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Ted time!!!

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my-soupy-brain · 1 day

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Jason Sudeikis photoshoot during the promotion for the Off-Broadway play, Dead Poets Society (2016).

#jason sudeikis #simply stunning #what a babe

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my-soupy-brain · 2 days

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it’s good that he didn’t ruin his face with fillers, most of his male colleagues at his age get lifts and fillers, Gosling is even younger than him, but he already has changes on his face

I politely ask everyone on Earth to please welcome aging into your life. Let the laugh lines show. Let the eyes crinkle. Let the beauty of time and smiles and grief and a life lived exist on your face and skin.

It's not bad. It's beautiful.

I concur. Take care of your skin - SPF and the like. Be good to your body. But let it age with the life you've walked around with.

Hear, hear!

#jason sudeikis #hollywood x aging #let's all appreciate these meat suits a little more for what they do #and stop trying to fix them or change them

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my-soupy-brain · 2 days

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i love how dad bod became a real discourse on here

i’ll never leave this app fr

thank you for making your blog a crucial part of our ted lasso dad bod brain rot

you’re the real one!! <3

*takes a courteous bow* It's really y'all that keep me going on here. Having somewhere to put my unhinged thoughts and dogpile on our little silly brain things is what keeps me going, too. Thank you for the kind words! I appreciate you!

#ted lasso #jason sudeikis #DAD BOD CENTRAL #omg should i change my blog name #it would really only be about jason's dad bod #oh here we go using my tags as thoughts again

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my-soupy-brain · 5 days

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hi babe, i just wanted to thank you for all of the ted and jason fics. i’ve been going through it lately and definitely late to the game ted has become my comfort character. so i just wanted to let you know i appreciate you sm 💕

Oh, my unicorn - you're so welcome! I'm so glad they're comforting. I'll say they're comforting to write, too. I'm not a prolific fic writer - seriously the stuff on AO3 is written like you could buy it at a book store! - but I do like answering little prompts and being comforting (or spicy, if it calls for it). So grateful to have you as a reader, my friend. Take care of yourself! Let's take care of ourselves, yeah? It's rough out there. Many hugs. xoxo

#ted lasso x reader #ted lasso fanfic #i'm grateful for you readers!

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my-soupy-brain · 5 days

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Well, he doesn’t have a huge belly, he almost has a dad bod, for his age he looks very good, I saw pictures of him from the beach, there is almost no belly, and his hair on his chest is much hotter than his abs

What photos?!? Like recent?! Agreed on the chest hair though I would absolutely snuggle that belly until he can’t get away.

#jason sudeikis #WHAT BEACH PHOTOS

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my-soupy-brain · 5 days

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I love y'all but I feel like everyones acting like Jason has hard abs or something now 😂 like yes he has gotten a bit fitter but that man absolutely still has a tummy he just hasn't started wearing fitted/tighter shirts yet. Like for the most part he's still wearing baggy ass clothes and we can see that he's not as round but tbh I think he will always have tummy!! anyways I think the logical conclusion is we need new shirtless pics to truly tell 😌🥵 Jason please do your part and help us settle this debate 🙏🏻

LOL you're right about that, though. There's still a belly lurking under those hoodies. I hope it's there. Just hanging out. Enjoying its Taco Bell the way god and nature intended.

Me personally? Not a muscle or abs girl. I don't mind a little but I don't like hard bodies. Gimme soft bodies. I'm a soft body, I want other soft bodies. *laughs maniacally*

Let's just lurk in the dad bod world. Like this era SNL? Yeah. Yeah.

