Someone has probably done this before but oh well
*Sky holding the decayed master sword from totk*
Sky: Who broke Fi? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.
Hyrule: I did. I broke—
Sky: No, no you didn’t. Legend?
Legend: Don’t look at me. Look at Wars.
Warriors: What? I didn’t break it.
Legend: Huh. That’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
Warriors: Because Sky is holding it right in front of us and it’s broken.
Legend: Suspicious…
Wind: If it matters, probably not, but Four was the last one to use it.
Four: Liar! I don’t ever wield that sword!
Wind: Oh, really? Then why did I see you next to it earlier?
Four: I’m a blacksmith, I check in on our weapons’ conditions; everyone knows that Wind!
Time: Ok boys, let’s not fight. I broke it, let me figure out how to fix her, Sky.
Sky: No! Who broke her??!
Twilight: Sky… Wild’s been awfully quiet.
Wild: REALLY TWI??
Twilight: Yeah, really!
Wild: Oh Hylia! [cue the chain arguing]
Dehydrated Ganondorf: I broke it.
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My favorite part of this website is how we site our sources after we say something wild.
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