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wangxianficrecs · 4 months

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CEO Billionaire Lan Zhan by detention_notes

CEO Billionaire Lan Zhan

by detention_notes (@detention--notes)

T, 2k, Wangxian

Summary: Oh, Wei Ying. Would he ever notice a humble billionaire such as Lan Zhan? Wei Ying, with his Costco T-shirts...his lilting smile...his sexy, sexy financial ineptitude... Lan Zhan burst away from the window and then ripped apart his bed canopy with his bare hands. After the destruction was complete he shivered and called his bank. “500k. Wei Ying. Wire transfer,” he said lowly into the phone. The teller asked for his name. “Anonymous,” he growled. He bit his arm with passion. Kay's comments: In hours of sadness and despair, CEO Billionare Lan Wangji comes to me and cheers me up. This story is a parody on the whole rich Lan Zhan in modern settings genre and it's absolutely wonderful. Never fails to make me laugh. Also, make sure to check out the author's accompanying Art! Excerpt: The man at the cafe counter paused mid-sentence and stared. He wore a red shirt with flame decals on the sleeve, a black apron, and a black baseball cap. Under the brim peeked delightfully jaunty bangs. And under those bangs, a large pair of glimmering gray orbs bored sorely into Lan Zhan’s core. “...May I help you?” Lan Zhan asked from his place in the queue after a beat of sensual silence. “Wh— oh! That’s supposed to be my line,” giggled the coffee man, ignoring the rest of the customers. He lowered his eyelashes in a sultry fashion. “Everybody calls me Wei Wuxian, even though courtesy names have not been customary since the early 20th century. But you can call me Wei Ying,” he said with a broad wink. “How may I help you?” he growled. Lan Zhan froze. People never talked to him this way, so...flirtatiously!

pov lan wangji, modern setting, modern no powers, rich lan wangji, crack, humor, rabbits, pining, mutual pining, getting together, developing relationship, flashbacks, wealth

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mdzs-owns-my-ass-i-guess · 10 months

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Centuries ahead

@differencesintheworld

WangXian meeting their descendant in the modern era? Someone who is very dutiful and has a strong sense of justice, as elegant as Wangji and as sneaky and quick-witted as Wuxian- I just want them to see that their love lived on through centuries and their descendants are good beans like they always hoped qwq

I didn't forget about the fluff prompts, I promise, I've just been insanely busy!! This prompt had me a little emotional, I just love them as much as they love each other <3

"That was so cool!" a teenage boy exclaims as a teenage girl breaks into a smile, having sent her arrow right on target with her eyes closed. "You'll definitely win the national archery tournament this year again!"

"I sure hope so! All this training better pay off, I want to win the prize and get me a car or something, I'm tired of asking my parents to give me theirs all the time!"

The boy's eyes glaze over much like a puppy's/ "You'll get me something with the money too, right? I've been supporting you all this time, I'm your best friend and boyfriend after all..."

She pokes his forehead and laughs. "Money, money, money, is that all I am to you?"

"No, but it's a perk! Old money and all, you're historically from a loaded family!"

She plops next to him and opens a water bottle. "What happened to 'eat the rich'?"

"Leave it to you to cry favoritism even in such a situation! All the billionaires will be begging for mercy at the guillotine while you'll strap yourself in cause it's only fair you have a turn too!"

"Justice is the same for everyone, A-Yu."

"Man, you really are related to Hanguang-Jun, aren't you? All the books say he was super into being fair and all that. It trickled down to you for sure."

"Everyone should be like that! Rules are rules."

He playfully elbows her. "Except for when you find loopholes."

"Not my fault they're there to be exploited! It's technically not breaking the rules if the rules don't explicitly refer to what you're doing!"

"Yeah, you definitely take after the Yiling Patriarch too! You're a joy to your ancestors, I bet!"

"I better be! The art of cultivation may be lost and I couldn't practice it, but I have plenty of other talents they should appreciate!"

"I don't know about that, Lan Xiu, you do see ghosts a lot, that must be something to do with that cultivation business. Maybe you should try to find some information about that."

She takes his hand in hers with a serious expression on her delicate features. "Would you still love me if I was a demonic cultivator?"

"Yeah? Didn't Hanguang-Jun marry one? How bad can it be?"

The talisman burns and Wei Wuxian is the first to open his eyes, followed by Lan Wangji. They're both misty-eyed and gravitate towards each other, tangling limbs underneath the warm blankets of their bed.

"I love you, Lan Zhan. I'm so happy our love will last even longer than we will."

"Mn. I love you as well, Wei Ying. I will love you until the end of time."

"We get to be ancestors, Lan Zhan. We get to have a bloodline."

"Mn. Our memory will live on."

Wei Wuxian snuggles closer into his husband's chest, and the silence is comforting as Lan Wangji leaves a kiss on Wei Wuxian's forehead.

"But honestly," he continues after a while, a hint of mischief in his voice, "I like that 'eat the rich' business. Since you're the rich one between the two of us, I should be eating you."

"By all means, go ahead."

