#was this petty lmao?
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#but who’s counting
#interview with the vampire#iwtv#iwtvedit#interviewwiththevampireedit#louis de pointe du lac#jacob anderson#assad zaman#armand#the vampire chronicles#amc's interview with the vampire#iwtv series#iwtv spoilers#perioddramaedit#perioddramacentral#perioddramasource#interview with the vampire spoilers#i LOVE them lmao#armand is so petty i love it lol#mystuff#1k
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crawls in here
Humbly requests more of your human! Al bc I’m unapologetically obsessed with him👀….
GOOD because I am also obsessed with him
He's 29 Mimzy!! Run!!
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin alastor#human alastor#sketch#autodesk sketchbook#art request#I hc mimzy was a heavy smoker while alastor was a very occasional smoker (like “once every two month only at parties” kind of smoker)#the real Alastor's villain origin story lmao#I've seen so many people portray him as killing for justice while I think he would kill out of pettiness#“oh you are more popular and get more attention than me? die :))”
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i know a lot of people (very understandably) dislike the paladin job quests in ffxiv, particularly HW, but i do think it's fun that, now that the pre-ShB MSQ revamp is complete, paladins now have a very cool and thematic in-game storyline that happens without a word being spoken: the development of passage of arms.
none of the below is directly stated in the script, but imo it's a fairly obvious gloss on what the game presents, if you assume a paladin warrior of light. spoilers for all expansions through the end of 6.X.
in the new version of steps of faith, as vishap breaks through each ward protecting ishgard from attack, lucia mounts a final desperate effort to hold him back, with a very familiar looking animation:
but even lucia can't hold back vishap's flame alone, so the temple knights surge forward to assist her. their efforts make the shield visually more powerful and larger. the temple knights here band together in defense of ishgard, and their knightly resolve to protect their home is the difference between victory and defeat.
lucia and the knights do ultimately succeed in defending the last ward, as you have to defeat vishap before their shield falls or you lose.
later in heavensward, obviously, we will get ffxiv's most famous (failed) attempt at blocking something with a shield.
this moment can be read as fairly impactful on the warrior of light's development; as i've noted elsewhere, after the trauma of watching haurchefant bleed out in their arms at level 57, at level 58 paladins learn to channel their magic into healing (and it's called "clemency," or mercy. mercy for whom? who was guilty?), and as someone pointed out on that post, at level 58 dark knights used to get "sole survivor", letting them heal in response to a marked target's death.
for a time, you literally carry haurchefant's shield with you, and 3.3 very much literalizes in genre fashion the idea that even when you are standing alone, your fallen friends stand with you. you don't need to call any allies to stand at your side and raise their shields with you because they are already there, in spirit.
stormblood marks a pretty important turning point in the warrior of light as a combatant, in my opinion, and the text makes this clear in several ways. first, in pretty much all your jobs, you've now far exceeded your trainers and are pioneering new techniques. this is no less true of paladin, which for 60-70 abandons any trainers at all for you to show off your peerless skills in a tournament.
second, stormblood is straight up a story about you getting stronger. at level 61, zenos kicks your ass. at level 70, you kick his ass. why? because you fought and got stronger and developed incredible new techniques and became a one-man army.
for a lot of classes, this story lines up nicely with the big rotation changes or flashy new finishers on the way from 60 to 70. SMN is now busting out bahamut and casting akh morn; RDM gets verflare and verholy; DRG starts harnessing nidhogg's power directly through dragon sight and nastrond.
the tanks are divided in two: warriors and gunbreakers get huge damaging upgrades at 70 in the form of inner release and continuation, each of which lets them hit the same button many times for lots of damage and satisfying animations. paladin and dark knight get more protective abilities; dark knight gets the blackest night, and there's been plenty said about that already by pretty much everyone.
paladins get passage of arms. instead of a relentless new attack (and you get requiescat at 68, which is a way bigger deal for your dps rotation), your big reveal at 70 for zenos in your fight in ala mhigo is a superior way to protect your party, a shield that lets you stand for your allies so they never have to fall for you again. it's lucia's same shield, except you need no allies' shields to reinforce you, proof of your martial prowess and your ability to transcend limits, and perhaps in truth a reminder that you never really stand alone.