#jason sudeikis #dad bod talk #this is like a whole ass series of discussions now

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my-soupy-brain · 5 days

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lurking in the jsuds tag and saw everyone mourning the dadbod so I'm throwing my hat in the ring to say I am also upset about it. aside from purely horny reasons I really do think there's something about a man that's clearly not worried about being Hollywood Sexy [which arguably isn't sexy to begin with], who's got more than a bit of a tummy, chipmunk cheeks, etc.

am a very big fan of the "gaining weight to show a character getting comfortable with themself/healing" trope, so also ted being bigger in s3 made logistical sense aside from making me froth at the mouth like a rabid dog. ted deserved to be shirtless in more than one scene, and the fact that they just played the same shower clip from s1e1 in s3e1 makes me wonder why jsuds would be so opposed to rerecording the three seconds of it to the point where he just had them reuse the old clip. and in bed with sassy, he's still got his shirt on even when we're to assume they fell asleep after fucking. did he put his shirt on after they finished? does ted fuck with a shirt on? we need answers!

anywho, ted deserved to be shirtless more. also to wear casual clothes more. though I do think I would've had a stroke if we got him in jeans and an old t-shirt. this is why every tedtrent thing I've ever written has copious mentions of ted's body and how feral it makes people. it's what he deserves.

This is such a good point. I wonder if he was feeling a little... self conscious? I'll not armchair diagnose anything. But Jason, wherever you are, you're perfect the way you're made. No matter what.

The lack of shirtless Ted - and that dad bod we clearly all adore - is just blasphemy.

BARK BARK BARK

At least we have our fics to undress Ted in all sorts of ways.

And speaking of dad bods - Mike Miller. You'll never be forgotten.

#jason sudeikis #ted lasso #dad bod talk #this should be a fucking podcast #remember how waynes world did the top 10 thing back in the day #that but for dad bods

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my-soupy-brain · 5 days

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could do with some ted comfort today :( feeling really crummy, no energy, just wanna snuggle into his dadbod while he plays with my hair

I'm answering this right away because I've been wracked with anxiety the last few days. Just upset stomach, not sleeping, exhaustion, crying. You name it, I'm feeling it. Really struggling. Trying to stay light and fun, but crumbling too. I need this, you need this. Let's gooo!

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Relationship: Ted Lasso x reader

Warnings: All comfort

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You were already in bed by 6 when Ted walked in the door after a long day at the club.

"Doll?" he called from the doorway as he toed off his shoes. "Where y'at darlin'?"

The living room lights are low, the TV is off. The kitchen is dark. He sees your things on the table so he knows you're somewhere, but not snuggled up on your usual spot on the couch.

So when he walked into the bedroom and sees you curled up under the fluffy blankets, a comfort movie on low volume with a low lamp lighting your side of the bed, he sighs with a gentle smile.

"How ya feelin' sugar?" he asked gently, knowing you're having a rough go.

"Lousy," you murmur, sniffling. You've cried a little. You just feel...low. A little blue. Out of energy. Your thoughts drifted, or spiraled. Your brain ran on a loop of fumes.

Ted could tell by the kitchen that you hadn't eaten yet, and he wasn't going to press you.

"What can I do?" he asked quietly. You turned your head and your puffy red eyes made his heart ache.

"Cuddle me?" you answered.

Ted smirks and kicks off his khakis and takes off his polo and climbs into bed in his undershirt and boxer briefs. He saddles up behind you, curling his legs behind yours as you watch TV. His hand rubs down your shoulder, your waist, your thigh, and back up, and then his long, warm fingers run through your hair.

He hears a soft muffle of a cry come out of you, and he kisses the back of your head.

"It's OK, sweetheart," he says softly, soothing you. He never tells you to hush, or quiet down, or "don't worry." No, he lets you feel the feelings in waves, knowing the ocean will calm.

"I'm here, let it out," he encourages, and you cry a little more, a little harder. When you turn over in his arms, he puts them around you and lets you lay your head on his chest, his undershirt wet with tears.

His hands keep touring your back, your hair, his lips against your forehead.

"I've got you," he whispers over and over. "It'll pass."

You take a deep breath, the scent of his aftershave in your nose. Your fingers play with the v-neck of his shirt, and he covers that hand with his own, raising yours to his lips to kiss it.

"It's OK," he whispers to your hair. "It's OK."

The soft brag of his heart lulls your spinning thoughts. Your already-exhausted body starts to relax harder into the mold of the mattress. And you manage to let your brain empty.

"Tell me a story?"

