!”

#eiiri made this #fanfiction #fanfic #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanfiction #hazbin angel dust #hazbin hotel husk #huskerdust

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biggie-chcese · 5 months

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rain code age headcanons because i have literally only ever been choosing ages based on what's funniest but now i wanna cast away my grand layers of irony and be genuine for a moment. also. this goes pretty in depth so be prepped for the long haul when you click read more lmao.

spoilers for the whole game below and it's because of one specific character iykyk

Yakou - this man has the soul of a guy in his late 40s going through what would be his midlife crisis if not for the fact that he's fully aware he passed the midpoint years ago. but that soul is trapped in the body of a guy who doesnt look a day older than 28. what moisturizer does he use? i doubt he even uses anything other than that 13 in 1 shampoo. anyway, i think he's 32.

Halara - 26. nothing really to justify this other than they've got that mid 20s swag but 25 didn't feel right. adult enough to be as competent as they are yet young enough to look like that. moving on.

Desuhiko - 19. i think he's the youngest of the NDA because. well. idk man have you read his dialogue? he's got a whole lot of growing to do and is still very lost on his direction in life. he's giving 'bitch fresh outta high school (or in this case, detective training) and relishing in his freshly obtained freedom."

Vivia - 28? yeah i got nothing for this i am going purely on vibes here. 28 just feels right.

Fubuki - 23. she's clearly still a bit young but is also clearly a grown ass adult who wasn't raised right so i think this makes for a happy medium, especially if she's already been on some worldwide adventures n shit before the game. works out quite swimmingly methinks.

Kurumi - 18. for my personal comfort bc we'll get to yuma later but im not gonna sit here and ignore the way the game constantly grovels at the audience's feet to ship them so id rather she not be any younger than this. anyway, more about her: she tends to hold her own as an informant with more competence, maturity, and effecience than most of the NDA. but she also has a pretty childish black and white view on things, like believing her beloved detectives are always right (girl if you were real you would be ENTRENCHED in stan culture oml do NOT get into minecraft youtubers) but i've... seen 18 year olds on the internet that are exactly the same so whatever

Aetheria girls - putting them all at 17-18 because, based on honorifics, they are treated as upperclassmen by their peers in the Japanese dub. i think waruna is the youngest and kurane is the eldest.

Yomi - 25. he has that vibe. old enough to be taken seriously as an adult but young enough to act like That™. yknow?

Martina - 32. she's giving older woman sexy librarian vibes and generally carries herself with a certain level of poise and maturity but is also a freak in a way that can best be explained by being a woman in her 30s. not elaborating on this

Swank - 41. to me he's like those awful surly businessmen who go to cabaret clubs to drink and smoke their office job woes away and cheat on their wives. but he also has extreme mafia boss swag about it so i kinda love him for that. dunno what this has to do with age tho. moving on.

Seth - 22 because he's giving youngest brother. i think he's the youngest of the peacekeepers in general. guillaume definitely bullies him about this.

Dominic - 34. bro is built like a jojo character what else do you want me to say. he's still got that youthfulness about him that makes me think he's still not going through his midlife crisis, so i wouldn't place him any older

Guillaume - 23. guillaume is so girlypop manic pixie dream girl core that she's definitely got the energy of someone who is young but also strikes the balance of being someone who has a job and a mortgage. dunno how she does it. id like to think she isnt even much older than seth but still bullies him for being the baby of the peacekeepers. do u understand my vision. please. they have so much annoying coworker potential.

shinigami - idk like 1000. she's a death god who cares.

yuma - okay. yeah. look i dont give a singular fuck about age discourse- headcanon whatever you want- but from looking at canon material i genuinely think that he could not possibly be any younger than 21. 20 if we wanna push it. yes, i know he looks young. i have eyes. but also, im in my 20s and the most common thing people tell me when i reveal my age is "oh, i thought you were 15." one time a person asked me if i was 12. at my job. that i was actively working at. i was 20. adults can look young, and contrary to the classic 1000 year old loli dragon trope he doesnt act overtly childish. he acts like a normal fuckin guy. yes he cries but like. you wouldn't in his position? bro speedruns lifelong trauma so skillfully that he's backwards long jumping into alternate universes where everything is somehow worse. i'd be freaked out if he didn't cry. also im aware that the child prodigy detective trope is a thing and that kodaka has written that before but... he was number one three years ago. and the training takes two years. which means, if he is a minor in the game's present day, he started working at the WDO at 12 and became number one at 14... at the oldest. have you ever met a 14 year old? forgive me for not suspending my disbelief here. and really the kicker for me is that yuma has a line where he says he's not sure if he's drinking age (which would be 20 in japan), but you know who would be sure? you know who knows yuma's age better than yuma?

makoto kagutsuchi - this megacorporation CEO has a fully stocked minibar installed in his penthouse. <- sentence i cannot bring myself to believe if it's about a child. since i also cant picture him becoming CEO at age 14 without yomi at least once angrily pointing that out (he only ever mentions that makoto is an outsider, or has his head in the clouds), id like to think both him and yuma, at their youngest, earned their top spots at their respective organizations at 18. it keeps their gifted kid syndrome and young prodigy-ness without making things comically ridiculous or uncomfortable for the sheer amount of sexual situations yuma gets put into.

anyway that's my silly little ramble on age headcanons. this was actually really fun to think about. shoutout to kodaka for leaving out the ages. funniest choice he could've made

#rain code #raincode #mdarc #master detective archives: rain code #rain code spoilers #mdarc spoilers

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my-soupy-brain · 6 months

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“you smell so good, teddy” “it’s just soap, darlin’”

OMG, Ted always looks like he smells so good. I don't know why. The sweaters, maybe? He just seems like someone who smells...amazing. So let's gooo!

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Relationship: Ted Lasso x reader (gn)

Warnings: Fluff, lust + light smut

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Ted came into the kitchen and grabbed a coffee mug over your head, and you breathed in at just the right time.

"Oh, Teddy, what's that?" you ask, leaning into his neck and inhaling with your eyes closed. His hand goes to your hip immediately.

He smiles at you.

"My soap?" he jokes. You lean in and inhale again.

"No, you've got more than soap. Did you put a new cologne on?"

Ted shrugs. "No, not really. I just got a new body wash. Y'like it, darlin'?"