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #wangxian #writing attempts

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wangjisbabygirlism · 11 months

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stole my heart and made me run to you

stole my heart and made me run to you - Chapter 1 - babyblueee_915 - 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù [Archive of Our Own]

“Your husband who fucking hate us is fucking the man we are about to fuck out of millions?? Really?? Was this the plan all along?? Just a dumb stupid vengeance? You’re mad he gets fucked by a billionaire so now you want to leave him on the streets? Again??” he winces, that was a low blow, they both know it because she finally backs up and unceremoniously drops to the desk, holding her head in between her hands “Wow those were too many fucks there, that must have broken a record or something” he knows it’s dangerous to joke right now and by the way she looks at him deadly it wasn’t funny either “He’s my ex husband, mind you, and no, not ALL of it is about him”

The wisest thing a man can do after being freed of 6 years in prision, should be building a new life, starting all over, and Wei Wuxian wants to, but not without getting back the (ex)husband he left behind, if that also includes an almost impossible hit to steal millions from 3 of the most famous casinos in the country at the same time with only a team of 12 people, well, that's just the easiest part.

Thank you so much for my artist for giving me these amazing pieces!

You can follow them on Twitter at cloudbunbunzz! Love you!

#wangxian #mo dao su zhi #bottomji #bottomjibigbang #fic rec #fic post

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abigail-nicole · 1 year

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tgcf live read, part 5

in which the author moves her live-tweet of Heaven Official's Blessing, Tian Guan Ci Fu, all-around perfect novel and joy to everyone who reads it, from twitter (beta, qi rong, ruined by cryptobros and billionaires) to tumblr (alpha, hua cheng, shitposting for 10+ years and chaotic neutral). please buy officially licensed Heaven Official's Blessing translations from Seven Seas, enjoy the beautiful official donghua while we can get any smidge of gay representation out of mainland China, and enjoy!

initially live-tweeted 3/29/2020:

oh my god there’s a pregnancy episode. You know I’ve never counseled any of my patients on the grudge that could be left by an aborted fetus

Xie Lian faking pregnancy Im here for this

Oh!!!!! This is great!!!!!

Xie Lian has a ghost baby who’s waiting for him to transition & get pregnant CLEARLY THE ONLY EXPLANATION

I DID NOT SEE THIS COMING

I cannot wait to see the art for this??? It’s gonna be Exquisite

UNEXPECTED!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH SCREAMING SO LOUD I STARTLED THE CAT

Wasnt chapter 95 of mdzs ALSO A KISS CHAPTER

*incoherent noises* jgk fed gjbcgjkjfdhioollllojhghsadfsdff

(archivist note: my favorite fan cosplay photo art of this moment)

Oh my god xie lian REACTS SO POORLY WHAT A DUMBASS

The ghosts offering to help Hua Cheng rape someone is NOT funny but it made me laugh out loud

well now this is just

I’m gonna start counseling my pts on the spiritual strength of their fetuses. The strongest is clearly that lady who got shot in the uterus at 14 wks and made it to 28 weeks

Obstetric cultivation is my jam y’all

THEY'RE JUST HANGING OUT TOGETHER! BORROWING CLOTHES FROM EACH OTHER!! SOFT BOYFRIENDS!!!

Hua Cheng: i can cook for you

Xie Lian: no, let’s go out to eat

Hua Cheng: ......... you asked for this

oh to be Hua Cheng, smiling, watching your boyfriend eat

Xie “I JUST TELL THEM I’M IMPOTENT TO GET WOMEN TO LEAVE ME ALONE IM REALLY JUST GAY” Lian

Hua Cheng here like (smirking emoji x3)

Oh my god boyfriend calligraphy lessons SOFT...!!! SOFT!!!

I vehemently disagree with this “this father has to be included in the ghost fetus rights” case but that’s my own business

everyone: why the FUCK do you have this sword oh my god

The last time we saw e’ming it was shaking in sadness that it had hurt Xie Lian and I’ve cried in my heart every second from then until now

MY TWO FAVORITE WEAPONS ARE FIGHTING????? NO THEYRE BEST FRIENDS!! RUOYE & EMING OTP

YES PET THE SWORD ITS A GOOD SWORD GOOD SWORD

every time they hang out im just like......yes....pure oxygen, clean water, pollution disappearing from this earth....

Yes e’ming ruoye weapon pet otp

Oh my god this Which Weapon Pet Will Help More With Cooking is Exactly what my soul needs in these trying times.... I’m so blessed.....

