#whenever he actually was home
Text
men saying “fatherless behavior” as an insult is so funny to me like yes babe keep pointing out the way men fail as parents🤭
#like bro it’s literally a YOU problem…🧍#sounds like your pullout game is weak if you ask me👀#and no i’m not a ‘kill all men’ mf cause that shit doesn’t help anyone#i’m just mad that some men have kids and are super close to them when they’re children but like the second their kid gains consciousness#and has their own opinions they freeze them out#*cough cough* like my father#like bro i used to be his little girl 😵💫#whenever he actually was home#i have so much built up resentment towards him because he was barely there when i was growing up vs when my older siblings were growing up#i’ve also lost so much knowledge about my native culture because he wasn’t there to teach me things (my mom isn’t native)#anyways yep this is definitely a vent post wow#✨daddy issues things✨#allie shut up
1 note
·
View note
Text
Ming + being proactive in getting to know Joe and his works
MY STAND-IN (2024) | 1.03
#poom phuripan#up poompat#my stand in#my stand in the series#userbunn#userrain#usersasa#userjamiec#tobelle#msiep3#usertoptaps#tuseralexa#userrlana#userjap#rinblr#my stand-in#clairedgifs#msiedit#thaidrama#justice for my misunderstood meow meow ming#this gifset is dedicated to sasa bc i actually came up w this while venting with her in the dms abt how viewers are mostly misreading ming#ming actually cares you know#like no matter how small joe feels whenever he's with ming... like ming does care#ming doesn't even want the new nice fancy things... he's okay living in joe's humble abode and using old things#ming stops being picky with his food and attempts to cook for joe#this was a bit more detailed in the novel since we had more time#i love the parts in the novel where joe 1.0 would come home very tired from work and ming's passing thoughts are like why dont u just quit#and i'll take care of you for the rest of your life and you dont even have to work so hard for so little wage
273 notes
·
View notes
Text
Tim: *trying to get up out of bed from a nap with Bernard to go train then go straight to patrol*
Bernard, sleepy: mmh no don’t go
Tim, sitting back down and absently playing with Bernard’s hair: Bear, you know I gotta go
Bernard, eyes still closed muttering out: ruining my plans
Tim, slightly amused: oh? And what plans are those?
Bernard: I want us to be old and chubby and hairy and balding and happy
Tim, lying back down into bed, thinking about how Bernard was suffering and unhappy and likely to die young in the cult of Dionysus and how much it means that he wants to live and grow old when for so long he didn’t care if he died: hmm and why would going to patrol be ruining those plans?
Bernard, still half asleep: no no we are supposed to be together *wraps his arms around Tim* we are supposed to lie here forever and- and eat soup together
Tim, snorting: soup?
Bernard: mhm I’m a chef, I can make us soup
Tim, smiling as he kisses Bernards forehead: I’d like that
Bonus-
Tim, over comms: no guys I don’t think I can come in
Bruce: are you okay?
Tim: I’m feeling under the weather
Damian: Tt Drake is just trying to get out of patrol
Tim: no honest, I think I’m just going to lie in bed and eat soup
Duke: oh he’s definitely just trying to play hookie
Bruce: it’s that boat, you should move back into the manor
Tim, looking at Bernard who is lying on top of him: no I’m happy here, ok I’m going to go, bye
Bruce: feel better and keep me updated, I’ll send someone over to check on you later
Tim: that is highly unnecessary, bye
Bonus bonus-
Jason and Duke come storming into Tim’s boat to find Tim and Bernard lying there, empty soup bowls by the bed and cough medicine Tim put out in case anyone did come to check on him
Jason: huh I guess he wasn’t faking it
Duke: oh he so was, doesn’t even have a fever or any sign of sickness, as someone who skipped school frequently I definitely know fake illness when I see one
Jason: skipping school? On purpose? Why? I loved school as a child?