"God, obviously. Do you really have to go to work today," you ask, nuzzling your nose against his ear, running your fingers through his hair. He sets the mug down to put both arms around you.

He giggles as his lips pepper your neck gently with kisses.

"I dunno. I maybe could afford being a little late," he murmurs, kissing up your neck, to your jaw, to your lips.

You kiss him back, your tongue teasing his, as his hands paw open your light robe to find your skin, making him groan when he makes contact.

"I think we can both be a little late today," you reply, nibbling on his bottom lip. You turn from his arms and skitter into the bedroom, with Ted trying to grab your fluttering robe behind you. Once you're back in the bedroom, your arms are roped around each other as you kiss.

You can still smell his soap. A little spicy, a little woodsy, so masculine and sexy. He feels your nose and giggles.

"Looks like my new soap is some kinda aphrodisiac, huh?" and you nod quickly. "Uh-huh."

You pull him into bed and he falls in between your legs, kissing your neck, your chest, your collarbone, and back up.

You feel how aroused he is behind his khakis, and your hands work his belt open, already making him sigh at the relief from the zipper being moved away.

Before Ted takes down his boxer briefs he checks his watch.

"I've got 10 minutes to spare. Think we can do it?"

You look down at your body, feeling your breath heaving in your chest, your hands running up and down his body.

"Yeah. Yeah, 10 minutes is doable. Just like you," you joke, nibbling his neck.

"Clock starts now," he growls, grabbing your body and kissing you into the mattress.

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Short n sweet and spicy all at once. I loved this prompt because Ted WOULD smell good, and it would be impossible not to wanna jump his bones at every opportunity. Thanks for the prompt, friend!

#ted lasso x reader #ted lasso fanfic #ted lasso fanfiction #ted lasso fluff #ted lasso x you #ted lasso smut

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lunarspiral1127 · 1 month

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X-Men 97 episode 3, here are my thoughts.

*SPOILERS*

Pros:

Goblin Queen got a magical girl transformation sequence. Dunno why this is a pro, but I like it and her outfit. See? A woman looking sexy. Now can the people talking about Rogue's looks can back off now? By the way, Madelyn was actually the Jean we saw this whole time....yeah, I'm gonna get to that later.

The mansion being haunted and the hell pit. The visuals were pretty good on that. I especially liked how each section was showing many of the characters' greatest fears and mess with their insecurities.

Bishop and Cyclops team up which Bishop got to do something cool.

Jean vs. Goblin Queen. It was good. Honestly, I felt bad for both of them Jean was held captive for who knows how long and missed out a lot. Madelyn didn't know she was a clone until Mr. Sinister revealed it to her since she believed to be the real Jean. Then she got brainwashed like a sleeper agent to do Mr. Sinister's bidding.

Forge! He's finally here!

A lot of comic references that worked pretty well.

There was more moments with Morph. He still got involved and despite what he went through because of Sinister, he was still willing to take the X-Men to where he is. However, I thought Morph would do a bit more due to his connection to Mr. Sinister. So, this is kinda a pro and a con to me. I just hope he doesn't get even more traumatized because of Goblin Queen brainwashing him when he was in his Magik form.

Cons:

I'll be honest. I liked the last two episodes more than this one. I think it's because the Madelyn/Goblin Queen storyline from the comics was resolved so quickly. The return of Mr. Sinister, the Jean we saw since episode one was a clone, Nathan going to the future to be cured, Goblin Queen, that all happened and concluded in one episode. Something like this should have some more buildup. Like, be a two-episode or three-episode arc. Many arcs from the 90s X-Men show has lasted for 2-3 episodes, so I thought this was gonna be that. But, I guess not.

Roberto AKA Sunspot was there in this episode, but he didn't really do anything aside from being saved. I thought he left the school, and I don't get why he had to be there when Beast was checking on Jean at the beginning since he's not a member of the team (not yet at least). Maybe he was there to hangout with Jubilee? Well, I just hope that this is building up to him using his powers and develop his character.

The calling herself Madelyn Pryer....when the hell did she come up with her new name?! It felt like it came out of nowhere. She was saying goodbye to Jean, and she's like, "Just call me Madelyn Pryer."......HUH?! You can't just suddenly introduce her new name like that cause it so sudden.

Questions

Will Gambit confront Rogue on her relationship with Magneto and will it go badly?

Again, WHEN WERE THE TWO EVEN A THING?!?! Unless this is a red herring.

When did the switcheroo happen with Jean and her clone? We don't know when so it could've been during the timeskip offscreen.

Is that it from Bishop? Was the point of him being there was to take Nathan to the future to be cured?

What the hell was Morph gonna do with those claws?! I know he can joke around, but hard to reach places?! With those claws?!

How's Forge gonna help Storm get her powers back?

Now that Jean knows how much she means to Logan, Cyclops having a son with a clone who he thought was Jean and knowing that some of the time he spent with her was a lie cause it wasn't Jean, and the last scene where they stood there awkwardly, is there gonna be even more tension between the three? Cause that's gonna be stressful to watch. I blame Sinister if more drama is gonna happen.

Logan's never gonna move on, is he?

And, that's pretty much it.

#x men 97 #xmen 97 #x-men 97 #x men #xmen #x-men #marvel

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an-obsessed-cactus · 15 days

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I think i may be asexual?!

(okay this got longer than expected and i wanted to stop talking cuz ppl won't read it if it's so long and then i realized I'm not here to please anybody and i just wanna process some stuff so. yeah. also i come to realizations farther down that contradict some stuff from the beginning but I'll just leave my whole thought process here)

fun. um. I've realized I'm not straight two years ago and then started learning more about all things LGBT related and think myself educated enough on this topic but.