Xie Lian - Wei Wuxian - being terrible at cooking

this is COMEDY GOLD

Hua Cheng: *doing dishes*

Shi Qingxuan: WHAT THE FUCK

Qi Rong: IM A FIERCE GHOST TOOOOOOOOO

Xie Lian: *hiding*

This is the best dinner party

This is the best fucking dinner party scene in any book I have ever read

Honestly the book could end right here. This scene is the Blessing in the title Heaven Official's Blessing

Shi Qingxuan is gonna go back & tell everyone they ate dinner with Hua Cheng and No One is gonna believe it

Poor Shi Qingxuan Lolololol

Awwwww theyre finally exchanging phone numbers!!!! also lol @ xie lian’s little joke here

can’t wait for the scene where they start flirting via communications array & shi qingxuan is staring back and forth at them & shouting at ming yi WHAT THE FUCK WE’RE RIGHT HERE WHAT ARE THEY DOING GET A GODDAMN ROOM

ugh I’m so happy to stop on this note & look forward to reading tomorrow & not having to pick up in the middle of Tragedy Book 2 (& apoarently also Tragedy Book 4). In conclusion Hualian is the Real Official Blessing We Made Along The Way

OMG I SAID THIS SCENE WOULD HAPPEN also i cant wait to find out hua cheng’s password (narrator voice: she would be disappointed)

Shi Qingxuan: i made them strip but oh god he just admitted he likes xie lian NOW its weird

Hahaha just wait till this is a sex thing (smirk emoji)

I also get bored and play dress up in the middle of hostage recovery

to be continued in part 6!

#tgcf #tgcf liveread

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rosethornewrites · 2 years

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Saturday-Tuesday T & G reading

Skipped reading on Friday.

Finished

Teen:

the one where Jiang Wanyin finds out (and swears more than Mian Mian), by ShippersList (3rd in a series)

Luo Qingyang was very happy that Wei Wuxian had a new core but she could do with a bit less drama in her life.

(But as long as it was happening, she was going to enjoy the fuck out of it.)

the one where Jiang Yanli visits (and she's a fucking goddess), by ShippersList (4th in a series)

Wei Wuxian’s sister was a fucking goddess so it was a travesty she wasn’t being fucked like a goddess deserved.

Luo Qingyang decided to do something about it.

(Also, family feels and some plotting but that's beside the point.)

the one with the fucking baby talk (...you did this to yourself, Mian Mian), by ShippersList (5th in a series)

A-Yuan wanted to know where babies come from. Wei Wuxian, as usual, didn’t have a fucking clue.

Did Luo Qingyang really have to do everything around here?

He Still Cares, by Xuěhuā (Snow_F8)

Jiang Cheng shows up at the Qiongqi Path ambush, and he and Jin Zixuan realize someone has set Wei Wuxian up. They bring him (safely) back to Koi Tower and truths begin to come out…not all of them to Wei Wuxian’s liking.

Problematic but Cute, by SunflowerSupreme

Well, now there was a three year old in the Unclean Realm.

Jin Guangyao looked down at A-Yuan, who had loudly said ‘look what I can do yellow-gege’ and stuck his entire fist in his mouth.

Cute.

Problematic, but cute.

CEO Billionaire Lan Zhan, by detention_notes

Oh, Wei Ying.

Would he ever notice a humble billionaire such as Lan Zhan? Wei Ying, with his Costco T-shirts...his lilting smile...his sexy, sexy financial ineptitude...

Lan Zhan burst away from the window and then ripped apart his bed canopy with his bare hands. After the destruction was complete he shivered and called his bank.

“500k. Wei Ying. Wire transfer,” he said lowly into the phone. The teller asked for his name. “Anonymous,” he growled. He bit his arm with passion.

What Happens In The Teahouse, Stays In The Teahouse, by PotterheadAvengerDemigod, theAbandoned_Grimoire

No matter that the five of them are some of the best cultivators of their generation, they cannot take an entire group of Wen cultivators and Wen Xu in the middle of a crowded tea house full of civilians.

But they also cannot stay silent forever, because an occupied tea room without any talking? That was suspicious.

And no matter that it would be rude beyond measure to barge uninvited into someone else’s private room, they knew that would not stop the Wen sect if they wanted to.

...All their voices are recognisable. None of them would be able to speak without being immediately recognised, and a gathering of three of five major sect leaders and their respective right-hand men would be as good as a declaration of war to QishanWen. It was a war that they could not afford to start. Not yet. Not now.

/OR/ The one that sounds serious but is really just crack on how much Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji are huge trolls and everyone just kind of wants them to get a room.

Let It Go, by iSwallowMy_converse

And in that moment, a voice that suspiciously sounds like A-Xian's voice when he's conspiring something with A-Cheng or younger disciples for a prank resonated in her head.

'Aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you want to go apeshit?'

General:

Confessions of a Lan, by StoriesOnlyScarsCanTell

“This way, I can say I like you and you will never know.”

just to fill my cup, by Lirelyn

“I know what you’re thinking,” he insisted, “and you’re a fucking idiot. You think it’s not fair that I have a core and you don’t. You think your life has been hard. You think the worst possible thing has happened to you.” He knew it was true, because he remembered thinking that. He’d lain in bed for days like a fool, believing that nothing could be worse than losing every hope of cultivation. “You hate seeing me because I have something that you don’t, and I —” he choked on the words. “You have no fucking idea.”

The other Jiang Cheng’s face grew more and more contemptuous as he talked. “You’re wrong,” he said icily. “I don’t want a single thing you have. Not at the price you paid.”