#Duke was definitely one of those kids who would try to get out of school whenever possible as a child and has been caught skipping#Jason on the other hand loved school as a child and does not understand why people would not wanna go#Tim and Bernard wake up to two vigilantes standing over them muttering and checking there temp and muttering about their conditions#when they do deem Tim was never sick they pick him up and throw him into the marina as punishment to which he actually gets sick and must#miss patrol for again and him and Bernard spend even more time lying at home in bed eating soup#timbern#timber#bi tim drake#bernard dowd#incorrect batfamily quotes
185 notes
·
View notes
Text
sleepy morning with the boys
#ts4#simblr#ts4 edit#ts4 render#sims 4#myedits#kelly#dhestyn#i apologize for the long post#this originally had 6 photos for a grid format but#i don't really like the other 3 so. yea.#full disclosure it is actually very rare for kelly to wake up at the same time as dhes#kel is literally a cat. he will sleep 16 hours a day if dhes lets him#& dhes gets out of bed at like 4:30/5 every morning#he'll cook a full breakfast & do a load of laundry & go for a jog before going to work#he also usually feeds duder bc if he doesn't she will yell & bother kelly until he wakes up#kel has to be woken up gently or he'll get cranky lol#he tends to wake up later in the morning & pick up lunch for everyone at the shop before walking to work#then the boys will drive home together at the end of their shifts#dani kind of just lets them come & go whenever they want. they mostly make their own hours#she doesn't care as long as they show up for work at some point
153 notes
·
View notes
Text
I made another concept in the span of 5 minutes while on the bus.
Anyways Oracle AU Submas (Oraclemas?).
Ingo and Emmet have the ability to divine the future, with one issue. Ingo can see the timeline of fate, Emmet can see the events to unfold, and neither can see what the other does. Ingo doesn't know whether what is to come is good or bad, and Emmet can only see events out of order.
They are able to bypass this by holding hands and using full concentration (aka co-divination) to see the full future, however they usually just use their individual visions and piece them together. Co-divination is reserved for either actual fortune-telling services or to investigate a vision either one feels may be concerning.
anyways other fun notes:
Ingo's ability to know when things happen but not what they are make him patient and paranoid. There have been instances where he predicts an event and prepares for danger, then when it actually arrives it turns out to be something perfectly fine (eg. a surprise birthday party)
Emmet's knowledge of future events stresses him out, he gets wrinkles and creases much faster than Ingo, and essentially ages earlier
The twins often used these abilities to aid them in battle growing up, which later led to them pursuing the skill further until they developed their own sense for battle
Besides working as Subway Bosses, they sometimes operate as fortune tellers for those who request their help
They have seen a whole scope of different events, good and bad, and are generally used to talking about any kind of scenario. Some people interpret their lack of reactions to mean that they don't care about the future, but that is not the case
There are anomalies in their visions, certain periods or events don't make any sense to them and they can't make them out clearly
Anyways this is just a little shitpost concept but I mean hey you guys can let me know what you think. Hope you guys enjoy the art and see you later.
also bonus doodle (this is not how it happens but still):
(Emmet sometimes curses his bloodline for having this ability)
#submas#submas au#au#emmet#subway master emmet#subway boss emmet#subway master kudari#emmet pokemon#kudari#fanart#digital art#in actuality Emmet gets a massive headache whenever he tries to see Ingo fall to the rift#Ingo also got a weird ominous feeling about a certain time and asked Emmet to help him see the future#to help calm his nerves (because surely he was overreacting again‚ right?)#They set up the table to try and foresee what was going to happen#and Emmet reacts so violently upon seeing the vision after a second that he lets go of Ingo immediately#he ends up passing out from it‚ and Ingo doesn't get to know what it is#anyways they also used this for menial shit like lotto numbers back when they were teens‚ but they're more responsible now#they definitely use this to shut people up though‚ Emmet pulls the “L + ratio + retirement home + Alzheimer's” on unruly passengers#and Ingo is like “2054‚ august 17th‚ 9:36 pm” with people being cocky/troublesome
254 notes
·
View notes
Text
not to uno reverse on the famous white woman catchphrase of "if i was a man you would never say this" but if a 16 year old female pop star was publicly dating a man in their 30s the universal response from the press would be horror and disgust not years and years of relentless jokes about how theyre a walking sex symbol whose into older men
#so many talk show hosts made this joke to his face#soooo many#like whenever newer fans get mad at how private he is its like he actually has every right to never speak a word 2 anyone again#he went far toooo gentle on 1ds management in that better home and gardens interview#need him to start whacking people#for real
72 notes
·
View notes
Text
It is 2024 now. If you are still calling Izuku a "stalker", I do not trust you.