I've been pondering my sexuality and gender identity again more in recent days and. today i randomly stumbled across a yt video where the author (are you an author on yt? my brain is glitching rn)(also the 'author' in question is @jaidenanimationsofficial wonderful videos love the animation and the humor) talks about being aroace. few hours pass, my stomach hurts like hell so i go to lay down and sleep a bit, wake up and have a realization.

i googled again what asexuality is and read some more on this. i did this before and i guess i didn't see myself in it? so i kinda crossed it off the list of possible identities. i guess because i do want to have sex. i think. I'm not opposed to it and i get horny lmao. but that's only with fictional characters and works? like i just think: that was very sexy of you. but in a platonic way?! sex doesn't cross my mind. (also can you get aroused by music? or a good written work? or movie? like not even the characters but the work itself?) sorry i dunno I'm confused.

anyway i got a bit off track. what i wanted to say was that i suddenly remembered a convo i had with my sister a while ago where we talked about what is the difference between friendship and a romantic relationship. and she said it's that u wanna have sex with them and i was like ... i don't really think that's it...

and like. i get crushes i think. but I've never experienced this want to have sex with a particular person at least that i could remember. like a want to have sex? i guess yeah i mean not rlly sth i think about much but it's not unprecedented(see: i get horny)

honestly I'm not even sure anymore if im not aromantic as well. cuz queerplatonic sounds more like my jam?

like i felt(feel?) like omnisexual described me well because i think I'd be attracted to who the person is at their core. what if ur straight as a girl, date a boy, and then it turns out he's trans? i dunno i feel like gender isn't this fixed thing which then kinda creates problems when labeling urself with a certain sexuality. aaaa people came irl and i lost my train of thought. um. i feel like labeling myself anything other than omnisexual would feel limiting. even if i never developed a crush on a girl for example (i did), i still feel like i could potentially. like there's nothing stopping me. why shouldn't I?

OKAY SO

that was written yesterday. it is now today and i have a whole lot of new thoughts and realizations.

I had a bit of a marathon with @jaidenanimationsofficial videos and i came across an older one she mentioned in the previous one i watched about being aroace(ik it's a mess) about how she couldn't understand why when romantic feelings are not mutual people don't just continue being friends. and i was like EXACTLY WHAT IS UP WITH THAT?! and um. ahem. do u really see it as a problem? I guess if everyone does. but I'm starting to seriously consider if I'm aroace as well which woah there. this happened in a span of a day and I'm not sure it's real and it doesn't feel real? some time will have to pass for me to check out this theory cuz. ppl often say they felt like there was sth wrong with them and then they discovered these terms and were like aHA that's it! that explains everything! and I didn't... have that? and I'm not sure to what extent i identify with aroace because reasons(ill talk about some of it below). and I'm not saying that not having this realization moment or not feeling like sth is wrong with me through my life devalidates my orientation and stuff but it makes me doubt i guess?

i also came to an important discovery that aroused and horny are not the same. who would have thought?! I said above i get horny but apparently being horny means to want to have sex. and i just get the physical part aka arousal. fun. someone help pls im so confused.

okay for the last part(which prolly won't be the last part but one can hope right?)

i said i realized i wasn't straight two years ago. that was when i realized i like my best friend as more than i friend. well it wasn't exactly that simple. tbh i think Lucifer(the series i am NOT a satanist) helped a lot with that? like i knew about some lgbt stuff before because I'm alive on this planet but it kinda made me think about a lot of stuff, and between that stuff was my sexuality as well. idk. it's not like i had a crush on any of the female characters. just got me thinking for some reason. like why is having sex with people you're not romantically involved with wrong? why is prostitution wrong if u enjoy it and get money for it and it's well managed and secure? but that's beside the point.

well anyway I didn't know what i felt towards my bff(I'll say bff cuz bf also stands for boyfriend so it feels weird) but it felt like more than friendship. didn't feel like sth romantic tho. then i discovered queerplatonic relationships exist and i was like i think that's it! and then new school year came i saw her again and doubts flared up. again there was never i wanna have sex with her, but there was an occasional i wanna kiss her. and she was so important to me so it has to be romantic love right?! romance is the highest form of love one can experience afterall! nothing whatsoever can compare to it!! it feels ✨magical✨ when you find you will finally be completed!!! anyways.

it felt like romantic love was the only thing that could justify me feeling this way. i won't go deeper into this because i already have a draft where i do(i have like 16 drafts with uncompleted rambles so...) I'll try to post it but. i told her and we're still good friends! it actually made me closer to the rest of my friend group(which i was only a part of on the paper before)(i was so focused on my bff before I didn't really do group) because i felt a bit distanced from her for a while(she's a people pleaser like me and even tho i think i can read her well im paranoid and i thought she may feel weird?). anyways i got close with 3 other amazing ppl in the meantime and my friendship with my bff hasn't suffered!

but between my feelings being kinda realized and me telling her a whole year has passed and in the end i wasn't even sure what i was feeling anymore just that i didn't want her not to know. idk.

now im wondering what it was. even back then half year pre confession i was thinking if it was just because someone was finally paying attention to me. i didn't really do friends before (i kinda had them but there were no deep convos or shared secrets) and then there was suddenly this person who genuinely enjoys spending time with me! and listens to my problems! and weird obsessions! this sounds kinda sad put like this ngl lmao. but this was the first time I had that deep connection with someone. two years in my confused feelings came. geez i got off track again. point is i thought i was straight up until then and then had a crisis cuz i thought i only liked her cuz she was giving me attention cuz i was straight goddamit! ANYWAYS.

this post has lost all direction. it is a frustrated ramble of a very confused person. let us continue

i will just sum up how i feel about genders and people because I'm a chronic oversharer. oops doops.

men: find them aesthetically pleasing, all celebrity crushes are in this category (there's only one really but if i found a celebrity attractive like not objectively but to me it was a man), i would also get kinda crushes on boys my age when i spent 5 minutes with them. don't ask. i think it's dopamine mining(i suspect i have adhd). im not used to male company and i kinda don't like it that much but the the ?butterflies? are still there. tbh i don't really know what to do with men. doesn't stop me from having crushes tho. i don't have any real desire to be in a romantic relationship with men. i don't exclude the possibility but i haven't found one i would want it with. i also don't know now to interact with them. let alone flirt. actually flirt in general. it feels like it would be cringe and belongs in bad movies.

women: freaking amazing!! love them! no celebrity crushes, one irl crush which might have moved beyond crush(i suspected the L word for a while) to friends or it might have never been a crush in the first place! help! now there's another friend outside of my friend group who i may like. or i just enjoy her company? im not used to this yet. i forgot i think im aroace. this is killing me.

nonbinary/other genders: I haven't met any yet. there are some on discord servers im a part of but I don't really interact much just lurk there. i think irl experience would be different anyway.

someone please explain sth to me. you have sexual attraction okay get that(not really but that's not the point). but then there's romantic attraction. how do you separate that from friendship? just this intense feelings of wanting to be with them at all times? okay myb myb let's say u can separate them from friendship. what about queerplatonic? guys??

i am starting to dislike labels. this is confusing.

also i gotta figure this romantic thing out cuz im writing a fantasy series and there's romance involved lol.

okay so i guess i am at least asexual cuz i don't see ppl and go 'i wanna have sex with them'. i am not yet thoroughly convinced im aromantic as well but we'll see about that ig. because i still don't understand what the difference between romance and deep friendship is. aghhh

although if i can't tell the difference myb that answers the question.

also how does someone who is asexual but romantically attracted to all genders label themselves? like omnisexual ig doesn't work cuz it omnisexual.

i went to google aromantic and.