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Jiang Cheng and Wei Wuxian find themselves in a world where things went differently.

Nie Huaisang's unexpected stance, by maya_brainstormed (mayachain)

The whole cultivation world is marching on Nightless City. No one can quite understand why Nie Huaisang is coming.

Floating Cloud and Flowing Water, by friedchickenlord

Sometimes, rather than being stubborn and waiting for what is already broken to fix itself, it is better to let go. Sometimes, rather than letting her pride run rampant, it is better to give up. Sometimes, to get your own happiness, it is better to leave everything and start anew.

And that is what Yu Zixuan does.

Unfinished

Teen:

Tricks of the Trade, by nirejseki

In which Meng Yao, later Jin Guangyao, sets his heart upon the most unlikely of targets.

(five times Jin Guangyao tricked Lan Qiren into hugging him, and one time he didn't have to)

Pocketful of Soul, by Jenrose

“It’s a kid?” Wei Wuxian says to Wen Qing. “What’s a kid doing dabbling with the ghostly path? Talking to my ghosts?” He sounds indignant.

“Perhaps you should ask him,” Wen Qing says dryly.

“Kid, why are you using demonic cultivation?” Wei Wuxian asks.

“It works better when you want to work with spirits, rather than fight them,” Mo Xuanyu says. “And I’m not using demonic cultivation, I merely greeted your spirit and told him I was a friend and needed to talk to you. Well, something to that effect. Intention matters more than intonation with this stuff.”

“Who taught you that?” Wei Wuxian asks, his voice shifting from indignation to intrigue.

“You did,” Mo Xuanyu says. “Or well, your notes did, hmmm… five or six years from now.”

Wei Wuxian wags a scolding finger at him and says, “You should be developing your golden core, not dabbling around with things you don’t under—Did you say five years from now? As in, in the future?”

OR: What if instead of Sacrifice Summon, Mo Xuanyu discovered Wei Wuxian’s flawed time travel talisman?

A Mo Xuanyu-centric found family time travel looping epic.

Fic is complete, posting frequently.

Talking is Better than Silence, by blackcatkuroi, KuroiWrites (blackcatkuroi)

"This path harms the body. Harms the nature of one's heart even more." Lan WangJi spoke those words upon first seeing Wei Wuxian alive after the Burial Mounds, unknowing of the truth.

Wei Wuxian, though, didn't need to be told, and he accepted that he'd lost whatever he might have once had with Lan WangJi. Several nights later, in a moment of drunken weakness under the melancholic light of a full moon, he tells Lan WangJi the Truth. He'd never needed Lan WangJi to spell out his fate for him - he'd known since he walked out of the Burial Mounds alive.

But one small bit of honesty can go a long way, and Talking is far better than Silence.

To Forget Worldly Matters, by StoriesOnlyScarsCanTell

“I plant potatoes and radishes, Wei Ying.”

“Potatoes? What... Where did you get all of this money, Lan Zhan?!”

“I am rich enough.”

Or Lan Wangji decided to start a new life with A-Yuan in a remote village.

Fortuitous, by apathyinreverie

It’s quite the scandal. When, in the aftermath of Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji having disappeared into the cold caves for more than a day, it comes out that the Twin Jades of Lan have somehow managed to ensnare the virtues of both Twin Prides of Yunmeng.

What has long been concealed, by Gaby007

The Burial Mounds change everything falling in their grasp, Wei Wuxian is well-placed to know it. Lan Wangji is rather nonplussed when he learns his beloved's secret yet seizes the opportunity to finally bring the Yiling Patriarch to Gusu and keep him safe.

Now, he just has to keep Wei Ying hidden from the cultivation world, and maybe he will get to learn some secrets of the Lan sect as he does.

Couldn't Scream Couldn't Shout, by mermorgie

Frustrated and desperate to stop hearing Wei Wuxian’s voice echo in his ears, Lan Wangji makes a mistake with the Lan silencing spell that he cannot undo.

Temporarily muted, Wei Wuxian struggles to pretend that he’s fine, while Lan Wangji struggles to make it up to him.

General:

Two Heart As One, by Shadoak_uwu

Wei Wuxian and The Junior Quarter were thrown into the past when they almost died because of an assassination from Jin Guanyao followers.

With his baby 8 month old in his stomach, will Wei Wuxian manage to go back with the Juniors to their own timeline, or he need to stay there and create a No war Au so everyone can finally be happy.

Patriarch, by WithBroomBefore

Fix-it AU diverging from canon during the second Nightless City battle. A number of people don't die, but that does not make things easy.

#the untamed #mo dao zu shi #mdzs #cql #chen qing ling #untamed fanfiction

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canismajors · 4 years

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people really insist on making lan wangji the boringest flattest personalityless character huh

#where is the MOTIVATION where is the CHARACTER DRIVE where is the COMPELLMENT #like so many fics!!! have super interesting concepts!!!! but they dont give lwj his own character arc outside of wwx im!!!!! aaa!!!!!#like olease.... take a second to consider his motivations...... take a second to consider his reasoning......#and like his motivations and reasoning BEYOND wei wuxian like he is his Own Character i know hes flat and boring in the novel but cql and #wang yibo give you so much to work with!!!! please!!!!!!!!!#once again thinking about billionaire ceo lan wangji i think that should be required reading #please....... he has character outside wwx Please...................