#do not talk to me look my way NOTHING#like really think about it now#whenever has izuku actually stalked katsuki?!#'when they were little kids he---'#AH! STOP! he was a kid and i wouldn't call that stalking#that's a kid just wanting to play with friends and hang out#'how about in middle school---'#nope izuku had long distanced himself from katsuki#katsuki was the one who somehow always made sure he was in Izuku's face#with the slime villain izuku was on his way HOME when he noticed Katsuki in trouble#after that guess who followed izuku?! KATSUKI#during ua times there were moments KATSUKI was making it his business to see what izuku was up to#other than that they would just run into each other#just kiya's thoughts#bnha#mha#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#midoriya izuku#izuku midoriya#deku#it's appreciate midoriya hours folks!!#💚🐇👊
29 notes
·
View notes
Text
cw: talks of illness, needle mention/getting a shot
Bakugou loves you in your entirety. Loves your smart mouth and your little grins and fluttering lashes whenever you’re begging him for something. Swears to whoever would listen that he’d do anything for you.
Even when that includes taking care of you when your sickness becomes too great. When your body is too heavy to let you sit up on your own. Dabs a cold rag against your forehead when you break out in sweats from your low, holds a cup of orange juice to your lips (hand squeezed himself when you told him you hated how sour the processed ones tasted), unwraps your candy wrappers when your hands shake too much. He dotes over you the whole time, asks if you’re okay but only reply with a nod when you have a mouthful of candy, let’s you lay all over him when technically you’re in range again but your physicality hasn’t yet caught up.
And when you’re high, he doesn’t berate you. Doesn’t guilt trip you for eating a little more than expected, taking a little less insulin that you had calculated. He only kisses your forehead, brings you water bottle after water bottle when you go through them, doesn’t complain when he has to keep pausing the tv for your bathroom breaks.
Bakugou loves you in your entirety, with every ounce of his being. Never faults you when you’re moody, only asks in the most gentle tone if you’ve checked your numbers lately, and doesn’t hold it against you when you confess that that’s the root of your attitude right now.
He gives you your shots and draws a little pinprick of blood from your fingers, even though it terrifies him to do so. He’d hate to fuck up, but your belly has gotten so sore from the overuse of the area. Stands above you on the side of the bed, bent at the waist, his tongue poking out the side of his mouth, eyebrows downturned in concentration the whole time. He talks the step aloud of giving you a shot in your thigh, over wipes the area with alcohol, holds the fat there tightly until you giggle that he can relax a little. You have to remind him not to hold his breath when the needle slides in smoothly, and that he doesn’t have to kiss the area every time he finishes.
Bakugou rubs the knots out in the puffy areas, the lumps hiding underneath your skin. Gets a warm washcloth and soothes it over your skin when it gets sensitive to the touch. Doesn’t let you hide them when you undress, only kisses and kisses until the ache is somehow gentler on your muscles.
And on the days where you struggle, Bakugou is always there, a pillar for you to lean on. When the insurance is doing stupid shit with life threatening medicine, he’s there handling everything when your frustration takes over. When the media or fans make offensive stereotypes or comments or even ‘jokes’, he doesn’t hesitate to educate them, put them in their place, make them apologize even when he knows it’s hit something vulnerable in you. He fills you up on carbs before you go out drinking, and puffs his chest out when he gives you your shot in front of your friends with a little more confidence.
He annoys you though, with your CGM. He’ll send Kirishima or Mina over to your place when he gets a notification that you’re either high or low. Sends you a text that you’re rapidly dropping and better be stuffing some skittles in your mouth right now.
Bakugou loves you, and never in spite of your illness. He loves you, with your illness, with your lumps, with your mood swings and sensitivity when things just won’t go right today. He loves you, with everything that makes him whole, he loves you.