in many respects passage of arms should really feel like a paladin signature move to you now if you are playing it at this point, because you should be popping it in pretty much every fight (you are using your mits, right...?). basically every FFXIV fight has at least one big AOE with downtime that warrants passage of arms usage, usually after the mid-fight add phase with slowly filling bar. since that AOE usually drops during downtime, there's no reason not to pop passage of arms (which otherwise restricts your movement and actions), and even on normal, sometimes every little bit counts on a damage check even if it means dropping DPS (thinking here of harrowing hell P10N on release, which was...less consistent for a lot of roulette parties than you might hope).
so from 70 onward, passage of arms is in a sense a paladin warrior of light's signature move, and certainly the one a player gets to most actually enjoy (since if you're using it, you're by necessity not doing anything besides moving your camera and admiring your sick animation). it doesn't have any competition in terms of spectacle until confiteor, and those you're usually throwing out in the middle of movement.
it's such a signature, in fact, that the only other person shown using your one-person version of passage of arms is your greatest admirer, who studied your legend for over a century.
and it's when he fails (should've popped arm's length, bud) that the warrior of light decides they can't let their friends fall for them, and sends them away with the transporter beacon. this is all wrong: you were meant to die for them, not the other way around. yours is the shield that stands between your allies and defeat. it is you who will win this passage of arms and break your opponents lance. and you do.
and then later, when they need to quickly establish zero's domain as a place of fallen grandeur, the home of someone who once believed in heroes but is now a cool and cynical vampire hunter d, what do they use? a decayed statue of someone in the paladin endwalker gear doing the passage of arms animation, of course.
from a visible instantiation of knighthood as a joint effort to defend what is sacred, to a tribute to the fallen friends whose memories stand by you and animate you, to a symbol of the wol's power as emulated by their allies or darkly mirrored in other shards.
not bad for a mit button you hit once per fight and otherwise never think about!
#the one-handed passage of arms animation is from a mod that afaik is no longer available#it was junjou laina's eikonic paladin mod but the creator appears to have pulled the version i used#pld#ffxiv#the new steps of faith is a solo duty and there's no way i'm doing all that NG+ for two screenshots#so i got those from youtube (sources in the links)#haurchefant greystone#g'raha tia#lucia junius#tbh i'm corny so i was slightly miffed when g'raha jacked our paladin swag to do passage of arms in an important story cutscene#so placing it in context as him emulating you made me enjoy it a lot more lmao. i'm petty!
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After some much needed post-battle rest, Gorgug is still left with one mystery to solve. How the hell is he supposed to figure out Mary Ann’s phone number? First, he asks Fig for help since she’s apparently on lime level. She laugh reacts to his message and tells him she has absolutely no clue what Quokki Pets is but she’ll meet him at Basrar’s.
Fig offers to Wanda Childa Mary Ann to try to get more information out of her and Gorgug practically begs her not to. They agree instead to request Adaine’s research expertise. Adaine sends them a bulleted list of Quokki Pets facts including where to find the game. The three of them meet at the Elmville mall to see if Mary Ann actually left her phone number there. Adaine starts mage handing copies of the game over to Fig (disguised as an employee) who opens them to see if there are any notes inside. Gorgug purchases a copy for himself. Maybe actually playing the game could be a good idea (and impress Mary Ann if that’s even possible).
After being booted from the store, Mary Ann’s number still eluding them, they consider that finding Mary Ann’s profile could help. They enlist their tech genius, so Riz shows up with his equipment ready to go. He hacks into the Quokki Pets message boards and finds a high level user located in Elmville with the name Mangostrawb. Gotta be her. So they look through her posts on the message boards and mostly just find her showing off her Quokkis, leaving scathing comments on non-optimized builds, or occasionally dropping tips for new players. After scrolling through dozens of pages, they’re positive Mangostrawb is Mary Ann but that’s still not exactly helpful.
They finally call it quits for the day and go their separate ways, vowing to keep helping Gorgug get to that bench. Late that night as he’s embarking on his Quokki Pets journey, Gorgug gets a text from an unknown number. He opens it. “you don’t just get quokki pets. they come to you”
Gorgug sighs and puts his crystal down. She's so fucking annoying.
And so hot.