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vrishchikawrites · 3 years

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Hey! I'm sorry if it's a bother to you but I don't understand what's bad with the Twitter takes, can you please explain it to me? Again, I'm sorry if this is a bother or if this sounds rude, I'm just genuinely curious and my English is t good so I am a bit confused. Thank you.

oof my brain short circuits after reading the bad twitter meta take. Can you perhaps elaborate in easier words about the person replying and the long morality meta?

*rolls up her sleeves*

So, the original screen-shot morality meta essentially says that being a good person is easy if your life is comfortable and you have a safety net around you. Being a bad person is easy if you grow up in a rough environment with very few options available.

On the surface - that's partially correct. As in, a bad environment and upbringing can lead people down a bad path. Similarly, it is easier to be kind and good if you're in a privileged position.

But

The real world doesn't work like that. Rich, privileged, and comfortable people often are the most ignorant and least willing to rattle the boat. People who have experienced strife and hardship are often most motivated to prevent that from happening to someone else.

There are stories about people living paycheck to paycheck and still donating a portion of their income while billionaires won't even give people they employ proper wages. The screen-shot comment is very naive and blames the circumstances of a person's upbringing for everything. They don't take character into account at all. Some of the most horrible people today - including some serial killers - come from privileged backgrounds. Some of the best people come from disadvantaged backgrounds.

The difference is character.

Best example of this? Wei Wuxian. He's the sect disciple and a young master respected by all. But his first instinct is to do good. He was a street child that fought for scraps and his first instinct was to cover for JC. He has lived in poverty and privilege and he has consistently chosen good. His morality has always been crystal clear.

Lan Wangji has never known poverty or strife on the level of WWX, JGY, and XY. But he is also good. Unlike his privileged peers, he doesn't sit on his ass when people need help. He isn't selective about who he helps and doesn't help. LWJ, when his privilege is challenged, learns from it and adapts. He chooses to serve others even if it means leaving the comfort of his sect regularly.

On the other hand, XY and JGY both choose violence and manipulation every time they are given the opportunity to do something differently. XY decides to ruin XXC simply because he was scolded by him once.

JGY continued to choose violence and deception even when he reached a position of privilege. Even when he was leading a comfortable life, he chose to manipulate and kill people, sometimes just on a whim.

Good people, when pushed into bad acts because of circumstances, will eventually choose to do good when the circumstances change. Bad people will continue to be bad even when their life turns good.

The next point

A comment says that LWJ had the privilege of not having anyone he loved killed by WWX.

Yes. The person he loved was persecuted for doing the right thing and driven to death by an army. AND YET, LWJ chose to DO GOOD. He accepted his punishment, applied the lessons he learned, and SERVED THE UNDERPRIVILEGED.

The people who apparently suffered because of WWX's actions CHOOSE TO DO BAD. Like kill, torment, manipulate *coughjccough*

These people forget, very conveniently, that WWX didn't actually KILL THAT GIRL WHO RAN INTO AN ACTIVE BATTLEFIELD IN A FIT OF EMOTION. Actions have consequences. If you punch a person, you can fully expect them to punch you back. Your rights end where their nose begins. JZXun and JZXuan's rights ended the moment they choose to threaten WWX (yes, JZXuan asking WWX to stand down when facing 300 enemies is a threat. JZXuan was unforgivably naive then). The sects' right to any mercy or consideration ended the moment they choose to declare war.

Everyone lost their moral high ground when they decimated the entire Wen clan, including civilians, the elderly, children, the sick, and the disabled.

So that sweet-sounding moral quote they wrote down is absolutely sentiment without any sense. You can almost hear the wistful sigh as they turn a complex, fucked up situation into a pretty quote and lay all blame for people's shitty actions on WWX and LWJ.

#reader asks #rant #long post

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rarepears · 2 years

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Sept 2022 Masterpost

made up fic title ask game

Five times There Was Only One Bed was not a concern and the one time it was: Sung Jinwoo edition

meet percy jackson god of kamino and star wars clones au

shen jiu gets a thirsty onlyfans system so he never goes to cang qiong au

reimagine star wars clone wars if mr. i will do anything for my brother(s) Itachi Uchiha was reborn as one of the clones on kamino au

when the gen z muggleborns start hitting up hogwarts au

where a typo makes the gojo clan claim sephiroth as a bastard child of the clan and satoru grows up with an OP cousin au

Ashborn (solo leveling) & Hagoromo (naruto) were lovers thus the tailed beasts think Sung Jinwoo is their mother reborn au

Commander Fox travels back in time & makes a series of decisions that bites him in the ass later... like getting dooku pregnant au

