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blueteller · 10 months

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"Who Broke It?" – TCF Edition

"Just Another Day at the Super Rock Villa"

*broken communication device lays on the floor* Eruhaben: So… who broke it? *silence* Eruhaben: I'm not mad. I just want to know. Choi Han: I. Did. It. I. Broke- Eruhaben: No, no you didn't. Raon? Raon: Don't look at me, look at Hong! Hong: What? I didn't break it! Raon: Huh, that's weird. Then how did you even know it was broken? Hong: Because it's right in front of us, and it's broken! Raon: *glares* Suspicious. Hong: No, it's not! On: If it matters – probably not – but Lock was the last one to use it. Lock: What?! I can't even use magic! On: Oh, really? Don't you regularly train with the Dragon Lord, the greatest master of magic? Lock: I'm only learning the shield arts from her; everyone knows that, On! Choi Han: Kids, don't fight over this! I. Broke. It. So- Eruhaben: No! WHO broke it?! Hong: *glances at Rosalyn* Eruhaben… Rosalyn's been awfully quiet. Rosalyn: *gasps* …REALLY, Hong?? Hong: Yeah, really! Rosalyn: Oh, my God-! *everyone starts arguing* Eruhaben: *smirks at Cale and whispers* I broke it. Cale: …What? Eruhaben: *shrugs* It zapped my hand, so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats and going full out with their weapons and abilities on the training field. Cale: *stares at Eruhaben in disbelief* Why? Eruhaben: *sips tea with satisfaction* It was getting boring around here. Cale: … *extremely scared for his life*

#tcf #trash of the count's family #lcf #lout of the count’s family #meme #tcf meme #who broke it #who broke it meme #humor #tcf humor #don't tell me eruhaben isn't a troll #he's a softie in his old age but that old man definitely still has a chaos gremlin deep inside his soul #i mean he gets along with cale so well it should be obvious #he might be the oldest one around but he wasn't a thug in his youth for nothing

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r-ando-m-w-rite-r · 1 year

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Apex Legends but the Who Broke It Meme

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Alex (Caustic): So...who broke it?

*gestures to broken coffee pot*

Alex: I’m not mad, I just wanna know.

Natalie (Wattson): *deep breath* I did, I broke the-

Alex: No, no, no you didn’t. Octavio?

Octavio (Octane): Don’t look at me, look at Obi.

Obi (Seer): What?! I didn’t break it-

Octavio: Huh, that’s weird, how’d you even know it was broken?

Obi: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.

Octavio: Suspicious-

Obi: No, it’s not!

Elliott (Mirage): I-If it matters, probably not, but Renee was the last one to use-

Renee (Wraith): Liar, I don’t even drink that crap!

Elliott: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Renee: I used a wooden stir to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that Elliott-!

Natalie: Ok, ok, let’s not fight, I broke it, let me pay for it Alex-

Alex: No! Who broke it?

*a moment of silence*

Octavio: Alex...*eyes narrow suspiciously* Taejoon has been awfully quiet-

Taejoon (Crypto): REALLY?!

Octavio: Oh, yeah, really-

Taejoon: I know that I-

*everyone starts yelling and rambling proceeds*

Revenant: *in another room listening* I broke it. It burned my hands so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they’ll be at each others’ throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

*slight pause*

Revenant: Good, it was getting a little chummy around here.

#apex legends #who broke it meme #too tired to add more tags #thx for reading

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r1-jw-lover · 1 year

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“Who Broke It?” - Andor Edition

Summary: Luthen gathers the Aldhani heist team around to find who broke his caf-maker.

A thousand thanks to @softboikassa for helping me out on this little crack fic.

LUTHEN: So, who broke it? I'm not mad. I just want to know.

*silence*

CINTA: I did. I broke --

VEL: No, no, you didn't. Taramyn?

TARAMYN: Don't look at me. Look at Gorn.

GORN: What? I didn't break it.

TARAMYN: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

GORN: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

TARAMYN: Suspicious.

GORN: No, it's not.

SKEEN: If it matters -- probably not. But Nemik was the last one to use it.

NEMIK: Liar! I don't even drink that crap.

SKEEN: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the campfire earlier?

NEMIK: I use the fire to boil the milk. Everyone knows that, Skeen.

CINTA: Okay, okay. Let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Vel.

VEL: No. Who broke it?

SKEEN: Vel, Clem's been awfully quiet.

CASSIAN: Really?!

SKEEN: Uh, yeah, really.

CASSIAN: Oh my god!

*indistinct arguing ensues*

VEL: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it.

CINTA: I predict ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a dray head on a stick.

*look back at the chaos unfolding behind them*

LUTHEN: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

Also available on AO3.

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thesquishyrogue · 2 years

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Sunny: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.