#this was both so hard and so easy to write#I think about this stuff all the time whenever I do something betes related#by actually forming words and an idea around it was so daunting#do not perceive me lmfao#forgot to mention but he also gives you at home pedicures with absolutely no complaint <3#even if you aren’t a t1d just know that he will still love you so much in your entirety#and your illnesses and ailments are pieces and parts of you that he cherishes with his whole being <3#also if anyone of you decide to write about your illness/diseases/disorders#pls tag me!!!! there’s not enough disability representation and I would love to see more#even if I don’t know anything about it bc he helps me to learn something new all the while!!!!#I love u guys :)#—new treat in the streets! 🍫#bakugou treats! 🍬#tw: needles
165 notes
·
View notes
Text
Barnaby is done!
Barnaby B. Beagle
•The third neighbour in the neighborhood!
•The towns 'unfunny' clown as Sally would like say. He is the neighbour who has one of the most biggest heart and is there for you when you need it the most! Feeling upset? Barnaby is there to help you cheer up! This lovable dog wouldn't hurt a fly.
Can't cheer himself up sadly
#he looks too adorable whenever i draw him i need to fix it..#y'know what actually I won't#yeah I'm sticking with this style#IM ALMOST DONW WITH THE REDESIGNS THO FINALLY#welcome home#barnaby b. beagle#doodle#my art#Tables have turned au
74 notes
·
View notes
Text
Okay, but what about og SoapGhost meeting reboot SoapGhost, and they are all just super confused about what the fuck is going on.
Soap is constantly getting into arguments with Johnny because he can't really stand the thought that there is another version of himself, and since Johnny doesn't like getting treated like shit, he fights back and they're basically at each other's throats all the time.
Meanwhile Ghost is somewhat scared of the thought that LT is another version of him, and therefore probably the only person who knows Simon Riley as good as he himself does. It is a terrifying thought that LT is aware about all of Ghost's weaknesses and stuff, and so he's always super careful around him.
Plot twist: LT actually hasn't gone through all the shit Ghost has been going through in his past. He's just some weird guy with a mask who likes to creep out newbies with his appearance and behavior. And since over time this whole image of the mysterious and somewhat intimidating soldier called Ghost had began to stick with him he just went with it. So when Ghost actually manages to speak up on the topic of "their past" LT is confused because in contrast to Ghost nothing really traumatizing happened in his past, except for like the usual military stuff.
#I dunno#I just thought Soap and Johnny constantly being at each others throats would be entertaining#Soap really doesn't like the thought that this guy seems to be him#meanwhile Johnny actually thinks it's kinda cool to have another version of himself in front of him#sadly that version acts like an asshole :')#the idea of reboot ghost not having a traumatic past and instead just being a lil weird is something I read on tumblr some time ago#and I liked the idea and thought in a scenario like this were he would meet og ghost who has gone through shit what would happen?#I kinda wanna write something about this but#I have to much bullshit started so I really can't :')#ah yes LT also doesn't like soap in the slightest because he just keeps being an ass towards his johnny#meanwhile ghost and johnny actually get along quite well#whenever ghost spends some time with LT or Johnny & then gets back to soap he's like#'welcome home cheater' :')#soapghost#ghostsoap#call of duty#cod#call of duty modern warfare#call of duty modern warfare 2#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#writing#clancy writes#writing ideas
110 notes
·
View notes
Photo
mary’s pearl earrings
november 1, 1983. after an exhausting MOPs meeting that made mary feel itchy and like her skin was too small to contain her, john drives her home. the neighbor is watching dean sleep, and little sammy is curled up in his carseat, the gentle rumble of the impala soothing him to sleep. MOPs meetings were easier without a baby, she thinks. she hates the other MOPs with a passion, but when she was a kid she always wished her mom was in the PTA and this is kind of like the first step. her earrings feel too heavy for her head and she thinks they might help with the headache, so she takes them off, resting them gentle on her skirt. when the impala parks in their driveway, sammy awakes with a cry. john is already half-out of the car to go relieve the neighbor. mary doesn’t have anywhere to put her pearl earrings, so she tucks them into the glove compartment. she’ll get them later.