BNHA izuku transmigrates into shen qingqiu (svsss) au

shen jiu is the victim of switched at birth plot and shen yuan is the son of the fake young master who replaced shen jiu au

sung jinah gets the isekai protagonist treatment and she vlogs the whole thing on social media au

pidw au where transmigrator!lqg thinks he’s entered lqgxsqq svsss fanfic and svsss!sqh thinks he’s time traveled with cucumber bro

in which the system picks up a 12 year old Shen Yuan to transmigrate into PIDW instead au

in which palpatine gets the obama call me maybe video treatment and the star wars universe is saved au

in which luo binghe mistakens shen yuan to be boyfriend and shen yuan thinks luo binghe is the bodyguard his brother hired for him au

epilogue sung jinwoo has a supposed porn addiction in order to explain why he spends so much time locked up in his bedroom au

wei wuxian becomes a rabbit after his death and stalks lan wangji everywhere au

mdzs meets batman: lan wangji thinks wei wuxian is dating billionaire bruce wayne au

svsss transmigration loop where shen yuan and shen jiu are brothers in every cycle au

Jedi Order think that FFVII soldiers are old jedi warriors of the ancient past au

luo bingge finds the reincarnation of his scum master & tricks his way into shen jiu's house by shapeshifting into a very cute pupper au

a jedi and their clone troopers land near sung jinwoo's castle; beru and shadow summons are Not Pleased au

the many ways to make obiwan's rako hardeen episode 100X harder au

shen jiu’s brocon brother au

of the raccoons and rabbits in gusu lan au

cang qiong ensures next gen of peak lords get along via coparenting baby dolls except these are actual babies and sj has a harem now au

shen yuan transmigrates into orochimaru’s body and the naruto universe instead au

liu qingge begins courting shen yuan by dumping a just-emerged-from-abyss luo binghe in front of shen yuan during a peak lord meeting au

ichigo (bleach) became a tiktok star before he became a shinigami au

luo binghe accidentally gifted a racoon instead of a dog to his shizun au

the married life of sung jinwoo and wen ruohan au

Obi Wan time travels via falling into a toilet au

luo bingge is reborn as anakin skywalker's twin brother au

kisame gets dumped in star wars and sows chaos au

shen jiu becomes a spirit au

star wars clones are missing proper parents; the tolkien elves want kids to parent; the tolkien elves should adopt the clone kids au

mansplain; manipulate; and malewife in the svsss world

dr doofenschmirtz is the new shadow monarch au

Liu Qingge the conspiracy theorist vs deaged Shen Yuan running around Cang Qiong without adult supervision au

keeping up with the all might: all might guest stars on the kardashian reality show au

shen qingqiu has an emotional support parrot and hijinks happen au

sung jinwoo x personification of death and harry potter is his new stepkid au

shen yuan's PIDW game turns into a dating sim but the PIDW characters actually fall in love... oh dear au

shen yuan and luo binghe are aizawa’s adoptive parents au

the hunt for shen jiu’s biological family au

bruce wayne goes on yatch vacations because That's What Rich People do au

sha hualing also runs a demonic bakery in svsss where mobei jun and airplane unknowingly run through a bunch of coffeeshop tropes au

harry potter's master of death title means that he's married to ashborn (solo leveling) au

single parent of a plant baby thy name is shen jiu au

a new way for liu qingge to misunderstand shen qingqiu's visits to the brothel aka the waxing parlor au

luo binghe's xinmo sword is actually a plasma sword once known as darksaber - svsss X star wars au

aizawa is actually a secret kardashian au

When PIDW!Luo Binghe is pushed into the Endless Abyss he falls through a dimensional rip into SVSSS world au

toji x endeavor au

#masterpost #masterlist #svsss #scumbag self saving system #solo leveling #star wars #bnha #boku no academia #harry potter #naruto #ff7 #final fantasy vii #shen yuan #shen jiu #luo binghe #scum villian self saving system

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i-put-the-bi-in-suibian · 4 years

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What is Six Sentence Sunday?

Banner by @purpleyin

From my WIP Proper Behavior (prostitute!WWX / billionaire!LWJ paid companion AU)

"I hate every single one of them for abusing your desperate situation. But it doesn't determine you or the way I feel about you."

Wei Wuxian stares into his eyes that seem almost golden in the kitchen´s light. There are thousands of tiny wings fluttering under his ribs. He's afraid that if he doesn´t stomp them down his chest will burst open. So he lets out a breathy chuckle and steps back from Lan Wangji, back from the intensity of his gaze.

#six sentence sunday #kate writes #proper behavior fic #wangxian au

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luukeskywalker · 4 years

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5, 6, 14!!

5. What’s a crackship you love?

hmm i really like a one-sided lan qiren/cangse sanren, i think the reason why he's single is bc his fated one simply didn't love him back, yknow? i guess it's not a crackship in that it's silly (or at least, i don't interpret it as silly) but i really do like thinking about why lan qiren reacts to situations in the novel the way he does.