Madison: I did. I broke it…

Sunny: No. No, you didn’t. Philly Phil?

Philly Phil: Don’t look at me. Look at Lil D.

Lil D: What?! I didn’t break it!

Philly Phil: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Lil D: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

Philly Phil: Suspicious...

Lil D: No, it’s not!

Kam: If it matters, probably not…Tamika was the last one to use it.

Tamika: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Kam: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Tamika: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Kam!

Eddie: Alright let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Sunny.

Sunny: No. Who broke it?

Lil D: [whispering] Sunny, Kim’s been awfully quiet…

Kim: Really?!

Lil D: Yeah, really!

[All arguing]

...

Sunny: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

#here's my contribution to this fandom of like 20 people #class of 3000 #sunny bridges #class of 3000 sunny #class of 3000 Madison #class of 3000 philly phil #class of 3000 Lil D #class of 3000 kam #class of 3000 Tamika #class of 3000 eddie #class of 3000 kim #sunny wouldn't be this malicious but still lol #who broke it #who broke it meme

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artsy-alice · 21 days

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🥳 HAPPY APRIL FOOLS 🥳

(belated) (sorry it's late i damaged my tablet at the very day) (but it is working again!! yay!!)

#april fools 2024 #april fools #the apothecary diaries #sousou no frieren #dungeon meshi #mdzs #cardcaptor sakura #voltron legendary defender #garfield the cat #(art)#(fanart)#(april2024)#i am not gonna tag everyone in here lmao #to the person in instagram who put in garfield - thank u i love u #yes i did the nozaki-kun meme again!! if it aint broke dont fix it!!

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inky-goddess · 4 months

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forbidden honey

#crow.txt #for anyone who doesnt get it this is the rosin you put on the bow of a string instrument #violin meme #I just started playing violin again #i broke a string immediately while trying to tune along with a tutorial #violin #violinist

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r0semultiverse · 8 months

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this recently happened to one of my friends

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mx-legend-of-faye · 8 months

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Someone has probably done this before but oh well

*Sky holding the decayed master sword from totk*

Sky: Who broke Fi? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.

Hyrule: I did. I broke—

Sky: No, no you didn’t. Legend?

Legend: Don’t look at me. Look at Wars.

Warriors: What? I didn’t break it.

Legend: Huh. That’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Warriors: Because Sky is holding it right in front of us and it’s broken.

Legend: Suspicious…

Wind: If it matters, probably not, but Four was the last one to use it.

Four: Liar! I don’t ever wield that sword!

Wind: Oh, really? Then why did I see you next to it earlier?

Four: I’m a blacksmith, I check in on our weapons’ conditions; everyone knows that Wind!

Time: Ok boys, let’s not fight. I broke it, let me figure out how to fix her, Sky.

Sky: No! Who broke her??!

Twilight: Sky… Wild’s been awfully quiet.

Wild: REALLY TWI??

Twilight: Yeah, really!

Wild: Oh Hylia! [cue the chain arguing]

Dehydrated Ganondorf: I broke it.

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altirin · 2 months

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Baldur's gate III - "Who broke it?"

Tav: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.

Karlach: I did. I broke it…

Tav: No. No, you didn’t. Astarion?

Astarion: Don’t look at me. Look at Gale.

Gale: What?! I didn’t break it.

Astarion: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Gale: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

Astarion: Suspicious.

Gale: No, it’s not!

La'zel: If it matters, probably not… Shadowheart was the last one to use it.

Shadowheart: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

La'zel: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Shadowheart: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, La'zel!

Karlach: Alright let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Tav.

Tav: No. Who broke it?

Gale: [whispering] Tav, Wyll’s been awfully quiet…

Wyll: Really?!

Gale: Yeah, really!

…

Tav: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

#baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #bg3 #gale #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #astarion #karlach #shadowheart #la'zel #wyll ravengard #bg3 tav #tav #baldurs gate #bg3 character #bg3 headcanons #meme #who broke it

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unhingedpirates · 2 years

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Our Flag Means Death + tumblr texposts (part 7)

pt1; pt2; pt3; pt4; pt5; pt6; pt8

ft. izzy; twitter version

#let me tell you. my computer broke like two months ago and i lost ALL my screenshots which was pretty devastating #i also lost stuff from uni but who cares about that lol #anyway #ofmd #our flag means death #stede bonnet #edward teach #crew of the revenge #lucius spriggs #jim jimenez #izzy hands #ofmd but with textposts #ofmd meme #my garbage

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shinjisdone · 2 months

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By golly, I was reading the secret admirer stuff, and all I could think of was the "Who broke it" meme, with Yuu being the one to write the love letter in the first place. I know that's not the case (I saw the poll!) but thinking it like that made me giggle.