#they don't really look like pearls but i'm moving on. goodbye#dean winchester#mary winchester#mary campell#supernatural#arttag#*when john finds them 2 days later he cries#*he gives them to dean on valentines day after dean turns 20.#'for your girl' he says#'whenever you get one'#dean carries them in the impala glovebox for years#he pictures them dangling on cassie's ears#he doesn't think about wearing them himself until he meets rufus and even then he doesn't actually wear them#until the day cas comes home with pierced ears#dean's ears have been pierced for a long time but he doesn't really wear earrings#but if sammy can have long hair then dean can have dangly earrings#when mary comes back they're in dean's ears#she touches them gentle and tells him to keep them#they suit him better than they ever suited her
249 notes
·
View notes
Text
Something about airports that has dads at their most attractive… so now I’m just stuck w/ the imagery of Bakugo in his travel fit w/ your baby daughter strapped to his chest, both of their hair a little mussed, and both with the grumpiest glares and puffy eyes because neither were able to go to sleep at the right bedtime last night.
And she keeps fussing against him, not because she’s hungry or hurt, but because she wants to talk to him; tell him to stop letting you get up every five minutes, that the airport restaurant smells weird (he thinks so too), that she doesn’t like the hideous, matching jackets on the couple next to you… and all he can sit there and do is rub her little back in agreement :(
Oh my god, and Kirishima with a runner little boy… on his feet the entire trip trying to keep your son from dashing off and getting lost in the vast expanse of the airport. To make up for it, he puts him up on his shoulders and stands by the window to help him look at the view… but then he gets his own hair (which is scruffy and down because he’s a mess) pulled because the kid suddenly wants to play ratatouille and make him do all the running.
Definitely the kid who needs to waddle around in the aisle the whole flight, and stand at every row just to say to everyone, too (Kiri’s just behind him, trying not to bump his head, apologetic: “hi, everyone. Sorry, everyone”). It’s okay because they’re both cute, though.
And Deku’s the one who has a 45 minute Q+A session with his son… just about how long your flight is gonna take. Sitting on the ground and sharing every snack you give them like little prisoners. Stop this madness.
#bakugo#kirishima#deku#god I’m gonna go insaneeeeeeeeee#I actually haven’t seen any cute airport dads so far but there is a crying baby on my flight#and the thought of bakugo with a little crying baby … UGH JRBRKDJVKIV#not that I want our baby to cry but it’s just cuz she’s so smart she knows what’s going on and HATES it#just like him#he probably can’t stand airports and it’s just them being sad together and looking alike#and he’s so hurt whenever ur hurt so when ur kid is upset? man he’s LIVID#needs a massage asap LOL#as soon as you get home#I’ve been in such a girl dad bakugo mood lately#but lmfao also kiri#he’s so 🙁 about having to talk to everyone on the flight just bc ur kid wants to peep at everyone#leash baby fr except he probs told you that you wouldn’t need one of those leash backpacks#now look at u#LOOOL#sorry if this sucks I am on the airplane LOL#caitie post#kids tw
202 notes
·
View notes
Text
😊
#it always feels so nice whenever i do things i just kinda. never imagined myself doing#aka 'i didnt think id have friends ever so i was just going to hermit forever' kgjdjdjsjs#its more 'i dont think people would like me enough to hang out' so.#but yeah....#i got to talk more to this guy x at work who started the same time i did#so he and i just kinda vibe and are honest w each other#it was nice just chatting about life and all that#he didnt have a ride home so i offered him one and thats just something i didnt really think id do#idk bc it was more spontaneous and i feel id be too anxious or think 'oh god maybe he doesnt like me and would feel weird'#but we actually vibe so the ride was super chill#IT WAS CHILL UNTIL HE MENTIONED STAR RAIL AND I WAS JUST 'DONT SAY THAT#but yeah.#idk.#its that thing of 'try to be the friend you wished you had'#x is cool tho hes funny#i was just surprised he said hes quiet when he started. he was not quiet at all when we first had a shift together jdfjdjdj#orientation buddies ig sjfjdjsjs#ANYWAYS#i also started training on my promotion job and its been nice. a little overwhelming but skfjdjd its not bad#friends tag#avil speaks#it was just a nice day today haha#SORRY i just am mush lately about friends. believe me itd be worse here but djfdjjd you know. have to shut up.#otherwise its like everyday 'man.... i like my friends. my friends are so nice. i wish them happiness and warmth'
6 notes
·
View notes
Note
hey the last drawing will probably be uploaded tomorrow!! i know you'll understand but i've been very busy today :)
anyway i'm curious about if the other eggs have any sort of role in your au??