6. What’s the last thing you read that made you laugh?

hm, i've read a lot of really good fics that make me laugh, but two come to mind that have recently made me laugh out loud for real. CEO billionaire lan zhan is SUCH a funny parody, i could not stop laughing through the whole thing. i also 100% love and adore so you have a bad day, this fic is so entertaining and i could not put it down when i first read it. moshang are the kings of misunderstanding and i love seeing them fuck up over and over again until they finally get it right 😂😂

14. (For authors) Post a line of dialogue from one of your WIPs without context.

“A-Ying, that was very stupid.” He reached out to ruffle Wei Wuxian’s hair. “Why are you acting out? Do we not love you enough at home?”

i'll leave it up to you to decide where this is from 😅

#crimsonrainseekingflower #ask #ask meme #thank you king uwu

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cloudrecessespod · 4 years

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On this special Late Night edition of PodRecesses, we’re reading chapters 9 & 10, “Arrogance” parts IV and V. Turns out that from the Lan sect’s billionaire brain poisoning to Wei Wuxian’s messy bitch prions to Roy’s elf brain, everyone’s brains are on fire! Except for Wen Ning, who doesn’t have one at all. And while we unfortunately have to say goodbye to a long-standing segment, we do spend entirely too long talking about a certain AU, so, sorry bout that. Anyway, see you at the asbestos factory!

(also sorry once again for the audio quality! it gets bad for a bit in the beginning and then its tolerable. “we did what we could”)

Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Steven Universe – Giant Woman, arr. & perf. by Jenn Campbell Also used: -Pitbull – International Love, arr. & perf. by Ben Clement -Herb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass – Spanish Flea, perf. by David Fei

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation #gdc #mxtx #podcast #episodes #魔道祖师 #魔道祖師

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恭喜发财!! may i request: jin ling, lan sizhui and lan jingyi going 红包拿来 :)

so uh @exile-wrath and i might have turned an original novel idea of mine into au fodder, and this is like a tiny bit of that…

warning: this is like… super autobiographical chinese/abc kids in southern california shenanigans, so there’s some english names and chinglish being tossed around. i’ll make notes of who’s who lol

“Smile for the camera, kids,” announces Wei Wuxian, bending over the tripod.

The kids in question – A-Yuan, Rulan, and Jingyi – groan in unison. “Wuixian-叔叔, we’ve been smiling for the last ten minutes,” whines A-Yuan.

“If someone would stop putting bunny ears on Rulan, we’d have gotten the photo taken much faster,” retorts Wei Wuxian, as he adjusts the settings. “It’s not every year Jamie gets to come over from mainland China for Lunar New Year, after all. Your parents all want to send this photo to their friends.”

“Why can’t we make funny faces?” mutters Rulan.

“Because your grandpa would hate it, Rulan,” replies Wei Wuxian.

Rulan rolls his eyes. “Who cares about what my grandpa wants.”

Wei Wuxian snorts at that. He has a point. Jin Guangshan, also known as Donald Jin to the business world, had once decreed that everyone in the Jin family could only pick their American names from Forbes’s list of billionaires. Poor Rulan had therefore been saddled with the dubious moniker ‘Elon’, which he found even more insufferable than his Chinese name.

(Jiang Yanli had insisted she was going to march her son down to the Social Security Administration the minute he turned of age, so he could get himself a better name. Jiang Cheng and Jin Zixuan had both agreed that was for the best.)

“Okay, boys,” Wei Wuxian says, once the three of them had settled on the piano bench once more. Jingyi, who had long since tired of the other boys’ antics, sighs loudly. “Just once more, okay?”

“你上次也说这是最后一张照片,” Jingyi complains.

“I said that, and then Rulan blinked when I took the photo,” retorts Wei Wuxian. He puts a finger on the button. “Okay, boys, on three you keep your eyes open and say cheese, okay? One… two…”

“CHEESE!” Rulan and A-Yuan say, beaming.

“西瓜甜不甜?” asks Jingyi.

“Oh, so now you decide to be the little,” mutters Wei Wuxian, coughing in lieu of cursing. A-Yuan would never let him live it down otherwise. He checks the photo, satisfied when he notices no blinks or funny faces. “Okay, boys, now you can get back to the party.”

“You promised us 红包, Wuxian-叔叔,” A-Yuan points out. The other boys nod eagerly.

“Yeah! 恭喜发财, 红包拿来!” The boys break into giggles, before starting to chant it over and over. “恭喜发财, 红包拿来! 恭喜发财, 红包拿来!”

“Okay, okay!” Wei Wuxian laughs, pulling back the curtains blocking off his studio from the rest of the house. In the living room, Lan Wangji is already waiting with a tray of red envelopes. “Oh, would you look at that, Wangji-叔叔 has your 红包. Go get it from him.”

The boys cheer, before descending upon Lan Wangji with shouts for prosperity and red envelopes. Wei Wuxian shakes his head, opening up the app for his camera on his phone to send the photo to Jiang Yanli. It’ll make the rounds on WeChat after that, after she’s done adding whatever stickers and doodads she’s got planned this year.