"demiromantic people have romantic attraction only after forming an emotional bond with another person."

HOW ELSE DO YOU HAVE ROMANTIC ATTRACTION??? Isn't this about who the person is?! Do you just see them and go: oh this must be such a good person. what?

like i understand sexual attraction when you see someone ig. but romantic? i really need someone to explain this to me in depth. i haven't even been asking the right questions.

"Quoiromantic people can't tell the difference between romantic and platonic attractions." Welp i guess i have a new label i can stick on myself. also the name is killing me. (quoi=what in french💀)

(edit: well this thing just posted itself. I DIDN'T HIT POST WTF. but it's out there now. ig it had enough of me adding new and new thoughts. im inclined to agree)

#lgbtqia #lgbtq #lgbtq community #queer #queerplatonic #aroace #aromantic #asexual #aromantism #asexuality #omnisexual

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taki118 · 3 months

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Some tips for Ace/Aro characters in fandom

I've been seeing this discourse again and I dunno I kinda wanna scream my opinions into the void as an older asexual who just tired of this.

There's this weird thought that if a character is Ace/Aro its like you can't ship the character or do sexy things with them and thats not really true, its entirely dependent on the character and you just need to offer them some more thought/care than you would an Allo character/relationship.

(Also you people saying you can't ship this cause one character is ace/aro and totally not cause it directly competes with your preferred ship I see you you ain't sneaky, trying to act holier than thou nonsense)

So you got an Ace/Aro cannon character and are wondering if it's ok to ship them, well here's a question has the character expressed a strong desire to NOT be in a relationship? If yes then yeah don't ship them. IF however their opinion has not been revealed or if they just seem passive then go right ahead you aren't going against the character and plenty of Ace/Aro people do want partnerships.

Now you might be thinking "Oh so I can just do what I normally do with my ships right?" Mhhmmmmm maybe there are aspects to Ace/Aro relationships that don't differ from Allo relationships but there are more that do. You need to really look at your character and how they approach things much more carefully than you would an Allo if you don't want to erase their Ace/Aro-ness. Example say the character is rather touch adverse you shouldn't then depict them clinging to another character instead show affection in tinier ways or show that they are doing this despite their discomfort for the other character.

Another thing to avoid is focusing too much on the relationship, if you go too hard on the not having an interest before this person it can come off like they "Fixed" their ace/aro-ness and kinda borderlines a fetishy area. Avoid statements like "I never felt this way until you" and go for something more casual like "It doesn't matter to me but you do"

And here's the part people really care about ughhhhh sex. Yes Ace/Aro people can have sex some even want sex so depicting an Ace/Aro character doing sexy things isn't necessarily erasure again so long as you depict it with CARE. Again if the character in question has directly stated they are sex repulsed for all that is holy do NOT have them have sex unless you put in a LOT of work into (aka not for those new to this) But if the character is more disinterested then you can have them do sexy things so long as it doesn't cause like a seismic shift in how they view sex, don't make it "Wow this is amazing I never knew" and lean more towards "It wasn't so bad with you" Again it all comes down to the character themselves so like pay attention.

Also try to avoid the who innocent bean thing like they aren't interested therefor they know NOTHING about sex, like yes it depends on the character but if you do this too much and too like cutesy it can come off like a virgin fetish or infantilizing.

Finally yes you can depict Ace/Aro characters in sexy ways (this is more for Ace characters but I wanna cover my bases with people) but again it depends on the character some aces like to look and feel sexy they just don't like sex and others don't want to be sexualized at all, for others its a case by case bases, again if it is something the character would do or hasn't said anything its fair game.

There's no way this covers everything really what important is just learning about Ace/Aro people and putting just a little more effort in when handling them. You can still have fun with them, still ship them, being Ace/Aro is not the death sentence some in fandom make it out to be, it can even lead to different and fun dynamics you hadn't considered or explored before.

#ace #aro #ace/aro #asexual #aromantic #fandom #shipping #writing advice

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broflovski-brah · 2 months

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kyle would not be chubby. absolutely no disrespect to other anon, hdc whatever you want, i just cannot see it given his canon character traits. kyle seems like the kind of guy that takes his physical health very seriously, and it’s kind of obvious that he feels a certain way about being overweight. i’m not saying he’s outwardly fatphobic toward anyone but cartman, but i am saying that deep down he would be afraid of being fat (based on his own mom being overweight and how everyone treats cartman) so yes, he’d have some internalized fatphobia. he’s the kind of guy that’s like “well if you’re unhappy with your weight you should work out and eat better, being healthy is important🤓👆” and because he had so many health issues as a kid, i see him as having mild health ocd and using exercise as a way to relieve the anxiety that comes with that. he’s also insecure about other parts of his appearance like his hair and nose, so i see him working really hard on his physique so he can have something about himself that he’s confident in. he’s also arguably the sportiest of the boys, he genuinely enjoys physical activity, and every time we see the broflovskis eating dinner it’s something like salmon and vegetables. genetics don’t just automatically make you overweight if you’re actively doing things to stay at a caloric deficit.

and then in post covid he is so obviously the fittest and tallest among all of his male ex classmates, barring tolkien (adult tolkien is absolutely jacked, argue with the wall) so we can assume he carried his healthy habits into adulthood.

fit kyle is basically canon. sleeper build kyle is the best hdc. and NO SKINNY STAN you can rip sexy beer-bellied post covid stan from my cold dead hands!!!

yeah, i can’t really see him being chubby. i can see him being baby faced throughout middle school, but i can’t see him being chubby.

but i can see him being a little bit ocd about health. probably not really a mentality of ‘i don’t wanna end up like my mom or cartman’, maybe he does have a bit of an internalized fatphobia, but i can kinda see him also having a mentality that ‘my immune system is already fucked up, im diabetic and unhealthy health wise, i don’t wanna be unhealthy weight wise’. i think it’d be a mix of both, unfortunately.

stan wouldn’t be skinny. randy would probably have him eating ‘rich people food’ or maybe it’s just simple genetics. i dunno. i can see stan being somewhat fit in high school, but in college, that’s another story.