LMAOOO THATS SO FUNNY

Imagine Yuu being fully aware that everyone is crushing on them and making this entire scheme because they're chaotic evil?

Yuu: So. Who wrote it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.

Azul, trying to make it his chance: I did. I wrote-

Yuu: No, no you didn't. Sebek?

Sebek, trying not to freak out: Don't look at me. Look at Silver.

Silver: What? I didn't write it.

Sebek: Huh. That's weird. How'd you even know it was written?

Silver: Because it's sitting right in front of us and the whole college knows.

Sebek: [leans in on him] Suspicious.

Leona: If it matters - probably not - but Ace was the last one writing.

Ace, laughing nervously: Liar! I could never write such crap!

Leona: Oh, really? Then what were you doing in the library earlier?

Ace: I go there to hide from Riddle's chores; everyone knows that, Leona!

Azul: Ok, ok! Let’s not fight! I wrote it, let me take full responsibility, Yuu!

Yuu: No! Who wrote it??!

Jade: [trying to stir up drama] Yuu... Jamil's been awfully quiet.

Jamil: REALLY??

Jade: Yeah! Really.

Jamil: Oh, my God! [everyone starts arguing at one another]

Yuu: [explaining the meltdown of the school to Crowley] I wrote it. None of these quacks have yet made a move on me so I created competition. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

#ask #twst #twisted wonderland #secret admirer #meme #who broke it

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betweenxt-the-lines · 18 days

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seeking currency chapter 29 mood

(contains SPOILERS!)

#ff: seeking currency #au: TheWorldIsEnding_AndImLateForWork #shuggy #shanks x buggy #i know i did say i want to post my reaction on the chapter but i explain feelings more with memes #also im burnt out of writing for the day bc i already wrote my heart out in the ao3 comments #which you should!! authors want to know how much they broke you. not an author but i imagine they would #i still might write my reactions out. who knows...#but for now have memes. because i need to cope somehow.#and expect me to react to fanfic chapters this way too. i either meme or am crying over the comments and/or analysis #one piece #seeking currency #TheWorldIsEnding_AndImLateForWork

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uncanny-tranny · 9 months

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Person whose gender was directed by Todd Howard and published by Bethesda

#trans #transgender #lgbt #lgbtq #ftm #mtf #nonbinary #trans meme #as in: it is janky and very bugged and sometimes your gender is just... a guy under the world map with a train car as a hat #and the guy is currently running underneath the map so people can ride inside his little train hat 😭😭#i don't even care that todd howard wasn't directly responsible for that; he may as well be atp 😭#todd howard you've done it again #and finding out that the voice lines in oblivion were done in ALPHABETICAL ORDER broke me #(i understand the game was a HUGE endeavor back in 2006 but it still is funny to me okay)#my skyrim husband who lives with me still addresses me as a customer. the grind NEVER. STOPS. 💪🙏#and every so often i'll talk to him and he'll say 'THE SKY IS SO DARK... WHAT DOES IT MEAN 😰'

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cosmictyto · 3 months

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Who Broke It? - Skyrim Dark Brotherhood Edition

(I'm sure this has been done before but w/e)

Arnbjorn, setting a heavily dented kettle on the table: So... Who broke it?

*silence*

Arnbjorn: I'm not mad. I just want to know.

*silence*

Astrid: I did. I broke-

Arnbjorn: No, no you didn't. Krex?

Festus: Don't look at me! Look at Nazir!

Nazir: What? I didn't break it!

Festus: Huh, that's weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Nazir: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's BROKEN.

Festus: Suspicious.

Nazir: No, it's not!

Veezara: I-if it matters... Probably not, but, Babette was the last one to use-

Babette: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Veezara: Oh? Really? Then what were you doing over by the kettle cart earlier?

Babette: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, VEEZARA!

Astrid, getting a headache: Okay, okay. Let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Arnbjorn.

Arnbjorn: No. Who broke it?

*silence*

Nazir: Arnbjorn, Gabriella's been awfully quiet-

Gabriella: REALLY?!

Nazir: Oh, yeah, really!-

*chaos ensues*

~~~

Arnbjorn: I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it... I predict 10 minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick...

*crashing and fighting in the background*

Arnbjorn, grinning: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here~

#tes #tesblr #dark brotherhood #skyrim dark brotherhood #memes #skyrim memes #tes memes #arnbjorn #skyrim astrid #festus krex #veezara #skyrim babette #skyrim gabriella #skyrim nazir #who broke it

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cerezsis · 2 years

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Who broke it?

#doctor who #classic who #third doctor #3rd doctor #brigadier lethbridge stewart #jo grant #mike yates #john benton #sarah jane smith #liz shaw #edit #my video #who broke it #dw #unit era #meme

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