Ted smiles, his hand coasting up your forearm and over your hand, his other hand still drifting lazily in your hair.

"Did I ever tell ya about..."

His baritone, drawled voice starts with a story about his youth in Kansas. Cow-tipping and gravel road trips, and all the silly things rural teenagers do.

Your eyes close, your lips curl in a slight smile. He's got you. You've got him.

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Hope you feel better, friend. I hope we both do! I hope we all do! May we all have soft back rubs and soothing stories to help our brains settle. Thanks for the prompt, friend!

#ted lasso #ted lasso x reader #ted lasso fanfic #ted lasso fanfiction #ted lasso fluff #ted lasso x you

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my-soupy-brain · 7 days

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he looks so pretty 😭💙

#*whispers* fingers #jason sudeikis #ted lasso #shoulderssssssss #nom nom nom

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my-soupy-brain · 7 days

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I find chest hair, very sexy and that's why I think Jason along with Brett or some of the most attractive men from Ted Lasso. Like he needs someone who's going to treat him well and play with his chest hair and like feed him up thank you.

I am so glad I opened this because this Ted Talk (no pun intended, but also yes intended) SHOULD BE SHOUTED FROM ROOFTOPS.

Chest hair is hella sexy to me too. I think it’s so masculine and gorgeous. Brett is just — a forest of hair. Purrrr. But even Jason just has such a body for it. Lord. It’s just insane. We deserved more shirtless Ted and that dad bod for SURE but also more shirtless Roy. Always.

#ted lasso #roy kent #jason sudeikis #brett goldstein #HAIRY CHEST LOVERS UNITE #god I need to eat glass now

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my-soupy-brain · 7 days

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Around the time he got super thin for where the Millers was also, I think around the time he got with Olivia and there was a bunch of jokes about oh we're having so much sex and that's why I've lost weight but this also is the woman who forced him on camera without any warning to cut his hair so...

yeaaaaaahhhhh that business was weird. Also, as much as I love Suds - we as the public did not need that information. But lo’ and behold: celebs say dumb stuff, just like us. That whole vibe was bizarre. But I digress.

BRING BACK THE TUMMY

#jason sudeikis #missing tummy hours #I need to be stopped

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my-soupy-brain · 7 days

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Jason, I have big boobs. I'm from the Great Plains and I know how to cook you should get with me and I will feed you good food like chili and cornbread!!

Hello fellow big boober. I’m also from the Midwest. Chili, hamburgers on the grill, a big old pot roast and some party potatoes? I know he knows what casseroles are. I JUST KNOW IT. Let’s team up and feed him home cookin’.

#jason sudeikis #I am making a mess of his tag #But I appreciate all these inbox messages so we can miss tummy together

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my-soupy-brain · 7 days

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I miss his tummy so much :(((( whenever I see it on pics I have the urge to cuddle up with it

I wanna do a fic about this so bad. Yes, the tummy and the hoodies are ultimate cuddle material. We are being starved without it. I neeeeeeeed it back. Come home to us, tum tum!

#jason sudeikis #I know people feel weird about the word tummy #But belly feels weirder and stomach is too clinical #It’s a dad bod and a tummy and I’ll take no questions #Missing suds tummy hour

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my-soupy-brain · 7 days

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idc i think someone should put some food into that man

i’m missing the dad bod it’s no longer funny :/

He is literally doing Taco Bell commercials. Please, Suds. May I offer you a grilled stuffed burrito in this trying time?

It has to come home to us. It just has to. There must be a reason. It doesn’t have to be a major tummy return. Just a lil one.

#jason sudeikis #Missing dad bod hours #Join our sad party

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my-soupy-brain · 7 days

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Vincent van Gogh, from a letter to his brother Theo

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my-soupy-brain · 9 days

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okay but if they let ted have some of the grey i would’ve only be a million times more feral for that man

OH GOD 100000% I would’ve chewed through every wall of my house by now. I’m not kidding. I mean…

#jason sudeikis #ted lasso #JESUS THE GRAY #JUST BURY ME

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