#south park #skipper speaks #kyle broflovski #stan marsh

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slither-in-gryffindor · 3 months

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social media is a horror to explore

A/N: I totally have no idea how ig live works but uhh here's a valentines mini fic! btw the character's posts aren't necessarily related so this is scenario 3 with Wednesday having no socmed... or does she?

#3: Happy Valentine's Day!

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Enid’s followers immediately flocked to her stream when the notification popped up. They were greeted with the camera pointed upwards at a beautiful glass ceiling — showcasing the dark clouds and lightning that were in the sky

[woah! hvd! enid where you at?]

[happy valentines day enid!]

[dude that’s fucking awesome! perfect and is so me this vday]

The phone panned downwards and around the mansion. Dark wooden walls that created obscure corners, tall windows that loomed; paintings of people in all black, still, yet looked as if their eyes were following you.

The comments were freaking out to what was happening to their beloved wolf as they expected a bright and cheery greeting this February 14. A greeting they always get every year

The camera flipped and Enid finally showed her face.

“So I am totally freaking out. It may not look like it, cause I am trying really hard to contain my excitement but —” she moved closer to the camera until only the upper portion of her face was in the screen “I am at my best friend's house cause she invited me to the Valentine’s ball her family always throw”

[asdklskglhs enid bby r u and ur roomie finally gonna get married]

[e dude! ur loyl invited u to a ball????]

[ahhhhh im so happy for youuuu]

“She’s not the love of my life” Enid hissed, turning absolutely red at the comment and looked around as if Wednesday was gonna pop out of some corner and kill her for saying something romantic. The girl doesn’t know about her love and she plans to keep it that way. Thank the gay gods the goth doesn’t have any social media.

“Anyway as I was saying, there’s a ball in a few hours and want to see what you guys think of my top picks.”

The screen shook as Enid walked towards the guest room. The werewolf steadied the phone on the bed and the camera only showed an empty background while shuffling came from her trying on the first dress.

The top three dresses she chose were flattering. It’s not like she’s trying to make Wednesday see that she’s attractive, no. Because she’s long accepted that Wednesday wouldn’t ever see her as more than a friend. She’s just dressing for herself, totally.

“Okay guys what do we think of outfit number 1”

[girl you look great i love it *chefs kiss]

[oh wow! You look so gorgeous that looks great on you]

[If that’s only choice number one I wonder how the others look cause that’s already hottt]

“Really? It’s not too much?” Enid asked, and nodded as more comments flooded, “okay, lemme know how number two looks.”

[Hmmm. You look gorgeous, but I dunno something seems off about it]

[What are you talking about??? This one looks cute!]

[marry me marry me marry me marry me]

“Right?! Like it's cute but not really. Okay last one. Maybe this is the dress.”

[ENID THATS IT THATS HOW YOU GET THE GIRL]

[omg enid so pretty]

[asgklasdhfwsdf mommy im gay]

[OOOH I KNOW WHY THE OTHERS LOOK KINDA OFF EVEN IF THEYRE GREAT. ITS CAUSE THEYRE NOT YOU. THIS IS YOU ENID IM SURE YOUR GF WOULD LOVE IT MORE]

“I don’t know about love it, but yeah. This really is more my style.” Enid brushed her hands over the smooth fabric and twirled, trying to look at herself in every possible angle. She bit her lip, it’s sexy but not too much. And the color totally agrees with her skin tone. Yeah. This is the one.

“Okay, I’m gonna get ready. I’ll try to show you guys the after-look and maybe even a pic of Wednesday. Happy Valentine's Day! I love you all thank you for the help!”

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#wednesday addams #enid sinclair #wenclair #social media au

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ladytauria · 7 months

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okay to balance it out

fluff 27) “why the hell is there glitter everywhere?”

picturing JayTim maybe Tim tried to be sexy and spice/romantic and tried to decorate himself or the bedroom? and messed up

i love this sm <3

it took me a couple days to get the writing juices flowing, but once they did i managed to get this out in an afternoon xD

ofc, my internet went out right as i was finishing it up. luckily i wrote it on mobile. signal may not be the best here but i can still get it posted :D

read it on AO3

“Why the hell is there glitter everywhere?”

Shit. Tim was hoping to have it all cleaned up by now.

“Long story, don’t ask,” Tim calls, smoothing a comforter over the freshly made bed. He thinks he’s gotten most of it out of the bedroom—that and the en suite were the worst areas, but the living room took a pretty big hit as well.

“Okay, but you know I gotta ask, baby bird,” Jason says, appearing in their doorway. He’s lost his boots and gloves, but he’s still wearing his jacket and his hair is still mussed from his helmet.

Tim pouts at him, but it’s hard to feign irritation when there’s a smile tugging at Jason’s lips; eyes crinkling in the corners. He’s unfairly cute.

“Don’t give me that,” Jason says with a laugh, crossing the room to pull Tim against his chest. “Bed looks nice. Hurricane sparkles hit here too, huh?”

Tim can hardly help melting against him. He’s always so unfairly warm. (Jason says the same thing about him. ‘Then again, princess, if you’d eat more, maybe you’d have something to hold it in—‘) “I don’t want to talk about it. I’m still traumatized.”

Jason snickers. “Traumatized, huh?”

“Mhm.” Tim twists in his arms, pressing their chests together and winding his arms around Jason’s neck. He plays with the strands there. “Be a good boyfriend and comfort me.”

That gets him another laugh—each one makes a little more warmth pool in Tim’s chest. Jason kisses him softly, sweetly; turning that pool into an ocean. Tim sighs into it, a little weak in the knees despite how brief it ends up being. Jason just has that effect on him.