Across the room, Lan Wangji ruffles A-Yuan’s hair and smiles, and for Wei Wuxian, that’s better than any red envelope.

叔叔 - Uncle. Doesn’t have to be your actual uncle.

你上次也说这是最后一张照片 - You said last time this was the last photo!

西瓜甜不甜 - is the watermelon sweet? It’s a reference to a Chinese TV show about a photographer. I swear to god every time I’ve taken a photo at Chinese school, someone has yelled this in lieu of cheese.

恭喜发财, 红包拿来! - Happy new year (lit. celebrating good fortune), bring us the red envelopes! My brothers and cousins and I would annoy every grownup in our family with this at LNY until we got paid lmao

So in this AU, Jingyi is sometimes referred to as “Jamie”, and… Jin Ling unfortunately has “Elon” lmao. Sizhui and Wuxian also have English names too, but not Wangji, as he got zapped forward in time from ancient China haha

#魔道祖师 #mo dao zu shi #mdzs #lily's dabbles #red envelope ficlets #anonymous #ask #aggressively socal au

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fallintosanity · 4 years

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10 Characters Meme

@puffbirdstudio tagged me to list my 10 favorite characters from 10 different things, and then tag 10 people!

1. Gerald Tarrant from the Coldfire Trilogy. He’s brilliant, a magnificent bastard, ever hungry for knowledge, and unrepentantly evil - literally. He actually has a conversation to that effect with the protagonist, about how if he were to repent, he would have to regret doing the evil things he did in service of learning new things, and he can’t honestly say he does. Yet he manages a beautiful redemption arc anyway, because he’s just awesome like that.

2. Sam Winchester from Supernatural. I kinda fell out of love with SPN when it became clear the show had no intention of treating Sam better, but I still love Sam as a character. He’s complex, with a massive heart and a desperate desire to do the right thing despite the whole world, God, and the show’s writers claiming it’s impossible for him to be anything other than wrong.

3. Sephiroth from Final Fantasy VII. While we don’t get much of his backstory - even Crisis Core doesn’t delve into his upbringing - the tantalizing hints we do get speak to a fascinating and deeply traumatized person under the cackling megalomaniac we see him as in VII proper.

4. Wei Wuxian from The Untamed. To be honest, he’s 90% of the reason I even started watching The Untamed, because I kept seeing gifsets of him. I’m only about a quarter of the way into the show, but my initial assessment has held true so far: Wei Wuxian has only two modes, kicked puppy and incorrigible trickster.

5. Tremaine Valiarde from the Fall of Ile-Rien books. She was one of the first female fantasy protagonists I found who wasn’t either some sex goddess ninja warrior Strong Female Character or innocent sweet Purity Maiden. She’s somewhat plain, fiercely intelligent, not afraid to pull her weight in whatever’s going on, and, narratively, capable of failure in a way most female characters at the time weren’t.

6. Ratchet from the Ratchet & Clank games. Tiny cat man with a massive and increasingly ridiculous selection of weapons who manages to be sassy and sweet at the same time? Who gives not a single fuck about the evil emperor he has to overthrow, but absolutely breaks when his best friend is kidnapped? Heck yeah!

7. Tony Star from the Marvel Cinematic Universe. (It’s really a toss-up in the MCU between Tony and Loki. Today Tony’s winning.) Genius billionaire playboy philanthropist who flies around the world in a super-suit, who will sass you to high heaven but will sacrifice anything, including himself, for those he cares about.

8. Niko Leandros from the Cal Leandros series. An old soul with unwavering-to-the-point-of-unhealthy loyalty to his younger brother, who's smart and talented enough to be anything he wanted and still chose to remain his brother’s keeper despite the risks and pain involved.

9. Nakago from Fushigi Yuugi. He’s less deep than a lot of the others on here: he’s evil, unrepentantly so, and takes pleasure in torturing the heroes. Unlike Tarrant, he doesn’t get a redemption arc. He has a tragic backstory that’s expodumped at the last second, but I think one of the more interesting things that manga did - whether or not it intended to - was to show that just because you had a tragic backstory, didn’t mean you had to become evil. Nakago was the example of what happens when evil was the path you chose.

10. Prompto Argentum from Final Fantasy XV. (I go back and forth a lot about which of the bros is my favorite, and really they’re all my favorite for different reasons, but I can only pick one in this meme, so.) Prompto is unrelentingly cheerful despite his own anxiety and feelings of inadequacy - he’s not the Chosen Prince, he doesn’t have any fancy titles, he’s just there to see his best friend get married. Yet when shit hits the fan, he steps up in a way not many people would be capable of, and never wavers despite everything he goes through.

There’s my 10! I have a lot more favorites tbh, and could talk at length about all of them, but these are the ones who jumped out at me at this point in time (which probably reflects what media I’m currently consuming as much as any specific trends about me).

Tagging (no pressure!) @tjwock, @r3zuri, @ageofzero, @breezy-cheezy, and anyone else who wants to do it!

#ask meme #sanity replies

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