#enemies to lovers where Mary Ann constantly tests Gorgug's patience until they combine forces and become petty bitches together#i'm so obsessed with them already lmao#skuttlespring#gorgann#gorgug x mary ann#fantasy high#fhjy#fhjy spoilers#fantasy high junior year#rae speaks
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the dawning of the hour appreciation post
(this has nothing to do with doth, but its in my brain anyways lmao)
I just saw this screenshot of hidden city holding cell and I think it's funny how none of them even think about tilting Draxum in the right direction lmao
Also look at Draxum's little hoove feeties
#donnie looks so petty#You know for a fact that he's uncomfortable sitting like that but hes too busy dying on a hill to care lmao#“I accidentally blew up a towns square so what”#“its not like they can't fix it with their 'MAgIc'”#Raph got racially profiled#Leo just wanted some skin care jfc#rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt leo#tmnt 2018#tmnt#rise tmnt
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was gonna make a joke about this and have this be a shitpost instead but honestly may pass out soon so I'll type this seriously cause I have no energy to come up with a clever joke
it's interesting how vox's insults in stayed gone are literally just different ways of saying "you're old and outdated you're old and outdated you're old and outdated you're old and outda" tackled with a bit of "you're a coward" in there, whereas alastor's insults are not jabs at vox being new or modern tech, but rather his practices, "clout-chasing mediocre video podcast" he's saying he's a pandering, attention-seeking sellout, and he targets at vox's insecurities, questions his power, then makes fun of him for still being salty about his rejection.
I feel like it's pretty telling how vox's insults are just SO shallow, while alastor's cut deeper and more personally. while you could say, alastor may be just better at roasting than vox, I feel like it could also tell you something about alastor's hatred of vox being based on actual reason, which makes sense, he is the one who rejected the idea of being on a team with vox, the one who decided to make the decision to step away from their friendship. there were likely legitimate things about vox that alastor started to notice he didn't like.
whereas vox's hatred is extremely petty, he's still pissy over that rejection, he has no reasonable reason to hate on alastor's practices or medium. literally ALL he has is constantly repeating how tv is better and newer and how radio is worse and older, that he literally uses that SAME snap back even after alastor has his part "what a dated voice!" "you're looking at the future! he's the shit that comes before that!". he has NOTHING on alastor. if you asked him to make a list about what he hated about alastor he would probably just give you 10000 synonyms of "he's old and outdated" and be unable to come up with anything non-superficial. because the falling out on his part, from his perspective, was being rejected. and after that, BLIND RAGE. he hates alastor. he does. but he can't reasonably tell you why.
#osrs.txt#THE HALF-ASLEEP-WRITTEN RAMBLE WOO!!!!!#note: I've been awake for like 29 hours now maybe I'm not thinking right and this actually doesn't make sense idk my brain is mush#radiostatic#staticradio#onewaybroadcast#hazbin vox#hazbin hotel vox#vox#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#alastor#NOT that alastor doesn't have his own pettiness that is his hatred of video LMAO episode 1#but honestly too tired to go into that I swear if I were more awake I'd elaborate#I'm posting this even though I may regret having typed this half asleep WHATEVRR!!!<
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ANDOR APPRECIATION WEEK 2023 | @andorappreciation
↳ Day 4: Favorite Planets/Settings/Parallels: Favorite callbacks to Rogue One
#andorappreciation2023#andoredit#andor#rogue one#rogueoneedit#swedit#theforcenetwork#starwarsblr#thestarwarsdaily#starwarshub#swcreators#*gifs#*andor#*ro#*1k#i think i would have done this gifset regardless#but ngl it is also a bit of pettiness after seeing those anon asks lmao#anyway... i think some of the parallels were a bit heavy-handed#but these ones i did genuinely enjoy
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Gnome, I'm going to be honest with you. After you canonized Hunter MDHM it lost ALL FUN. The cool part of the game was that you could create your own oc and also the representation of not just being F!MC x Yandere generic. I'm seriously thinking about leaving the fandom, I just had a tantrum about it, maybe it's drama on my part but I don't care. That was a huge plot hole, Hunter is cool, but canonizing her crossed the line
(maybe it's not true, I'm praying it's not and you probably won't even read this)
ok. You can leave the fandom if you want.
But the name Hunter has been the default name of the MC SINCE THE BEGINNING OF THE GAME BEFORE TEEKS'S HUNTER OC JOINED lmao
Hunter wasn't even a name chosen by ME it was chosen by my programmer and I decided to keep it.
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Eddie: *forgets a word in Spanish* im turning into a white woman
Buck: Great! Maybe now the writers will let us be together :)
#this is so petty#lmao im breaking the fourth wall#I’m sorry#911 fox#evan buckley#buddie#eddie diaz#911#911 tv show#evan buck buckley#buck and eddie#buck x eddie#911 abc#911 buddie#911 incorrect quotes#911 fox incorrect quotes#incorrect 911 quotes#buddie incorrect quotes#incorrect buddie quotes
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Scamming the scammer
John Constantine was the biggest headache Danny had managed to get, ever. After becoming King he did not think that his first task would be to solve the man's soul problems.