He brushes their noses together. “C’mon, pretty bird,” Jason murmurs. “I’m gonna die of curiosity.”

Tim heaves a sigh far more put-upon than he actually feels, and kisses the corner of his mouth. “Well, we can’t have that. I just got used to you.”

Jason’s brows raise; a grin on his face. “Only just? It’s been over a year, babe.”

Tim shrugs. “I’m very resistant to change,” he says. “But you wanted to know about the glitter.”

“Please.”

“Alright. It’s Steph’s fault.”

Jason snorts.

“No, really!” Tim says, doing his best not to grin himself. “You remember when she and I went clubbing, right?”

“Three nights ago, yeah.”

“Right. Well. At one of them, there was a lot of body glitter. Like—a lot. And—I dunno. It was kinda hot? Which was unfair. I mean, I don’t look that good when I wear it. Which I told Steph, and she said she doubted you’d agree with that. And I kept thinking about it. I mean. It sounded kind of fun, to dress up like that. Different, definitely.

“Except, uh. Things did not go as planned, and I made a big mess instead. Oops?”

Jason doesn’t laugh like Tim thought he would. Instead his head tilts, almost thoughtfully. “You know,” he says. “I’ve got pretty steady hands.”

Tim takes a second to process. “I— Are you offering to apply it for me?” His mouth is suddenly dry, imagining himself under those strong, talented, and yes, steady, hands as they paint patterns of glitter on his skin.

Jason’s hands curl around his hips, thumbs stroking the sharp points of them. “We’re going to be finding glitter for months anyway,” he says, voice dropping, the deep baritone rumbling through his bones. “Might as well get some fun out of it.”

Tim shivers. “Have I ever told you you’re brilliant?” he asks, tightening his grip on Jason’s shoulders and feeling him tense in preparation. He jumps; legs locking around his waist while Jason’s hands grip his ass.

“Mm—not recently.”

“I’ll make it up to you,” Tim promises, and kisses the place where his jaw meets his ear, relishing the soft noise that gets him. “Glitter’s in the bathroom.”

He’d buy Steph a thank-you card later. A very sparkly one.

#deepwithintheabyss #asks and answers #jaytim #tauriawrites #tauriawritesfanfic #dcu #edit: i fixed it <3

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elliesbiatch · 1 year

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Birthday surprise

Ellie x Fem reader

Warnings: kinky, 18+, mdni, fluff, pet names, fingering, cursing, strap on use on reader, degrading, bodily fluids etc . Tell me if I missed some x

Notes: kinda proof read. Sorry this is quite kinky…. I’m a horny gal x enjoy ;)) word count: 1.8k

Likes and reblogs are very appreciated 🥹💙

It was my birthday and Ellie had been out on patrol all day so I missed her so much. I had taken the day off so she had paired up with Jesse. I spent the day hanging with some friends and eating a lot of cake. I arrived back to Ellie’s renovated garage that I now shared with her. It was dark so I turned on the fairy lights and lamps before getting into my comfy clothes. I watched a movie while waiting for Ellie to arrive.

“I’m home”. I shot up to see Ellie closing the door. I run up and wrap my arms around her neck. “I missed you” I say into her neck. “Oh I missed you too” she smiles, kissing me on the forehead. She lets go and starts to walk towards the table to put her bag down. She begins opening the bag before turning around to me. “Close your eyes” she tells me and I do as she tells me.

I hear her rustling through her bag. “Can I open yet?” I whine impatiently after a minute. “Uhhhh one second” she says. “Okay open” I look over and furrow my eyebrows. “Hey I thought you were gonna give me my present” I moan. “Hahaha not yet baby” she says shaking her finger at me. Ellie had been going on about this present for ages. And I couldn’t wait to see what it was.

“Here….me and Joel made this for you yesterday” she smiles bringing over a little cake with a candle in the middle. She lights the candle before singing ‘happy birthday’ to me. I blow the candle out and kiss her on the cheek. “What did you wish for Y/N?” She asks kissing my cheek. “Can’t tell” I coo and use my finger to scoop up some of the cream and put it up to her lips. She sucks it off my finger, looking me in the eyes the entire time, making me crave her mouth.

“Why are you so sexy?” I ask putting the cake in our little fridge. “I dunno- it’s so hard being perfect” she laughs as I smile and roll my eyes. She IS perfect though ughhh. “I’m gonna clean up and then you can have your present okay ?” I nod my head and go to the bed to wait for her. A while passes and I grow impatient. “Ellieeeeee” I whine. “One minute” she says sounding like she’s struggling with something.

She finally comes out of the bathroom with a baggy top and shirts on. She lays down beside me and flicks the tv on before turning to look at me. We are both laying on our sides and facing each other. She lifts her hand up to caress my cheek. “You enjoy your day?” She asks. “Yeah- better now that you’re here” I state, smiling. “Sorry I couldn’t be here all day with you” she says placing a little kiss on my lips. “You’re here now- that’s all that matters” I reassure her as she grins. “I really fucking love you” she tells me. “I love you” I reply.

She leans in for another kiss and as she tries to pull away I pull her back in. I craved her soft lips all day and now I could finally have them. I loved kissing her, she was so gentle. I begin to kiss her quicker and our tongues meet as I moan into her. I place her hand on my ass and pull my hand up to her toned bicep. I start to push my hand up the sleeve of her top, feeling something Lacey.

“What’s that?” I ask putting my hand up to the hem of her top and pulling it down slightly to reveal a black Lace strap. I look up to her in confusion, she never wears stuff like this, she always wears a sports bra. “It’s just- part of your present” she giggles. “Fuck-show me” I say biting my lip. She stands up and starts to undress, revealing a small Lace bra that fits her small boobs perfectly and then on the bottom, Lace panties that made her ass look great. The panties were so tiny they just about covered her pussy.

“I never EVER wear shit like this…it’s always you that does- so I thought it would be a nice surprise” she says shyly. “But take it all in because I won’t be wearing this ever again” she states. I jump up to her, grabbing her hips. “Why….you look so hot” I whine. She hums as I cup her tits, massaging them. I bite at her neck and she lets out a low grunt. Fuck I need her. We start to kiss more and she twirls me around and pushes me back into the bed, her still on top of me.