OH and if you want to talk abt what chayanne and phil's relationship is like, i've been very curious about that lol bc it seems like phil's both very protective of him and doesn't care about him that much. not saying you haven't thought it out i'm just eager to look more into his character!
Hello!! Yeah no I understand I’ve been super busy too. Finals season and everythang. It’s a curse. Oh my god. (Which is why im so late answering this ask hello omg!!!) But anyways yes hello oh my god questions!!!! 💖💖💖!!!!! YES!!! I WILL ANSWER
The other eggs have very loose roles but they do exist!! They sort of take up the space of the descendants-of-the-champions roles that Sidon and the others fill (although I’m not sure who is who at the moment, would have to think about that a little more!!) (I have no idea what role Tallulah plays, but I think she might be traveling around with Wilbur, more info on that later) but sometimes they’re also just like, normal random kids. They are all friends I promise. I don’t have a lot on them though so this is not that coherent.
CHAYANNE AND PHIL. WOUGH BOY. THIS IS A LONG ONE
You were right in that Phil is very protective of Chayanne!! I think a part of him knew Chayanne was The Chosen Hero, but when faced with the decision to send him off to what very well could have been his sons death, if not horrific trauma he was like um. No lol. Not doing that.
A consequence of the storyline in general is Phil isn’t very mentioned a lot, so it gives off the idea that he’s uncaring towards Chayanne, but I promise you that’s not the case!! (Not to make fun of you or call you out of course). Phil is actually very loving towards his son, and was devastated when he ran away with the Master Sword.
Then (for reasons I haven’t thought up yet) he’s pretty distracted but desperately trying to get his kid back. Until the calamity happens and they fail. Then he’s under the impression his son is just dead and he’s in mourning for the next 100 years (Why is he still alive in 100 years, you ask! Well! I took everything from these kids and I think taking their parents is a little bit too cruel so everybody is blessed by some sort of god that expands their lifespan a couple hundred ok :D!!!)
And then a little bit after botw someone goes to Philza and is like hey. The hero is back. He’s hanging out with Princess Pomme. He looks a lot like the missing hero from 100 years ago. Your son. Might be your son Phil. And Phil basically takes 3 seconds to process this before clawing himself up from his depression and being like OK. WE’RE GONNA GO GET HIM!!! AND IF ANYBODY TRIES TO STOP ME IM MAULING THEM. Of course he gets to hyrule RIGHT as totk plot starts and Chayanne goes missing so kind of an L BUT THEY DO REUNITE!!!
They get their moments. They also get a really tearful reunion where Chayanne is like dad im so sorry for running off oh my god :( I forgot you for a hundred years you must be so upset with me. And Philza is hugging him like oh my god my kid is ok. Oh my god. YOU’RE GROUNDED FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WHAT THE FUCK. And then just caries him around. And probably has some sort of beef with Missa because that’s Chayanne’s Hyrule-Dad. Meanwhile Pomme stands in the back ready to kill him if he makes one wrong move.
There’s a side story kind of sequel relating to that where Pomme and Chayanne have to grapple with the fact that Chay is also a prince and his dad misses him dearly and wants him to come home but they don’t want to be separated ever for the rest of their lives. Maybe even some parent bonding. Like a little family-person drama to contrast the cursed-destiny-supernatural-calamity drama and probably some Death Family Bonding.