And it seemed quite incredible to him that the hellbazer would consider selling his soul as if it were a used car that he wants to get rid of to buy a new one. He was aware that he needed a soul, wasn't he? That it was not possible to buy a new one? Because he didn't want to be the one to inform him if that was not the case.
To top it off, beings from different domains within his kingdom came explicitly to claim the British's soul, which didn't even make sense, there were thousands of souls! Why did everyone want the same one? And why did he have to be the one to take care of it?
Completely frustrated, he placed all the paperwork for John Constantine in an empty room and locked the door. He smiled as he came up with a plan to improve the situation, it might be worth it.
That's how a drunk John Constantine found himself signing a dubious contract in exchange for the power to turn any liquid into beer, he didn't bother to read the contract, most demons just wanted his soul and this guy looked so human, with a presence so light it must be a minor demon for sure.
This turned out to be a bad decision when the next morning he found himself trapped in a room full of documents, the door locked. Taped to the door was a green note that said "Enjoy doing your own paperwork sir, I hope you're pleased with yourself", and well, maybe he should have read that contract after all.
#danny phantom#dp x dc#danny fenton#dc x dp#ghost king danny#john constantine#Danny obviously made his presence lighter#And John was to drunk to care about it#or check if it was true#No one said he take good decisions while drunk#justice league dark#Of course Danny is going to explain the situation later#but for now he wanted the hellbazer suffering the same as him for all the problem#all the contracts in the locked office were Constantine's contracts lmao#Danny got bored of the 80 visits per day from greater demons to claim the soul of some idiot#He's really just being petty right now#John considered if the power to get drunk everywhere was a good idea for a few seconds#he shrugged and decided that it was worth it#Danny had fun dressing up as a minor demon#The Justice League won't be as amused as him with the current situation#justice league#Danny will leave John locked up all weekend#although he is obviously going to feed him#he is not a monster#just a tired teenager#Read your contracts don't be like Constantine
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#hold on let him cook 👀😅
#mobius#owen wilson#loki#mcuedit#lokiedit#marveledit#loki spoilers#just noticed sometime since s2 aired i've passed my latest follower milestone so in celebration please enjoy one (1) jealous bitch 🥰#like he really can't stand the thought aslgjslfk#taking his petty ass sip lmao that's the love of my life#loki s2 spoilers#owenwilsonedit#marvel#dianagifs
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Day 2 - Clavaria zollingeri, biblically accurate amungus
#Yes i am very petty abt proper underlining/italicized latin sp names :))) it drives me nuts when i can't do it in the tags lmao#funguary#funguary2024#Clavaria zollingeri#mushrooms#my art
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Totally not the sounds of me posting face for the sole purpose of winning a disagreement
Cough cough @xenasaur cough cough
Oh also something something tgirl tummy Tuesday moment
Oh also ig if this gets like 500 notes I’ll post boobs or whatever people do on here
#yes I am that petty#I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about#i look horrible#lmao#tgirl tummy tuesday
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Wille had a LOT of problems going on in his life but the way he used his crown prince title to strut around on a power trip was just *chefs kiss*. My guy was like ohhhhhh you're gonna regret giving me so much power and went on to pull rank in the most absurd ways. King 👑
#I need. NEED someone to make a compilation of all the times he pulled rank#It was so petty and sooooo satisfying#I always love watching the nice ones do absolutely bitchy intimidating stuff lmao#young royals s2#young royals season two#Young royals#wille x simon#wille young royals#prince wilhelm#edvin ryding#omar rudberg
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Rafayel is 100% THAT BITCH and I'm so here for it.
My man shows up at Raymond's funeral with flowers for the Lemurian that douche had on display in his house, Talia rolls up singing a dirge for the lost Lemurian, and then when he gets accused of killing Raymond (whom I'm 99% positive he did now but no shade- Raf was well within his rights to do so that guy can get fuuuuucked) he's like "lmao nah. Byeeee" and leaves.
Rafa is my soul. He's the man I want to be when I grow up. To have even half the chutzpah he has would mean I'd have over 90% of the world's shares.
I just cannot appreciate this dude enough I'm so normal about him ahhhhh 😩
#what the heck Rafayel why are you so fucking perfect#this man literally could be my brother- he'd fit in SO WELL with my family lmao the petty runs so strong with us#lnds#love and deepspace#lads#l&ds#love & deepspace#rafayel#lnds rafayel
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