She sits up and begins to take off my clothes. She stares at my naked body with lust in her eyes before she leans back down and takes my nipple in her wet mouth. I gasp at the sudden pleasure and she smiles into my chest. She then grazes my sensitive nipples with her teeth before nipping at them lightly, sending a shot of please down to my pussy. She keeps sucking and nipping at me as I reach down and start to circle her clit through her panties. “Mmmm fuck Y/n” she groans, pushing herself down further onto my fingers.

I pull her panties to the side as she kisses down my neck. “I love your pussy Ellie” I groan, feeling the slick from her cunt. She moans as she sucks on my skin, leaving a mark. I slip two fingers, knuckle deep into her as she hums “oh yeah baby, just like that”. Her hips move with my fingers as she whispers incoherent words into my neck. My pussy throbs listening to her curse under her breathe.

“Please baby- I want them deeper” Ellie let’s out as I feel her walls tighten around my fingers. “Oh yeah?” I ask as she whines. I slip a third finger in as she rolls her eyes back. “Yes, right there-don’t fucking stop” she screams as I fuck her so hard my arm hurts a bit. Seeing her flutter her eyes shut and her mouth make an ‘o’ shape made me so weak. I loved making her feel good. I begin to take my fingers out further before slamming them back in over and over again.

“I f-fucking love w-when you slam them back I-in Y/N” she screams. “Fucking stretch my cunt princess” she moans and I squeeze my thighs together as I feel myself drip for her. “I want to make you cum baby “ I say slamming my fingers in sloppily to her cunt. Squelching noises fill the room, along with Ellie’s girly moans. “I’m gonna cum so hard” Ellie shrieks as her legs shake and her cum runs down my hand. I keep fingering her as she comes down.

“Fuck Y/N….maybe I should wear shit like this more often” she breathes, trying to calm herself. “Fuck yeah you should” I say kissing her sweaty forehead. “I’m so wet from watching you get fucked” I groan. “Open your legs” she tells me in a seductive voice. I do as she says and spread my legs to reveal my glistening cunt. She bites down on her lip. “Oh yeah- you’re fucking ready for me” she smirks before walking to the drawer.

“What are you doin” I ask impatiently. I NEED her right now before I explode. “Shhhh Close your eyes”. I do as she says and hear her do something, but I’m unsure what it is. I feel her come closer and rub something along my thigh and then over my pussy. “Open” she murmurs. I open to see Ellie in front of me with a strap on. We had never used one before but I always wanted to. “Surprise, happy birthday” she grins, bringing it to my wet hole.

It was BIG.”it’s 8 inches…I hope your tight pussy can take it all” she smirks as I bite my lip at the glorious sight of my girlfriend. A string of spit falls from her mouth and onto the fake cock. “Mmm you’re gonna like this” she whispers before sliding half of it into me making me gasp. “That feel good?” She coos as she goes in and out. My mouth stays in an ‘o’ shape as she pushes more into me. “You like your cunt being stretched by me princess ?” She asks. I nod. “Good girl”.

She pumps her cock in and out of me at a nice pace. “Fuck me harder” I cry as she complies. She pushes all 8 inches in, earning a moan from me. “Fuck Ellie just like that “. She continues to hit my g-spit making me dizzy with pleasure. “You’re such a slut, getting fucked hard like this” she growls slamming her waist harder into my thighs. After a few more minutes of heaven, I feel that familiar knot form in my abdomen. “Fuck Ellie m’close” I pant. “Your little slutty cunt wants to cum for me ?” She asks watching her cock glisten with my juices, she then grunts and rolls her head back.

“You’re my little Slave aren’t you baby?” She asks as I begin to orgasm. “Y-Yeah” I groan as I cum hard. “What are you ?” She demands as I ride out my orgasm. “I’m your little Slave Ellie” I moan. She pulls the cock out as I pant and bite my lip. “Oh shit- look how messy your cunt looks” she groans as she slides her fingers up my pussy. “I love destroying you” she smirks.

“Happy birthday, do you like your present?” She asks kissing me on the chin. “I loved it” I giggle. She takes the strap off and places it in the bathroom to be cleaned off later. We both dress ourselves. “Hey one more thing” she says. “What ? Another present?” I ask and she laughs. “I don’t think I can take anymore “I say pointing to my area. “No it’s a different kind of present this Time” she laughs.

“Well… I also got you this” she says grabbing a box from the drawer, I open it to reveal a diamond bracelet. “I thought you’d like it” she said. “Ellie I love it” I said in amazement at how beautiful it is. “No one has ever gotten me something like this” I tell her as she helps me put it on. “Well I’m glad you like it baby” she smiles. I give her a big kiss and thank her as we lay in bed and cuddle for the rest of the night.

#ellie tlou #ellie williams x you #ellie williams smut #lesbian smut #ellie x reader #ellie williams x reader #ellie williams

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Team Starkid Does Into the Woods

Narrator: Lauren Walker

She's the iconic narrator Molag in Firebringer, if I want anything narrated, I'm calling her.

The Baker: Corey Dorris

I've been on the Give Corey Dorris A Lead Role train for a while (even though I'm very new to Tumblr) so this was easy for me. Also, is "A father who's not the best person but is trying his goddamn best" describing The Baker or Bill from TGWDLM?

The Baker's Wife: Bryce Charles

I'm so hyped for her to be the star of Team Starkid's next show, and I need to hear her sing Moments in the Woods.

Cinderella: Lauren Lopez

I don't feel like I need to explain this one? The vibes are just correct.

Jack: James Tolbert

I've only seen him in Black Friday and like 2 seconds of NPMD but he has such a sincere earnestness to his performance, I think he would be a great Jack.

Jack's Mother: Rachel Soglin

She's my favourite exhausted mother in Trail to Oregon, this is the same part but meaner and without an idiot husband falsettoing in a wagon with a floor window.

Cinderella's Stepmother: Mary Kate Wiles

(She's in Working Boys so she counts as Team Starkid) She has a wonderfully dry delivery and while in Spies Are Forever, she uses it for a Jaded Hero character, I want to see her use it for a truly cruel character.

Florinda and Lucinda: Angela Giarratana and Jaime Burns

Both wonderful comedic actresses who would definitely make these relatively small parts very memorable.