#qsmp botw au#asks#thank you so much medli whenever you send me asks I’m like !!!! ASK FOR ME?? PEOPLE LIKE?? WANT ME TO TALK!:#I LOVE YOUR QUESTIONS ALWAYS#I love Philza in botw au his suffering is never ending#straight up thought his kid was dead. finds put he isnt. hauls ass over there. actually your son is missing again lol#reminds me that I have a bunch of mini qsmp botw aus that branch out. like a ton. some of them are cool (the parents fight to get their#kids back in totk bc they both go missing) and others are#just batshit insane#COUGH COUGH MY PURGATORY AU WHERE CHAY AND POMME JUST.#END UP THERE AND ARE LIKE OH THAT EYE GUY IS CALAMITY?#WE CAN KILL HIM. and then they do. purgatory over everybody go home#but honestly that one is just an excuse for me to do more mini codebreakers who are ride or die for each orher#*other#and just general purgatory and badassery
11 notes
·
View notes
Text
The different Spider-Men (mostly from Into the Spiderverse) as people at a family reunion
Original Spider-Man from Miles’s universe is the dad, Peter B Parker is the queer uncle, Spider Noir is the fresh out of jail aunt who has had like 5 glasses of wine since he got here, Penni is that one cousin who no one can say no to, Miles is the son who is just so done with everything, Spider Ham is the stray that no one really knows how it got here but hey he’s not tearing up the house so it’s fine, Gwen is the friend Miles begged to come along so that he didn’t have to do this alone, Tom Holland Spider-Man is the cousin who just spends the entire time talking to his friends/helping Penni build a Lego set, Tobey Maguire Spider-Man is the uncle who just wants to sleep, Andrew Garfield Spider-Man is the oldest cousin who spends the entire time talking shit about the adults and then goes for a walk and just doesn’t come back but nobodies worried cause he does this every year, and Ultimate Spider-Man Peter is the middle cousin trying to cause as much chaos and drama as he can without getting in trouble
#spiderman#spiderman into the spiderverse#spiderman no way home#tw cursing#cw cursing#ag’s Spider-Man just walks in roasts everybody and then leaves#kinda like roast bot in big brother#actually he insults everyone but Miles and Penni#Penni because she’s a kid and Miles because they have a lot in common#Peter ‘we don’t have a chimney’ ‘whaaaaaaat’ Parker and Miles ‘who’s Morales’ Morales#meanwhile tm and sn have a bet going to see who can drink the most wine before they pass out#og peter is just desperately trying to keep it together#while pbp is too busy trying to keep himself together#th peter is in college yet he still sits at the kids table because ‘adults are too tiring’#miles brings his sketch pad with him and just draws the entire time while listening to music#Gwen is put on the duty of alerting him whenever his family is approaching but otherwise she just gets to sit on her phone the entire time#if on the rare occasion that ag peter stays he will be sitting at the kids table#usm Peter keeps sending Harry and MJ photos of his family doing dumb shit#MJ usually responds with ‘engage with your family Pete!’ while Harry just straight up tells him to fuck shit up#spider ham bites people
40 notes
·
View notes
Note
MATPAT DROPPED ATHEORY ON GAME THEORY???? FOR SOME REASON????
cool! i will not be watching it <3
#anonymous#ask#i got a reply on my first post about matpat talking about how “well if we want him to make good theories we have to do (xyz)”#and i was like hmm. no i think you misunderstand. i do not want him to touch it at all actually.#but since we can't have that the next best thing is to just pretend he doesn't exist#although i definitely think clown and co. could benefit from some kinda#“hey if you're thinking about making a WH video maybe email us first” disclaimer. as like a General Statement#but idk shit about how that would work and i don't got any control over that. i'm just a fan who got lucky#also i would prefer that people messaging me about matpat doing something with WH does not become like. a regular thing#in the same vein as i do Not enjoy hearing about whenever welcome home is trending#sorry 2 be a hater
22 notes
·
View notes
Last Seen Blogs
drankenjuice
ᰔᩚდ .•**• Ali,, !🔪
spacelobsterm
Spacelobster
toi-toi
anne
ninmari-marche
ninmari marché
eden-lecter
Series Quotes