I like the idea that demons and angels don't need water to survive and most of the cast was deeply confused by MC drinking it so often because "it didn't taste good" and they couldn't wrap their heads around why MC was so "obsessed" with it.
And then they found out that water is crucial for a human's health and humans DIE if they go for a few days without it and suddenly a whole new fridge was installed in the kitchen filled with just water bottles, MC started getting "h2o deliveries" completely unprompted throughout the day, texts from all of them reminding them to hydrate, etc
"MC, here's your water."
“Oi, have you had yer life juice yet?”
"Remember to hydrate."
"I still can't believe you humans depend on this to survive. How stupid is that?"
"MC, do you need some water?"
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mammon: my only desire in life is to be stinkin rich (love me mc)
MC: i hate rich people
mammon: jk i love being poor #debtsquad (are we about to kiss)
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Asmo: MC, I noticed you love wearing that hoodie but you never actually have the hood up.
Mammon: Oh yeah, I don't think I've ever seen ya fully wear that.
MC: Do you want me to put it on?
Everyone: *nods*
MC: *puts it on and everyone sees it has cat ears on it*
All 11 of them: *collectively die from cuteness*
Luke: Wha-
MC: That's why I don't use it up, it holds too much power...
Luke: *speechless*
MC: Anyway, wanna get a matching one? 😊
Luke: ...
Yes, please.
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i still think a lot about how technically, it's implied Anubis and Walt started dating each other before they asked out Sadie, and if Sadie had said she wasn't interested they would have gone "Entirely fair have a nice day" and proceed to just go continue to date each other.
Cause like, that was the entire thing. They decided that themselves. That things would work best if they were together (as in both physically sharing a body and also relationship-wise). The "asking Sadie about it" part was secondary. If she had said no, they would have stayed together, because among other things Walt would kind of die if they didn't. Walt and Anubis are technically the first gay couple in the Riordanverse. AND they're in a polyamorous relationship with Sadie. Why does no one talk about them ever.
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hey me and my wife saw you across the baldurs gate and we really hate your vibe. can you kill yourself
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