Little Red Riding Hood: Mariah Rose Faith Casillas

Is this just an excuse for a (albeit not as direct) third "Corey is Mariah's Father" casting? Yeah, kinda. But also Mariah is amazing in pretty much any part.

The Witch: Jaime Lynn Beatty

This feels so obvious. Her physical acting, character work and amazing belt are MADE to play the Witch. I am always open to constructive criticism except for this one.

Cinderella's Mother: Brittany Coleman

According to the Team Starkid Wiki, she's played this part in the Baltimore Centre Stage production, so she not only would obviously slay this part, she HAS already slayed this part.

Wolf/Cinderella's Prince: Joey Richter

Hmm, who do I get to play two parts, one who's supposed to be creepy and one who's supposed to be irresistibly sexy? I dunno. Anyway, Joey Richter has such amazing range, he plays skeevy villains like Mcdoon (the bandit king) in Trail to Oregon and Wiley in Black Friday , but also is so hot and charming as Ethan in Nightmare time and as Owen in Spies are Forever. Don't know why I bring that up now.

Rapunzel: Kim Whalen

Soprano Queen, actual princess. Also, I want her and Curt to play an actual couple

Rapunzel's Prince: Curt Mega

Not to fall into the Internet Wife Guy Trap but Curt seems so in love with his wife and I think he would be so good as the prince who would do anything to be with her (God please don't pull a Ned Fulmer Curt I swear to God). Also, if you haven't seen him and Joey do Agony for Shitty Broadway, please go watch it, it's amazing.

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What would you think about a human person training using a similar criterion and over the same huge dataset as an AI? Could we outcompete the simulated neural network with our neural networks?

I dunno. neve really thought about that. I'm not actually super-familiar with machine learning, it's not my thing.

but my uninformed opinion is "yeah, very much". Humans are kinda just huge versions of our neural network designs, because we designed them based on how our brains work at a low level.

but I'm not sure how this is meaningfully different from how we train humans anyway. like, Thought Slime's latest video mentions that how we train neural networks is basically how humans learn language: they say a bunch of weird gibbberish as a baby, and we selectively go "YES THAT'S GOOD" or "NO TRY AGAIN" and eventually they figure out how to speak coherently.

Which reminds me, there was an Infocom text adventure game called A Mind Forever Voyaging, where the protagonist learns they're a computer AI, designed for a project to figure out how policy choices would affect the future (because their computer-brain meant they could simulate the future very accurately). And a neat part of the backstory in the manual was that you were the first sapient AI, because they let you grow up. Previously the scientists had built neural network computers equal in complexity to a human, but they weren't "alive", but they figured out with you that the trick was to put you through a simulated childhood, and let you learn how to be a human in the same way actual humans do: slowly, over many years, with your parents and friends and such.

It's also the only text adventure that has a tribute (to at least the name) in the form of a porn game (that I know of. maybe there's a Sexy Zork out there, or a Colossal Cave Porn Adventure?), but that's probably unrelated.

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One aeon criticism I've never understood is this idea that Leon in the original games was always some sad, lovesick puppy constantly chasing after Ada and that he ignored her flaws. His reaction to seeing her again in the original RE4 isn't that different from the remake and I'd say he's somewhat cold and maybe a little annoyed at seeing her again in Damnation (on the surface at least). Leon has appeared in one game, a miniseries and three movies where Ada isn't even mentioned.

i think his line of "she's like a part of me I can't let go," was a major reason why the whole "love sick puppy" narrative came from (for re4.) i think the fact that leon actively lets ada get away with things also goes with that idea.

i'd agree that he is at times cold to her in og re4, they only really have a moment when he just turns his back to her (choosing to trust her) during the choke scene, and after he apologizes to her for choking her, she just says that they need to get that thing out of him and that's that. in og re4 he trusts her implicitly even though they're clearly on opposites sides still.

damnation, he definitely is annoyed at first, or it could be also just surprised. probably because she's pointing her hookshot at him but he's stupid and probably thought it was a gun. cause when he actually sees her and says, "ada," he lowers his gun almost immediately after realizing it's her- and only raises it again when he sees her "gun" pointed at him. (they also already had a night together, so he probably was like wtf) after they have their little lovers quarrel lol, she clearly shows that it's a hookshot and he lowers his gun again as she hookshots away or whatever lol.

by the time it's re6, ada doesn't even point anything at him lol. and it's helena that actually does it (rightfully so because of ada killing her sister) but even despite leon not explaining anything to helena, she gets the general idea after he lowers helena's gun away from ada.

honestly- i feel like the whole "love sick" thing is exaggerated because the genders roles are reversed. if leon was a woman, and ada was a man, we wouldn't be having this conversation. ada would just be another emotionally distant man that comes in whenever he wants to, but he loves her unconditionally so she just takes what he gives her. but THIS would be a romance then. it would be her (i'm still talking about leon here) trying to connect with him over and over again and to follow him to the end (this is SO SO common in romance)

one of the dynamics that i do like is when gender roles are reversed. that's actually why i'm kinda into hunger games again and everlark (katniss x peeta) because i do like the idea of a colder woman x sunshine man lol. it's SO COMMON in media for a colder man x sunshine woman and i'm sick of it lol

give me crazy dark women that are sexy and or not sexy and a soft good man. im tired of toxic men and "oh he's so mean to everyone EXCEPT for me!!!!!! he loves me!!!!!" BLEHAGHG YUCK im not 16 anymore, that's so cringe to me lol

it's clear that leon would go against his own morals for ada. and i think that's also the root of it. but again, if the genders were reversed, we wouldn't be having this conversation. TONS of women go against their own morals for men. i don't think leon's affection for ada is like THAT INSANE, he still chooses to do the most right thing- the only thing is that he won't let ada get hurt in the process, which TECHNICALLY isn't against his morals.

the most we have is like, him letting her walk away with the sample (twice) although it's questionable whether or not he knew about the sample in damnation. and then him letting "her" (carla) escape after what he allegedly thought "ada" did.

YEAH I DUNNO i only think he's considered love sick because he's a man and it's not as common in media to see a man goes against his morals for a woman. and i think that's refreshing to see a softer man that's willing to do anything for ada.

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